EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Oh, and first, meh, snuh, and moo.
Are you serious? PLEASE tell me you're joking?
Jesus that's just so wrong. I thought Tom had a new publicist. Why do they keep letting him open his mouth?
Let us hope he is alergic to placenta and he'll die as a result of his sick cannibalism habits.
oh shit! What the fuck ever? I'm barfing, is cannibalism part of scientology? Lock that motherfucker in a dark room and throw the key to the ocean.
There are no words for this kind of talk of such nastiness. Someone please kill him.
Ack! I think I might barf up my Pop-Tart. And it was a cinnamon one too!
That is just STUPID. We all know this isn't true.
Is this his version of "fatherly love" to the extreme?? We can only hope he contracts some swift & uncurable disease while dinig!! GROSS!!!
This can't be for real! He's crazy, but even he knows when to cap the crazy to the public, right??? If I were a producer on MI3, I'd be so pissed off!
Not to defend this nutcase, but he was joking. On the Primetime interview with Diane Sawyer, he said he told the magazine that as a joke, because they keep saying he's doing all of these weird things with the baby.
Woody Harrelson took his wives placenta home and made it into soup...I swear.
He gave an interview about it and said it was very nutrious or some shit.
Good God.
If I were Isabella and Connor, I would be putting myself up for auction on Ebay
Umm, where was this quoted? Where, when and to whom did he say this to? This has to be a joke...IT HAS TO! Isnt that like some kind of freak cannibalism? YUCK!
He is one sick bastard...when is he going to climb the tower and start shooting passers-by?
DIE CRUISE!
EEEWWWW!
Yes, die.
um, ewww!
douche bag - literally
He's gotta be kidding.
Kats | 04.18.06 - 9:34 am | #
Not surprised about Woody, he's a hippie. And it is nutrious-I think it also helps milk supply for the mother if she decides to breastfeed.
You can also plant the placenta in the ground, and plant a tree near it. It will help it grow.
maybe there is also some strange scientology ritual involving dick and its espiritual energy levels, that's why Tom just can't have enough
Gross. Yeah, Tom doesn't need to be on drugs, now does he. Crazy bastard.
Liz- he said it in GQ, and i quote-
He told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."
Cruise has also claimed he knew actress Holmes, 27, was pregnant, even before she told him.
If I were Isabella and Connor, I would be putting myself up for auction on Ebay
JAY | 04.18.06 - 9:34 am | #
Jay, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Tom himself putting them up for auction.
oh yeah , already says that, oops
Holy Fucktard Batman!
I actually did lose my breakfast!
This is very weird, but honestly, I think this is the LEAST weird thing he's said in a while, and that's saying something. Freak.
Well, we don't do that anymore because we have adequate nutrition, but people used to eat it when they only had like one pig per family for the whole year or something. It's not that strange, in context. And someone should tell La Cruise that ya hafta COOK it first. He is so creepy anyway.
It is gross, but not unheard of. Hardcore hippy types do it a lot. Used to work with a woman who casseroled hers with red wine, organic mushrooms etc and had a big party to celebrate.
OMG how sick. He needs to be locked away. He has seriously lost it.
Holy Jesus, please tell me this is another April Fools joke
Stop lying...he never said he was going to eat the placenta, he was just kidding becasue he said that he heard that there were rumors that theywere going to...come on...did anyone else really see the interview??
Can you imagine Katies parent's hearing this. Mine would have a shit.
...and we're Mexican. We it all kinds of crazy things. Menud(stomach lining), tripe, barbacoa, goat, etc..
I can't believe I'm reading all this while eating scrambled eggs with ham.
Next he will eat the baby!
Trying really hard not to think about the fact that I'm eating chicken fetus and placenta...
"it" is supposed to be *EAT*
See my accent is coming through.
Where is the cafe'??
Hey Perez has a censor WHORE working again... let's go fuck up his site he turned off the character limit. God I HATE HIM!!!
meramari- he probably promised them to xenii
Yuck Prico you are just like Tom
I need air...I'm gagging BLECH!!!!!!!
anon 2/Fancy: I'd believe it
I take offense to that...
about eating the baby, that is...
i just puked a little in my mouth. nothing that crazy motherf---er says now will surprise me. He has completely surpassed himself.
prico, how are you changing your avies so fast?
I think they should put it in the freezer and they can take it on the kid's first birthday and put it on top the birthday cake. "Don't forget to make a wish when you blow out your placenta candles."
It's a mood ring avatar... lol
They should save the placenta for Fear Factor: Xenu Edition
Sorry Prico
Jay that is so what he should do.
Multiple email addresses, jennifer.
ummm, Pass the ketchup!
That is nasty...those placentas stink bad...I bet he chunks it before he puts it into his mouth..
You know, I actually remember that HBO or whatever it was show. I always pictured Angie doing this just because she's hardcore like that. Still nasty!
I just heard Renee Zellweger dropped out of the Paramount movie "The Eye", a Tom Cruise production company project. I wonder why... Maybe she's not as dumb as people think.
Oh yeah, but lets make sure the baby doesn't hear a sound while he's being born, we wouldn't want THAT to disturb him...
Or the first week of his life, for that matter.
Maybe he will pretend to eat it like Lindsay did with the cake on SNL.
LOLOLOLOL
Maybe she's not as dumb as people think.
pricolatino | 04.18.06 - 10:00 am |
Too much bad press being associated with the Cruiser anymore. Smart girl!
I saw the interview when he said this last Friday to Diane Sawyer and he was BEING SARCASTIC and then stated right after that, that he never said that and that he isnt going to eat the placenta and how people lie and start all these ridiculous rumors, I'm not a huge Tom Cruise fan, but I firsthand see in this case how someone can lie and misconstrue words and this is what happened in this situation, Dont believe everything you read people........
i dont buy that
he was joking
i mean, he might do that, just cause he's fucking crazy, but i dont think that he would tell a magazine...
Placenta casserole? Oh Christ.
That interview scared me. He gave me a major case of the creepies.
I'd rather see him hang himself with the cord.
this is some sick shit
T | 04.18.06 - 10:04 am | #
Sorry I still believe it.
Dude is fucking INSANE.
Lock that motherfucker in a dark room and throw the key to the ocean.
Dayanarapotamus | 04.18.06 - 9:32 am |
I'd rather lock the key in a dark room and throw him in the middle of the ocean. Go find Nemo, motherfucker!
O gatdamn motherfuckin shit! What in the flyin holy hell is wrong with this fucker!? And yes! YES, MK! I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE HIM DOING THIS!
fuckface fucker...
He was probably joking...but then in the back of his mind he was wondering where the salt & pepper shaker is..
Mousekarooskie!! How are ya!!??
I'd rather lock the key in a dark room and throw him in the middle of the ocean. Go find Nemo, motherfucker!
pricolatino | 04.18.06 - 10:08 am | #
THIS HAS GOT to be a joke...i want to barf my guts out!!
You can also plant the placenta in the ground, and plant a tree near it. It will help it grow.
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You can plant any sort of animal product (placenta, your dead pet, fish, hamburger, a crazy actor's head) with a tree and the tree will grow like crazy.
Hi KeLLKeLL and anon2! Wow. Dude was kidding about the placenta comment, but I wouldn't put it past him to use it in some bizarre alien ritual.
So where are today's Katie shopping pics?
Hi mousie!!
You know Tom was doing that "Joking/Serious" thing. You know that freak will eat that thing.
Multiple email addresses, jennifer.
pricolatino | 04.18.06 - 9:58 am | #
like multiple personalities???
I should put that placenta picture as my desktop wallpaper and wait for my supervisor to ask me a question...
Yes, meramari. I'm totally Sybil. LOL
Just Google placenta recipes(Warning... gross pictures and recipes!)
My boss asked me a question about your tyra's head, prico.
I have heard that the placenta makes a great facial treatment or is it hair treatment? Whichever, Katie's going to have to wrestle him for it.
Oh HELL NO, pats!
What was the question, Daya?
I prefer the cum-and-lavender face cream from Nip/Tuck.
I prefer the cum-and-lavender face cream from Nip/Tuck.
pricolatino | 04.18.06 - 10:21 am | #
Prico, that was hot. I love lavender. Oh and I love cum, too!
Prico: the question was....OMG! what happened to that girl's face? is that the Victoria Secret girl that has a TV show? is that on Celebrities without make-up?
Seriously his former publicists must be cracking up at this shit and toasting to the fact that they were brilliant enough to hide his insanity from all of us for so long.
Mmmmmm, Tom and alien-baby are going to enjoy eating that placenta.
OK, if that's true I have now officially heard everything! Eeeew.
Mosie Im sure Tom eats plenty of that too. Cum that is.
Eating placenta can stunt your growth, Tom. Oh, wait.
pricolatino | 04.18.06 - 10:21 am | #
LOL, Daya!!
This was a joke. He was kidding around in the Diane Sawyer interview and stated this and was laughing about all the rumors out there, at least I hope he was kidding..
Ah, this is a joke, right? He really said that?
Someone needs to kidnap Katie and get her de-programmed pronto! I bet Tom's ex wives and ex girlfriends are so relieved to be out of the picture.
From 'Mothering Magazine' - September '83:-
Placenta Cocktail:
Ingredients:
1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot
Method: blend at high speed for 10 seconds. Serve.
this isn't true.
but, if katie has a stillborn, he does have to eat that.
silently.
with a nice chianti.
it was a joke. he was joking. i think he's crazy and all but he was totally laughing during that statement...
I hear placenta tastes like chicken.
jennifer | 04.18.06 - 10:41 am |
EEEWWW!!! I hate V-8.
prico, you could use tomato juice or clamato.
*dry heaving*
Jesus, why does this not surprise me. He may have been "joking," but remember most of the time a person says they're joking they really mean it.
GAAAAK!
"You can also plant the placenta in the ground, and plant a tree near it. It will help it grow."
wow! thanks for pointing that out anonymous. brilliant. because you know a tree won't grow without a placenta next to it. no sirree bob, not a single one.
you guys, he only has to eat the placenta out of a ceremonial goblet fashioned out of a goat skull, and only if mars is in retro-grade during a COMPLETELY silent, epidural-free birth.
this is an old scientologist joke he's playing on us...hahaha!!
good one, tom!!
...the joke, of course, being that humans don't give birth to pillows.
Hey y'all. Long time lurker, first time poster. Now back to topic:
MK, I was eating breakfast here. That is BEYOND disgusting. Still, as much of a nutjob as TC is, and as much as I'd like to believe he said this so we can lock him up and throw away the key, I doubt his PR whore would let something this bizarre out. But who knows, right?
Wouldn't it be funny if we all showed up at his house during delivery and started yelling and making noise?
if i were a celeb, i would hire his old pr people, they hid his craziness for so long-they must be the best in the business
For once, MK, you've pissed me off, and that like, never happens.
Tom Cruise (whom I loathe), was joking, but you posted it like it was groundbreaking news, and commented on it like it was groundbreaking news.
Ewwww. Something about this whole thing just makes me not like you quite as much.
Prico that is genious. I am so there. Bullhorns for everyone!
Guess Who? | 04.18.06 - 10:53 am | #
Hi and congratilations on getting out of the closet. Now, if only we could persuade Tom...
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF......GROSS.
Mosie Im sure Tom eats plenty of that too. Cum that is.
anon 2/Fancy | 04.18.06 - 10:27 am | TOTALLY!
Placenta is the new appetizer.
ew
OMG...tim, you are right...the joke is on us, cuz he would never eat a pillow! He knows there is no placenta to eat...birth mother has already disposed of it!!
he'll eat placenta but he won't touch pussy?? I don't get it...
heartsflowers | 04.18.06 - 11:02 am | #
He can eat the pillowcase.
knit one | 04.18.06 - 11:02 am | #
knit you're knaughty
Thanks meramari.
Mrs. Depp | 04.18.06 - 10:59 am | ::::
I knew they(his people) weren't that dense over there in tommyland.
That's truly disgusting. It borders on cannibalism.
Tom is one fucked up individual. He needs to just disappear into the stratosphere.
He's so out there. I hope he chokes on it. Queer!
and good morning all!!!
Good morning, NoAnjl!
Good morning, NoAnjl, fo sho.
Hopefully he'll soon see the error of his ways...
Oh, fuck him. I want him to crash and burn.
Hey NoAnjl!
he likes to choke on it a bit too much!
I guess he's used to swallowing gooey stuff!
This a joke right? RIGHT??!!
Morning to you too, prico!
Somebody needs to tell Miss Cruise where the placenta comes from...he'd never eat that.
Morning NoAnjl!
Cannibalism? What's next, homosexuality? Wait....
fo sho - mpc was jipped, huh?
Hello Mousie dear!!
Maybe he can roll it into a penis shape and stick it where he likes it!
You don't make cannibalistic jokes, it's bad taste.
I feel sick now.
Um, is that a picture of a real placenta? PUKE!!!
What's that saying?.... A lot of truth is said in jest?
jennifer | 04.18.06 - 10:41 am | #
Can you substitute down feathers if you do not have fresh (human) placenta?!?!
Good morning, all!! Working while at work totally sucks!
NoAnjl - I know! It was risque but this is friggin' dlisted!
Trying really hard not to think about the fact that I'm eating chicken fetus and placenta...
pricolatino | 04.18.06 - 9:51 am | #
LOL I'm with you on that! If you think about all the shit we eat, such as eggs, then it does seem really gross.
It's symbolic....he'll have consumed Katie's soul.
Let's hope he gets mad cow disease and goes insane....oh, wait.....
fo sho 
bzbee: LOL!!! Ditto!
I really can't look at that picture anymore. I'm getting queassssyyyy.
Hi bzbee!!
what the fuckkkkkkkkkk???????
so ewwwwwwwwww. He is fucked
I have heard of this in other countries for some spiritual bullshit but WTF. Just something to make his premire all the more better. Or so he thinks.
AAAAHHHHHHHH!! No more, please, no more!!!
Is this quoted from the interview last week with Diane? Cuz he said he was joking, silly MK You're such a shit stir-er!! Unless he said this elsewhere.. and wasn't joking?? And people really DO this?? I'm ill. How exactly do you ask the doctor, "Could you put that placenta in a zip-loc for me? I'm going to serve it up later! With some fa-vaaahhhh beanssss!!" My doctor woulda had me admitted!!
He'll do this, but won't lick pussy? The guy is nuts!!
And they are worried about the baby being scarred for life because of mom screaming during labor. Hmm I wonder what kind of effect dad gnawing on the placenta and cord will have on the TomKitten.
this is the most disgusting thing, so they are now cannibals in additions to being aliens.
This IS so fucking gross. It reminds of a jellyfish that washes up on the shore, except with bigger veins. eww, don't step on it!
Who the fuck does that? No seriously, I want to know! Like what fucked up country does this shit!!!
This is fucking disgusting! UGHHHH.
Scout
If you read this please make an avatar of Tom chomping on placenta and nawing on an umbilical cod with blood all over his face.. Thank You.
ok, we all know tom is a loony tune, but please tell me this isn't true...
anon2Fancy - thanks for the visual girlfriend. Love you too!
You welcome NoAnjl. I heart u too!
I read that he said this shit in the GQ interview...grooossss!!!
eating placenta is a tradition and not really a strange thing in a lot of families....
so everyone saying "ewwww"...grow the fuck up
There are no words. None.
Well - maybe one: meds.
jessica - You never said "eww" to any kind of food in your life? How about veggies when you were a little girl? Anything?
I saw on Discovery that eating goat shit is a tradition with some people (sorry, forget where). Am I allowed to say "eww" to that or no?
just when you think this crazy fuck can't possibly be any more nuts he proves us wrong once again. are we sure that he is not supposed to be commited?
so everyone saying "ewwww"...grow the fuck up
jessica
Once again I say ewwwww cause that shit is fucking nasty.
yeah um, jessica, I am a grown up and I think that is really, really gross.
he said he was joking on the Sawyer interview.
way to take things out of fucking context.
Scout
If you read this please make an avatar of Tom chomping on placenta and nawing on an umbilical cod with blood all over his face.. Thank You.
anon 2/Fancy | 04.18.06 - 11:46 am | #
Scout: Please for the love of the greater good in humanity, DO NOT subject us to this!!!!
Fancy, noooo! Bad idea. You just keep up the good work with YOUR avatars!!
Have I mentioned that I hate work??
I say "ewww" to the mental picture of Tom's razor sharp fangs ravenously ripping into a raw, bloody placenta as Katie watches with her nose wrinkled and smiling with her tongue sticking out. BARF!
fo sho!!! WTF!!!! WTF!!!! Are you having a contest with anon2?!! Enough!
eating placenta is a tradition and not really a strange thing in a lot of families....
jessica | 04.18.06 - 11:56 am |
So, how do you like yours? As a roast? Maybe jerky? Oh, how 'bout in a stew or chili?
Maybe cut it up like spagehtti and slurp it up.
Ravioli filling!
with blood and embryotic fluid sauce.
NoAnjl - Eek! I hadn't read anon 2/Fancy's post before I posted but Tom's teeth are so big and sharp looking. I bet those were his natural teeth in Interview with a Vampire. 
anon 2/Fancy - awesome idea!
and some parmesan for that extra zest.
So, how do you like yours? As a roast? Maybe jerky? Oh, how 'bout in a stew or chili?
jennifer | 04.18.06 - 12:25 pm | #
I prefer to slurp it like a jello shot!
From today's Post:
TOM'S PALS WARP PARADE POLL
April 18, 2006 -- TOM Cruise's cronies seem to have put a lot of effort into skewing a Parade magazine poll in his favor. Parade.com recently asked online readers whether they thought Cruise was responsible for his disastrous public relations year or if it was the media's fault. A shocking 84 percent of respondents blamed the press. But Parade publicist Alexis Collado tells us: "We at Parade found this a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers! One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone, all blaming the media for Tom's troubles. We also discovered that at least two other machines were the sources of inordinate numbers of votes. It seems these folks (whoever they may be) resorted to extraordinary measures to try to portray Tom in a positive light for the Parade.com survey. There is even a chance they wrote a special 'bot' program for the sole purpose of skewing the results, rather than casting the votes by hand on a computer." Cruise spokesman Paul Bloch told us, "I know nothing about the poll, so we have nothing to comment on."
NoAnjl... with or without the vodka? Or is it the marinade?
jennifer - please babe - I HATE HATE jello! The only reason I do them is to get to the VODKA!
So if you plant the placenta in the ground to help a tree grow, will the tree grow with little Xenu heads on it?
NoAnjl... Absolute or Kettle One?
This is definitely more fucked up than anything Anthony Bourdain ate. Including the raw just slaughtered baby seal. and the beating cobra heart.
This has to be a joke
Yeah, my hubby and I watched that on HBO and just about puked. I had to get up and leave the room. He just sat there looking green, saying over and over, "I can't believe they're f***king doing that...that's some sick shit!" He's now scarred for life.
jennifer - ya know what, I've never had Kettle One. I'm always, grey goose this, absolut that. Is it better? Must know before next Bloody Mary please.
Don't quote me on this, but I think the couple giving the placenta dinner party was from England, but maybe one of the guests just had a British accent. It's been a couple of years, so I don't remember all of the details but, I swear, they really ate it. And it was panfried.
NoAnjl, Stolichnaya all the way. But, Grey Goose is next best, if you're out of Stoli. I make the best dirty vodka martinis and bloody Mary's on the planet!
Check THIS out. And it's for real.
Ratings Report: 24 Wins Showdown
In Monday's ratings contest, NBC's Deal or No Deal again won the 8 pm hour (with 15 million total viewers, versus runner-up Prison Break's 8 mil); at 9, Fox's 24 (13.1 million viewers) clocked the Two and a Half Men-Old Christine combo and reality newcomer Celebrity Cooking Showdown; and at 10, ABC's What About Brian — which lost 28 percent of Housewives' audience when it sneak-previewed Sunday — made its regular time-slot debut to 7.1 mil samplers, a distant third to a CSI: Miami repeat and Medium. Or, one (at ABC) may argue, Brian had 20 million total viewers over the two nights. There, that sounds much better.
Posted by Matt Mitovich 04/18/2006 12:32 PM | Permlink | 1 Comment | Report
Was Parade's Poll Cruise-controlled?
A Parade magazine poll, which suggested that 84 percent of respondents blame the press — and not the actor's antics — for Tom Cruise's public-relations woes, may be suspect. Parade's publicist tells the New York Post, "We found [the outcome] a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating [and] found out that more than 14,000 [of the 18,000-plus] votes were cast from only 10 computers. One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone. It seems [someone] resorted to extraordinary measures to try to portray Tom in a positive light." A rep for Cruise had no comment, claiming, "I know nothing about the poll" — but probably a damn lot about psychiatry.
http://community.tvguide.com/
for...rumID=700000044
He's just digging himself in deeper and deeper!!!
EVERYONE STOP WITH THE ICKY COMMENTS! I'm trying to gnaw on a chicken leg over here! Oh and...........EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Shoot, I posted an add-on I didn't mean to. Here's the pertinent info:
Was Parade's Poll Cruise-controlled?
A Parade magazine poll, which suggested that 84 percent of respondents blame the press — and not the actor's antics — for Tom Cruise's public-relations woes, may be suspect. Parade's publicist tells the New York Post, "We found [the outcome] a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating [and] found out that more than 14,000 [of the 18,000-plus] votes were cast from only 10 computers. One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone. It seems [someone] resorted to extraordinary measures to try to portray Tom in a positive light." A rep for Cruise had no comment, claiming, "I know nothing about the poll" — but probably a damn lot about psychiatry.
http://community.tvguide.com/ for...rumID=700000044
He's just digging himself in deeper and deeper!!!
Ooooh. I forgot about the Stoli!!! I think me needs to stop at a liquor store on my way home.
NoAnjl... I prefer (usually) Absolute. Kettle One is good too.
Grietje, never had the Grey Goose, but love the Bloody Mary's.
Placenta kebobs with fish sauce.
It was very clear he said this in facetious way in the Diane Sawyer interview - knowing that the idiot press would pick up on this as the truth.
Grietje | 04.18.06 - 1:00 pm | #
and jennifer.
Thanks, will try on next binge!
It was a total joke! I watched the entire interview and he was making fun of how the tabloids pick out one thing and go crazy with it.
As Martha Stewart: A placenta pate is a wonderful thing to serve at all of your social gatherings. While nutritious and wholesome, one also has to enjoy the novelty of a gourmet dish such as this. A fresh serving of chilled fetus served with a tart cocktail sauce will make for an eye appealing side dish. It's a good thing.
Anona Matronic | 04.18.06 - 1:24 pm | #
I TOTALLY read that in her voice
MK you better be making this shit up. This is beyond sick. This is borderline Rosemary's Baby but scarier.
I've heard of a lot of people doing this (not PERSONALLY....phew) it's quite common apparently BUT it's still fucking gross
Even though he WAS kidding around I can STILL picture him doing this, someone said GNAWING, too true, blood dripping down his chin, eyes all aglow, evil, evil laugh....
whomever asked Scout to make that avatar - PLEEEEEEEEZE DO IT
Does eating the placenta make you less gay? Like being able to predict when a human woman is pregnant? Wow - this totally makes him extremely masculine - way more than even just riding motorcycles and flying in airplanes ever could. 'narf...
why on earth does he have to go to such freakishly bizzare lengths to try and prove something about himself? Seriously asking - is there some kind of scientology reason why he can't just be gay - is that "forbidden" or some shit? I mean he started out Catholic, and I get the impression that that doesn't play too well in the church, but seriously, I am curious. I find his downward spiral fascinating.
He is going to choke on feathers!
It's a lie, and for anyone to believe it needs to shoot thenselves
wHAT THE eFF, oVER
Baked, broiled, or grilled?
I just saw this post and not wanting to read all 200+ comments to find out if this is true or what? So, somebody please tell me that this is not true. Even f'ed up Tom Cruise wouldn't be stupid enough to actually say this (even if he really was planning this) Is there anymore to this story? This is disturbing.
Mmmm, Xenu Stew.
Seriously, lots of people eat the placenta (cooked), it's filled with iron and protein and stuff. I personally find the thought revolting but whatever. I'd prefer to plant it with a tree or something.
Eeeew. All those people are sick fuckers who are one step away from cannibalism.
the Placenta should be donated to a blood bank. It contains lots of nutrient-rich "fresh" blood which can be useful for people in need. donate: that is the best thing to do with it.
ok mk that pic is gross!!!!!!!
Eeeew. All those people are sick fuckers who are one step away from cannibalism.
Jan | 04.18.06 - 3:54 pm | #
Not really. It's a personal choice and frankly a lot more nutritious than what many people in 'civilized' countries like the US and Canada eat on a daily basis (McDonald's anyone?). But I agree with bucki, donating the placenta, or banking the blood (along with the cord blood) are smart options.
how can we, as a nation, stand and watch this woman be abused?
I almost ate a placenta when I lived in China. My aunt bought one from hospital and used it to make soup. She told me to have a drink of the soup at first, and I asked her what the heck was it after seeing the weird bag in on the soup. Luckily, she told me that was a placenta. omfg.
He best hope that Katie didnt go passing her herpes virus into that placenta.
BTW When is she gonna give birth. Fucking Elephants have a shorter gestation!!!
That's probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Period.
Oh god, why did I zoom in on that picture!? *Gags*
I think he was actually joking this time. making fun of how people percieve him. but he is a basketcase anyways
Oh my god! This is gonna be the greatest death in history! What a jackass! And she finds this fascinating? Really? Commit them now!!!
I thought it was good for your hair and skin, not good to eat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MAN THAT IS FUCKED UP!
Just when I think his fag ass couldn't get anymore weird. Someone call the Mother Ship and tell them to beam that Motherfucker outta here!
FYI, there is a reason mothers do this, it is full of nutrients(i know still gross) and alot of women dry it grind it up and put it in capsuls and use it for post partam depression. I would rather do that than take an anti depressant pill that is full of chemical. I guess non of you knuckel heads would understand that unless you've had kids or have ever had post partum depression.
I think the way to better understand his alien highness (Cruise) is to look at his Scientology.
Interesting read:
http://www.rickross.com/referenc...y/
scien269.html
Penthouse Interview with L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. (Founder of Scientologyy’s Son)
Penthouse/June 1983
Some highlights:
Penthouse: Why do you think it’s so risky?
Hubbard: My father drilled into all of us: Don’t go to court thinking to win a lawsuit. You go to court to harass, to delay, to exhaust the enemy financially, physically, mentally. You file every motion you can think of and you just lock them up in court. The courts, for my father, were never used to seek justice or redress, put to destroy the people he thought were enemies, to prevent negative stories from appearing. He just wanted complete control of the press --and got it.
Penthouse: What exactly is Scientology?
Hubbard: Scientology is a power-and-money-and-intelligence-gathering game. To use common, everyday English, Scientology says that you and I and everybody else willed ourselves into being hundreds of trillions of years ago --just by deciding to be. We willed ourselves into being ourselves. Through wild space games, interaction, fights, and wars in the grand science-fiction tradition, we created this universe --all the matter, energy, space, and time of this universe. And so through these trillions of years, we have become the effect of our own cause and we now find ourselves trapped in bodies. So the idea of Scientology “auditing” or ‘counseling” or “processing” is to free yourself from your body and to return you to the original godlike state or, in Scientology jargon, an operating Thetan --O.T. We are all fallen gods, according to Scientology, and the goal is to be returned to that state.
Penthouse: And what is the Church of Scientology?
Hubbard: It’s one of my father’s many organizations. It was formed in 1953, basically to avoid the harassment of my father by the medical profession and the IRS. The idea of Scientology didn’t really exist before that point as a religion, but my father hit upon turning it into a church after he started feeling pressured.
Penthouse: Didn’t your father have any interest in helping people?
Hubbard: No.
Penthouse: Never?
Hubbard: My father started out as a broke science-fiction writer. He was always broke in the late 1940s. He told me and a lot of other people that the way to make a million was to start a religion. Then he wrote the book Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health while he was in Bayhead, New Jersey. When we later visited Bayhead, in about 1953, we were walking around and reminiscing --he told me that he had written the book in one month.
Penthouse: There was no church when he wrote the book?
Hubbard: Oh, no, no. You see, his goal was basically to write the book, take the money and run. But in 1950, this was the first major book of do-it-yourself psychotherapy, and it became a runaway best-seller. He kept getting, literally, mail trucks full of mail. And so he and some other people, including J. W. Campbell, the editor of Astounding Science Fiction, started the Dianetics Research Foundation in Elizabeth, New Jersey. And the post office kept backing up and just dumping mail sacks into the building. The foundation had a staff that just ran through the envelopes and threw away anything that didn’t have any money in it.
Penthouse: People sent money?
Hubbard: Yeah, they wanted training and further Dianetic auditing, Dianetic processing. It was just an incredible avalanche.
Penthouse: Did he write the book off the top of his head? Did he do any real research?
Hubbard: No research at all.
Penthouse: Did your father do this just for money?
Hubbard: Yes. The more he made, the more he wanted. He became greedy. He was really just interested in the use of money and power, wherever it was or whosoever’s it was. Morality and politics made no difference to him at all.
Penthouse: Where did all this money come from? How much did it cost to be audited, in Scientology parlance?
Hubbard: It cost as much as a person had. He had to stay in the organization, getting audited higher and higher, until he paid us as much as he had. People would sell their house, their car, convert their stocks and securities into cash, and turn it all over to Scientology.
Penthouse: What did you promise them for this price?
Hubbard: We promised them the moon and then demonstrated a way to get there. They would sell their soul for that. We were telling someone that they could have the power of a god --that’s what we were telling them.
Penthouse: What kind of people were tempted by this promise?
Hubbard: A whole range of people. People who wanted to raise their IQ, to feel better, to solve their problems. You also got people who wished to lord it over other people in the use of power. Remember, it’s a power game, a matter of climbing a pyramidal hierarchy to the top, and it’s who you can step on to get more power that counts. It appeals a great deal to neurotics. And to people who are greedy. It appeals a great deal to Americans, I think, because they tend to believe in instant everything, from instant coffee to instant nirvana. By just saying a few magic words or by doing a few assignments, one can become a god. People believe this. You see, Scientology doesn’t really address the soul; it addresses the ego. What happens in Scientology is that a person’s ego gets pumped up by this science-fiction fantasy helium into universe-sized proportions. And this is very appealing. It is especially appealing to the intelligentsia of this country, who are made to feel that they are the most highly intelligent people, when in actual fact, from an emotional standpoint, they are completely stupid. Fine professors, doctors, scientists, people involved in the arts and sciences, would fall into Scientology like you wouldn’t believe. It appealed to their intellectual level and buttressed their emotional weaknesses. You show me a professor and I revert back to the fifties: I just kick him in the head, eat him for breakfast.
(My mother was lying on the bed and my father was sitting on her, facing her feet. He had a coat hanger in his hand. There was blood all over the place.)
Penthouse: Did it attract young people as much as cults today?
Hubbard: Yes. We attracted quite a few hippies but we tried to stay a way from them, because they didn’t have any money.
Penthouse: A poor man can’t be a Scientologist?
Hubbard: No, oh no.
Penthouse: What do you think of the great popularity of cults in this country?
Hubbard: I think they’re very dangerous and destructive. I don’t think that anyone should think for you. And that’s exactly what cults do. All cults, including Scientology, say, “I am your mind, I am your brain. I’ve done all the work for you, I’ve laid the path open for you. All you have to do is turn your mind off and walk down the path I have created.” Well, I have learned that there’s great strength in diversity, that a clamorous discussion or debate is very healthy and should be encouraged. That’s why I like our political setup in the United States: simply because you can fight and argue and jump up and down and shout and scream and have all kinds of viewpoints, regardless of how wrongheaded or ridiculous they might be. People here don’t have to give up their right to perceive things the way they believe. Scientology and all the other cults are one-dimensional, and we live in a three-dimensional world. Cults are as dangerous as drugs. They commit the highest crime: the rape of the soul.
Penthouse: Do you mean killed?
Hubbard: Well, he didn’t really want people killed, because how could you really destroy them if you just killed them? What he wanted to do was to destroy their lives, their families, their reputations, their jobs, their money, everything. My father was the type of person who, when it came to destruction, wanted to keep you alive for as long as possible, to torture you, punish you. If he chose to destroy you, he would love to see you lying in the gutter, strung out on booze and drugs, rolling in your own vomit, with your wife and children gone forever: no job, no money. He’d enjoy walking by and kicking you and saying to other people, “Look what I did to this man!” He’s the kind of man who would pull the wings off flies and watch them stumble around. You see, this fits in with his Scientology beliefs, also. He felt that if you just died, your spirit would go out and get another body to live in. By destroying an enemy that way, you’d be doing him a favor. You were letting him out from under the thumb of L. Ron. Hubbard, you see?
Tom.... oh tom... why?
Omg. Yuck, yuck, yuck....
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