snuh
I'd still hit it though.
MK you make me smile every morning!
I found love......for a lot of money
Um..I got nothin'.
He's just a Major League Prick!
5th
Wait Wait I want ot know about the supposed ip Hop fued Kfed is in.
Anybody know anything about this bit of news?
It's hard out there for a wimp.
It's hard out there for a pimp...but K-Fed is making it just fine.
less like a pimp and more like a chimp maybe.... 
corny I know...
"I'm not no pimp"... double negative so he must be a pimp then.
Oh my god what kind of spelling did i just do???
I need to wipe the rabid foam out of my eyes from the Brad and Angie thread so I can see the keyboard to type.
Michael K, why, oh why, must you keep saying that you'd hit it?
Please, God, no.
Don't defile yourself like that!!
Isn't his ass in trouble for using somebody's music on his crap CD without their permission?
What's love got to do with it?
I want to bitch slap kevin..just like a pimp would do...is that what he's talking about??
MK, hope you have good prescription drug coverage 'cause you're going to need it
"A real pimp is a dude who's making money off bitches who sling that ass on the street."
A real pimp would never use the word DUDE, dude.
Now shut up and DRINK THE KOOLAID!
Grietje yeah he sampled blinded by science guys music.
What I would like to see is KFed step one foot into the annual pimps and hoes ball.
God that would be great for at least a good half hour of just ripping him to verbal shredds right before they beat the ever living shit out of him while thier Hoes stab him with thier five inch heels.
"ask his wife for $20 to rent a movie from Blockbuster!"
and grape koolaid at that...
"A real pimp is a dude who's making money off bitches who sling that ass on the street."
There are no words.
"I didn't pimp Britney. I found love."
For the record, you TOTALLY PIMPED her. She paid for her ring, she paid for her wedding, she's paying for your expenses, she pays your allowance... All you do is party, fuck, drink and yell "bitch, where's my money!"
He needs to fuck Fred Durst.
pricolatino
don't forget shop for wife beaters
Damn I'm going to have to agree with you Prico.
seriously, what does "sling that ass"
mean?
good observation Pricolatino.
prico, you fucking nailed it!
Now, if he only found a brain.
Avvie check
pricolatino... U said it all
His mama should have swallowed him!
I'm sure she's paying for the production of his album too. Dumb ass whore. Why are you addicted to him? You know he's toxic.
Well put.
FirstClassDiva, I would buy a ticket AND donate to Angelina's favorite charity to see that shit! I would love the chance to beat his ass down with a stiletto-heeled red patent-leather pump.
please stop putting kfed near recording equipment...
yo, what up my wigga?
Go away. Cruise called. He needs a co-pilot.
All I wish is to have been a fly on the wall when those pics of him and that french bitch came out.
Man the man must have a tongue of GOLD to have talked his way out of that one....or maybe Britanny beats him and that's why she keeps him around.
Daya he did fuck Fred Durst via Britney.
He is delusional. Does anyone really think of him as a pimp?
Hi, peeps! Take a good luck at his right forearm -- doesn't he look like one of those dinosaurs that stood upright with the really little arms? That doesn't look right. "I'm not no pimp" -- sheer poetry. Michael, if you're ever gonna hit that, you better get one of those hazardous materials suits!
Nixon: "I am not a crook."
Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman!"
Kevin "K-Fed" Federline: "I'm not no pimp!"
Did you guys see where K-Fug came out and lambasted Chestica and Nick for getting a divorce? He said he and Twitney would, quote, "never divorce."
Dumb shit. Everybody knows that once you utter those words "I will never..." into the universe, you end up eating them!!
"I'm not no pimp."
double negative translation: I am a pimp.
I don't want no toilet scrub.
fuckin white trash loser
doesn't he look like his crotch smells?
Dumb shit. Everybody knows that once you utter those words "I will never..." into the universe, you end up eating them!!
Bug Spray | 04.17.06 - 1:06 pm |
That's very true along with the unwritten rule that as soon as you tattoo someones name on your body they will leave you within the year.
Ok I'm shocked. I totally should have known he would use double negatives, street slang, and derogatory names for women, I just didn't think he knew the word suave!
**I just didn't think he knew the word suave!**
But he probably pronounces it "swave."
this is one of my fave kfed pictures...this idiot is looking at the atm receipt after taking out cash and is wondering why the amounts are going down....that's a true pimp........
where is justin? Britney needs an intervention!!!
K-Fed is from my hometown... I am ashamed.
"I didn't pimp Britney. I found love" x10'000
Mosty he's a Comedian. & yeah, dude gets an allowance man that is such a Cock knocker.
Britney should so Bitch slap that douche.
I am shocked! He is wearing a wife beater!
That is a whole new look for him.
woo.. well, witnesses we got a statement of denial from him.. for Brit to use if she needs it..
Somebody slug this douche-rag. He's insufferably stupid!
BIG DIFFRENCE BETWEEN A KEPT "SLUT", AND A PIMP. K-FED IS THE BIGGEST LOSER SINCE... HELL,EVER!
Oh Kevin, you bitch!
I'd hit it with a rock.
Why do slimy guys like him have great bodies?
So unfair.
happy daddy? yeah he's happy cause he's always stoned. God I can smell his nasty pits all the way over here. Ask your wife for some money so that you can buy some soap you hillbilly.
Florida girl:
hahahahahahahaha
Giving hillbillies all over the country a bad name...
MK, honey, if you were to hit that sorry piece of trash, you would develop an awful, flesh-eating rash, or something like that... And the D-listed addicted bitches like me, cannot have that!!!
He has an allowance? i didn't know that. Thats cute.
I didn't Pimp Britney?? no shit!! he's a dork
"i'm not no pimp"
maybe instead of buying him $50,000 watches and expensive cars Britney should buy him some grammer lessons. fucktard.
Yeah.
Pimps are suave.
he's the king of pimps!!!!
Uh. . . no, I'd have to say he's the pimp in that relationship. She goes out and makes the money (or used to) and he sits around and spends the money. That IS pimping, I'm afraid to say.
only a loser would hit that MK , so you just signed yourself up to that club ... so if you like this then you might as well admit that you are obsessed with PARIS
I cant think of anything more romantic than my boyfriend telling me "I didn't pimp you, baby, I found love."
isn't this, wigga, eminem, wannabe shit like, 5yrs ago? 
Ahh. He admitted it!
He thinks love is cash.......
LOL
Fuck off,Kevin! God,I wished he would be runned over by a trailer or something!
What I want to know is: how did that nitwit, dingbat, redneck faggot ever get started DANCING to the point that he became one of Britney's backup dancers? Was he a cheerleader in high school? Did he even GO to high school?
"I'm not no pimp. I'm just Kevin. Happy husband. Happy father."
Bwahahahahaha!!! I heart this guy!! he always makes me laugh...and made the world see brit brit for what she is...
so please, enjoy the "special" avatar 
Britney must be real dumb to have such a useless husband.
Ya know what? I think he's actually getting in shape.
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