Mac Trucks
Tittyfucks.
I'm more concerned with her mouth was made for in these pics
go suck the dirty dong big fake tittie bitch.
Zstar! damnit! you beat me to it...
Walking? 
sausage shaping
the blind.
the breasts were made for popping. and then having to be repaired again and again. and replaced every 5 years when they harden completely.
scaring preschoolers
I thought that was Anna Nicole for a sec.
the new show "how not to get your boobs"
Driving a semi-tractor trailer between?
Target Practice?
MONEY
DuPont.
. . . making fun of.
peanutbutter.
Paris' pussy lips... I swear.. look closely
A "Your Advertisment Here" tagline?
jizzing?
...are made to be used as an example of what grapefruit halves should look like after they are placed face-down on a plate.
using if your plane goes down
jizz collecting
busted up swollen pussy lips with the skin rubbed raw
slip n slide.
She looks like a blow up doll -
puncturing.
no hands banana eating contest
Titty fucking and blowing Jordan's horse while Carmen Electra sticks a few fingers up her ass.
Fucking.
Morticia, I knew I wasn't the only one thinking it..
cum shots.
her boobs were made to make women who want to get breast surgery NOT get it - you can park a fricken bus between those bad boys!
...made for her to bring a friend along for water activities...ya have to have one flotation device per body.
no good reason.
You sluts need to have your own set at the Apollo!
. . .to make me like mine more.
Bill Clinton.
Hamburgers.
off topic: i'm writing up something at work for an individual named - Tang Wei Dong....huh?
Scat!
medical studies on the dangers of too much silicon and plastic in a woman's body.
(WHAT IS UP WITH THAT JAW????)
dropping a hot lunch
cleveland steamers.
Cleveland steamers
storage.
Damn MPCMIKE!!
Tangy Dong?
Morticia, one our student's parent's name is...Shou Mei Wang.
they were made to catch flying dildos from a human cannon...
juggling
sorry, fancy, great minds think alike. 
inviting your friends...
comforting?
To keep SPF from rolling off the bed? Simply place him in between those two funbags!
lifer_refil...maybe it's wrong, but that shit cracks me up!
rubbing your ass on.
someone else.
suffocating Tom Cruise.
smuggling.
to be used as a highway markers to her mouth
I don't know what they were made FOR, but they're clearly made FROM plastic. She looks like she has two subcutaneous silicone grapefruits.
morticia, I was almost tempted to cut off their return address label, take it home, and show it to my friends.
Golden showers
Keeping airheads on the ground?
flotation.
_____being fucking disgusting and a sad attempt to create boners.
Cleveland Steamers and SCAT.
for mass destruction.
cushions for the teabagger
Those breasts were made for gawking.
wardrobe malfunctions
floation devices, if ever drowning, just pop on out and climb aboard and hold on!
anon, you fucker!! I didn't read the posts.
Titty Banging
to be taken seriously as an actress.
distracting the security guard while her friend makes off with the loot
poppin'? They just look like they would be fun to throw darts at.
water landings.
girls with no tits
. . . the Cingular guy/logo. Squint and you can see it.
being a slut
porno flicks.
hammering
for buffalos?
to piss jordan off.
got milk???
cement support
reverse cowgirl
Braille readers.
target practice
Abe Froman | 04.27.06 - 2:02 pm | #
I see it, Sausage King!
a hot lunch in the grand canyon
Braille readers.
LA | Homepage | 04.27.06 - 2:03 pm | #
You sluts need to have your own set at the Apollo!
Michael K | Homepage | 04.27.06 - 1:53 pm
Um.................bouncing my feet off of?
The Bronco
beach volleyball??
Morticia, 1:53p.m., can't wei dongs have fun on d-listed, too? 
taking to McDonalds
Oooo, madlibs are fun!
Victoria Silvstedt's breasts were made for... radio tuning.
curb feelers.
Matthew McConague to beat on
slapping with fried chicken
cum catching
bowling, bumper lane style
birthday bounce houses
speed bags.
Brown Neckties
hanging a clothesline
To make women in ethopia happy to have flapjacks
come to Papa Joe, baby. 
Morticia, 1:53p.m., can't wei dongs have fun on d-listed, too?
Tang Wei Dong | 04.27.06 - 2:05 pm |
sure! it's all good! it's just that you have Tang and Dong in your name. i can't help but giggle like an adolescent
Showing off a pearl necklace
mountain climbing.
a spit shine
to fight terrorism
I met her once, She's beautiful when she's not making those slutty faces in pictures. She was very nice too.
to be commented on
VolleyBall
yodeling in the gulley.
mpcmike--"yodeling in the gulley" is hilarious even without this picture
"yodeling in the gulley"--The autobiography of Jewel
Preventing levee breaches in New Orleans.
bumper cars
making running up and down stairs more interesting
Throwing darts at at the carnival to win some cheezy prize
a banana down Broadway
a hooters uniform.
slathering with p-nut butter and sprinkles
- less than $50. Those babies look cheap and nasty!
Smooches No Anjl!
. . . gay Kryptonite?
Those tits were made for fucking, so that's just what I'll do. But one of these days those tits are gonna turn into leaky doo.
I know. I rawk.
holding your sand wedge
the Wal-Mart Wanker
feeding hungry children in third world countries.
airbag protection
Me - LOVE your avatar!
dune-buggying
Rabies, usually that takes on an entirely different meaning, but it just seems appropriate in this case.
loving you, baby
juggling
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.27.06 - 1:56 pm | #
OMG, I was going to type that. We are reading each other's minds today.
Working the Saturday night shift at Scores.
Me | Homepage | 04.27.06 - 2:13 pm | #
cheap horror flicks
milking
for slapping a ho
cum guzzling
Loozer - are you channeling my unmotivated slackass no work brain today?! or am i channeling yours?!
challenging designers.
for holding your bong
extra-strength double-sided tape.
for holding your bong
KeLL aka E.Z Lay | 04.27.06 - 2:18 pm | #
"Could you hold this for me while I refill the bowl?"
floating down the street at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
a slutty bitch with low self esteem and loose pussy
for holding your bong
KeLL aka E.Z Lay
don't spill the bong water!
sliding the slick one eyes monster up and down
they're made for- tim! to comment on. where is that bitch?
donkey punching
they're made for- tim! to comment on. where is that bitch?
traitor is probably working!
5000 Dollars
Morticia, I giggle at my name sometimes too! Fun times
balloon smuggling
donkey punching
Anonymous | 04.27.06 - 2:23 pm |
of course!!
Hey! Tom is trying to abduct me! hehhe
balloon juice
Damn, this thread is on fire!
smuggling small children and midgets!
astroglide
...a two-ton dump of my shit, which I will use as lube when my massive black cock tittyfucks her.
whoring it up!
Indian burn
someone should stick a fat, blistered up dick in her mouth.
Tom's cum rag
the sticky pages of the playboy under your bed.
...The Lord.
Charlie Sheen
us to have something to comment on.
Victoria Silvstedt's breasts were made for...
ROTTING FROM CANCER.
Charlie Sheen
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata
slapping with a dead fish
jenny mccarthy
"...me to poop on!"
hef's birthday?
"...pearl drop target practice."
cruise ship life boats
Victoria Silvstedt's breasts were made for...
a detraction from her ugly face??
kick ball
a 'bond' villian.
"...me to poop on!"
tim | 04.27.06 - 2:29 pm | #
OH JESUSS!!! Snot just shot out of my nose Tim!
a fembot.
giving kimberly stewart competition in the fugly blondes with fake tatas department.
Tim, it would then be a log ride
dirty pillow cases
a prosthetic ass.
...rubbing my dick up in and cumming on her god damn face.
beating away home intruders
i mean beating off home intruders
Victoria Silvstedt's tits were made to be dropped on Iran.
the log flume
one big-ass tattoo.
sparky.riovista | 04.27.06 - 2:31 pm | #
love the avie!!!!
Damn it I hate having to pop in and out. It's to busy today and i've already told my boss to go fuck himself....you people think I'm kidding....trust me long story and he knew he deserved it cause he said sorry but anyway everybody is funny as hell today.
tossed salad bowls
*no comment*
Just an observation......why would anyone want to butcher themselves like that? She looks ridiculous.
dr. 90210's new boat.
Crushing!
missing my soldier | 04.27.06 - 2:34 pm | #
off topic, but i love your avatar too.
a prosthetic ass.
mpcmike | 04.27.06 - 2:32 pm | #
on fiyuh today!
FirstClass
don't those bitches know they're fucking with dlisted time?! shit!
a slutty halter top three sizes too small...
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 04.27.06 - 2:34 pm | #
Tell him he reeks of vadge!!
deflecting radar?
patty-cake
GM Yukon's for air-bags.
feeding small world countrys
..made for a man but large enough for a woman
titty twisters
patty-cake
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.27.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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Morticia, you bitch! (snorting Perrier through your nose hurts!)...
I'm not gonna read through all the comments but I am assuming lots of negative comments about fake boobs. Am I right? Trust me, not all of them look like that. It amazes me how all these celebrities with money manage to get the worst boob jobs EVER. Dumb bitches.
Rich old men to die between...
chin resting
not for nursing, that's for damn sho'!
purple nurples
holding your cheetos
a beer cozy
Bean - glad I could be of assistance
LBFF - i agree - with all that money one would think they could get some decent fuckin work done. i think though, that moderation and proportion (which is really the only way they look good)was not on the forefront of this ho's mind
creating a diversion
fishing rod holders
$3.50 (tree fitty)
Awww. I'm sure yours are totally natural-looking foo bunny!
Hi LBFF! Love your grav (it's gonna give me nightmares!!) You're right about the celebrity boobs, my friend had fake ones put in, and they are FABULOUS...Just goes to show you Hweird bitches have sh*t for brains!
LBFF hot bitch!
Shondi - who is your av if you please?
a bukkake festival
hypnotherapy
for making daya some money, bitch needs to pay the pimp
lack of brains
Satan
scaring small children
tickling
winning an Oscar for Monster's Ball
the Daily Double
Condiment Product Placement...
a double mint gum commercial
for dlisting
to stick a needle in and laughing at while silcone oozes out
Mariah Carey, but she changed her mind and went for the bigger model.
Hi Stoney, Bean, Morticia and NoAnjl!
Well mine don't look totally natural of course but they don't look like over-inflated rocks either. I also don't have that big huge space in between them that most of these celeb whores seem to have. I mean, you could drive a monster truck through most of them! Peter Geldner, M.D. did mine. He is quoted a lot in US Magazine and Life & Style about whether or not certain celebs have had work done. They use him as a plastic surgery expert. If I can go to him so can these Hollywood Hookers that's for sure. Idiots.
pearl necklaces
Damn Prico! Did you have an eight-ball for breakfast?
Just came back from lunch. LOL
The kids ate all the damn ritalin, so I'm flying below the radar.
storage.
mpcmike | 04.27.06 - 1:55 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
resting a nice hard cock....
Rockclimbing
weapons of mass destruction
so "hot lunch at the Grand Canyon" and "a banana down Broadway" are the top two contenders in my opinion.
feeding a new race of muntant sciencetology babbies.
"Holding beer bottles."
sunny: bitch, I'm cumming.
titty fucking and cum slides? but I guess thats the obvious answer
surviving in the desert
Daya! there you are!!
hey, hasn't anyone noticed in the first pic how fucked up her neck and face look. It looks like somebody seriously chopped out 5 lbs of neck there and tucked it back in....RIGHT?
and her tits are fucking gross
I've been busy all day, fuck. I hate month-end.
SHONDI! Representin H-TOWN!
Respect the Zindler.
Awesome.
For crushing cans.
for Halloween decorations
very cheap.
How did she think that was attractive.
they are for fucking fred durst.
Side Impacts!
for winning staring contests
for Halloween decorations
KeLL aka E.Z Lay | 04.27.06 - 3:08 pm | #
The ONLY funny comment.
...a black man's cock.
secede78704 | 04.27.06 - 3:05 pm | #
Hell yeah! Slime in the Ice Machine, bitch!
.... building a cute little model train set around, with an alpine village theme. You know, pine trees, tunnels, little chalets...
Getting a load of my man juice
$25,000
Bird: you slut!
NoAnjl...I'm not ignoring you..just got lost in the threads! My avvie is Marvin Zindler, a living legend in Houston!
parking cars
Fucking with Ron Jeremy's dick
Shondi - Eye Witness News
Shondi | 04.27.06 - 3:30 pm | #
Well it' about time. I was gonna snap you with Tom's shirt! TY! What does he do?
foot long sausages
for playing ring toss
grand canyon tours
fucking
Holding a year's supply of lipgloss in one - and lube in the other. Squeeze either one, and either lipgloss or lube dispenses from the nipple.
Oh, wait, one word? That's no fun!
________ back up storage devices in case the world suddenly ran out of botox for her lips after she's deflated them from sucking too many dicks?
PAB..
Personal Air Bags.
$3,500 and bottle of Maddog 20/20.
Basketball!
Did somebody say that already? (Too lazy to scroll.)
Her tits are so far apart..
You need the " plump when you cook 'em " kind.
I love fake tits that are done well!!!
If you're going ot spend that much money for somthng like that you damn well better give them praise!!!
NoAnjl | 04.27.06 - 3:37 pm | #
He gives undercover restaurant reports on the local news so you know which places failed health inspection and shit...his catchprase is "Slime in the ice Machine" witch he yells at the top of his old ass lungs. An example:
"Taqueria Arandas at the corner of I-45 and FM 1960 was reported to have mouse droppings, food stored at improper temperatues and SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE"
A must watch on Friday evenings!
*which...god,I'm a moron
Looks like her ass is in the wrong place......
I've been looking for something to hold my book while I do my make up, is she for hire?
Off Topic Rant:
My co-worker can go fuck himself!! I mean really jam it up his ass good!!!!
Is it my fault that your friends have 78k+ jobs and you don't come close? But because you have no self respect or sense you still spend as much money as they do.
What does this do put you THOUSANDS of fucking dollars in debt!!! Is it my fault that you paid for a trip to Sand Dog as you so lamely fucking called it but could only bring 100 dollars to the most expensive fucking state in the damn country??? Then had to borrow the money off your roommate and then borrow MORE money off your other fucking roommate?
You had 2 months to save for this fucking trip!! But instead of cutting out your 200+ dollar bar trips on the weekends (becasue god forbid you show the people you hang with that you don't make what they do) You spent and spent
And LAMELY brought up some 50 bucks I owed you from LAST FUCKING YEAR!!!!
And ripped on me for spending 180 on my hair.
Well I hope the 50 I threw in your face will get you out of the 1700+ dollar hole you put your self into
Fucking Putz
for spying on terrorists? imagine holding her two breasts and looking through her eyes to find stuff, like a device!!
Shondi | 04.27.06 - 3:48 pm | #
Thanks!! He sounds like a cool cat!
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 04.27.06 - 3:56 pm | #
Jerk Off wannabe!! Leave my First Class alone dickbreath!
I hear a whoopee cushion!
p.s. I hope you feel better and your hair looks fucking AWESOME!
LOL Oh the fucking hair is rockin!!!
NO I told him as I really did throw the money in his face. Yeah this 50 dollars will REALLY help you out of the 1700 dollar debt you put yourself in Fuck Face.
ANd next time you want to find someone to be your out let of frustration I suggest you go with someone less crazy.
Damn I used to be such a good little catholic school girl.
good girls don't have fun. fuck em'!
water balloons
Zindler has another claim to fame - he was the reporter who did the undercover (ahem) work at the La Grange Chicken Ranch (as in Best Little Whorehouse in TX) and got it closed down.
He also took a beat-down from LaGrange's sheriff for it.
http://www.tsha.utexas.edu/handb...es/CC/
ysc1.html
big cranks to slide between
OMG! He should TOTALLY be a Hot Slut of the Day!!
Thanks for that link secede! I remember my mom telling me about that! Oh, and he would be the PERFECT hot slut!!
a landing dock for my cum
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 04.27.06 - 3:56 pm | #
FirstClass - Is Sand Dog supposed to mean San Diego?
I guess she got the Tori Spelling model of fake boobs.
Yep LA
Look at my horrible boob job peeps!!!
Dune buggies? Desert cars? 4-wheelin'?
to trap the Israelites fleeing Egypt.
to trap the Israelites fleeing Egypt.
Oh FirstClass!! You my American Idol!! Do ya want me to come up there and beat his ass!!??
Smashing aluminum cans to cash in at the local recycler
titty f*ck... seriously that is not attractive!
...serving penis feta at a party
cracking wanluts.
Popping...Does anyone have a pin?
Ear Muffs?
You go FirstClass aka Candy Coxx! People like that bug the crap out of me. Never be a wannabe, a victim or a whiner! Stand up! Stand tall!
$12,000.
no seriously...$59.95 with coupon.
Implants, apparently
cracking nuts.
(My mind was thinking walnuts etc. but I'm sure some minds are elsewhere)
Flotation devices. Every airplane should have them!
On the left you see lions, on the right you see monkeys..Ladies and gentlemen next stop Hooterville. The first one to squeeze through the "alley" gets a squirt in the eye.
..they're like a parking garage for my dick.
They were made to kill everyone's libido.
She is a MAN, baby!
No, seriously, she looked nothing like that before she went all Playboy with the hair extensions, trout lips and gigantic boobs. She is MONSTEROUS in real life, bigger than most guys.
Pre-boob job she looked like this:
http://galleries.juicybucks.com/...t/1/pics/
18.jpg
...prickling with a pin. Those things are so bloatingly fake and needs to be deflated.
oh, thought it said her tits were made from _____
...different zip codes.
made for a punching bag
napping in between.
storing canned goods
About $30,000
Keeping covered.
Geraldo Rivera to hang his moustache on.
WHITE WATER RAPIDS
It's really where Tom Cruise stores his sanity.
skiing, hang-gliding, mountain climbing, the list goes on and on....
Xenu.
shelters for small woodland creatures
Napkins
titfucking and cumming on!
bookends.
way late in the game. ah well.
Honking
Goodyear.
Opening beer cans.
Evel Kneivel to jump across in his stunt rocket
popcorn tossing during half-time
Breaking down doors
About 40 bucks
decoration
Something for us to talk about on blogs
for a really thirsty baby
bicycle parking
$28,163.24 plus all applicable taxes.
the 7th fleet
For show.
& porn.
were made for....free?
Dough Kneading
Industrial Flotation?
saving your life if you are drowning!
Long John Silvers
protection against harmful uv rays from the sun......
Cup-holding
frying pans
nursing?
one word....yeccchhh.
Mattel
about $9.99
floatation devices
extra set of airbags for cars
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