suri gets married.
Sweet Jesus....I'm speechless.
Ugh. MK, why do you torture us so?
Little Red Riding hood ain't so little anymore since she found her "special" Kripsy Kreme Chef.
oh my god don't let them breed!!!!!!!
omg.... that's hilarious.. need to work on this one
Star Jones and Al Reynolds decide to bleach themselves and renew their vows.
"I'm so glad I married y'all, Mama!"
I'm finally gonna get laid...and she's not even my first cousin!
To prove that Kevin does not believe in divorce, he and Britany renew their vows at a lovely outdoor ceremony.
Britney and Kevin renew their vows in 2008.
Boy, you best act like you is happy now. This is a shotgun weddin'.
Britney remarries...KFED's cousin/brother/son
Shucks Ma...You're so perty.
Kelly Pickler 2010.
Baby, you got a purty mouth!
Eminem gets married AGAIN
AAWWWWWW what a cute couple....*hurls*
the rennaissance faire's sadie hawkins wedding is never very well received.
Thanks for be'in my bride mamma.
Peter has finally found his tinerbell.
Bobby Jo and all her chins had never been so happy.
The shortbus quickly whisked them away to their honeymoon in the hollers of West Virginia.
Jack Sprat and the new missus.
for the reception, she took off her red shawl and allowed them to project "mission impossble 3" on her massive body.
Goodwill extends their services to online dating.
(hell, I'm going to hell)
Shut up Billy Wayne, keep smiling or I'll squeeze them puppies harder.
John Boy is crying because he had to marry Betty Sue or her dad Billy Bob would shot his ass.
something borrowed.
something borrowed.
something borrowed.
something borrowed.
Star Jones and Gay Al, the caucasian version.
Don't cry, Kevin...
Britney's sterile now.
Renaissance Faire Sadie Hawkins...that is so FUNNY.
Special Olympics Valentine's Day Wedding
I love you Aunt Mommy.
Lowered expectations (music plays)...
Britney and Kevin renew their vows.
I can't believe she's wearing white, you know the Rottweiler got there first!
Charlotte Church denies putting on weight and marrying her rugby boyfriend
ew i seriously saw this couple at disney last year - its like a white trash dream vacation complete with huge women and skinny toothless men
before the ceremony, the bride and groom were chased through'the ugly forest' by pit bulls, hitting every branch in their frantic escape.
Who said E-Harmony doesn't work?
And the bride was a vision of lovliness in her mamma's best red lace tablecloth.
I can't believe you're my sister wife now!
"I already said 'I Do' alright! Now please tell yer daddy to put down his shotgun. I skeered!"
Lowered Expectations.....
love is blind
HBO presents...Big Love.
downy's need love, too.
"Some guys have all the luck....."-Rod Stewart song
After her divorce, Renee Zellweger finally decides to release her wedding photos to the media.
brooke and tom in an alternate universe
can you tell who needs a greencard?
Four Teeth and a Fupa
Honeymoon on the Appalachian Cruise Riverbarge down the French Broad River.
Oh holy shit
Tom Cruise realises the errors of his cultish ways and crawls back to Nicole.
"It's a nice day for a Lane Bryant wedding."
The thought of the upcoming grocery bills just hit him.
or
"Please don't eat me!"
After being kicked off American Idol last week, Bucky went home, cut his hair off and renewed his vows to his lovely wife.
"OK...we're married, now let go! PLEASE!!!"
White-trash Star and Al.
who said plastic christmas poinsettas were just for christmas?
Meet the Homecoming King and Queen 2006
Like a fat kid on a smartie marrying a kit kat bar...
My brother had THE trashiest psuedo wiccan/druid/cherokee wedding. It was held underneath some guy's porch. Everyone was in costumes and shit, except our family.I wish I was joking. I have pictures!
Heavy Flo finally met a man who'd marry her.
Til meth do us part.
and this is in 2020 when we renewed our vows... i told y'all i would lose the baby weight.
~B. Spears
rofl -I really can't think of anything right now.
I need a cold beer...
Dollywoods annual half-price wedding day is sure to bring out the locals.
May I present Mr. and Mrs. Sprat.
This is proof that fat people do have sex.
"I love you long time, Becky Sue... DOY!!"
why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
when did they steal my wedding photos?
I love brother sister weddings? Dont yall?
on you mark...
get set...
FAIL!
"you poor unfortunate soul!"
A wedding fit for the Jerry Springer Show
Katie Holmes gained some weight afer the birth, but still went on with the farce of her wedding
who stole my picture, im suing!
This marriage was annulled one week later due to fraud. When the bride's Daddy got drunk on moonshine and started spilling his guts at the reception, she found out her new husband was also her half-brother. That's why they had so much in common.
Red, White, and fug all over
I thought "The Swan" was cancelled
Red, White, and fug all over
rumla1978 |
HAHA!
brilliant.
Life at its worst: Honeymoon night for a siamese twin...who shares one pelvis.
"Theres someone for everyone and Tommys love was Becky in her eyes he didnt have to prove he was a man"
Kenny Rogers "The Coward of the County"
After 2years of chatting on the internet,blind Cletus Swiggins marries his tall,slim swedish model
Wanda Jean, I ain't gots enough flour to roll you in. How I gone fine the wet spot now?
love is blind
EM | 04.20.06 - 3:02 pm | #
DAMN WELL BETTER BE!!!!!!
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
Please Carnie Wilson, don't eat me!
Kimberly who??? Eminem finds new white trash wife.
Til meth do us part.
StoneyBaloney | 04.20.06 - 3:04 pm | #
He needs to share some with her!
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome ruins lives.
Her dress doubled as the tent for the reception
You had me at howdy!
EL B-They have internets service in that there holler Cletus comes from?!?!
There is in fact someone for everyone.
Stoney...I almost spit coffee on my screen w/ the Lane Bryant comment. You can't have me laughing like that at work!
bzbee
Kissin cousins.
Bertha Sue's Wedding Budget
Material for homemade gown = $20 from Walmart.
Plastic Poinsettas for bouquet = $3.75 from General Dollar Store.
Red shawl = $0 stolen from Granny's closet.
Bail money for Daddy threatening Duane with shotgun = $100.00
"THE SIMPLE LIFE 10" AFTER NICOLE RITCHIE RECOVERS FROM ANOREXIA SHE FINALLY MARRIES DJ AM.
Something old (her)
Something new (flowers)
Something borrowed (tablecloth)
Something blue (groom)
Kellie Pickler's parents' wedding picture
On their 20th wedding anniversary, Britney and K-Fed have a recommitment ceremony
Apparently being an extra on "Sweat Into the Oldies" didn't pay well.
Don't you have a little redneck in you? Well, do you want to?
comedy and tragedy.
Cletus Jones just realized that not everything that happens in Vegas will stay in Vegas.
hohan went into rehab, quit cocaine, and married his roomate
"Nurse, for a woman with a fetus coming out of her head, you aren't being very open minded" --South Park =)
After albums sales don't go as planned, K-fed is forced to auction SPF off to the higest bidder
Sean Preston Federline & Grierr Shields find love!
Everything that happens in Macon, stays in Macon.
Dateline 2023:
In a touching ceremony to renew their marriage vows, former pop tart Britney Spears and her hubby Kevin Federline are shown here more in love than ever.
“Look for my 37th #1 CD Ya’ll” Federline hyped. “It’s off the hook on a Classic Hip-Hop station in your town”
Of course Lurlene was gonna hold on for dear life. He was wearing her teeth and it was her turn to show those pearly whites.
Giant Redneck meets Giant Redwood
"Today I met, the conjoined twin I'm gonna marry..."
20 years from now, Sean Preston falls for a girl with as much class and good looks as his mother.
TomKat finally get hitched
Fourth grade - here we come!!!!
Nice day for a WIDE wedding.
Anell's insistence of "No Huggie, No Kissie Until I Get a Wedding Vow" finally paid off.
The Bride Wore Hick
Star Jones in Bizzaro World
ok. you guys this is not funny anymore, im dead serious who swiped my picture of me & my husband.
Unfortunately for Dwayne, things of that mass have a gravitational pull all their own.
After being turned down by two horses a sheep, 3 pigs and a chicken Jethro was thrilled to finally get married.
Nice day for a WIDE wedding.
Monkey
Excellent! 
Jack Spratt could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so between them both
They licked the platter clean
Phinneaus & Hazel Roberts-Moder, 2020
Does this retard make me look fat?
Cletus likes everything "double-wide"
Another E-Harmony success story!
Weekend at Bernie's 5: Bernie Gets Hitched
Cheap version of The Beverly Hillbillies Wedding. Introducing Elly May Clampett's daughter (Billy Jean) and Jethro Bodine's son (Billy Bob)
"I'm so glad I married y'all, Mama!"
Miss Ginger | 04.20.06 - 2:55 pm
"you`re just like mommy!" (SPF)
I love you Aunt Mommy.
tony | 04.20.06 - 3:00 pm | #
Elliot left American Idol in search of his true love, Bobbie Ann
This is the poor couple Tom stole baby Suri from. See, the guy even has the same teeth as Tom!
anyhow, we fat hog ass people do have our ways to have wonderful sex.
Well, it is good to notice you are as equaly racist and biogted against everyone on this board- even your own kind.
Watch out, she's a maneater.
before the ceremony, the bride and groom were chased through'the ugly forest' by pit bulls, hitting every branch in their frantic escape.
tim | 04.20.06 - 3:01 pm
too funny!
He may not be a looker but he knows how to bring home the bacon!
It's nice to see that Tonya Harding and Jeff Gilooly have worked things out....
"Dang y'alls dribbling over mah wedding dress moron"
Lurleen can feel Billy Bob's love all down her leg.
Looks like my in-laws. I'm not frickin' jokin!!!
Don't you have a little redneck in you? Well, do you want to?
Grietje | 04.20.06 - 3:12 pm | #
Good one too!
hanky panky | 04.20.06 - 3:22 pm | #
That is sooo funny! I actually went to school with a Bobbi-Ann
LaFawnda's white sister!
Well, Tom did say they were planning a summer wedding...
Some hillbilly men love their mommas too much.
Earl ordered a white limo, not a white sumo.
(In the sprit of "Shallow Hal")
Here we have the actual photo of Brad and Angelina's wedding!
Muriel's white-trash wedding.
britney and kevin renew their vows.
"Honey...please take your finger out of there!"
Jethro gets giddy over his wedding sow.
oh for fuck's sake...they're not going to BREED, are they???
odd how Tomcats been able to hide Suri's siamese brother so well... I'd have thought an assistant would have leaked that by now.
Brittney & Kevin's real wedding photo
You can't buy much of a wedding cake on food stamps!
Marshsall and Kim Mathers wedding photo.
2031: Siri Holmes-Cruise and Clay Aiken proudly announce their long awaited marriage held on the Planet TomKat.
With tears in his eyes, K-Fed still claims he ain't gettin' no divorce.
Thats the day the circus came to town...and helped the bride pitch her gown!
His teeth got caught in her shawl...
Carney love!
MK where the hell do you find these pixs? They're hilarous! hahaha
Carney love!
Tabatha | 04.20.06 - 3:31 pm |
Hahaha! That reminds me of the Simpsons episode where they had to trick the Carney Folk so they could get back into their house.
Some people marry for love....
Some people marry for citizenship...
Some people marry for money...
Earl married for dental insurance!
Flash forward to Sean Preston's future....
"I want to pet the rabbits Georgina...can I pet the rabbits?...please?"
Meet your match at E-Homily.
Announcing the first set of Siamese Twins to marry!
Steve-O marries his childhood sweetheart, unfortunately she mistook him for the wedding cake and ate him.
They were going to serve filet at the reception, but since poor Earl has sensitive gums, they served grits instead.
Booger Holler, South Carolina's own version of JLo and Marc Anthony.
In an attempt to save money, the groom also pulled the carriage
Britney Spears Marriage #10: One Onion Ring to Rule Them All, Y'all!
Carnie Phillips' gastro bypass procedure failed after the dealing with the stress of her new album being a flop. She said "what the hell" and married the only guy that loved her as a fatass.
I love the understated Christmas theme.
Does this dress make me look fat or is it my face?
*Not a caption, Sorry Rabies & Stoney, didn't read first!
Another E-Harmony success story!
Crack is Whack | 04.20.06 - 3:19 pm | #
In the Year 2525
Kim and Eminem's love is still alive...
She ain't heavy, she's my wife.
Aw... not NOW, Penelope... I wanna finish my chocolate eclair before I make you a REAL woman.
Does this retard make me look fat?
El Bastardo | 04.20.06 - 3:19 pm | #
As he loses his looks and fame, Tom Cruise found it harder to find wife #4.
Grandma! Uncle Cletus! I told you to wait in the truck!
What a great day for Bubba. He got his teeth and a woman all on the same day!
Following rehab, Lindsay Lohan instends to star in the sequel to Shallow Hal.
New Dating Service for the Beauty-Impaired:
E-Homely!
Does this retard make me look fat?
El Bastardo | 04.20.06 - 3:19 pm | #
and we've only just begun - to liiiiive.. white lace and promises.. a kiss for luck and we're on our waaaay....
Britney Spears and Kfed Re-marry after 10 years of Blissfull marraige
Chomper and Bertha - 2getha 4eva!
Does this retard make me look fat?
El Bastardo | 04.20.06 - 3:19 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I am so glad to see you ElB my sweetheart. I wanted to wish you a safe, fabulous, funfilled trip. I miss you already! 
Maybe if I close my eyes in this picture, nobody will recognize me!
Sean Preston finds love with someone who looks just like mommy.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie never looked better.
He never believed when he made that bet that she could actually lose 400lbs in 6 months
Britney and K-Fed celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary.
"After gaining the proper amount of weight, Nicole and DJ AM finally tie the knot."
I wonder if Sweet Home Alabama was played at the reception
WARNING!!! Kate Moss forgave Pete Doherty and this is them 10 years later . . . CRACK IS WHACK !!!
Figure skater Scott Hamilton finally found the love of his life...
Public service announcement; the makers of Trojan brand condems is begging you to please have protected sex.
I still think they'll have much hotter sex than tomkat.
WHO'S CARRING WHO THROUGH THE THRESHOLD? THATS A LOADED QUESTION.
True love always finds itself at The Special Olympics.
update: Brittany & KFED renew vows!
WARNING: NEVER MEET PEOPLE ONLINE!
Entertainment Headlines - 2008
Britney marries UP a notch.
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irrate!
Wedding dress by Acme Tent and Awning
The invitation said : BYORK
Bring Your Own Road Kill
It's 2028 and the wedding of Sean Preston Spears and Mary-Kate Olsen is the talk of the town.
Ugh, the South is such a fucking embarrasment to this country. We need to pull out of Iraq and just bomb the entire South.
You're all jealous bitches.
Britneys second marriage to first cousin Cletus should hopefully turn out better then the first.
Man, Wilmer Valderama will sleep with *anyone*
Rabies | 04.20.06 - 3:13 pm | #
lmao!
The invitation said : BYORK
Bring Your Own Road Kill
Anonymous | 04.20.06 - 4:01 pm |
I laughed so hard I almost farted!
Fuck Kim - Eminem Proudly displays his new wife Bertha!
Beard options are much different when you don't have Ryan Seacrest's money.
Gertrude and Billy Joe
eHarmony match
Married July 4, 2005
Ugh, the South is such a fucking embarrasment to this country. We need to pull out of Iraq and just bomb the entire South.
Doc | 04.20.06 - 4:02 pm | #
um, this picture was taken in Kansas City, which is not in the South. The reason I know this is because that bitch was my college roommate.
katie and tom when they get married in two weeks.
Next on "Where Are They Now" - we have located the banjo playing kid from the movie "Deliverence"...
Does this shall take the attention away from linebacker Build?
Why we should all wear Condoms
Jenny Craig Meets 1-800-Dentist
in 5 more years when britney & k-fed renew they're wedding vowels
It's true!! Mariah and Eminem ARE a couple!
A candid shot of Sean Preston's God Parents at the Christening.
The invitation said : BYORK
Bring Your Own Road Kill
Anonymous | 04.20.06 - 4:01 pm |
HYSTERICAL!!!!
Kellie Pickler and Elliot Yamin in 10 years.
Wedding dress by Acme Tent and Awning
I'm that guy | 04.20.06 - 4:00 pm | #
Love it!!!!
That red shawl makes the Baby Jesus cry.
Her double chin has a few inches on his penis.
"I wonder if he knows that I ate my last husband?"
haha!!
The Union Of Sean Preston Spears and Suri Cruise is underway.
*Are they a real couple? :2
Her double chin has a few inches on his penis.
Anonymous | 04.20.06 - 4:18 pm | #
OMG I laffed!!!
The invitation said : BYORK
Bring Your Own Road Kill
Anonymous | 04.20.06 - 4:01 pm | #
Love it
What: Our Weddin' reception
Where: Our backyard, Pinewood Trailor Park
When: As soon as we can get the dog shit and the old beat up cars out of the yard.
The Bride and Groom are registered at your local Farm&Fleet, K-Mart and at the Pinewood Trailor Park annual neighborhood garage sale.
*Federline
not spears.
im a dumbass
OMG... I think I just peed myself laughing. Sweet Jesus..
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise on their 5 year anniversary.
Apperently the fall from his highchair left SPF permanently retarded.
Or perhaps its cause his father is a cuntsuckingfuckface.
brittany's second cousin's mother's brother's siter's babydaddy's aunt and kevin's mother's brother's cousin's ex-son in-law are now offically married!!
Sean Preston acts as best man for Britney's 16th try at a successful marriage. -Lacey
Crack Kills.
the special olympics "hogging" contest winner.
bitchesandhoes | 04.20.06 - 4:22 pm |
excellent use of the word "cuntsuckingfuckface"
Nothing in this picture pops out as much as the red in their necks.
SURI AND MOSES TOGETHER FOREVER
Is this a wedding or a funneral?
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline 10 year anniversary photo.
Brittany Spears and Nick Lachey a fire of desire!
My Big Fat Geek Wedding
You guys all make fun, but don't feel sorry...this guy made MILLIONS being the model for the "Wax Hillbilly Teeth" sold at a store near you!
OWWW...you're on my foot...honey ... OWWW you're on my foot!
To prove that Kevin does not believe in divorce, he and Britany renew their vows at a lovely outdoor ceremony.
Jess | 04.20.06 - 2:56 pm | #
and
Til meth do us part.
StoneyBaloney | 04.20.06 - 3:04 pm | #
I'm torn.
Kelli Pickler's Cousins
"Bewitched" & "Bothered"
Me - Bewildered
the Britney Spears and Kfed of Britney Spears and Kfed.
that tomkat that almost was.
Anell's insistence of "No Huggie, No Kissie Until I Get a Wedding Vow" finally paid off.
Loozer | 04.20.06 - 3:16 pm | #
Lindsey Lohan - After the intervention.
The honor of your presence is requested at the wedding of Suri Holmes Cruise to Moses Bruce Anthony Martin.........
Darla consoles her siamese twin Travis on her wedding day, upon finding out that they would not in fact be surgically separated before her wedding night...
Buuut Momma I don't wannuh marry youuuuu!
PLease post the link to were this picture came from PLEASE!!!!!!!
Damn, I knew I should have stopped after that 25th shot of tequila and beer chasers!!
Incest is best! Put your brother to the test.
Chastity Bono and adopted son Sonny Jr at her wedding to Jennifer.
Posh and Becks renew their vows!!
I knew there was some way for Nicole to get DJ AM to marry her...
Sean Preston Federline looks so happy at his wedding to Apple Martin. Sigh, Apple was a rebellious child, much to Gwyneth's dismay.
instead of suuuuweeeee
it's suuuuuuurrrriiiiiii
William H Macy has been whining ever since Felicity did Transamerica.
a chubby chaser's dream wedding!
After 2years of chatting on the internet,blind Cletus Swiggins marries his tall,slim swedish model
20 years from now, Sean Preston falls for a girl with as much class and good looks as his mother
Nice day for a WIDE wedding.
Top 3!
Love love love the first one though- good job w/ a very bad pic!-
What's red white and fuggly all over?
Big Bertha is marrying Carcus.
Star Jones and Gay Al sign up for the next broadcast of FX's Black. White.
Here you see them enjoying a white trash wedding..
And I thought Jordan had monster titties
Sean Federline's wedding day picture
Kelly Pickler post-idol.
Star Jones and Big Gay Al get a complete body makeover.
The real Flavor OF Love.
Britney and Kevin renew their vows - 2007.
Carney love!
Tabatha | 04.20.06 - 3:31 pm | #
Hell, yeah! I KNEW the carnie jokes would abound! Perfection, Tabatha!
My Big Fat Wedding
Big Red Riding Hood and the Little Boy Who Cried Wolf!
My Big Fat Whitetrash Coked Out Wedding!(2006)
Jimbo proudly displays his first place trophy from the Turkey Foot Holler hog calling contest.
Headline: 2008- Paris Hilton Weds Billy Bob Thornton!?!?!?!?!?!
Till Meth do us part...that one is a winner!!!
I HOPE THEY RELEASE A SEX VIDEO.
I WANT IT TO BE HARD-CORE S&M TOO.
...don't even lie and say you wouldn't watch at least a little of it.
SPF's wedding.
Britney looks into the future and sees her 8th marriage.
And I though Jessica was the best that Nick could do!
And I thought Jessica was the best Nick could do!
Yeah, I tried 'til meth do us part' on the last caption this wedding picture, but it fits this one much better!
Nornna's parents on their wedding day, eight days after her birth.
Little Red Riding Hood said " Oh Grandma what big teeth you have"
And he's thinking....
"Golly, I hope she don't wanna take top"
fo any'all wanting to see the highlights of the Fred Durst sex tape,
ummm....here it'is!
The real life Forrest Gump and Jenny
look a wee bit different from
their movie counterparts.
Another success story from eHominy.
Uh Mona....
yeah love....
I dink i hear the wedding party inside yah....
ummm...nah travis thats that darn chili i had fer breakfast.....
Oh, jest never heard chili say
"Feed me" before.
Perez decided to switch camps.
Off the Waffle House to consumate this union, right Aunt Viola?
fat people find love too
Good to see Pee Wee and Large Marge
are hitting it off.
ah...ryan seacrest's folks wedding...
good to see ryan's dental work was a hit.
so mama cass did marry the pizza man after all
I don't think Billy Joe Bob is ever
gonna see a plate of dinner again....
RICKI LAKE FINALLY STEPS BACK INTO THE SPOTLIGHT BY MARRYING EVERYONES FAVORITE JACKASS, STEVE-O
Revered: Camryn Manheim, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
CM: I do.
Revered: And do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
"I do," squeaks DJ Qualls.
That was me!!!! Argh, forgot to fill in info:
Revered: Camryn Manheim, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
CM: I do.
Revered: And do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
"I do," squeaks DJ Qualls.
If Long Duc Dong were white...
another controversial scenerio comes out of the Star Wars cast as
Jabba the Hut marries her servant
Salacious Crumb......
Anna Nicole Smith really let herself go after quitting Trim Spa.
An argument for forced sterilization
Mr. and Mrs. Stephen and Brittney Spears-Baldwin cordially invite you to the wedding of Sean Preston Federline and Suri Cruise.
I love my cousin...er wife...
Like the male black widow, the groom knew that he too, would soon meet his end.
nothing says loving like marrying your cousin...
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have some competition.
Brittney and KFed renew vows
Kevin and Britney - The Golden Years
put your head on my shoulder, whisper in my ear baby!
They just shared something so precious...
(-temporal lobes)
Hello Bobbi Brown after falling in bleach and getting drunk in Vegas!
hi this is great
Suri Cruise's surrogate father is elated over the news of her birth after being told at his sister's wedding ...
And people think gay marriage is a problem...
Movieland Wax Museum adds a Miss Edie and the Eggman exhibit, to their "Pink Flamingos" room.
Britney & K-fed decided to renew thier wedding vows, reception was held at Dunkin' Donuts!
REVISED
Like a male black widow, the groom knew that he too would soon be devoured by his mate.
Good ol Hillbilly love
"Rob the jewelry store and make me a grill..."
after eating her first husband Kevin Federline, Britney was delighted to find someone who would share her cheetos.
Billy Bob was upset that his blowup doll wouldn't stop inflating.
SPF's big wedding day! He done his dad proud!
sean prestons new wife reminded him of someone...
I'd hit that... Oh wait... Oh shit! Oh no! Yeah, Jessica Alba's dirt-star tastes like Starbuck's Mocha Chip ice cream!
He may not be a looker but he knows how to bring home the bacon!
fo sho | 04.20.06 - 3:23 pm |
first one to make me laugh out loud :D
Lord, that man is ugly...
Even retards cry about beer goggles.
In her heart of hearts Cindy Lou firmly believed that her devouring 20 bags of Keebler cookies a day would help her find her one true love...sure enough she was right!!!
She recently married the Keebler elf.
They plan to honeymoon in Dollywood
My BIG Fat Incest Wedding! I now pronounce you kin and kin. . . you may kiss your sister/wife.
Britney Spears' 10th marriage.
Britney Spears' 10th marriage.
Britney and K-Fed renew their vows, proving their love is everlasting!
Lady: honey, you should get that giant dick cruise got for his movie.
I'm just happy someone will f*ck me....I'm just so happy!!!
Tim, you crack me up!! 
Tom C.: (Evil, maniacal laugh)Maybe your dad will like me now that we're married?
Katie: (dazed and confused)Oh Tom, you are so amazing. You always know how to make me laugh.
Thanks Maurey for proving that Dwayne is the father of Dwayne Jr. We are one big happy family now
Big Momma: Cletus, dangit, why you sleepin'?
Cletus: 'Cause, Big Momma, I need ta res up for tonight!
Big Momma:Oh dayum, I forgot you was carryin' me over the motel threshold!
Dustin Lou was dismayed when he realized he wasn't at the circus 
Lowered Expectations Dating Service: Cause ugly people need love too
KATIE HOLMES FINALLY MARRIES THE XENU POSESSED BODY OF TOM CRUISE.
Fucking Dr. Phil.....why did I fall for that bullshit?
Whats a balsy ???
Where Are They Now? Sigourney Weaver and her Alien.
the thought bubble above both their heads: "best. day. ever."
Rhiannon Smith presdient of the Stevie Nicks fan club finally finds her Lindsey Buckingham.
"congratulations to the owners of the ugly tree forest" (ref. to the beat with ugly stick joke)
"Oh, Lindsay! I just knew that once you were fed up of them fake Hollywood folk, you'd come straight back to the arms of yer ol' elementary school sweetheart!"
What Happens in the Back Hills of Arkansas, Stays in the Back Hills of Arkansas...
is it there?
oh....no avatar yet
Still in love after all these years, Britney and Kevin renew their wedding vows.
There is someone for everyone. Fuck off!
shell shares her family photo's
3RD TIMES A CHARM FOR RAPPER EMINEM WHO JUST RECENTLY RETURNED HOME FROM REHAB (AGAIN) TO MARRY KIM MATHERS (AGAIN), WHO HAS GONE THROUGH A COMPLETLY AMAZING TRANSFORMATION (AGAIN.
lmao, tim @3:01
lush? are you on acid, or mushrooms??
sorry.i meant "lush, are you on windowpane or magic mushrooms"?*
i can never remember, on quotes, do you put the " BEFORE the ?, or AFTER the ?
1. Proof that there is a lid for every pot.
2. Britney and Kevin, still crazy after all these years.
In the year 2010: Despite Britney's overeating problem and Kfed's growing crack problem, the two still claim to be happy in love and renewed their vowes recently.
(I'm really guessing that Britney will go the Whitney-way not the Madonna-way)
"Britney & K-Fed celebrate their 5-year anniversary, by renewing their vows"
JAY, the Four Teeh and a FUPA had me rolling with laughter. Good one!
Shell, we don't need to see your wedding pictures.
Suri and SPF get married
Kellie Pickler and Bucky Covington a true shotgun wedding!!!!!!!!
sometimes this isn't so funny. wait till you have a child that seems like one or the other. my kid is only 7 but I see her there, I hope she is able to really BE there, in happiness and triumph and tons of spirit. And I hope some camera captures it so people see the TRUE beauty within.
My caption is: YOU ROCK in this pic !!!! YOU REALLY ROCK !!!!
I love you little girl and I love you no matter what you look like or act like, you are my princess.
jack sprat, he ate no fat, his wife could eat no lean...
After 30 long years, Britney finally found her TRUE love!
Britney and K-fed renew their vows.
In case of emergency, the bride's ass can be used as a floating device.
Where the hell do you find this crap?
Apparently Mandisa borrowed skin lightener from Micheal Jackon and Elliott Yamen is overcone with the results.
TEN YEARS FROM NOW: "Britney Spears and Kevin Federline renew their wedding vows."
Being overweight truly is the last socially acceptable discrimination as evidenced by the 398 idiots who respoded to this picture in the negative.
Assholes. No wait, Heartless, Soulless Cocksucking Assholes.
I hope you all die in car crashes. Scum of the earth.
Jamie-Lynn Spears at 35 years old
Finally Angelina and Brad got married
honey I can't believe you just farted during our vows!??! It was a pretty good one too.
Comedown, in this case, is one REALLY big bitch.
After being dumped by Tom for not losing baby fat, Katie Holmes finds comfort in the arms of also dumped, as well as horribly used up, Brad Pitt.
Angelina, now dating Jennifer Aniston, offered no comment; just laughter.
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow everybody needs a bosom...
@all of you are idiots for laug
#1 your nic is kinda interesting
#2 you must be feeling bad about
YOURSELF.
#3 I'M FAT, WHO FUCKING CARES
#4 LITTLE DEBBIE ROX
#5 dlisted 'regs' are....kinda like
a gay chatroom.
#6 learn to roll with it, baybee
#7 all hail 4/20
Aw, little Sean Preston is all growed up!
*Sorry if anyone has something similar, I haven't read through them all*
Britney and K-Fed renews their wedding vows yet again after 10 years!
"wilbur, are you cryin'? are you crying? there's no crying!! there's no crying with first cousin marrying!!!"
Four Teeth and a Wedding
Enos and Mabel share a laugh
after Mabel's SBD fart blew
down the walls of the Chapel
of Love to allow for an al fresco affair.
Honkey Tonk Badonky Teeth gets married.
Facts of Life Reunion: Natalie Gets Hitched
Jailbird Moses finds love with Honey Council Spokesperson Suri at last.
Kevin and Britney renewed their vows for their 10 year anniversary, at a trailer park near Spears' childhood home in Kentwood, La.
"Hold me closer not so tiny dancer."
Show me your grill!
Being overweight truly is the last socially acceptable discrimination as evidenced by the 398 idiots who respoded to this picture in the negative.
Assholes. No wait, Heartless, Soulless Cocksucking Assholes.
I hope you all die in car crashes. Scum of the earth.
All of You Are Idiots For Laug | 04.21.06 - 1:56 am
wow, talk about taking it personally, oh well I'm thin...
THE FOLLOWING PSA IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NICOLE RICHIE........
Being overweight truly is the last socially acceptable discrimination as evidenced by the 398 idiots who respoded to this picture in the negative.
Assholes. No wait, Heartless, Soulless Cocksucking Assholes.
I hope you all die in car crashes. Scum of the earth.
All of You Are Idiots For Laug | 04.21.06 - 1:56 am
Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, Season 2
Something he ate rotted his teeth...
who uses hibicus as a wedding flower
Little Red Riding wasnt that big that last time he saw her.
Trying to carry her over the threshold, he gave himself a hernia
You's on the bottom this go aroun' honey.
Who knew you could get a perfectly good wedding dress from Rita McNeils garage sale?
I'm sure they both have lovely personalities...
Okay, okay, I'll stand next to you in a damn picture, now let go of my ear.
He just saw the grocery bill
Feb. 14, 2016 - Felicity Huffman and William H. Macey renew their wedding vows.
how did you find my wedding picture!?
Congrats!! Loved does this retard make me look fat
Kudos, winners!
OMG, El Bastardo, that was funny shit!
Congrats all!
hooray!
go El B, its your birthday.
(and the queen of england's)
Well to go everyone!! Tim, what's your win count at now? 1678+
ah Tim's was my favourite! I suck at Caption This so I'm glad the ones I "cheer" for win at least
They would certainly save on tooth brushes. I wonder if they have a full set between then? LOL
Good ones! Congrats winners!!!!
ElBastardo - my sweetheart. I posted yest. but didn't see you afterwards. I think you are going on vaca? If correct, have a safe, funfilled trip!! I miss you already!
The Biggest Loser meets the Bachelor this fall in -
The Biggest Loser Bachelor!
and to the person who called us assholes - to quote Gilda Radner
Studies prove that guys like skinny girls with cancer over fat healthy girls.
Tim and El Bastardo crack my ass up!
This was a real wedding in Aleksinac, Serbia. I have lots of other pics from the same wedding.
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the last two winner captions are fucking hilarious. the first one by time.. i didnt get that one.
err Tim.
El bastardo's winning line almost killed me. God that felt good!
>>Does this retard make me look fat? - El Bastardo
jesus christ! i got down to the 3rd one and about died. BRILLIANT!!!
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