Her singing SUCKS
That's a convenient belief system, Mary.
I agree... where's all the cash for MY bling and clothes and shoes and purses, God? WHY NOT ME???
damn..how can i get in touch with Mary's God...cause mine is on permanent vacation
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i have to admitt that i heart Mary, but hate the fur
Is she serious?
Damn, bytch, where'd you find that God? And where can I get one?
God must hate you, Star. *My* God wants me to be shallow and materialistic, so he gives me bling.
ugh! Her god needs to give her some dancing lessons.
I like her God. Does this mean that Whitneys God wants her to smoke crack?
What church does she go to? My ass needs to get over there and light a candle or something.
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Mary sounds like she's back on that shit!!!!!! God don't like ugly Mary!!!!
"And thunder broke the skies, and the earth opened and swallowed her prideful ass..."
Revelations 10:44
YOU'VE BEEN TOO STRONG FOR TOO LONG! don't succumb to this shit gurl
God, she's nauseating. You know, if you manage to get lucky with hardly any talent and just average looks, and someone wants to give you millions of dollars, fine, take it. But shut the fuck up about it. Don't try to make out like you DESERVE it, like God picked you out? How about if God chooses to have you raped by some gangsta on a side street in East LA? I guess that's all good.
Note to Mary J. Blige:
God doesn't care about your 'things', your 'bling', or how hot you think you are, so STFU already.
I'm that guy, i totally agree.
She totally ruined "One" too.
That picture looks like she's saying:
*tongue smack*
"My god can beat your god... Pssst"
*looks away while giving you The Hand*
Her God should teach her ass to sing .. cause the bitch CAN'T
I love her. She's just Mary.
I have a stupid question. What is H&M and why the fuck don't we have on where I live? Is it like Marshall's or TJ Max?!
I will build an altar to her God. It will be all gold plated and bling covered.
hahahahhaa....that's funny shit..but I do agree that God seems to be giving her a lot more cash then he's giving me
Stoney, H&M is a cheap store with all the current trends. Like Forever 21.
Stoney Baloney: H and M = Hits and Misses, it's a store for crossdressers
I miss H&M... *sniff*
I need to make a shopping trip to New York. You can get 28 fun outfits with $200 at H&M.
Sounds like a store for me! (I'm trendy but poor, lol)
Yea? But my God loves me. This I know.
Why wouldn't God want his children to be prosperous? As long as he gets all the glory, that's what matters. What Mary is saying is true.
StoneyBaloney | 04.18.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Where do you live Stoney? As much as i love the treasures I discover at Marshalls, H&M it isn't... it's a Swedish Clothing company but it's everywhere now... They've got great stuff, but they're not Prada either...
They have cute, cheap, trendy clothes and accessories. And when the trend is gone, you can discard them or give them away to crack whores without feeling guilty because they were so cheap.
My God wants me to eat chocolate 24/7
I have nothing to say about this. I have been left speechless *sigh*
What is going on with god?? First he gives Star Jones "beauty" and now he's telling Mary "be materialistic"?
god has been hijacked
Hmm, that's nice but what would Jesus do?
God's busy, so he lets people believe what they want.
That's right Mary, damn what these broke ass, crusty, need a stylist, walfare bitches have to say, just because their happy with being blah doesn't mean she can't get her bling on!! And about the fur coat, GOD did give us domination over the animals soo, where's my fur coat bitches!!?!!?!
No you the one that sound dumb
I must not pray correctly. God only loves me enough for Target, TJMAXX, and the really rare shoe binges at nicer stores-I love shoes. What am I doing wrong?!?!
Love you Mary.
maybe she followed MC Hammer's advice... Pray.. Pray... You've Got To Pray Just To Make It Today...
didn't work for MC 
jennifer | 04.18.06 - 12:41 pm | #
LMAO!
funny.. Jesus is fine with his rag robes and sandals.
Bling is so 2003. Get with the times bitch!
I can't stand these bitches who say this kind of shit because deep down inside they know they're just lucky and say this kind of stupid shit so they don't feel guilty about spending millions on something meaningless. She's the kind of person that underneath all the money that is spend to make them look decent, you can see the trash that they are.
Oops! I meant "spent"
I love H&M!!!
Remember, this is the bitch that insists on a NEW
Sorry, must have hit Enter...
Remember, this is the bitch that insists on a NEW toilet seat in her dressing room.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Mary but she coulda kept that shit to herself. I think I understand what she's saying but it comes off ignorant as hell...
Meh, a new toilet seat is about $20, $40 if you want a fancy one. Cheap. I'd demand rose petals in my toilet water every time I use it.
boo on fur! I love the mary but fur is never okay!!
Bling is so 2003. Get with the times bitch!
pats | Homepage | 04.18.06 - 12:53 pm
HAHA! You must not have seen Ellen this morning! Randy Jackson was on and they had all kinds of bling-covered accessories. Ice ice, baby! Bling is the new gasket bracelet.
I think there's actually a celebrity who does insist on rose petals in her toilet, anyone know who?
boo on fur! I love the mary but fur is never okay!!
Anonymous | 04.18.06 - 1:06 pm |
FUCKING-A RIGHT! Don't EVEN get Mousie started.
I think there's actually a celebrity who does insist on rose petals in her toilet, anyone know who?
Anonymous | 04.18.06 - 1:06 pm |
That would be Barbara Striesand.
I'm that guy | 04.18.06 - 12:30 pm | #
Couldn't have said it better. Dumb bitch who attributes the luck she's had with God's will. I can't wait for her ass to be broke so I can dance around and say, well, God wanted you to be poor bitch. Now suck it.
H & M is a Swedish clothing store. Karl Langerfeld used to be the designer. I'm not too crazy about it but if you're lucky you can get nice trendy clothes for very cheap.
Well I guess they don't have H&M in Tennessee!
Thank you Fancy, now that I know that it doesn't surprise me
Hmm, she must worship the Republican God.
No but they got good S&M in Tennessee
Sorry Mary, your God made you a dumb bitch, talented yes, but still a dumb bitch.
I love the fact that she says what she thinks! Good for her!
I love Mary J.: she can spend all the money she wants, rock all the ice she can, friggin' sashay all the boots her little heart desires!
I would too!
Mary Mary - Love you to death BUT what you said makes no sense. I heard his streets are paved w/ gold, and there are many mansions and pearly gates too, so I dont think GOD is too concerned w/ what you're talking about. I also truely believe her comment was taken out of text big time. As the media does so well.
And Moses sayeth to Mary J "Shut thy gaping pie-hole sperm-snaffler and fucketh off" Leviticus ch8 verse 12
oh goody, another talentless bling addict.
MK, I think that we should actively pursue the possibility of finding you a handsome, virile sugar-daddy so you can have all the shiny things you've ever wanted
All fur is good........jealous bitches.
OMG - she's such an ass. I never cared either way, but once I saw this video, I HATE her. she's so hypocritical!!!
She basically wished she could be the crap out of a little girl in england.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...ry%20J.%
20Blige
fur = fuck you cunt
sick ass mary j
Long live Queen Mary! Animals deserve to die for her.
CLASSIC BLIGE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...?v=Q...ry%20J.%
20Blige
haha
don't hate! she is fab and that is all that matters. If she wants to wear fur, than let her! whatevs it's her money!
This bitch needs to get over herself. She's a bathroom snort away from Whitney, EXCEPT Whitney used to be classy and talented. Mary J. Blige never was.
She's smelling herself a little too much.. always telling everyone how fabulous she is. Hell, *some* of her music is okay, but alot of her singing style isn't appreciated by all by sick dogs and cats in heat.
Maybe being a self-absorbed, talentless, coke-snorting hack is something HER God wants... I'd prefer to think being humble is more noteworthy.
I must be praying to the wrong deity then... because I always pray to my goddess for a Birken bag, a sick pair of street walker Manolo's, an Hermes shoulder Birkin, and a truckload of male bitches, but here I sit, tapping my foot impatiently... sans any of those things!
My goddess wants me to have NOT! No fair!
ok hoes, bacdafukup off my Mary fo' I get all geto up in here, M'kay???
Two quick things:
1. Her God is probably weeping in pity over her pet rock-level IQ and
2. MK, you are MY god. :P
god wants me to smack her
Yeah. . . so what? Most Christians are materialistic, big deal. That's what the religion is about anyway, cuz it damn sure ain't about emulating Jesus (I mean, could Christianity BE anymore anti-tolerance?).
Shit, the Catholic Church has taken poor people's money for centuries and used it to buy priceless works of art and to line the halls of the Vatican with gold and silver. So apparently God wants the pope to "bling" too. Do you think God cares whether your church has delicately stained glass windows and shiny, golden statues of the Virgin Mary? Sure you do; if not, what's the point of the shit?
The actions of Christians show that they do essentially believe this, whether they voice it or not, so don't try to condemn Mary for putting the religion on front street. We already knew anyway.
Why the heck is she famous? She's a lousy singer. Can't even hold a conversation either. Also, she can't dress for shit.
Her God is the same as Oprah's. Hers also wants her to buy more shit and just ignore the starving people.
she has a lot of nerve invoking the Lord to justify her materialism! bi-atch!
"God" and "bling" don't belong in the same sentence.
Mary J. deserves every luxury that she has!!! She worked hard for it.
I just lost respect for her 
You can always count on a dumb singer for a great quote.
What a dipshit..
i like H&M...not everyone has the money to buy high-priced name brand shit...
and mary, well, she's just mary--hate her or love her, she ain't apoligizing for shit.
Mary J.... My God want you to pay off my Student Loan Debt. 
Her and her ghetto friend Lil' Kim are the most annoying classless pieces of shit I've ever seen. Even with all the millions they have you can't polish a turd!
CAN'T STAND HER. She is so arrogant and talentless. Ugh.
Her god must be Xenu. He DOES like money.
the god of riches has got her for sure
DAMN, HER GOD IS TRIPPIN... GHETTO FABULOUSLY AT THAT!
so then god wants me to be poor and struggling...i get it now......
Whatever, she just uses her belief in God (probably all for show) to try to justify her stupidity in her extravagant excess. Nothing will change the fact that she's still trampy ghetto. She has awful music.
im not trying to judge but mary is being a hypocrite. as god said, the first will be last and the last will be first
Wow!!! I can not believe she said that. It's how people like her justify the fact that they are overpaid, and people are starving. She's going straight to hell. Money is her God.
You betta leave GOD's child alone...seriously... Be careful what you put out in the universe
What she said is really dumb.
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