yah, that dress is pretty wacked-out...but i would wear that shit!
first !!!
Ahh the slutty Bi is back Yeah for all.
DAMN !!! i just want to be first ONCE !!! and they're both nasty whores...
I thought she WAS a slutty vampire. Which would explain why she won't die!
nice look, paris!
and have any of you ever wondered...why are her lollipops always SQUARE?
ewww!
Paris needs to take her cunt blisters and leave!!
teaching a pig to make creme brulee.....
omg... that is freakin' hilarious.... can that be televised please???
i dont get it sillybilly 
Bai thought it was the other kind of poker, hence all trashed up....
Well for awhile there she was going for a more polished tits and ass not waving all over the place look.
Hmmm that lasted for all of a month.
Paris may not look like a pig, but you know she squeals like one
oh Paris...very classy..lollipops and wine..makes me wanna run to the store and buy me the best boxed wine money can buy. YEEEHAW.
I am surprised Paris doesn't just bring an "everlasting dildo" to suck on all fucking night.
She's always sucking on something, that Paris.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride You know better then that!!!! She makes little panting noises then talks on her phone until the guy rolls off DUh!!!
Who the hell is bai ling? What's her claim? what has she done?
MK LOVES HIS BAI LING! 
Hate to say it, but that dress is marginally better than other shit she's worn in the past.
OMG FirstClassDiva did you have your appointment today??
All i know is she did Playboy and a scene from Star Wars that made the cutting room floor.
At least she's not just wearing the tassels from the curtains
FirstClassDiva | 04.13.06 - 3:21 pm |
i've had the great fortune of never seeing that video..but from what i've heard, you're exactly right!
that's bruce willis standing behind parasite
KeLLKeLL Hey I said good morning WAY BACK in Tom Cruise GQ photos LOL
NO it's at 8:30 Tonight I'm so freaking out to be honest LOL
Like the not knowing but am going batty not knowing at the same time.
Always gotta have something in your mouth Paris, dontcha?
is paris rolling?
paris was born with a poker face.
Bai Ling's dress looks like skirt steak sewn together.
Paris is the most orally fixated person I've ever seen. She always has to have something - anything - in her pie hole.
Oh shit I was there! That was at Barker Hangar in Santa Monica.
Paris was only there for like 2 seconds, got a gift bag and left.
I didn't see Bai Ling though dammit!
It was mostly D-listers with a couple of C's.
I saw T-Bag from Prison Break and was hoping to see some Wentworth, but alas it was not to be 
Uhm who the hell is next to Paris trying to beat her in the lolly pop sucking contest?
FirstClassDiva, her mexican drug dealer.
Somewhere in Los Angeles, a haunted house is missing its curtains!
I laughed out loud at the Paris picture.
I hate that whore.
Off Topic: that Top Gun song, Danger Zone, just came on my radio...i used to love this song w/ pictures of sweaty Cruise playing volleyball....
now it's like the scientology theme song.
Ahhhh...I didn't read that Firstclass I'm sorry Its tonite?! Damn! I can't wait that long!! It's gonna be awesome, I promise!! You're going to love it!!
Bai Ling is insane...her and Pete Doherty should get together. How fucking funny would that be...their kids would be slutty/druggy/retarted things running around alternating between fucking and kicking everything
How long till you find out Kell? Or are you going to? And is this your first? It's mine 
paris still sucking that weed-pop?
A pig making creme brulee ..giggle... MK, you silly fucker.
I don't mind Bai, she's unique and doing her own thing. However, Paris looks like puffy crap. Every time I see her face, she just looks puffy??! Blech. Why doesn't she just go into the porn industry and earn money for what she is??
Do they have to call HAZMAT when Paris is done with that sucker and is ready to toss the stick??
My ex used to say that any type of
candy, especially suckers would give
a boost to your ecstasy high.
?????
I saw Bai Ling from three feet away once at the Sutton Place hotel in Vancouver and she was seriously the cheapest looking piece of work I've ever been that close to... All sparkles and everything circa a 1999 rave.
the pic on the left of parasite & her pal looks like the cover of a cheap porn vhs tape...
I would LOVE to take Paris and Bai back to my room, and tongue-punch their dirt-stars. I bet Bai's tastes like Pork Fried Rice! Paris's probably tastes like AIDS.
This reminds me of Britney http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/int...eeto/
index.html, which makes me realize we haven't heard any more stories about little cheeto falling down the stairs...
FirstClassDiva | 04.13.06 - 3:42 pm
I had one already but they couldn't tell if it was a boy or girl.. Next month I'll have another one to find out, this is baby #2...
stretch your cheeks out so that I can tea bag you bitches
Bai Ling needs some breastesses.
Gary Coleman | 04.13.06 - 4:00 pm | #
GROSS!
I like her dress its better then some of her fashion attempts in the past.
Bai is a hot hot vampire. I love her!
Liquor in front, poker in the back.
Liquor in front, poker in the back.
It's funny how Paris and her friend think that they're being cute and sexy with lollipops in their mouths when in reality they're just hydrating their mouths after hours of blowjob sessions
Bai Ling would attend the opening of an envelope!
does half of America truly not know that she had brown eyes?
her blue contacts looks demonic.
I wonder if Paris puts that sucker in her coochie before putting into her mouth?
Bai Ling must have nips of steel!
Her nips stick out in anything she wears, including leather, and heavy vinyl
I don't know, the haunted house dress kinda works for her. I'm ashamed of myself to say that I think Bai Ling has actually been looking really cute the last few times we've seen her and she has a nice figure. God help me if I start liking her.
Holy shit! Does this mean that slutty Bai Ling is back???
Those square lollipops are from See's Candy(they are caramel,chocolate,latte)
and they aint cheap.....only the slutty pig sucking on them.
paris hilton looks like my math analysis teacher!
my math analysis teacher is NOT an attractive woman.
Piss whoreton really looks old lately. It seems like her beak is growing or something...
I come back from lurkmode to say:
BAI = HOTNESS
That bitch got my LAMB dress.
her dress looks like theater curtain... one that I want to stay pulled...
I hope that lolly wears a condom.
Bai's dress looks like MEAT CURTAINS!
PARIS HILTON NEEDS TO JUST DIE
bai and paris at the same event....must be a dick sucking contest nearby......
Bai Ling does look rather Trantastic in that outfit. Not EVEN gonna comment on Paris with the sucker. That's too easy. I'll let it alone.
Paris has a bird nose.
At least she's wearing clothes.
That last part makes me laugh my ass off. I love you, MK!
just HAD to ruin a perfectly good bai ling post with that two bit whore paris, didn't you?
i hope she choked on that lollipop.
Am I the only man on earth that finds them both completely hot?
Yes, Sassy's POA, you are.
Am I the only man on earth that finds them both completely hot?
Sassy's POA | 04.13.06 - 11:07 pm | #
WTF!!! This is my husband, Naughty! That little bitch. I have him reading Dlisted now.
Naughty... How are you hot bitch?
Am I the only man on earth that finds them both completely hot?
Sassy's POA | 04.13.06 - 11:07 pm | #
Ummm. YES! They are both nasty bitches! You know how much I think Paris is a nasty HO and you would still hit her. 
Who's the pig in the last two pictures?
Paris Hilton and I have no clue about the other bitch.
Does paris have a glass eye? Her left eye always seems to be looking in the oppisite direction and looks smaller, like the glass is too small for her eye socket. Just wondering.
Thanks.....
I like Paris's dress. That's nice to say!
I thought that Bai Ling looked awful naked in Playboy. A horribly un-feminine child-like body.
the chick next to paris is kobe bryant's wife, vanessa.
bai ling is the shit!! she's proud of her skanky-ness; and she really does look like the undead lol
paris...no comment.
Does she really have genital herpes, and if so, how do we really know?
alien girl, it came out in a court hearing, where everyone is under oath...
plus she never publicly denied it, cuz its true!!
"she's a hoooooe, i said that she's a hoe!!"
She looks like a lampshade in a turn-of-the-centure whorehouse.
century
nice boobs paris
lol(LAUGH OUT LOUD)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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