first
If she doesn't get this job w/ versace, it will be a good day...
She can pay her with coke and self tanner.
Good coke is expensive these days, Michael.
meh to those who claim first.
6th!!!! yeah bitches yeah!! Right....like i care
well she is a fall color... red hair and freckles...(she just went back to red)
About the only fashion house she should be the face of is Express, maybe The Limited. But they're too classy for her!!!
she's hosting SNL tonight. i'm worried because pearl jam is the musical guest. i hope they don't talk to her. it will ruin them.
i could see her pimiping Chloe or BCBG...
Her desperation is pitiful. I understand that it must be hard to grow up in the public eye, but Jesus - someone needs to lock her up for the next few years for her own good.
She does so many things that should make me hate her, but I still love her ass.
TJ Maxx could hire her as a spokeswhore.
c'mon. the obvious endorsement deal would be with coke. you know, coca-cola.
gosh you guys have filthy minds.
i think she could give walmart a boost...hell, they've already got the olsen twins.
maybe Kathy Ireland needs a little help over at KMart
Olsen twins are the kids section. Lohan could totally sponser the jr's sectin at Wal-Mart. They could also feature a Hohan red hair dye.
She could be the fashion icon of the House of Fug.
Or House of Coke n' Herpies.
Or Skankytrends.
Maybe she should call Fashion Bug.
i could see her being the face of guess or bebe
She should call Loehmann's.
All she wants is free clothes. That way she can spend all her money on getting drunk and high, instead of having to split it between fashion and fun.
Is there a clothing line called Coked Out Whore? If so, I can definitely see her being the face of that particular label.
I'm thinking fashion houses are looking to attract buyers, not detract them. Sorry Lohan, that means you're out.
wehateeverybody.com
OK, who else is tired of the ballet flats and the skinny leg jeans? It;s like celebrities put on the ugliest clothes combinations, and suddenly, it's the "ballerina-I'm skinny and I wear skinny jeans to emphasize my bones-huge fucking handbag that is 5 times the size of my lollipop head-chic".
I second that anon 11:43. Well said.
If she wants to be the face of a fashion house then she needs to stop hanging out in Best Buy wearing ugly shoes.
Hohan,
You don't have a chance in hell. In fact, I have a better chance of becoming the face of Chanel, Vuitton, and Versace than you have of becoming the face of anything. Call the Marciano's, they usually let trash become the face of their campaigns.
Dollar General
She should really stop talking until she gets the gig
little grrl, big ambitions...
This look is played.out.
There are tween tourists from No-Neck, VA walking around Manhattan looking like this. No, this girl is not a trend setter. Nor is she stylish. She's average and ordinary.
Hohan could be the face of Project Runway's Jay McCarroll. He designs crap and whines and she looks like crap and whines. Perfect fit.
i second the dollar general nomination...
Have you seen the animated "Batgirl" on the WB? Looks just like her. Uh oh...don't tell HER that or she'll want to do a movie version.
I like that, Jealous Bitch...
Lindsay Lohan for C.O.W. (Coked Out Whore)
Why isnt their a source or link? Hmm MK i smell something fishy. Im betting that she never even said anything otherwise you would have given us direct quotes. As much as i detest hohan its not cool to make up gossip, thats what i expect from perez NOT dlisted!
she should have done the Kohl's commerical with Samaire, Michelle, and the Duff while she had the chance...it was her only shot. didn't Scarlett Johannsen do LV a couple years ago?
i like how she has a distended malnourished belly. i'm sure starving kids are thrilled to know that they have that in common with a millionaire.
haha you know she's contemplating buying that "Boy Meets World" DVD in the first pic...and the second pic is with glasses and head down because she is so ashamed that she DID end up buying it..
She had it all and pissed it away at the age of 19. How sad.
The hat is fug and im so tired of the skinny jeans with ballet shoes, but atleast she has some noticable curves (altho still thin). Doesnt she look like a little girl in the first pic tho? She should NEVER leave the house without heels.even tho she's like 5'6 5'7 she still looks short cause her long torso and shorter legs.
no doubt if she doesn't get hooked up with fashion house soon, that dumb whore will start her won clothing line...just like all those other filthy slutbags.
Hi, peeps! The delusional bitch is at it again -- thinking some high-end designer would want her skanky, ugly ass modeling clothes and such. Dollar Tree, D.O.T.S. and Dress Barn are way too good for this coked-out whore. I pray she doesn't get a deal -- she's so nasty!
Is there a clothing line called Coked Out Whore? If so, I can definitely see her being the face of that particular label.
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Cannot really deal with the 12yr-old-boy, no-hipped body she has. Makes me wonder how all those guys have. And in the first pic she looks no taller than a 12yr old boy either. The guy with the cell next to her looks like a giant. Teeny, with a big head.
In the post where Lohan was wearing that weird stupid glove thing (where she's hanging on to her neck for dear life, remember it?) anyway, I said that if this slut ever becomes a "fashion icon" y'all have permission to shoot me.
The offer STILL stands.
Goodwill needs a famous Mannequin to promote sales.. I think she fits all the requirements, in fashion choices; especially helpful to all, in doing something nice for the needy, instead of feeding her killer vices and growing more depressed.
Why the hell is the crack ho look so popular among people who think they're more famous than they really are? What the hell happened to going out in a t-shirt (one that fits) and jeans (that fit - no more tapered crap, that needs to stay in the 80's).
she should be the face of Wal-mart
Hey dont diss Monsieur GoodWill, he is one of my fave French Designers!
Kmart is more up her alley, no make that Family Dollar
Eww she's carrying one of those new LV bags ... with the tacky holes.
blohan for target, i can really see her doin' a cheesy ass comercial with them, singing one of her crap songs, a la lenny kravitz...
and the flat ballet shoes/skinny jeans/bag lady look really has to go, like right now!!
She def thinks she has more star power than she does. All this bitch is getting is one of those Dove ads that shows people in white underwear with no make-up.
I think she should be the face of Guess, after all that brand actually used Paris Hilton as their face once.
Maybe Deb or G&G could use her...
Oh Please!!! what fashion house would want that!?!?!?
hah!! G&G, rofl nerdnoir!!!
sabes que? maybe she shude brag after she has a deal and not before? ehh?
"TJ Maxx could hire her as a spokeswhore."
Jessucka
oh that was such a good one i almost spit out my water i laughed so hard!!!!
she should more likely be the spokes-skank of girls gone wild, volume 1
shoot it cut me off-- GGW volume 1 a new one entitled "Coke makes me take off my clothes and do everything that walks!!"
im sure itll be a huge blockskanker.
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