what a ding-dong
thats Ryan Seacrest isn't it?
i bet that within the next year she'll be pregnant with his baby...now that he has control of his 275mil fortune!
I thought her and Nachos had split.
Well, better luck next time....
It's official GOD doesn't excist.
Oh my god. I like the occasional slightly-schadenfreudistic celebrity gossip, but wishing death on someone? THat's pretty out of line.
Oh my god. I like the occasional slightly-schadenfreudistic celebrity gossip, but wishing death on someone? THat's pretty out of line.
Kat | Homepage | 04.23.06 - 12:58 pm
We don't wish her dead. We just hope she gets run over by a bus...twice.
i like fried chicken
Shit MK does this bitch have 9 lives or what? Didn't she almost fall of a balcony at Sundance?
Ryan Seacrest has a cromagnon profile. LMAO
Scout,
Where's your avatar when it is really needed?
GO YANKEES 
HI NIA 
We don't wish her dead. We just hope she gets run over by a bus...twice.
Youri | 04.23.06 - 1:01 pm 
And to think my husband hit that shit! Ugh!
Damn, Nacos looks like he got his first baby teeth in that first picture. What a loser.
smells like fried chicken...
more proof that paris is a semen vampire, not a human.
Look how high Nachos is. He must need to take massive drugs just to kiss that skanky twat.
Youri, LOL!!!!!
I bet Perez is mad that Stavros jumped in before he could.
The pic of Stavros holding the camera is classic! It's like he has no idea what it is, like a monkey holding it.
yeah, i dont hope she dies either! I just want her to experience ultimate pain and humiliation, and go through the rest of her life with a face and body as disfigured as her soul and vagina.
if paris' parents acre about her AT ALL, they will ship her off to a swanky rehab/ forced nutrition center in like belize or wherever.
bitch is off the deep end...losing her car, and now this? and all the other shit?
she is going to die.
i meant "care about her."
typo.
Why is her face so red?
she looks like shes half crying in the 1st pic
I seriously wish her dead.
Thank you.
^ 
I wouldn't want her to die because then there would be some who would see it as a tragic death and idolize her. I would rather that she get old and eventually have to deal with reality (please may that day come).
Mousie Carter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*screaming*
HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU STILL OUT THERE?????????????
Oh and Ryan's face in the last pic is priceless --he's such a tool to say the least!
I bet that pool smelled like a fisherman's loading dock.ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww...what a stinky twat!!!!!!!
SUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!
MOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*phew* caught you!
whatcha doing here on the weekend?
So close, yet so far....
MK, that GOD you rip that whore to shreds! As far as the eletrocution, maybe next time and she can take Perez Hilton with her.
I cant believe nachos actually jumped in to try and save her...thats surprisingly romantic and cute
"i bet that within the next year she'll be pregnant with his baby."
bird nose better get pregnant, because his parents will not let them get married or allow it any other way. if she got pregnant, ya maybe, but his parents hate her.
Could'nt a baby get herpes from her? Why would he want to procreate with her when he could have anyone he wants? I dont think he is very good looking, but the money would make hime very attractive to women.
PA in a Can:
Naw, they'll just force her to get an abortion, like she's done all the other times.
The thought of Paris propagating prompts me to puke.
Ok, seriously, SERIOUSLY people !! Does ANYONE picture this slut being a mom ?? I mean, next to her, Britney could enter the "best mother of the century" contest and win !!
Nachos' family would NEVER let him marry her. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.
Gilbert Godfrey | 04.23.06 - 4:16 pm | #
i doubt they would either, but if she gets pregnant, the baby would get some of that $$$ and i find it hard to belive that they would turn their back on their grandchild...eveything i've read about them says they are a tight-knit family
Anony-Muse | 04.23.06 - 3:47 pm | #
babies are the new Black...i thought you knew
no seriously, she is an unfit human, so i would count her out for the "mother of the year" award, but i could see her and Nachos having a baby together..i don't see them getting married though....
The Niarchos family would take her out before she ever had the spawn. They look at her like the lowest form of scum on the planet. No way are they giving her some of their $$$.
No offense, but her boyfriend, the greek dude, looks like a simpering retard.
Like looking into the eyes of a puppy.
PS - The only human - I use that term loosely - that says anything nice about her is ass kisser Perez Hilton.
Gilbert Godfrey | 04.23.06 - 4:22 pm | #
they wouldn't have to give any of their money...nachos is 21 and on his b-day he got control of $275 million...i don't think they have a say anymore..pretty smart move on her part..sticking it out until he's 21...
Oh my god. I like the occasional slightly-schadenfreudistic celebrity gossip, but wishing death on someone? THat's pretty out of line.
Kat | Homepage | 04.23.06 - 12:58 pm
I agree with you, Kat.
Can't take the heat then get out of the fucking kitchen. trolls.
I hope Paris gets sucked into Scientology!!!
I still really really seriously wish her really really this time 100% dead.
Anony-Muse | 04.23.06 - 3:47 pm | #
I have more faith in Paris as a mother than Britney.
LOVE THIS GIRL!!!
Does the bitch ever open her fucking eyes?
Greeks don't let a whore like that into their family. Whether he's 21 or 41 - it won't happen. Mama calls the shots.
She will get herself knocked up, his parents will not like it one bit, but they will still love their grandchild, just hate the childs mother. And I think Stavros is just in it for the fun, I doubt he is going to settle down anytime soon. I dont think he wants to worry about herpes from woonky eye the rest of his life.
"She has a huge nose and green squishy things in her pants." verbatem quote from the Southpark episode about her. Love those guys. How would you like it if someone made fun of your hooked huge nose, and then drew your lazy eye for all the world to see. Nice.
I like how stavros grew a beard to try to look older to get in the club. SKANK ALERT !! Stavros is using her until he turns 21, he likes the publicity and he will throw Paris in a garbage like she's some kleenex.
I think if she dies young she'll be a bigger phenomenon than when she was living.
She'd be like Elvis.
That would be cool.
I read somewhere that Paris Lastis parents did not like her either. and were against their engagement. that si why marraige did not take place. and his parents would not even meet her parents when they went to Greece. They totally snubbed them. His unlce Spiros Lastis said he nor any of his children would attend the wedding if it were to ever take place. He could not stand her.
Mama Latsis was SICKENED by this pig. She referred to Slut Hilton as "The Inn Keeper's Daughter." It was the ultimate insult to the Hilton Hotel family. In a Greek family, everyone does what Mama and Grandma say. The Latis and Niarchos family both hate her and won't allow any future.
Can't take the heat then get out of the fucking kitchen. trolls.
amonite | 04.23.06 - 4:52 pm |
Excuse me, who are you referring to? Because if anyone is acting like a troll, it's YOU. If YOU don't like other people's opinions, YOU should "get out of the fucking kitchen".
Is it bad I want to pound Stavros unconscious?
Ryan and Parisite enjoy sharing Cock Sucking Technique Stories with each other ... he has more Experience though ........
It looks like she is going for Tara Reid's title of the drunken sleeze of the party.
She's got my vote.
You just know Nachos has got a fucking huge cock though and balls bursting full of sweet, sweet man fat!
Who cares if he's a retard, so long as he can pump out a bath load of cum!
I really hope that dumb cunt Paris really does die in a horrific public accident that the whole world gets to see live on tv! Something with buring and melting and slicing would be good!
It'll be used in schools to teach Intelligent Design! 
does what Mama and Grandma say
Yia-Yia means Grandma in greek.
Mine was the sweetest.
"The Inn Keeper's Daughter."
OMFG..that has to be the BEST insult to this family i have ever heard...thanks for sharing
Gilbert Godfrey | 04.23.06 - 7:09 pm | #
So close! SO FUCKING CLOSE!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Somebody else already said it...there is no God (but I already knew that)...
Damn! We missed our chance for fried slut on a stick.
it was prolly a solar garden light... next time make sure it's ELECTRIC and PLUGGED IN!!!
Die Tom, die... and your little dog Paris too!
Scout, I am beginning to worry about you.
How do you know such things?
Are you doing some "research" for your next gravatar?
and are you testing your ideas on the help and neighbors?
WHY GOD WHY?! Is her presence our punishment for abusing your name all the time?!
so this confirms what i already knew: that nachos is a retard. WHY would anyone in their right mind JUMP INTO what they thought was an ELECTRIFIED body of water??? and for parasite no less?? 
as for the pole dance, gawker.com says that it was her AND nachos drunkenly dancing on it, and that they both went crashing to floor WHEN IT CAME LOOSE FROM THE CEILING...LMFAO
but seriously, she needs to go.
why the heck didn't they throw her out of there for making a fool of herself?this bitch is an embarresment to stds cause shes a walkin herpes factory never gonna forget about the herpes ha!
LMAO
Oh my Gud MK.
What wouldnt we all give to see Paris get off her high horse.
Stravos kinda looks manly in the pic.
I guess he's growing up.
Sum love eh?To jump into the pool with her.Awwwwww
from what i read, he jumped in WITH her, not after her. He is stupid anywya, he will have his fun, then leave her woonkyeyed ass once he has pissed of his parents enough.
Shes a dirty whore!! When did Nachos get hot????????????????
Dammit! When this bitch dies I'm taking a pilgrimage to her grave and I will take one massive dump right on top of it!!!
Ryan Seacrest makes me about as sick as that asskisser Perez...although he's not the fugly wildebeest that is Perez. There are a lot of people so close to Paris they share her herpes.
Stavros is so fucking hot.... what I would do to him
guys guys don't worry, her time will come...haven't yall heard of AIDS?
Michael K-- you rock!!
Is that jude law in the bottom picture?
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