OMG THAT'S A SCARY PIC
I think my computer just caught an STD.
Is this girl retarded or just really stupid? And I don't care that I am first
hey Stoney - I'm gonna say this JUST so the stalker will come out - FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weird boobs.... the left one in particular looks like it's heading south under her armpit...
Why oh why is she not wearing a bra???
Please Lord, don't reproduce, we need no more. That's it, I'm sterlizing the water in California
DIE ALREADY!! you are so irrelevant
sweet jesus, those are some weird tits.
she's like medusa... we are all going to have ugly nips just from looking at her.
Arm fat overflow. Ew. Please, keep those udders covered. No sheer fabrics, no nip slips.
you're "sterilizing the water?"
Jebus, her tits look like SLOTH from the Goonies!
http://www.theplaza.ca/moview/Pi...oonies/
pic4.jpg
Why????? Her boobs look like she breastfed sextuplets until they were six years old! Those jeans are gorgeous, mind you.
Minus the see-though quality of the shirt, she looks pretty good. *runs and hides*
That is just plain sad. Somebody just shoot her and get it over with for fucks sake!
Say Anon. Forgot to run my spellcheck
What an ugly ass top.
I'm not worried about the spelling. I just thought sterilized water was what was sold by poland springs and every other water co.
Has this bitch put out any movies lately..I am so over her.
It's like one of those freaky paintings... No matter where you stand, her nipples move with you.
augh why is that bitch rich and famous and i am not. my nips are WAY better!
Someone pass the Clorox. My eyeballz need bleaching again.
She and Bai should just do porn.
Jeez put a bra on bitch. Didn't she learn anything from her last nip slip?
is that what a slow leak looks like?
I think my computer just caught an STD.
jennifer | 04.21.06 - 1:38 pm | #
I feel like I need a penicillin shot!
pricolatino | 04.21.06 - 1:43 pm | #
hahahahahahahahaha
Her nipple is getting more work than she's getting??? What has she done lately??
ah sweetie get your money back for those cockeyed hooters and the botched, rippled lipo'd tummy too.
Ok, all my databases are calc'd... Off to do my 5 minutes worth of work. Be back soon.
On the plus side, she can breastfeed two babies while laying on her back.
Her left udder looks like it's either melting or trying to sneak away.
Her boobies are cockeyed. I said cock.
her nipples actually do look different than "that" time when we saw that scarred mess...but they are now lopsided and uneven... bad bad plastic surgeon
Her nips are trying to run away.
I wish Scout's avatar would run her down.
GO YANKEES 
I don't care what anyone says, I'd put my mouth on those!
darth1sbw....be careful...that orange rubs off and stains.
How can a surgeon get away with work like that? I'd be suing mad!
"I don't understand why I'm not taken seriously"
Wow.. she's REALLY lopsided!!
Is it just me or has the hard life finnally caught up with her face to? She always looks sort of spit out all the time now.....Carson is laughing his ass off that's for sure.
BTW. Other than the boob things, she actually looks somewhat presentable in those pics.
What the???
Oh sure. I always aspired to having my nips on the sides of my bewbs!
On the brightside that blouse print is so hideous, no one will notice when she barfs on it later. 
poor tara. with those frankenboobies and botched-up belly she's too freaky even for porn.
My Pregnant Doggie has better tits than her!
one is pointing east the other west maybe she uses them to figure out where she is going
OK, this woman had surgery to look hot and instead ended up with liposuction carvings clearly visible on her stomach and her once even but small boobs are now scarred, lopsided and have a huge driveway-sized gap in between them.
What is up with surgeons? What is up with these bad results on all these celebrities?
Why do you think she's never had them fixed?
Why does she want us to see these frightening nipples so badly!?
here tits are starting to look like marty feldman eyes.
watch where you point that thing!
What a skank.
Look at those nips! Any guy that licks them is gonna get a mouth full of deodorant.
Why do you think she's never had them fixed?
Harley Bitch Barbie | 04.21.06 - 2:01 pm | #
Maybe there's only so much that can be fixed. Maybe her plastic surgeon is a butcher. Who knows? Look at that poor lady that died today, Elain Young, she had all those surgeries but doctors could only do so much to fix her disfigurement.
Is she REALLY that orange? Or do I need to adjust my monitor?
NoAnjl - face it, bitch! You want those implants!
Mousie you're right!
NoAnjl I wan your next avi to say
Queer!
NoAnjl, love the av! So perfect for Happy Penis Friday!
Bottom line: she was determined to wear that top.
A guy can do her doggie style and still suck her nips.
anon2 - you got it lovebug! Do you see my new one?
Yes I love it!
ewwww
ty jennifer
they're 'dripping' 'melting'... something... damn girl...
I go to lunch and come back to taras tits in my face!! Curse you MK!! Curse you!! I just upchucked my lunch!!
Peek a boo ho!
poor thing. didn't her ass cave in, too? 
Tara your tits are scaring all the men away!
i just fell out of my chair like SPF
It's like one of those freaky paintings... No matter where you stand, her nipples move with you.
pricolatino | 04.21.06 - 1:43 pm | #
WTF! I cleared everything!
hmmm...unless i am mistaken Reid has broken the record for most exposed nipples in one year with a whopping 17 exposures.
Yeah Baby!
http://www.thevelvethottub.com
NoAnjl, fucking love your avatar!
She has chameleon nipples... they move in independent direction from one another, granting her 360 degrees of nippleage.
I guess showing her nipples is another way for her to be taken seriously as an actress. dumb bitch.
LOL Pricolatino!!!!!
She can hit on two guys at different sides of the bar at the same time...
haha NoAnjl...mmm penis...mmm
i just fell out of my chair like SPF
papa joe's coke binge
i want that to becomes an expression.
pricolatino
Now that is good. She gets twice the drinks that way.
Mousie - I did it all for you beyotch!
Anonymous - enjoy!
Anonymous | 04.21.06 - 2:16 pm
i just fell out of my chair like SPF
papa joe's coke binge
That was funny!!
NoAnjl, Mousie loves her some penis! 
i just fell out of my chair like SPF
papa joe's coke binge | 04.21.06 - 2:12 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!
http://www.petitiononline.com/mo...d.cgi?perez21&
1
It's called SPFing.
That was you KeLLKeLL - should have known!! 
oh fuck could she just put those fugly things away already?!
Tarasite's just trying to stay relevant...
and like the beyotch didn't know you could see right through that shirt!
o.k PENIS now NoAnjl --have to toss my cookies to see--can't wait....
It's called SPFing.
pricolatino | 04.21.06 - 2:19 pm |
i just spit captain morgan through my nose!
Her left boob looks like it's trying to pick someone up at across the way.
*not at*
One's a compass, the other one's a GPS.
Nip -N- Duck
NoAnjl, why you posting as an anon?
What a pig...And I can hear her now, "I can never get good movie roles because producers don't take me seriously. They all think I'm some twenty-four hour a day party girl, they don't really know me. If they did they'd know that I wasn't like the person they read about in the tabloids..." Wah, wah, wah.
Hey you stupid slut, why is it that everytime a picture is taken of you it seems that you are at a nightclub, coming out of a nightclub, or going into a nightclub - Tara, you ignorant slut.
Oops, you need to put your info back in after you toss your cookies.
o.k NoAnjl --I see it -now we'll always think about it GREAT!-which reminds me of a certain dlister here--won't mention any names
I also see Daya's -is that Posh?
sorry, i tossed my cookies.
Blanche Deveraux's titties are still perfect- and she is 95 years old!
I get wood everytime I see that girl ... I'd hit that multiple times a day if I could ... she's so hot!
Ok Mousie when did you marry Chris? Are you a poligamist ala Big Love except you get to have all the husbands you want??
Mousie - cause I don't know that the fuck I am doing. I'm trying to see my av. I pushed delete internet cookies and I still can't see it! I don't want to keep bothering people. I'll figure it out! Bear with me please!
CRAP forgot to type my info --Anonymous | 04.21.06 - 2:24 pm | #
was ME!!
I like her smile.
if those are hers tits, imagine the vag . . . wonder if she gets botox in her labias
This girl (I wont say woman because she acts like she's sixteen) needs serious help. She says she wants people to take her seriously but in every picture she is glassy-eyed and somehow showing her breasts. She is a mess! Where are her family and friends? C'mon guys, it's intervention time!
i think i just grossed myself out
MK-- you need to do a top ten scariest tits in hollywood. Seriously.
Her labia probably looks like Amanda Lepore's mouth. Red lipstick included.
NoAnjl --delete your files and history to --that might work!
NoAnjl put you info back in then you will be able to see it.
Jay her vag prob. hangs down to her knees.
Her labia probably looks like Amanda Lepore's mouth. Red lipstick included.
pricolatino | 04.21.06 - 2:28 pm | #
i think most DLISTERS will be gettin their SPF on tonight
except me, i'm going to work now
Eeeewwww!! MK, It's Friday, for God's sake! What are THEY (Tara and her nipples, Britney, Elaine Young...) doing on here? Man, that's harsh. I mean, it's been a tough week, we deserve better. Now, if you could get me some Wentworth to start my weekend...
I need a drink.
does your vag hang low?
can it swing to and fro?
does it swallow men whole?
does it smell ya dirty ho?
NoAnji-make that a double
papa joe - I will NOT be falling on my head tonight! So sorry!
anon2 - I made me a Hagface/Meloni sammich and it sho felt fine! Yes siree.
i think i just grossed myself out
JAY | 04.21.06 - 2:27 pm |
nothing more to say... *dry heaving*
Can you imagine when she is about to get busy and she takes her pants off. That thing rolls out slowly and hangs down by her knees.
JAY - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jay her vag prob. hangs down to her knees.
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 2:28 pm | #
and
does your vag hang low?
can it swing to and fro?
does it swallow men whole?
JAY | 04.21.06 - 2:30 pm | #
What a sweet children's song that would be. The Wiggles would so rock that song
Making slurping noises.
noanjl, delete your FILES under temporary internet files and then you'll see it! Let's go to happy hour!
Someone needs to tell this skanky chick to lay off the tripple coat eyeliner circling her eyes. Much worse that her gross nipples
My eyes. My poor eyes. I have just been violated. And her tits look like uneven flapjacks.
Can you imagine when she is about to get busy and she takes her pants off. That thing rolls out slowly and hangs down by her knees.
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 2:32 pm
I bet when she runs it sounds like a galloping horse!!
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 2:32 pm | #
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oh fuck guys STOP IT!!!!! I'm crying here!
Everybody & they're Mum makes fun of her "Franken Tittay's" so why is she showing those uglies off? Are those looking in different directions?
When will she finaly realised that she can't act for shit...
Tara hun, make beastiality Porn already.
(Yes i said it. But we all know that she's to bad of an "Actress" for regular Porn)
KellKell
And slaps her in the face.
I bet when she runs it sounds like a galloping horse!!
KeLLKeLL | 04.21.06 - 2:33 pm | #
STOOOOOOOOOOOOPPP IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!
I think she looks pretty but wtf was she thinking wearing this shirt? Hasn't she learned her lesson yet?? Jeez
never laughed so fucking hard!!!!
*tears streaming*
If she runs she can make it shoot out and grab shit like hands.
At least she had the decency to keep the frankentummy under wraps!
i feel like at this point, she should have fun with her boobs. come out every month with a new shape...like balloon animals.
or, she could do themes. in fact, i'll suggest themes.
-farm animals
-september 11th
-pastas
just an idea, tara...
bet when she runs it sounds like a galloping horse!!
KeLLKeLL | 04.21.06 - 2:33 pm | #
All new meaning to "Giddy Up"
remember that mishap she had when her whole tit fell out on the red carpet?
the best part was how her face lit up when the photogs went crazy. like she thought "i must look really good...my career's not over..."
fake tits are wack! even whitney says so.
tara has to show her nipples, no exposure=no career.
tim
Although her frankennipple is showing she does look better.
tim | 04.21.06 - 2:36 pm | #
I just pissed myself
damn and we just missed Easter. She could have made them into Easter baskets.
try trapezoidal for the daytime emmys, tara.
oh, you weren't invited?
hmmm...
maybe you'll get invited to the "snakes on a plane" premiere...
why isn't she dead yet!!!! what has she done???
Can you imagine when she is about to get busy and she takes her pants off. That thing rolls out slowly and hangs down by her knees.
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 2:32 pm
Suddenly I never have the desire to eat roast beef ever again!
It's an octopussoir...
It looks like her tits are actually trying to run away from her...
Suddenly I never have the desire to eat roast beef ever again!
jennifer
FUCK THAT!
that got me good, jennifer.
GROSS!
tara "loose meat" reid.
i feel like with enough kegels, she could make t all prehensile...maybe even dexterous enough to sign autographs.
"TR"
Her nipples are scouring the joint looking around for a different body.
Man could you imagine if this bitch actually read this shit....she would FINALLY disappear --one can only hope....BWwwaaahaaaaa
How sad to have your boobs done and then have them look worse than your original ones. I don't like girls with fake boobs.
I have a new avatar bitches!! woohooo.
Tim she already has the skills to grab shit off of shelves when she is shopping. I bet soon signing autographs will be easy.
sunny/Stoney: tysvm!! I can now see my av. The banana is supposed to be waving the sign though. Oh well. AND I'M STILL DRINKING BITCHES!
pinata's?
have to say though you all are the funniest bitches out there --you need your own stand-up gigs!
SEriously!
never laughed SO hard!!
NICE TATAS DAY!!!!!!!
tara "loose meat" reid.
i feel like with enough kegels, she could make t all prehensile...maybe even dexterous enough to sign autographs.
"TR"
tim | 04.21.06 - 2:45 pm |
holy fuck!
Daya.. from ass to tits?.... who is it?
I bet they do read it. It must be hard not to come on here and bitch us out though.
is that Posh Daya?
Thanks NoAnjl!
Tabatha....it's the one and only Colombia's brainless chestica.....Natalia Paris.
Sunny: NO WAY bitch.
anon2/Fancy one can only hope--it would bring them down a few pegs into REALITY!
ok Daya......my BF will know I am sure..
mmm..breastestesssess...mmm...
Is there a reason people aren't exiled anymore?
here tits are starting to look like marty feldman eyes.
Clutch | 04.21.06 - 2:03 pm | #
That thing rolls out slowly and hangs down by her knees.
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 2:32 pm | #
I picture it more as a rapid release, sounds like a loud KERTHUMP
It's an octopussoir...
pricolatino | 04.21.06 - 2:43 pm | #
OCTOPUSSOIR!!!!!!! LOVE PRINCESS CLARA
Daya: nice av. She's hot!
still drinking? are you still going from last night noanjl?! Impressive!
I think she found her plastic surgeon in the supermarket circular. Tara, please realize that buy one get one free is not always a great deal!
I know Sunny. I wish they would say something if they are out there reading this.
DAYA weeeeellllllll
Soooooooooooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy!
I thought the boobs were too bulbous and meaty for her!
KeLLKell....jesus i think i just peed myself i can't stop laughing....
Thanks jennifer.
Tabatha: ohhh He WILL KNOW!!
Sunny, I would slice my own tits off if someone actually suggested I form them into rotini on wednesdays
Daya, who is dat?
anon2/Fancy maybe they're some of the haters out there?!
Stoney - sheeeeet, I've been going since Monday - it's my incentive to work! bottoms up bitch!
sunny!
kell kell...like my tatas?
mouse: it's the one and only Colombia's brainless chestica.....Natalia Paris.
and yes, her last name is Paris, so nothing good comes outta that.
Looks like they kicked Tara's knockers off the dance floor.
JAY who said that?!
well yet another sexy avatar Daya!
just when things were gettin' heated between Buffie and Tyson--but Tyson could go to town on her too!
on top of the club bar
all covered in jizz
sat my mongoloid boobies
when somebody sneezed
they rolled off the bar stool
and down through the stairs
they rolled 'cross the alley
and collected cat hair
they slammed on the sidewalk
and up against glass
by the time i got boobies
i was drunk on my ass
I bet she smells like a subways...I came back from that place and I reek of it...and I could only imagine this fuck rag smells like it..
not to be a demanding bitch or anything, but I totally need a caption this contest RIGHT NOW.
kell kell...like my tatas?
Dayanara
I like anybody's tatas that are bigger than mine...man boobs included.
Tabatha Cat hair!!
Tabatha!
Kell kell, she can suck tyson's cock too, don't worry.
Oh Tabatha..you always make me laugh!!! collected cat hair!!
Skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank skank
oh and did I mention?? Skank.
Sunny-
"i feel like at this point, she should have fun with her boobs. come out every month with a new shape...like balloon animals.
or, she could do themes. in fact, i'll suggest themes.
-farm animals
-september 11th
-pastas
just an idea, tara..."
tim | 04.21.06 - 2:36 pm | #
Tabatha | 04.21.06 - 2:59 pm | #
a true poet you are!
Who cares if she has her side beams on. You know the girl isn't one of the richest celebrities. You know she had that sh*t done in the back of an alley somewhere, her only anaesthesia(sp?) was a 12 pack of beer. One of the two for one deals. She is probably pleased with the way that crap came out. She's so drunk half the time she doesn't know what she looks like.
Tabatha
JAY | 04.21.06 - 3:02 pm |
Oh I get it-how did I miss that?!
My screen was just covered in orange powerade. And my nose still burns from where it came out...
I bey she has 6 toes on 1 foot and only 4 on the other one.
That's what happens when you get your boobs done the same day you met your surgeon at a bar in Tijuana on Cinco de Mayo.
Tabatha | 04.21.06 - 2:59 pm | #
Sounds like you've got a hit on your hands!
Gotta give her props though, I love her freaking jeans! I wonder who she stole them from.
I bet MK loves keeping us hanging on a string waiting for a new post!
Sunny he is tormenting us today. He likes to make us beg.
I'm bored, MK, pleeeeeaseee.
He probably got caught up laughing his ass off at these comments and forgot what time it is
Someone just sent me this spoof off of Brokeback mtn. and Mario Lopez is in it...hot damn that boy looks hot!! I don't care if he's banging Eva or not..hot damn!
What's crazy is this skank dated the hottie on General Hospital
MK would make an awesome dominatrix!
Tara Reid Queen of the Massengill Tribe.
(Jenner love your avatar! Kath & Kim rule)
make that a FIERCE one!
back on topic...Taras tit reminds me of a deer caught in head lights.. it just looks absolutely frightened!
OMG! My husband is on Perez! Asshat actually looks good standing next to Meth Head!
OOOHH he is with that piece of crap perez. Divorce him!
Q.F.E. | Homepage | 04.21.06 - 3:10 pm | #
thanks! and I think I said it before but bears repeating - Will "Goulet" Ferrell makes me cry so hard I get the heaves!
GOOd one MOusie that'll wake up MK --talk about perez!
Haha Fancy...
Yah, Mousekarooski..what kind of bitch goes behind your back and hangs out with another bitch??
sorry i meant--Mrs. Hagface Carter
"Your heart is not open, so I must go...
the spell has been broken, I love you so..."
MK LIKES GIRLS!!!! that should get his attention!
I love you guys! Hubby needs to lay off the Doritos! DAYUM! HAHAHA!
Even he looks good standing next to Aaron. What the fuck is wrong with that family? I should have let Shitney have Hagface when she wanted to arm rassle me for him!
sing it Prico!
you guys are cracking me up. I think the only reason Tara should be around is to make fun of her. She is just over. The boobs are nasty. The shirt looks like the set of Star Search to me.
Prico MADONNA !! Sorry but I love her!!*ducking the tomatoes*
NoAnjl!
LOL NoAnjl
There's no greater power than the power of goodbye...
MK likes girls?? since when?
Everybody in my office loves my ipod, lol...
jenner - who is that in av?
Mouse Arron looks like someone stepped on his head and squshed it.
Mousie..you know you have to fight me for Chris, right?
NoAnjil, I can't see the new avvie and I tossed my cookies. What is it?
Bonnie Blue Star search LOL.
and i think she looked awesome in that video--yah yah I know shaddup!
Does anybody have Tara's agent's number? I want her to be the spokesmodel for VAGEVA.
Madonna is a twat, but I love her her old shit, and some new. That song "Music" makes me crazy. I could grind a person's body part off.
NoAnjl | 04.21.06 - 3:22 pm | #
Kath & Kim - Aussie show, effin' HILARIOUS
Bonnie Blue --also delete your files and history
Where's Miz, I need an afternoon dance session
Yeah prico its
1-900-hireacrookedtittyslut.
anon2, he DOES!
TAK! TAK!
Bonnie, you may not have him. He's mine!
Prico, I bet if you go to IMDB, there is a link that gives you her agent's info. Or at least some way to contact her. Go for it.
How much longer do we have to look at the frankentitties!!?? Paris gambled away her Bentley. Let's make fun of her ass now!
Bonnie Blue - It's a banana holding a penis sign. When I got it, it was waving it in air, but it doesn't do it now. 
btw, HAPPY PENIS FRIDAY HOT BITCH!
I could grind a person's body part off.
NoAnjl | 04.21.06 - 3:25 pm | #
Mousie...I know where he lives. I think I win!
anyone else read ted c's blind vice yet?
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/
Aw...ind.060421.html
i think it's k.u. and n.k.
Gonosyphilaids is no joking matter... we need to put the word out there. Say no to purple cooters! Use VAGEVA!
Bonnie, so do I, love. I also know where his place here in CT is! Top that, please.
jenner - thanks. That one chick reminds me of Laverne (Penny Marshall).
NoAnjl | 04.21.06 - 3:25 pm | #
HOOWWWWW DAAAAAAAARRRRRREEEE YOU??
naw I agree she can be a twat-- but for the most part love her music especially the old stuff
Alice, I totally think it's Hillary Duff and that Madden freak
Alice I do too.
I'm gonna keep the secret,
I'm gonna close my body now...
Mousie,
Um, I'll walk down the block and ring him up. Well, actually, I don't know about that, I would feel bad. Though, his doorman is my friend. I watched his car get hit and told him about it.
I wasn't aware of the place in CT though. We can team up and stay at my place when he's in NYC and yours when he's in CT. That way we can cover all the bases.
she is retarded. katie holmes is retarded, too. she look like she got down's.
she definitely got herpes.
Reid begs to be taken seriously and then pulls sick stunts like this?
You can't have your fake boobies and eat them, too.
Bonnie, bring it! His place here is incredible.
fancy, he looks skeezy (sp?) to me anyway... i totally think he'd cheat on nicole.
sorry sunnybunny - I saw her in concert. I used to really love her, but now, not so much. But I still love you.
fergernauster | 04.21.06 - 3:31 pm that's a skeeery av
so, i had a fantastic masturbation session last night.
remind me to have my socks laundered, BTW.
Mousie, you're on.
He has a nice place here too. Well, it's a nice building. Also, Munch (Richard Belzer) also lives up the block. He's a funny guy.
Actually, she can eat them... She can put one nipple in her mouth and pick the lint off her bellybutton with the other one.
Tim lol!!
fergernauster | 04.21.06 - 3:31 pm | #
Holy shit that looks like me after a rough night!
As long as you weren't masturbating with lamb chop...
Tim
awwwwwwww love you to NoAnjl!!
I keep having to adjust my eyes with fergernauster's avatar
Alice I know. SHe looks too prim and proper. I bet he gets freaky with anything.
tim | 04.21.06 - 3:34 pm | #
where the hell did THAT come from? Inspired by Tara's Frankentitties?!?!?!?
so, i had a fantastic masturbation session last night.
remind me to have my socks laundered, BTW.
tim | 04.21.06 - 3:34 pm | #
Oh cum on!!!
prico, not with lambchop...but, ABOUT lambchop.
and sherri lewis' decomposing corpse.
is MK alright?
has anyone placed an APB?
hold on...i'll do it.
*calls cops*
Hum, probably is Nicole and Keith. Although I initially thought Hilary and Joel.
tim-
Now that is nasty. Bitch is seriously blind.
I EAT MY OWN SHIT, APES
anon2, freaky is good.
Bonnie - Loves me some Belzer.
OMG! Check this out, guys! http://www.planetdan.net/pics/mi...isc/
georgie.htm
tim - if your socks have holes in them, you can use it as a cake decorator!
tara reid will be a battered housewife.
ooo!! ABC's spin-off to desperate houswives...battered housewives starring tara reid, brooke shields, and miyam bialik.
why am i not an tv netweork executive yet???!!!
fancy i have to tell you how much i love your avatar- i have the pic of him from entertainment weekly looking at me right now. he keeps me happy while i'm working!
911 what is your emergency??
Thanks Alice he is soo hot!!
I can smell Tara Reid's booze breath and crusty crotch from way over here...
apparently Kidman knows he cheats, but looks the other way, as long as he "behaves" in public, tried to be discreet, etc - this from "lainey" who always has excellent sources
I like Nicole Kidman but she has AWFUL taste in men (oh, except for those few months she was bangin' Lenny)
Keith Urban is HIDEOUSLY ugly
MK where are you fucker?
MK definately got laid last night --he's too discombobulated to post anything!
unless he's getting laid now --the bitch! and laughing at us waiting.....
He is probably getting fucked and reading this at the same time!!
Sorry guys but MK was a bad boy earlier so Foo and I dumped him back into my basement. We gave him a laptop and some meth but he seems to be nodding off a bit. I'll go kick him.
tim | 04.21.06 - 3:39 pm |
OK now you've gone too far with the Brooke Shields comment
"hey tara, i've got a joke so funny, you'll laugh your tits off...oh, i guess you alredy heard it."
The slag needs to get a job.Calling her useless is an understatemt.
Her tits have fallen and they cant get up!
maybe he's actually working today?
nah...
Folks with facial deformities should not be mocked.
I should know.
sunny, people on this site LOOOOVE brooke shields.
when she was preggo with little grier, MK posted a pic of her holding coffee, and lookin' kinda fug...and, i made some comment about her, and peopole FLIPPED out on me.
apparently, the only person on the "no boycott" list is brooke shields.
baffling to me.
MK is busy fucking Andy Asstronut.
Brooke Shields farted once on the set of "Blue Lagoon".
Activating Amber Alert...
Her tits have fallen and they cant get up!
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 3:43 pm | #
I always thought that was funny...
"HELP I've fallen and I can't get up" and those clapper commercials
You made my day, Daya...
tim | 04.21.06 - 3:44 pm | #
I think she got a lot of fans, and cemented the ones she already had - when she became The Anti-Cruise
good jeans tho
I like Where's the beef?!!
anon2 She can get a clapper for her implants and they'll dance when she claps.
Shit. Katie had the baby so maybe Tom went after MK now!!!
Every time I refresh and read "Scary Nipples" I keep thinking scripples...
I think she looks very cute but those franken tits need to go! 
oh yes, other new avatar is here, yeah.
Woohoo! Duran Duran's "All She Wants Is"
NoAnjl I am really worried about MK's safety. Tom is the man who owns the internets!
what?
Just one question, they were just asleep at the end of Blue Lagoon, right? They weren't dead, right?
I just actually read Perez's comments on Hagface and Meth Head. That is some funny shit. MK would have been funnier, but since he isn't deigning to even give us a contest or some crumbs, I had to go elsewhere.
amber alert for MK?
i think so, prico.
he's probably off smoking rock with natalee holloway and elizabeth smart and jean-benet ramsey.
those 4 girls are SO inconsiderate.
how about a phone call, ladies?!!
They died.
Mousie I can picture her with dancing titties.
Stoney..... honey...they are safe and sound on a farm.......
ugh.
I still laugh my ass off at the "Elizabeth Smart's Christmas" sketch from Mad TV. LOL!!
I'm moaning to Duran Duran. I think my boss is masturbating under his desk...
MK? Where's the Love?
Stoney..... honey...they are safe and sound on a farm.......
NoAnjl | 04.21.06 - 3:49 pm | #
HOLY FUCK I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
You've got a tank full of pirahna's here.... feed us bitch!
apparently, the only person on the "no boycott" list is brooke shields.
baffling to me.
tim | 04.21.06 - 3:44 pm | #
and my baby
tim | 04.21.06 - 3:44 pm | #
yup people either love her or hate her--and I'm one of those who love her--maybe she reminds us fans of simpler times in the 80's...
hell I don't know maybe it was just her beauty???
if you hate her all I can say is
CAPTION THIS IS HERE!
anon2, they move in separate directions.
All right. I'm off to look for MK. He's prolly at Whole Foods or Trader Joe's. He loves that shit.
Tim-I filed a missing persons report this morning as well
Wheres the beef??
Hello EVERYONE!!
I just skipped down to the bottom so forgive if someone else has already posted what I think.
1). Where the hell is her stylist
2.) It's like Paris' wonky eye looking at me
3.) That shit's ugly
4.) The arm fat hanging over on the left side in unattractive. It doesnt take a celebrity to realize that.
5.) Wear a FUCKING bra. You are in public. Sweet Jesus Mary Mother and Joseph.
thank you. that is all I have to say now.
CAPTION THIS IS HERE!
jenner | 04.21.06 - 3:52 pm | #
SORRY, I'm just really excitable.....
I fucking LOVE Duran Duran! OMG they were so hot in concert back in the day! Shit, they still are! Simon married Yasmin Paraveh. Sounds like the name of a rice dish, if you ask me!
I had some last night with garlic naan.
prico - boss - ewww!!
Putas Happy Penis Friday!!!>>>>>>>
My boss is cute... I'd bukkake with him any day.
PUTAS! Where you been?????????????
Wheres the beef??
anon2/Fancy | 04.21.06 - 3:53 pm |
HAHA good one as well
I think she got a lot of fans, and cemented the ones she already had - when she became The Anti-Cruise
jenner | 04.21.06 - 3:46 pm |
that too!
"girls on film"
just got that in my head....
The way I feel is sexual... when you're next to me...
li da di, li da di, li da di da di da di...
sunny - is that Brooke?
Hey, tim, how come you don't sing us any of your ditties anymore?
"I'm gonna swim to the ocean floor... mmmm mmmm mmmm... crash to the other shore...
Good Night all, and a lovely, slow-moving weekend!
**BIG KISSES**
Mouse did you see Duran on tour last year? They were really good. Felt like I was a teenager again ... it was nice while it lasted. And John is still yummy.
Me thinks she had her boob job the same place Frankenstein got all fix'd up
roast roast beef
roast roast beef
roast roast roast roast beef
MizRo - shit I missed ya go!!! LOVE YOU GIRL!!!!
Good Nite Miz.
*honey bunches of hugs*
Q.F.E. - yep. China Club. John is sooooo hot. I used to have tails like him. My front one was pink and the back one was blue. Dude, there were so many drunken horny women at their show!
MizRo | 04.21.06 - 4:03 pm | #
*BIG KISS* back at ya babe!
Bye Mizzy! Watch SVU on USA!
Me thinks she had her boob job the same place Frankenstein got all fix'd up
Mousie Carter-Meloni --why yes ,yes it is BROOKE
don't know why I felt the need to shout out brookes name.....
sorry NY Yankees Mousie guess I should have reponded with this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mousie - LOL - I just started watching that - I'm hooked. I love them both. I know, I know, hands off Chris. Don't worry!
Ohhh tails!!! I forgot about those. But I used to peroxide my bangs back in the day to a very violent bleached out yellow. Saw them here in Toronto and it was middle aged soccer moms galore. It felt like full circle ... I was lucky enough to be in the audience when they filmed The Reflex video and all these years later still felt like a young silly girl when they were playing ...
NoAnjl - Mariska is my girl crush!
Such a mess. But that's why we like her. It's trash that we'll never be able to throw out.
MOUSIE
I have a boss now that states I have to meet customers at the door. What the hell ever. Pffftttt I have better thangs to do, like DListed
I almost slapped the crap out of my coworker earlier so I had to stay in my cage today.
And right when I catch up something happens. A Customer comes in, I throw down with coworker, ya know something...
I need more time for my DListed.
I like to push my own stool through my teeth with my tongue, while jamming the excess fecal matter under my clit hood. I also like when guys fish the corn out of my shit and spit it into my twat.
Can someone in a nutshell give me an update on what has happened in here for the past let's say 2 weeks. I need to get caught up. How was the Hot Tub Party?
How is Little Bunny the Foo? I have seen that bitch in different posts but can catch up.
I see Mousie is a polygamist....
ok Putas, Holmes had her pillow and named it Pickpocket, SPF has brain damage and Shitney's a cokewhore, Dayanara is trying out for Flavor of Love, and MK is on crack today but still hot shit.
What a SKANK!!
No one wants to see her Frankentits
Wow stoney..
SPF was bound to have it anyways, wether by hereditary or drugs of his own accord.
Go DAYA!!!
When is MK not hot shit but on crack? Just a thought... And why is MK on crack> He get into Foo's stash again?
TOTALLY in foo's stash. He was late this morning AND left us hanging for like three hours today looking at frankentitties.
Putas, I married Hagface but fuck around with Meloni and Miz.
Oh and Foo had to have surgery so she wasn't posting for a while. But she's back to taking names and has a really fucked up new avatar pf a rabid bunny with cheetos on its tongue.
Is her nipple pointing downward?
Holy Fuck..
Those nipples move around like a compass trying to keep track of due north in the Bermuda triangle!!!
Can i call her a whore?
Miz, Mousie & Jessucka -- there's a Special Victims Unit marathon on Sunday on USA! I think it starts at 6 or 7 p.m. depending on time zone. Yay! Mousie is a polygamist, as is Meloni -- he's married to that Sherman dude (I kid), Mousie AND moi -- how did that happen?
Mousie -- who is HAGFACE? I'm going crazy trying to figure out! And you can address me now as Moist Meloni (wow -- that has a ring to it).
Tara...your left turn signal is on!
Its the return of Frankenboobie!!! She is such a drunk, even her tits can't sit straight!!
she still has remarkably supple skin for someone who's been tanning, drinking, smoking, and crackwhoring all day. I wonder if Jizz is really the secret for that sheen.
FYI: Hagface is Nick Carter
does she honesty think her tits look hot?....
When I look at her breasts I think of a divining rod.
Such a shame what this girl has done to herself... She used to be cute in American Pie (1).
Yep...bathing in Jizz can keep that porceline skin
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww...kill it before it multiplies.........
HOW can her girls look that saggy?
Shit I B/F two kids and mine aren't even hangin' that low?
**Do your Boobs had low, do they wooble to and fro, can ya tie em knot, can ya tie em a bow, can ya throw over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your boobs hang low?**
Sorry, about that I'm going on very little sleep right now : )
Those Frankentitties should be restricted in public!
The next Judie Dench, ladies and gentleman.
Tara, honey, I thought you wanted us to take you seriously!?!?! If you want to be respected, you've got to wear cute (but not see-through) clothing the next time you get your picture taken at T.G.I. Friday's. O.K.? Thanks.
AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! IT BUUUURRRNS!!!
MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!
that is all.
That's what happens when you get bargain basement boobs.
God, what I would do to fuck her. I would fuck her in the ass and suck her tits til she passes out. That bitch is hat. I bet her pussy tastes like candy.
Turn around Tara and let me fuck your hot ass. Let me squeeze those tits. Juicy bitch!
I meant that girl is HOT. Fuckin' bitch . Let me eat you til you scream. God I want to eat that bitch. Fuckin ho - bring that beautiful ass over here. Let me fist you fuckin' gorgeous ho. God, thos tits are hot.
WHY IS HER BOOB ALMOST UNDER HER ARMPIT?
Is it possible for a body part to move as a result of "over-usage"? If this is true then I must control myself from J/O too much.
AND WHY IS THAT TITTIE LOOKING AT ME WHEREVER I GO?
I think her tits are perky. That is not saggy at all. Come on folds.
I am a girl by the way, and I have serious tara fantasies. I'd let her sit on my face for days! Her and Angelina Jolie.
as wood yee would say: 'i would do her.'
out that away. she would be a pretty person if she didn't have that smoker's voice!
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