Retard
I so don't give a shit!
i don't think the wedding will take place either... he has what he wants now
...here comes the stepford bride.... sung to the traditional hymn
Who fucking cares?
I wonder if she'll be spotted in any of those shoes she was dumb enough to buy in the last seconds of her "pregnancy". Doubt it.
Tom is already married to gaydom.
MJF I read that she bought those shoes and new cloths to motivate her to get back in shape..
"Suri is still a bastard" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MK!!!!
I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up dead soon-seriously
He's so glib.
QUEERS!!!
Who buys boots when they are about to give birth? I can barely bring myself to try on boots when I'm pre-menstrual and bloated. I can't imagine 9 months pregnant.
Of course, if there's a pillow up there, that explains everything.
What's the big rush NOW?
DaddyCruise - I LOVE THAT FUCKING AVATAR!!!!!!!
No Angjl!
if that little bastard tom is as crazy in love with katie as he claims, why the hell didn't he marry her before the baby was born?
Tom is already married to gaydom.
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 12:21 pm | #
mpcmike | 04.21.06 - 12:23 pm
Good point.
I love the Kath & Kim icon jenner! They totally need to be hot sluts of the day sometime.
Not that I care but I think they will wait a little bit to get married if it is going to happen. Once the press slows down after the spawn coming then they will jump back in with wedding shit.
Oh joy. Time to go grocery shopping. See all you sloots later!
My feet NEVER went back to my pre-pregnant size. I wore a size 6 before and have been a size 7 ever since.
Hey,
I changed my avatar to Tom Cruise and now it's not working 
god..she should use this opportunity to LEAVE his crazy ass!...it's not like she's been living up to those Catholic values she was raised with to begin with....i.e. sex outside of marriage, pregnant without the benifit of being married..so..why the F'in RUSH!
I heard Tom picked out her dress for her. He must have been in gay heaven...I'll bet he even tried it on.
I'm sure he's also "directing" her exercise program. Tho I think she had that kid a few weeks ago, so it won't be surprising if she looks "amaaaazing" very quickly.
Tiny Tommy is trying to rush her to the altar before she stops drinking the Kool Aid and realizes just how whacked out he is.
Whatevs. I stole Tommy's credit card when I saw him at the Manhole on Saturday night. I used it to buy 437 bags of cheetos and a lifetime supply of eight balls.
That being said, it's time for me to go you silly slutmonkeys! Keep your cooters clean and your mouth's closed until I get back. Snort!
Mouse - Stay out of my stash! NoAnjl, make sure Mouse's straight jacket stays securely fastened or you will be on my shitlist. Ciao!
Mousi dont foget the cheetos!
MJF - LOL - me too! WTF!!!
LBFF - Roger that!
Awsome Avvie DaddyCruise!!!
About the rest of the post i could give a flying fuck. All I know is I never looked that fucking dead in the eyes when I was with a person I loved....enough said.
heard Tom picked out her dress for her. He must have been in gay heaven...I'll bet he even tried it on
Bug Spray
Let's picket the Cruise estate with signs that say "Suri is a bastard", etc.
She's retarded. I wonder if her parents will be invited to the sham wedding...
I heard Tom picked out her dress for her. He must have been in gay heaven...I'll bet he even tried it on.Bug Spray | 04.21.06 - 12:26 pm
Can't you just picture him wearing it spinning around in a circle asking if he looks pretty??!!!
I love the Kath & Kim icon jenner! They totally need to be hot sluts of the day sometime.
Anonymous | 04.21.06 - 12:24 pm | #
is it up?!?!?!?!? I can only see my old one!!!!!! YAY! I gotta go clear the cookies.....
Jessucka I will do it!
YAY! NEW AVATAR!
(oh I SO need some hobbies, getting way too excited here...)
I'm hoping his movie does as well as Basic Instict 2 did.
Anonymous | 04.21.06 - 12:30 pm | #
damn it I blew it already, that was me!!!!
wow, i'm starting to believe that tom cruise is straight...
and, i'm becoming fluent in sarcasm.
*head explodes*
jenner you just got too excited that all!
Somthing tells me since the BuffBrides lady just let everything out to the press I think they just lost them as a client.
I heard Tom picked out her dress for her. He must have been in gay heaven...I'll bet he even tried it on.Bug Spray | 04.21.06 - 12:26 pm
Can't you just picture him wearing it spinning around in a circle asking if he looks pretty??!!!
FirstClassDiva
HAHAHA!! Yeah and those high heels Katie was shopping for were for HIM. To go with the dress. Bet he had a veil on and a bouquet, too.
BuffBrides sounds like a gay porno to me.
tom cruise is gross.
the image of his in a wedding gown makes me hose-barf tapioca pudding on my own genitals.
I heard Tom picked out her dress for her. He must have been in gay heaven...I'll bet he even tried it on
Bug Spray
Fucking hysterical!!!!
tim - which head?
who cares, ? bitch got an epidural for the birth. in your face tom.
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 12:32 pm | # I know!!!! So excited I just couldn't type straight or ANYTHING!
BTW - does anyone else find the idea of "Buff Brides" kinda...I dunno....disturbing? Creepy?
Yes Jenner next time you see Katie she will be looking like Joey Lawrence.
Dayanara | 04.21.06 - 12:35 pm | #
did she for real? That's come out now? Well, I guess the fact that they went to the hospital in the first place is score #1 for Katie - and that she got an epidural - score #2
In all honesty, I can't believe she was ALLOWED to have either???
beh! I'm at a loss to say anything. I'm going to splurge on spaghetti and placenta sausages. Be back soon.
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 12:37 pm | #
f*ck that was some creepy shit, that pic, eh? *shudder*
Can't believe I used to dream of being Blossom so I could be that close to him all day everyday....
Buff Brides is right next to Fake Fiance's.
suri mathopter
Does she get to wear a wedding dress in a Scientology wedding....seems like they would make her wear a cult certified robe or something
test
jenner, seriously, is on IMDB news, she got an epidural, but apparently she WAS silent.
mpcmike 12:23pm, ITA. 
Hi Nia
I weep for Suri.
GO YANKEES 
Buff Brides....hahahahah! That's totally tragic. She's like 26 for god's sake. Sounds like Curves!
I wonder how she worked that out. She prob. threatened to tell about his gay lover.
or suri holmes, since they aren't married.
Buff Brides is right next to Fake Fiance's.
NoAnjl | 04.21.06 - 12:38 pm | #
She doesn't need to work out because she never got fat because she was never pregnant lol
Anyways, so sick of these bitches.
She should've gone to Butt Brides.
Daya, I only see half of you. You're disappearing like Marty McFly!!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 04.21.06 - 12:26 pm | #
is your avatar the bunny from Monty Python???????? Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh shit, should be 'cause I submmited a new avatar, wtf?
Nobody from Cruise's PR camp has confirmed she went to a hospital or had an epidural. It could be a rumor "leaked" to the press, (which then ran with it as 'truth') just to make the midget tyrant look better in the mainstream media. Unless I actually heard it from the anesthesiologist, I'll have my doubts.
And why does Kool Aid Katie all of a sudden care about her appearance? She's been wandering around with hollow, dead eyes and rats nest hair for months now. Suddenly, post-baby, she's all anxious to "get in shape?"
Nah. Not buying what the crazy Cruise camp is selling.
Buff? BUFF?!!! She's got about 50 lbs to lose... she needs Dexatrim before she starts thinking BUFF!!!
And why does she have to look good for the wedding? it looked like she was buying her maternity clothes at Dress Barn! Will he let her wear couture now?
Three days post-partum, and they're already doing this??? Shit, her noni hasn't even gone back to it's normal shape yet!
He is such an incredible asshat.
scout | 04.21.06 - 1:01 pm | #
frickin LOVE that avatar.....if only that's what really happened on that photo shoot....*sigh*
scout, only after he's done wearing it.
They went to the hospital for the birth. I bet Tom made every singl estaff member sign a conifdentiality papers while Katie was huffing and puffing. I heard that they have to submit the video of the birth to the elders in the cult to make sure it was silent. What happens if it wasn't?
What celebs kids (including Suri Cruise)will be doing in 20 years. Funniest shit ever!!
http://p102.ezboard.com/
ffreekat...icID=1870.topic
They shouldn't have any problems getting her into shape... especially since she didn't give birth in the first place! LOL! Hahahaha!
Bug Spray | 04.21.06 - 1:13 pm | #
pope bono!!!!!!!!!
now they're leaking wedding prep info? wow, tommy sure don't want to be upstaged in publicity by brangelina and their baby. tommy will do anything to feed his monster-sized ego!
Why doesn't Brooke Sheild question him about having a bastard kid??? I would slaughter him on that one..lol
Crap --there's something new about these losers everyday-GET LOST already--sheesh!!
What do you want to bet the first baby picture comes out when MI3 opens, and they get married when Angelina gives birth?
almost forgot--always going to post with team brooke on these freaks thread
please. he's never going to marry her.
SUNNY!! Beautiful Brooke!!
She was exquisite!
MizRo --ohhhh I know GORGEOUS right?!
especially in the 80's!!
take that katie and tiny tom!
crap! keep forgetting!
Stoney baloney 1:18pm; Tom is working on that as we speak. He'll tell everyone he just couldn't wait any longer. That he just had to marry Katie right away. I USED to love this guy. What a tool......
GO YANKEES
You know anyone who has a had a baby doesn't spring up two days later ready to rock.>>>
What a bunch of wack jobs!
Tom needs a beat down by the Keebler elves!
Love the avatar DaddyCruise!... So true it's scarrrryyy!
Keebler elves!! V. Funny velvett1
How f***ing pissed are her parents? He meets their daughter, pimps her for publicity, knocks her up after a few months of dating, and then no wedding before the "miracle". I wonder how Easter brunch was at their house? And do the grandparents have enough "thetans" to touch the "amazing", "fantastic" and "incredible" (have I left out any other adjectives Crazy Cruise has spouted out about Katie?) alien? This guy makes me sick. And I'm losing my patience with Katie. Run, Katie, run (but don't forget to take the alien...um, Suri with you).
Along Katie's dress, TomC should pick out a straigt jacket for Katie's unlucky day.
I heard Katie's parents were in Florida when Suri was born. Can you imagine?
Bug Spray | 04.21.06 - 1:13 pm
That was some funny shit man
When I think of "Buff Brides" I think of bodybuilders. And when I think of bodybuilders, I think of how much Tom Cruise loves men.
She needs to take a long look in the mirror at her fat ass and legs and work on THOSE. Her belly was so huge her tummy skin has to be hanging so she might want to focus there too.
BTW - does anyone else find the idea of "Buff Brides" kinda...I dunno....disturbing? Creepy?
jenner | 04.21.06 - 12:35 pm | #
Probably specialized business for all the Hollywood set who have illegitimate bastards, oh I mean who are ready for the commitment of raising a child but not for the commitment of marriage.
katie needs to grab her alien baby and run for the hills...
He was singing I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and GAY...lol
The title... just owns!
please dont tell us the dress is going to be white.
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