I didn't know anyone on her knew Supernanny. I just LOVE that show, and I hate kids!
If only Britney could fire herself as SPF's mom. You're right, MK, little Sean is a dead man!
Britney has to blame somebody, why not the nanny??
She should fire herself. Stupid dumbass twat.
Great post, MK!
Yeah, firing the nanny was probably a poorly thought-out move.
When Brit and Kfuck cease to exist due the explosion of the meth lab in the basement, the Pitts can adopt the FederOrphan, and then he can be SPFJ-P.
i just heard on my local news station, acually two of them, that she's pregnant AGAIN
*sigh*
YAWN!!! GO GET FAT AND DIE
OMG, this family on Supernanny would be my wet dream come true!!
God I just relized Sean Prestons initals are for Freakin sun tan lotion
By the way I LOVE super nanny. I laugh and cry all in one....cry that people like that breed
I hate to be the morality downer here, but she's so disgusting and both of them should be fucking sterilized. Ugh.
Raise the kids yourself. You're not doing anything else.
Brit if the nanny is gone who is watching the baby?? Yeah the baby where is he??
i also read that the reason they had that big fight in vegas was she heard that K-fug invited parasite to his party and she was upset..k-fug then told her to stay at the hotel that he didn't want her to be there, but she wanted to show her suppot..hince the big blowup...k-fug then changed his mind, but brit decided to stay in her room....
Why is Britney firing the nanny when her story was he fell out of the chair cause it was defective and broke? So the equation is : Defective high chair+ SPF falling on his head= fired nanny????? Wasn't she even considering suing the company who made the chair? So who's fault is it, the chair or the nanny?
I detest this finger-pointing, blame-everyone-else, piece of shit with the intensity of DeNiro's stare in "Angel Heart".
She does not have a shred of common sense, decency, honor, or courage.
She forgot where she put him, Fancy!
Tabatha | 04.26.06 - 12:02 pm | #
For real! Whay can't these people raise their own damn children?
i can't keep up with you today MK
Britney should fire herself. argh
DeNiro's stare in "Angel Heart".
Mizro
Damn GREAT obscure refrence. I actually licked my lips thinking about that short fiesty Italian!!!!!
I want to be his devils advocate *shiver*
what I would give for real tell-all by the nanny/bodyguards!!!
i know where she can put her pointed finger...right in her mammoth bellybutton! come on pillsbury dough girl!
spayed and neutered them like dogs and cats
I used to think Roseanne was white trash with money- Roseanne is a genuis compared to this little asshole!!!
FirstClassDiva! That movie affected me. *chills down spine**
Britney Wurst.
When something like that happens to a 'normal' person's kid, they feel guilty but deal with it. They have no one else to blame. But these fuckin rich idiots always have the nanny to blame. ALWAYS. They actually hire a nanny in the first place so they can cover their tracks.
Now they're having another one. Permission to say FUCK NO. I wasn't thinking about having any children any time soon but I am seriously considering on adopting their next baby. Before Angie beats me to it.
I've read two different versions of the Shitney/KFed Vegas argument. The first one was that Shitney wanted to be at KFed's CD debut party and KFed said no, the other version is that Shitney didn't want to go to KFed's CD debut party and he was pissed about it. Both versions are amusing. Keep up the good work Shitney and KFed!
anyone besides me want to hook up with the supernanny?
ummm she had to have a doctor tell her not to put the baby on any surface where he might roll off and hurt himself.
Did no one hand her a book about child care during her pregnancy?
I think a very capabable nanny is the only way to save this baby's life. A good Irish or English one who will keep Brit away.
I would be pissed if he invited Parasite to a party too. That Ho!
Hee Hee I love the Pats avatar by the way. She is my fav character on tv ever. Especially when she sold saphie into slavery in turkey
Why the hell am I being so freakin nice today????
God yesterday must have wrung all malice out of my body.
I love how Brit and K-Fed are both unemployed,yet they "need" a nanny to look after their child. I can't stand celebs who use babies as props, carry them around when their photo is taken then hand them off to the nanny. Poor SPF....
And on another note, one of the only women in Hollywood without a nanny: Pam Anderson.
I just think about that episode of South Park where Kenny's mom wants to get pregnant again and he goes after her with a plunger.
I can not keep up with you all. How in the heck do u comment all day in different topics? it is beyond me.
Britney needs a big wake up call. I thought having a baby would be it, but now she's having another one.
Somebody call CPS on their ass PLEASE!!
Opinionatedwon
We have reached Thetan level. We have skills.
major jealousy.
If my husband told me he didn't want me to go to his party, I'd shoot the mofo in the nuts. If he survived, I'd take him for EVERYTHING.
Fancy: that's a very diseased avatar.
Opinionatedwon: It's the power of the green cuke pendant.
Opinionatedwon
Its the art of multi-tasking.
Besides this we are working, and emailing everyone francially, sending text messages, drinking coffee and making hair and nail appointments.
All I hear is "Blah, blah, blah, point finger, blah, sue, blah, blame somebody, anybody else, blah, I'm a dirty skanky fat whore."
She does not have a shred of common sense, decency, honor, or courage.
MizRo | 04.26.06 - 12:03 pm | #
In a word, NO.
If my husband told me he didn't want me to go to his party, I'd shoot the mofo in the nuts. If he survived, I'd take him for EVERYTHING.
MizRo | 04.26.06 - 12:18 pm | #
Word.
the cuke pendant is almighty!
haha.
i've mastered reading all of the comments, just not keeping up.
When the phone rings or the boys in the back of the office have me go somewhere i get mad cuz i wont be able to read... is that bad?
Someday you will get your cuke pendant too my child.
it's never bad, I ask for extensions on my deadlines just to have time to read and goof around here.
Fancy: When are you gonna come by?
ahahaha. I love it.
It's so much more entertaining than doing work or homework 
Supernanny Jo would whip their dirty smelly white trash asses into shape ..She so rules!
I can just hear her now "Driving with SPF on your lap Brit..that's just not asseptable"
When the phone rings or the boys in the back of the office have me go somewhere i get mad cuz i wont be able to read... is that bad?
Opinionatedwon | 04.26.06 - 12:22 pm |
Never bad. I usually have an excuse handy.
We have reached Thetan level. We have skills.
Anon2/Fancy | 04.26.06 - 12:17 pm |
When the phone rings or the boys in the back of the office have me go somewhere i get mad cuz i wont be able to read... is that bad?
Opinionatedwon | 04.26.06 - 12:22 pm |
No. I also hate people interrupting my dlisted time, which is 9-5.
When the phone rings or the boys in the back of the office have me go somewhere i get mad cuz i wont be able to read... is that bad?
Opinionatedwon | 04.26.06 - 12:22 pm |
No, not bad. You're addicted. Face your addiction, and begin learning the art of evasion and decption. And be quick to minimize.
*sigh* where to even begin commenting on this
bwahaha. I have that down pat. Always have access open and if i hear footsteps i pop it right up
just read some comments--so I can safely assume we are ALL addicted to Dlisted
I think we need a support group y'all!
oh, this is classic britney. fire the nanny but stay married to the piece of shit that fucked up your life in the first place. white trash logic.
LA: 
We do NOT mess around, love!
Opinionated, somewhere there are children wandering streets, satellites falling from the sky, houses falling down, and lawyers using the word dickface in court. All because we are addicts and we must have this site to survive.
We have reached Thetan level. We have skills.
Anon2/Fancy | 04.26.06 - 12:17 pm |
Now THAT was funny
So, who does she fire to not accept blame for K-Fag?
After all the talk yesterday, I seriously had to bite my tongue to not tell a client to "Suck me afro clam"
JAY aka Spanky Bottoms
I hear ya I kept telling everyone to shut the fuck off--it just kept slipping out of my mouth all day!!
I can post a lot on Dlisted because I'm at home with a small evil child. The non-evil one is at preschool. All I do every day is keep the evil one from causing major destruction. Oh, and I guess I do minimal house maintenance. I am bad at it. Today I looked at the parakeet's water cup and it was completely dry. I wonder how long it was like that? LOL. Don't call PETA on my ass!
Firstclass, yep, pats is the shit! There are too many scenes to mention from that show that are hilarious.
After all the talk yesterday, I seriously had to bite my tongue to not tell a client to "Suck me afro clam"
JAY aka Spanky Bottoms | 04.26.06 - 12:35 pm |
Arrr, suck me afro clam maties!
Like getting a new nanny is going to make things better. Or *gasp* brit brit trying to take care of the baby by herself. Sigh Beer in the bottle and babies snacking on cheetos.
Oh I forgot to mention yesterday, when I typed in "pats" to get a porn star name I got "Cindy Slit". LOL.
Fo sho, it's seriously my new favorite saying
oh please. this is just for show so she doesn't look like a bad mom. snort!
I have used snapper trapper in a sentence and I find myself calling people seasnatch etc. It has taken over my life.
will someone just take her out... worthless overly hyped cracker!!!
LOL! GREAT post LA! Yours is the most logical conclusion yet. i'm loving it!
Seriously, what the hell is this poor little baby going to do? He has no nanny now and only maw and paw to look after him. This may seem hilarious but if you look at it through the point of view of Sean's safty it's not funny at all.
Britney and Kevin will probably break up eventually. the question is whether they will do so before or after they kill the kid (kids if the rumors are correct).
I want the job!! I am a former nanny/pre-school teacher. Britney, if you are reading this, give me a shout out on D-listed! I need the extra money for gas! I know how to get a child out of his/her high-chair correctly, and have NEVER dropped one on their head. You are going to have your hands full with another little one on the way! Trust me! And don't worry about the depression, it's just your hormones going crazy. You can get medicine for that (unless you have become a Scientologist in the last week or so). Can't wait to hear from you!!
I have used snapper trapper in a sentence and I find myself calling people seasnatch etc. It has taken over my life.
Anon2/Fancy | 04.26.06 - 12:41 pm |
I love me some snapper trapper!
After all the talk yesterday, I seriously had to bite my tongue to not tell a client to "Suck me afro clam"
JAY aka Spanky Bottoms | 04.26.06 - 12:35 pm
I will be reading DListed and get mad at customers for interrupting or I will make them hold while I finish writing on the comments. No lie. I have several of my coworkers hooked on this site. But I have learned if I am reading comments to keep only the comment window open, and the website minimized unless I am reading MK's posts. Less trouble when bosslady walks by.
Regreta,
Great plan! This sounds like a job for the Gotti's!
Oh and SPF's High Chiar,
If Britney needs drugs she can just ask her loser husband, who needs a doctor?
i bet the nanny is gonna write a tell all..that would be the shit...and can i please NEVER see another pic of that cow in her bikini?
instead of firing her nanny, perhaps she should just give that child up for adoption, its obvious she cant even take care of herself what makes her think she can take care of a child.
Not only do I growl at my friends when they call my office, but I actually tell my boss to mind his own business when I'm on the 'puter!
I have a credit-by-evaluation paper due tomorrow - I have 2 paragraphs done.
This dumb piece of trash got married and had a kid to prove how grown up she was....now she's having another to prove that her marriage is real.
God she's so stupid it defies belief.
I'm sure Christina Aguilera laughs her ass off about all this...
pats, that's it, I'm calling PETA on your ass asap (I live in PETA country, btw!)!
Bitch is SO pregnant. Just take a look...
http://us.video.aol.com/video.in...&
pmmsid=1636045
Pour some Stoli in the parakeet's water cup...
Prico
Did you hear she might be pregnant too. Thats what Teds column said.
YSW!!?,
Good point. Now she'll have a third to absolutely confirm she is happy, a fourth to show that she loves kids, a fifth to show how good she is at taking care of the kids, and a sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth to replace the ones that accidentally died.....
Even people who don't keep up with this trainwreck are like "wait, she's pregnant AGAIN? Is she retarded?"
LMAO!!!
Shit writes itself. It's like a South Park episode.
Who, Britney? Of course she's pregnant. We've been saying it for weeks, and now finally US Weekly came out and said it. Don't think they'd be risking a huge lawsuit just to fill a page in their mag.
No Prico Christina!!
OK, rarely does an infant get a skull fracture without abuse (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt with the highchair thing), and I thought there was a report that he's had several. I THINK the NANNY'S abusive... and if it were you or me that child would not have been released to its parents from the hospital without a full investigation
Oh yeah, I heard Xtina is pregnant too.
Bitch fired the nanny so that people would think at least she's doing something about what happened... I'd so write a tell-all book.
You think Scout?? Scandalous! The Nanny wow! I smell a lifetime movie.
Pats, OMG! I am home with my little one, too! He likes the puter just as much as me! Only he plays Power Rangers while I play d-listed. Is that wrong? I will not call PETA on you because I have tropical fish, and one of them is barely hanging on I think because her water was freezing. 
(I think it's a faulty heater though, not because I am here all day 
) LongIslandIrish I forgot she could just get them from K- or the internet!! You guys are cracking me up about yelling at people when they interrupt you. I do that too when people call me and I am on here. I don't even listen to what they are saying. I just say "uh-huh" and "o.k." a lot.
The parakeet is OK, no need to call PETA! LOL. After I filled his water cup I stood by his cage to see how much water he was going to guzzle. I thought it was going to be entertaining. But the little twerp dipped his beak in the water for only a couple seconds and then went on his merry way. He's just trying to act all macho and shit.
Yep, next time I'm using Stoli in the water cup.
Fancy: if Christina is pregnant - good for her! She'll be a better mother than Shitney hands down!
Christina's new CD is out in June - I can't wait!
Long Island Irish 12:52 pm
SPF I do that too. I hate when people call cause I am trying to type and read and all I hear is blah blah blah in my ears!
Highchair, make sure you keep the light on in that tank!
Fancy I think she will be too!
I meant Miz Ro damn I am typing my own name name. My brain is fried.
MizRo 1:07 pm
So true!
Christina has her shit together.
Fancy I think she will be too!
Anon2/Fancy | 04.26.06 - 1:11 pm |
LOL, your other personality is trying to talk to you, don't ignore her.
SPF, don't answer the phone. I never do. I hate phones.
S.P.F.'s high-chair | 04.26.06 - 1:07 pm | #
Anon2/Fancy | 04.26.06 - 1:10 pm | #
My mother-in-law called me at work yesterday while I was on here and I finally dug my cell phone out of my purse and called myself on the other line so that I would have to get off the phone to "answer my other line"
SPF, I try not to show the evil child anything fun on the computer because I don't want to share LOL.
Thank you all! I'm so happy you like my comments!
As for the parakeet pos--at least you've given him some water sweetie, poor little Sean doesn't even get that much!
How do you suppose Sean gets food and water when just maw and paw are around?
I bet that kid wishes he was a parakeet so he could fly away!
Mikki great idea hahahah. I usually just check the caller ID and not answer.
Fancy!! ***laughing like a hyena****
YSW!!?: it would be cool, wouldn't it? A little Chritina in Louboutin shoes and little Minnie Mouse dresses...awwww.
I can't wait for Gwen, I'm sure she'll have a little harajuku baby girl... She'll be all anime and hello kitty and sailor moon and shyt...
She calls me at work because I have caller ID on my home phone & cell and I always "missed her calls" I don't have caller ID at work so I have to answer the phone. It took her a while but she finally figured out that was the only way she could get in touch with me...
Gwen's baby is going to be so cute in all the clothes! oh man, i can not WAIT to see how she dresses it
Prico I am a retard I know. I should get the Tom Cruise bangs for that one.
Gwens baby is gonna be hot!
Meh, we all have blonde moments... don't sweat it.
I can't wait for Gwen's baby! But I'll miss her being pg - she looks so cute!
Does she have kids clothes in her clothing line? If not, she should add them.
I do believe she is starting a kids line
Oh, you KNOW she's gonna release a Lil' L.A.M.B. line... That just begs to be done.
L.A.M.B. line sucks! Please guys...
I wouldn't know, MizRo, lol. All I'm saying is she's more than likely going to release a line of baby wear.
if she does release a baby clothing line it should definately come with a complimentary helmut.....for brit's kids
Aww... that reminds me of a little kid who wore one of those helmets because he kept running head first into walls...
Prico --you serious?
pats, we have two computers!!! hahaha We just look over and say hi and I love you every so often, so it's all good.
Yeah, I was in grade school and we had a group of special kids, and he was one of them.
OMGoodness that is unfortunate --the poor kid
Mikki and anon3/fancy LOL LOL LOL! My mother-in-law yelled at me and told me she was just going to instant message me from now on because that was the only way she could get in touch with me! hahaha she hates it because I never answer the phone. I think she got tired of my excuses. I HATE phones. They are good for emergencies, that's all.
It was funny and horrifying at the same time... He'd throw a tantrum, lie on the floor on his back and start bang! bang! bang! with the back of his head against the pavement.
fancy, sorry about your name! I swear I typed 2 not 3!
pats | Homepage | 04.26.06 - 1:07 pm | #
Damn ingrate parakeet!
What a fucking tool she is!
She's an idiot... another case of child services NOT doing their job.
LOL a helmet for Britney's kids! LMAO!!!!
Actually an entrie body suit might come in handy for thsoe unfortunate children....
Thanks, Stoney! I have been keeping the light on and the temp. seems to be stable, so hopefully she will pull through. She is really cute; I don't want to lose her! I have three dogs, too. I love animals! It's like a refuge here.
Cabeza Butana - I knew a special child in Miami like that too, and they called him cabeza butana!
Imagine my siblings and me staring at this Miami-Cuban 4 year-old hitting his head against a building: we'd never seen anything like that before in NYC.
SPF, LOL.
When my older daughter was two, she got on my computer, accidentally started up Word, and typed this(yes, I saved it):
kx3.lhhf5
ncz
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ngfdz/5222
fsza;
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The owls are not what they seem, LOL.
OK enough babbling from me... getting too off-topic.
I watched a program on TV that had some parents on there who had their nanny arrested for child abuse. They were suspicious because their INFANT had all of these bruises and cuts, was crying all the time and they knew something just wasn't right. They put a hidden videocamera up and had it run all day while they were at work. They showed the video on TV and I sat there and cried in horror as they had the nanny on video slapping and punching this infant, shaking it, picking it up by one arm or upside-down by one leg and screaming at it to shut up. It was the most awful thing I've ever seen. That nanny was tried, convict and is in prison, where she should be. If Brit's nanny was abusive or neglectful, I wouldn't have just fired her, I would have had her arrested. If Brit is irresponsible and neglectful, then I could believe that too, because she just seems so clueless, stupid and self-absorbed. SPF and that "possible" other baby are in danger.
Pats, lol, I save my kids computer stuff too! My little man thinks he's typing a thesis, it's really funny.
Grietje: I saw those too.
But, I really think in this case she fired the nanny in order to "blame" someone else along with "suing" the high chair manufacturer.
Let's face it: Shitney is home most of the time, sleeping till 2:00PM, everyday and she sees the child for extended periods of time on a daily basis.
Let us not forget the driving incidents and so forth.
She is a nitwit and should not be allowed to breed.
Hello? Britney is the GOOD parent! Let's leave the kid with K-Fed all day and see what happens!
See how scary this situation is?
Whatever. K-Fed's kids with Shar didn't get dropped and driven around with a carseat. See? The x factor here is Shitney!
*without a carseat*
True.
Yet didn't Shar kick his loser ass out the house before her kids were Sean's age?
Sorry but I don't know the whole Shar story saga.
I'm not defending Britney here at all--I'm just saying that if she's the GOOD one can you imagine him?
Although you may have a point.
They're both disgraces.
idiot... all of 'em! i feel so sorry for that baby!
"She should fire herself. Stupid dumbass twat."
pats
i LOVE it!!! THANK you!!!! and also--
"When Brit and Kfuck cease to exist due the explosion of the meth lab in the basement, the Pitts can adopt the FederOrphan, and then he can be SPFJ-P."
LA ---> your so so right, and i heard today...shes pregnant again....(sigh) i really think that A) there paying the nanny AND the high chair company...because, you know--- its SO NOT THEIR FAULTS!! whatever, i was reading the new issue of Star, and it said that quote"spf was just 3 months old when he first fell on his head, and britany was awakened by the sound of him screaming......" ok, and WHERE was the nanny? oh right, i forgot to mention this too "2 weeks later, the same thing happened. after that, shitney hired a new nanny"...rrriiiiggghhht....the poor kid ALREADY looks like hes got a defect!!!!!!! shitney and k-fug....GREAT parents...and where were they when he fell the LAST time? in vegas, with shitney drinking vodka and redbull, rubbing her preggo tummy....(again, sigh ).... the kids would be better off with a homeless bum they picked up off the gutter.
"OK, rarely does an infant get a skull fracture without abuse (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt with the highchair thing), and I thought there was a report that he's had several. I THINK the NANNY'S abusive... and if it were you or me that child would not have been released to its parents from the hospital without a full investigation"
scout
pretty much said it all....!
BTW, everyone!! take a guess at HOW much EXACTLY are the federfreaks paying the nanny to say it was HER fault?
Yeah, and the nanny won't ask for spousal support.
sorry, its me again-- check THIS out guys!!!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12137219/
i hope it works, its how the moron is going to sue the high chair company...because it COULDNT have been HER fault...shes just "perfect"....."americas sweetheart" more like america's trashy trollup who cant take care of a doll, let alone an actual BABY, one that GREW INSIDE HER!!!! sheeshh
I'm totally against abortion so I feel she should have the baby but then give it up for adoption---immedatley!!!!
**I will be reading DListed and get mad at customers for interrupting or I will make them hold while I finish writing on the comments.**
You must work for my water company. I'm always on hold forevah waiting for their asses!!!
It took Twitney six days to fire the nanny because she had to find someone who speaks Spanish, first.
Get it together.. Move.. OR..Call in your mom and let her clean house.. Put K-fed in a apartment over garage.. if he must stay.. In FACT Get a smaller house.. Think Green Brit-brit so the waste, hangers-on, lifetime burden of stuff.. is gone.. they will all think you are poor, not downsizing to save the earth.. and flee like ratz..
pats | Homepage | 04.26.06 - 12:37 pm | #
Did you know that they made new episodes they didn't show over here yet? Apparently Saffie's got a kid now. Check it out on BBC's website.
Edina Monsoon is a better mother than Britney, that's really sad.
Bug Spray | 04.26.06 - 5:13 pm
No at a bank. HAHAH
Supernanny would put K-Fug in the longest "time out" ever!!
hell i'm all for the smaller house thing for brit since she doesnt deserve that house, or the baby or the money! she needs to go back to the trailer park where she belongs!
Hi Bean!
Hi Nia!
http://www.accesshollywood.com/n...942/
detail.html
Looks like it is true!
GO YANKEES 
I really don't think it will matter what she does, or says. You will always have something negative everytime. Baby's fall, marriages have problems. OH MY GOODNESS can we think that maybe she is a normal person.
Bug Spray Sweetie,
K-Fed would drive supernanny into the nut house.
The nanny should consider herself lucky. She got tossed away, unscathed! A worse punishment would've been to force her to listen to K-fed's album!
Why not fire the nanny, it's not like she's doing anything at all..
'she' meaning Britney. And if she's preggo again, she may as well stay home for now.
Oh YES! Supernanny for Brit and K-Fed will do it!
(sigh)....and shes preggers AGAIAN....
Long Island Irish i agree with shitney giving the baby up for adoption, not like she would know, let alone care where the baby went.
Poor thing already must be an alkie/vicoden addticed menthol smoker in there, and just ACHING for her to do more damage ----oh man is shitney REALLY like, for real here?? i still feel like were being punk'd!!!!!
She always looks so trashy when she is pregnant.
You know the baby is crying...
I really and truly feel sorry for the poor kid. Sure, he'll have lots of money and stuff when he gets older, but will he even make it to an older age without serious problems and/or brain damage?
Hi Jealous,
I know. Those poor kids. They need to be taken out of there NOW!
By any chance do you know about Shar Jackson who is the mother of Federlines other two kids? Is she another head case too?
Well she must be going with him....
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