She gets better daily innit.
Yay! how old is she now? 90?
See I knew she was just in her room dlisting and telling people she was dying so they would leave her alone.
Yay!! I just watched National Velvet the other night...she is great!
what is she like, 200?
She's "almost" died like 100 times now, you know, every time she needs some publicity.
Her perfumes are stinky! My Nana loves them, though!
Don't know why he's "exasperated" when he probably started the rumors himself for the publicity.
what is she like, 200?
spin sycle | 04.28.06 - 11:41 am
207 to be exact, Spin!! 
Oh, thank god...!
"...Gladiator!"
Her eyes aren't so violet any more...
Hahaha! "very busy life, with her successful perfume and jewelry lines"- they make it sound like she is mixing the fucking oils and stringing the plastic beads herself.
falsetitty?
I will be able to sleep tonight, thanks.
Good for her, if she died, Liza and Michael would be lonely
of course she's dying! she's going to drop dead any minute. that's what happens when you're old as dirt. but i love ya Liz!
Yeah, and Lou Rawls said he wasn't dying a few months back. My ass! She has congestive heart failure. You don't get better from that.
Her perfumes are intended for older women, Shondi... I sneeze at every scent!
She was the original husban stealer! Debbie Reynolds was the original Maniston..
HAPPY PENIS FRIDAY HOT BITCHES!!! 
I'm sure when she farts, they smell like White Diamonds perfume
Dont worry folks. Just an attention whore reminding us she is still around
MizRo | 04.28.06 - 11:45 am | #
I know, they are always a surefire gift for the granny set!
Anonymous was me - is my penis up?
I love thinking that she's sitting in her bed propped up by hundreds of satin pillows, laughing hysterially while she reads Dlisted. I love it.
Anonymous was me - is my penis up?
NoAnjl | 04.28.06 - 11:49 am |
WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT????
Yes, NoAnjl!! Hi love - where've you been?
Hellbitch: with her little white Maltese and a box of bonbons next to her!
penis up!
JAY - how is lil' ooks? Sorry, I don't have time to go through each thread - I am so, so, so busy. I will check back.
Have a great day guys!!
i love her...crazy and talented!
i need one
Fancy, who is your grav?
saw posts after me - HAHAHAHA you guys!!!!
She looks like the crazy old lady that puts on a robe and her wig to get the mail. Go back in the house with your cats.
Anon 11:52 was me BTW
She looks like the crazy old lady that puts on a robe and her wig to get the mail. Go back in the house with your cats.
AdamAnt | 04.28.06 - 11:53 am |
i love those women!
Oh my god, I usually don't like to promote other blogs, but you guys HAVE to look at this tramp!!!
http://www.justjared.com/gossip/...lipup/
index.php
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
Its Wentworth Miller
NoAnjl I like your penis!!
she's crispy
I'm sure when she farts, they smell like White Diamonds perfume
KeLL, Tyrone's hooker..
I am soooo gonna get busted today for laughing so hard!!
http://www.pondracket.com learn something
OMG PRico!!!!!
that bitch is TOAST!!
OMG Prico - and her pinks don't match!
I dont like the pic though so I changed to to Jake
Shondi,
That is absolutely my favorite grav! I laugh at it everytime I see it. Kudos!
AA
sunny - she's melba toast
I swear, she's gonna get brain cancer from all the tanning.
Baked potato is right!!
I swear, she's gonna get brain cancer from all the tanning.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow
wouldn't she have to have a brain first?
Tabatha
MMMmmmmmmmm melba toast!
Thanks AdamAnt!
Oh, remember when Kramer put butter on himself and went up to the roof? That's what Paris looks like.
Morticia, one lives next door to me. *SHUDDER*
AA
Ok, another promo for JustJared... I hadn't seen these pictures, but Pitt's got DaVinci hair syndrome... he looks stupider than with the mohawk.
http://www.justjared.com/gossip/...ailer/
index.php
Pitt is such a dork!
she's SIZZZLEN"!
someone grab the bacon!
i used crisco once in high school - very BAD idea...
Ewww, I will never eat blackened tuna again after seeing those Paris pictures! *gags*
I used to use baby oil then go lay out on the trampoline!
Me too Shondi!!
we put sprinkler under trampoline and dishwashing soap on tramp and jump away.. omg.. was sooooo fun
Paris reminds me of the old lady in "Something About Mary"
Shondi, my mother-in-law used to live in South Florida and use baby oil and iodine to tan. Apparently it was all the rage there in the 60s and 70s. Her facialist told her she has so much skin damage and both her parents have had skin cancer.
We would shoot bottle rockets off of the trampoline. It was fun until we set the yard on fire.
Grietje: we did that as teenagers in NYC, back in the mid-70's.
Good lord, baby oil??? People! Use oil with SPF, please! Hopefully 30 or above if you're spending more than 2 days at the beach.
And moisturize!!!!!
We used to jump off the roof onto the trampoline...stupid kids!
Prico, the baby oil days were when I was a teenager and thought I was invincible...I now only use baby oil in bedroom situations!
There either, Shondi! Baby oil is slightly abrasive. Use massage oil.
Taking notes, Prico!
No more tanning for me - period!
FCD: good morning, my pet!!!
We would shoot bottle rockets off of the trampoline. It was fun until we set the yard on fire.
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 12:05 pm |
We used to get really wasted and shoot them at people's houses at 2am. Never set a fire, fortunately!
NoAnjl I like your penis!!
Shondi | 04.28.06 - 11:55 am | #
What's mine is yours honey!!
I hate when I can't play. Someone tell me how JAY's pup is if they know, please.
We used to get those laser point thingys and shine them into people's windows at night...fun!!!
Prico-Two Letters: KY. Water soluble is the way to go!
NoAnjil he is fine jsut has an infection. Jay is changing vets.
Astroglide is good too.
Why is it when ever i walk in to a thread with NoAnjil the term astro glide or penis is being thrown around???
anon2 - that's great it's nothing major!**phew** Thank God and thank you my love!!!
waaaaaa I wish I could stay. waaaaaa
ttyl
FirstClass - LMFAO!!! that's right baby!
GLAAAADIATOOOOR!!!!
Ugh, I hate K-Y... Elbow grease gel all the way. For me, at least.
Dick Guttman! Isn't he a porn star from the seventies?
Lit a neighbors tree with a flare gun a few years back on New Years eve. It was the Goldslchlagers fault!
Oopps....
that Golden Globes moment was quite possibly one of the best things i have ever experienced.
I bet even death is afraid of her.
Am I the only one here who worships this woman? The original Hollywood Bitch, husband stealer, and tabloid train wreck all in one person.
There's no one as gorgeous as Liz!
Fuck. She'll be the only one left out of all of us! Her and the cockroaches.
Bitch ain't goin nowheres!
Liz has 9 lives like the cats she luvs!
Well she was on TV today looking like deaths door , so I dunno.
Just wait & see, get well Liz we love Ya!
I know weve almost lost her like a hundred times or more, so we'll see.
She's only dyeing then.
He forgot to add ... She is spending most of her time with her Closest Friend ... JACK DANIELS.
When did she fuck up at The Golden Globes?
HOPE SHE KICKS THE BUCKET SOON, SHE IS TAKING OUR OXYGEN.
ok, I was getting all sad and shit and now it turned out to be another "Liz is dying" false alarm. When she does croke no one's going to believe it...just kidding, hope she's healthy and doing well, she's one of the few living legends we have...next to Janice Dickinson of course.
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