first!
She's gotta be having twins
she's HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xl pillow
Yeah damn maybe shes having twins...
Katie, bust that damn kid out already. We really need to see if nut job Tommy is the baby daddy or not.
I hate to say it but she looks pregnant for real here and I am beginning to wonder if the twin rumors are true, my cousin who had twins looked like this
Her baby is most likely a toddler by now.
Im gonna laugh if the kid comes out black cause there was a mix up at the sperm bank.
Walking can bring on labor I wonder if she trying to have the kid on Easter, wouldn't that be a kick in the ass for Mr. Scientology
Aliens have long infestation periods
At this rate, Angelina's baby will be in first grade and Katie still won't have given birth.
HOLY SHIT! That woman is HUGE! She must have a body pillow stuffed in there! Love the pic of her with the boot. The look on her face is priceless. She must look like that all the time. And what is up with the apron????
i like how they send the decoy out shopping so that they can sneak off in their spaceship to pick up the baby from the alien surrogate.
You know that baby ain't coming out until MI3 opens
For being pregnant she sure didn't get any boobs.
She looks like a German house frau.
she looks preggers here...that's it, she really is carrying an alien, a shape-changing one at that (those are pregnant arms if ever I saw them).
I think her relatives in the midwest must be sending her maternity clothes. For a girl that shops everyday, she has made some really bad fashion choices.
chin up, katie........hard enough being pregnant without me making another stupid comment.
Her face looks so sad and lost. But at least she gets to hang out at Barney's, not Wal Mart.
Wow, she wore the pillow AND the pillowcase to Barney's? I'm surprised they didn't chase her out of there with pitchforks and torches.
Her boobs are way bigger if you look at before picture.
Did the kid ride back up in her belly or something? The pics the other day the thing was way low. Man, she must have a cavernous uterus for as much moving around as that "kid" is doing.
I feel sorry for her in these pics. She looks exhausted and lonely and totally lost. Not to mention exasperated.
Seriously, gaining 75 pounds in the past seven days would take its toll on me, too.
is there a Scientology maternity line? She has dressed as bad as Britney!!!
And no sane pregnant woman "weeks" from delivery buys new shoes. You're at least one size bigger if not two.
Is she drinking a double mocha latte frappuccino? I'm so gonna smack a bitch up...
DAMN WHEN IS THIS BITCH POPPIN!
Who has the timeline info/pictures on her?
Wasn't she 10 weeks pregnant last October?
This is a mighty long gestational period for the average woman.
Her water's gonna break at Barney's...
If I had money, I'd have the stuff delivered to my house and I'd try it on and choose there. If the doctor told her to walk, go walk around the cult compound.
What the hell kind of "Swiss Miss" outfit is that? And she's effing huge! Is that a couch cushion stuffed up in there? 
If I were Katie, and I could not have any drugs or say anything during the birth, I would keep that thing inside me as long as possible!
saw a commercial for MI:3, it opens may 5th...i really think thats when katie will either:
a)give birth, or
b)have a horrible miscarriage or a stillbirth, cuz thats even better pr
its either twins or a fluffier pillow 
She's been drinking those starbucks things since day one. You know that kid will come out tweaked to the gills. "noooooo, katie. No drugs during labor. Bad!!!! Caffeine during pregnancy? Yeah sure."
them's some saggy boobs...
britney never did and still dont look this good
That bitch is big! Maybe they should induce? Or is that not the status quo among cult members?
where's the engagement ring? She looks just thrilled to death...
Watch her deliver right before MI3 and she has twins! It will be the perfect publicity ploy! She comes out of the house looking fresh as a daisy, Tom gleaming and presenting his new set of twins!
Tonight Cruise is on Primetime or some shit like that. Anyway, he tells Diane Sawyer that he and Katie's parents get along and that they're happy for their daughter. My very good source says "hell no." Katie's parent's are ever so disappointed in their little girl.
No surprise there but I'm still trying to find out if Katie actually signed a contract with TC.
That's a cute dress!
shes facking HUGE! pregnant people should really hide
She has the right to look as shitty as she wants when she's that pregnant. She's gotta be in pain all the time. Geez.
scout, I was thinking the same thing, them boobs are a saggin!
If her parents are devout Catholics, then I'm sure they are not pleased. Of course he is going to sit there and say they are happy. Damn, I was gonna go to a movie tonight but now I'm thinking this shit is gonna be way hot!
Thats one ugly dress. Is it me or is that a built-in apron?
God, I really wish Nic would do some tell all or something. I am dying to know what goes on in his house!!!!
Someone needs to spill the beans on TC, I wish that Nicole would crack too, Pookie! Katie dear, forget the boots, grab a pair of Nikes and make a run for it!
ok, i believe she's pregs now...look at her arms...she's gotta be having twins.
i'm suspicious because hasn't she been pregnant for like 11 months? seriously count it out folks.
also, isn't sorta well known that TC can't have children, so that's why he and Nicole adopted? rumor was that's why they divorced. he found out nicole was pregnant then had miscarried and so he dumped her because he knew it couldn't be his.
so whose fetus is it? my money is on XENU.
Ted hinted at twins earlier this week, a boy and a girl.
WTF is she wearing? That apron haus-frau look is NOT working for her. And trying on shoes when you're feet are that swollen? WTF?
she needs to be shopping for a GOOD SUPPORT BRA.
What hugely pregnant, puffy, bloated woman would shop for heels and fashion boots?
I had heard somewhere that Nic found out that Tom was gay and that she wouldn't convert to scientology and that she wanted kids but since he's gay that wasn't possible. AHHAAHAHA! It's such a scandal! She must have signed some iron clad confidentiality agreement that holds her silent until death or something. DAMN!!!!!
WTF is she wearing??
When she stole my pillow, I think she stole the sheets off my bed, too.
I thought of a perfect name for baby: 100% Goosedown if it's a girl, Standard Hypoallergenic if it's a boy.
I'm with Ruby on this. There's NO WAY Katie's parents are happy with all this. Just remember when you watch Tom's interview tonight-- he's a professional actor. The man LIES!
?? WTF ?? She's STILL pregnant??
They have decaf frappacinos. Also a little caff is not necessarily bad.
Sheesh...
was it on here that I read that it's a rumor that she's actually knocked up with Chris Klein's baby and that Tom told her if she pretended to be with him that he would make her a star. But, that she actually could have delivered a couple months back and that they are just carrying this on to make it look like his baby????? Was that here?
she looks tired and pissed off, which exactly how i feel about tom cruise...how i loathe him.
Where the eff did she get her dress? Old Mother Hubbard's garage sale? ...and ditch the red shoes permanently!
I just saw a preview of TC's interview. He's gonna talk about the silent birth, the sonogarm (sp?) machine, and Katie even sends him a message on his blackberry during the interview.
My fear is that Diane Sawyer is basically gonna throw softball questions at him. Too bad John Stewart isn't doing the interview.
That dress probably wouldn't be so heinous if it didn't come with an apron built in.
oh yeah she is 9 and a half months pregnant shoe shopping?Honey,stop trying to waste time and get the paps to follow you.She has become totally lame.She wont have any say-so with her kid.Look at Nicole.
now he's got her in a damn apron.....
what's next pearls and high heels?
I'm sure he gave her a list of "acceptable" questions. Diane has no balls anyways. She's like Barbara Walters. Always has to be polite and delicate. Jon Stewart would ROCK if he interviewed that maniac! AHAHAHAH!
You know Tom's got her ass stuck in the kitchen, wearing a dress that has an apron in the front AND the back!
Yeah My Pookie that's the conspiracy theory we're rockin' here.
Yeah, I did some of my best shoe shopping while pregnant. I found it's also a really good time for belt shopping. PU-fuckin'-LEASE!
Icky dress. Get back into the kitchen Mrs Cleaver. And I'm with you guys, who shops for shoes while pregnant? My feet were so swollen I would have been hostile had anyone even suggested it.
@MJF LOL! No shit
So Connor and Isabella must be hanging out in the prop closet. When does Katie join them?
She better click those red shoes together and see if they'll take her the f*ck out of this nightmare she's in.
Holy shitoles, she's a whale! Right before I gave birth I couldn't even fit into my socks, and this bitch is looking at HEELS? What kind of vitamins does that dwarf have her on anyway?
PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
IT is SUCH a GD PILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT LOOKS SO FAKE, I COULD DIE!!!!!!!
Wow, that is ridiculous.
It was made public awhile back that Tom Curse has the sperm count (total) of ONE, therefore, my buck is on Xenu as the real father.
I was hoping she would deliver on 06/06/06, but turns out that date is only when the remake of the "OMEN" comes out. DAMN!
My God, the woman has the gestation period of an elephant. You would think, with such a long ass pregnancy, someone would have bought her some decent maternity clothes. But I think the pregnant housewife in an apron look is good for her. Now if only she were barefoot....
I might watch the interview, but I agree it will be all softball questions. I wish Ali G. were interviewing him...that'd be some funny shit.
PS - 25$ says her "water breaks" at the MI3 Hollywood premiere. Any takers?
Didn't she announce her pregnancy last June? I swear they announced that she was pregnant last June - so that would put her at 10 months. I guess that clears up any confusion...or wait, maybe that makes it an alien?
She's a floating device.
I think her breast are pillows too.
I agree with above. Who buys shoes at this stage in pregnancy? Jeez I was wearing my husbands shoes with the laces taken out at this stage, bet she's still got her ring on as well. Hell most pregannt women can't cut their own toenails and here she is bent over trying on shoes! Joke!
My mother said how come a preggo with a bump like that can walk such a big step.
sorry but NORMAL ppl get induced (Sp?) when theyre over 9months ... no doctor would let someone go over this much in a "regular" pregnancy!!!
*thinking* im with betty on this one ... didnt they announce the pregnancy in JUNE? which makes her 10-11months pregnant?
All KH does is shop at pricey stores that have big, camera-friendly windows. Wonder why? He must give her a platinum card and tells her she can spend LOTS as long as she gets within lens range. And she's never WITH anyone--it's always just walking or shopping by herself or with the Little Douchebag.
'k I'm thinking it ain't a pillow at this point. NO ONE would pick one that big.
But, danni, 40 weeks (9 months) is an AVERAGE of when people deliver a full term baby, not an end date. NORMAL can range from 36-44 weeks. Personally, I totally respect her for not inducing if she is past her due date.
Little Napoleaon would never let a doctor come near her, much less induce her labor. Hell, that little Xenu Jr. will be in there for another 18 years, if it is the will of Xenu.......freaky nutcases.
seriously, is she like in giraffe gestation? she either had that baby way back, or it's been a fake the whole time and they adopted a hidden newborn from Shenyang!!
She's definetly pregnant. Check out those cankles.
Shes shopping for heels for the tiny Tom....he likes em to be 4-6 inches
Ignoring the pregnancy thing.. WTF is she WEARING?!?
still no hand lovingly caressing the belly...
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 7:33 pm | #
NV, HOT avatar.
gabs | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 8:23 pm | #
Giraffe gestation??? HILARIOUS.
They announced she was pregnant Oct 5th... so assuming she was four weeks at the time, she could have it as late as June.
http://movies.about.com/od/
cruis...omkat100505.htm
Her arms and legs are thicker and her titties are bigger and drooping. What else does she have to do to prove she's preggers? Start growing thick chin hairs?
She's has - no, is with - so much money that she can follow her 'I deserve it' mood & buy shoes whenever she wants without later feeling bad about having wasted the light bill $$.
Sorry, but I am still not convinced there's anything in there other than an NBA approved basketball. Every week she looks completely different. And the arms, face and chest change at varying intervals. I've never seen any woman look like this during pregnancy. WTF on the Swiss Miss outfit and who can even think about trying on boots when they are 47 months pregnant? This is going to be a feature on the Sci Fi challen.
so why didn't tom put a basket ball to nicole kidman back in the day?
back in the days, sorry
Tommy boy needs massive PR, much more than an adopted kid will provide. A real live basketball with is DNA is more interesting.
this whole thing is just totally creepy. I've never seen a pregnant woman act this oddly.I mean Gwyneth got preggo after her and her kid is 2 days old already.
that is seriously a katie holmes double. she was way skinnier in the pic last week.
Ignoring the pregnancy thing.. WTF is she WEARING?!?
RazzleDazzleME | 04.14.06 - 8:24 pm | #
Why is everyone ragging on her dress? At nine months of pregnancy, NOTHING fits, not even maternity wear, and honestly, the most comfortable thing is either an oversized shirt or a big dress like Katie is wearing. Cut her some slack. What, is she supposed to wear jeans and a tube top?
Hey, I just noticed something in the pictures. All the shoes she's looking at have heels. Tom's ego requires her to wear flats, could it be that Little Katie is starting to rebel against the brain-washing?
I think, assuming she really is pregnant, it was a sperm donor. Tom's PR machine had to know his public image was tanking after Oprah, the Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer comments. He already had adopted kids, why not go for a home-grown one? And I do believe he could get it up enough to actually impregnate her (if he looked at enough gay porn first), but perhaps those low sperm-count rumors were true, and that's why NK never gave birth. I put nothing past him--he calculated every step of this fiasco.
What kind of man is Tom Cruise? His soon to be wife is JUST ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR CHILD and he's not even there to support Katie! He's got Katie all alone. This young lady looks exhausted and tired. I still think that Cruise paid Katie to have his baby. I also think Cruise is a homo.
Doesn't she have any friends to go shopping with? She looks lonely and sad.
IF SHE DROPS THAT KID ON GOOD FRIDAY THE WORLD WILL END*
*and i'm not even religious
His interview with Diane Sawyer is about to start.
His interview with Diane Sawyer is about to start.
meramari | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 9:07 pm | #
Hey, Mer. I am taping it right now and can't wait to watch it!!
Are you guys watching this shit?! He is lying thru his teeth about everything!!!
I am waching it as I read and write. It is quiet at home right now. You know Sassy, the calm before the storm but I can smell them (kids) coming.
he is so fucking creepy. the holmes family must have loved that quick dismissal of no catholic baptism.
Ruby, is he always so red? He seems to be blushing the way I do when I am uncomfortable. Have you noticed the color comes and goes? All blood to the head???
HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH!
Hands down she is the weirdest pregnant woman I have ever seen. Literally.
I think that smile is his defense mechanism. The longer he holds it the more time he has to either calm down and not bitch slap Diane or come up with a lie.
meramari | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 9:22 pm | #
At first I thought it was my tv and then it came to me that he's changing colors because he's freakin lying. That man officially gives me the creeps.
LIAR, LIAR pants on fire........
yes, twins. i agree. I had twins so I know what I'm talking about. I was huge!! I bet she pops 2 out.
She's pregnant, I actually believe it now...but she needs to give fucking birth already!
Well, he believes it. I don't think Diane bought it.
My online degree in Psychiatry gives me the ability to diagnose TC as nuttier than a fruitcake.
Fake Pregnancy!!!!! Prosthetic. As of the day they came out and announced she is pregnant, she would be just about 11 1/2 months along. Trying to save his career.
I just watched Primetime...what a fucking piece of shit Tom is.
God damn...
I like how he said he loved answering questions about scientology, then the first question asked to him about it.....he responds, "read a book about it".
I'm on the West coast. Is it worth watching at all?
We saw of picture of both Angie and Katie today ...Enough said.
Oakraiderfan,
Its worth it only if you need any more evidence that TC is batshit crazy.
she kind of looks like maggie gyllenho.
He was squirming in his chair when asked if the baby was his!!!!!!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was squirming in his chair when asked if the baby was his!!!!!!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 9:50 pm | #
He was hemming and hawwing his way around that wet paper bag; asshat still didn't answer the question.
Did anyone else catch how, at one point, TC said "she" when referring to the pillow...er...fetus?
I too loved the "I'm ready to answer any questions about Scientology!!!" followed by the "Let me recommend some books..."
He wasn't joking about the placenta eating, by the way.
And the creepy laugh when Diane asked him if he was an "O.T.C. 7," followed by him saying that it was "nice" to hear Diane say that.
Hey Tom! Why not just tell Diane that she's got a purty mouth on her, and then hog rape her in front of the cameras? Oh, wait...that would require an erection...
Finally, the ABSOLUTE BULL SHIT when he said that he had no idea about the 'South Park' episode...sure thing, Tom, sure thing. I'm buying it...not.
women who are about to give birth don't go shoe shopping! Your feet are so swollen before the birth!
I can't believe she didn't ask him if he was gay!
I know no one is going to read this post as it's so late, but I think this whole situation is horrible. They met and three months later she is pregnant? This is just too strange. Considering his background and hers...Unless she is totally overwelmed and overcome by his freaky "religion" this poor child needs to be saved. Maybe Angelina will come and save the tiny tot. Yes, yes...please let the Jolie-Pitts take this "alien" into their family and make it their own. And then Katie can run away from Crazy Cruise and (maybe) resume her career which I think will begin on South Park. Oh, you have to be a cartoon character to be on South Park? Um, I think, she's already a cartoon character...Sorry, Katie, you hooked up with a freak and now you have to suffer the consquences! Life is a Bitch, isn't?
Question about South Park? Tom's reaction = Scout's avatar
nuts | 04.14.06 - 9:41 pm | #
He said read a book about it at least three times. Even after Diane Sawyer told him she had, he tells hers to read this other book.
He actually believes and needs to believe all this because of his low self esteem even though he cannot explain it. He is on top of this obscure world of Scientology. He is an important person. If there is one shift, it all crumbles.
After seeing him tonight, I realize how fragile his ego and identity are. We criticize other celebrities for sleeping around, drugging up and acting up in order to feel better about themselves. In Tom Cruises case it is his belief that Scientology has given him the "tools" to be superior than he believed he was.
Twins..like two twin pillows?
Why is everyone ragging on her dress? At nine months of pregnancy, NOTHING fits, not even maternity wear, and honestly, the most comfortable thing is either an oversized shirt or a big dress like Katie is wearing. Cut her some slack. What, is she supposed to wear jeans and a tube top?
Dandelion | 04.14.06 - 8:56 pm | #
#1) Someone of her celebrity can afford a stylist. Jennifer Garner is a great example of a mom to be who dressed simply and still looked nice. Britney is an example of a ho-version of pregnancy via tube top and jeans
#2) The dress is fug whether you're nine months pregnant or not. Wear a mumu vs the eyelet prairie look that should have been left back in the 1800s.
#3)Because we love to rag on celebrities. 
He IS a tool. The Tiny Tool.
Liar Liar face on fire!
he is GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!
But I also heard that Kidman can't get pregnant b/c of anorexia for years.
Why don't any of the paparazzi just yell out "Hey Katie! Why don't you come out and tell us that you're not pregnant?! Better yet, is Tom gay?"
I bet she will have triplets right on the red carpet at the opening of MI3. This is Tom's biggest P.R. stunt yet.
And another thing...seriously, didn't she start showing or they announced a pregnancy in June of last year? I remember something like that, because the rumor mill had the kid pegged as Chris Klein's. He and Katie and just broken up, and the timing for it being his kid made sense.
Am I dreaming?
GD Aliens are taking over the GD world!
I have had quite enough of this crap. Let's see if it really is a pillow.......qwick, I double dog dare you to go and lift up her top!
haha
And another thing...seriously, didn't she start showing or they announced a pregnancy in June of last year? I remember something like that, because the rumor mill had the kid pegged as Chris Klein's. He and Katie and just broken up, and the timing for it being his kid made sense.
Am I dreaming?
Miss Ginger | 04.14.06 - 10:24 pm | #
The "announcement" was made on October 5th. They became "engaged" in June.
Why is everyone ragging on her dress? At nine months of pregnancy, NOTHING fits, not even maternity wear, and honestly, the most comfortable thing is either an oversized shirt or a big dress like Katie is wearing. Cut her some slack. What, is she supposed to wear jeans and a tube top?
Dandelion | 04.14.06 - 8:56 pm | #
#1) Someone of her celebrity can afford a stylist. Jennifer Garner is a great example of a mom to be who dressed simply and still looked nice. Britney is an example of a ho-version of pregnancy via tube top and jeans
#2) The dress is fug whether you're nine months pregnant or not. Wear a mumu vs the eyelet prairie look that should have been left back in the 1800s.
#3)Because we love to rag on celebrities.
RazzleDazzleME | 04.14.06 - 10:15 pm | #
So true RazzleDazzleMe...being eleven months preggers is no excuse for wearing an apron in public - and then parading in front of cameras to show the world her massive pillow alien child.
At first I felt sorry for her, figuring she'd been brain washed. Not anymore. Even at seven years old, I knew not to take the flowers from the weird people in the airport with shaved heads and orange robes....
Did anyone else notice he said, he talks to "Kate" about getting married when they are "walking upstairs to BED". He just had to throw that in there.
Katie needs to stop letting Tom pick out her clothes, that dress is just ugly, and what's with the apron?
He's such a fucking tool.
That hausfrau dress is just incher her towards being a Stepford wife.
She better not give birth anytime in May, cause all pr hell is gonna breaks loose. They never gave the due date did they? It's always been "any day now". with Angelina at least we have an idea that it's sometime in May.
If Tom thinks he's gonna steal Angelina's thunder by allowing the delivery or baby pics anytime near the MI3 premiere (in May) he's in for a rude shock.
WTF is this about having the film premiere in three cities in Europe at the same time and Tom being there for all of them? What if Katie "gives birth" around that time? How is he gonna finesse that? He can't miss those premieres, then again he's gonna catch hell if he's not there for the birth after all his antics regarding Katie and this baby.
Pillow pillow, Stepford twat has a pillow....GD pillow bitch........
Somebody pass the Jack Daniels and quickly.......
mer you're on to something. Little man with the wrong shoes and accent has found something that he's superior in. Freak!
Tom is lying through his teeth about him being the father of this Alien baby. Diane asked how he got along with Katie's dad and Tom said they were a very close family,which is total bullshit by the way he was talking. Diane asked if Katie's mom would be there for the birth, Tom said she already came once but went back home. She will NOT be there for the birth. Does Tom think we are supposted to believe all the shit he said in the Interview? I think, NOT! What the hell has Katie got herself into? I think she will regret this in years to come. 
Sassy Ass-- I think she has already began to regret this! I live in Toledo and alot of her fans have turned on her and are boycotting the little guys movie. She got herself in way over her haed with this freak! 
I don't have cable - and I don't think I could have stomached watching his ugly head anyway, BUT SOMEONE CONFIRM PLZ - did Sawyer REALLY ask if the baby was his???? What exactly did she say (as in how did THAT come up????) I gots to know....
The picture of her carrying around the boot makes me sad! LOL! It really seems like she is just lost! I hope someone rescues her soon. She looks scared to death!
Mary Jo.. she's had that look in her eyes the past five or so months. I call it the "fuck what did I DO????" look! lol
She got herself in way over her haed with this freak!
Anonymous | 04.14.06 - 11:34 pm |
I thought I read that when she started dating Tom that she didn't see her good friends anymore.
I was just talking to my husband about this shit. Let's just say if Katie didn't have the baby yet, she has been seen shopping with NO one. Wouldn't you have a good friend or your mom with you? I think she put her family and friends behind to be with this fucker. The only person I feel for at this point is the baby. What a fucking hell of a life this child will have.
Amazing..that belly looks soooo phony! last pic I saw, she looked lots smaller and that was like a day ago! Is Tom's sperm mixed up with some Dr. who looks like him? they do that when the sperm count is low!
jenner | 04.14.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Diane said that the tabloids and blogs question whether or not he is the biological father of this baby. Instead of saying of course I am. What kind of dumb ass question is that?! He said something along the lines of well you shouldn't read those things and there was a lot of hemming and hawing. I really don't recall TC saying "I am the biological father of this baby" or anything remotely like that. It just seemed like an easy question he had a hard time answering.
Poor thing. Why is she always alone. She should be shopping with friends.
What have they done to this poor girl
"she has been seen shopping with NO one"
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:50 pm | #
Sassy, she always has a shadow goon breathing down her neck. You can see him in one of the pictures in the post and again when she was shopping for stationary.
The poor wreck stands listly by with that dazed look on her face. It almost seems like she is under some very heavy sedative. Their is almost no aniamtion in any of her poses. I know pictures are not animated but there is no sense of action or motion. She's just planted there.
I don't have cable - and I don't think I could have stomached watching his ugly head anyway, BUT SOMEONE CONFIRM PLZ - did Sawyer REALLY ask if the baby was his???? What exactly did she say (as in how did THAT come up????) I ots to know....
jenner | 04.14.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Here is the link. You can see the Interview.
http://abcnews.go.com/
It's the first one under Hot Topic!
I can't imagine being that pregnant and having the energy to shop. My ass will on the couch, popping grapes in my mouth. The woman is out of control with all the new money she has to spend...:0)
I heard that Katie was artificially inseminated with Tom's sperm. Is seems like twins are more prevelent in cases of artificial insemination. My money is on her having twins, and TC is the biological father, but there was no sex.
jenner | 04.14.06 - 11:36 pm | #
Shit!! That was just the preview of the show. Sorry. You know his Interview will be all over the Internet.
The more he says he is going to marry her after the birth, the more I think he is full of shit.
meramari | Homepage | 04.14.06 - 11:56 pm | #
Mer...I know she has people shopping with her but NOT her family and friends. It's just wrong. Her life is fucked up now!
I agree, my point is she is never alone but always alone. She is so young.
Someone said why is she shopping for boots? I didn't even look at all the pictures until now. WTF? No prego chick is going to be looking for boots while they are getting ready to give birth. *rolling eyes*
Remember how Tom said Katie loves Cupcakes? I would love one right now.
I think Tom sewed her cervix shut to ensure she gives birth the day MI:3 comes out! The kid is going to come out with teeth!
xx
http://morefamouspeople.blogspot.com/
*Hands out drinks to everyone who had to sit through that shit tonite*
This has already been brought up before. The notion that so much publicity and the antics displayed by Tom Cruise may actually end up backfiring on the Scientiology organization. I have a feeling that with such a high publicized Scientiology soaked event, this will happen. They will come under scrutiny like never before making the elders uncomfortable and eventually trying to distance themselves from this whole circus that they have created. That is when Tom Cruise's world will come falling down. I think he has also been used to further the movement by using his obvious insecurities and weaknesses and making him believe he was as powerful, insightful, and intelligent as he is proclaiming to be. I suppose they never thought he would take it to such extreme heights.
UUGGG!!! That seriously has to be the most unflattering maternity dress I have ever seen. Looks like a schmata my mother would wear to make dinner. And I guarantee my mother did not pay a fraction of what Katoe probably paid for that dress.
how in the heck can she shop for them boots and shoes that most def. wouldn't fit if she were swollen. how come she isn't swollen? too many questions.
Hey girls--another late night. Ugh. Need to get some sleep for a change! tomkat needs to go far, far away!
Hey bzbee.
"I'll just die if I don't get that recipe!"
"The poor wreck stands listly by with that dazed look on her face. It almost seems like she is under some very heavy sedative. Their is almost no aniamtion in any of her poses. I know pictures are not animated but there is no sense of action or motion. She's just planted there.
meramari | 04.14.06 - 11:56 pm"
Who knows what combination of "vitamins" they have her on. The way scientologists force people to ingest that stuff is really dangerous, and I wouldn't be surprised if that sort of thing is why she's so out of it all the time. Maybe she tried to get out of the situation already and he's doped her up somehow to get her to cooperate?
*Hands out drinks to everyone who had to sit through that shit tonite*
on the house | 04.15.06 - 12:22 am | #
Thanks for the drink. I need one after watching that shit!
meramari | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 12:23 am | #
Very well said, Mer. 
bzbee | 04.15.06 - 12:25 am | #
Hey, hot bitch. I seen that you didn't get much sleep like me last night. Miss talking to you.
Sweet dreams.
She looks REALLY tired and worn out. typical for that late in the infestation... I mean pregnancy...
Hey, hot Shell. Did you watch the Interview with that freak?
Sassy!!
No I didn't see any interviews today... our house is completely torn apart right now... gonna do a second coat of pain tomorrow before work
paint
and it's painful, too :P
Darn, girl. You missed a weird Interview with that asswipe. You know it will be on the Internet. Painting sucks, big time. Glad you are doing it and not me.
On the subject of Katie's dress. It's fug.
Looks like my new avatar is gonna appear any hour now... my old one is starting to disappear. I don't mind painting.... I love the end result. It changes the room or house instantly.
Poor thing looks really tired.
Yeah the dress is pretty old-maidish. My guess is Tom "authorized" it before he "allowed" her out on her own.
hey sassy, really like ur gravitar...who's ass is that?
it's hot!!!
I can't believe how HUGE she looks. She must be ready to pop out triplets. is she wearing an apron?
Anyway, I watched Alien Tom's dateline Interview. I really wanted to like him again but he still has the crazy eyes. O_o
can she please drop this load so tom can shut the fuck up....
nice abs letinstar!!
was the interview good? i missed it...was tom his usual psycho self?
hey sassy, really like ur gravitar...who's ass is that?
it's hot!!!
bronx_chic | 04.15.06 - 1:32 am | #
It's mine!
Just kidding. Not sure who's ass that is but mine looks pretty much like that.
Drowsy Shell | 04.15.06 - 1:31 am | #
I was wondering what was wrong with your Gravatar. Will it be another NIN?
I think its messed up how ya'll are sayen she looks busted damn give the chick some credit she is damn near due and she prolly looks a hell of alot better than alot of us females did when we were pregnant, all Im sayen is sometimes pregnant women have ugly days.. so she had one every other pic we seen of her she looks good so why we cant just leave her be and let her have her damn baby in peace.. now if we wanna clown on Tom we can cuz he is locced in the head
letinstar | 04.15.06 - 1:34 am | #
No shit, Shell. Who is that Letinstar? His abs are HOT.
I just saw part of Tom's interview with diane sawyer.....the guy is seriously about to crack. He was anwering the questions like he was using every ounce of life force not flip his wig. It was so painfully obvious that this guy is really, really sick.
Sass: Uh huh! I found another hot one of Trent
Maybe pregnarnt women have ugly days but they don't have "no baby...shrunken stomach" days.......damn...........shit i am waytoo drunk
Well I have to hit the hay! Maybe tomorrow will be Katie's big day....
See all ya bitches tomorrow!
damn, the bitch is still pregnant. her tummy is so big but she doesn't seem to have any problems bending and trying on shoes. one more thing, wasn't she skinny on last week's pics, when she was shopping at a stationery store? i've never seen a pregnant woman change as much as this bitch did. weirdos!
I'll just die if I don't get that recipe!"
OMG that is hilarious!!!!
pootie | 04.15.06 - 1:42 am | #
He is real sick. Man, I used to love this guy.
John Voight | 04.15.06 - 1:45 am | #
Sorry you are getting drunk. I had a few but not drunk.
Night, Shell.
lordoftheorcs | 04.15.06 - 1:53 am | #
I have to agree with what you said.
Tom got tounge tied talking about the Matt Lauer interview because, he wants Matts beautiful shlong up in him.
watch the tmz video, guys. she doesn't even have a hard time walking. i've seen pregnant woman in their last weeks of pregnancy with that funny walk/waddle, whatever you call it. this bitch ain't pregnant (at least not anymore).
http://us.video.aol.com/video.in...&
pmmsid=1633971
you might get an error that you can not connect when watching the tmz video, just refresh your browser and you should be able to see it
katie holmes shopping
http://us.video.aol.com/video.in...&
pmmsid=1633971
She doesn't appear to be swollen at all, so why isn't she wearing her ring?? Check out the second to last pic...its not there. HOPEFULLY that's a sign of the end of this huge CHARADE!!
why is she always alone? no girlfriends, no family.
lordoftheorcs | 04.15.06 - 2:11 am | #
I only got to see 22 seconds on it.
damn...can't wait till the interview is on youtube, its the shit
why is she always alone? no girlfriends, no family.
grafittix | 04.15.06 - 2:17 am | #
I said that in one of my posts this evening. You need to read most of the posts here. Very good shit to read.
She's so obviously pregnant. She reminds me of my friend, who got almost every single pregnancy side-effects you can get, she bloated up to the size of a whale, both fat and fluid-build-up. Katie also looks all bloated with fat and fluid. Although Katie is tall, she has a narrow build so that would explain the enormous bump.. plus she might be having more than one if it turns out that she never really was pregnant, she's a really good character actress, probably eating fat and salt all day to achieve that pregnancy look.
yeah, playback isn't workin' for me either...but from what i saw, she's really walking like a non-preggers person, weird.
but i like her outfit, just not so much the print on her dress...
it sure is hard to type when ur tipsy
Her Career is in the dump no matter what
it sure is hard to type when ur tipsy
bronx_chic | 04.15.06 - 2:24 am | #
I am out of here, hot bitches. My mom will be here to get one of the kids in 7 hours! That means not too much sleep for me.
I also wanted to comment on 9 months being 40 wks.. somebody said that a while up in the comment thing and actually if you guys did ur math u would see that 40 wks is actually 10 months.. people say 9 months pregnant cuz a woman can have her baby any time between 37 and 42wks.. cmon the only reason why it seems so long a pregnancy is cuz most of these famous chicks have enough common sense not to tell anyone till they are in their 2nd trimester or at least 4 months.. she fucced up and told as soon as the damn strip showed 2 lines so now she's gotta deal with people like us clownen on her cuz she didnt have enuf common sense to keep the shit to herself.. but really it was prolly toms way of getting more p.r.. obviously..
It was inevitable... TOMKAT BOBBLEHEADS ON EBAY!-
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/
eBayISAPI...item=6272004982
if she's that big, she's got to be having at least triplets. they need to quit lying to make friends.
She is huge as shit. Maybe she is having the twin spawn of L. Ron Hubbard. God forbid, if that happens. This pregnancy looks unusual to me(I am a professional asshole person), and I am serious when observing her small boobs and huge tummy. Every person whom I have observed in the medical field had a big belly and boobs to match. I'm not feelin the love.
We're gonna have a monster-sized alien popping out.
Ruby | 04.14.06 - 11:51 pm | #
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Sassy Ass | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 12:00 am | #
sweet, thank you both!!!!!!!!
i'm sorry but when i was that late in my pregnancy, i was buying clothes for my CHILD. i hope all goes well with her....easy birth and happy relationship
that bitch is buying boots? the only boot she needs is the one she should be sticking up tomcunts ass.
what a freak! saggy ass tits, big arms, and a pillow are a really bad combo.
If he denies knowing anything about the South Park episode or being involved in getting the episode pulled Comedy Central needs to air it!!
I mean he's already in full publicity mode, what is he going to do?..Not show up for the premieres?
Actually, normal gestation period for pregnancies are a whole 9 months--which mean 10 months actually. I was this huge with my first so I can sympathize, although my feet and hands were hugely swollen.
If she were having twins, they'd be here by now--you rarely go to full term with twins.
There is no baby in that stomach. I can't wait until the jig is up. Tom - come out of the closet and tell the world you are gay. Free Katie from her prison.
that bitch is buying boots? the only boot she needs is the one she should be sticking up tomcunts ass.
what a freak! saggy ass tits, big arms, and a pillow are a really bad combo.
chris |
LMFAO! Tomcunt? I love it!
If she was 10 weeks pregnant in October, she isn't due until the first week of May, geniuses. Pregnancy is 40 weeks so she still might have three to go...
I'm used to dealing with the gestation for dogs and cats. Thanks for the lesson Uber...you jackass.
Poor thing. You can tell by the look on her face that she just wants to be at home with her feet up.
No way it's twins. Definitely would have had them by now. Twins come early!
She's a blimp by the way.
a friend of mine had twins at 39 weeks, over 8 lbs. each. she never waddled, either, and walked her daughter 2 blocks to school every morning.
i also never waddled with my pregnancy, nor did my breasts grow very much.
that doesn't mean i believe that she's pregnant with tom cruise's baby, i'm just saying...
give her a break!
I like the dress.
ted says he knows it's twins in his the awlful truth column. I can't believe Kate with a sane mind and wise forethought publically gave up Christ and sacrifices her child to be abused and raised a wacko cult.
Well, I think the Tiny Douchebag swept her off her feet and did a good sales job on her and she got in over her head. He's such a lying sack of shit.
Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman for years and no natural born baby resulted... now he didn't take the time to marry "Kate" and she's been pregnant for about 12 month now!
I gues he simply wants to secure his investment before buying the whole cow! heeheeheee.
c'mon....i've seen several pics of her recently on other sites (sorry MK) and she CLEARLY has a ballon (or wtf ever) stuffed up her ugly ass clothing..she looks thin, no bloating, etc..if she ever was pregnant (by another man) she already had the damn kid....they both are playing a game with the media and they are thinking it is hilarious....(at least whacked out Cruise does)...she now looks totally tired of the charade....they are just effin crazy..........move to UAE with Michael Jackson, for heaven sakes and get out of our faces.
Two or three days ago, her arms and thighs were skinny and her bump was half this size. WTF?
And Tom is a half a hair away from a psychotic break. It happens in the higher levels of $cientology, because the constant "auditing" screws with their minds so badly.
Katie has this same lost, dazed and confused look on her face all the time now. It's like she can't even decide which pair of shoes (or what kind of stationary in the last set of pics) to buy w/o Tyrant Tommy telling her what kind.
With a bump that size in front of her, she doesn't seem to have altered her stance at all... at this stage I'd expect her to have to be leaning back more to counterbalance the weight of the bump... which makes me think it's definitely a pillow.
I think it's a shame that Katie has allowed herself and possible baby to become America's latest joke. I taped the Diane Sawyer interview and just watched it. I see Tom is off to a good start on promoting his latest flick. Studio exec's must be livid, like Speilberg was during promo's for War of the Worlds. Every time Tom opens his pie hole he loses more credibility and relevance. I recall Katie's father going on the record saying that he and the family were not pleased with this situation. Scientology is a cult founded by a hack sci fi writer. I don't care how Travolta, Preston or Anne Archer try to put a credible spin on it, it is disturbing and dangerous organization. I hope that Katie's real family and friends get her away from these nuts before it is too late.
It's funny. Katie is shopping for boots, Angie IS wearing boots in the new pics. Maybe it's the new IT thing.
GO YANKEES! 
JACKIE ROBINSON CELEBRATIONS TODAY AROUND MLB....
What I cannot wait to see is how she looks AFTER the pillow is born. If she is back to 110 lbs within a week, then we know it was truly a hoax.
she looks so pretty even though she is very big. TC is nuts!
Are you sure this is even her? It doesn't look like her in the face.
I agree ANON 1:21- I don't think its her. Shoe shopping 8 or 9 months pregers? Aren't your feet three times the usual size?
Michael K must have partied hard last night... not a single post today!
LA -I am also bored here :-(.
"
MKKKKKKKKKKK wake upppp"
Katie Pregant watch lol! Meanwhile we're fighting a war in Iraq and Afghanistan.
apple, maybe the bush administration is behind the tomkat phenomenom...to get our minds off the TWO wars that are killing our friends and family for a reason we're all unsure of...sorry, it's hard to suppress.
well I saw photo's oh katie taken like a year ago ,and you can see the extra weight in her arms and face, she may not have big boobs But when i was pregnant my tit's shrunk! she is difently pregnant, Now im not sticking up for tom at all, the guy is a fucking wacko, I feel sorry for kate!
Pillow? That's a whole freaking matress in there. She's a house!
Where is MK, I need my morning fix of gossip.
Did anyone read the interview that L.Ron Hubbard Jr. gave to Hustler Magazine back in the 80's? (I think it was Hustler). Anyway, it was very shocking how he described his father. He claimed he was heavy into black magic, and tried to perform rituals of abortion on his mother. He tried having him aborted, but it wasn't successful (his mother AND father told him this). He said he also abused many women, took lots of drugs, and said the only reason he didn't worship the devil was because he thought HE was the devil. C.R.A.Z.Y. It really is like Rosemary's baby. I wonder if that's why Nicole left. Tom seems like a whack job.
where is MK!!!!!!!!! post some shit damnit!
Wow. Slow day for gossip.
I'll bet the $cientologists knocked out MK's computer. He's posted a series of TomKat articles in the past week, and we've all responded by researching and passing on negative info about the CO$.
SAVE MK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone lift up this girls dress please...I HAVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!
the reason tom and nicole never had kids naturally is because nicole was quoted as saying something to the effect of "i love kids but i never could see myself being pregnant and having a baby i dont think my body is made for that"..so who knows..
When she pops, the world will end...
I'd like to suck milk outa those titties...while Tommie BOy..watches
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Anonymous | 04.15.06 - 7:31 pm |....aka letinstar....
Did Michael K die?
WHERE ARE YOU???
Maybe he is stuck between the buildings with Molly the cat?
".he was a finalist on "kept" and is a former power ranger....i plan on hitting that....!
Anonymous | 04.15.06 - 7:31 pm | # "
Wait, he went from power ranger to reality tv star... wow...that's just...sad.
Aside from that, NICE 8-Pack!! I'll be staring at them for a while...
What's going on here?!?! Where's MK?! Damn..doesn't he know he's not allowed a life outside of Dlisted!?...
stuck with the same damn posts..this SUCKS!
yesss i need MK!!
anybody out there?!....i was hoping that Katie would pop this weekend, but i was adding up the numbers and she probebly isn't due for another couple of WEEKS! She'll either give birth right after Angie or right Before...
Right, no alteration in her stance! Co-worker gave birth three weeks ago to a little baby, andthe mother didn't gain much weight. She looked all different, flushed face, unbalanced, waaayyy uncomfortable! Did NOT shop!
Who wouldn't love to get the DNA on the alien? Think they found the dark haired baby replacement yet? This is truly the whackiest celeb story ever.
I so hope TC gets busted. He should just come out already!
She'll either give birth right after Angie or right Before...
nia | 04.15.06 - 8:20 pm | #
Hi Nia!
You know TC is hoping Katie can hold off until Angie gives birth. He doesn't want baby Jolie-Pitt to steal his thunder.
That hot bitch Michael K is on Vay-cay.
Hi Ruby
yeah you're probebly right!..Tom is such a LOSER! after looking at these pics im starting to feel sorry for Katie all over again..she looks so sad..as people mentioned before, where are her friends?! her family?...although i have to say if i had access to that kind of money i would be shopping too...
i was so bored since MK didn't post anything new that i did a little research on Katie and Tom's baby...
they announced on Oct 5th 2005...i figure she was between 10-12 weeks maybe a little earlier...so that means she isn't due until the END of this month or early next month...Angie is due on my B-DAY!..if Katie gives birth then too i might have to start lying about my age!..and change it!
nia-
Even I'm starting to feel bad for Katie, though at 27 she's old enough to know better but I really truly believe that Tom Cruise is nutso.
I saw pictures of Katie on another blog and guess what? She's out shopping for shoes again! This time she's wearing a white top and black pants. The girl is huge and must be having twins or a baby hippo.
Have a good night nia. I'm off to get my drink on with the girls.
This is a very mainstream site:
http://www.hollywood.com/news/de...tail/id/
3470705
The article is dated Dec. 2, 2005 and says Katie is 6 months knocked up. So as of today, she is 11.5 months pregnant. Okay, a scam is a scam, but can Scientologists even count?
henway | 04.15.06 - 9:08 pm | #
i think the article is wrong about the dates....
they were engaged in May and made their baby anouncement in Oct. i doubt she was 6 months along at that point...probebly more like 4 or even 5...which would still put her due date around the end of April or early May....but who really knows...if she's having an alien the gestation period could be longer than normal
Hi Nia!
Where is MK?! This does SUCK!!! I need my DLISTED!!!
I think Angie will deliver before Katie.
And the Yankees are loosing!
Hello Everyone.
Michael K, oh how I miss that hottest slut of all...
Is MK playing Jesus in the community passion play?
(oh..oh..lightning was this close to my ass)
Hi OakRaiderfan...sorry about the Yankees...
and i think its going to close....if either induce then all bets are off
Angie is due in the begining of May..so we'll see about Katie...although i bet that Brad and Angie are hoping that TomKats baby comes around the same time as to take some of the heat(ie. paparazzi) off...
meramari | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 9:40 pm | #
nerdnoir | 04.15.06 - 7:47 pm
yeah it is sad when you think about going from power ranger to reality star.....oh well, he's smoking hot and i guess i can forgive the sad decline into obscurity simply because he beautiful...
^ he's beautiful....
damn..i have 3 hours to kill and there's no new posts
.....maybe i'll go and shave my cat (i think Mollys cute)..my cat could use some custom Uggs as its been cold and rainy in CA for months.....
sorry..i know it's off topic *sigh*
Not many other sites posted today.
Moderator do we have your permission to go just a wee bit off topic?
meramari | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 9:57 pm | #
good one...asking for permission, but im so bored im willing to risk it....
Meramari-
i was cruising around cyberspace for some gossip and you're RIGHT...hardly anyone updated/posted anything new today....i would have never pegged the gossip blogers as the religious type...anyway all i could come up with was....Prince Harry graduated from some military school and can now serve in Iraq...Prince William might be engaged to long time girlfriend...Some Z-list soap star from Passions had twins...and more rehashing of the fight between Chestica and LoHo...
what you got
Meramari,9:38pm, Hi LOVE Audrey!
Not my Yankees making a comeback!
Wouldn't be something if Katie/Angie deliver on the same day? I wll be defenitely going into the basement...
shes having twin sofa cushions
Nia, meramari, You guys are Classic! I use to watch PASSIONS. Who had the twins?
dammmmbuh....if that were me & i were having twins, I'd DEMAND my tubes be tied right after birth!!!
Hi OakRaiderfan
Eric Martsolf and his wife had twin boys..and they were BIG..one weighed in at 8lbs and the other 6lbs...
Prince William is a cutie. He is also a racal.
oops...one was 6lbs and the other 5lbs...still that's pretty big for twins..
I meant Prince Harry. Lordy I am off tonight. Shake it off..shake it off..
The younger ONE!
What was that fight about between Lohan and Chestica?
meramari | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 10:40 pm | #
i KNOW im bored when i start reading about the royals.....aparently William and his girlfriend were trying to get married in secret this weekend, but the plan was spoiled by none other than the WICKED STEPMOTHER!...
OakRaiderFan,
I don't have to watch sports to be up to date with what is going on in that world. I just see who you are rooting for and I repeat it. My husband is quiet impressed.
I found this today...
http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?
...O31AAJ90F9YZ9YC
Nicole Richies new song. It's not bad.
meramari | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 10:42 pm | #
heres the link
http://www.thesuperficial.com/
ar...jessica_si.html
short recap: LoHo sent Chest and Brett Ratner some drinks..when they didn't thank her..she threatened to kick Chest's ASS!...
nia | 04.15.06 - 10:43 pm | #
Isn't she awful looking. You've heard that remark about him wanting to be a tampon in her. Everytime I see her face I think Maxi Pad. It is embedded in my head. She is not a tampon user. She looks like the loaf of bread I just brought home. You know the one that was under the gallon of milk and box of trash bags.
That's right Nia. I read it already but it was so well, Superficial, I forgot about it.
buzz kill | 04.15.06 - 10:45 pm | #
I agree...not bad..she has talent..but it's just not my style!
Honestly i think if she were to gain a little weight and get some good song writers she could really go somewhere with a music career
parasite on the other hand..i downloaded some of her songs and they were HORRIBLE!
Lohan send drinks and Chestica did not thank her. She got pissed at her instead of him.
I think the scumbag is Brett Ratner for not sending his thanks or reciprocating. You would think as a gentle.. ah, I forgot this is not the real world.
Isn't he the one that was with one of the Williams sisters?
parasite on the other hand..i downloaded some of her songs and they were HORRIBLE!
nia | 04.15.06 - 10:49 pm | #
I heard a couple too
meramari | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 10:47 pm | #
Charles is SICK..that tampon thing was too much...i feel bad for those two boys..they seem real normal, for a couple of royal princes...not at all into the pomp and circumstance!
I read earlier that William wants to get married to Kate, his girlfriend and they planned a small wedding, but the pastor who was going to preform the ceremony mistakingly called a place line that Camilla had tapped (for what reason i don't know) and she told Charles who foiled the plan....poor things! i wouldn't mind the $$$$$ but i would hate to be under such presure with everyone telling you what to do and how to act ALL THE TIME!
Isn't he the one that was with one of the Williams sisters?
meramari | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 10:52 pm | #
yeah i think it was Serena...now those are some FUGGLY girls...they CAN play tennis though..
holla!
Scout!
Hi Scout
Nia, I agree. They are not very good looking.
clear your cache babies, momma's got a new gravatar! I've tweaked it since i submitted it, the final one has the semi rolling right over him
Scout you scared the shit out of me when I scrolled down and there HEEE is blinking.
Yankees just lost! This may be the calm before the storm. Because when Katie finally has her baby, it will be EVERYWHERE
Then Baby Jolie-Pitt, that birth will be EVERYWHERE; then Jen promoting THE BREAK UP?on the heels of the birth of baby Jolie-Pitt, It's going to be freakin crazy!!
meramari, thanks
scout OMFG that is F'in hilarious..im glad you spared Katies life
He's not blinking anymore Mer his lights are OUT!!!!
Katie walks away unscathes, jumps in the semi and shacks up with the driver
OakRaiderfan | 04.15.06 - 11:03 pm | #
sorry about the Yankees..
and you're right..the media frenzy is going to be INSANE..Tom should fit right in though...
i hate to say this, but i saw a preview of the BreakUP and it looked funny...granted the genre has been done before..a la Money Pit, War of the Roses, but i think it will do ok at the box office...
OMG-You are a hilarious Scout. That is genious.
scout | 04.15.06 - 11:05 pm | #
LMAO Scout...love it!
When is the finished product making it debut? You are too gracious allowing us a sneek peak.
thank you, thank you. Tune in Monday for the updated version. The truck just rolls right over him...
really mer it all depends on when that one lone guy at gravatar can get any work done!
What program do you use Scout? Photo shop, not that I would know. I don't even resize my pictures when I submit them to gravatar. I just see what coes out. You are an artistE as Paris would say.
I can't stop watching it.
definite artisteE. I use Flash. I've done lots of projects in it. I don't put a lot into these gravatars obviously...
Ok, back on topic guys.
it's sort of like the Zapruder film... right at the moment of impact...
so Katie's HUUUUGE
Yes Moderator. The topic being Tom Cruise who happens to be getting hit by a truck.
I saw the video of her shopping and I can't say she did not waddle. She looks pathetic though.
Moderator | Homepage | 04.15.06 - 11:13 pm | #
you're kidding right??...there are no new posts and i think we've exhausted everything that can be said about this one...
She did touch her lower back at one point. During the interview last night the showed a clip of her with Tom Cruise. When he turned away the look on her face was so blank, so deatched but as soon as he looked back at her, she gave him that "cute" smile that drives him crazy. It was very odd and obvious.
nothing kills a post like a moderator. 'night all! Happy Easter!!!
The rules still apply whether there are new posts or not.
Scout,11:08pm,
Looking forward to Monday!
Good night Scout.
How did I JUST notice that HoHan has no neck?
Is there anybody out there?????
Is there anybody out there?????
Asta | 04.16.06 - 12:18 am | #
I just got here. Hohan sucks on Saturday Night Live. WTF? How in the hell can you stay on topic here. What else is there to say about these two?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/
0,2...,191731,00.html
doctors speak on silent birth and care after baby is born.
Where is MK and why no new post today? And why does it matter if we stay on topic, when it's been the same topic for 2 days.
Tom likes to wake up with poop on his dick. Is that on topic? 
I have snakes(copperheads??) at my new house and Tom's a snake is that on topic?
yeah, hohan sucked on snl, but the whole show friggin' sucked...
what exactly are the rules of moderation? i thought only no personal attacks allowed...wtf?
You know Tom wouldn't dare let her be induced... so she has to carry around all that...he is an idiot.
Did anyone see Tom on Primetime w/Diane Sawyer? I have a big bullshit meter and it was going off at full tilt! I just had to watch to see if there were any new antics. When Diane asked him questions, he ever rambled on w/out answering the questions, he changed the subject or he said, "Yes, absolutely" about 150 times (Like does Katie's father support Katie's choice of Scientology and do he and Tom get along!) What an effing joke. My 72-year-old mother was in town and as she watched the show with me, she said, "He is so gay!" I about fell outta my chair laughing because she is such a proper Southern lady!
Katie looks so sad...there on topic..not as if it hasn't been said oh 300 times...
Happy Easter!
Happy Belated Passover!
She looks spaced out, looks like she thinking should I buy this shoes or jump off a bride on the way home.
yeah, hohan sucked on snl, but the whole show friggin' sucked...
what exactly are the rules of moderation? i thought only no personal attacks allowed...wtf?
bronx_chic | 04.16.06 - 1:19 am | #
I don't watch much of SNL but I agree, the whole thing sucked. We are NOT supposed to get off topic much but with nothing posted today, which I know is a slow day since I got on other blogs.
I love the Thin Man movies too and Asta feels sorry for Katie and would like to bite Tom's crazy( gay) ass.
hey Sassy
Did Sassy leave?
Hey, Nia, you hot bitch. Maybe the MOD is sleeping now.
Who has been drinking tonight??? I must confuse, that would be ME!!!!
On topic. I am so confused about all this shit. I know TOM can't be the dad but when is Katie going to have this Alien baby?
I am here, Nia.
Katie...Run home to your parents, hun. It's NOT too late! The only person I feel for right now is this baby! Grrrrrr!
I meant I must confess!!!!! *rolling eyes*
Hi Sassy..glad to see you're still here....
i think Katie will have her baby around the same time as Angelina...end of April or early May
As OakRaiderfan stated earlier that's about the time the Break Up will come out..so its garenteed to be a media FRENZY...im hoping they have the baby within days of each other..that way the media can't drag it out for too long...
Katie's parents must be having FITS right about now...if she was my daughter i would be so scared for her....unless Katie has cut ties with her family i don't understand why Katie's familiy members or friends arn't with her?!?!
sassy, Asta was talking to you...
Hey the mederator is deleting our post.
Nia...I am just hoping at this point that Angie and Brad will have their baby befoe TomKat. I still can't get the interview of Tom last night out of my mind. He is such a lier!
What did you want Sassy?
Did Sassy leave?
Asta | 04.16.06 - 1:41 am | #
Sorry about that. I thought that was Nia. My drinks must be kicking in..
sassy, Asta was talking to you...
gah | 04.16.06 - 1:50 am | #
Thank you. I missed that.
WTF, I'm confussed, I know I haven't had that many beers. Wonder if Katie is drinking behind Tom's back?
Nia...I think that Katie has lefted her family and friends behind which is so sad. I have read stories about cluts. I don't even think her mom will be allowed at the birth of her child.
Hey mederator, why no new post today, if it's ok to ask?
Are all of you drunk?
meramari | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 1:58 am | #
No, are you, Mer?
My post was deleted. And all I wanted to know was what Asta thought about Katie and her situation. So what, I love the Thin Man series which Asta starred in and want to know what Asta thinks of Katie's condition, her state of mind, her indoctrination into Scientology and whether or not she bought those boots. Is that so wrong?
Ok Sassy, no problem, keep drinking, I know I am.
Nope, just going blind. I have several projects open at once and keep going back and forth. I thought I'd peek and see if anyone was playing in here.
I know, why did he delete our post, what's up with that?
Yes
brit brit | 04.16.06 - 1:59 am |
Hi, Brit Brit. Since you are. Please tell us what you think about Tom and Kat.
Stuff was deleted?
On topic. Tom is a control freak!
Asta doesn't like Tom, grrr.
I know, why did he delete our post, what's up with that?
Asta
It's a she and there were many more random comments than ours. I haven't been on here in two days and I go and get deleted? I was on topic and I didn't commit a faux pas against another poster, so what gives? I guess I'm not a DListed teacher's pet.
Yes, several post were deleted.
Ok Sassy, no problem, keep drinking, I know I am.
Asta | 04.16.06 - 2:00 am | #
I will, too. Be back. Muahahaha!!!
On topic. I wonder what Katie and Tom are doing right now? When is this child coming out?
Grietje | 04.16.06 - 2:00 am | #
When I was pregnant (twice) the last thing I wanted to put on were boots. I would have walked around in sleepers if I could have. My legs were swollen, my back hurt, I felt like a blimp, and my feet went up two sizes.
My sister kept telling me don't buy shoes (she knows me well) until after you have the baby. Your foot is not going to be the same. I went up 1/2 a size with the first and another 1/2 with the second. Soooo, Katie DO NOT but shoes. If you do, make sure they are RUUNNNNNNINNNGGGG SHOES.
I know, what are we to do, you can't post anything that's not on topic, that sucks. I now we are over 300 post but it's been 2 days.
RUN KATIE RUN!
meramari, the picture of her holding the boots is just so sad. She looks, well, sad...and lost and a little like Swiss Miss. I hope she bought those boots in the ass-kicking size and stomped the shit outta Cruise with them.
I think my grandmom had drapes that looked like that dress.
i remember watching katie on teaching mrs tingle. she was so good in that and i had high hopes for her. wtf happend? she sold her soul to the devil
Asta, I noticed on another post that someone was bitching about people saying the same things over and over about the celebs/pictures. So, we're damned if we do, and damned if we don't.
If you do, make sure they are RUUNNNNNNINNNGGGG SHOES.
meramari | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 2:07 am | #
Poor Katie, Crazy Tom is going to control everything in her life for now on. Imagine what is going to be like if she tries to leave him and take the baby.
Grietje | 04.16.06 - 2:11 am | #
i had never paid much attention to her until this circus came to town. Did she always look so melancholic?
martin, she WAS good in Teaching Mrs. Tingle. She did have a lot of potential, but that deal with the devil has left her with no talent and no soul.
Hi, Brit Brit. Since you are. Please tell us what you think about Tom and Kat.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 2:02 am | #
Tom needs his tubes tied. No more tomkats
sold her soul to the devil
martin | 04.16.06 - 2:14 am | #
She will regret this shit.
Grietje, I know but you would think the mederator would give us some slack at a time like this, no new gossip for over a day.
Sassy Ass |
i think she already has. just look at her face.
MK needs a forum.
I don't know what else to say about this couple.
meramari, no that is definitely a bi-product of this whole sham with Tom. She wasn't the best or most interesting actress out there, but she was just a babe. Given a little time, she would have grown into a good actress - she was just a little wet behind the ears. Tom was totally looking for someone like Katie - a little unsure of herself, wanting to make it big, starstruck over him being THE Tom Cruise. He did the same thing to Nicole Kidman, but what he didn't count on was her becoming such a HUGE star. That did not fly with Tom. He's keeping Katie on a very short leash so that doesn't happen with her. I would say he's killed her career and made her into the Stepford Wife of Scientology.
We talking about Easter, being preggers, giving birth and our post still got deleted.
i think she already has. just look at her face.
martin | 04.16.06 - 2:19 am | #
I have to agree. She has looked sad in the last few months.. Man, I used to love Tom but now he is just a freak!
Asta, I just don't get it and I'm all for playing by the rules if the rules apply to everyone, not just a select few.
The first couple times I saw her, she kind of reminded me of a young Natalie Wood but Natalie was way hotter.
Selected few, it's not like we were that far off the subject. What's wrong with saying Happy Easter etc....
My "Thin Man" comment got deleted, but I also asked Asta for an opinion on Katie. I didn't mention anything about birthin' no babies, Miss Scah-lett. And it's Easter - a time for new life and wondering if Katie's new life will make his/her entrance into the world on Easter, of all things.
if you have nothing to say, how hard is it for you not to post a comment? why must you post something if you exhausted this thread? go to sassys blog and chat or some shit.
Tom needs his tubes tied. No more tomkats
brit brit |04.16.06 - 2:16 am
I dont think this kid is even his DNA!!!
She has probably given up. She looks dispirited and lifeless. Have you seen the TMZ video? I think she's dragging her feet!
sheila | 04.16.06 - 2:28 am | #
Hello Sheila.
I remember in high school watching Risky Business, him dancing in his underwear, thinking he was the coolest. Now I can't stand him, I can't remember when I started to dislike him but it's been a while.
Sheila, I have plenty to say, but I don't know why I didn't think of going to another post. You're a genius!
if you have nothing to say, how hard is it for you not to post a comment? why must you post something if you exhausted this thread? go to sassys blog and chat or some shit.
Did someone write that? This shit is getting deleted faster than I can read it.
I love that line in GWTW.
I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies Miss Scarlett.
on topic Tom is one crazy, ET lovin' person.
Well, dear Dlisters, since I have exhausted this post (even though it's my first time on here today) I will say "Goodnight, Happy Easter, Happy Passover, Happy Dishing on Tom and Katie, Happy Getting Over Your Hangovers and/or Bad Attitudes or Happy Whatever You Are Celebrating!
Damn, posting is exhausting work!
if you have nothing to say, how hard is it for you not to post a comment? why must you post something if you exhausted this thread? go to sassys blog and chat or some shit.
Tom needs his tubes tied. No more tomkats
brit brit |04.16.06 - 2:16 am
I dont think this kid is even his DNA!!!
sheila | 04.16.06 - 2:28 am | #
People can chat on my blog but it's boring as shit. I don't do daily stuff there. You must not be a regular, huh?
On topic. I wonder how much weight Katie gained?
Good Night Grietje, maybe we will have new stuff later today.
Oh, and I forgot to end quote - ". There. Now I can sleep well tonight knowing my posting is completely exhausted. Hey, if it's a job worth doing, it's a job worth doing right!
Grietje | 04.16.06 - 2:37 am | #
Happy Easter.
Holy Guacamole, she is a freaking lunatic and so is he....the GD Alien-Napolean-control-freak-gay-whacker-Mother-
**cker (no swearing on Easter).
She sold her soul to the Devil for $$$$ and gave away her little baby. I hate her.......yea I am a hater of CO$
What happened to this poor woman to turn her back on her family, Jesus, fans, EVERYBODY for HIM!?!?!?!?
Blows my GD drunken mind of the map. She is so pathetic,and needs to be kiddnapped and deprogrammed. What on earth did they do with her unborn pillow? Somebody has GOT to help this woman. Where the F are her parents!?!??!?! If that was my daughter.......I would rent a GD bulldozer and storm little Napoleaon's compuound and retrieve3 my daughter!!!!!! TESTIFY BITCHES!
I am out of here, hot bitches!
Happy Easter to you and your families!
If that was my daughter.......I would rent a GD bulldozer and storm little Napoleaon's compuound and retrieve3 my daughter!!!!!!
Drunk and Disorderly | 04.16.06 - 2:46 am | #
I second that!..her parents might not have forseen or been able to stop the relationship from happening...i think Katie was too starstruck to listen at that point, but NOW...with all the insane ramblings that are coming out of his mouth.....i would have stormed the gates and dragged her out....it wouldn't matter one bit that she was over 18.....
Ok, I feel a bit sorry for Katie, I really do. She looks so lost. What happened to that scientologist girl who was always following her around? Haven't seen her in a while.
And what is up with her always looking dazed and confused? She was looking dazed and kept smiling during tom 's parade mag. interview, even while tom was talking about being abused by his father!! Smiling the whole time??!! WTF?
I out of here too, I have a day of snake killing later today, I'm not moving in the new house until we kill all those snakes I found today. I hate snakes they freak me out.
There's gotta be a celeb sperm bank someplace. I'd imagine Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise and other closeted freaks bump into each other a lot.
I just can't imagine pushing something that big out and being told not to make noise. Unless I were seriously doped I'd be screaming bloody murder and there wouldn't be one alien who could convince me not to
Happy Easter to you and your families!
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 04.16.06 - 2:53 am | #
Happy Easter Sassy and all the other insomniacs still up
Happy Easter Sassy and all the other insomniacs still up
Star Jonez | 04.16.06 - 3:07 am | #
Hey, Sexy Star. Shit, can't believe I just said that!!!!! I am posting on another forum so I don't get deleted or banned...
Night, Asta Nice talking to you, tonight.
Sassy Ass-
What forum?
Aliens have long infestation periods
Purple Goat
that was sooo great!!!! Purple Goat, you said it!!!
i heard a rumor that she was pregnant BEFORE she met tom...but... does that make any sense? when is she going to drop the pillow-- i mean alien-- i mean scientoloCRAZINESS spawn-- i mean baby?
seriously, that poor girl is like, tom;s new slave....ugh....
PS hi Sassy Ass!!! and Ruby, LOVE the pic of bert and ernie!!!!!
What a hideous dress. It makes these pictures look as if she is Goldilocks in the 3 Bear's house, what's up with the Faux apron look she's got going on?
"You know TC is hoping Katie can hold off until Angie gives birth. He doesn't want baby Jolie-Pitt to steal his thunder."
Ruby
once again, good one!!!! i was thinking ever since june or july or whenever he started controlling- i mean dating her, i was like, i smell a PUBLICITY STUNT!!!! cuz she was in Batman begins and he was in war of the worlds....you know, i think itll be Mission Impossible for katie to get the hell away from him and all her "handlers" (caugh--cult people--caugh), i mean, she cant even be with her real friends and family!!
wait i forgot, xenu and the rest of the crazy asses are her REAL FAM NOW!!!!!!
im sorry, but i really feel bad for her!
Hi Sassy Ass!!!
"Diane asked if Katie's mom would be there for the birth, Tom said she already came once but went back home. She will NOT be there for the birth. Does Tom think we are supposted to believe all the shit he said in the Interview? I think, NOT! What the hell has Katie got herself into? I think she will regret this in years to come. "
Sassy Ass
sorry i didnt post my comment!!! but Sassy Ass, you are so so right, poor katie.....and if she really IS pregnant i feel even worse for the kid
please stop insulting pregnant woman and their looks , also give woman a break after having children. Is this society so shallow
I seen on TV that Tom said he wished Brad and Angie nothing but the best and that he was going to call Brad . I can just imagine this conversation......
Yeah, y'all quit insulting pregnant women and their pillow alien fetuses.
How rude!
Happy Easter, bitches!
PS hi Sassy Ass!!! and Ruby, LOVE the pic of bert and ernie!!!!!
YourJustJEALOUS! | 04.16.06 - 8:34 am | #
Hi, Yourjustjealous.
KATIE HOLMES is too PREGNANT to be shopping in the street someplace!!!
SHE NEEDS TO SIT HER PREGNANT ASS DOWN SOMEPLACE & GET READY FOR DELIVERY (trust me she will need every ounce of energy in her body to push that thing out)!!
IF NOT--SHE WILL END UP ON THE NEWS LIKE THE OTHER WOMEN DELIVERING BABIES IN THE STREET OR IN THE BACK OF A CAR SOMEPLACE!!
During my last two weeks of pregnancy, I walked as much as I could - supposedly, it can kick start labor. BUT, I would NEVER ever even think of shoe shopping - it would be depressing and uncomfortable. Something isn't right. This whole situation wreaks of sham.
He should be getting all kinds of "help" from his Scientology teachers for his ridiculous behavior. Except when you're at the top like he is, there is no one to confront you. And so they tell themselves: see how the world just excoriates you for speaking truth. It shows how honest you are and how those retarded normal people can't take truth, or a superior lifestyle. That's what they tell themselves. Sadly, I know.
For the love of God, WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING?????? Looks like something from the Sound of Music.
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