Mornin'!
Wow he is still hot!
Angelina looks so beautiful and happy in the last pic!
I love when people humor their children with fashion, hair, or makeup.
"Maddox made him do it." Heh heh. Kind of like Damien.
I love it. My daughter loves it when I will do something for her she thinks is cool like get a second ear piercing or wear a fake tatoo for awhile.
He looks like an idiot. Only Maddox can pull it off
she does look happy in last pic... i'm waiting for the monk robes and chanting to begin from Brad
Atleast they look like they love their kids, you actually see pictures of them holding them.
She just looks like such a happy and great mother. I love how you never see Nanny's carrying the children or escorting them.. behind Mom. I hope it never turns out she's a Joan Crawford or something, I'll be crushed. She seems crazy, but genuine and caring. It's a good crazy 
He looks like a damn idiot.
Oh my god she is stunning there. And so happy. Aww. Makes me yawn less.
is that a mohawk with a PONYTAIL?! (bottom left picture)
Oh the mohawk is so last year for Maddox...he should of gotten The Taco cut...sport something new!!
Morticia, looks like it at first. But I think it's the curve of the door.
What's a Taco Cut?? Or do I want to ask??
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur - you're right! WHEW! i thought he had lost his damn mind!
I agree Naughty. And as boring as Brad's become at least he's not jumping on couches or doing Primetime Live interviews... and they've not had to bring Zahara to the hospital with a skull fracture.
I can deal with the mohawk - NOT the ponytail. WTF?#?
awww. she's radiant!
I never see a nanny holding those kids- with brit and all those other celebrities there is always a nanny with them or they are off alone without their kids; when was the last time we saw a pic of Angie with Brad without their kids? I hated them at first but now- *sigh* I see that they are LOVING parents! Damn that sucks I had to admit being wrong, well i suppose first time for everything!
I hope it never turns out she's a Joan Crawford or something
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 10:57 am | #
She is Joan Crawford, just wait a couple of years when her adopted hand bags turn against her. Anyone who french kisses her own brother is insane.
in the 3rd picture it looks like he has a rat-tail coming from the mohawk...horrifying. that being said, i'd hit till tuesday.
Angie looks so happy and beautiful. And I love Brad with the mohawk. Anything's better than the jacked up hair he's been sporting the last few months.
Youri, I just refuse to believe it. I think she is done with her un-stable younger years and is growing up now. Kids are a big reality check. But as I said, I'll be crushed if/when I am proven wrong.
Haha, it does look like a rat tail but it's a part of the car door.
It's not a ponytail, it's the window trim
What's a Taco Cut?? Or do I want to ask??
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur
Its not Naughty, Naughty!! 
It's like 2 mohawks down your head, instead of one. And it looks like a taco...
Detractors can say what they wish, but they look like a cohesive, happy family. Much health and happiness to them!
fo sho everytime you pop up I hear "HA HA" in my brain!
Ahhh Rat Tails!!! How could someone do that to their kids!!??
And I love that she's having the baby on some wildlife refuge in Africa. I can't wait to hear the stories about Papz getting eaten by lions!! I thought she'd go to that home she has with the landmines around it in Vietnam. If I were famous I'd totally be doing the same thing. I'd live in a castle with a huge moat with sharks for sure!!
Youri | 04.14.06 - 11:00 am | #
DITTO!
And Brad looks like a F'in IDIOT! One smile from Angie does not make her radiant or any less of a mental midget for draging those kids around!
Adorable! What a sweet dad.
scout - my avatar is my defense against your Tom's devil eyes! "Must... not... let... him... in my head!"
even maddox grew his mohawk out. you know a trend is out of style when your parents start doing it.
ps i guess the paparazzi snuck past the nambibian guard lions?
brad-you look ridiculous. but the last pic with angie and zahara is beautiful!!
Thank you for the definition KeLLKeLL I was worried.
Never under estimate the Power of Maddox!
scout--Love that avatar! LOL!
Brad is the only adult white man who could get away with a mohawk. He's still hot. And AJ looks beautiful and happy. Somewhere Aniston is slitting her wrists.
prettykitty | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:08 am
I just cannot stand them...she looks happy, yippee...she's still a nutjob, and he still needs a bath (Brad, not Mad). I must, however, GRUDGINGLY give them credit for (at least in the surface pics), seeming to be loving, hands-on parents. Still think they are ICKY though...
Nothing brad does with his looks is ridiculous (IMO) and angelina as much as I hated the bitch before , is really not so whacked out and is actually hot (once again IMO)
They are both NOTHING
Maddox will be the sexiest man alive this year.
But would your sharks have frikkin laser beams, NaughtyVoyer?
You know King Maddox rules their little multi-cultural kingdom!
"Go get a Mohawk - Begone, DaddyBrad!"
if brad pitt was your dad, and you were a boy, could you NOT be gay?
he looks so damn good!!!!!!!!!!1i love this guy
Zahara is finally getting over her being Ethiopian thing and growing! She's tall!
But would your sharks have frikkin laser beams, NaughtyVoyer?
Jessucka | 04.14.06 - 11:16 am |
Ohhh... YES!!
What a fucking pussy. He'd jump off the Golden Gate Bridge if she told him to.
I saw these yesterday. She looks amazing! They are a beautiful family You rarely see them without their kids,they look healthy, so happy. Ever since Brad became a father he has become more sexier!
toots 11:14am, ITA!
How did Jen let this man get away?!
GO YANKEES
She's fucking crazy, and he's her hypnotic robot servant (ring a bell, Katie Holmes?) Yeah, sure they're happy. Is she going to share her knife collection with Zahara & Maddox?
How did Jen let this man get away? Um, he cheated on her with Angelina Jolie. As soon as he met her, his marriage was caput.
THIS is why I love these people!
vlcupper | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:27 am | #
I would have to agree I used to think Brad was Hot but after watching him for a couple of years I came to realize that he has no personality of his own and the "strong man" that I thought he was...well that was just a myth!
As far as Angelina, everyone has good days, and here she looks presentable. But I still contend that she's off her rocker and that she and Brad won't last! They will split somewhere around adopting their 3rd or 4th orphan!
I heard that her next film will be with Johnny Depp. She has said that she always falls for her leading man! That's pretty much been her track record, so does that mean bye bye Brad, here's Johnny!
Brad Pitt's New Mohawk is for a new movie he is doing
bzbee, it's hard NOT to be loving parents when you have a gazillion dollars. it's the parents that are loving and nurturing who bust their ass every day to support their family that i save my admiration for.
Angelina face looks so different.
Guess that helps quell those rumors of them breaking up!
wehateeverybody.com
The new baby will be born with a mohawk. Like a sign from god and then Angelina and Zahara will shave in som e hot Mohawks and everyone in the universe will follow the almighty King Maddox!
he loves his kids. that's cool.
me 11:40am; I love these bitches too!
It kind of makes me happy to see how happy they look with their kids.
I think some of you are pretty harsh. Who didn't do stupid things while they were growing up? Majority of people do change the first time you hold your child in your arms. Who cares how much money you make?Man, jealousy can do ugly things to people.
staged
Does Brad even have an identity? He changes his hair color and style to match every one he meets.. "A" is a freak and he is becomming invisible... wish they both would disappear... Tom/Katie/Angelina/Brad need to all build a town called FREAKSVILLE in some radom country that hopefully has not media so we can forget they exist...
That's got to be photoshopped. Because the top pic he has bald on the sides the bottom left picture it's like a military cut not a mohawk. Zahara is getting big!! So cute! Love them!
Morticia haha Mohawk w/ pony tail - no that they inside part of the window frame. hee hee
is that a mohawk with a PONYTAIL?! (bottom left picture)
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 10:58 am | #
That's the car door!
I love this couple!
Is anyone concerned that Sahara is NEVER shown standing or walking? Even when Mad was small you at least saw pic of him standing next to her. Anyway, she prolly does not have a nanny cuz they all think working for her would be a nightmare. And I am sure all the working mothers out there would LOVE to spend all this time with their kids and travel the world. That does not make her a good mom. Nut cases both of them. And we will see him on prime time again - when she dumps his ass
Daenerys | 04.14.06 - 12:16 pm
I love your avatar....mmm Johnny Depp with make up....mmmm
looks like its time for me to get a mohawk.
http://thatguyjohnnyd.blogspot.com
Who didn't do stupid things while they were growing up?
Lisa | 04.14.06 - 11:59 am | #
Umm last time I checked she was 30 going on 31 and her "Crazy" antics were not that long ago!...It's not as if she was in her teens doing that shit!
bzbee, it's hard NOT to be loving parents when you have a gazillion dollars. it's the parents that are loving and nurturing who bust their ass every day to support their family that i save my admiration for.
prettykitty | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:43 am | #
Agreed.
Has he finally lost his effin mind!?!?!?!?!?! He looks like a stupid skunk.......Pepe Le PEW! He is just so GD desperate and it is so annoying and very un-manly. Brad Pitt you are a dip-Shitt!!!!!!!!!
Angie looks awesome in that last picture, and yes, I LOVE her big huge smile that is full of happiness and love.
HOLY MOLY ANGIE'S NOT WEARING BLACK!
Can these pictures be any more STAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is she smiling like a goddam idiot because she is hugging her child, duh....she knows the paps are taking pictures for the rags.
And I guess the paps just happened to be in the same reserve to spot them doing all the hugging and family thing....a la Kenya
STAGED...JUST ANOTHER PHOTO-OP!!!
THEY CAN'T STAND TO NOT BE IN THE NEWS!!!! POOR KIDS!!!!!
I really cannot stand the two of them, but I can't help but think it's kind of sweet if Brad got the 'do to be like Maddox.
I'm still not sure a mohawk is the right hairstyle for a little boy, but oh, well...
I don't think he has a clue of what it is to raise kids to be good, moral individuals.
I thought he wanted to settle down and raise a family, not "hang with the kids."
If he wanted to do that, he should have volunteered with Big Brothers/Big Sisters.
I love Brad's mohawk!It may be a silly haircut but it's so freaking cute that he's got the same one as his son!!
Haters still going on with stuff she did 6 years ago?*yawn* For the love of entertainment come up with something new guys, anything.
Y'all are so gullible...
Well, being a mother I have to say that sometimes kids/babie/dogs/whatever/ will do something so damn cute or funny, that you laugh hysterically or grab them in an instant and relish the love and laughter. It happens in a flash and it is as uncontrollable as a sneeze or a hiccup. Angie is a good actress, but IMHO I don't think she is acting in this pic.
And I am by no means a BRANGELINA butt-licking FAN of theirs.......but I do think the pictures captured a moment when she was feeling the pure love of her daughter, and there is nothing better in the world than that nano-second of emotion....
meramari | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 12:27 pm | #
Well said!..thanks
And I would have to add Angie to that as well!
I don't think he has a clue of what it is to raise kids to be good, moral individuals.
I thought he wanted to settle down and raise a family, not "hang with the kids."
If he wanted to do that, he should have volunteered with Big Brothers/Big Sisters.
meramari | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 12:27 pm | #
What the fuck are you talking about?How can you raise happy kids if you don't hang out with them? And how can you tell if Maddox and Zahara won't be good moral individuals?Oh I get it! Because Mad has a mohawk and looks sooooo different than the rest of other 4 year old. Jeus. The logic of some amazes me.
STAGED...JUST ANOTHER PHOTO-OP!!!
THEY CAN'T STAND TO NOT BE IN THE NEWS!!!! POOR KIDS!!!!!
Y'all Are So Gullible | 04.14.06 - 12:24 pm | #
Uh they get photographed when they fart for gosh sakes... Like they have a choice - Papparrazi are Always around them....
Great looking family. Wishing the Jolie-Pitt family the best. Brad looks sexy and handsome, I'm so glad he desn't look like a "pretty boy" anymore.
Now this stupid tool wants to morph into his woman's kid. This is really sick. It was bad enough when he tried to look like Juliette Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow.
Nel,
He looks like a GD skunk.....PePe Le Pew to be exact.......
Love them! With all the insanity surrounding them because of their celebrity, they certainly do the most with their many blessings.
Happy Holidays, everyone!
I think his haircut looks dumb.
gucci girl | 04.14.06 - 12:30 pm | #
Oh like Brads new do?!?! He is a F'in idiot and Angie's little "nano-second" of emotion captured in time, as OVDV mentioned, does not make her a good mom as your supposition suggests! It looks like a photo op moment!
I'm fast aproaching levels of hate for these two as I have for TomKat!
OakRaiderfan 04.14.06 11:37 am
By not giving her husband the kids he begged for over and over again.
They all look great and very happy.
She's gained weight. Beautiful pic of her holding her daughter.
gucci girl | 04.14.06 - 12:35 pm | #
Aren't you using the same "logic" to come to the conclusion that they are going to be "good moral individuals"?!? because I doubt you know them personally, no one on here does! If people don't like them you don't have to go postal! We get that you're trying to be their #1 fan, but not everyone has that same aspiration!
The haters can yap all the want. This couple just makes me happy and that's enough for me. They are my favorite hollywood couple of all time.
my gay best friend has a mohawk and he looks hot, hot, hot. interestingly enough, he was brad pitt in 'troy' a couple of years ago for Halloween and he looked EXACTLY like brad pitt...being that he's been my best friend since we were in high school, i am no longer attracted to brad pitt because of that.
Mohawks are sooooooooo outdated and lame now. They were pretty high-speed back in the day.....um.....like when the SEX PISTOLS were around.......but now it is so boring and mundane.
It is the equivalent of wearing granola hippie apparel and wearing wearing peace signs and pot leafs.
Whatever....off to the real world...some of us peasants have to work, as we don't bring home multi million dollar paychexxxxxxx. OH!
Gorgeous family. Angelina has that maternity glow. Brad is oozing with sexiness. I love seeing this man bond with his kids.
Some people here are so damn angry at these folks you don't even know. As a full time mom, I don't begrudge their life style. She is a working mom, her job just pays her millions of dollars which allows her many luxuries. I don't subscribe to the school of only good parents are the ones suffering and being martyrs. From what I see they are very hands on. How often do you see celebs w/ their kids so often? Chill.
He must have thing for controlling women. Fishsticks, Anniston now Angelina. He is always changing his looks to please them...(remember the brother and sister highlights he got for his wedding to the chin?)
What a poodle!
onevoodoovixen, I'm sure he's not doing it because it's the IT thing to do but rather to bond with his son.
Truth hurts, I don't give a fuck if you hate them. I don't need a popularity approval to like a certain celebrity, so you can quit screaming that NOBODY LIKES THEM!?!!!! or agreeing with whoever says anything negative about them.You can even bring a squad of haters for all I care!
Gucci Girl, put the GD crack pipe down you freaky bitch! I never, ever said once that "nobody likes them". Go back and re-read the comments.........or can you even read you.....I was the one saying that I didn't believe (InMyHumbleOpinion) that Angie was staging that picture.
I don't hate them, just his DUMB-ASS-PePe-Le-Pew-Skunk-Haircut!!!!!!!
CHILL THE HELL OUT, you freak.....it is Good Friday....for the love of God!
angei is not mohawa hair.
i have no reaction to them. mohawk or no mohawk.
Is it just me, or in the first picture does it look like maddox is just a floating head.
OneVooDooVixen | 04.14.06 - 1:05 pm | #
Are you freakin' mental?I was talking to the person with the username Truth Hurts. Who needs to put the crack pipe down now?
Awww...Angelina looks so happy holding her pet monkey.
I too notice that they don't travel with nannies and butlers to look after the little ones - but that is what 99% of parents do! They look after and love their kids. So why do we give them all this PRAISE for doing what we all do every day?
No kidding Crees_dahl.. most of the other pics they take neither brad or Angelina are smiling... so now that she takes a "cute" pic we have to applaud her??
Gucci,
Okay, because it IS Good Friday and all, I will forgive you of your sins.....hahahahaha
I thought you were addressing moi, and I am by no means a Brangelina Hater. I do wish they would get married.......buy hey, that is my opinion......
Peace Out
brad`s black hair is because of his movie. he is blond hair by nature like jen,Paltrow.
even if we say suck media, we are controlled by it.
now we are jeering at media. isn`t it funny?
IRS Agent that is harsh, say what you want about parents but leave the kids alone.
zzz Yup. you are correct. We should be thinking about all of our young soldiers in Iraq that don't know if they are gonna die today. But instead we all sit here comfortably behind our computers and bash celebrities for just being.
Okay too deep...lets move on.
They all look very happy together and Zahara is such a big girl now. When she's hugging her, she's positively glowing. I hope they continue to grow their sweet family.
awwww.....father and son sporting the same hairdo
They look happy - good for them!
Crees-dahl you are absolutely right, sometimes we all have our priorities askewed. I think we all bash the celebes to take our mind off of all the pain in our crazy-ass world. After all, isn't it more fun to slam them?
OneVooDooVixen | 04.14.06 - 1:43 pm | #
Totally agree. 2 weeks ago my friend's 20 year old cousin was killed in Iraq. Since then I'm trying to keep my bashing & hating to a minimum. Life's too friggin short.
Now please remind me of this when MK puts up the next Tom Cruise or Aniston picture.
Please tell me Brad's not doing a remake of "Taxi Driver"! He seems like a nice enough guy, but I really don't "get" him. But that last picture of Angie and Zahara is priceless -- what a truly beautiful picture!
are you laughing at me?
i don`t care
You know that Brad Pitt's just been rented out to stud her. Once she's given birth to her beautiful white child, Brad's gonna be history. I bet he's really boring in the sack and that she's into wild demonic crazy shit.
Brad boring in the sack? Doubt it. Juliette Lewis, Robin Givens, and Jennifer Aniston have all gone on record to say that Brad gots skillzzz!
IRS Agent. We all know you guys are assholes but do you need to keep trying to prove it? Put the white hood down.
OneVooDooVixen:
That is also why Paris makes such a great target. She represents everyhting that is wrong with our society. She is vain, stupid, diseased, ruthless, greedy and super rich!
Damn! This F*CKING Midol is making me all serious and stuff. Let's talk shit about Britney!
OneVoodooVixen,okay!! Happy Good Friday to you too!
cress_dahl, last time I checked this is a celebrity blog so it makes sense that we discuss celebs rather than random people right?Of course we praise our own mothers and others who do volunteer work and juggle motherhood, a full time job and a social life but imagine how boring it would be if MK started posting pictures of random people here and we started praising them.I can understand trashing celebs,but knock them down even when there's no clear reason to do so (like parenthood or charity work) is a little beyond good humoured snark, but hey that's just me. I hate that smug face of Gwyneth Paltrow but I still recognize that she seems like a good mother and Apple is a cute cute girl.
Just my 2 cents.
WTF? He looks ridiculous.
Well said Gucci Girl.....esp. about Fishsticks gross, smug face.
gucci girl:
don't blame me it's the MIDOL. I shouldn't have chased it with a martini.
don't blame me it's the MIDOL. I shouldn't have chased it with a martini.
Crees_dahl | 04.14.06 - 2:30 pm | #
i am not both of a fan.
but i think they are nice.
adopting need lasting responsibility. it differs from a short term charity.
fake or truth, at least it will last 20yr. they knew that and they chose it.
Ruby,
My condolences go out to you Hon! Life is just so damn unpredictable! You could be in Iraq or you could be driving here and get whiped out either way. We just had a whole family of 5 in a mini-van (nobody wearing a seatbelt...duh) whiped out.....all of the D-E-A-D! So if you are in Iraq or here, when your time is up, it is up.
So in the meantime, let's all pop Mydol with Martini chasers and scream about how skinny Nicole Skeletor Ritchie is and what a Ho-Bag Paris is, oh and let's not forget the Mohawk bashing!!!!!
WA-HOOOOOO my Mimosa just kicked in baby!
I love Brangelina and these pictures are adorable, but Maddox is four. He should be in school, not having lions protect him from the big, bad paparazzi and his dad stealing his haircut! Otherwise, awwws all around, especially that last pic.
he [brad] is whipped, as in pussy.
It starts to get scary when you get haircuts to look like the kids. The power of the Angelina vaj.
Someone please explain to me why people who barely work have nannies? My boyfriend's uncle is LOADED and (not kidding) married to a stripped. Well, she was smart and squeezed out 5 kids in 7 years. Well, only now is she ready to give up her nanny (but only part time) because now she feels that they are "at an age where they are tolerable." ????????????????????????Why have kids then? I don't have kids but I know they are a lot of work so my props go out to all of you who do it on your own without a live in babysitter.
"stripper" that was supposed to be...the bourbon is kicking in. YAY!!!!!
A stripper with 5 kids? how quaint. Hehehe...just had another martini and I forgot what we were talking bout.
Oh yeah...uh Paris is a cooze!
He looks like a retard.
I LOOOOOOOVE this family. They both look like sane, caring parents, and the kids always look healthy and happy. Those are two hot parents with gorgeous looking kids. Zahara's grown a LOT! Gee, life shouldn't be so perfect! 
gucci girl | 04.14.06 - 1:00 pm | #
lay off the Crack Pipe! I never said that NO ONE LIKES THEM!..I said that people have the right to NOT LIKE THEM if they so choose. Damn girl relax. You're so damn sensitive to anyone that doesn't like them it makes you look like one of those RABID Fans..which I know you're NOT! So just take a deep breath and allow people their opinions..
This guy is getting fuglier with each passing day. I never thought he was that hot to begin with but he's obviously a pussywhipped sheep who has no mind of his own so the only thing he had going at all was his looks (and now with each passing day that's going!) and his money.
I don't subscribe to the school of only good parents are the ones suffering and being martyrs.
NYCmami | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 12:57 pm | #
right on. Rich or no, Angie is a GREAT mom who exudes pure love for her children. And let's not forget she donates 1/3 of her income to charity. Sure, she makes a SHITLAOD of money in order to be able to do so, but Angie vs Almost Every Other Celeb - no contest. I wonder if she thinks it's a good or bad thing that adoption is the new handbag among celebs?
Brad can wear his hair anyway he wats, he's still hot. But even Brad vs Angie - no contest.
(Can you tell I'm a huge Angie fan? )
AND 1 MORE POINT (I swear) - re: nannies - SPF falls & cracks his skull even with the help of full time nannies - Angie's hands on with her kids & they're just fine
Sure Angie has a lifestyle that most "regular" parents would dream of, but since she IS in Hollywood and is NOT one of us "mere mortals", in the context of Hollywood, she puts most of the celeb parents to shame
OK I'm done.
Good Friday to all!
If living the life you always wanted means being pussywhipped then sign me up for Pussywhipped University. This whole family roxs!
That's a nice pic of Angie and her kid.
Angie is a GREAT mom who exudes pure love for her children.jenner | 04.14.06 - 3:56 pm | #
just reread what I wrote - I SHOULD have said Angie "LOOKS" like a great mom -even with my unabashaedly crazy admiration for Angie, even I know it's Hollywood & things aren't always what they seem! But hey, still stand by the statement, just don't wanna seem TOO naive
Scout I keep forgetting to tell you I love your avatar
Maybe it's me, but that kid ZAHARA looks like Angie... The pouty lips and high forhead.
I know Angie is mixed with AMerican Indian/French Canadian, but remember that there were slaves in Canada and there is a very large light skinned black population in places like Acadie, Nova Scotia and in Quebec...
All I know is that Angie's lips are not French, nor Native Indian... hmmmm....
I'm glad she found peace and her family is having fun..
"TOOTS", Aniston is NOT slitting her wrists, Brad in Africa with a frigging Mohawk LOL, somewhere, she's laughing and Thanking her lucky stars ! He's a nut, a Mohawak! Angie sure is the boss there. She looks beautiful, I agree. He looks like a puppet, on a string. Somewhere his Mom is not laughing.
Whether Brad looks like a puppet or not, THE GUY IS HAPPY!!!
a mohawak, this man has ZERO personality. Jen is well rid of this pansy. He looks stupid.
After first morphing into his girlfriend, brad is now morphing into the boy his girlfriend adopted during the time she was fucking the guy before him.
What's he going to morph into next, one of her pets?
What a man.
Brad's not a nut. Brad is gorgeous and so is Angie and their entire family. And they are talented actors who do a lot of charity work which is cool in my book. Plus they shut up abou their relationship and keep private matters private.
I think Jen is jealous. 1) She's fugly as hell with her bannana nose and is dating super fugly Vince Vaughn 2) her career is slacking off 3) people are starting to turn on her for talkign about her relationship so much and talking badly about BRad. I don't know but some reason that's such a huge turnoff. We don't know what Brad did in that relationship with Jen. He could have been the good guy and Jen could have been an evil bitch. we just don't know because we are hearing one side of the story.
P.S. Did you guys know that Jen is going on Oprah to set the record straight about all the gossip about her in the media. Jen Bitch, no one cares about you, your relationships, failed career and problems because of Brad. IT's getting really old now. Just shut up about it and it will go away!!!
Sorry for the rant lol. I just had to get that off my chest.
Jen is well rid of this pansy.
anon | 04.14.06 - 4:34 pm | #
Then could you please tell Jen that because she won't stop talking about him.
Apple | 04.14.06 - 4:37 pm | # i agree, but a lot of the time she's not actually instigating the talk, she's only responding to what tabs are always saying - I'd wanna defend myself, too - BUT THEN AGAIN even in defending herself she still comes off as whiny & boring & annoying
I'm a Jolie fan 100% but I still can't help feeling for Jen a little
BUT HEY she's still boring as dirt, so as I said, I still mostly agree with you
Somewhere his Mom is not laughing.
anon |4:31 pm|
Somewhere his mom is ecstatic that FINALLY she has and is getting the grandkids she always wanted.
So I guess next week Brad will have an afro? I love these bitches, all FIVE of them!
HAPPY EASTER/PASSOVER EVERYONE!
Jennifer I know she is responding to the tabloids but if you shut up about it then they will have nothing to go off of. Plus it's no ones business. Look at how Nicole handled her relationship with Tom Cruise. He is a nutso but you don't see Nicole running around saying oh I survived a marriage with nutso Cruise and oh he was so horrible and oh I wish people would stop talking about me. Whine whine. It makes her look whiney and pathetic calling Brad a loser and all this crap and saying she's so strong after the divorce. I mean come on she survived a divorce!! How many women get divorced in this country??? Millions and some with horror stories of their husband abusing them and leaving them broke and destitute. But Jen oh poor Jen survived her fake phoney 2 year millionaire marriage to superstar cutie Brad Pitt. Oh the agony? Poor Jen. I mean come on. First she is lucky as hell to snag him because she is super ugly and he only made her look better. Plus did she really think their phony hollywood relationship was gonna last a long time. They are a like total opposites in looks, personality, drive everything. I think Brad and Angie suit each other better because they are both gorgeous freaks. Anyways, I just wish Jen Bitch would shut her ass up that's all.
beckham did mohawk....just random thoughts
These flaky guys don't know what they want. They run away if you press to have kids, they run away if you're not yet ready to have kids.
Why are Jen and Angie getting flack? Bash Pitt some more, he deserves it. He looks like a total flake, anyway.
ANON 4:34 PM SHUT THE FUCK UP MANISTON LOVER!!!!MANISTON SUCKS SHE`S LAME AND CAN`T ACT.NEED I SAY MORE ?
They are a lovely family and you can sense they care about each other very much. But it's just a shame they won't stay in one place and allow their children to have routine. Maddox should be in pre-school so he can have friends and socialize with kids his own age. Their kids are young but they still need interation with other children and not new ones they meet in a different country every month.
What the hell has Brad done to his hair! I am not liking it!
Look at the dumb whore all giddy and smiling for the paps. So much for being protected by the lions.
I don't care how dorky he looks, matching mohawks with his son is freakin adorable. They seem like a really nice, decent, cool family! I like them duh
Look at how pretty and happy Angelina is. And Brad is adorable for fooling around and getting his hair cut like Maddox. Some of you people have NO sense of humor. It's for fun and Maddox probably loved it.
heh...Did you guys see that blurb from Popbitch?
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Virgin Atlantic were less than impressed with their antics in an airport VIP lounge earlier this year. Brangelina took the opportunity to have a rather noisy shag, thinking their room was soundproofed. It wasn't.
Awww | 04.14.06 - 6:03 pm |
Luvs it. Now only if someone would get them on video and ship a copy to me.
Apple | 04.14.06 - 4:50 pm | #
hey like I said I pretty much agree!!!
Awww | 04.14.06 - 6:03 pm | #
I don't know why I find it so funny that that happened on Virgin Atlantic but I do hahahahah (it's probably to do with my maturity level being that of a 10 yr old
Brangelina took the opportunity to have a rather noisy shag, thinking their room was soundproofed.
Now that's hot!
Can you imagine being the people who heard them? **fans self**
I would be trying to peak under the door.
taco cut=furry pussy lips on yer melon
that said, now in regards to brad, bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
do any of you 'long' comment people actually know these people you talk about? you sound a tad bit like stalker material. but then again, so do 98% of the people here.....oopsie, did i say that out loud?
And you know it's so true. Go Brad, Go Angie! heh heh
And Brad looks like a F'in IDIOT! One smile from Angie does not make her radiant or any less of a mental midget for draging those kids around!
Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt | 04.14.06 - 11:07 am | #
staged
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 12:03 pm | #
Can we say "controlled picture environment"? Angie, the actress, swings into action with a big phoney radiant loving mother grin. Poor Brad still can't muster a smile. And, forget about a picture of them within 3 feet of eachother.
Did anyone notice that Brad was on Zahara duty for the last few months and now Angie has grabbed her for the stint in Africa?
Oh, get over it. This is their family and their kids. Parents do this. Let alone she's pregnant. When he's with her and Maddox is sleeping and needs to be carried he'll be the one to do it. He's not going to let her carry Maddox and he Zahara this late in her pregnancy.
Some people are never happy. If Brad holds Zahara than he's neglecting Maddox. If Angie holds Maddox than she's neglecting Z. Blah blah blah
Um, excuse me, but did somebody mention that Vince Vaughn is ugly??!?!?!?!?!? THEMS FIGHTING WORDS!!!!!!!!!
Apple you skank ho, prepare to be BITCH-SLAPPED for calling my man ugly!!!!!!!!! AND ON GOOD FRIDAY NO LESS!!!!!!!!
I am apalled.
^^
Cat fight!
Luvs it. Now only if someone would get them on video and ship a copy to me.
Ruby | 04.14.06 - 6:12 pm | #
And ship Brad a copy so he can relive the good ol days when she was still loving the thrill of the hunt.
^^He's getting thrills each night.
i want a mohawk.
She looks like a hag without make up
no she does not
Mohawk isn't a goo dlook for him his head is to bulbus.
MANISTON SMELL FISHY - Shut the fuck up. Didnt they taught you enough manners at WJ when you were screaming like a crazed idiot!
But he will look like total white trash in the baby book, when they show pictures of daddy holding the new baby for the first time, and daddy has a mohawk.
I heard they were going to let Maddox be there when Angie delivers and Maddox will then cut the umbilical cord with his teeth...
I *heart* Brangelina and kids.
I bet it made Madd's day to see his dad's hair cut like his. That's great stuff. Who knew that Brad & Angelina would be like this amazing couple and parents? I wish them nothing but good things.
attention brangelina fuckwits.
your subpar idiotic expressions of drooling glee for this yawn of a couple do not meet the minimum required triple digit IQ score for making comments on D-listed.
please exit to justjared.com in an orderly fashion.
remember to take any stray stupidity you may have left behind with you.
good bye.
Ruby, 6:12pm, I wouldn't mind having a copy either!
These 2 bitches will continue to have sex until her water breaks! 
But he will look like total white trash in the baby book, when they show pictures of daddy holding the new baby for the first time, and daddy has a mohawk.
I heard they were going to let Maddox be there when Angie delivers and Maddox will then cut the umbilical cord with his teeth...
John Voight | 04.14.06 - 8:12 pm | #
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EAT A FAT DICK SAM !THEN WHEN YOUR DONE BEND OVER AND LET ME FUCK YOU SAM I AM.
they need to stop carrying those kids...what are they like 15 years old now?
They are a beautiful family. She seems like a great mother, and he has really stepped up to the plate for the kids. Angelina looks gorgeous and happy.
I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY!
GO BAMZ!
For the love of God people, is that all you can say "what a beautiful family..blah blah blah blah blah.......
GD boring old trolls.......frankly I have had enough. I feel like spewing raw venom every time you fuktards post another "glowing family" fukkin post.......twats.
John Voight | 04.14.06 - 11:02 pm | #
I second that!
Jesus people go over to justjared.com to jump on the Brangelina train cause this shit is getting old...what are they the new teflon king and queen??!? Say anything bad about them and suddenly you get 100 posters trying to rip you apart by calling you a "maniston" fan or some other rediculus moniker....please!! One picture of Angelina smiling and you all make the assumption that she's a wonderful mother and person. Brad gets a mohawk and suddenly he's father of the year! Either people are seriously lacking any worthwile people in their own lives to look up to or you are all suffering under the spell of Angies tainted twat! Get a clue! These pictures are as much a publicity stunt as any others of Hollyweird out there!
These posts, with the exception of a couple, read like you've all been to a Scientology reprograming class!
This is Dlisted and last time I checked snarking was the name of the game...but why is it that people can only say "how beautiful they are" or "how wonderful they must be"!!!
It sounds like the only people that truly have a life outside this little drama are the detractors!
WELL TEAM CAN`T STAND JOLIE-PITT.THATS COOL YOU DON`T LIKE THEM BUT WE DO SO GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MANISTONSMELLSFISHY | 04.15.06 - 12:07 am | #
Why don't you just go over to justjared.com so you and the other Brangelina fans can drool together over their "beauty" and clear Dlisted out and leave room for those with truly witty and unique perspectives! I don't expect everyone to abhor them, as I do, but please even in your adoration you can attempt to be unique!
Most of the PRO comments on here are TRITE and TRIPE!
Team Can't Stand Jolie-Pitt 04.15.06 - 12:00 am | #
Damn you have way too much time on your hands writing that long ass post.
Team does have a very good point! I think I like you Team Can't Stand Jolie/Pitt! You are a smart person, and I bet you have a "the most beautiful family, and you are truly glowing." LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Those damn haters who scream that "we" are the haters piss me the fukk off.........okay, I am really, very, inebreated and I should go lie down now, as everything around me is "beautiful and glowing".......hick
I love you dlisted mother effers....................
One last thing....I think mr. pitt is drunk off his ass with miss jolie's damn hypnotic voodoooooo bagina..........he is so fuking drunk with her pussy juice that he shaved his damn cranium to match the kids' head........how retarded ist this mess? I do not undertstanend it by any means...........goodnight
Cute pics. The do's a disaster, tho.
"OH PLEASE STOP CRYING". AND GET OFF THIS BRANGELINA PIC IF YOU DON`T LIKE IT......................joliepitt you`re so.......unique!Just Brilliant.......
MANISTONSMELLSFISHY | 04.15.06 - 2:24 am | #
I consider myself an animal lover, but i'm more than willing to put you RABID brangelina fans out of your misery!
Oh and i'm more than happy to get off the "BRANGELINA PIC"....the BRANGELINA POST is another matter...
BYE THEN BIG FAT CRY BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MANISTONSMELLSFISHY | 04.15.06 - 2:34 am | #
You know, you're kind of growing on me!
YOU"JOLIE PITT" MUST LIKE THESE TWO IF YOU`RE STILL HERE .CAUSE IF YOU REALLY DIDN`T LIKE THEM YOU WOULD PAY NO MIND TO THEM FOOL !
I GROW ON ALL KIND OF THINGS.
MANISTONSMELLSFISHY | 04.15.06 - 2:41 am | #
Sorry..still don't like them, but i'm changing my attitude toward you
Besides, i'm board! I have another hour to kill until i'm out!
Hey Maniston fans?! Stop stalking Brad and Ange, and tell Maniston to stop orchestrating and manipulating her publicity whorefests for her craptastic box office dud films AROUND 'BRAD PITT,' and being DUMPED. We know, okay, for the 987th time, WE KNOW you have triumphed, and are stronger for what doesn't kill you..blah blah blah. Now go stuff your bra with chicken cutlets, wax your own twat while lying upside down on the couch, and try w/ all your might, at 'almost 40,' to sex up your image in between crying jags, pity parties, and snogging gay fat ass Vince Vaughn who's only dating you to garner box office for the dumb bomb of a movie w/ you he's PRODUCING (Break Up). Tell Oprah, she's lost one less fan for kissing the 'made for TV only' BORING untalented fugly weak ass 'waste of space' that is YOU...Chinnifer Maniston. Get a life, quit riding Brad's coattails,(and now Vince's too) and mend fences with the mother you kicked to the curb 10 years ago, who you haven't spoken too since. You cold lame ass tired cruel hearted bitch.
3rd pic is sweet...
Angelina looks so happy in the last picture
This family's really cute!
Angie looks so lovely.
She's such a great mom.
Brad! marry her ASAP!
they need to stop carrying those kids...what are they like 15 years old now?
Elle B. | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 10:34 pm | #
ROTHFLMAO
What is Brangelina gonna do with they got that third kid? Maddox will have to walk ALL THE TIME!!!!!
Can Maddox even walk? I don't think he can.
Jesse you are one cold hearted fool-bitch. Get a damn life. Jennifer Anitston is a beautiful, funny, talented girl and you are just a spiteful, mean asshole to say what you said.
I know people to slag off Pitt and say he's pussywhipped but I don't really see it. If anything I think Jolie's the one who's made huge changes in her life to be with him. The biggest thing for Jolie is the fact she's pregnant, something she said she never thought she'd be. She's allowed him to adopt her children, that's a huge one considering she said before meeting Brad that as far as she was concerned no man was good enough to be Maddox's father. She sold her beloved home in England to live with him in LA a place she said she did not like being/living for any length of time.
She accomodated his schedule to be with him in Canada and it goes on and on. Yeah, he darkened his hair, he had to for a movie. He went with her to Pakistan and Davos. He's worked w/Bono at the Data group years before he met Jolie. They stayed in France...no different then them being in Malibu, NY or LA. So they've gone to Africa specifically Walvis Bay which is an independent country within the continent of Africa that had been English and German occupied where English is the spoken language it's no third world situation. That place is a Paradise.
This is what couples do. She looks fantastic and he appears to be a happier person. More power to them.
Brad should thank his lucky stars that Chin didn't want to have kids and that he hooked up with Angie. Now he has a beautiful gene pool to swim in. If he and Chin had done the deed, it could have been a beady-eyed, long-chinned kid with a low hairline (remember Chin had her hairline raised)--yikes! And the he'd still be stuck with a whiny Chin-as-mother: "I don't wanna take the kid to the park! I wanna make another crappy movie! I have to get my figure back!"--(with a cigarette hanging out of the side of her mouth). Brad, be grateful Nicole Kidman couldn't make Mr. and Mrs. Smith and that Chin signed on to make a bunch of bad films. It's karma.
At Last, 12:06pm, ITA!!
GO YANKEES!
you morons never quit do you?
whatever........let these four people just "be" and live their lives. If Jen is happy with Vince, so be it.......if Brad is happy with Ange so be it......
I don't understand the hatred of Anniston, I really don't. Leave her the hell alone already. Jen wasn't the one who was busted with a nasty x-rated video, she didn't commit adultery...so why all the hating on her? Leave that hatred for Paris or Hohan.
So she wasn't ready for kids....big freaking deal....a lot of people don't want rug-rats or aren't ready for them.....and have the presence of mind NOT to pop out babies like PEZ dispensers in their 20s....and actually live a life first. I applaud Jen for not having kids when she was "supposed to" as if she did.......there would be one more kid going through a divorce as Brad and Jen would have broken up anyhow when Angie and Brad did their movie together.
They need to learn how to comb and style Zahara's hair. Also, she needs some better clothes. Her hair looks patchy and dry. Please get her some better clothes, those look like Maddox's hand me downs. Some of these crazy BAMZ poster must be getting paid to post the EXACT same message on every celebrity blog! I see yet again Brangelina has found a way to MAKE SURE they way photographed!
For God's sake the child is 15 mos old. Some 15 month old children don't even have as much hair as she does. Don't worry about Zahara I'm sure she'll be just fine. And please! Better clothes, are you kidding? Those kids are two of the better dressed children.
Also, a BIG YAWN to the Ansiton/Pitt/Jolie bullshit triangle that people are still trying to draaaaaaaaggggggg out. It's so over.
I think little Z is dressed like her Daddy, in fact they're all dressed alike in khaki, neutral colors. Her clothes are perfectly fine. Her little sandals are adorable.
It is a big bore fest when people constantley bring Aniston into EVERYTHING they do. She's so yesterday. Let her live life with Vaughn. Problem is she's as boring as oatmeal. The only interest in her is when people lump her in with Angelina and Brad otherwise she's got nothing going on. I just saw that Friends with money hasn't even cracked a million bucks. Way to go Aniston fandom
No, Zahara should not be dressed like her Daddy! This sounds a looks ridiculous. Every little girl does not have to wear pink every day but her hair could be styled and combed period. Try some barretts and ribbons. She has enough hair for both. Obviously they do not know how to style her hair! Just face the facts African/Black hair is different and she looks a mess! I am sure one of the African maids who cannot afford to stay at the resort they are pretending to hide at would love an extra pay day and style Zahara's hair.
7:32 You're freak'n crazy. There is nothing wrong with this child's hair. For the love of all things Holy get a clue. People were complaining the other day when the pics came out of them in France before they left that her hair was too long and in an Afro.
Brad and Angelina can dress their children in any DAMN thing they want to. Those children are always immaculate, clean and put together.
fyi...not all maids are Black. Disgusting
god..i must be delusional to post on a story about these two...but for my two cents that is a cute pic of Angie and baby Zahara....
oh..and it doesn't look like little Z has enough hair to style...some kids hair grows in clumps, as it looks like her's is, and there isn't anything worse than putting barretts/clips in a childs hair when they don't really have any
They are a very cute family and so what if Z has a bit of hair. My mom used to tape bows on my bald baby sister and now she has a head full of head. Viva La BAMZ =+1!!!
My mom used to tape bows on my bald baby sister
shearling | 04.15.06 - 9:07 pm | #
That's not a good look for kids!
I have to agree Brad looks like an idiot
It's a goof funny thing he did for his son. The rate this guy hair grows you won't notice it in a week...that is if they get pics of them. Lighten up kids
I heard that her next film will be with Johnny Depp. She has said that she always falls for her leading man! That's pretty much been her track record, so does that mean bye bye Brad, here's Johnny!
Harley Bitch Barbie | 04.14.06 - 11:41 am | #
I read somewhere that when she did that movie with Clive Owen, she tried to come on to him, and he just laughed in her face.
I read somewhere that when she did that movie with Clive Owen, she tried to come on to him, and he just laughed in her face.
vlcupper | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 1:22 am | #
that just shows he has TASTE and knows a bad thing when he sees it coming!
I read that Clive Owen punched Jennifer Aniston in the face when she tried to kiss him...but then he remembered he had to kiss her for the movie. Santa Clause punched her in the face too.
When Aniston ever told that story of how Santa Claus just hauled off and hit her in the face I just about peed my pants. Even better she said he just got up and walked away and no adult responded or went chasing after him. Think about that. Oh Jen, a victim from the start
"she does look happy in last pic... i'm waiting for the monk robes and chanting to begin from Brad"
Tabatha
thank you!!! oh, and Rough Rider, yeah, jen is kinda the victim, but im so sorry, TEAM JOLLIE!!
you know i heard a funny roumer that he still wants to get back with maniston....but....we'll seee.....
He went from being so gorgeous and all the women thinking he was hot - to........well...........a raging doofus idiot nanny, that everybody is laughing at. Poor dumb dude.
All of you idiots who call Aniston names sound mentally unstable! Like she did something to YOU! Idiots!! She's the NORMAL one, and I bet your bottom dollar his mom wishes JEN was the one having the baby (because she still cares for Jen) in good old California, and not in the jungles of Africa. I'm dying to see if his mom and dad fly there when the baby comes, doubt it! Aniston is no beauty, she's sexy and adorable and down to earth, dresses great, the girl next door. Angie is none of those things, she's a frigging Vampire....beautiful as she may be, she's not the norm. We'll see how more of a puppet Brad is when the kid is born, if it's a weird name like Maddox & Zahara, or a name like he's more used to. Time will tell...but this guy for sure, is nothing but a myth, everything Angie wants, dresses, he must follow, and that also, is not normal...they are a match though... Jen is well rid of him. Notice Angie has no girl friends, Jen, tons. Hate Jen all you want, she's America's Sweetheart & you just can't stand it. Brad & Angie seem happy, good for them, I hope they stay in Africa, but they won't, this was just another of Angie's "MUST"...she should for starters start talking to her Dad, he seems and speaks like a normal Dad. And "normal" and Angie, don't mix.
Aw. Look at Angie's face as she's huggin' that kid. Sweet!
All these people who believe Zahara's hair is "clumps" (so insulting) or can not be styled in something better than a obviously uncombed afro with a doorag as a cover DO NOT know anything about African/Black hair. Her hair looks a mess and I can count on my brown fingers the number or White maids in Nambia! Please stop the bullsh$t!
shut up, anon, everyone has the right to their OWN opinions
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