Everyone is scared to death of Disney but you MK! Go for it!
OH SHIT IN SPACE!
How is this Disney's fault? It says you shouldn't get on the rides if you have any health problems.
Oh Please... someone have Tom ride this.... alone... please please please
imagine a vacation to "die for" they should include that in their ads
Any centrifugal ride messes up with my motion sicknessness.
Love Space Mountain, though.
i've been looking forward to riding this thing. (ya gotta die of something). 
More than likely they'll just get free lifetime tickets to all Disney parks. Like they'll want to visit again....
This is totally Disney's fault. Go ahead and look at all the accidents over the past year. They've been in overdrive trying to cover it up and silence everyone.
sounds to me like the terrorists won.
I love Disney!
In June 2005, 4-year-old Daudi Bamuwamye of Pennsylvania died after riding Mission: SPACE with his mother and losing consciousness.
This kid's mother should have died for naming his ass that!
Who??? Dodi babafume *click* *clack*??
poor "dowdy babyshambles"...he was only 4.
wouldn't a 4 year old be to young or too short to ride a ride that has health warnings??
tabatha, he was freakishly tall and had a glass of beer with him.
Don't forget to include the fact that Disney DVD players blow up in your face, spewing acid!
tabatha, he was freakishly tall and had a glass of beer with him.
tim | 04.13.06 - 3:10 pm
Oh gawd, I was eating goldfish crackers and I almost choke!! HAHAHAHA 
Shit. We are going there this Summer. I will not be riding that damn thing. I do feel bad about the little guy dying. 
Ok, people a child and now a woman has died...there's no joke here! It's simply not funny, peroid.
Where would your jokes be if it were your child or mother that died...I mean is all well and cool to 'act' cold-hearted via the internet, but get it break sometimes...shhheeesh!
also, some of the mickey mouse dolls have a hidden switchblade that only reveals itself if you hug it.
also, donald duck never wears pants.
that place is evil.
they should hire ashlee simpson.
YEAH, GUYS!!
i'm with anonymous when they say, "but get it break sometimes"
seriously.
get it break.
Ok, people a child and now a woman has died...there's no joke here! It's simply not funny, peroid.
Where would your jokes be if it were your child or mother that died...I mean is all well and cool to 'act' cold-hearted via the internet, but get it break sometimes...shhheeesh!
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I don't know what's wrong with my avatar, but that was my comment above.
Don't make fun of the people who died, instead make fun of Disney killing bitches! Cause that is all they do lately.
shhhheeeeeesh
Ok, now it works...man, this thing is getting on my nerves!
this is mean. they're dead.
illiteracy is a growing epidemic.
let's focus on the now.
Hahaha, Tim! I mad a mistake...hehehehe! U got me, u got me!
When I die I want them to play -Ding Dong the witch is dead..- I'd be dead but I would still think its funny...
okay, i'll say it here...
fucking astronauts and (jet) pilots have to be in shape for a reason...the fuckin g-force isn't a fucking amusement ride, it takes a heavy toll on one's body...so fat lazy potato chip-eatin rednecks shouldn't be riding shit like that - or old ladies or little kids
I'm a breaking... here I go....
Oh, Tim u don't want to got there with me...I'm quite the orator...don't do that, please lets stay friends, shall we?
Disney does cover up a lot of shizznit but this may not be their fault. As TIM 3:10 stated, there are several signs that warn people to not go on the rides if they are pregnant or have health issues.
You can't F*cking do anything in the states without getting sued!
that ride is just weeding out the weak! survival of the fittest folks!
KeLLKeLL
tim... i'm peeing in my britches
kellkell, i would gladly attend that funeral.
i want them to attach marionette strings to me at my funeral and have me dance sexy up on all my friends.
some of them might vomit...but, they'd be vomiting on my corpse, and nothing made me feel sexier in life than being puked on. who says death has to be so final, y'know?
*contemplates universe*
tim, don't got there
I understand that, Crees_dahl, but Disney IS a CHILDREN'S amusement park...who would have thought it would actually kill anyone let alone an innocent child?
tim: oh shit.
Y'all, the fam and I leave for Disney World in 11 days, and I'll be damned if I ride that shit. I'm pretty healthy, but have weak nerves, you know?!
Tim, that is soooo freakin' gross! But it did make me laugh...I guess I'm sick too...hahahaa!
mika, did you just snap in a "Z" formation when you said that?
we will remain friends, you orator, you.
yah, i can't stand shit that goes in circles, it makes me sick...unless it's a tongue around my clit. then i'm okay.
bzbee, did you update your life isurance?
did you make peace with jesus?
did you say goodbye to all your friends and relatives?
walt disney is a vengeful demon that prays on the unsuspecting.
fashion police | 04.13.06 - 3:08 pm | #
Your logic doesn't make sense to me. So. . . they tried to cover it up (in your opinion), so therefore, it must be their fault?
No. Disneyworld is supposed to be "the happiest place on Earth", so when someone dies there, it makes sense to try to contain the press. It's called PR.
Like people have already said, you go on the rides at your own risk (obviously barring mechanical malfunctions). If you have health problems or are pregnant, you shouldn't be riding. They have signs posted all over to that effect.
I love Space Mountain too! The only reason to go to Disney World in my opinion is to ride Space Mountain!! We would ride it over and over while all the other losers in the park would watch the stupid parade! (I hate parades!!).
Tim!!! U r crazy, I love u man!
HAHAHAHAAHA!
walt disney is a vengeful demon that prays on the unsuspecting.
tim | 04.13.06 - 3:26 pm | #
LMAO!!! The truth is funny!
Morticia, The Corpse Bride, here, here!
Now that's the ture meaning of the cirlce of life!
*tongue kisses mika*
let's get crazy, you minx.
I rode that thing once, it's a wild trip. They tell you at least 20 times if you're even slightly suceptible to motion sickness or heart problems or whatever else...GET THE FUCK OFF, BITCH. That ride is crazy, when I got done I almost lost my lunch.
Auugh. I threw up after going on that ride, and G-forces usually don't bother me. It doesn't surprise me that someone died.
I hope they sue the pants off them and take the compensation money out of Michael Eisner's bank account.
Tim. You are one sick puppy.
Bean, I hate parades, too! Fucking boring motherfuckers.
God, I'll make sure to not go on it, since I HATE spinny rides (and I hate to puke even more!), and I have a minor heart problem...Boy, I'd better not let my husband see the warning signs, he might try to trick me to get me on that thing!
Mousie, I knew I loved you!! My stupid husband LOVES them, he's so retarded sometimes!
i want them to attach marionette strings to me at my funeral and have me dance sexy up on all my friends.
tim | 04.13.06 - 3:22 pm |
That should be the Caption This! contest winner even though it doesn't fit because it's just that fuckin' funny!
MK, ever think about a 'comment of the day' post on your blog or something?
brent, Disney threw Michael Eisner overboard a while ago (although he surely still has a big, fat Disney bank account).
in disney world the parades are awesome, though!
they have a lottery to see who lives...and to see who...well...you know...
bzbee, did you update your life isurance?
did you make peace with jesus?
did you say goodbye to all your friends and relatives?
walt disney is a vengeful demon that prays on the unsuspecting.
tim | 04.13.06 - 3:26 pm |
Tim, Jesus ain't ready for this yet, baby!!!! I do agree with Disney being a demon, but it is very much a bleed you to death and suck you dry slowly...penny-by-penny type of demon.
I hear u, Ginger...but the little boy had "...undiagnosed heart defect..." I'm beyond certain his parents, didn't intend ally bring their child to the "happiest place on Earth" for him to die...come on, think about it?
Signs, mings--who reads that crap anyway? When children are at the park all they say is "I wanna ride that one!" or "Ooo mommy, lets get on that one!" And as a parent you're tired of carrying shite, changing diapers, feeding kids, running kids to the bathroom, carrying children, standing in ridiculously long lines--while doing all the abovementioned shite! The last thing on your mind is "Oh wait, let me find one of those signs that tells me to check my child’s medical records." Due to current events...add one more thing to the abovementioned list...damn!
Here, here, Brent! And your avatar is making me horny!
I'm tired to death of the place, and have not even touched Florida soil yet. The whole parade/character autograph-signing/dine with Mickey /bibbidy-bobbidy boo shit is totally freaking me out. Maybe I'll take my chances with Space Mountain after all...
tim | 04.13.06 - 3:22 pm
shit, I need to one up you... hmm... give me a minute.. I'll be back with a better idea so that my funeral is more bitchin time yours...
...plus, mika, the red light district is kinkier now than even I'M comfortable with.
*loosen the barbed wire around scrotum*
I've been on this "ride". I'm suprised I didn't die. Seriously, this is one of the worst things I've ever experienced. It should be a torture device. It was the first thing I did in Epicot and it almost ruined my whole trip.
tim | 04.13.06 - 3:36 pm
Bean, how could you marry a parade-lover?
Tim, u r sooo freakin' cool...u make me hot!
alright, you guys, we're being kinda rough on ole' disney...let's paint them in a good light for a bit.
i'll start...
i would rather ride this ride than...fellate hitler.
and swallow.
Geneiveve | 04.13.06 - 3:41 pm | #
Great...something else to look forward to. Oh well, this trip is all about the kiddies not me. They are so stoked about going that I have to be excited...we have an official "Countdown to Disney" ticker in our dining room. My home has turned into Bizarro World since the inception of this trip.
Mousie, he didn't disclose that beforehand, the lying assholio!
Mika, you make a great point about the parents not knowing about the boys heart defect, it breaks my heart. But, I'm here to say, those signs are EVERYWHERE, they are IMPOSSIBLE to miss!
Tim, a little fellatio never hurt anyone, but ahhh hitler is were EVERYONE should draw the line!
Disney can't ever be right. People bitch and moan because they go there and say they have "mickey mouse kid rides" and nothing for adults. So they put in Mission Space (which I've been on twice and believe me there are signs EVERYWHERE warning you) and two unfortunate accidents happen, and then people say well it's Disney there shouldn't be rides like that in a family park. I'd like to know how many accidents happen at Great Adventure or Busch Gardens or Sea World. The only reason it made the news is because it's Disney.
Tim, everything you have said has me laughing out loud, I'm goin' to get fired
Bean, I know...I know...it breaks my heart too...lets just keep them in our prayers...I'm speaking to EVERY beleiver of a power greater than ourselves. Be it Jesus, Allah, Buddha, etc. Pray...just pray...
Okay...instead of the "Plane of Death" that was previously discussed, I'm for putting Whitney, Tom-kat, Fabio, Paris, Ho-han, shit...there's a limit I guess... but we should cram that ride full of all these smegma pies, lock the door and turn it on super fast until all their heads explode OR we run out of power for the ride...whichever comes first.
Side note...I bet Hitler had a teeny weenie. Just a hunch.
Ohh I got it... at my funeral #1 there's going to be balloon animals..because..well, why not?? and #2 I want to made into a ventriloquist dummy. My friends and dear elderly family will be able to stick their hand up my asshole sit me on a table and have me crack jokes with them. I want to be one of those cool dummies with the moving eyes and mouth...I just don't want to sit there staring at nothing. I want to be clear on that part...
It's unforuntate...but Disney brought the ride and yes,the parents allowed their child to ride, but guess what so did Disney and the family could use the money to help in the grieving process...
"Humph, how does 'money' help a person greive." If you EVER lost someone...you know how expensive it can and is to put closure on personal effects...having money helps...
MFers need to be in tip top shape to visit the Magic Kingdom...period. No fatties, no little Kids...get your physical and clearance from your Doc to get on any of those damn rides....stop trying to fit your out of shape asses on these rides and face facts! Why in the hell would you let your 4 year old child get on that ride in the first place! I mean damn....it's not that serious! I didn't even take my kid there until he was 6! He was just able to pass some of the height lines.....but that ride was not suitable for a 4 year old child. Some people need to facts. I wouldn't say that is Disney's fault. I mean I feel for the families...but c'mon.
Tim's on fire today, boy...and so are my panties! Oweee!
I would never put my fifty year old mother or four year old kid on that thing! Those people are idiots.
i think you mean PART OF/WHAT'S LEFT OF a German Family just became instant millionaires.
I agree with you Mika. You go on it thinking that you're fine. IT's so intense that your blood presure is going to naturally rise. My cousin who rode it said it was really hard to breathe on the take off b/c of the G's.
*smoking*
My hubby blew chunks shortly after getting off that ride...unfortunately, it was right after eating lunch in the Canada restaurant (Le Cellier...pretty good!)...Steak hurts the second time around according to his account.
Disney has kick ass lawyers.
Wilth all the posted warnings about this ride and the fact this woman probably had SOME kind of condition, Disney won't pay shit!
Mika | 04.13.06 - 3:23 pm | #
I agree with you but think of the millions of people that go to that park each year. Statistics would tell you that there are gonna be some deaths occuring regardless of the reason.
I live near Disneyland in California and a few years ago a couple of boys hid in the park overnight after the park closed. Then they decided to swim across a man-made lake to an island. They didn't know that there were metal tracks underwater and one of the boys shirts was caught by the tracks and he drowned. Disney, of course, settled with the boys parents but you can really blame them for what happened.
I just think there is a large possibility that this woman had some pre-existing condition and maybe she didn't even know about it.
The only people that win here is the insurance company because they will have to pay the family off and turn around and increase premiums.
Mousie, he didn't disclose that beforehand, the lying assholio!
Bean | 04.13.06 - 3:45 pm When I married my ex husband he lied to me, too: he told me he actually had a dick that could get hard!
The only people that win here is the insurance company because they will have to pay the family off and turn around and increase premiums.
Crees_dahl | 04.13.06 - 4:02 pm | #
Sad but true.
When I married my ex husband he lied to me, too: he told me he actually had a dick that could get hard!
Mousie
Oh my goodness!! That was the same with my ex..except he failed to mentioned he had a dick... gawd he was such a pussy..
you people like to make up shit alot, eh?? 98% of what you say doesn't make sense. i mean sure sounds funny to yourselves but it doesn't. come on where are all the interesting people??
Went on this ride with my 11-yr-old daughter and her friend...3 times in a row. It was a great ride. My daughter's afraid of a lot of rides and she loved it. Whoever said there are many warnings against riding if you have health problems is not joking. We got tired of hearing the warnings endlessly while waiting to ride. There are many chances to back out, too.
Quick, say something interesting, Anonymous... awwwww, missed your chance.
Quick, say something interesting, Anonymous... awwwww, missed your chance.
Magic Kingdom - yeah, it's "magic" if you don't die.
The woman from Germany had an irregular heartbeat and should have never been on that ride in the first place. The first time I rode Mission: SPACE the signs were IMPOSSIBLE to miss since there are about 50 of them in the que plus Gary Sinese telling you verbally what the deal is, my sister and I even joked that we might 'die' because there were so many signs saying "Don't go on If....." DO PEOPLE NOT READ ANYMORE, OR DO THEY THINK WARNINGS ARE A JOKE. They are there for a reason people. I've been to Disney World every year since I was 2 and I have 5 brothers and sisters, my mother, regarless of screaming an crying and carrying on will not even allow any of her kids that are under 10 on the ride (regardless if Disney says it's okay)....that's called responsible parenting.
and I'm sorry, my condolences to the families but IMO I don't believe either the boys death or this womans is Disney's fault...
Maybe they should have a ride for the sr. citizens called: Mission: PACEmaker!
KeLLKeLL - mine failed to disclose a lot of things. Ugh. I never actually saw his weiner. Long story.
i went on this ride twice in a row with my dad, who wanted to be an astronaut (he's a pilot). he practically cried it was so exciting. however, that being said, right before we got on the first time, a kid had thrown up and they had to clean up the ride. the fact is, that they have a lot of warnings to not go on the ride if you have a lot of various ailments. it would behoove people to actually read that shit.
My damn husband has high blood pressure (he probably has an ulcer the size of Texas too) decided to go on that ride. Came of giggling like a school girl said it was the coolest damn thing he'd been on yet. That's when I brought him over to the dark side of Disney, he's a fan now. HAHAHAHAHA!
moral of the story: If your sick, go on the ride, blame it on Disney and then collect millions...
Mousekarooski...If you really think about it..would you really want to?? I rather dip my eyes in Paris's coochie then to gimpse my ex's peanut..
KeLLKeLL - just a sidenote. If you're going to blast DListed and MK on Perez's comments section, don't come on here falsely. You look like an ass.
KeLLKeLL - pretty much the way I think. Only my ex didn't have a peanut. He had a pistachio nut. 
Disney has nothing to worry about. It must be one great ride. Maybe old people should get on rides likes this
Tim u are a funny mother fucker. U should have your own TV show. Mousie that comment about your ex made me laugh so freaking hard my co worker gave me the craziest look.
Vixyn, that's pretty much how I felt when I first went to touch it. I wanted to laugh. Or cry. Really awful. Hope you're not in trouble for laughing!
Mousie | 04.13.06 - 4:28 pm
damn..you win..
What a terrible tragedy. Seriously, I hate all things Disney. I hope to see them go down. Not one, but two people killed on that deathtrap.
Seriously, there are dozens of posted signs and warnings, and the "crew" gives ample warning to small children and anyone with health conditions. It's Darwin in action, my friends.
Crees_dahl | 04.13.06 - 4:02 pm | #
Sorry 4 the delay, I had to actually do some work here..hehehe anywho, I agree with you to that extent, but one never knows what will happen in life, it'a all a chance...unfortuantely it was a fatual judgement call and the baby and woman died...it saddens me, ya know?
Oh well, have a wonderful Easter everyone, I'm outta here...PEACE!
I threw UP so BADLY during that ride. THAT HAD BARF BAGS IN THE FRONT OF THE SEATS!!!
snakkak - NO! Really? I think I'll take a pass, then. I hate puking more than I hate bad sex!
If you ever read the back of a sporting event ticket or a theme park ticket - once you cash in your ticket you've relinquished the place from responsbility or liability. Hockey game tickets now have a release from getting hit by a puck since that one girl a few years back. And theme parks have always had a "rider will ride at own risk" clause.... they can't sue and win.
BS -- dumb shits shouldn't get on the ride if they have health problems. CLEARLY states it on the ride in several areas (right next to door as you enter, on the video they show before you enter/set down, etc.). This country is lawsuit happy. Take some responsibility for yourselves people. If you have medical issues the most you should be riding on is a carousel.
tim | 04.13.06 - 3:22 pm | #
oh how i loled. can i come?
I rode this with my ex a couple of years ago, and he was dizzy and sick for hours afterwards. I say keep the ride! Good times for all!
Bastards, I was planning to go with my grandmother, I'm sick of that bitch. I'm sure it's gonne get closed now.
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Mousie, I just read your comment on your ex! I'm spewing my delicious Starburst Jelly Beans now, you bitch!!
why are the germans always in FLA?
It is a known fact no one ever Dies at DISNEY .. you are either DOA to Celebration hopsital or you die in Celebration ( owned by disney)..
Are all of these health warnings in English? Maybe they need to have the warnings in different languages (since they have no problem accepting foreign money, make sure everyone can understand the severity of the health warnings).
Maybe they should have a little blood pressure machine and a scale you have to pass before getting on the ride.
I'm surprised they're paying. They won't pay for shit. You should read the Disney page on www.anomalies-unlimited.com.
If people werent so ignorant as to not heed the ride's warnings, It's thier own damn fault, Not disney! It's just like the mcdonald's hot coffee thing all over again!
Ok, I've only read some of these thousands of posts so I'm prolly saying what everyone else said. My sons and I rode it this past summer, a couple of weeks before the 4 year old died. As someone said, the signs are EVERYWHERE!!! Even I, healthy as a horse, began to doubt whether i was healthy ENOUGH! With each slooooow step forward you take, there's another warning. I just don't see how this is Disney's fault.
Now you're TOTALLY taking your life into your hands when you get on those rides the carnies set up in the mall parking lots...
Ive been on this thing..its intense..made my hubby sick..and he never has motion sickness..he actually had to go back to our room for the rest of the day. I would NEVER let my 4yr old ride it..or any old person. THEY DO have warnings about this ride..it really pushes your face back HARD.
scout, you are SO right regarding the carnie rides...I stopped going on those years ago, and I NEVER take my kids to those places...those are accidents just waiting to happen! If I must be subjected to Disney World yet AGAIN (I'm so bad, but I've been there too many times and am SO over it!), I will be sure to avoid this ride. I think just reading the signs would scare me to death!
anona, I'm sure my husband would have gotten sick too, he is so deathly afraid of rides that he WOULD probably die on it.
Bean I still love Disney World, love the rides, love the "atmosphere". It's the happiest place on earth, dammit!!!
Meh. Six Flags Over Georgia was better.
Panicxnxrice, you are so right (about Celebration Hospital). My fiance and I took a trip to Disney a few years ago, and he went in with minor heart palpitations and should have been released that night. However, the stupid nurse who put the I.V. in him put it in wrong, and he had the fluid running outside of his vein (but through his arm). Needless to say, a few hours later his arm was the size of Texas and he was put in Intensive Care. He could have died if the nurse on morning duty hadn't noticed it. Luckily, after about four days in the hospital, he was o.k. but exhausted. Should have sued their arses. Yep, we stayed in the most expensive hotel at Disney. Celebration Hospital.
Oh, and we never got so much as an apology from them. Just major hospital bills. And the town of Celebration was scary. It looked like something out of the Stepford Wives. Everything was "perfect." When we were looking for the hospital, my fiance said "Ask someone where it is" and I said no way, I'm scared someone is going to take me and put me in a basement somewhere. I also have been on Mission Space, and about 10 seconds of the ride is intense, but the rest is o.k. And I was fat and out of shape when I went on it. There are warning signs everywhere.
Hm, unless Disney didn't put up anything that says the ride isn't suited for people with weak hearts, I don't really see why they're at fault for the deaths.
so a friend of mine worked for disney for a year, she told me about all the fucked up behind the scenes shit...things like this happen more often than the public hears about it, but since disney pretty much rules the world on the low, everything is covered up and blame is diverted.
so its more like "happiest place on earth, or else!!"
Yeah, I worked for Disney and there is so many warning signs especially for this ride. people just think that they will be fine but for most of those rides there really is a risk for people. Mission Space has signs and tvs every few steps saying that if you are a health risk and all this other stuff you SHOULD NOT ride. People are just dumbasses.
To all you smart people that think they know it all: this is a problem for DISNEY - and a serious hazard. I saw someone wrote this is nothing more than visitor's negligence. What crap. I've looked into this and know that there are serious issues with the ride and this should not be in operation. Disney is responsible but is more concerned with the affect on revenues and it's ties to ABC. Take it from one who knows...I've done quite a bit research here. And to the person that wrote Disney does good "PR spin" and they should be able to protect themselves. That's a real intelligent comment on multiple deaths, you moron.
If a ride would need to come with so many warnings...why have it in operation? This is ridiculous. My heart goes out to the family. This is not funny at all.
I've been on Mission Space and didn't think it was a big deal. There's lots of rides out there that are much worse. Some people that got on the ride with me did complain that they felt dizzy afterwards though. But like other people have been saying, there are plenty of warning signs up.
not only does this ride come complete with barf bags but they also tell you before you get on that if you start to feel sick NOT to close your eyes. that was my plan! dammit. it did make me hella nauseous but i didn't blow chunks. thankfully.
needless to say i don't think i'd go on again or let a loved one go on.
The lawyer,
You must be a personal injury attorney so I am sure that you too also are concerned with revenues in your line of business. Or do you only take long shot cases pro bono?
It's is not a funny thing that these two people died. But did it ever occur to you that had the woman not died on the ride, she might have died later that day, week or month because of her health?
I happen to LOOOOOVE roller coasters, the faster the better - just like I drive. But I would be a fool to think that I am never at risk for the decisions that I make. I would also be a fool if I thought others were liable for my decisions!
If there were only slow boring rides, no one would visit the park and millions of people go there each year and DON'T DIE.
Okay I'm done with my rant...happy easter everyone!!!!
i totally puked after mission space. ITS AWESOME!
The ride is good for getting blood to your brain. I know what I'm talking about, I'm a neurosurgeon.
No really. I am.
You're all stupid.
I'm a high-energy particle physicist.
Bow down to my superior intellect stupid little d-listers!
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