meh
She does look nastacular.
That's it...I'm tossing all of my LV. She's giving it a bad name.
She looks drunk. Shiny face, messed up, skraggly hair. Wonder who she's done this time!?
Actually, it just looks like she's leaving a spa. The shiny face is normal after a facial and she may have had a scalp massage too which explains the messy hair. The only problem is she forgot to return the spa robe and put on her clothes! lol
That set of pictures is from a few weeks ago.. It was even on VH1's "Celebrity Eye Candy."
http://www.sweetkisses.net/image...s/robeapr806hq/
By the way, I should mention that I hate myself so much for knowing that.
By the way, I should mention that I hate myself so much for knowing that.
A. | 04.21.06 - 6:54 pm |
Relax, you're amongst others of your kind here. 
Jessica....fresh from her flea dip!
she's looking quite a tired mess these days.....NEVER thought I'd see the day where Ashlee looked better than Jess!
I actually like her w/o the extensions but wtf is she doing wearing a robe?
That was no Football Team, mate.
My bet is on "Pimp" Daddy Joe, was taking her out for a ride for all the ca$h she owns him.
Her skin is probably from facials -- protein facials, the old pearl necklace -- you get the gist. I hate this hag. And what's with that huge honking beak? She looks like Jake LaMotta after ten rounds!
She clutches her LV bags like they give her self respect
Such a has been.
QUOTING/USING someones comment from an earlier posting...
what a cunt blister
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I should turn in my dlisted membership - I'm not a Jessica fan, but I don't hate her *hides in corner*
I DO however HATE Asslee Simpson with the power of a thousand suns
So I feel OK about not hating Jessica.....still hiding, though....
moist etc. meloni- LOVE your avatar! Anyone know when the Strangers with Candy movie comes out?
she always looks drugged out.
In the last pic you can see her jeans sticking out of her purse. She probably got them dirty and had to take them off and put them in her purse and just left in a robe.
What a skank. She is OVER.
Very interesting theory... and somehow it seems all too plausible.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
its amazing what extensions and make up can do for a cock whore like her...
chestica simpson leaving her bukake shoot....
okay is this not the 2nd time she's been without clothes? first with Maroon dude and now? her panties are still on the deer antlers in the lobby
its amazing what extensions and make up can do for a cock whore like her...
regreta | 04.21.06 - 8:31 pm | #
it's amazing what extensions, makeup, $400,000 in plastic surgery, an army of PR lackeys, anorexia, bulemia, a tanker truck of hair bleach, half a tanker truck of body wax, a nasty father, and 3 1/2 brain cells can do for a cock whore like her.
her panties are still on the deer antlers in the lobby
Tabatha | 04.21.06 - 8:41 pm | #
the fireplace below the antlers are drying the cum stains
(I know I said I don't hate her, bt that doesn't mean I don't believe she just finished a Houston 500 in these shots....)
Tore up, from the floor up! 
GO YANKEES 
For the life of me I will never understand how it feels to carry the entire annual income of a third world country's family on your shoulder. Clearly, Jessica sleeps just fine.
well it is tiresome work to get those boobs in tiptop shape...i guess that's why she looks so tore up....
Posh Slice -- thanks, sweetums! According to www.jerriblank.com, the anticipated release date is June 28, 2006. Those bitches better release that movie -- I'm dying to see it!
Her and Ken went to a spa that evening getting all the latest beauty treatments.
her looks hav egone down hill since the divorce please get back together we don't wan to see you looking hagolous!get a nose job ,put some extensions in fix ur chompers
her sister ashley is beyond fugly but if i was a guy i would still fuck the shit out of her just because shes a stupid whore
She looks like shit!
I saw her in person on Monday in a little breakfast place - she looked way less attractive in person. She is TINY... I am 5'6" and I towered over her, her hair looked trashed, and that butt chin of hers isn't cute in person.
Really she looked like any little blond girl I see at Whole Foods.
I think all she will have left after the divorce are that purse and a robe. That's why she clutching the shit out of them.
A robe and high heels? Classy.
Nice attempt at Gilded Moose.
Tore up from the floor up
Without a doubt!
Shit, I didn't even leave the hospital with a robe on after I had my kids, I at least tried to look semi-normal..I may have looked like hell but at least I have a little more class than that...as I'm sure most of us would.
JMHO
For the life of me I will never understand how it feels to carry the entire annual income of a third world country's family on your shoulder. Clearly, Jessica sleeps just fine.
Marie | 04.21.06 - 9:35 pm | #
I hear ya.. I sometimes feel bad carrying around a $300 frickin' leather dooney bag and that certainly isn't haute couture, shit my kids' 14 year old babysitter has one...now that I say that...There is something wrong that my babysitter has a purse that costs a couple hundred bucks.
Can someone PLEASE tell me what she is so famous for? My daughter tried and I still havent seen her do anything but show her bad acting in one movie (which I will not see) and her butt cheeks in a bad pizza commerical with a pig (which one is the pig). So tell me why we need her in the famous dlist.
are you kidding? This is the best she's looked in ages.
She is probably in some port town and just took on the entire Naval crew that just debarked there after six months at sea; maybe San Diego?
ok, that caption was awesome.
She doesn't deserve facials and scalp massages, I do.
I wonder what she's gonna do once the world is tired of being in her business and won't buy any of her tired-ass 80's remake albums.
rode hard & put away wet!
fresh from her ass bleaching!
I'm sure she was getting more than a facial. Maybe a little boob and lip pump up , her daily colonoscopy, and her weekly tooth bleaching. Although her teeth are probably fake like Hillary's.
What - did her hairdresser run out of the polyester hair extensions - color: chickenhead blonde, that he usually uses?
*Aaaaaand - scene!*
Can we stop giving these looozers any attention? Maybe they would go away...
She's stealing a robe from a spa.
Where was up-her-ass Ken Paves? Did you see that pic of her & him trying to look professional in Washington? LMAO. I think he has officially replaced Kacee, awww. And the crap about her wanting to be like Angelina and adopt babies? Nick is sooo better off without her and her big head.
whatever she can!!! i still love her!!
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