everything is dried up. its better that way.
FIRST!!!HA!!
FUCK!!!
i can donate some eggs AND a uterus that I am done using! 
actually, everything may be all dried up like a raisin for madge, but she can soak it all in kaballah water. i guess that shit is has magical powers. i will start drinking it soon and destroy earth with my laser beam eyes.
she is manly
You cant make a decent omelette with powdered eggs,what chance of a baby??
Wow. She's still the shit...she was Madonna before being Madonna was cool
Madonna, go away already.
this site is now read by jaded, underemployed fags and bitter people...lets go to Perezhilton.com now....
I'm actually jealous... I am wanting another baby so bad, but I am think I'm too old... good luck Madonna
Is she thinking with her vagina?
this site is now read by jaded, underemployed fags and bitter people...lets go to Perezhilton.com now....
Anonymous | 04.19.06 - 12:43 pm | #
oh PEREZ just sign your name little man we KNOW you read DLISTED
and being a jaded fag? well baby thats like looking in a mirror to you huh? 
OH SNAP
You couldn't drag me kicking and screaming to Perez's moronic website. I hate that fat, ugly, self-promoting, egotistical piece of shit with a passion. Fuck him, goddammit.
Perez sucks ass. You go on over there and have fun!! You will fit right in.
"I really don't need to deal with another celebrity birth at this moment. Can't L.A. put birth control in the water just for a few months."
Just spit pasta salad all over my screen
i still go for the comments and to call him fat. whoops
I hope that Angelina gives birth on the day that MI:3 comes out...I love her to death and dont give a shit what anyone thinks!
p.s. I just spit Pepsi on the BC comment!
Let's all throw our payless shoes to Perez's face.
I doubt it's true, she said ages ago she wouldn't have anymore after Rocco. Besides, she'll be way too busy this summer bending over backwards & kissing her own muff on her world tour to be fussed with fucking!
Dayanarapotamus | 04.19.06 - 12:56 pm | #
hey now I wouldnt toss Star Jones payless shoes at him! But i do have some bloody tampons to toss at Perez and his bloated face..
perez never updates and when he decides to come to the computer after begging for free shit its always day-old or irrelevant news about how he did lines in the girls bathroom off of hohans ass...
keep your legs closed madonna...
She'd be her own kid's grandma!
used tampons it's then.
She's rich enough to pay for all sorts of fertility procedures to make her dried-up uterus fertile again. What about adoption Madge? Ever heard of that?
I thought Madge went through 'the change' already. I thought that was why she was having Convulsions on the Dance Floor.
You know she put a dozen or so of her royal eggs on ice back in the day. The doctor will probably defrost them, sprinkle on some Kaballah water, unleash some Ritchie swimmers in the dish, have Madonna do a handstand, and pour the whole thing into her preheated oven. The baby will just roll on out.
every month I'm ready to rip out my uterus and toss it out the window...
You men have NO friggin clue what its like to have a utuers!
But then again women are what keep the human race alive!
CARPE DIEM bitches!
I thought Madge went through 'the change' already. I thought that was why she was having Convulsions on the Dance Floor.
Loozer | 04.19.06 - 1:03 pm |
LOLOLOLOL... I think she should give birth on stage as part of her show.
whoa! she looks like bette davis in that photo. guy is hot though.
All this Perez shit....I normally don't comment 'cause I think the celebrity gossip blogwar is a bit ridonkulous (and I'm glad MK doesn't get into that shit either), but it's gotten to the point I must ask - when was his site EVER good? I thought it sucked even at the height of its popularity.....I almost never went to it.
That being said, Madge is barren. Tom Cruise ate her uterus at a Kabbalah-Scientology multiCULTural event.
I thought Madge went through 'the change' already. I thought that was why she was having Convulsions on the Dance Floor.
Loozer | 04.19.06 - 1:03 pm |
I'm still crying on that one, best comment all day! Good thing I went to pee before I read it!
You know she put a dozen or so of her royal eggs on ice back in the day. The doctor will probably defrost them, sprinkle on some Kaballah water, unleash some Ritchie swimmers in the dish, have Madonna do a handstand, and pour the whole thing into her preheated oven. The baby will just roll on out.
the betsy | Homepage | 04.19.06 - 1:07 pm | #
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Guy's ok until he opens his mouth and then you realise what a dick he is.
He is, but I'd still hit it. And I don't go for blondes, but he's on my exception list.
She'd be her own kid's grandma!
lemure | 04.19.06 - 1:00 pm | #
Madonna is old as shit and about to hit the road this summer to promote that tired vagina of hers. - You know MK, you really are a dork. I love you, but Vadge isn't that much older than I am and I'm totally hot. *hand*
Perez is the world's biggest asshat. Even bigger than Dubya Bush, K-Fed, LongWhoria and Parisite.
I'll donate an entire box of used tampons to be thrown at Perez...
On topic: People who have a baby to save their marriage should be shot.
On topic: People who have a baby to save their marriage should be shot.
mikki | 04.19.06 - 1:15 pm | #
or as worse is getting married after having a kid.
I am in a good 17yo marriage with 3 kids 9,10 and 11 but its been a roller coaster all right. I have BEATEN into my 28yo single sisters head DONT GET MARRIED...get sperm, get a kid and have a life!(just my own opinion)
I'm sure Tom Cruise can send her some barley water and vitamins to help her conceive....
moonmaid
How old is she?
How come Madonna and Guy Ritchie are not a supercouple like Guydonna?
Guydonna is good. I suggest Mitchie.
Loozer, 1:03pm,
All you bitches are cracking me up today! 
GO YANKEES 
Madonna is too old to think a baby is going to fix a failing (if it is) relationship.
Her vaginia lips are bigger than my boobs.
reminder
*save used tampons*
Well if it weren't for Perez, I never would have found dlisted! I even remeber seeing Mizro in there back in the day. Back when it was called pagesixsixsix.com, I thought it was pretty cool. But then he met Parisite and didn't throw shit at her and instead buddied up to her. What a hypocrite! I can't stand that turd.
"I really don't need to deal with another celebrity birth at this moment. Can't L.A. put birth control in the water just for a few months. With Brangelina, Gwen and who knows else coming up...I just can't take it!!!"
THAT HOT MK, NEITHER CAN I TAKE ANOTHER PREGNANT HO, WALKING AROUND AIMLESSLY, FOR THE PRESS.
Well you know as soon as Madonna conceives Demi will! Kabbalah Kopy Kat!
Madonna + jagger.
There you have it.
You're right,Stoney: I WAS there too, toots - back in the .pagesixsixsix. days!
Perez's site hooked me on gossip and BANG, he went all stupid on us!
I, too, would never have found Dlisted if it weren't for someone named Laura who listed a few alternative sites!
I worship at the MK altar - but Perez did initiate my addiction.
Oh, yeah, Esther - pffft... Don't give a damn what she does anymore - she's an imposter now.
HAHA! I found this site because it was mentioned on the REAL PageSix! I never looked back, either. *sigh* DListers are the total shit.
Truer words never written, Mousie!
fit enough to perform while pregnant? but she does like... tantric dancing and cartwheels and shit. i dont know...
also, that bitch menstruates? hot shit.
Maybe she'll get a surigate.
i ran into Dlisted by googling celebrity gossip and haven't looked back.
Leave Madge alone! Sure, she may be as old as air but her spot in history is already stamped! She is the mother of all the cheap ,slutty, cumguzzling pop princesses... She reigns supreme!
I want to slap this bitch.
mpcmike: Congrats on your "Caption This" victory, babe!
Hi.
I totally hear that!!!
I can't remember how I stumbled on to the best celebrity blog EVER! YOU ROCK,MK!
GO YANKEES
Blech to infinity and beyond.
Ah she'll get a surrogate and do the pillow thing a la TomKat or she'll get an egg donor but try to convince everyone that she in all her dried-up-probably-menopausal glory has conceived a miracle baby. She's 48 or something like that, if she uses her own eggs provided she has any left, the kid will likely have Downs, Her ego is too big to have a handicapped child.
Oh my God! In this picture she looks just like Shondi's avatar!
Madonna is still the shit, no matter what you all say.
No female star is / was like her at her age, and that is the whole point of her career, then and now and in the years to come.
Go Madonna!
I have always found her ugly and disgusting. She's churlish and base.
Funny how she and her tired vagina are gonne make about $200 million this summer with her tour, which is selling out as we speak.
Dried up at 47?! Your kidding me right?! Not a huge fan of hers but your comment is truly ignorant and so are most responses on here. It just goes to show you how jealous people are of other people with money, power and fame.
Alexi, shut the hell up with that tired comment of "oh you're just jealous". Please most of us are just calling it as we see it and some of us are just insecure people who need to vent out our frustrations on celebrities who have no clue
"How come Madonna and Guy Ritchie are not a supercouple like Guydonna?"
---GothamGal
Good call, GG...but may I suggest "MadGuy"?
regarding supercouple - um, because it takes two superstars for that? Guy Ritchie is a well-known director at best, but not a star in his own right.
Brad + Angelina, Ben + JLo, Tom + Joey Potter = 100 % stars.
Uh, I'm not jealous of her power and fame. Would never want either one. However, I could live with the money part. But not if I had to pimp myself out like she's had to.
She is very 'mannish'......can't forget that pic of her in the red retro dress with those rippling biceps...she probably has peach fuzz all over her face and gray strands of pubic hair, plus I'm sure she's had lots of vericose vein work done....her facial expressions always look like she has some sort of inside joke going on...I bet she rolls her eyes alot........
I agree with Alexi - some of you are pretty bitter, eh? Madonna's done a ton of interesting work in the music industry, she was a trailbreaker for other female solo artists, and come on, all you jealous girls (and yes, you are jealous, admit it!) she looks amazing, regardless of her age, which, by the way, isn't "old."
And no, I'm not some equally bitter 40 or 50 year old trying to make my age sound better - I'm 28. I just think you are all being a little ridiculous calling her "dried up." Besides, 47 is the new, what, 30 now?
Meh, went to Perez Hilton's site because Feast of Fools mentioned him in their podcast. I wasn't impressed. My best friend told me about dlisted.
Guydonna needs to put the cooch out to pastrure already.
I'm 28. I just think you are all being a little ridiculous calling her "dried up." Besides, 47 is the new, what, 30 now?
Fiona | 04.19.06 - 8:58 pm | #
As said on Gastinau Girls:
40 is the new 30
30 is the new 20
20 is the new 10.
Poor thing, you're barely out of your teen years.
Madonna is so full of shit- in the past she criticized her father for raising her too strict as a Catholic and now she's forcing her children to follow her Kaballa bull. What a whore.
I have always found her ugly and disgusting. She's churlish and base.
Lena | 04.19.06 - 7:04 pm | #
LOL - "churlish and base" - pretty good!
Vadge will do whatever it takes to keep her vadge in the press...what ever it takes
Madonna isnt old as shit, she is the shit!!!! she is a legend and she looks amazing for being "old as shit" michael k is a bitter jaded faggot.....he likes no talented trash bags like jordan...madonna has the world at her feet and has sold out madison square garden in ten minutes, beating the record of U2
Slut comes to mind
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