He needs to get rid of the mam boobs STAT!
...what a turd
oops *man boobs
Actually, I think the shirt is quite fitting. He is a cobra of sorts.
i can't understand what it is about him that has every music producer and studio executive in the country bent over to take it up the wazoo from him and his two untalented hacks. 
This isn't a good friday. I'm stuck at work.
MK, are you done posting for the day? If so, this work day is gonna suck even more.
I'd still do him dirty...I love a man with bigger boobs then me
He looks fat (not that I'm skinny or nothing ) but he LOOKS FAT .. and dirty and the shirt is dirty AAAAAHHHHH its all wrong !!!!!
beer gut and breasticles
TEEEENA | 04.14.06 - 11:23 am | #
did anyone see the pic of him looking at Asslees boobs..he is so gross! its creapy the way he looks at his daughters..if i was the mom i would be worried!
Now I see where his daughters get their boobies..............from him!
MK, are you done posting for the day? If so, this work day is gonna suck even more.
fo sho | 04.14.06 - 11:23 am |
Seriously! i swear I'm going to get fired for not getting anything done though....my motivation levels are in the negative range
breasticles..Tabatha...Holy Shit that was funny..made me spit out my coffee
Happy Happy Hour MK!!! Thanks for the laughs! You're the man!
proving my theory once again, that a trend is out of style once your parents start doing it. (see brad pitt post) kitson is dead to me.
ashlee looks cute...don't hurt me!
Ashlee looks really pretty.
he needs to use some of that money and hire a trainer.
papa j needs a manssiere.
He's a pig.
Why does Ashlee always seem to pose like this? Is she praying her loser father is going to fall in? She always seem to have her hands folded under her chin like that.
oh you're a dead woman now alayna!
Are they at sea world? Maybe Papa Joe wanted to look like Shamu.
The first pic looks like Cameron Diaz about to give a hummer.
Aww, look at little innocent Ashlee... Right. The look on Papa Joe's face is priceless, though.
wehateeverybody.com
Happy Passover!
Happy Easter!
I'm bouncing for the weekend, enjoy, everyone!
MK sweetie: party on!
Happy Easter, MizRo! You lucky bitch (I'm stuck here til 5:30...)
man, i want ashlee to suckle at joe's bitch tits in one of these pitures.
memo to joe: get a mirror!
Have a good weekend MizRo, you lucky bitch!
mizro, you lucky bitch.
(everyone else said it, i was felling left out)
enjoy jesus rising from the ashes after 3 witches shook the chicken feet over a cauldron with eye of newt and lightning bolt of zeus!!
PRAISE HIS NAME!!!!
so if we're all alone with no MK - someone needs to bring up an interesting topic that we can all throw in our 2 cents about! someone with more inspiration than me!
All alone and unsupervised!?!? 
i can't understand what it is about him that has every music producer and studio executive in the country bent over to take it up the wazoo from him and his two untalented hacks.
mpcmike | 04.14.06 - 11:21 am | #
He must give one hell of a blow job...that and he lets them play with his titties.
She's definitely a brand... a Hoover.
Here I go posting in the wrong thread again... thank God it's Friday.
prico, wrong post?
hahahahaha!
*laughing WITH you*
HAPPY FRIDAY!
MK, I'm doing the same ritual! I'll drink one to you!
It could be shaping up to be a long afternoon, kids. 
I feel like a deer in headlights-need something to banter about, quickly.
Ashlee is morphing in to Jessica - and Papa Joe is morphing some tits! ewwww
This is gonna be a long day if we're gonna stretch these few posts for hours... Especially when we've talked so much about Paris and Ashlee that they're slick with spit.
He looks like a pervert. The crew cut, the gut, the man boobs and then that T-shirt. CREEEPPPY...
Did I miss the announcement? MK's gone?
tim: ****cackling****
"Bubble, Bubble,
Toil and trouble.
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
In the poisoned entrails throw...."
Thanks everyone - I hate YOUR bosses!
*KISSES*
I hope we get a better "Caption This" today than the dork with a baseball skull cap. The Paris looking at her titties pic would have been a great one.
"Happy GF!"
Ah I missed that. Where's the coffee?
Ugh, let me know when you find it, meramari... zzzzzz...
Maybe the Moderator can come out to play?
Love ya MizRo!! Have a good weekend!!
did anyone see the pic of him looking at Asslees boobs
Nia
Is there a picture where he's NOT looking at her tits??
This is all the posts for today?? 
Good thing I get off at 1! :D
Curse you ~ohmy~, curse you!!
i'm still holding out hope that our boss lets us off early today
I see Ashley is keeping her boobs covered when her dad is around.
i am having new post withdrawals.
Stoney Baloney-
please... make it quick!
nice buzz chump
Morticia, The Corpse Bride You got to swim with dolphins!! Aww you suck!!
Prico, found some coffee.
Is this Papa's new favorite girl? He has been spending quiet more time with her. He is concocting some evil plan.
Ashlee is the chosen one. She will wed Prince Albert of Monaco!!
Well now we know where Jessica gets her huge boobs from. Looking at Joe it is obviously genetics.
He also likes to wear his shirts two sizes too small as well.
DAMMIT, I SHOULD BE AT THE NUDE BEACH RIGHT NOW!!!
Is he retarded? He looks it. I'm serious.
meramari, i think he's probably punishing jessica because she's gonna lose half her fortune to nick. what good is she to him if she's not bringing home the bacon?
I'm so pissed off! It's fucking Good Friday...the animal clinic I'm in has NO patients and I'm not allowed to go home. My receptionist and my tech are the only one's here. I fucking hate corporations.
Sigh.
So...what the hell are you people up too today?
KeLLKeLL
That was one of the best exerpiences of my life! we got to snorkel with them, and if you dove to the bottom and grabbed some sea grass and held it out in your hand, they would come up to you and take it from you - it was a game they liked to play...they would swim up beside you and rub against you so gently...it was amazing
ok bitches, there're some funny posts over at conversations about famous people, and socialitelife.com is good for news...
I don't care if MK posts again this whole weekend...my office is turning off the phones in 15 minutes and I'm off to shop and drink! Good luck filling your time lovelies!
prettykitty | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 12:43 pm | #
I acually thought the same thing...although I thought that he was punishing Chestica for all the bad publicity she's had recently!
KeLLKeLL | 04.14.06 - 12:13 pm | #
true!
he makes my skin crawl!
i'm surprised more businesses aren't closed today...especially ours since our president is a religious fanatic....at least the traffic wasn't so bad this morning
StoneyBaloney Grrr...Thanks for rubbing it in you sleeze!!!
Have fun, Stoney (hate you... grrr)
In PR it is sacrilegious to work on Good Friday. It's the one day when EVERYONE is catholic, lol, just to get the day off.
If I were still in PR, I'd be home eating pickled swordfish and watching The Ten Commandments, The Story of Ruth, and the Greatest Story Ever Told.
Ah... those were the days.
kats, if you wanna have fun, there's always the brangelina post. it will probably hit a million mark today. the fun is juuuust getting started...
Morticia, The Corpse Bride Ooh..I'm jealous!! That is a cute picture!! Oooh plus I'm going to steal you lil kitty too!!
StoneyBaloney - suck it! Enjoy your alcohol!
I forgot today was a holiday. On my way into work I was like, "Holy Shit! There's no traffic!"
I got in, had one quick castrate on a poodle puppy and my nurse said, "We should be home. It's Good Friday."
No fucking wonder it took half an hour instead of the usual hour to get in.
I want to go home.
Pricolatino:
I'm feelin ya babe. I am on the west coast so my day is just beginning (and I haven't accomplished Sh*t). I feel like crying.
Must be the PMS.
maybe the spawn will be born over the weekend....
Oooh plus I'm going to steal you lil kitty too!!
KeLLKeLL | 04.14.06 - 12:53 pm |
That's my Honeybun!! She's a little bitch, but i luv her!
yah, i need to get off work so i can go make up with my fiance. I picked a fight last night, and when he hung up on me i turned my phone off so he couldn't call back. he's pretty pissed. jeez - i can be such a bitch.
I'm out bitches! Time to party and shop like a Hilton!!! 
Yah but he hung up on you!! I would of done the same thing!!
bye StoneyBaloney Have a great weekend!!
kellkell, everytime i see your avatar, i want crack. it's so weird...
Have a good weekend StoneyBaloney! Buy me somthing nice?
prettykitty | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 12:43 pm | #
You are sooo right. He is ignoring her and that's probably the worst punishment for Jessica. Ashlee is probably surprised he is paying attention to her for a change. Oh...Oh... MMMMMOOOOMMMMMMM!
Have a great weekend everyone. I forgot I am my own boss. Everyone can go home now. Bye.
I have another pic of Tyrone putting crack rocks on a peanut butter sandwich...but thats for later!!
meramari, you're right. what the hell am i doing in front of a computer today? it's good freakin' friday! have a great weekend y'all!
ps am i imagining it or is that j-lo with them?
meramari | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 1:23 pm |
Since you're a boss, can you let me go home? Eh, too bad it doesn't work that way! Have a good weekend!
Damn Fo sho...our bosses hate us..
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY PUSH THESE DUMBASSES OVERBOARD, why wont anyone push them
KeLLKeLL - they do. Think we'll be the last 2 here at Dlisted at the end of the day?
I'm still pretending to toil away. Better go take a smoke break.
I just had fried rice with ham and pork on Good Friday. I'm going to heeeelllll!!!!!
I just had fried rice with ham and pork on Good Friday. I'm going to heeeelllll!!!!!
Happy Good Friday, MK! Papa Joe is most definitely a major tool!
Damn double posts... now I'm going to hell twice.
fo sho I can bet money on it.. SONOFABITCH!! my damn boss just left and says to me "I'm going to take my lunch. It's going to be longer than normal because I'm going to church." I wanted to tell him.. Well thanks for letting me know, my ass will be here longer!!
pricolatino..yes you will, and once you get there, Parasite wil take your soul!!
That facial scruff combined with that cobra t-shirt makes him look predatory.
i would hate-fuck joe simpson.
head banging against headboard.
daughters dutifully video-taping for his reality tv show.
ryan cabrera hanging, rotting in the closet.
I NEED NEW posts!!!
fucking boss...he's not even Catholic and he's going to church
If I cross myself real quicklike can I go home.
tim | 04.14.06 - 1:56 pm | #
I love you.
I hate this tool for spilling his seed twice and bringing those untalented whores into the world! And how come it is we never see the mother/wife? Weird. I think ASSlee has had some plastic surgery -- she almost *gasp* looks vaguely better.
Oh Fo Sho if you left me, I will cry!!
KeLLKeLL - I'm still here with you. Just actually doing some work.
I wonder if that is what he wears when he goes down to the book stores in the valley to have sex with dudes.
Ouch...I feel your pain...
what other ministers wear ED HARDY?
I know KeLLKeLL, this is what no new postings does to me.
fo sho and KeLLKeLL
yall aren't alone...I'm still here...being silent in my misery. i'm actually doing some work too and it's awful!!
It looks like he is thinking out a plan to "off" Nick.
Ashlee just looks happy that she doesn't have to dress like the ugly sister anymore.
Morticia! *hugs*
Morticia, The Corpse Bride...not to rub your pain in..but yeay!! I thought you left!!
Fo Sho..I have work to do too..but since the boss is gone...screw it..
Morticia..you threw up on a guy?? May I ask for details??
i just found out i live on the same street that john wayne gacy did!
it's a long street, but...isn't that awesome/creepy?
the similarities between mr. gacy and i continue...
what other similarities do you have with Johnny or is that it??
well, maybe i should list what i DON'T have in common with john wayne gacy...that list would be way shorter.
i don't have grey hair.
(end of list)
Morticia..you threw up on a guy?? May I ask for details??
KeLLKeLL
how funny. oh man - I was in the coast guard for about five years, and for a couple of those years i was stationed in Key West. a lot of our missions were related to smugglers running cubans over - and it was often our job to try and intercept b4 they hit land...and those smugglers make bank so they drive some fastass boats...ANYWAY - one day the seas were really fuckin choppy and the swells were about 6', which isn't bad except when it's choppy it's like a washing machine. so one of these smuggling boats had run out of gas and we had to go out and tow them in. they were about 30 miles offshore, and in those seas it took us HOURS to get out there. so we get on/scene and hook their boat to ours so we can tow it in and now we're going even slower...like 5 knots or some crazy shit. anyway, i went down into the lower cabin to lay down b/c i wasn't feeling well and i thought that would make me feel better. one of the guys came down there too and laid on the floor below me to take a nap. so all the sudden that cold rush comes over me and i KNEW i was going to hurl. i sat up as quick as i could - trying to get outside ...i put my hand over my mouth and totally spewed everywhere. it was like the fuckin exorcist. anyway - the guy on the floor...he was COVERED in my vomit. he just looked at me and said "are you okay" but said it between his teeth ... it was sweet b/c he was making sure i was alright - but was in absolute disgust, of course. so of course, i never lived that shit down - and when we got back to the station like 6 hours later i was covered in dried vomit and salt and spent several more hours cleaning up my puke mess. that poor guy never stopped teasing me for that - but at least he forgave me!
sorry that was so long!!
clown suits crowding my closets and dead bodies stinking up my apartment.
sometimes i want to crawl inside your head and eat my way out, mommy!
*snaps back*
...uhhh...sorry...what was your question, again, kellkell?
tim I KNEW I recognized your style from somewhere!!!
Morticia WAY funny story!
when's my new "Die Tom, Die" gravatar gonna show up?
Is this a Simpson family event? That chick in blue, to Papa Joe's right, has to be a relative -- she has that same hideous witch chin ASSlee has!
Tim, are you on the Northwest side? Yeah, those are Gacy's old stomping grounds. Didn't they tear down his house/burial ground years ago?
morticia, that story made me hungry for fish 'n' chips!
i have never puked on anyone else. i have wanted to before, though.
i have never puked on anyone else. i have wanted to before, though.
tim | 04.14.06 - 2:47 pm |
it's quite a liberating experience.
...and it's pretty fucking cool/creepy that you live on the same street as Gacy. He was one of the more interesting serial killers b/c he was so involved in his community and family. He would have cookouts in his backyard with bodies decomposing in his basement. he got off on that shit...it's pretty fascinating
moist as a snack cake, i'm in west andersonville. gacy, apparently, lived on summerdale, which i am also on.
i wouldn't think his house would still be standing. he killed 27 young boys.
are you in chicago?
uh...i don't know why that came up anonymous
um..is this me?
thanks Scout! it's pretty funny looking back...
Does throwing up in your bed amidst drunk spins count if your bedmate rolls into it????
Oh my lawd!! Poor guy!! I give that story 2 thumbs up 
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 2:50 pm | # , yeah, i was reading about him today, since there were no new posts on dlisted.
so, apparently i rank tom cruise and john wayne gacy at the same level of dangerous, murderous fascination.
Ahh, Morticia, that made me happy that I'm still at work!!
Papa Joe has always thought he was a bit of a Simon Cowell so now he is wearing the tight black shirts to show off his titties just like Simon.
Ahh, Morticia, that made me happy that I'm still at work!!
KeLLKeLL
glad i could help!!
thepaganone | 04.14.06 - 2:56 pm | #
Simon might have some little moobs, but thankfully not the bowling ball gut that PJ is rockin'.
Morticia you have a very interesting life...swimming with dolphins.. puking on people...damn..my life sucks balls.
WTF?! why do i keep coming up anonymous??
Morticia - GREAT story! The only thing that would make it better is if you ended up married to him!
Damn...he could practically fist Asslee with those man boobs of his. Jesus, he freaks me out.
LA - that's true...but this past New Years Eve was even worse for my poor fiance...a drunken stupor, dress flapping wide open in the wind as i run down the street in downtown and trip and fall right in front of a cop at which point i realize i busted my two front teeth (thank goodness for cosmetic dentistry). he's still around, so i knew he was a keeper!
OH MY GOD!! Damn!! My life is BORING!! Thanks Morticia, Thanks!!
Dang, looks like I missed out on some good stuff. Lemme catch up on the posts.
What's so good about Good Friday when you have to work?!?...and MK left us with the Simpletons, Parasite, Mangelina, LoHo, TomKat and the Trannies aka PCD!....
Papa Joe?
He looks like some dude just outta prison looking for underage girls to 'groom'.
Damien Tilden, who is your avatar, and does he want to visit the stret that john wayne gacy lived on?
he's foxy.
nia | 04.14.06 - 3:15 pm |
I know, nia! I guess MK was nice enough to leaves us some crumbs though.
New CT contest---kill it, Tim!
tim | 04.14.06 - 3:16 pm | #
that's a pic of Damien...go visit his webpage..it's HOT!
Go on Damiens website Tim - you'll never be the same
damien...i just came.
"suck it fag."
Mother of pearl, when is my damn boss getting back?? I will cut a bitch up if I have to!
brent! that is the best avatar ever!!
brent! that is the best avatar ever!!
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 3:22 pm | #
that was me.
fo sho | 04.14.06 - 3:20 pm | #
I guess so....im not feeling very charitable since my boss just breezed by me saying she's going to be out for a while cause she has a meeting...when i KNOW she's going to lunch and then shopping with her friends!...
KeLLKeLL | 04.14.06 - 3:22 pm | #
...i feel your pain!
Morticia - Why thank you, you engaged, snorkeling puker you!
For real Nia...my boss has been at "chruch" for 2 hours now. I know the services aren't that long... He's probably eating at Reb Lobster or something...
He's gotten fat. Man boobs. ew.
Finally he's back...he didn't go to Red Lobster...but he did get nachos, that bitch!
KeLLKeLL | 04.14.06 - 3:49 pm |
he didn't even bring you any?! a two hour lunch to go get nachos?! sheeeiiit...he was hookin up in some sleazy hour motel!
Actually Good Friday is a pretty sad day. christ was crucified and everything ya know...just sayin.
KeLLKeLL | 04.14.06 - 3:49 pm | #
and he didn't bring you anything back?!?! what an ASS!
i was sure to let my boss know that if she was going shoping that she needed to bring me back something..i do the work of 5 people, at least, and she knows it!...plus im not happy to be working on a holiday!..not that i'd be at church but still....
Actually Good Friday is a pretty sad day. christ was crucified and everything ya know...just sayin.
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 3:56 pm |
i've thought about that ...which is why I haven't said "Happy" Good Friday...it just seems odd.
Sorry that should be a capital C, if I'm gonna make a point better do it right!
Hi everyone! Just got back from the zoo with the family (okay, that is enough family time for me for the rest of the day!). Morticia, Happy Good Friday DOES sound weird, so I will just say, I hope everyone has a Happy Easter, or a Happy Passover, or just a Happy Weekend!
Oh, and papa Joe is totally gross.
Tim, yeah Gazy was a creep. When the cops finally came to his house to investigate, they said he was very cheerful and proudly led them into his basement to show off the bodies.
You know if he BBQ'd the body parts it'd give a whole new meaning to "smoking a fag"
hey Bean! good to see ya - it's been a little slow today so you haven't missed a whole helluva lot. Just us here bitchin cuz we're at work
those are some way large melons.
He's there to point out the barrier reef or the Antarctic.. of which ever the way they are facing..
No, he didn't bring anything back.. its typical... I got him something for boss's day (you know, to suck up to him) and he didn't do shit for administrative day (which I'm not a secretary, but I am his "assistant") ...A new stapler would be nice.. you know, a stapler that works, but I guess thats too much to ask...
Actually Good Friday is a pretty sad day. christ was crucified and everything ya know...just sayin.
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 3:56 pm
Thats why I think we shouldn't be here...
Sadly, I would probably hit it.
KeLLKeLL | 04.14.06 - 4:27 pm | #
..about the stapler thing..why is it that i can relate?!...my boss' favorite thing to do, besides torment me, is to borrow (aka steal) things off my desk...and then replace them with cheap ass substitutes!
Nia-shut the hell up. Man boobs are hot.
Kellkell...get a life. Is this what you get paid to do at work?
Thanks for the kudos!
Ahhh I know!! One time I bought these pens to use work and the owner of the business stole them!! He only comes in once a month but he steals my shit..it pisses me off more because he doesn't even know my name but he knows everyone elses...so its not like we're pals or anything..and I KNOW he has money because he owns the business, he can buy these pens himself...
Damien...where did you scam that picture from? You probably have man boobs yourself and an ass crack that hangs out of your jeans
Kellkell...get a life. Is this what you get paid to do at work?
Sha nay nay
Yes, I do get paid to do this at work..thanks..
Kell, kell, get back to the hamburger stand you stupid ass.
Sha nay nay - lay the fuck off. It's Friday and we're all in here scamming together - you included obviously. So either join in and contribute something entertaining or shut the fuck up.
Really Sha nay nay?? You try to insult me with that pathetic response and say I need to get a life?? What a great way to let your true "intelligence" shine through.
Morticia, mi amiga, I'm sorry to leave ya, but I finally get to go home!! Have a great weekend!!
Bye Fo Sho if your still around too...and to all of my lovies!!
peace out! i'm gone in a few too!
Sha nay nay shut the fuck up and lick my scaly putrid choad. The warts on your tongue will make it feel good.
Have a good weekend, KeLLKeLL and Morticia, ya lucky bitches!
I'm sure Joe and A. are sharing the same hotel room--and everything else--on this trip. Ew.
Sha nay nay shut the fuck up and lick my scaly putrid choad. The warts on your tongue will make it feel good.
tina | 04.14.06 - 5:15 pm | #
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this is pure poetry!!!
i love this website!!
Sha nay nay | 04.14.06 - 4:53 pm | #
Have a great Easter, bitch!
Hey, Damien.
May Sha nay nay get rotten eggs in his/her/its Easter basket! Damien, I hope you get WHATEVER you want in yours (as well as all my other hot Dlisted fanatics!).
this guy irks the shit outta me...he tries to be so 'hip and cool', but always ends up looking like a douche, a child-molesting douche...
i still don't feel bad for asslee, tho, bitch is still fug no matter how much work she gets done
Tim, hi! Yeah, born in Chicago, but I be in the western 'burbs now. I recall a long time ago someone wanting to build a house on the site of Gacy's old house. I don't think the plan went through (for obvious reasons). I still remember when all that shit went down -- I was a young teenager and horrified by the whole thing.
TGIF MK!!
I can't STAND this guy. He looks like a creepy molester. Blech.
Hay Papa Joe, big moobs you've got thar!
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