And I'm an idiot tramp!
uhg.
Sounds like a real winner!
where did she get those boobs!!!!!!!
She forgot porn star.
Wait just a minute--this is the woman who said she liked her small breasts! LOOKS LIKE SHE MADE A TRIP TO HOOTER-VILLE!
did she really say 'an artiste' with the accent? now she's french?
Paris the Great. When's the flopbuster movie?
I bet she couldn't spell artiste.
I've always had a great voice. You either have it or you don't. It's something you're born with
are you fucking kidding me??
She kind of looks like Linda Evans circa 1985 in this photo! That's hot.
a slut, a skank, a whore, uneducated and arrogant, untalented and has an std.
MK, why do you torture us with this fucktard? Seriously? Can you get her address and we can all sign a petition that she should jump into a volcano?
a slut, a whore, a skank, an ugly, beak-nosed bitch, a walking case of syphilis, a self-centered ho, a moron, a dolt, a bigfoot...............................
Speaking of actress...how did House of wax do at the box office?? Oh and how is that Razzie you got from that movie?? Good I hope!
Is this chick bipolar?
She's also a delusional idiot slutbag media whore, so she has so many talents (or lack thereof).
And you are a dumb bitch with herpes. Keep your legs crossed! 
She forgot uneducated simpleton riding the coatails of Grandpa's hard work.
All I ask is that someone fucking shoot her. Is it that much? People want to shoot fucking people like JFK and John Lennon but they don't want to shoot her? This is a fucking atrocity. I'm going to buy a gun.
Oh no she didnt
wow.
she's quite a renaissance leech.
I hope she does a duet with K-Fed.
Ugh. I was reading a post at another gossip that said Robert Redford was upset with what his Sundance Film Festival had become because people like Paris were showing up just to be seen and all the swag and not for the films. And I couldn't believe that most of the comments from readers were along the lines of, "Oh, Robert is old. He's just jealous." WTF?
Is it April's Fools?
And yet she makes more money than most of us put together for doing what she does...
cruel world, indeed.
I'll say it again , I love paree , but whaaaaaaaat ?? She is an object and nothing else , she is none of those things , she's an icon for prettiness and nothingness (thats why I love her) but her arrogance is not charming , neither are those new big tits ..eek , but I am not going to change my ideals .. I STILL love Paris
You're a rich girl,
and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it
don't matter anyway
You can rely
on the old man's money
You can rely
on the old man honey
It's a bitch girl
but it's gone too far
'Cause you know
it don't matter anyway
You can say money
but it won't get you too far,
Get you too far
and I have a lazy eye.
At least, she didn't call herself an "author."
an artiste?
holy fuck
Loozer that is great!! Loved that song. Paris is starting to believe her own publicity.
Thamks Loozer, for my fav Hall & Oates song. How fitting.
uhm. given that i've only 'heard' one song she's done.. the birthday song for Heff.. and it made my ears bleed.
saram23 | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:16 am | #
LMAO!....sad but true! just another thing that's wrong with this country!
Oi!
Hahaha, oh paris, youre so funny.
"I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."
She has her own language, cause (more or less) regular people hear:
"I'm the combined power of all STD's kown to man kind, realy bad Porn Star, a cheap Whore, uneducated & i pretend to even know what a book is."
I hope that sooner or later (mostly sooner), some where in her little fairy/fantasy world a f*cking Unicorn stabs her trouhg teh lazy eye.
Loozer, that song will be in my head all day now. it's a good thing. 
she left out the sex tapes.... and a truly good voice requires training. unless you're christina aguilera.
fuck off you no-talent worthless piece of shit!
I had a dream about PAris Hilton last night. I really need to stop looking at all these gossip sites.
is she praying? Sorry Paris - God won't listen to you...you sold your soul for your great voice
I'll say it again. All that f***ing money and this is the best her parents could do!
geneiveve-did she die? I hope she died.
and a deep throat
the only thing she should brand is her own line of bio hazard condoms
She forgot card shark and candy taster.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:27 am | #
seriously did she even have a soul to begin with?!?....reminds me of that movie The Seventh Sign...has anyone check to see if we suffered any earthquakes, plagues or swarms when she was born?
brand? sure. model? whatever. even actress and designer are not entirely off mark. but an artiste? i really think she's gone too far!
Oh please, give me a break. Is that photo-shopped? She isn't that busty, is she? Or did she use a lot of tape?
Yeah, she forgot to mention that fucking lazy eye. Take some of that hard-earned family money and have a plastic surgeon open that shit up. It's our own fault she's famous. The first douchebag that decided to take her picture should be shot.
Artiste, my ass.
She's delusional.
She forgot a few other titles;
whore, tramp, idiot, retard, downey, cunt, disease bank, hiv carrier, gaping wound, slut bag, douche, skank, skeeze, beak-nosed, lazy-eyed mouth-breather, trash...the list really goes on and on.
Her boobs got bigger. Like reallllllly big. She looks like a flotation device.
Did someone get implants? And bitch I heard you sing happy birthday and you suck! You sound like a cat in heat!
Where did those(o)(o)s come from??
sure she's all those things. anything that doesn't require a brain or talent but she can do while laying on her back. and wtf is up with those tiny tits she was so proud of?
The only high C she can hit is Chlamydia.
Like yourself much, bitch?
Somebody fucking kill this bitch. Please, for the love of all that is good in this fucked up world, somebody fucking put a bullet in that empty fucking head.
Wow...I think I must have bought some of that recalled contact cleaner that gives you the eye fungus...I so believe I just read that she...in so many words...called herself talented...I think i need to sue someone.
I had a dream about PAris Hilton last night. I really need to stop looking at all these gossip sites.
Geneiveve | 04.14.06 - 11:27 am | #
I've been having TomKat dreams! Dlisted makes you crazy!
Jealous bitch LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When did those jugs get so big?
They look like A-cup sometimes, then D-cup.
Hmmm, like Britney Spears used to have her ever-changing bust size.
wehateeverybody.com
She forgot Cocksucker.
She knows how to work the red carpet...
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com....php?
d=20060414
WHEN DID SHE GET THOSE BOOBS?
she writes soft core porn for bored housewives...
Somebody send her to Epcot and strap her ass into the Mission: SPACE ride, lock the door and throw away the key. Pronto.
Someone please teach her how to surf the web so she could read what people really think about her.
I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books
Did she forget that people who "write books" are called authors?? I mean, I wouldn't call her one but..damn..dumb bitch
She is by FAR the most annoying cunt on the planet. She makes Britney Spears look like a goddess.
She's definitely a brand... a Hoover.
Her tits are almost as big as Papa Joe's in this pic. Almost.
She's definitely a brand... a Hoover.
pricolatino | 04.14.06 - 12:00 pm | #
deja vu!!!!
No Paris you are white-trash with a silver spoon... you are silver trash!Most parents would be embarassed and disappointed that they breed a "brand" that has no skill but to spend their money and take their clothes off, act stupid, make dumb comments - and call it "artistic".
Can't wait to hear your album.. you idiot bitch..
tim | 04.14.06 - 12:01 pm | #
Dammit, Tim-you beat me to it! hee hee!
Ok - when did she buy those things?!?!?
AND my eye is wonky.... I rule!
Yeah, she's talented at giving head and that's it.
I would love to know what she thinks makes her an ARTISTE? GOD! It must be nice to be that delusional about yourself.
Hahaha
"...and I write books." She is such a simpleton.
UGH. She's delusional!
If I were to ever run into that bitch, which eye do I look at?? The good eye?? My sons day care teacher has a lazy eye and I always wonder if I should look to the eye that wondering to the left or the one that is kinda looking my direction..
Must be nice to have such a high opinion of oneself.
wow what a bohemian...
and she has herpes
Where did those boobs come from? Two days ago, she was saying how she liked being flat chested! WTF?
i think she means
"Herpes, you either have it or you don't"
Looser, I love all your posts. Keep'em coming. That can't be a picture of her, though (unless, it was photoshopped). She is so gross. And to think today's youth idolizes her...Yuck! Forget about Iraq, Aids, global warming, and immigration. This b***h is what is pulling the nation down the tubes.
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 12:27 pm
I like your evil talking ways...You should have a name instead of anonymous!!
She forgot to say that she was a cum-sucking slut. I try not to wish ill will on people but when this skank starts talking like this I just dream that she is chained down to the floor and twenty syphilis-infected Crips are allowed to give her a really good bukkake job.
um, can't someone sue her for false advertising?
i think we all hate her so much because she has this absurd sense of entitlement, but yet has done absolutely nothing with her life except be a dumb slut. seriously, that's not a knock, that's her fucking brand, being a dumb slut...and that she was definently born with.
She also forgot to mention that she is the President and Founder....of her own GD fan club!
Jinxy McDeath | 04.14.06 - 12:42 pm | #
i thought about suing her or her record company when her album comes out for false advertising...you know, as if that BITCH can sing!
Remember when the dumb whore was ragging on people who got boob jobs.
She said, "only people with low self-esteem and ugly faces have plastic surgery to put attention elsewhere"
what about 6 feet of weaves?
she's probably got some push up padding in the dress.
This whore puts the d in dumb. The entire family belongs in a sealed crypt separate from humanity. That should stop future breeding.
Tami she said that??? Ohhh thats kinda of funny considering shes had plastic surgery!!
Where did her boobs come from??? She must have those water boob things in there.
And omg...her voice makes me want to slit my wrists (down the road, not across the street.)
bitch has a bruise on her titty.
Yes KellKell, I remember her saying that last summer. She also said that she was terrified of needles and refuses to get shots. (insert joke here)
I am offically banning myself from reading or looking at anything about Paris Hilton. I figure one person at a time and eventualy she will go away.
she didn't get implants. i don't know what the hell this picture is
Even the flattest woman can have cleavage if the top is tight enough and they are squished together hard enough.
More fakeness. Love the fake contact lenses (pet peeve of mine)as well. She is abhorrent and loathsome.
How much must she hate herself deep down?
She didn't even graduate from high school.
UGH!
"you either have it or you don't"
And she doesn't. well said. go away paris
Referring to her as an author would be like calling Jabba the Hut a sex symbol. The two things should never be in a sentence together!
hate her
Yup...she has to be wearing falsies..
or socks.. I choose the latter.
lets not forget make porn tapes, suck cock, and take it from behind...
You know, if she calls herself a singer then I guess we can expect Bai Ling to get a grammy next year. That horrific event at Hugh Heffner's birthday made me want to permanently gouge my eardrums out.
Hopefully like Narcissus, she'll daze at her reflection in a pool of water and fall into it and drown. She doesn't deserve to breath, let alone make money and be a role model for young girls. Whore!
"i write books"? has she never heard the word "author"?
Hmm... and that all sounds like a BRAND o' bullshiat!
Jackie..um hello..no! She's not that smart!! 
P.S. "artiste??" Bitch, please!
I think there is a little nipple action there... either that or serious bruising
I think that trip to the plastic surgeon's office a couple of months ago won Paris some boobs!
You can get special pills to make your boobs grow bigger- she's taken them, not had a boob job.
Is it necessary to constantly remind Paris she has a stupid STD? Give her a break folks. She's just trying to earn a buck like the rest of us....
on second thought tear into her ass.
She forgot to mention that she is a piece of shit.
i believe SASSY ASS said it ALL!!!'
love you sassy!!!!
I want to hit her in the back of the head with a shovel.
I write the songs that make the whole world sing... I write the songs of love and special things....
I want to hit her in the back of the head with a shovel.
Tatiana | 04.14.06 - 2:21 pm | #
I don't think it will help. Someone will just re-inflate her head with more air.
That or hitting her in the head will just dent it and then she will have it reshaped. Kinda like the liquid metal guy in terminator 2.
This pic has got to be photoshopped....no amount of tape and push up pads could make her mosiquito bite sized boobs look that big (I know from experience cuz I tried to make cleavage with my skeeter bites and didn't come up with anything near that voluptuous)
Are we sure this is a photo of Paris??
thepagonone - I'm not!
She's a Dime Store Hooker...ooops...I mean, 5 Cent Store Hooker. My bad.
An "artiste" of porn and that's IT!
An "artiste" of porn and that's IT!
thezoloftisworking | 04.14.06 - 3:14 pm | #
SO TRUE! Only Paris can make sex with night vision look boring as hell!
Saw this disgusting thing comment from her the other day. That girl is the singlemost self-centered bottlehead out there.
She also forgot to say.."My pussy...it's hot! It's real hot! Once you get in...you'll be hot too!"
jill, page 6 banned paris from their column because even though they invented her, they realized they had made a big mistake.
I don't know why you all have to be haters - you must be jealous and wish that you could...
ok, just kidding.
how the hell did she get boobs out of that flat chest? and i thought she liked being flat? didn't she say that?
"and i have more money than any of you will ever see in your lives"
all i want is your $$$ bitch!
say something nice:
she doesn't suffer from low self-esteem
no comment
Did she get a boob job or a good push up bra because she is flat as hell.
Paris is a big old racist and that's why I will never ever ever like her. Besides that she is a walking STD.
Her tits look like an ass
Filthy, DUMB, Stink PUSSY, Dick breath, Hawk nose, RETARDED, Chlamydia/Warts/Crabs/scabbies infested Pussy, Pornstar wannabe, uneducated, untalented ASSwipe piece of human vermin needs to take her skanky ass back to school! The BITCH needs to stay away from anything shaped like a microphone, unless it's a dick that she's going to suck! The only thing she needs to design is her coffin for when she dies from AIDS!!!
I really think she's just trying to taunt the public with quotes like that. She knows everyone hates her so this is her way of saying 'fuck you.'
Passive aggressive and not a little twisted. It almost makes her more interesting; like she's got depth or something.
(shit. think i'm going 'tom cruise')
SHLOSHA | 04.14.06 - 4:15 pm | #
Girl! Don't hold back - tell us how you really feel.
Brent she doesn't have depth, she just knows how to play it up to the media for publicity.
but I will always hate Paris because she's a racist. I mean why is everyone overlooking that. I would think the public would instantly hate her because of comments she made. But no one seems to care because as long as you have money and cause a big stir people will always be interested in you.
And, luckily there isn't a voice amplifier strong enough in the world that can penetrate her brain to recognize the horror that emotes from that mouth.
All I ask is that someone fucking shoot her. Is it that much? People want to shoot fucking people like JFK and John Lennon but they don't want to shoot her? This is a fucking atrocity. I'm going to buy a gun.
saram23 | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:16 am | #
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN, Harv! Someone help him out with that, I'm afriad he might miss.
syke-O-sis | 04.14.06 - 11:18 am | #
What the fuck is wrong with you, sista?
PLEASE somebody make her stop!!!! I just can't take it anymore!!!!
Apple 04.14.06 - 4:27 pm
No one really cares about her because she doesn't really matter.
That should make you feel better, no?
if your are all that things...me too..
You freak shows are all just jealous of Paris. Seriously. Do you look that good in the morning? Do you make as much money as she does. Nope b/c you guys are all losers.
Brent I would feel a lot better if she got hit by a big yellow bus. LOL.
I LOVE how every day shes like, "I'm working on my CD".
But theres never a CD
God, I fucking hate this bitch!
Sha nay nay put your clammy mouth up to my asshole and make a tight seal. I've got a dribbly wet fart for ya.
Yeah, those aren't her boobs - it's her ass in a really good push-up bra
Also, I'd like her to define the words "model, artiste, actress, and designer" - notice, she didn't have a word to describe people who write books. Paris, they're called "authors", you dolt.
I HATE YOU AND YOUR CRAZY EYE.DIRTY CUNT MUST DIE.......
And bitch I heard you sing happy birthday and you suck! You sound like a cat in heat!
Jackson P Muttley | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:39 am | #
LMAO.
i believe SASSY ASS said it ALL!!!'
love you sassy!!!!
YourJustJEALOUS! | 04.14.06 - 2:18 pm | #
Thanks but there are so many good post about this bitch. Love back to you.
Sha nay nay | 04.14.06 - 4:48 pm | #
How could anyone be jealous of a bitch with herpes and I have plenty of money, thanks to my husband.
i just threw up in my mouth
She forgot to add "I'm a dumbass whore".
Heres an idea.... The next installment of The Simple Life could be about Paris and Nicole being shipped off to Iraq and participating in the war. Maybe they could get the Sunnis and Shiites to make nice. Or they could be blown to bits by a "hot" suicide bomber!
I would pay money to see that!!!
Guess she wasn't born with brains. It's called an "author" you whore
oy fucking vey
"It is something you are born with"
Ummm, kind of like your big ugly bird nose Paris?? And to shay nay na, whatever. STFU, she does not look that "good" in the morning---or evening if you ask most people---her eyes are brown, not blue, the ton of makeup she wears doen not hide her hooked huge nose, lazy eye & square head. All the plastic surgery she has had, and she is still homely please bitch, shut up. I see plenty of women who look better than paris,NATURALLY---Moring and night. Now shut up Kathy your whore daughter is a hag. The money would be cool though. And she does have a good body.
Her pushup bra is working overtime
"ARTISTE"?!?!
OK, I've got a crisp $5 bill and a bucket of extra crispy for anyone who offs this bitch!
shes nothing but a used up tuna douchebagged beaknosed herpes infected dumb bitch.she say thateveryone else loooks old well hunney u look like your mother's sister,if she thinks she looks sexy now only thing that is gonna be attracted to her are flies fo sho
wow, someone got put under the knife.
In your alternate universe.
This is a pic froma couple of months ago. She may have been pregnant at the time......who knows? But they are definitely pushed up big time.
I've decided the reason Paris is always dressed in tanks and spaghetti strap dresses (no matter what the weather) is all the coke she does has her sweating all the time- she'd have major pit stains in longsleeves.
she has bad grammar... o.O
she should do a duet with kfed...
I guess the "artiste" formerly known as Paris is admiring her new twin works?
Funny how she quotes, "I write books".
Honey, people who write books are called AUTHORS, so shouldn't it be, "I'm an author"!
god, i wanna beat this bitch with a bat...she's vile
we need to ignore her so she disappears, attention is what keeps her alive. i truly believe she would kill herself if no one gave a shit about her anymore, so lets work together to achieve this goal!!!
really harsh, i know, but am tipsy
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Paris, before you call yourself a brand/model/artiste/actress/designer or even a 'book writer', at least find out how bad you are at those first.
Honey, you ain't nothing but a HO, with money you never actually earned unless you count the porno.
Talentless revolting trash that needs to be discarded once and for all.
Get rid of this C..t already!
As long as mags and websites keep writing about her and posting her ugly ass photos everywhere, she won't go away.
So let us all turn our backs and ignore her.
Forgetting her is the only way to rid our lives from such filth.
Who are these two? Never seen them!
Ugh... Who is she kidding? The only thing Paris was born with is money.
This whore is so like the fat chick in High School- that was so ugly -she had to have an attitude to survive. And watching her 'snap' and carry on made everyone puke. Carry on , slutshit , we're all laughing at you!
"I've always had a great voice. You either have it or you don't. It's something you're born with. I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."
What she didn't mention was that the "great voice" allegedly occurred during another home movie ass-ramming. "an artiste"...meaning fingerpaints (she still eats the paste). "an actress"...you know, I can watch that part in House of Wax where the flying board goes through her face over and OVER and OVER. "I write books"....yeah, pop-up ones. The kind you can't even sell to children. And speaking of writing.....why "artiste"? Just say artist and be done with it. Aside of occasional head shots (take that for what it's worth), does she even have a REAL job?
She's just looking for her brain; cut her some slack.
"I write books"
Was it this one?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product...glance&
n=283155
"but I will always hate Paris because she's a racist. I mean why is everyone overlooking that. I would think the public would instantly hate her because of comments she made."
Apple, here's why she's not getting backlash.
1. White
2. Blonde
3. Blue-eyed (all three combos are seen as "beautiful", even if you're covered in cellulite, carbunkles and genital warts.
4. Skinny
5. Rich
If that skank looked like Rosie O'Donnell, then the public would hate her.
i feel like i need an std test whenever i hear anything about her
Tut,tut,tut,the illusions of grandeur that ridiculous insect has of herself
leaves me cracking up with the loudest
of loud gales of laughter,next this bacteria will be claiming to have invented the formula for super-glue or
a vaccine for Birdflu.I'd love to see this dustmote be duly injected with small-pox,and have the results televised,all in the most glorious colour,she wants to be famous,well this is the perfect opportunity for her,and I doubt very much if she even knows what small-pox is so as they say,'ignorance is bliss',and for the
rest of us, Paris Hilton's ignorance becomes our bliss.She'll be remembered for nothing,as she does nothing,means nothing,achieved nothing,wasted the opportunities given to her,wasted the money given to her and her equally insignificant
sister (she of the long face and eyes
just too close together)viruses such as these have no place,meaning,worth
and have made no impression,except the scorn and richly deserved ridicule of the world.What will Paris
Hilton think of her life wasted when all her tomorrows have been and gone?
will she ask herself,"What have I made of my life?,who did I touch?,who
did I help?,who did I love?,what good
did I do for people who have far less
than I?"..And the answer will be....
Nothing....No one...Myself...nothing
that at least is what the many not connected to her will conclude,however
for poor Paris Hilton,in her one dimensional mind will still believe just the opposite,and this makes me sad,not only for her,but her entire family...her gravestone will read something akin to this,
Paris Hilton
1981-2050
So Much Promise,
So Much Potential,
What Could Have Been,
What Never Was,
A Life Wasted...
She left out a slut with herpes too!
"Paris the Great. When's the flopbuster movie?"
Tabatha
excellent, tabitha, as well as your pic!!!!
"How could anyone be jealous of a bitch with herpes and I have plenty of money, thanks to my husband."
Sassy Ass
oh, i cant stop laughing!!!!
oh yes, and my 2 cents-- ugh, paris didnt put the H in thats hot! she put the H in HERPES!!!!!! ugh, another taletless whore who couldnt act her way out of a burrito.
PS-- pricolatino, LOVED that link!!!!
keep them comming!!!
*3. Blue-eyed (all three combos are seen as "beautiful", even if you're covered in cellulite, carbunkles and genital warts.*
Her eyes are brown, she wears blue contacts, and her ugly nose and loopy eye really messes her face up.
ugh, please, someone just hold her head under the water until her nasty huge feet stop twitching....and heres a link of my own, from another one of m,y fave sites, the bastardly--
check it, look at her awful feet!!
http://www.bastardly.com/archive...ons-boney-feet/
oh the humanity!!!! (laughing my ASS off!! )
She writes books?
Paris, we already know the alphabet, but well done anyway!
Where did those breasts come from? Is there that much magic in the world of bras?
http://handbags.awardspace.com/b...ca-
handbag.html
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