i don't think crack and heroin will be enough.
*yawn* I wish he'd die already.
So now she's allowed to make noise?
She needs every antidepressant known to man.
I CANNOT take much more, MK!
I WILL NOT be tuning in - it just makes the ratings go up.
I wish him a painful, gory, drawn-out, death.
Third!!
Let's announce the arrival of lil'alien and let Cruise and Holmes drift into the world of has-beens.
If I could gut punch one celebrity it would be him.
Sorry Tom.... we're done. Nothing you can say can help at this point....
We're not Katie.
is it bad that i plan on staying home for this...well, that and since it's passover i can't drink beer so what's the point really.
can't wait!!!
i just can't stand to listen to him anymore. 
How many deliveries has he been to? They're generally pretty quiet affairs... freak!
I made the coolest gravatar, with one of the pics of them walking along the abandoned road... and a semi comes up behind him and BAM! But now the gravatar site is down. 
Damn, he says -you know- a gripload of times, you know??
Will that be a defense? I plead innocent by reason of TomCruisanity when I ran my husband over.
He says that she gets to have drugs if she wants...but I bet all he's gonna do it just dangle it in front of her face, taunting her...
she'll be ok with that fatty babymomma check shes getting
Please don't watch this asshole if you have a Nielson box. Everything he says will trancribed on blogs within minutes of airing. Please DO NOT log onto ABC's sorry-ass site, either. This will just feed into the "no publicity is bad publicity" bullshit that makes $cientology keep pushing him forward. All the sites track hits...nothing more. They don't know you're there to enjoy the delicious schadenfreude that is the inevitable companion of a public meltdown of these proportions. Oh yeah...Tom Cruise is a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
SCOUT! I can't wait to see it.
scout | 04.14.06 - 10:44 am |
Your new grav is better than Devil Tom grav? Can't wait to see it!
well, the woman that was died under the 'care' of scientologists wasn't allowed to take any medication...maybe katie gets special treatment since she's the wife of Xenu's warlord.
I meant, "the woman that died"
I'm down with Diane Sawyer and all, but they need motherfuckin Mike Wallace interviewing that fool. He'd have Cuise blithering all over himself by the end of the first segment.
Seems quiet this morning. Are most people off for Good Friday?
And meramari, that's some funny shit.
I think my new grav will be better because Tom DIES in it. Katie is compassionately spared though... I swear he's gonna track me down!
I wonder how many hours Diane Sawyer had to spend at the Scientology brainwashing plant in order to land this interview. I can't wait until Tom is on Surreal Life.
fo sho | 04.14.06 - 10:51 am
Are you working today???
KeLLKeLL - unfortunately, yes. You're not?
I wonder if anyone has sat this guy down and said "Tom, if you don't shut the fuck up, you are going to ruin your entire career. Please, for the love of god, shut up! Seriously. Shh!"
Scout! I look forward to that avatar with shivers of anticipation!
"For the love of Xenu" saram23
give her LSD and watch her try to peel herself like an orange.
tom cruise on damage control is a bit like hurricane katrina threading a needle...SEXY!
fo sho, I'm working too...so I think we should rename Good Friday... like Shit ass Friday or Our-Boss's-are-dickweeds-for-making-us-work-Friday Friday.
KeLLKeLL, where do I sign? 
i never noticed it before scout's gravatar appeared, but watching the teaser on television made me realize, tom's got crazy eyes!
SHUT THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKER UP.
Will that be a defense? I plead innocent by reason of TomCruisanity when I ran my husband over.
meramari |
That, was a good one. Awsome, if i ver go mental, i'm gone say that too. Every Judge will understand.
"It's basically just respecting the mother, you know, and helping to be quiet — not the mother. The mother makes as much noise … you know, she's going through it,"
-Huh???Wha?? Ever notice this idiot is so far brainwashed he can't even string together complete sentences?
scout, you are the gravatar queen! How do you animate them? What program do you use?
On another note, Webster's should add the word "cruise" to the dictionary with new meanings and it can be used as many parts of speech.
Man, you are such a cruise. (noun - substitute for tool)
You are so cruised in the head! (adjective - substitute for f***ed or effing crazy)
Don't pull a cruise on me, man. (noun - substitute for any crazy, inane act)
The possibilities are endless.
Another bit of brilliance:
"She's got this spirit," he said. "She'll get in the back of that, you know, these airplanes and want to fly. [She] has that sense of adventure."
Editors had to include the pronoun, "she."
Tool
Mr. Squirrely Asshat will NOT be able to keep his piehole shut during the birth. They'll have to take him out of the room every few minutes so he can shout out some crazy inappropriate shit. People in the hall will think the poor bastard has Tourette's.
Good god, that poor girl has no idea what she's in for.
wehateeverybody.com
Tom Cruise is a nut-job and everything he says is basically broken sentences that promote his movie, his "religion", and his faux-relationship and his "baby". I personally think that Katie's family should perform an intervention. She's in a goddamn cult.
Thanks Grietje, I use Flash. And I think you should submit your definitions to urban dictionary!
I think I'll skip this show and watch the rerun of last week's Degrassi that featured a hot lesbo kiss between Paige and Alex. Actually they kissed two times in the episode but the second kiss didn't feature any tongue action. They made poor Jay jealous though.
She deserves what she gets, getting involved with the nutcase control phreak
http://people.aol.com/people/
art...1183803,00.html
Well, the transformation has been completed...
Scout, Looking forward to seeing your new avatar/gravatar! 
OakRaiderfan - Yeah, I saw that story. I've been following People Online all week, and every day, it's been one planted story or another about them. Tom's using People like a tool to get his message out. I predict People will be the media outlet to first carry the news that the alien has landed.
PLEASE! Will the armageddon just hurry up and get here!!!! God! I just don't know how much more I can take of this lunatic. I hate myself for admitting this but until I realized what a loon he was...I thought he was hot. But now, GOD! What a freak!
I just wonder what drugs Katie is on cuz I could use some. Must be nice going through life where everything is "fantastic. It's wonderful. Everything is spectacular." With that stupid squished up nose/tongue sticking out smile of hers.
i think someone should take on the screename "Mr. Squirrely Asshat" - it cracked me up
Please - will someone snuff this jackass already? Even I can't take his act anymore...
I love when he tries to make himself sound like he's not a crazy jackass.
He wants to be able to tell the receptionist at The Center... "hey, put my wife on the phone"
"Hey, put my beard on the horn, stat!"
I don't get it...I just don't get it. Why do people fall for these cults? I wonder when the ATF is gonna take down the celebrity center like they did the branch dividians???
oh goodness, those scientolog-crazy asses!!!!!!!
We won't get in europe so I'm praying some nice person uploads this shit on youtube!
has anybody else read this about beck? this is what they do to their kids!
be arfraid, be very afraid for the baby...babies
http://lermanet.com/beck/
now that will be crazy, with a "Z"
Can't wait I hope he tells Diane she is glib and she squirts him in the face with water. Ha!
Huh?
That quote was all fucked up. Has Tom turned into an idiot as well?
...and the bitch will just talk crazy by himself.
Heh heh heh!
Reading about him is making me all 'Tom Cruise'.
Wow, that Beck thing is creepy. Freaks....
Aren't lobotomies illegal now? Someone lock this bitch up.
He sounds like G.W. Bush when he talks....fragmented sentences and non-sequiters. He can't produce a coherent thought or sentence.
Toots, you're totally right! He is GWB!!!! Gross.
i'll def. be tuning in.
I wouldn't miss this shit! Can't wait to see what the freak has to say. You know he is going to be lying threw his teeth so everyone will go and see his Movie. This bitch will never watch anything he has made, EVER AGAIN!
Did anyone see how the guy that was interviewing Tom for PARADE magazine he said he met Katie and she looked vacant, and smiled alot? She got way in over her head on this one and you know she regrets it everyday! All for money, that's sad
This dick cannot form one fucking complete sentence!
'Why have other people make noise?'
...why have OTHER PEOPLE during the birth of your creature?
I mean really... that's just gross.
Docters.. check.
Husband/Pretend Sperm Doner.. check.
A handful of spectators... wtf?
i think tom has tourettes...i'm sure there's a high level cure for that in his cult....
For God's sake, just induce her already! She's been pregnant for about 5 years, and we've had to suffer thru it all!
I hope and pray that everyone that is disgusted with him will avoid all his movies like the plague. We've got to stop feeding his ego by ending the gravy train of blockbuster movies.
My fantasy is that one day, Tom and Mike Tyson cross paths.
Tom says hi to Mike, Mike says hi to Tom.
Tom tells Mike he can cure his drug addiction and mental illness, and Mike proceeds to pummel Tom's fragile head into burger meat.
Mike says goodbye, Tom says nothing.
Katie can make all the noise she wants, but others have to be quiet? What others? Doctor, nurse, father of the baby? I don't get it
So glad the interview was only 30mins. Didn't Diane loook like she was just ready to laugh at his ass, and wanting to ask him, "Are you serious?"
Didn't you love the part regarding the Blackberry? Sending him a message, "No baby action yet"?
Scientology is a sham. Tom and other celebs get special treatment because of their celebrity status and money. However, I don't think Tom came off very badly on 20/20.
I think he's a moron, and confirmed he's a moron. What was with the statement that he has reached some higher level of Scientology and so he doesn't get certain illnesses now? WHAT!!? I forget the list Diane shoved out there.. but he's like, "Yes, it's true." Seriously, I can't take much more of this fucktard.
I really want this baby to be born, so we can get on with act of the show.
The magazine covers, etc.
What kind of man would
1) get on TV and say his girl friend was a virgin (after her six year relationship)
2) now blab to the press what a great sex life they have.
3) hold on to her so desperately and try so hard to look passionate.
Chill Tommy!
I didn't catch the interview, but please say he was joking when he said he had her hooked up to a sonogram 24 hrs a day. I thought he was joking until he said it wasn't hard to learn how to work a sonogram. ???????????????????
Did anyone see Tom on Primetime w/Diane Sawyer? I have a big bullshit meter and it was going off at full tilt! I just had to watch to see if there were any new antics. When Diane asked him questions, he forever rambled on w/out answering the questions, he changed the subject or he said, "Yes, absolutely" about 150 times (Like does Katie's father support Katie's choice of Scientology and do he and Tom get along!) What an effing joke. My 72-year-old mother was in town and as she watched the show with me, she said, "He is so gay!" I about fell outta my chair laughing because she is such a proper Southern lady!
It's all about the $$$ - the Church of $, that is. And Tom is batshit crazy since they made him go off his meds. Yes, he claims to have reached Thetan level, which I'm sure means he bought the title, whatever the fuck that is!
Kell-Kell--- i LOVE your pic!!!!
tyrone biggums..... 
hey, even hes more sane than TOM!!!
That stupid bullshit story about his father...didn't he play that same scene in Magnolia? He's a fraud.
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