Um I hate EVA why does she keep getting chosen for parts!? WHO likes this bitch?
is this a biography of Eva?
"Eva Longoria will headline the romantic comedy Deep in the Heart of Texas. Longoria will play a spoiled Beverly Hills diva..." Gee...what a stretch.
Not you MsAstro, that's who... 
Deep in the Heart of Texas?? Well thats another movie I will not see...
Does the Star Trek voyage go on for like eternity or what? Can't they get swallowed up by a space worm or something?
Brendan Fraser and teenage son.. I am feeling very old.
Eva - go away already.
Yup. Saves me $10.50.
i smell a rat... SOMEONE deliberately wrote that script for her
That movie sounds like shit...the EVA one...come to think of it, they all sound shitty.
yeah, her urban gringo better speak Spanish or her racist grandmother will get mad
What a challenge for Evil Longwhoria!
It takes a real stretch of the imagination to imagine her as a spoiled diva. I guess that is real acting.
probly cause her ass is from san antonio. maybe shell fall in the river walk and the evil mutant creatures will eat her ass.
I like Brendan. He's sweet, funny, smart and devoted to his family. And not an attention whore. He's a great example of someone who can be Hollywood rich and famous without being in your face 24/7.
Plus, he has a great bod. Heh.
Who put Eva in a freakin movie?
Oh how I hate Brendan Fraser...he was good in "Blast From the Past", though.
Star Trek??!! Oh man havn't they already been to every frontier and back?
Oh well I'm sure my parents will like it.....God that makes me cry too....
Seriously, besides looking great in a teddy, why is Eva popular? She's such a fucking asshat!
EVERYBODY SHHHHHHHH.....Can't you hear it?.....
It's the sound of JLO's mohito champegen glass breaking in her hands after reading that last bit.
Hmmm somebody should get her a band-aid.
The only thing Eva would try to win over is a dildo.
FirstClassDiva | 04.21.06 - 12:11 pm
Haha I was thinking that too...Oh another Star Trek my parents would LOVE!!
The guy on the pic, need a nose job
The only thing Eva would try to win over is a dildo.
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 12:13 pm And after she used it, she'd give it to her friends cuz we all know she loves to share!
ew
JJ should quit this shit and spend more time getting new episodes of LOST done. Then maybe we wouldn't have to sit thru two new epis and then suffer four weeks of reruns before another new one airs ad nauseum!!!
brendan fraser is tasty, is he even old enough to be playing a guy who has a teenage son??
Brendan Fraser is rich?
PS: Eva is best friend with Chestica. They both need "I'm with Stupid" T-shirts.
Eva Longoria deepthroats Texas?
Brendan Fraser is rich?
darth1sbw
He's been working steadily for years and his movies always do well. Ever hear of the Mummy movies... the ones that grossed MILLIONS?
Star Trek?? Really?? Hmmm, sounds boring as hell.
that eva longoria movie sounds AWESOME!!!!!!
*self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head*
Will that stupid slut Eva go away. Why do producers keep trying to feed these losers to much.
Is that J.J. Abrams? He's cute, I'd hit it. But he needs to use more sunblock on his nose. You burn easily, papi, protect yourself.
Brendan Fraser needs to retire... Actually, 3D movies need to retire.
Eva Longoria in a biopic? Bleh...
Skip - Skip - & Skip THANKS
Don't hate Eva, she's taking the roles that were reserved for JHo!
god help us if eva becomes a-list.
Bertha: the world could do without both bitches. Seriously.
More Power to you Eva !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eva was totally the last choice for that movie--i heard Nicole Kidman, Halle Berry and Sharon Stone passed on it...
Kurtzman and Orci are writing the next Star Trek - bwahahahah
They wrote the old Xena crap. This is gonna be good
So basically she's playing herself? A spoiled Beverly Hills Diva who can't speak spanish and is out of touch with her own heritage?
Yep. I thought so.
who is eva sucking off? how else can you explain how she manages to get jobs.....
I'll wait for the Eva Longoria movie to come on the Hallmark Channel.
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