Why did I think Aaron Spelling was like 100?
Crack is Whack | 04.22.06 - 12:21 pm | #

Blech I don't like Jack. Who are Sheryl Lee, Catherine M. S., and John Waters?
SPF's High-Chair | 04.22.06 - 12:26 pm | #

awww...i love me some Jack...happy B-Day!
nia | 04.22.06 - 12:27 pm | #

John Waters is the director of Hairspray, Serial Mom, Pink Flamingos, Cecil B. Demented, etc. Sheryl Lee played Laura Palmer on Twin Peaks, though I don't know much of what else she's done. Don't know the others.
ricki lake | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 12:35 pm | #

Happy Birthday Jack, you one BAD MoFo!!!
YSW!!? | 04.22.06 - 12:37 pm | #

Thanks ricki lake!
SPF's High-Chair | 04.22.06 - 12:39 pm | #

aaron spelling is 83 according to IMDB
grasswidow | 04.22.06 - 12:46 pm | #

i wonder if jack is gonna party with a bottle of grey goose, some cocaine and viagra again?
prettykitty | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 12:49 pm | #

Can anyone tell me how to get an avatar? I know it's been said before, but I didn't get it. Where do you go? Thanks!!
SPF's High-Chair | 04.22.06 - 12:58 pm | #

Happy Bday John. Hard to believe the Prince of Puke is 60 already.
prunella jones | Homepage | 04.22.06 - 1:01 pm | #

MK - C'mon what kind of fag are you?!? John Waters is clearly the hot birthday slut.

SPF's High-Chair - Catherine Mary Stuart is a bland brunette from the 80s. I think she was Robbie Benson's girlfriend or something. In a couple of unmemorable movies. I always think of Mary Stuart Masterston and Mary Louise Parker when I see her name. Must be the triple-threat moniker.
kikichanelconspiracy | 04.22.06 - 2:05 pm | #

I love me some Jack. I saw Chinatown again last night and he was the sex in that movie. I don't care if he'll die fucking a 30 yr old, he can do whatever he likes with his life but when I saw Something Gotta Give at the movies, I thought him and Diane Keaton would make such an adorable couple together don't you think?I read recently that she said she loves him but he doesn't care for her.Awwww,*sniff*
gucci girl | 04.22.06 - 2:23 pm | #

SPF's High-Chair | 04.22.06 - 12:58 pm | #


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jenner | 04.22.06 - 2:59 pm | #

jack is an old fart who knows how to play - the game and everyone with it
renne | 04.22.06 - 7:51 pm | #

Jack was OK a 100 years ago. Now he's an ugly old fart.
Anonymous | 04.22.06 - 7:53 pm | #

hahahah!

This place is so funny!

Everyone is loving Jack, but they're posting about how bad and old Nicole Kidman looks.

Not too much of a double standard.

Jack is oooooooold and faaaaaat.
Anonymous | 04.22.06 - 7:55 pm | #

It's weird how much better Jack looks now than he did 20 years ago. Back then he got fat, his hair looked awful...

John Waterrs is only 60??
mabster60 | 04.22.06 - 8:14 pm | #

There's a reason Jack wears sunglasses 24/7. He has baggage under there bigger than Star Jones' ass....

John Waters.... what a weirdo! Whenever I see him on TV I can't stop staring at that moustache

I'm shocked Aaron Spelling is still around... the man is as rickety looking as ever. Like a stick man.
Hockey-Fan Shell | 04.22.06 - 9:28 pm | #

How DARE YOU not post that it was also Iggy Pop's B-day, MK!
plague | 04.22.06 - 11:08 pm | #

JACK IS THE EPITOME OF HOLLYWEIRD COOL. I LOVES ME SOME JACK!
skinny fat | 04.23.06 - 9:37 am | #

Happy Birthday, All!
pricolatino | 04.23.06 - 9:49 am | #