first...he looks kind of chunky, like he has man-breasts
Ooooh, let's go stalky-stalky some Jake!
Quickly, to Gawker Stalker!
Jake got a new cell phone! I was carrying one of those bags myself just last night!
Anyway, I think Maggie and Sarsgaard live in Greenwich Village or somewhere downtown. Jake's probably there to go with Maggie to her first OB appointment.
Who's the beauhunk hangin with Toothy Tile?
That chick is walking a Puggle which could mean that she's Toothy's NY employee or something.
Does that preggo woman have a puggle too? Damn. Those little beasts are everywhere!
The guy he's with is cute, but the socks really need to go.
i think I'm the only one who does not get the gay vibe from him - either my gaydar's busted or........I dunno, I just don't feel it????
Squinted myself almost blind trying to see this man's appeal. All I get is slack - jawed, goofy and awkward! Must admit I've never seen any of his films. Someone explain it to me please! LA?
Anonymous | 04.13.06 - 6:59 pm | #
damn it, where's my avatar???? that was me, oh no......
ah!!! there I am, phew......yeah, no gay vibe...seriously, am I the only one????
Scorpio Minx | 04.13.06 - 7:00 pm | #
I think I've only seen donnie darko - great movie, he was really good in it - I don't think he's hot either, but he has appeal in that movie
a hermit bum, following his pet bear, wandering down to the city to rumble through the trash cans?
u guys are so fast
i'm in love.
Strange, but for me he is so much hotter than this guy from Vinci i don't know what..
Couldn't you have gotten a better picture, like one with a visible address?
Coca, i don't think he's in Queens.
so, is the scraggly beard thing trendy now? if so, i'm on the cutting edge. 
ScorpioMinx - I can't explain it in THOSE pictures, but if you cruise my blog, you'll see others.
I think you simply either have it for Jake or you don't. Some people love Keanu Reeves, but he leaves me cold, no matter how much of a good case someone made for him.
Personally, I love his eyes, goofy smile, and boyish charm. Oh, did I mention his beefy upper body? That too.
To me, he's like a younger, Jewish version of JFK, Jr., only not quite as perfect as St. John John.
If all else fails, see him in Brokeback.
"beefy upper body", i'm totally into that!
jenner | 04.13.06 - 7:02 pm | #
Thanks for that! Its hard to gauge hotness without seeing one of his films, I guess. He leaves me utterly cold, but he's not my type really.
he could blend in with any homeless man on the street. take a shower, dude.
he's hot and not gay
hmm. is jake pregnant?
i think the new trend of wearing a beard is the celebrity way of avoiding outing themselves. By wearing the beard, instead of pretending to kiss it, they avoid the astronomical costs of a Penelope or a Katie.
LA | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 7:07 pm | #
Hello Doll! I knew I could rely on you for an opinion on this! I see the hotness in the bod, for sure. And he looks tall, which seals the deal for me, cos I'm five eight.
But I can't work with the face! He seems so goofy and ill at ease! I like a confident manly man ie Steve McQueen, Denzel, Benicio etc. Jake looks so submissive, easily led and corruptible.........wait that's why you girls like him, no? I get it now! Haaaa!
I'm with you on Keanu. I liked him in his "Point Break" era, but he has aged so badly. Granted he's had some shitty stuff happen to him, but he looks like a sad old bachelor who works in the family restaurant now.
did he buy his lover a new cingular phone??? ahhhhh
he's hot and not gay
vickster56 | 04.13.06 - 7:17 pm |
And Mariah has real tits.
Posture, Jake. Posture.
He looks bummed. Guess all the contradictions are catching up with him.
LA - he's jewish?
are Mariah's tits fake?
i really hate the fur face....he looks like he should be begging off the freeway....
are Mariah's tits fake?
Ahlala-pfff | 04.13.06 - 7:29 pm |
Oke her nipples are real.
So cute...
My gawd he is beautiful! Don't ya just loooooove his big blue eyes.
i HATE those stupid, sproingy-type, sneakers jake's wearing. they are SO retarded. also, jake looks better with a beard on his arm, rather than on his face.
i don't know...but as hard as i try i don't get the appeal
..nor the gay vibe from him.....oh well
He's so gay... I love it.. Every time he's with a man he seems so happy.. Why doesn't he just come out already??
i don't know...but as hard as i try i don't get the appeal..nor the gay vibe from him.....oh well
nia | 04.13.06 - 7:44 pm | #
Hello sweetie, how are you? I don't get it either, but admitting to not liking him on dlisted is like saying you're a $cientologist!
I'm not sure he's gay either--not sure why--and I have pretty good gaydar (toots preens modestly) because of my gay brother.
Well, y'all, not ALL gay guys give off a gay vibe. I've known plenty of gays, including several friends, who I would never have guessed were gay until they came out.
So, yeah, I agree, no outright vibe from Jakey (okay, maybe just a little sometimes). But he *does* have a certain vulnerability to his look, which gets ME all hot and bothered, gay or not.
Has he found you yet, MK?
All I know is he was pretty hot in Jarhead. Especially when he was dancing around with a santa hat on his ding ding.
Hmmm, Jake's companion looks a little irritated and jaloux that that woman has stopped to chat w/ Jake.
Ugh I am so SICK of reading about Toothy Jake and his boyfriends! He's not even goodlooking (Jake).
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0350453/bio
brent - He's Jewish on his mother's side, and I read an article about him once that described his bar mitzvah which was completely untraditional - he went and fed the homeless. On the flip side, I've also seen him photographed wearing a crucifix.
you folks are obsessed with ths FAG
well...Jake is wearing Christian Dior sunglasses (you can see the CD logo on the side of the first pic)
Not too many straight guys go for Dior...
Mmmmmm...Jake
And Jenner, I LOVE that show!
I saw him for the first time in Brokeback Mountain and his vulnerability really got to me. But when I saw him being interviewed weeks later I was completely smitten by his intelligence and his smile. I miss that smile. He seems so sad lately. But I didn't get him at first either and now somehow I've become obsessed and think he's incredibly hot!!
Umm..Am I the only one who thinks Jake is ugly. He was ugly before getting famous and he's still ugly now people.
Plus I've seen a pic of him on the beach after Jar Head I'm assuming and he had no shirt on and his body was pasty white, hair and flabby. What the hell is this dude's appeal??
Scorpio Minx | 04.13.06 - 7:50 pm | #
to true!....ok for the sake of being able to show my face around here....
i think he looks better without the beard! and his body was slammin' in Jarhead!
LA - thanks for the link.
BTW he says in the quotes section:
"I've never really been attracted to men sexually,..."
Never really attracted to men? Just a little then?
No straight American guy would put it that way; i.e. leaving room for doubt.
(yes yes, i'm preaching to the choir)
BEARD
Can't stand Jake --so sick of him and he's sooooo overrated it's not even funny! 
toots | 04.13.06 - 7:50 pm | # GOTTA ask - toots as in Drawn Together? If not nevermind...
Aly | 04.13.06 - 8:19 pm | #
Coach McGuirk is (was 
)the funniest TV character ever!
Hi, peeps! Scorpio Minx, I'm with you on the Jake thing. He seems like a really nice guy, though, and you gotta love a man who has puppies, but there's something lacking, and I don't know what it is. That puggle is darn cute! Chris Meloni, Robert DeNiro and David Strathairn boil my water and float my boat, but that's me.
Hi, Beeyotch and Brent -- LOVE your avatars! Beeyotch, is that your pup? Brent -- Marlon was at his hottest then -- wow!
Don't mean to go off-topic... But I suuuure hope MK puts a video (or gives a recap) of Jade (from ANTM) channeling her inner tranny and working that swirl!
DAMN she was fierce with that shit!
Scorpio Minx | 04.13.06 - 7:50 pm | #
Scorpio Minx, add me to the list of those not getting the appeal (mind you, I don't think he's repulsive at all, rather cute, he is, but he just doesn't do *it* for me)...maybe it's a Scorpio thing (fellow Scorpio here, my dear!).
Beeyotch , I was thinking the same thing, that your puppy? Poor baby, did he/she have surgery? (those cone things do crack me up, though!)...
I admit that he's like an acquired taste - but once you "get it" you're addicted. You have to experience the whole package - the charm, the talent, the smile, the intelligence, and the sweetness - the looks and sex appeal stem from those.
Looks like to me Jake is visiting Maggie and Peter in NYC. I think that's cool they are so close. Why didn't he bring Austin along? Maybe Austin's inside waiting to keep Jake all warm.
coffey0072 | Homepage | 04.13.06 - 8:33 pm | #
I hear ya --I don't care what anyone says Jade is the biatch -she killed that swirling--AMAZING --she talks a good game but she can bring it too--the others better watch their asses now
Scorpio Minx and Bean -- I'm a Scorpio, too -- yay!!!
moist as a snack cake - I'm TOTALLY with you on David Strathairn. And holy hell, DeNiro as young Vito in Godfather Part II was pure hotness.
brent - Yeah, I saw that quote. It's hysterical.
He is NO handsome brute!
That's for sure.
i think they are called Shox by Nike dude
Yep, that's my pup, about 4 months ago. All better now! Too funny for me to pass up taking his pic though.
Scorpio Minx and Bean -- I'm a Scorpio, too -- yay!!!
moist as a snack cake | 04.13.06 - 8:42 pm | #
@Bean & moist as a snack cake
Yaaaay! We rule!
LA -- hi hon! Great minds think alike! Strathairn is smoking hot -- gorgeous eyes and a tremendous amount of talent! Young Don Vito was hot, but I think DeNiro was probably at his hottest around the time he made "Heat" and "Casino" -- yowza!
I would never say Jake was repulsive and fug is a harsh word. I can see his appeal, if you're into the little boy lost thing. But I just look at him and my cooch dries up with immediate effect. Sorry!
my cooch react the opposite. "the little boy lost"?? at least he looks like a man, Leonardo dicaprio for exemple looks like a 15 years old boy.
Bubbleboy you Faggot!
Absolutely not "little boy lost" - Jake is definitely a man. And a man who can show his vulnerable side. What can be hotter? I don't think you can do that unless you are confident and comfortable with who you are. The bad news is that he has to keep a good part of who he is hidden.
Well he's better looking than Larry King.
I feel bad for Jake he looks so sad. He needs to make a decision. His career which was so bright could be ruined if he comes out. But he might be a guy who wants to be able to be himself. If he is not gay I don't think he would look so depressed. The poor guy dosent know what to do.
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Is he the father of Tom Cruise's baby.
I think so
Scorpio and Moist, YES, we Scorpios do rule!!
testing....
Scorpio and Moist, YES, we Scorpios do rule!!
Bean | 04.13.06 - 9:49 pm | #
Gotta go to bed now, Doll! But just in case you didn't realise, I used to be "josh and brody's daughter". See you tomorrow!
jenner--Sorry, I don't get it....?
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!!!!!!!!
HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!
When is Katie Holmes' pillow going to be removed?
Uh?
Jake is not gay. Give it up gay bois.
This gay conspiracy was created by the gay bloggers and ted casablancas. Jake Gyllenhaal is not on the gay team. The gays not claim Jake as one of your one.
Jake is straight 100% and will always be strictly a ladies man.
All the fag hags and slasher chicks can kiss my ass as well.
The gay bloggers/ ted casablancas are creating the gay conspiracy. Jake is not one of you guys.The gays want to claim Jake.
Jake, run away from the gays! They're after your hot body. Jake come to my house. I live in NYC.
Love ya Jakey poo!!!!!!!
The gay conspiracy wants to claim Jake. The gay conspiracy wants to claim Jake. The gay conspiracy wants to claim Jake. The gay conspiracy wants to claim Jake. The gay conspiracy wants to claim Jake. The gay conspiracy wants to claim Jake.
HELP JAKE!!!!! Jake is trapped by the gays. The gays want to trap Jake and claim him as one of them.
The gays want this hott beauhunk as one of them.
HE is too short for me.
I'm 5'10 so Jake is perfect for me.
Can someone tell me why the gay bloggers love Jake?
Please. I want to know why the gays want to claim him.
MK are you and perez working together to see who can put out the most Jake pics/news. I think perez and you are a bit delusional about your lust for Jake. Sorry MK, Jake doesn't want your penis. He's strictly a ladies man. You guys have to stick with Rupertt Everette and let him be your gay pin up.
Scorpio, sweet dreams my friend (I "saw" you the other day saying that you were no longer J & B, but I think I would recognize your writing style even if I hadn't seen that post!)!
I think Amazon Woman has penis envy...
but don't worry, I'll take good care of Jake's.
nurse shoes? I take offense at that... those Shox are crappy shoes!
Amazon Woman | 04.13.06 - 10:49 pm | #
How do you know he is 100% straight?
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack........Jake ain't gay.........and he ain't toothy tile........trust me
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack........Jake ain't gay.........and he ain't toothy tile........trust me
SRQ | 04.13.06 - 11:26 pm | #
What is your proof that he is not Toothy Tile?
jake is so fucking dirty he's wearing the same t-shirt all the time
Jake is TOOTHY TILE. Ted C. made sure to give clues to point to Jake. I mean, duh, he is toothy. I ain't denying that.
But, I think Toothy is a load of crap pulled from Ted's peroxide ass. I don't believe one word of it. The only people who believe it are gay men or tinhats. There is no doubt about it.
It's a gay conspiracy that was made to swirl around Jake. People want to find dirt on Jake and so they create these lies to mark up Jake's image. Jake is not gay. Mark my word. When this stupid toothy tile shit dies down, you will believe me, until then you're in the dark side with gargoyles and shit.
Amazon Woman | 04.13.06 - 11:45 pm | #
Thanks for your post. I don't care if he is Gay, Bi or straight. I think he is a cutie.
I always thought he was kinda cute but after I saw Jar Head I was like damn! I'd do that!
Who cares if he's gay (he's not). He's dreamy.
Can't sleep tonite...
his body's nice, and he can act (sorta) but the buck stops there...he always comes across as a dork, a mildly retarded one at that.
and why lord why is his boy rockin' slippers and sock? i thought people only did that shit in jail...??
and i really hope he's gay 
Can't sleep tonite...
bzbee | 04.14.06 - 1:11 am | #
Hey, sexy bitch. Either can I.
and i really hope he's gay
bronx_chic | 04.14.06 - 2:00 am | #
Gay men are hot!
aren't they?
ooh, i was waiting for a brit brit post for that avatar...oh well
Amazon 'Woman'...'kiddy' more like!
'Tinhats'? Someone's been spending too much time hanging with the gays in Datalounge world. Typical, pick up gay expressions and then use them across the net as if they're your own. Trip yourself up much? You must be on the DL all the time posting such shit.
You have NO idea whether Jake is gay or not. And stereotyping by 'gay' or 'non-gay' vibes will get you nowhere either. He is an actor and he can act. None of you know his personal life and perhaps that's just as well. Whether he is gay or not you are all clueless. That is the only obvious thing round here.
Amazon Woman, you're a damn fool. You don't know what you're talking about. It apparently causes you so much pain to even consider that all this TT talk could be accurate and could be about Jake.
When the day comes, and it will, people like you will feel so damn stupid because you've spent so much time deny the obvious that you could have saved yourself so much time by just accepting the circumstantial evidence and sit back and watch. But no, you and loads of other demented girls are in full denial. You need to check yourself with your homophobia!
I just saw Jarhead and loved it - Jake is such a good actor - with his head shaved you could really focus on those eyelashes which are the longest and fullest since Garbo
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Love Jake- gay, straight, whatever... doesnt matter-he is divinely appealing!
Jake is amazingly hot...but i wish he would fuckin shave...i'm getting really tired of that umkempt look
tired of those glasses
My favorite cartoon is attacking Paris Hilton today, lol...
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OMG!!! FANCY: where are you?
Ted's column: Vanilla Fill-Ya is soooooooo Chad M. Murray!!!!!
And Nicole Ritchie is Pixie Mixie!!
Where ARE you?
Prico: I enjoyed that immensely; I would have enjoyed it even more if I were batting!
Good Friday & Happy Easter to all the D-listers !
Happy Easter to you too, joy!
Thanks Miz !
Who gives a hoot if he's gay or not-he's beeee-yooooo-ti-fullll. Luvs Jakey!
Morning, all! xoxo
Happy Good Friday! And on that note, TomKat will not be baptizing their child, weeee!
Could it be because holy water would cause spontaneous combustion? One can only wonder...
(Ave Satani playing in the background)
Happy Easter to yall too!!
I felt kindof guilty that the first words out of my mouth on Good Friday were "ah, Fuck" ... (my cat had had a disagreement with her dinner sometime in the night and the lovely mess greeted me upon waking)
:-( oh, the Keanu comments hurt. I love him. Keanu is like wine, better with age, I think ...
don't care either way for Jake, but that Jake Avatar somone here has is cute looking
Oh, Fancy is out for the week... 
Does anyone else care about the blind vices? *crying* *sniffle*
P.S. I don't really care about Jake, I have Jake and Cruise overload this week.
**shortcircuiting*
I have heard entirely too much about Jake G. Maybe he will go to Disney. Tee hee.
Hey Jessucka!! I agree, sweets!
Good Morning Everyone.
Miz, I have to re-read that one. I read it earlier in the week. Let me have a cup of diesel and I will catch up with you later. Is everyone off today?
meramari | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 10:17 am | #
Unfortunately...no...grinding away. Had my AM fuel though, so I am good.
Me too, Bzbee: like 4 cups of fuel!
Meramari: Good Morning, love.
Go get your boost and let me know what you think!
They look homeless in this pic.
He is so sad lately ...why ??? someone tell me WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY ??? he's a millionaire and he's beautiful , who cares if he's gay (which he ain't cause he wouldn't dress like that ) he's top shit right now , time to smile and shine
Morning Miz. I am oversaturated with him as well. I need something new for speculation.
I know Jessucka...
Miz - Definitely Pixie Mixie is Nicole Richie.
I had guessed Wilmer for Vanilla Fill-Ya, but since he's now officially out, it's for sure CMM!
HA check out the rollerblades in his buddy's hand, GAY
has anyone seen this blog http://www.waitingfortoothy.blogspot.com
?
Ok, leave this dude alone. He's not gay. It's tiresome to hear people say oh he's so depressed in these pics. I mean they are pics of about .00056 sec of his life. Secondly just because he hangs around dudes does not make him gay. It means he has friends. Umm...I'm a girl and I have friends who are girls that I hang out with alot. That doesn't mean I'm a big ole closeted lesbo. Leave this dude alone, he's straight as an arrow and dates women.
But btw. He's still ugly to me. Lol.
Stop crying for Jake he is a multi millionaire that was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He chose to be famous and now he is living with it. Its Jake that puts himself out there for publicity when he's not working. A lot of celebs want FREE PUBLICITY and they actually call the MEDIA to get PRESS. Why can't people see that there is another side to the story. Stars want to create an image. Jake seems like a nice enough guy but please don't think he's some victim because he is not. It is Jake that is making the vague statements to the media about his sexuality. Why can't he just be like Heath and say "I am STRAIGHT." Then there would be no big discussion. If you've noticed no one is saying Heath is a homosexual. No one is saying the Queer as Folk male actors are gay. We know they are straight. So if Jake wants the media to get off his back maybe he should be smarter in learning to play the game right and watch what he says to the press. Jake puts himself out there he has no one to blame except himself.
Toothy Bile - AWESOME! Thanks for the link!
I don't think he's trying to get publicity - he's just going about his life the way he would if there were no cameras. I think he's being more circumspect about what he does because he's constantly being watched. And he does watch what he says to the press - he's vague because he's playing the game of not coming out while not denying the rumors outright. If he wanted to deny them he'd get a woman on his arm as soon as possible. And even if he did,Ted C. et. al. would keep pushing him and calling his bluff.
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Our goal is simply to dedicate our mountain as an "eternal" tribute to a movie that changed so many lives for the better. This is the ultimate acknowledgment of gratitude, respect and admiration for the movie, its author and actors as well as to the concept of love between two people, no matter what their sex.
Please sign the petition. If Jake is gay and you feel he may be sad do it for him.
Whatever. He's gayer than Madonna's backup dancers from the Truth or Dare Tour as maids of honor at a dog grooming couple's wedding in Provincetown, Mass.
He's fagtabulous!
jake is hot and (when bathed and shaved)...however i'm not digging the fit of his jeans in the last picture....
Looks like Toothy is cheating on Austin.
Definately gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'd love to see his face, eyes and smile again ... it's as though he's purposely not smiling because last time around (photos with Austin) everyone jumped on the Jake is in love bandwagon. But they're still saying the same thing (even without the smile or eye contact). I say just be yourself and let us see the Jake we all know and love.
as I always thought this guy is just 'average' looking at best...
This word "beauhunk" is an intentional attempt a humor, right? Because we all know the actual word is "bohunk," an insulting term for "Bohemian"? The ethnicity, that is, not the hipster.
Just checking.
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