First?
bombshell?
Yay! I'm going to smack someone to celebrate. Seriously, I think Naomi probably had a better mugshot than this chick
Ugh. That's supposed to be gorgeous? She looks like she's made out of pipe cleaners!
Maybe this rude whore should get together with Charlie Sheen
Oooooohhhhh....CAGE FIGHT!!! Naomi vs. May. I'm so buying a ticket to that Vegas freak show!
Model my ass.. Bitch is ugly!
Is she related to Kate Moss? Totally looks like she could be her sister.
TOTAL COKEHEAD! Just look at her! Move over Naomi, there's a new bitch in town and I hear she slaps her Assistants double hard!
The sky "cops" get real pissed if youre unruly/drunk now on planes...They used to serve you all the booze you want; now they cut you off. Not that I know or anything. AHem.
Martinair Flight 643
hahaha I totally thought that said "Martini Air" - I could understand how she was so wasted then!
Wow ... nice to know that unairbrushed models are totally fugly!! Making me feel better today.
OK I see all the zits on her chin, but does she also have Holmes Mouth? aka herpes????
jenner | 04.21.06 - 5:36 pm | #
"Martini Air - our planes aren't the only things flying high"
has she been making out with katie holmes?
herp-herp-HOORAY!!
jenner, i should've read what you wrote first, huh?
Hottie is Hot... you took the words right out my mouth! She is low rent courtney love, not a bombshell
WTF?!
GO YANKEES 
i'm totally on team naomi!!!!
tim | 04.21.06 - 5:41 pm | #
the fact we both noticed it just makes it all the more possible! Holmes-in-Mouth Disease!!!!!!!
MJF | 04.21.06 - 5:40 pm | #
I'm TERRIFIED of flying, but I'll fly that airline!!!!!!!!
This ugly bith is no real model! She's just a skinny drug-infested weirdo.
Hottie is hot, you're as confused as I am. Bitch looks nasty
Amen, Hottie. Sister looks more like a crank addict than an international supah-stah...
You know if she opened her mouth it her teeth would be all meth-y. She's ugly and she needs to pluck her eyebrows-I HATE unkempt eyebrows! I don't know why.
IS THIS A "FACES OF METH" AD???
ONE of her eyes is on it's way up North.
How could you possibly beat a bitch boarding a flight from amsterdam? i was too stoned to give a shit about shit when coming back from a'dam!
ew, bitch needs to eat something. she looks like shit, i'll be damned if she's a "bombshell".
That's a Supermodel?? Holy Shit
For this model to be considered "super," shouldn't I have heard of her?
I spy mouth herpes
Which part of her is supposed to be "super?"
She used to date Steve-O, so it's not all that suprising...
Super-Fug, maybe.
I think the bitch is just super cranky because she is hungry. She looks like she hasn't eaten since Hall and Oats had a hit.
Man if this is her at age 23 yrs. she's going to look like Grandma in the slug fest video by the time she hits thirty.
She's pretty ugly - too bony. Naomi Campbell's pretty damn ugly, too, though. I bet if I could get her alone in an empty room where she had nothing to throw, I'd kick her ass. That's my new dream.
Gee, with celebs now sporting genital herpes on their mouths, it is going to become the new fashion accessory soon like the beauty mark used to be (so joking, yuck!)
Wow apparently all you need to be a "supermodel" is anorexia. You can have a face that looks like the inside of a dirty fucking diaper but as long as you're skinny, you're a fucking model. Nice.
Jealous Bitch -- right on! One need not look good anymore, as long as they only carry 90 lbs. on a six foot frame. Why is it that all these broads look like Slavic cleaning women (the Mischa Barton look)? Bitch is fug!
She doesn't look like a supermodel to me.
I don't understand why the even needed to test her for drugs. Just look at the glaze in her eyes. It's either meth or Scientology.
Isn't this a past Calvin Klein model?
I've also seen her in other magazine ad campaigns and always thought: what do they see in her??????
i wish i could throw shit at people and kick random people's asses, and not get in trouble.
coņo where is my gravatar!
Bad complexion and scary hipbone jugging out there. You're right "So I hear", saw her and Steve-O holding hands in some vogue picture. Now, I'm not surprised either...ewww.
herpes ridden face? what's up with that?... do not touch!
METH HEAD- LOOK AT THAT FACE
naomi can take this meth head....
This was taken after her date with Charlie Sheen.
vicky | 04.21.06 - 8:33 pm | #
ugh I didn't notice the hipbone till you said that - it IS farkin' scary!!!!! I mean, skinny chicks get those poking hipbones, but that looks like it's trying to bust outta her skin! *shudders*
that pic of her looks nasty. She looks like a skeleton in a scary movie. gross
This is proof that Hollywood etc... Is all smoke and lights. This bitch is a bombshell if being a bombshell is the equivalent of looking like David Lee Roth!
She use to date Stevo from Jackass.
is this the chick from that show Love Monkey now on Vh1 if it is she looks alot better on that show then in the pic but then again would anybody look good drunk and being arrested???
23, wtf????????!!!!!! Please, maybe her toe jam is 23..but her face looks like 33...girl is living hard and it shows...put the crack pipe down...!!
Not many ppl would look HOT in a mug shot!! But I bet none of you look like her in the model shot!!!!
IS THIS A "FACES OF METH" AD???
HS | 04.21.06 - 6:00 pm | #
Totally agree. She's definitely been using the meth.
Holy fuck this bitch has to (a) lay off the coke and (b) start fucking eating. Maybe then she won't be so goddamned cranky.
She's pretty nasty...
oh pleez Shelly look at her crotch...she looks like she has a penis and balls...shemale to all get out...boney stork looks gross and the over bleached hair is just adding to the fuglie assed looks...she jacked up, period.
crunk and disorderly meth model behavior...
HAHAHAHA
Let's see how tough she is when she gets in MDC jail house
I bet that bitch won't look all that glam in an orange jumpsuit and paper slippers.
Fucking cunt..she should try that slapdown shit on a Brooklyn Bus!
Shit, and I was feeling bad b/c I turn 30 in a couple weeks. Looking at her mug makes me feel fantastic and she's only 23? Thanks May...you made my day.
AND I had a nurse at the hospital (my dad's not well) ask me today why I had a "promise ring" on, it was my wedding band...she thought I was 16!!! I guess today was my day for ego boosts..ha ha
That picture reaks of coccaine.
I wonder why these models have to succumb to taking drugs, seriously the drug problem seems really serious.
I hung out w/ that bitch on Halloween 2000. That's all she is...a spoiled bitch. And she is NOT 23. She's gotta be @ least 26.
Ewwww, she's got drug sores.
why dont they let these girls eat? amazing what airbrushing does...
models really kick ass!
Wow, we Danes really now how to get good publicity for our country. First the Mohammed cartoons, and now this :P
She looks hot in the bikini, but damn, she's wacked...look at the coke sore under her nostril in her mug shot.
In the mugshot she looks a little like a contestant from America's Next Top Model.
She is fucking gorgeous.
THAT's a model? There's better looking girls at Frankford Terminal in Philly.
Where's my contract?
Crabitha Annie | 04.22.06 - 5:36 am | #
That's fun isn't it. I went to a corner store and got carded for beer, and I'm in my mid-30's.
::::steals Little Britain avatar while talking to you::::
is that bitch suppose to be sexy?
she looks like a starving kid from africa except white
Why oh why is it that people don't beat the shit out of spoiled drunk cunts like her. God I would've loved to be on that plain, I would've opend the door and trow her out.
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