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Ew. I don't like pussy but even if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't want JAIL pussy! Talk about skeeks! Even Parisite would be an improvement on that shit!
Okay, maybe not.............
The bitch is a MAN!!!!!!!!
fourth is the new first
Bitch is rough.
Michelle is going to be running the joint.
Who opts for jail time over community service?
This is one hardcore puta.
5 days jail time over 240 hours of community service spread out over how many days to get done - her choice is obvious she'll have more time to drink and drive when she's done w/ the 5 days! ha
Cooter Licker!
Fancy, you hot bitch! Now it's Simon? AAGH!
wow - that how much she DOESNT want to have to help people.
Only 5 days? 
Mousie look at this!
Ahhhhhhhhhh. Now I can relax, Fancy! 
looooove this bitch!! so hardcore. and not faking it
I'd respect her more if she did the community service. She's not sorry. It's an opportunity for more coconut snatch.
Fancy, you'd hit Toothy? I mean, what is really your take on which way he hits?
She wants big Wahine; jail won't even bother her. She's lived on an island for the past year, I don't think five days in the slammer is going to affect her!
Mousie that was suppose to be my new Paris avatar!
I think he is toothy but he is still hot to me!
1. 6:43, I love you for saying first.
2 nah, I love you for saying forth
3. Cubanita that chic is hardcore puta, luvs her even more.
She is a biaatch, and doesn't give flying fuck. I am in love. She's not even scared. I love that she hardcore.
I can see your Paris avatar Fancy...I wish that bitch would get her dress caught and fall off!!
Well, Fancy, HowieD is strictly dickly, but I'd still hit that! Your new av may bw showing but I am too lazy to clear my cookies. HAHA!
Driving for the 3rd time is pretty fucking low. Not hardcore or sexy in my book. Yuck.
I would pick jail too. I can't be messing up my manicure picking up garbage by the highway.
Blanche Deveraux | 04.25.06 - 7:26 pm
WORD!
word on the street is her character is already a goner on Lost. They've removed her trailer, taken away all of the police props and told people "these aren't needed anymore." I'm thinking a good ol' fashioned polar bear mauling is in order for this she-he. It's a mexi-melt for sure!
damn she's hardcore...i don't know what it is, but i like her
..i'm NOT ok with the DUI thing, but i figure 240 hours would probebly interfere with her filming schedule...but jail is so SACRY! (im a big time wimp)
honeyipunchedthekids | 04.25.06 - 7:29 pm | #
i heard that too, but the producers, i think last week, said they had NO plans on writing out her character any time soon.....
she's freakin hot.
love them jeans she wears on the show.
I think I'm going to Hawaii and I'm going to do something fast to get me thrown in jail! I need to get my legs waxed!!!
She looks like the guy in the crying game!
I heart the fuck out of this bitch! I would do her until her eyes crossed...
Anonymous | 04.25.06 - 7:51 pm
Hardcore my ass! Those of you that say that probably live in Akron, Ohio. First, this puta is a lez so being in a woman's jail for five days is no big deal. Second, she can ask to be put in isolation because of her star status. Third, this pig-face clit is taking jail to make herself look tough.
Timmy: I live in Harlem. I still say she is hardcore.
I just love silly straight girls/cracked out gay boys who think only fembots with GIANT BREAST are pretty. Just because she is a lesbian does not make her look like a man. In noone's book does she look like a man. Pleeeeeassssssssssssssssse!
That said I LOVE PUSSY and I love a bad ass skank even more. She is far more interesting than the rest of these high school eductated trick/actresses. Further, do you really think that she would have been given any "meaningful" community service?! Really! I'd take the 5days and smack as many asses as I could while doing my time!
she's superfug in person. superfug.
She's obnoxious,no class and can't act. Period.
Dude.. how selfish of her. I hope she gets raped in jail.
some people do community service on their own, and she would rather to to JAIL for 5 days?
shallow bitch.
Her plan has worked....All the bush a bitch could want.. This is heaven for her.. I was wondering why she kept getting in trouble.. Some people like jail for the sex.. go figure
Is she a lesbian for real? Or are you folks simply speculating??!
Nice pic. LOL
Bitch was in GIRLFIGHT. She san take care of herself.
GO YANKEES 
she's like 3 feet tall! tommy shortpants could take her!
sorry for the typo: Bitch was in GIRLFIGHT she CAN take care of herself.
GO YANKEES
I feel better now.....
Michelle is a tough chick. However, I wish she had taken the community service. I am not sure she understands the implications of having a record. It just doesn;t look good. But it her decision and I guess she's being honest to herself she really doesn't want to do community service. They probably are going to give her a nice cell and shit. More power to her.
I was born/raised in Hawaii . .those titas (tough local chicks) in jail are rough, and most weigh like 250 lbs. Bad choice.
OakRaiderfan | 04.25.06 - 9:08 pm | #
hi OakRaiderfan..im glad you feel better after correcting your spelling mistake
i like Michele..im not sure if she is a lesbian or not but im sure that if given the choice she would rather pick up her partners in a club/bar/etc..than in a JAIL..are you people CRAZY?!?! have you ever been to a jail before?...its SCARY and i don't care how tough you are, that still has to fuck with you! hopefully this will keep her from driving under the influence!
you know what would keep her from drinking and driving? getting treated like a normal person on their THIRD DUI offense AND already on probation for a hit and run would. at least 30 days and no more license, ever. this dumb bitch obviously doesn't give a fuck.
and she looks like a mahu.
GRRR, she's not hardcore, she's a fucking lazy drunk! I don't know why but this pisses me off. I hope she gets shived by some big samoan chick. BWAHAHA!
The only thing disgusting on this blog is you people.
MR rocks, good for her getting her shit over and done with.
she's a fucking drunkass bitch! get over her! she's nothing, NOTHING, special. we see her on the north shore ALL THE TIME and people flip her off and laugh at her stupid, drunkdriving ass. nothing rocks about this walking liver cirrhosis.would you love her so much if she mowed down your mom next time she's wasted and behind the wheel?
'good for her'...are you fucking crazy? Hey, let's applaud the ho for getting five lousy days in prison after her, what, 7TH serious driving offense in the past few years. Yeah, good shit, fucking cooter licker. BFD, she punched an actress in a movie. She's sooo hardcore. Can't believe she didn't score an Oscar for that shit.
Jail is a great place to pick up chicks!
Lesbian or not the bitch is a typecast Latina Puta from hell. I fucking hate her guts . Just wish I was there to deliver the Clit slapping she's gonna get. Hope the video gets up close when she's begging "Por dios "! while the Maui Dykes are wailing on her ass.
58th!!!
Jail will give her a chance to detox.
michelle will kick somebody's ass in jail....
Wow. Now she's really proved how hardcore she is. We will never second guess her ability to be hardcore-punk-gangster-whatever again.
Lesbian or not the bitch is a typecast Latina Puta from hell. I fucking hate her guts . Just wish I was there to deliver the Clit slapping she's gonna get. Hope the video gets up close when she's begging "Por dios "! while the Maui Dykes are wailing on her ass.
Anonymous | 04.25.06 - 11:11 pm
Man that one all most got me lying down.
Lesbian or not the bitch is a typecast Latina Puta from hell. I fucking hate her guts . Just wish I was there to deliver the Clit slapping she's gonna get. Hope the video gets up close when she's begging "Por dios "! while the Maui Dykes are wailing on her ass.
Anonymous | 04.25.06 - 11:11 pm |
Hey Anonymous...I like the way you think!
Bitch was in GIRLFIGHT. She san take care of herself.
GO YANKEES
OakRaiderfan | 04.25.06 - 9:04 pm | #
If we had wanted an East LA comment we would have asked for it.
To all you people calling Michelle Rodriguez 'tough' and 'hardcore'. Go stick that way of thinking up your ass. Sylvester Stallone starred in Rambo but he was no Viet Nam vet...matter of fact he was a draft dodger...
Can you people not separate TV and movies from reality? The only thing Michelle Rodriguez ever got tough with was the business end of a donkey's dick down in Tijuana.
Erm, why won't she choose the 240 hours of community service?! Isn't it better to help society for a few hours than have your ass in jail for 5 days?
I'd do the same. 5 days = 120 hours.
Plus, she's already been to jail at least overnight, so she knows what to expect.
I actually *really* like the character of Ana-Lucia. I'd much rather Jack got killed of than her - I can't stand that fucker.
But *jail* rather than community service? *Speechless*
Thank you K-fagerline!
Actually now that I think about it, the sorry bitch should have to do BOTH.
I can understand her logic behind choosing jail.
I mean think about it 5 days and boom your done you can go back to work and partying or 120 hours where you have to get up and go do somthing that you don't really feel like doing....
Hey I know it sounds like I'm an ass but I'm just looking at it from a time break down is all.
Please 5 days in a Hawaiian women's prison? She'll be chilling like villain. Shorter than community service, plus free food, tats, gym and va jay jay she could ever want. I say she made the right decision!
She must think her jail time is gonna be served on the set of bad girls. Stupid bitch.
Lets hope the next time she is DUI she doesnt kill someone other than herself
all these heads on here saying that she's hardcore, she was in girlfight blah blah blaski. she was born and raised in jersey city. a few years back right after girlfight dropped, she got her ass whooped by to other chicks in jersey city. yeh this was on the news. funny business.
She needs to leave Lost NOW. Ana Lucia sucks.
They could replace her with Nancy McKeon and noone would know.
You know Butchelle opted for jail time cause she loves that shit. She totally has a big black penis between her legs and she's gonna rip those hula girls apart.
Maybe she'll skip bail and Dog the Bounty Hunter can go find her ! That would be so cool........
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