What an asshole...
""It was everything that we wanted it to be. … It was spiritual. It was powerful. It was indescribable. What words can you use? It's still something that I'm processing and keep reliving""
So basically he wasn't even present, right?
First again, I'm not even excited anymore... old news... 
SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
All you guys are just haters. There is no way any of the gossip about Tom is true!!!
does anyone know if he has eaten the placenta yet? I wonder what types of veggies go best with it. Red or white wine?
Ole Smokey
So basically he wasn't even present, right?
Anonymous | 04.22.06 - 1:09 pm | #
..that was my thought too
Tom's gone nuts and has lost his credibility....so much so that everything that comes out of his mouth is suspect
i think he's dumbfounded because he's trying to recover from watching the head crown. out of a bagina, no less!!
what an ass.
Tom's gone nuts and has lost his credibility....so much so that everything that comes out of his mouth is suspect
nia | 04.22.06 - 1:14 pm |
My thought exactly... Next time he says : I love my daughter, we're all gonna think "Damn, what has he done to her ?"
This is sad in a way, but he started the whole thing...
processing?
Is that like Auditing?
I'm sure you gotta pay Scientology Inc. a tonne for processing too!
Poor, poor little Suri. Atleast she'll be able to indentify with Sean Preston Federline when she gets older. They can trade horror stories although I think SPF still has the wosrt deal parent wise here.
All you guys are just haters. There is no way any of the gossip about Tom is true!!!
Anonymous | 04.22.06 - 1:13 pm |
Well, the Scientology thing is true, and when you read about it, you may start wonder what else is true...
hes such an ass and i hope MISSIONIMP II fails miserably. Hes such a cock. I tell you, hes only cute from some angles. Hes got a big honker nose and his teeth are ugly.
Does anyone notice how him and katie have same face? same eyes? and smile?
Oh Tom....I think Katie will be reliving it a lot longer.
so katie gets to see the kid Next Wednesday right?
MK might need to have his gay license revoked for not mentioning Queen Elizabeth in his Birthday list yesterday.
I'm SO SICK of his "I'm a Hetero, No Really, I Am!" tour.
I'm sure he was wetting his pants with excitement waiting for the demon-spawn of l. ron hubbard to emerge.
*hate*
*hate*
*hate*
He keeps processing and re-living that shit because he cannot believe Lord Xenu didn't come down from the mothership in all his glory, and that Suri is human.
I watched the south park clip on Youtube again today and laughed my ass off!
I tried that game and I could not make it past level 3 to save my life.
We went to see "Silent Hill" last night and in the obligatory previews they showed the one for MI3. What is it about guys and movies with lots of things that go boom? It's obvious it's geared toward the male population, why Tom wants to appeal to men so much is beyond me. I didn't see good acting from Tom so much as I saw some really stellar stuntwork from some poor unknown soul that will never get the credit he/she (remember Tom is 5'3" a woman could very well have been his stand-in) really deserves.
Who gives a rat's ass what this idiot has to say? Your a fake, fag boy. Shut up.
I LOVES me some Tom. He is so smart and a truely out-of-the-box thinker. Looks and brains...WOW...what a combination!!!
I too kept reliving my birth experience for months after my first was born. All I could think was "they go in the same way they come out" every time I had sex. And I'm sure watching his "fiance" **cough, beard** in agony is probably everything Tom wanted. Get real. What an asshat!
anon 1:36
Wow, Tom I didn't know you read Dlisted!
I'm sure this makes his other two kids feel so loved!
jackhammer 1:22pm, The bitch is 80 yrs old!
Suri Cruise is so old news now........
GO YANKEES 
Hi Nia!
What a fucking asshat.
"Processing and reliving"??
What a robot.
Freak!
What a really fucking asshat.
I'm not Tom, Blue Rose. Just a big fan!!!
I think that we have a scientology infilitrator here....
Anonymous: We're all familar with the scientology movement and its criminal, brain-washing, fraudlent, power-controlling activities. Scientology has left thousands financially ruined, emotionally damaged, has even led some to commit suicide. Tom is just as guilty as Hubbard. We hate him!
fuckin dumb robot
I'd find it really spiritual if someone drop kicked Tom's ass.
Scientology worships money, plain and simple. The only way to hurt a scientologist is to hit them in the wallet. If you really don't like Dickhead Cruise, don't go see MI3. If it flops at the box office and if his future movies continue to flop, he'll either change his tune, or go the hell away for good. I'd rather see the latter.
Die Tom, die!
I'm just seeing how seriously you people take this shit. Honestly, Tom Cruise is of no consequence in to any of us. I don't LOVES me some Tom...I'm indifferent!
I'd find it really spiritual if someone drop kicked Tom's ass.
Midas | 04.22.06 - 2:12 pm
Just let me dig my old Halloween priest costume out and I'll be happy to oblige!
Scout, I love your av! Wish it was real!
Scientologists use the same dozen adjectives & phrases over and over again.
Hopefully, Tom's adopted kids were too young to remember that he never made any "emotional" comments about them.
Now that the TomKitten has arrived, are the three of them going to fly away in their space ship anytime soon?
Please do, Tom!
The only way to hurt a scientologist is to hit them in the wallet. If you really don't like Dickhead Cruise, don't go see MI3.
Jamie | 04.22.06 - 2:15 pm | #
SO TRUE, but unfortunately, except for the majority of dlisters, most of America will still go see MI3 - someone said something about people liking things that go boom - sadly, too true
I think the movie will do well, make lots of money, and Tom will continue to reign in Hollywood for years to come - people will overlook his insanity to see the pretty shiny firebombs!!!!
*crying in corner*
He would not be talking that shit, if he had the equivelent of a bowling ball, coming out of his ass.
On 2nd thought TomC; would love it.
I don't know jenner. I imagine Spielberg won't be working with him anytime soon. while it was a "hit" Tom's crazy interviews really took their toll on it
"it" being War of the Worlds
scout | 04.22.06 - 2:51 pm | #
yeah, i heard something about him & Speilberg not getting along - but I don't really know the story there, what happened? Does Spielberg hate him? (that would be cool....)
Katie is the only one in the world to ever have a baby.
Wow!
He started all that with Brooke Shields, and his "love" for Katie in the middle of their promo. Here's just one of the old reports:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood...fair-
126759.php
I guess the re-living part comes from the left-overs of the umbilical pie.
scout | 04.22.06 - 2:58 pm | #
thanks, just read it
Not a Spielberg fan, but hey if one of the biggest directors in Hollywood won't work with Crazy Cruise, there's still hope for us all!!!!!!! 
Let me confirm: Spielberg hates him after totally screwing up the promo tour for War of the Worlds. The Oprah couch jumping and "Matt you are glib" episode on the Today show were SUPPOSED to be about Spielberg's movie. As we all know, it didn't go down that way and he went into the Michael Jackson Freak Zone.
AAAhhhh! Scientologist's are taking over. Bart Simpson's voice is a Scientologist!!! 
you have to wonder how his other children are feeling about the way he is acting lately. I am sure he didnt act this way when they came into his life.
If I was a publisher, I'd be trying to sign those kids for a book deal as soon as they're legal (maybe Nicole could secretly co-sign).
Gilbert Godfrey | 04.22.06 - 3:04 pm | #
so he was supposed to be out doing press for WOTW but he did that shit instead????
that's some funny shit
does anyone remember Rosie O'Donnel's obsession with Tom?
What was up with that??? Tacky, tacky. Was she like trying to cover up her gayness by that obsession with Tom? Ironic!
It was cataclysmic when Katie took the pillow out from under her shirt. It was metaphysical, astral, transcendent, fuckin A!
I'm sure Tom and Katie "won't" have a nanny the same way Tom and Nicole "didn't" either.....
see I don't get what the problem with that quote is. That's honestly how I felt after the birth of my kid.
jenner | 04.22.06 - 3:22 pm |
Yup, it's all true about the movie. He was supposed to talk all about it, and instead it turned into the "I love Katie and Scientology Show." He pissed off a lot of people with that one.
ummm...so he fainted at the sight of a woman giving birth? or vomited when blood appeared?
i'm just saying...I don't think TomFag has ever seen a birth before....
and according to almost all the $cienTOMogy crap I've read, it's perfectly OK for them to lie to non-$cien-types (or what is it they call normal ppl? wogs? mogs?)....so who knows what the real truth is?
He talks like a freak.
"processing"... what are you, a fucking computer, Tom?
dehhhhhhh-ouche!
see I don't get what the problem with that quote is. That's honestly how I felt after the birth of my kid.
Anonymous | 04.22.06 - 3:55 pm | #
Exactly, that was "your kid". This kid: we don't even know if it's real. And if it is, we suspect if its really his... And why did he have to go brainwash Katie for this baby/love charade?? Tom is not worthy of being adored!
I know this was posted by Lexi yesterday, not sure if it has been today. If you haven't seen it, check it out. It will either make you vomit or pass out. Fun times. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video...enta- snack.html
sorry that was not the entire link.. lol. I will try again. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video...enta-
snack.html
Grrrr....that was close. I hope this one works. It's worth watching http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video...enta-
snack.html
Down with Cruise.
Goddam Tom...Your first homo anal sex experience...Is there anything you won't speak on?
SPF's High-Chair | 04.22.06 - 4:24 pm | #
if that'sthe placenta one, I can't watch it AGAIN (although I must say it's great if U wanna lose weight
I have always wondered about the whole Rosie "Tommy can you hear me" thing...
Tom's been reading the thesaurus again since Scientology cured his dyslexia. All those adjectives!
SPF's High Chair 4:24pm, That is just NASTY!
GO YANKEES
Still processing? What a tool. And OakRaiderFan, I love it.... GO YANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what kind of a name is Suri????
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Tom really needs to fall off the planet. Please oh please. I love how more and more people hate him. It makes me happy to see that. Down with the crazy Scientoligists and their Cult!
Okay Peeps, got me some factual info today. Katie was pregnant(I didn't beleive it) she had the baby the middle of December. So that bump for four months was fake. It is NOT Tom Cruise's baby. Katie Holmes was a few months pregnant when they made their arraingment. These are facts from someone who owns a salon in Beverly Hills!!!! Sorry, I can't give the name, this person would pay in a very bad way. I can't wait to see whatever pictures he comes out with of a new baby, cause Katie's baby is 4 months old. There was no baby born in a Santa Monica Hospital belonging to Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!
Tinkerballs doesn't surprise me one bit. And the final dead giveaway: her parents were vacationing in Florida when the supposed birth happened. I know the devil himself couldn't keep my parents away if I had just had their grandchild! Tom said on Primetime that Katie's parents WERE there but had left and will come back later. Everything about this whole thing has been so weird.
SPF's High-Chair, those people are effing cannibals!
On the show with Matt Lauer, Tom looked like he hadn't slept in days - his eyes were glazed over, bags under them and he was out of his gourd. The Church of $ taking him OFF his meds was NOT a good thing.
Perhaps Tommy was on another coke binge...
STFU you stupid midget cocksucker. Someone please stop this guy.
Yes I'm sure everything went EXACTLY how he wanted it to go, regardless of Katie or what she wanted.
Btw, does anyone know if Tom is breastfeeding or did they decide to go with formula??
If this kid looks like neither one of them..hold the 'baster'!!!!
Who cares about his damn baby! There are BILLIONS of people in the world. Why do I give a flying f*ck what that ass f*cker has to say? Wow, you had a kid! That's like, so incredibly different than my own mother. Please do tell us more about your ever so real love affair, I'm hanging on your every word you ugly midget. DIE!
I"m just waiting for the obligatory pictures of him with Katie and the kid, pumping his fists in the air, the assh*le.
1. eww does he bite his nails??
2. anon - I agree conor and isabella must feel like chopped liver
3. poor brooke, upstaged by the aliens
4. spielberg must feel like an asswipe for letting TC set up a scientology tent on the set of WOTW
Why oh why is he torturing us like this? I can't imagine why he would want to orchestrate such a three ring circus, he is just getting that much further away from getting a little gold man!
im sorry, but if you saw the recent interview of him when he made this quote.
i saw NO new father excitement. he was so non chalante talking about it all. no new father sparkle in his eyes.
freak.
It's like he's the first fucking male species on this planet to impregnate a female and participate in the birth process. Those two adopted kids of his are so fucked, they have totally gone to the back of the line, hopefully Nicole will treat em better.
Okay Peeps, got me some factual info today. Katie was pregnant(I didn't beleive it) she had the baby the middle of December. So that bump for four months was fake. It is NOT Tom Cruise's baby. Katie Holmes was a few months pregnant when they made their arraingment. These are facts from someone who owns a salon in Beverly Hills!!!! Sorry, I can't give the name, this person would pay in a very bad way. I can't wait to see whatever pictures he comes out with of a new baby, cause Katie's baby is 4 months old. There was no baby born in a Santa Monica Hospital belonging to Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!
Tinkerballs
____________________________________
Yeah, I bet Tom had a bunch of private pictures of the baby taken back in December and will try to pass them off as being "new" pictures by saying they were taken in April or May. He'll just keep the baby out of the public eye and, if he does release photos, they will be four months older than the current date. As long as he keeps up this charade for the first year, after that, no one will see the four-month difference anymore and he'll just say his daughter (ha!) is a genius due to Scientology because she is walking, talking, yada, yada, yada, so much faster than other babies her age, but in reality she will be four months older. Yeeesh! Does anybody out there really believe anything this fool says?
Is it really gonna be 'Suri Cruise'?
And for right now, wouldn't it technically be 'Suri Holmes' since she's a bastard?
And then after Tom forces Katie into the alien matrimony, wouldn't it be 'Suri Mapother'? And if Katie chose to take her husband's name, wouldn't it also be 'Katie Mapother'? At least on the marriage certificate?
Furthermore, I wonder what full name Conor and Isabella write at the top of the page...is it 'Conor Cruise'? 'Isabella Cruise'?
That can't be right, can't it?
Wait, WHAT?!
Then whose fucking baby is it?
This is AWESOME!
jeep chic, that's because he has still never fathered a child! She was knocked up, but not by Tom. That's why Katie's belly kept changing sizes and shapes for the last three to four months because it was all a big farce about when she was really due and the baby came in December. That baby is either a) Chris Klein's baby and he's been threatened or paid to keep his mouth shut or b) Katie was impregnated by a turkey baster! Why do they keep giving airtime to this asshole? I will never pay to see another Tom Cruise movie again. Ever ! Hell, I won't even watch one for free!
Heady Chablis, I've always heard them called Conner and Isabella Cruise. I think Tom had his name legally changed and dropped the last name Mapother. There was some really bad blood between him and his father, who is now dead.
According to that asswipe Perez, Katie's mom is at Camp Cruise. MK, Please get on this!
there is question in the israeli community, if the name "suri" really is a hebrew word.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/peo...ri-
israel_x.htm
what dumbasses those 2 are.
Oooh I am so fascinated by all of these conspiracy theories. I want to know what's going on. Are Katie's parents getting along with him? I wonder if they will join the cult to save their daughter. This could be a movie. Tom could play his whacky self.
I want to know why Nicole is so hush hush too. She NEVER says anything about the kids, or Tom. I realize that she may just want to be private, but I noticed that years ago, when they first adopted them, they were always with her, even after the divorce, then all of a sudden it seems they weren't. I wonder if they(the creepy elders) are distancing Nicole from the kids because they are becoming Scientologists (and Nicole is not one). It seems she really sold her soul on this.
spf--good point
one of these days, the shit will hit the fan.
and i will looove every second of it--but as a mom i would hate to see innocent children (or pillows) brought into this shit.
life was so much simpler before tomkat
OMG TinkerBell, More DEETS MORE DEETS!!! (sits attentively at feet for story time)
Yeah, it is unfortunate for the children. They don't have a say in all this madness.
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
If this supposed "conspiracy theory" has any truth, then it is one of the creepiest things I have ever heard.
Like, I'm seriously disturbed. Does that mean he's eating four month-old placenta? Raunch.
No way Katie was pregnant from March until December. I saw pictures of her drinking before they got engaged.
OH for fucks sake, that fool makes it sound like Katie was the first woman ever to push out a kid!
The only event that dork ever processed and relived is when Rob Thomas was fucking him up the ass and Mrs. Thomas caught em!
Tom is really a first class wanker
He looks hot in that picture.
Ok Tom...put down the remote control..stop watching the miracle of birth and step to fuck away from the LSD. what a tool.
I can understand birth being something special but in his case nothing is normal.
SPF's High-Chair, she's been legally banned (papers and all) from discussing the details of her marriage "business arrangement" with Tom. And, she has been banned from discussing the Church of $. She still sees the children - they share custody - she just does things with them in a less-public way and is quietly sharing her faith (not the C of $) with those kids. She may be the only hope they have. She just does not want to use them for photo ops and to promote herself and her movies the way Tom has and she has been smart in doing so. If you give Tom enough rope, he will eventually hang himself. And for the person who said there is no way that Katie was pregnant and drinking, C of $ doesn't follow the same restrictions for mother and baby when it comes to a lot of things, including diet.
They should lock him and Eva Longoria in a sealed room and have them have a talk-off, to see who gives up first. They should also lock in Katie Couric to moderate the dialogue. Only one should come out alive...
And then we'd shoot the winner.
aw. i think thats cute.
Between Chris and Tom I read that she dated Josh Hartnett for a little while. Could it be his baby??
Okay Peeps, got me some factual info today. Katie was pregnant(I didn't beleive it) she had the baby the middle of December. So that bump for four months was fake. It is NOT Tom Cruise's baby. Katie Holmes was a few months pregnant when they made their arraingment. These are facts from someone who owns a salon in Beverly Hills!!!! Sorry, I can't give the name, this person would pay in a very bad way. I can't wait to see whatever pictures he comes out with of a new baby, cause Katie's baby is 4 months old. There was no baby born in a Santa Monica Hospital belonging to Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!
Tinkerballs | 04.22.06 - 6:55 pm | #
I SOOOOOOOOOOOO believe this!!!!!
This is actually the first theory that makes sense--unless it is actually fact (which is what
I do believe)--Tom is so powerhungry--he wants to own the world --and if he actually gets away with this farce there's no telling what else he'll do ---
SOMEBODY STOP HIM NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!
and GOOD MORNING ALL!!!
Okay, anybody else read this? How far does this cancer reach?
http://www.bible.ca/scientology-...ous-
members.htm
This site: http://www.xenu.net has tons of information on Scientology.
He's turned into a real Hollyweirdo.
I like that quote. Assuming this isn't all a shame, he seems elated. I know the dude's weird, but not everything he says is worthy of being attacked and dissected.
Sham, I meant.
I so hope MI 3 flops BIG TIME, maybe then he comes of his high horse.
You need a license to fish, but any butt-reaming asshole can be a father.
What a really fucking asshat.
Mousie Carter | 04.22.06 - 1:59 pm | #
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AGREED. These fucking actors are such pretentious assholes. I wonder if he was also "in the moment" and "practicing his craft"?
ummm...so he fainted at the sight of a woman giving birth? or vomited when blood appeared?
spin sycle | 04.22.06 - 3:56 pm | #
He probably fainted at the site of vagina.
The theory of Kool Aid giving birth back in Dec would explain why she's looked so shitty and dazed the past few months - up all hours with an infant.
Dear Tom Cruise
Please Die!
oops - I mean "sight" of vagina.
SPF's High-Chair - good video. "It's earth, water, wind and fire"...and placenta?
love the background comment made by some guy "it tastes just like chicken". Hmm
I think the way to better understand his alien highness (Cruise) is to look at his Scientology.
Interesting read:
http://www.rickross.com/referenc...y/
scien269.html
Penthouse Interview with L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. (Founder of Scientologyy’s Son)
Penthouse/June 1983
Some highlights:
Penthouse: Why do you think it’s so risky?
Hubbard: My father drilled into all of us: Don’t go to court thinking to win a lawsuit. You go to court to harass, to delay, to exhaust the enemy financially, physically, mentally. You file every motion you can think of and you just lock them up in court. The courts, for my father, were never used to seek justice or redress, put to destroy the people he thought were enemies, to prevent negative stories from appearing. He just wanted complete control of the press --and got it.
Penthouse: What exactly is Scientology?
Hubbard: Scientology is a power-and-money-and-intelligence-gathering game. To use common, everyday English, Scientology says that you and I and everybody else willed ourselves into being hundreds of trillions of years ago --just by deciding to be. We willed ourselves into being ourselves. Through wild space games, interaction, fights, and wars in the grand science-fiction tradition, we created this universe --all the matter, energy, space, and time of this universe. And so through these trillions of years, we have become the effect of our own cause and we now find ourselves trapped in bodies. So the idea of Scientology “auditing” or ‘counseling” or “processing” is to free yourself from your body and to return you to the original godlike state or, in Scientology jargon, an operating Thetan --O.T. We are all fallen gods, according to Scientology, and the goal is to be returned to that state.
Penthouse: And what is the Church of Scientology?
Hubbard: It’s one of my father’s many organizations. It was formed in 1953, basically to avoid the harassment of my father by the medical profession and the IRS. The idea of Scientology didn’t really exist before that point as a religion, but my father hit upon turning it into a church after he started feeling pressured.
Penthouse: Didn’t your father have any interest in helping people?
Hubbard: No.
Penthouse: Never?
Hubbard: My father started out as a broke science-fiction writer. He was always broke in the late 1940s. He told me and a lot of other people that the way to make a million was to start a religion. Then he wrote the book Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health while he was in Bayhead, New Jersey. When we later visited Bayhead, in about 1953, we were walking around and reminiscing --he told me that he had written the book in one month.
Penthouse: There was no church when he wrote the book?
Hubbard: Oh, no, no. You see, his goal was basically to write the book, take the money and run. But in 1950, this was the first major book of do-it-yourself psychotherapy, and it became a runaway best-seller. He kept getting, literally, mail trucks full of mail. And so he and some other people, including J. W. Campbell, the editor of Astounding Science Fiction, started the Dianetics Research Foundation in Elizabeth, New Jersey. And the post office kept backing up and just dumping mail sacks into the building. The foundation had a staff that just ran through the envelopes and threw away anything that didn’t have any money in it.
Penthouse: People sent money?
Hubbard: Yeah, they wanted training and further Dianetic auditing, Dianetic processing. It was just an incredible avalanche.
Penthouse: Did he write the book off the top of his head? Did he do any real research?
Hubbard: No research at all.
Penthouse: Did your father do this just for money?
Hubbard: Yes. The more he made, the more he wanted. He became greedy. He was really just interested in the use of money and power, wherever it was or whosoever’s it was. Morality and politics made no difference to him at all.
Penthouse: Where did all this money come from? How much did it cost to be audited, in Scientology parlance?
Hubbard: It cost as much as a person had. He had to stay in the organization, getting audited higher and higher, until he paid us as much as he had. People would sell their house, their car, convert their stocks and securities into cash, and turn it all over to Scientology.
Penthouse: What did you promise them for this price?
Hubbard: We promised them the moon and then demonstrated a way to get there. They would sell their soul for that. We were telling someone that they could have the power of a god --that’s what we were telling them.
Penthouse: What kind of people were tempted by this promise?
Hubbard: A whole range of people. People who wanted to raise their IQ, to feel better, to solve their problems. You also got people who wished to lord it over other people in the use of power. Remember, it’s a power game, a matter of climbing a pyramidal hierarchy to the top, and it’s who you can step on to get more power that counts. It appeals a great deal to neurotics. And to people who are greedy. It appeals a great deal to Americans, I think, because they tend to believe in instant everything, from instant coffee to instant nirvana. By just saying a few magic words or by doing a few assignments, one can become a god. People believe this. You see, Scientology doesn’t really address the soul; it addresses the ego. What happens in Scientology is that a person’s ego gets pumped up by this science-fiction fantasy helium into universe-sized proportions. And this is very appealing. It is especially appealing to the intelligentsia of this country, who are made to feel that they are the most highly intelligent people, when in actual fact, from an emotional standpoint, they are completely stupid. Fine professors, doctors, scientists, people involved in the arts and sciences, would fall into Scientology like you wouldn’t believe. It appealed to their intellectual level and buttressed their emotional weaknesses. You show me a professor and I revert back to the fifties: I just kick him in the head, eat him for breakfast.
(My mother was lying on the bed and my father was sitting on her, facing her feet. He had a coat hanger in his hand. There was blood all over the place.)
Penthouse: Did it attract young people as much as cults today?
Hubbard: Yes. We attracted quite a few hippies but we tried to stay a way from them, because they didn’t have any money.
Penthouse: A poor man can’t be a Scientologist?
Hubbard: No, oh no.
Penthouse: What do you think of the great popularity of cults in this country?
Hubbard: I think they’re very dangerous and destructive. I don’t think that anyone should think for you. And that’s exactly what cults do. All cults, including Scientology, say, “I am your mind, I am your brain. I’ve done all the work for you, I’ve laid the path open for you. All you have to do is turn your mind off and walk down the path I have created.” Well, I have learned that there’s great strength in diversity, that a clamorous discussion or debate is very healthy and should be encouraged. That’s why I like our political setup in the United States: simply because you can fight and argue and jump up and down and shout and scream and have all kinds of viewpoints, regardless of how wrongheaded or ridiculous they might be. People here don’t have to give up their right to perceive things the way they believe. Scientology and all the other cults are one-dimensional, and we live in a three-dimensional world. Cults are as dangerous as drugs. They commit the highest crime: the rape of the soul.
Penthouse: Do you mean killed?
Hubbard: Well, he didn’t really want people killed, because how could you really destroy them if you just killed them? What he wanted to do was to destroy their lives, their families, their reputations, their jobs, their money, everything. My father was the type of person who, when it came to destruction, wanted to keep you alive for as long as possible, to torture you, punish you. If he chose to destroy you, he would love to see you lying in the gutter, strung out on booze and drugs, rolling in your own vomit, with your wife and children gone forever: no job, no money. He’d enjoy walking by and kicking you and saying to other people, “Look what I did to this man!” He’s the kind of man who would pull the wings off flies and watch them stumble around. You see, this fits in with his Scientology beliefs, also. He felt that if you just died, your spirit would go out and get another body to live in. By destroying an enemy that way, you’d be doing him a favor. You were letting him out from under the thumb of L. Ron. Hubbard, you see?
Thanks for the article!!! Very interesting
love,
elisa
As someone who was at the birth of both my children, I can say Cruise's quote is pretty much on the money....
Suri-ously people, he is a suri-ous nut.
Jackie Phillips, at first glance I thought your post was going to be one of those long rants/chants from some angry person with a cause or an issue. But, I want to say "thank you" for the article. It only confirmed what I've always suspected. It was very interesting and informative. 
Doesn't L. Ron Hubbard Jr.'s description of his father sound alot like Tom's description of his own father? And Tom hates his father but worships this POS? Hmmmm.
Jamie, I was thinking the same thing.
I learned yesterday that L. Ron Hubbard died at his mansion which was located in BIG SUR.
Wonder if the name Suri has any extra connotations related to that?
PS: Did you guys see this? Tiny Tommy Tyrant is getting desperate!!
A Parade magazine poll, which suggested that 84 percent of respondents blame the press — and not the actor's antics — for Tom Cruise's public-relations woes, may be suspect. Parade's publicist tells the New York Post, "We found [the outcome] a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating [and] found out that more than 14,000 [of the 18,000-plus] votes were cast from only 10 computers. One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone. It seems [someone] resorted to extraordinary measures to try to portray Tom in a positive light." A rep for Cruise had no comment, claiming, "I know nothing about the poll" — but probably a damn lot about psychiatry.
He ate the placenta with some fava beans & a nice Kiante'...
According to babynames.com, the meaning of Suri in Armenian is "wealthy."
And they add this, which is priceless!
Suri also means "Mother of the Sun" in Sanskrit and "Go Away" in Hebrew.
Wow so much to comment on! SPF's High chair, yeeech! that was nasty, but I hate liver too. Jackie Phillips thanks for the interview. I think "A poor person cannot be a Scientologist" sums it up pretty well.
And Bug Spray, I had read about the bogus poll. God I hope MI3 tanks. But I'm afraid people will still go see this movie and he will still be around making us all ill for a long time.
Huge thanks to Jackie Phillips for posting that Penthouse interview with L. Ron Hubbard, Jr.! That was very informative. He certainly paints a disgusting/horrifying/fascinating portrait of his father, that fat piece of shit.
"We wanted it to be" gosh Tom had the baby?whata jerk.
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