She totally works for Daya, earn your keep bitch
Hmm.
Hi all. Anyone else have problems getting on here?
He's a real fattie.
No problems, the site just looks jacked up. But MK's fixin' it!
this is WRONG on so many levels....NICE friend you are Denise.
BTW I don't know how to feel about these two hookin' up. She is going through a MESSY divorce, and now she's all up on her friends ex husband? Dang. Scandalous
She looks so proud of herself in that last one.
Ewww! I bet he has nice abs under all that fat!
They knew exactly what they were doing...
Is she the "friend" who emailed Richie her pic, that Heather found in his email?
Everything looks good from here on DListed...
Denise is one dirty, stank, whoa!
Heather is gonna sucker-punch this twat!
You know she must have been "coveting" Sambora for a long time, to be acting like this!
I love it! I absolutely love this!!! These two both deserve some lovin.... Heather needs to find herself a hot hunk... and Charlie needs to get Aids and die! 
Wooo! I wouldn't be smiling like that if I was caught on my friend's ex's lap
Wow Denise just f-him in front of everyone!
I think Charlie Sheen made her do it. Mhahahaha
She is absolutely gorgeous, I think. Heather has already moved on to David Spade. Give poor Denise a break. This is the first guy we've seen her with since she left Charlie
Don't forget... she was a Heidi girl, the fucking slut. It's shitty of Sambora to be fucking his wife's friend, too.
MK - You were right, they were friends. They painted the town red together on New Year's Eve apparently.
And Locklear is with David Spade? Heather might as well just go lesbian at this point. You don't go from Tommy Lee to Richie Sambora to David Fucking Spade. Pfft.
What do you expect from an ex-stripper."Ms. Innocent" needs to be bitch slapped!
Denise and Heather obviously were not that close of friends. Maybe they had a falling out recently....
Who knows who cares... bring on the drama!
I can't say anything bad about the bitch, I mean, after all that shit with Sheen, she just want to have a little fun.
LA
This is the first guy we've seen her with since she left Charlie
Gail | 04.25.06 - 11:36 am | #
Gail - I doubt that. It's just the first guy she's wanted the cameras to catch her with.
Busty De Lusty... is that you Fancy?
Hmm, is Denise the reason why Heather dumped Richie?
She's wrong for doing that to a friend. It doesn't look like Locklear's divorce was very messy, maybe she wants him to be with someone she likes as well.
Hey dont hate on strippers.
Hey Scout! ::: waves :::
Give poor Denise a break. This is the first guy we've seen her with since she left Charlie
Gail | 04.25.06 - 11:36 am |
I think she was back with John Stamos for a little bit. I'd take Stamos over Sambora - today Sambora, not 80s Sambora. 
what's the timeline here? Maybe she filed that about Sheen because she knew these were coming out... I'm not picking sides. She's nuts to have had a SECOND child with him if he really did act like that about the FIRST. And Charlie's a perv.
Butsy De lutsy: you whore report to me too!!
Hey LA!
Maybe Denise and Richie are doing this on purpose to get back at their ex's....
It's a set up for revenge! A tv movie is in the making...
Yep thats me Shell.
Ugh. I never knew Sambora was so flabby. I'd still hit it, though!
Hello hoseheads! 
I just vommed.
Hi Fancy!
Heather Locklear needs to get back to her Dynasty roots and go all Sammy Jo on both of their asses!!!!
Daya-Sambora has loot, you're making the money now
Sambora is so ugly, and the women he's with are beautiful. He must have a huge dong.
Scout! LA!! Welcome all!
Can you believe this?
Richards and Sambora? Oh my...
She's nuts to have had a SECOND child with him if he really did act like that about the FIRST. And Charlie's a perv.
scout | 04.25.06 - 11:38 am | #
Yup I couldn't agree more... after all that shit he allegedly did to her the first time, she still had sex with him? Ugh.
i for one, never fell for her goodie-two shoes image..it's sad about her divoce from Charlie, but looking at these pics, she looks a little to happy to have recently been in an abusive relationship (IMO)...not that i don't think Charlie is guilty of some of the charges she alledges...but damn...hooking up with your good friends ex
..that is one way to make sure she and Heather will NEVER be friends again..
It was his assistant that sent him the picks. Sassy copied something about it yesterday in the post obout him.
'Mornin' Mousie!! 
i like huge dongs
Amanda is going to kick her ASS!!!
I'm selling tickets!!! $50
Damn!
hey Miz!!!
Hi Prico. I just found my way on here. My link kept saying some shit about Dlited not owrking anymore.
Fancy: *smooch*
Maybe Heather gave her the all clear...
I can't say anything bad about the bitch, I mean, after all that shit with Sheen, she just want to have a little fun.
Dayanara aka Afro Clam | 04.25.06 - 11:36 am
i agree, let her have her fun, and him too, i say. better than a pity-party.
Hiya Nia!
Denise probably emotionally separated herself from Charlie long ago... It may seem quick to us that she's with Richie, but maybe it's been months since she last spoke to Heather...
She's nuts to have had a SECOND child with him if he really did act like that about the FIRST. And Charlie's a perv.
scout | 04.25.06 - 11:38 am | #
Yup I couldn't agree more... after all that shit he allegedly did to her the first time, she still had sex with him? Ugh.
Shell aka Rhonda Rimmer | 04.25.06 - 11:40 am | #
Most definately. She was dumb for not leaving him before all of that.
i totally felt bad for her. but now i see that she is just a whore like just about every other chick in hollywood. i hope heather kicks her ass.
Daya: whore reporting in.
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Spanky Bottoms: get your ass over there bitch, and make me some money.
Yeah, apparently we gangbanged MK too hard too quickly and the site from the onslaught.
Yeah I typed in the web adress and it kept sending me to a page saying the account was not payed I had to get here through another website. Strange.
But back to Topic. Damn!!! That's so fucked up I can't begin to grasp how bad she's going to get her ass kicked.
Morning everyone
this is just such a freakin' photo op. On IDLYITW I think there's one where she's crying, holding a tissue. Of course sitting right at the balcony's edge, so the photog could get a good shot...
Notice she has money in her hand....Hmmmmmm...I wonder why
LOLOL
ooh, so escandalous. my money's on locklear--anyone named heather and has been around in hollywood that long could rip denise's fish lips outta her head!
Charlie has to be whacko with all that 9/11 conspiracy stuff, but she's breaking girl code BIG TIME. I had a bff do that to me and that is SO not cool! I mean it was a boyfriend.
SHIT -- the comments say "0" and there's like fifty gazillion...anyway..
PULEASE! Denise and Heather FRIENDS?! shit, no two women in hollywood who are all boobied-out and make a living off their tight asses are friends. They're coniving bitches who can't wait to snatch the other woman's man. It's the law of the universe.
God I love all these porn names.
Hot bitches!!
I gotta go do laundry .... be back later!
the fact that she's one of Hiedi F's gals is more convincing than ever now...WTF?
Morning all!!!!
How are we today?
Richards was a stripper and Fleiss girl? NOO I didnt know that.. Do tell
Daya: I am freelance, puta - I don't work for you.
Morning Putas!
maybe it's been months since she last spoke to Heather...
Shell aka Rhonda Rimmer | 04.25.06 - 11:43 am
She was at Heathers Birthday Party only a couple months ago. So I say same rules still apply as fucking a friends sister.
You don't fuck someones ex ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARN'T DIVORCED YET.
If your gonna hop on a friend's ex at least make sure he's hoppable.... this guys looks yucky!
They KNOW they are being photgraphed...Heather prolly set it up..!
After marriage to a guy like Charlie, you think the girl would take some time ALONE to figure out why she picked such a loser.
Nah, don't think, just fuck everyone in sight.
And Locklear is with David Spade? Heather might as well just go lesbian at this point. You don't go from Tommy Lee to Richie Sambora to David Fucking Spade. Pfft.
LA | Homepage | 04.25.06 - 11:36 am | #
LOL!!!!!
Morning LA, Mousie, First Class, mpc and anyone I missed!
Dirty Ho. I smell a cat fight! I am so Team Heather!
I'm mouth agaped.
Then and again I shouldnt.Celebs lives are like soap operas innit.They go round fucking themselves up.Then by the by they would all have slept with each other then we'll get a new cast.
I thought I liked her...
it seems to me, for these kinds of pics to be out so soon, that ms.denise was probably itching to get her some sambora waaay before him and heather split. wow. she is a true friend.
NoAnjl - Since you missed it before - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
NOANJL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
she was a fleiss girl? does anyone else see the irony? maybe that's how she and charlie REALLY met!
Ivana Humpalot: OHhhhh, don't make me smack you with this 12" rubber dick I'm holding! there's not such thing as freelance byotch!! go shake that ass and bring me ma' money.
Group Bang in the Champagne Room
fo sho and Fancy!!!!! My day is now made! ty and xoxo
Dirty Ho. I smell a cat fight! I am so Team Heather!
NoAnjl a/k/a Champagne Waters | 04.25.06 - 11:46 am |
Just called af riend to make a shirt with that LOL!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SNARKY BITCH!!!!
Make sure to slap someone and demand to be treated like a goddess today!!!
Whoa to much coffee for me.
ewww...she just traded her escort in for a pinto!
Once a Fleiss girl, always a Fleiss girl, maybe Sambora hired her
You'd think she'd change the Chanel glasses tho.
Jean - LOVE your av! Brad is my No. 1 man. I have a great, great pic of him but I can't seem to get it to 80/80 pixel 
staged for revenge.
i don't believe it.
Can't blame him - he needs to stick in his dick in something!
Ha!
Dayanara Fleiss aka Afro Clam
Pay up or suck her afro clam
Me too Tim.
Joo don' tell me wot to do, puta! I make money and keep it for me, beetch.
No tengo miedo, sangana! Mis mens weel cut your culo, mija!
FirstClass and JAY
that's right Spanky!! you're my favorite Ho now.
NoAnjil:
Go here to resize your pictures:
http://resizepic.com/
OMG Ivana! Yo dirty puta, bring that coño back herrre yo ho!
Just 'cause she dances the go go, don't make her a ho, no
Good morning, MizRo and NoAnjl ::: pouring coffee for everyone :::
Can't. stop. Laughing!!
I'm bouncing to lunch - see you all after the jump!
Can I change my name to Trapper Snapper??
Gee , can't wait to get in Denise's panties. First Sheen , a demonic Homo and now Sambora , a latent Queen horsesass. Two fine .
'morning NoAnjl!
i've been hot for denise for years. i just can't imagine anybody treating her like shit, especially her baby-daddy. 
Hey, has anyone noticed that Richie baby is looking so NOT HOT in that picture? This is a made up relationship to piss someone off...IMHO.
Daya-Top bitch!?! Me? *blushes*
To all you aspiring prostitues: Check your skank asses at the door
ps-he needs pec implants, mystic tan, and an ab roller. (or, a shirt)
these 2 are NOT subtle. this is more transparent than gay tom gay cruise having a staged baby with "desperate-to-be-jennifer-aniston" katie holmes.
Hmmm I always liked the name Dusty Cheeks
busty: is that going to make me more money? go ahead byotch!!
*silver tongue is off to lunch, behave whores.
Thanks, LA...I needed some coffee!
I told you Denise was no prize. Classy!
Something about a J.O.B. Gotta go
Yes, you can tell she is learned her lesson and is looking for a stable, and meaningful relationship for herself and her children...
i think bitch is lying about all that stuff about charlie. don't get me wrong, he's a scumbag, but it all that were try, why was she trying to "work things out".
Hell yeah Daya its gonna make you more money when they find out what my snapper can do.
She shore knows how to pick em!
question:i am trying to find a pic of johnny depp to put as my desktop background.does anyone know how i can copy a pic so that it's not all blurry?
What in gods name is she doing with him. He's disgusting and looks like he needs a good bath. HUGE ewww factor
Why does Denise remind me of that popular pycho girl from highschool.
All smiles until you said somthing to piss her off then that tick would start in her cheek and before you know it your dog is missing.
Hmm?
IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THIS?? WAS SHE A CALL GIRL?????
Good for her. Find a decent man....one who won't threaten your life and gamble away your kids future. Maybe you should find a different one other than your best friend's ex-hubby, but whatever.
I was watching Spade's show on Comedy Central and he was making fun of the tabloids reporting on him and Heather.
So, Denise complains about Charlie and look what she is doing. I think that smoking gun has her info on the upcoming divorce on their site.
my money's on heather locklear. she'll kick this psycho's ass - the cardinal rule of friends not dating exes apparently means nothing to this ho-bag
ew. they are both nasty.
Denise knew what she was getting into when she married Charlie.
Thank the Lord MK finally paid his power bill, because I couldn't get in here all day yesterday and was having severe withdrawal!! (Or maybe...it's a $ciontology conspiracy after we've all been ragging on TomKat.)
Great idea, Denise. Drop Charlie for Sambora. He's a real choir boy!!
What's a Minx?????!!!!!!
Does Ritchie have a big sclong??
FirstClassDiva | 04.25.06 - 11:59 am
You are so right!!!
And can someone do the porn name thingy for me? My work wont let me on it. Says its bad. And I am going to hell for trying to look at pornographic sites while at work.
Denise probably called the photographers and told them to take the pics.
Looks staged to me!
deathtostarjones - good afternoon and AGREE!!!!:
Dirty Ho. I smell a cat fight! I am so Team Heather!
NoAnjl a/k/a Champagne Waters | 04.25.06 - 11:46 am | #
Hey Cammie!
Stoney - Auntie Tata is your porn name?
Happy Birthday NoAnjl!
Fancy! My nickname is HS was Trapper!
Fancy/Trapper/Snapper no word on Richie's tadger stats, but I don't think he is a member of the Tommy Lee club or we would have probably heard about it.
DAAMMIIIT I think it took and hour for the clock to move one minute. Anyone?
Does anyone else have to stand for 8 hours a day? Does anyone else have to greet people at the wood? "Toe the Carpet" FUCCKKK
i'm lovin' the fact that someone has stolen the spotlight from 'pity me' aniston and the namibian prince.
Hey, has anyone noticed that Richie baby is looking so NOT HOT in that picture? This is a made up relationship to piss someone off...IMHO.
heartsflowers aka Honey Caves | 04.25.06 - 11:55 am | #
Totally agree. Sudden and gross PDA is very suspicious.
yep, auntie tata!!
Hello NoAnjl good morn!
Mousie LOL!!
i think bitch is lying about all that stuff about charlie. don't get me wrong, he's a scumbag, but it all that were try, why was she trying to "work things out".
Anonymous | 04.25.06 - 11:58 am | #
Anon - Here's the reason: $$$
Sheen is extremely wealthy. Don't forget that she's totally pathological and apparently one of the biggest bitches in hollywood, by every account.
What a dirty, dishrag whore.
How do you get a porn name? I want one!
Hello Anyone?
I want a porn name
*Whine*
Happy Birfday No Anjil
I just read on page six, where Denise was good friends with Heather. So.... it was Denise who sent revealing pics of herself to Richie? If so, some "friend".
Hold on Volley - I will look it up!
Putas do you want to use Putas as your name? I will do it for you.
Saw this post on another site and found it QUITE interesting....
"Several years ago I spent alot of time over the course of about 4 years with Heather Locklear. Heather is a fantastic person. She is as sweet and down-to-earth a person as I have ever met. She does not act like a "celebrity"- she does not act like a rich bitch. She is a genuine FOR REAL person.
(Ask me about some of the other celebs I know- they do not rate half as highly). I've also known Charlie Sheen for about twelve years. YES he has had a rather checkered past.... but,that all REALLY stopped years ago. Spend any time at all with Charlie and you find out that the most important thing in his life are his 3 daughters and his family. So many of us tried to tell Charlie that Denise was really changing before she got pregnant with Lola, and he didn't listen. He really thought she was his life mate. What shes doing to him now is extortion and its awful. Stop calling him an asshole. You have no idea.
I don't know what Richie is thinking, but, it is important to note that Denise tried to date Richie YEARS ago before he married Heather. And let me be clear- Heather DID want more children.... she was unable to get pregnant again.
Charlie's family knows the gossip columnist who got the tip FROM DENISE telling them when and where she was getting her aids test. She is doing nothing but trying to ruin his life.
I'm really sad that so few people realize that. You need to feel sorry for Heather and Charlie~ both of whom are being absolutely gutted by this. Charlie is beside himself with the vile garbage the woman he loved is spewing. "
I like Charlie. Maybe Denise figured he was a "fixer-upper" and thought she could change him to what she wanted?
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What's a Minx?????!!!!!!
Kellie P. | 04.25.06 - 12:02 pm | #
minx
• noun humorous or derogatory an impudent, cunning, or boldly flirtatious girl or young woman.
So there you go!
Wow that's heavy.
Oh missed that one- Happy Birthday indeed No Anjl 
LA is always so full of coincidences it's amazing!!! Denise releases all this bad shit about Charlie so people won't see what a skank she is to screw her friend's ex. The stuff about Charlie may be true, but it was always true. Why bring it out now??? She definitely sent the email to Richie. Richie and Denise are nobodies!! HEather and Charlie actually have careers! Go Heather!! Nothing is more pathetic than a has been rocker
Daya, got any customers for me? The last one you sent me to had a teeny weeny!
Richie has always been FUG. Yecch.
Denise needs a savvy PR person. Her timing is lousy. Even if she has moved on, she just filed her allegations last week fer chrissakes. She's supposed to act all stricken and pained in public for another couple weeks. Doesn't she know that? Stupid twat!
they look faker than tom and katie
Fuck it, everyone else is at the party so I will invite myself, bitches.
E.Z. Lay is mine!
Thanks for bday wishes EVERYBODY
Fancy - I don't know if Sambora is big, but really, is there anything after Tommy Lee? The dude drove a fucking boat with that shit!
Hello Anyone?
I want a porn name
*Whine*
04.25.06 - 12:10 pm | #
Karen Kung-fu Grip
LOL NoAnjil. He has some skills!
God what an idiot
No Anjil and Anon my real name is Trish. What other info do you need? Pet's names? Streets? Blood types? Thanks for doing it too
Mousie - You sold your stash to Bunny the Foo again didnt you?
NoAnjl, Daya can drive a boat with her clit! We discovered that months ago! HAHAHA! Wait. Maybe that was me............
Richie and Denise are nobodies!! HEather and Charlie actually have careers! Go Heather!! Nothing is more pathetic than a has been rocker
scarletrosencb | 04.25.06 - 12:14 pm | #
Gotta disagree with you here. Bon Jovi have a massive fan base and they are just back from a fantastically successful world tour. I can't call Richie's a has-been.
Happy Birthday, NoAnjil.
Hello everyone else.
"Why does Denise remind me of that popular pycho girl from highschool."
-First Class Diva
I couldn't agree with you more.
You can see her cotton Hanes puffing over her butt elastic. Not sexy. Now sex smelling, yes! I can get the wiff from here.
She knows exactly what she is doing. First on her list-The decomposition of her marriage, little by little. She is throwing the bones right at Sheens face.
Second-The decomposition of a friendship in order to prove she is just as good and just as strong as
Heather Locklear. Denise Richards wants everyone to know she can fill anyone's shoes.
Now, Richie you can tell what he is thinking. He has that dufus look men get when you tell them they were incredible.
One thing is for sure, Denise Richrds' insticts have kicked in.
Hell YEAH!!!
Wait--we have missed the hugest point: Michael, you were in L.A. and DIDN'T CALL ME?!?!
Yes, Putas. Live with it, hosebag! She MADE me do it! Bitch stole the ratwagon again and ran it into another tree! MK was passed out so he was fine but I think Foo lost a tooth or something.
thanks for the info anon 12:11. I kind of figured this recent allegation of child pornography was timed a little too closely with the opening of his children's clothing line...
Volleyball Nazi Putas | Homepage | 04.25.06 - 12:10 pm | #
I used your dlisted name when I did yours above
Obviously staged.
But Denise? Bad move, hon.
Denise had one BUSY weekend: Filing the restraining order, doing her BFF estranged........This is some interesting shit!
GO YANKEES
Putas I put Putas in and got Sandra Spreadum!
Don't hate me....but I am for this relationship. Perhaps they deserve each other?
My name was too long it was a mouthfull....MMmmm mouthfull....
After a while they all begin to look the same..
merarmari ty
loving the porn names HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nevermind, I put in my real name and got a better name so I'll use it.
Maybe it was staged with the consent of Locklear. Maybe it's an attempt to enrage Sheen and make him lose his shit publicly, thus amping her argument
Whatever, y'all! That shit ain't right! Why does she have to go bang her best friend's nasty-ass husband(they are still married!)? If she wanted to bang someone else's nasty-ass husband, why doesnt she just go bang K-Fed?
and apparently i am a conspiracy expert
Sorry, but I still think that declaration is all truth. Just read it! It's so detailed it almost can't be false. And Charlie just looks like a wasted mother fucker to me. It is really weird though that Denise and Richie are being so public though.
Shell Twisted Sister - almost forgot - thanks for resize site babe! I will try later!
Seriously, or "suri"-oulsy (sorry thought of this reading the word conpiracy) Does anyone know what the name of Charlie Sheen's children's clothing line is??
That would be creepy even before all the child porn s***!!
Hi, peeps! NoAnjil -- happy birthday!!!
Today is Al Pacinos' birthday, too! I've never liked Denise. She's from the Chicago 'burbs and later was one of Heidi Fleiss' girls. What has she really done besides "Wild Things"? Methinks she's cruising for an equally wealthy man to support her and her kids. I agree with Morticia's assessment of this situation. No woman who went through such alleged misery would be cavorting on a terrace, dry humping Sambora's flabby ass. I hope Heather kicks her silicone-titted ass in!
Lingus, Connie Lingus
fo sho - sorry didn't see earlier post. My lovely lolita
why doesnt she just go bang K-Fed?
la mexicana | 04.25.06 - 12:25 pm | #
because i'd put my head in the oven.
Maybe if Denise starting charging Charlie it might bring them closer together...
Like they say, a picture speaks a thousand words. In this case, 17 pages of Denise's declaration now has been tarnished. I can't believe she'd be so stupid. And if she had to pick someone to cling to right now, why this fatty who has his own drama going on right now? UNbelievable (literally).
moist - ty and I can't believe she would do this, whatever her intention, even after Heather threw her last baby shower! Team Heather shirts are being made as we speak!
That would be creepy even before all the child porn s***!!
Cammie aka Fanny Farmer | 04.25.06 - 12:29 pm | #
Cammie-FF, it is called Sheen's Kid. Original huh?
That would be creepy even before all the child porn s***!!
Cammie aka Fanny Farmer | 04.25.06 - 12:29 pm | #
Cammie-FF, it is called Sheen's Kid. Original huh?
Moist back off Meloni! He's MINE MINE MINE!
Put in my Dlisted name Like that ALOT BETTER LOL
Thanks me & connie lingus, it doesn't "sing" imo. "onsie's" would most likely have to be replaced with :Twosies" and "threesies"
My Dlisted name came up as Candi Coxx, too.
Thanks me & connie lingus, it doesn't "sing" imo. "onsie's" would most likely have to be replaced with :Twosies" and "threesies"
Cammie aka Fanny Farmer | 04.25.06 - 12:35 pm | #
Mousie Carter AC, there looks to be plenty of Meloni to go around.
My Dlisted name came up as Candi Coxx, too.
Mousie Carter/Afro Clam
Great we can be like the wriglys gum twins of porn
Oh Sambora is such a cold piece of meat, his hair is gross, he has a beer belly and looks inflated, I'll be puking my guts out if I have to touch this guy...eeeewwwww
Speaking of gum, who gets to be "Big Red"?
well fuck me sideways
I'm not buying Denise' "poor little victim" story. Although I think Charlie is capable of some of the stuff she's accused him of, I think she's workin' it to get public sympathy and money. I think she's a conniving manipulator. It's pretty trashy to publicly hook up with Richie.
FirstClass/aka Candy Coxx - Mousie likey dat idea! I will be Big Red cuz I got red hair and big mouth!
Not that Denise going after Richie is a nice thing but still, how can you blame her for splitting with Charlie?? Afterall, he was Heidi Fleiss' most popular client. How could you ever trust such a sex addict? Not to mention all his other problems (i.e drugs, etc) I don't believe Charlie for a second.
ALERT ALERT - LBFF got Candy Coxx yesterday!! I wouldn't wanna steal that bitch's name!
LuLu -- LOVE your avatar -- "she's dead . . . wrapped in plastic." God, I miss "Twin Peaks."
Mousie -- come on, love, what about our road trip to the SVU set? I'll gladly do sloppy seconds (god, did I just say that?). You DVR'd the SVU marathon -- I actually sat through the whole thing, so there (kidding, sweetie)!
ooooo.... another cat fight
Mousie Carter/Afro Clam | 04.25.06 - 12:45 pm | #
And I wanted to see Daya wrestle you for her name
When is Denise going to be Oprahy?
Moist - bring it! When can we go? Oh and I can't be bothered with commercial breaks.
Jay - me rassle Daya? Uh........bitch is a hot Colombian! I think not!
Oh fuck. I'm out. See you guys later!
i took a goddess test... how do i get to the porn name test?
He's totally checking out her tits in the last pic..
And Sandra Spreadum. I am lucky!!
Mousie CALM DOWN!! Step away from the cheeto and put it down!!
Where's Foo when you need a tranquilizer? Dammit Jim I'm a groupie not a doctor!!
W.O.W.
Richie looks like shit. He's totally let himself go - he used to be extremely hot (in that shaggy 70's rocker kinda way).
He desperately needs to get his fat ass to a gym STAT.
i totally agree with Anon. Denise is a crazy crazy money hungry bitch. She had TWO kids with a guy who told her to "get an abortion" for the first one? UH ANY EINSTEIN would tell you that's totally illogical. She's going to hell. what kindof a crackwhore would stay with a man like that if he was that bad? Charlie said himself that he's "not a saint" but he's DEFINITELY not as bad as this. the accusations sound like she's pulling them out of her crusty vag left and right. she's a whore. and YES, she DID tip off the press about where she was getting her "AIDS test" because she had planned this smear campaign for a while. conniving, backstabbing, WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope Heather beats the living shit out of Denise. If i were here, i'd watch my back because the bitch is going down! cunt!
Hey tabatha! I tried your avatar over the weekend.
It worked!
I thought that I read somewhere that Heather found some kind of letter/email from a friend of hers to Richie and that was the reason she decided to get the divorce because she thought he was cheating with one of her friend. I bet it was this bitch.
Mousie -- I have to get with the times and get DVR or a TiVo. Those commercials for "Nashville Star" and wrestling drive me fucking nuts! Like Putas said, calm down, step away from the Cheetos! I'll bring some tranqs for our road trip to the SVU set so we don't get too strung out. You bring the Viagra for Mr. Meloni, though something tells me he doesn't need it at all!
NoAnjil, hey sweets -- yeah, this Denise things is disturbing. Those photos look so staged. Like I always say, once a whore, always a whore. Anyone hooking up with Charlie Sheen knows what they're getting. I thought they were meant for each other -- a john hooking up with the prostitute, just like "Pretty Woman."
Noanjl, Happy Birthday! I wanna know about the bitch working for Heidi too! I also wanna see Charlie's penis!
tyvm moist and Harley xo
Baaaack! And I got my little car baaaack!!! woohoo!!!
Damn, there's like 10 posts above this one and people are still stuck here... Denise is the new Hohan.
Susan, I had read the same thing about the emails from another woman (friend) to Richie. That would suck.
Denise seems like she knows exactly what she is doing (agree w/moist) and everything does seem a bit staged, and calculated. Does anyone know if she has recently converted to Scientology?
I don't know where you hookers are getting the info that Denise was a Heidi girl and a stripper. She's from Downers Grove, Illinois and I have only heard good things about her and supposedly all that shit is made up. Enlighten me! Also, Heather and Richie look friendly in recent photags so maybe Heather doesn't give a shit. Denise seems like a good mom and is a very cute girl.
Moist as a snack Twin Peaks is my favorite tv show/movie of all times, I used to play Twin Peaks trivia to show you how addicted I was. Lynch is my God
omg, i actually feel kinda bad for charlie. yes, he's a douchebag, but i don't believe he did all the things she says he did. i am no longer on team richards after seeing these pics.
wow...i used to be gay for this bitch but now.... what a conniving witch!
"Anon," who says he knows these people and that Charlie Sheen cleaned up his act and Denise is at fault and lying, is full of BS. Is that you Charlie?! Charlie is a lying, cheating, gambling alchi with violent tendencies and a temper control problem. Denise is NOT the mutual friend at issue in the Sambora-Locklear divorce. If you recall, she and Heather went out on New Years together AFTER that news broke. Further, who is to say Heather has a problem with this? She is still friendly with Richie, she just didn't want to be married to him; she dumped him; she moved on first. AND, she didn't want more kids - she never wanted kids at all. She loves her daughter, but it wasn't a planned pregnancy. She's said this over and over in interviews. Not everyone is possessive or bitter about their ex. If it is really over, and you still regard each other well, why not see them happy? Who cares?! Charlie put Denise through the ringer; he's an abusive scumbag. Heather wanted out. Can't you stop calling Denise names long enough to see that Heather may have set this up to assuage her guilt?? Better to see Richie (and your daughter) with someone you know will be good to them than someone of questionable motive.
LBFF -- I've read many times that Denise was a Heidi girl and that's how she met Charlie. I also heard Camerona Diaz was once a Heidi girl, too. God only knows what happens in those Hollyweird relationships -- it may be that Heather is okay with it and has moved on. But this public display of horniness is really ill-timed in light of her recent accusations against Charlie. She is from Downers Grove -- you from Chi-town, LBFF?
Charlie's clothing line is actually call Sheen Kidz.
Yep. I'm from Chi-town. Well I hope what Tommy Lee is saying above is true. That's the best-case scenario in my opinion.
Denise forgot to mention in her legal documents that while Charlie was looking at Barely Legal she was fucking her best friends husband!!!
LuLu -- Lynch is a god, I agree. I think he's often misunderstood, though -- lots of people don't "get" him. "Twin Peaks" was perhaps the most fascinating show I've ever seen on TV. It was absolutely riveting. A group of us legal types used to meet for lunch solely to discuss "Twin Peaks." "Blue Velvet" is also one of my favorite movies of all time.
he used to be hot...back in the day! I've never liked her, maybe he's re-bounding???
lulu, I was considering having a Log Lady gravatar but settled on Pats instead.
LBFF -- I'm from Chi-town, too -- yay!!!
I believe she's like here character in Wild Things.
Oooh look at RichardSambora! Boy these peeps move on fast, don't they? And with the best friend's ex, oooohhhh. Well, they are both single now, so they can do anything they want, I guess. I don't know why Hollyweirds ever get married, it just doesn't work in most cases. They should just all keep screwing each other. They will eventually become extinct from passing around the v.d.
Moist - Cool. We are lucky to live here. Great city!
moist.. I am a BIG David Lynch fan too... have seen every thing he has ever made every film..I wish he would hurry up and come out with something soon..Twin Peaks was the best in its time
Was totally feeling for her over the Sheen thing. Now, I have just five words for her:
You are a total fucking WHORE!!
What kind of skank goes after her best friend's man? That'd be Denise Richards!
When was this hoe ever innocent?? Please...she was a hoe when she married Charlie, why do you think he liked her ass so much??
And not for nothing, I want everyone to click on the photos to enlarge them...becasue that bitch looks like she just finished doing lines and shit...all giddy and with a rolled up bill in her hand no less and she wiping that perfect little nose a little to hard...me thinks she(and fugly Sambora) was high as a MF on that balcony.
As for him...Denise Richards over my girl Heather Lockear>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Definate DOWNGRADE. What a whore she is and she has the nerve to talk about Charlie,,,I never liked that bitch anyway!
And BTW who is her publicist? Not a good look just a day after saying all that shit about Charlie....OHHHHHHH She pisses me off so bad!
I would hate to dive into the V-D pool that these people are in...
This is Ritchie's "FU" to Heather for making him look like a fool.
I've had a crush on him since I was 8 and I'd still hit it out of a sheer vendetta.
i thought denise and heather were good friends??!!
richie could use some tae bo and some stomache crunches
Katie Scarlett -- yeah, hon, David Lynch rules. I haven't heard of any projects of his. Unfortunately, everyone thinks he's too weird for Hollywood. "Mulholland Drive" rocked, too -- I can't explain it, but it was a damn great movie.
I think Denise really is her character in "Wild Things" -- slutty, scheming & manipulative.
i wonder how she likes her friends sloppy seconds...and i could have gone without seeing him shirtless ick
WHERE IS THE ROLLED-UP BILL?? I CAN'T FIND IT?
in the first pic there is a bill folded around the glass in her right hand.
all i gots ta say is BWAHAHAHHAHAHA
What has this bubblehead ever done besides sucking Charlie Sheen's dick?
And WTF is Heather doing with David Spade? The guy is fugly, and about as funny as death by anal warts. Coming to think of it, maybe he's just Heather without makeup. So she's just fucking herself.
I think Heather could'nt give two shits & is over Sambora. Maybe she is done with both of them. As far as Denise goes, she is much prettier than Sambora. So her sad life is his luck. I still think Charlie should choke and die, I think her depo was real and Sheen is crap.
Miz- I think the rolled up bill was a hypothetical. I dunno.
OK, here's the thing: Denise Richards knew about Charlie's past when she married him, because it was all over the news. She married him to get a career, which didn't really work because she can't act her way out of a C-Movie. She left him, and is CONSTANTLY releasing incriminating B*S about him, WHILE being fairly public with her ex-best friend's estranged husband.
She is in no way innocent. She's using the paparazzi and the court system to get back at Charlie, or may to get around a prenup or something. She wants his money cause she can't make her own.
Well Put KAT!!
Thank you MOSS...some people are just plain BLIND!!
I don't know if it's in the link oor not but when I saw those pictures of her straddling him on the balcony,I knew those whore rumors were true.
Heather and Denise are supposed to be friends and this is what she does? As I see it, she blew a lot of her credibility and sympathy factory with this stunt.
Umm, if I recall correctly Richie too has had some shady Internet issues. If Denise is so disturbed with Charlie's porn habits, why is she associating herself with a guy with similar habits?! Not good.
Richie is flabby and has man boobs...Thank God --- I still have a chance with her.
is sluttiness hereditary? just wondering. if so, she better lock her girls up til they are 50.
What a dumb whore! Even if Locklear gave that gross union her blessing, go get a f**king room man and stay in there. The sight of her straddling the ol' man's flacid lap on that balcony will be forever emblazonded in my mind's eye. Ugh! And to think I had actually felt sorry for her. Not! I hope Sheen proves her to be the fake slut she is and I hope Locklear kick's Sambora's saggy ass in court. Then I hope "Richie Rich" never see each other again cuz I couldn't stand another eyeful of that sleazy trash.
CoCo LaLa : I ain't blind bitch - it ain't supposed to be wet if you want to snort through it! And no, I still don't see it!
Blind ass bitch^^^^
Oh stop the fighting kids or you're all going to have to miss recess and write lines!!!
I never noticed the bill either, but yup, there it is. Oh well.... so she has money in her hand. Big whoop.
Look how close they live to one another. This thin could have been going on for quite awhile. Charlie better get some DNA tests on thta last one.
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All I said was it looked like they might had been riding the "White Horse" because she had a bill in her had(they probably just finished). Why else would that HEFFER have a bill her hand???...what they do order take out? I think not...I just happen to be a detail oriented person....don't hate me....LOVE ME!!
Does this mean Hollywood actresses and starlets are amoral whores? OMG!
So what if it's WET, that doesn't matter when your finished, now does it??
WE LOVE YOU COCO!!!!
..... I never thought of the coke thing either... I think I live under a rock.
i thought she was exaggerating about the underage and gay shit...it's in the last dr/cs thread.
she is really stupid. just wait for BOTH DIVORCES to be final! see each other privately...have some class and consideration for at least heather.
this can only damage her case against charlie, i'm sorry to say.
i'm guessing denise thought she had to "move in" so fast, because she's wanted him a long time, before heather. and she knows he's a he-ho, so she won't wait too long this time!
why is she gonna get with ANOTHER MANSLUT? hello dumbass.
remember when charlie and heather were on spin city?
charlie can rot in hell, but since she was on T.J. Hooker, i knew heather was a sweetie in real life.
also, do you notice how well heather comports herself in public? and how she doesn't court publicity at all? AND she had the self-esteem to DUMP ritchie AND tommy lee. plus no breast implants? i have become a true fan o' heather.
she looks so good. i hope she doesn't fuck her face up w/ surgery! even kenny rogers did it. ugh.
the only one who wins in this is david spade.. and he don't care..
So why do we poor peons even care? Because the Sheen scandal makes up for all the time we spent salivating over their looks and lifestyle. Sad.
(for them, and for us)
I was feeling sorry for Denise until I saw this shit! She's acting like a whore for sure!
Densise is a f-ing hooker!! Where the hell are her kids while she is dry humping Richie! Charlie must have given her a smack down for a reason.
Heather is known for her antics and practical jokes....could be she set her pal Denise up with Richie for the obviously posed pics. Dead giveaway is the one where the string to her sweats isn't even tied. And of course, add cocktails, kisses and lap sitting..it's all too contrived.
Bet they laughed their heads off later.
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