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JAYSAM |
04.28.06 - 12:29 pm | #
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nothing says love like a desert picnic
Tabatha |
04.28.06 - 12:30 pm | #
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I know these 2 wont last but that kid is gonna be gorgeous!
JAYSAM |
04.28.06 - 12:30 pm | #
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Looks like a huge sandbox to me.
pats |
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04.28.06 - 12:30 pm | #
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holy fuck MK you are so freakin funny. i love those slogans!
maria carrey |
04.28.06 - 12:30 pm | #
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Namibia: The Only Place You Can Truly Get Away From Jennifer Aniston!
I think my love of Angelina is getting out of hand - love her, love this couple (by association)
jenner |
04.28.06 - 12:30 pm | #
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Zahara is too cute!
Hmmm... maybe I'll go there next year! Bwahahahahaha!
MizRo |
04.28.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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no fighter jets or smoke in background? what up?
Tabatha |
04.28.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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I really hate Brad Pitt.
Kats |
04.28.06 - 12:32 pm | #
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That's nice of Angelina to let her manservant be in the pic
Shondi |
04.28.06 - 12:34 pm | #
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Great MK now the freaks are gonna come out again....
sunny |
04.28.06 - 12:34 pm | #
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Team Maddox!
jennifer |
04.28.06 - 12:36 pm | #
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I think these two are quite boring lately, but I kind of feel bad that the government would be capitalizing on the fact that they want to ESCAPE everyone.
saram23 |
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04.28.06 - 12:37 pm | #
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well, maybe if we sell enough "Team Face Cancer" and "Forget Cosmos, Drink Diarrhea" shirts we could all go on vacation
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 12:37 pm | #
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don't forget STFO shirts....
Tabatha |
04.28.06 - 12:38 pm | #
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Yeah let me spends thousands of dollars to got to Nambia so i can see the blessed birthplace of baby Jolie-Pitt.
Shit I dont think so bitches!
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 12:38 pm | #
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where's Maddox? buried in the sand?
Tabatha |
04.28.06 - 12:39 pm | #
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Great idea,Jay! We need a t shirt line!
Shondi |
04.28.06 - 12:39 pm | #
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oh and I know "Suck Me Afro Clam" would be a big seller
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 12:40 pm | #
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Put celebs pics on the shirt with the caption
TO THE CROCK PIT!
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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Fuck Kitson, I'll fly solo on this venture if I have to
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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And Pitt-Jolie will stael your sole!
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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*steal
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 12:42 pm | #
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God i love those kids. The most well dressed cutiest kids EVER!!!!
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
04.28.06 - 12:42 pm | #
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WHERE IS MADDOX?????
MAD! WHERE ARE YOU!
Penis Sophia |
04.28.06 - 12:43 pm | #
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"God I'm feeling Dlisted today?"
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 12:43 pm | #
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DLightfully DListed! Dlish!
Tabatha |
04.28.06 - 12:44 pm | #
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Put celebs pics on the shirt with the caption
TO THE CROCK PIT!
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 12:41 pm |
:lol 
jennifer |
04.28.06 - 12:44 pm | #
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Join the fatfuck mafia!
Damn they are all cute together.
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 12:45 pm | #
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God even when they play in dirt they are beutiful people.
God must be weeping at thier beauty.
I hate them.....
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
04.28.06 - 12:45 pm | #
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How do you say... DLovely? DLectable? DListed?
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow |
04.28.06 - 12:46 pm | #
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ZAHARA is GOOOOOOOOORRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEEEOOOOOUUS!! 
sunny |
04.28.06 - 12:46 pm | #
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Anon2/FANCY what's the fatfuck mafia?
sunny |
04.28.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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I still think it looks like Zahara is reading their palms.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow |
04.28.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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my fingers cannot type today.
we also need shirts that say:
Your Breath Smells Like Vadge
and
Twat It All Up
jennifer |
04.28.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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I like that kids hat...I assume she needs protection from the scorching sun. Playing in a hot arrid desert has got to wreck havoc on her skin.
Kats |
04.28.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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Don't forget, "I would hit it"
Jessucka |
04.28.06 - 12:48 pm | #
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"Namibia: The Only Place You Can Truly Get Away From Jennifer Aniston!"
Heh!
Just Jules |
04.28.06 - 12:48 pm | #
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sunny | 04.28.06 - 12:47 pm | #
Morticia and I had a run in with a nasty poster the other day and they called us the fatfuck mafia
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 12:49 pm | #
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The fatfuck mafia is all of us so called fatasses here who come and type at dlisted or so we have been called haha! The same person who said to drink diareah. LOL.
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 12:49 pm | #
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and told us to go drink diarrhea
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 12:49 pm | #
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I'd go for a starbucks poopie shake...
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow |
04.28.06 - 12:50 pm | #
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JAY aka Spanky catchy QUITE catchy! I like it- was that supposed to be an insult?
sunny |
04.28.06 - 12:50 pm | #
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LOL I remeber that Jay.
God that was great. You know it's bad when you guys reduce a poster to calling all of us the fat fuck mafia after presenting them with a well spoken argument 
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
04.28.06 - 12:50 pm | #
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DRink Diarrhea??!! LMFAO!!
I love it when people post an insult about us regulars--when they know they're eatin' all this shit up and can't get enough!
it especially makes me laugh when they insult MK--umm losers if you hate MK so much then why are you here?
Obviously they're addicted and can't tear themselves away!BWAHAHAHAHAAaaaa!
sunny |
04.28.06 - 12:54 pm | #
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Why isn't anyone concerned where sweet sweet Maddox is?
Penis Sophia |
04.28.06 - 12:54 pm | #
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they suggested diarrhea was better than what my mother was making me for dinner
kids, i tell you
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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He wasn't ethnic enough for the photo shoot, Penis Sophia.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow |
04.28.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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Penis he is in some of the other pics I saw. He was by himself. He should prob. get used to it cause once the baby comes he will be 3rd.
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 12:56 pm | #
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Heh Heh, you're right. He's so last year.
I love Maddox. I wish I was like 15 years younger and Thai so they could adopt me too.
Penis Sophia |
04.28.06 - 12:59 pm | #
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Mom and Dad have sunglasses, why doesn't the baby??!?!?!?!?! They DO make em for babies and kids you know.
OneVooDooVixen |
04.28.06 - 12:59 pm | #
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I hope that the pressure of these kids to be cute will abate. Because you know that Maddox is going to be vetically challenged (which is not bad) Zahara is a beautiful baby yet her eyes ARE bugged - cute on baby..adult not so much and finally the one yet to be seen--i hope for his/her sanity that they are GORGEOUS
Anonymous |
04.28.06 - 1:00 pm | #
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He wasn't ethnic enough for the photo shoot, Penis Sophia.
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 04.28.06 - 12:55 pm | #

jenner |
04.28.06 - 1:02 pm | #
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MK,
Still love these bitches! Zahara has a pout and lips, just like her mommy.
GO YANKEES 
OakRaiderfan |
04.28.06 - 1:02 pm | #
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Loved Angelina on The Today show yesterday, She's so cute.
This photoshoot has a calming & soothing air about it. I'm sure Namibia will be the new hot spot for the "fashion" set to set up shoots there.
Great photos.
bourgie |
04.28.06 - 1:03 pm | #
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I wonder if they still fuck even though she's ready to pop
Penis Sophia |
04.28.06 - 1:04 pm | #
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nope, probably just blow jobs... for her... 
Tabatha |
04.28.06 - 1:05 pm | #
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Penis Sophia, 1:04pm, They will continue to do so, until her water breaks.
Brad is staring at her tits! You know that Brad loves him, some good pregnancy sex.
GO YANKEES 
OakRaiderfan |
04.28.06 - 1:07 pm | #
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I still think this "family" should have waited to have a kid...
pageantgal/Ifuckedfreddurst |
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04.28.06 - 1:09 pm | #
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Maddox is too chill to participate in such a blatant publicity stunt.
Denise |
04.28.06 - 1:09 pm | #
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oh and I know "Suck Me Afro Clam" would be a big seller
JAY aka Spanky | 04.28.06 - 12:40 pm | #
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WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!?!?!? I want a shirt that says that!??!?!?!?!
OneVooDooVixen |
04.28.06 - 1:11 pm | #
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Her boobs must be fuckin F cups.
I bet Brad is patting himself on the back for ditching A-cup Chinny
Penis Sophia |
04.28.06 - 1:13 pm | #
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You know, they don't want pics taken of them, yet they keep doing these spreads in mags that make them look like a family. Do you think that someone may have an image problem?
GothamGal |
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04.28.06 - 1:19 pm | #
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Namibia: Pepper Spraying Paparazzi Since 2006.
I'm worried about this kid. Both its parents are lovely looking, but what if it comes out with his jaw and her forehead? What's the Namibian for Giant-Headed Baby?
Anonymous |
04.28.06 - 1:20 pm | #
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I can't wait till these two get divorced. Thats gonna be hot
Penis Sophia |
04.28.06 - 1:21 pm | #
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OneVooDooVixen | 04.28.06 - 1:11 pm | #
Step right up! Buy One, Get One Free
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 1:21 pm | #
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It's like looking at a movie still. These 2 people are perfect looking. And did anyone else notice her boob here? *drool*
Geneiveve |
04.28.06 - 1:22 pm | #
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What's Namibian for Giant-Headed Baby?
Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 1:20 pm |
Zahara. Oops, sorry...
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow |
04.28.06 - 1:23 pm | #
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Prico you bitch
Baby Z is Ethiopian. GOSH!
Penis Sophia |
04.28.06 - 1:30 pm | #
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next she'll have brad wearing a loin cloth and riding an elephant.
mpcmike |
04.28.06 - 1:30 pm | #
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Can I be a member of the fatfuckmafia?
GO YANKEES
GO RAIDERS! NFL DRAFT IS TOMORROW. 
OakRaiderfan |
04.28.06 - 1:34 pm | #
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folks, maddox was at the photo shoot...he's just not in one of the pics posted here; but no denying, they took more of zahara, trying to play up the whole african thing and all...
anonymous |
04.28.06 - 1:39 pm | #
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i wonder if they'll put a planet hollywood there
papa joe's coke binge |
04.28.06 - 1:41 pm | #
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Who the fuck wants to go to Namibia? They don't even have food over there and I need a big mac and a decent toilet to trow up in.
Youri |
04.28.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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Zahara looks like the child Brad would have had with Robin Givens if Mike Tyson hadn't scared the little bitch to death (the bitch being Brad).
Billy Bob |
04.28.06 - 1:46 pm | #
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I met Robin Givens! Very Sweet and very small 
pageantgal/Ifuckedfreddurst |
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04.28.06 - 1:58 pm | #
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Billy Bob | 04.28.06 - 1:46 pm | #
Mike Tyson would scare anybody to death I think they were in it just to fuck though.
I think them being there will probably boost tourism. I had no clue that Namibia had nice infrastructure and isn't as poor as the rest of Africa, so if I'm going to South Africa, I might plan to extend my trip to Namibia as well since they're border countries, and now I know a little more about it.
MK, your ads are funny though.
gucci girl |
04.28.06 - 2:16 pm | #
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Ethiopians usually have those type of eyes. They are huge and bug like. My good friend is ethiopian, it's very cute.
Beauty |
04.28.06 - 2:23 pm | #
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Aww, I'm so happy that you
Titty Titty Bang Bang |
04.28.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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Sorry brain fart
Titty Titty Bang Bang |
04.28.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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Zahara is the cutest little thing - I zeriously want to hold this child and I am not maternal in the least!
MizRo |
04.28.06 - 2:27 pm | #
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She is so cute--I just want to pinch her cheeks. I love babies at this age.
Titty Titty Bang Bang |
04.28.06 - 2:30 pm | #
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where is maddox? baby zahara has stolen the spotlight from him.
lordoftheorcs |
04.28.06 - 2:33 pm | #
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The fatfuck mafia is all of us so called fatasses here who come and type at dlisted or so we have been called haha! The same person who said to drink diareah. LOL.
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 12:49 pm
and told us to go drink diarrhea
JAY aka Spanky | 04.28.06 - 12:49 pm | #
Apparently, I made a lasting impression on you. How pitiful you can't come up with pithy and witty phrases on your own.
LOL I remeber that Jay.
God that was great. You know it's bad when you guys reduce a poster to calling all of us the fat fuck mafia after presenting them with a well spoken argument
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 04.28.06 - 12:50 pm
And pray tell just what was your well spoken argument? All I said is that people have abortions to end pregnancies. The pro-life fatfucks got on my case. Remember sweeties, not all regular dlisters are part fatfuck mafia, only the hypocritical, pseudo-moral ones living in lala land.
Anonymous |
04.28.06 - 2:35 pm | #
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Oh, good, my friend is back. I knew today would be good.
Ok, twat licker, whatcha got for me today?
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 2:39 pm | #
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sad little man or sad little woman
kitkatwoman |
04.28.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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You are just what we needed. HAHAHAH!
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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"The pro-life fatfucks got on my case"
Since you can read so well, let's review: all Morticia said was we were "Pro-responsibility"
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 2:42 pm | #
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Twat licker, eh? Isn't that what call your daddy?
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04.28.06 - 2:42 pm | #
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Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 2:35 pm |
ah yes, i remember you. you did not "just say" that people end abortions to end pregnancies...which is a redundant statement anyway. you said that Brit should just have an abortion b/c she is not ... Moral Molly was it? There were some who disagreed with your apparent flippant use of abortion and you instantly went on the defensive and started pointing fingers calling those who disagreed with your ridiculous statement right-wing pro-life fat fucks. interesting how b/c you think someone is pro-life they are instantly a fatfuck. intelligent. very compelling argument.
you are a sad little person with a sad little mind. crawl back into your hole.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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04.28.06 - 2:43 pm | #
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PRO LIFE here who HAS kids, dont like it then suck my crusty hemmoroid 
kitkatwoman |
04.28.06 - 2:43 pm | #
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waiting for the pot calling the kettle black comment now......
kitkatwoman |
04.28.06 - 2:44 pm | #
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PRO CHOICE with kids dammit
I swear my typos will be the END of me
kitkatwoman |
04.28.06 - 2:44 pm | #
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She never said pro-responsiblity. Not once. Not everyone is responsible enough to prevent pregnancy. All I'm saying is that if the parents are extremely incompetent and the child will be unwanted, abused or neglected, then those type of people should consider abortion. I'd rather see a terminated pregnancy than a dead or seriously injured child.
Anonymous |
04.28.06 - 2:44 pm | #
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WTF are you bringing up abortion on a fucking gossip blog for anyway. Go to a pro choice blog if you want a bunch of bitches to agree with you and pat you on the back.
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 2:45 pm | #
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Pray Tell - ??? Wtf??
~ohmy~ |
04.28.06 - 2:45 pm | #
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anyone watch the TODAY SHOW spot w/Angelina?
kitkatwoman |
04.28.06 - 2:46 pm | #
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Kitkat - I did - With Ann? I thought she was beautiful...
~ohmy~ |
04.28.06 - 2:48 pm | #
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Kitkat, the giggling was annoying but she's so fucking beautiful. Pregnancy agrees with her.
jennifer |
04.28.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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wtf is goin gon here school must of let out early today.
anyways on topic the slogans are great but no thanks if i wanted sand all over my body i will sit in the sand box naked in the back yard.
missing my soldier |
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She never said pro-responsiblity. Not once.
Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 2:44 pm |
--hey bitch - do your homework before you make an argument. Since I will get off on proving you wrong and making you look ridiculous once again, i have copied and pasted my comment from the other day below.
oh yah - one more thing, whether i'm pro-life or pro-choice makes no difference in this matter...what makes a difference is that I'm pro either popping the pill, using a condom, or keeping your fuckings legs shut to prevent unwanted pregnancy in the first place. it's called a sense of responsibility.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.25.06 - 5:24 pm
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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04.28.06 - 2:51 pm | #
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"She never said pro-responsiblity"
Read below you fucking dipshit:
Anonymous | 04.25.06 - 5:13 pm |
oh yah - one more thing, whether i'm pro-life or pro-choice makes no difference in this matter...what makes a difference is that I'm pro either popping the pill, using a condom, or keeping your fuckings legs shut to prevent unwanted pregnancy in the first place. it's called a sense of responsibility.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.25.06 - 5:24 pm | #
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 2:51 pm | #
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Kitkat, just what are you trying to say? That you're pro choice with kids? I have a surprise for you--that's what I am too. However, my children were born into a loving and committed family. I've seen unwanted children here and in various third world countries. The abuse they receive breaks my heart, and as horrible as this may sound, many of them would have been better off not being born.
Anonymous |
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"Not everyone is responsible enough to prevent pregnancy"
One more thing to back up your stupidity. EVERYONE is capable of not having sex. If you can't afford condoms, the pill, etc then don't have sex if you don't want to deal with a pregnancy no matter how you deal with it
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 2:53 pm | #
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I love Britneys ass.
Anona Matronic aka Hugh Jorgan |
04.28.06 - 2:56 pm | #
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Look Morticia and Spanky, I agree with you on those points 100%. But we don't live in a perfect world where people do those things. That is why I believe that the option of abortion should be out there and utilized by those who cannot be responsible.
Just what is your answer to someone who is pregnant with an unwanted child, knowing full well that not all children are adopted and not all children are born to mothers and fathers who will care for them? It's too late to say "hey use a condom bitch."
Anonymous |
04.28.06 - 2:57 pm | #
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kitkatwoman, I saw it. It was good to see her smile. She looks really happy. But I would be happy too, If I was pregnant with Brad's baby!
GO YANKEES 
OakRaiderfan |
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if the parents are extremely incompetent and the child will be unwanted, abused or neglected, then those type of people should consider abortion. I'd rather see a terminated pregnancy than a dead or seriously injured child.
Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 2:44 pm |
Just as an aside, would you consider this family in the same light?: The father was syphilitic (venereal disease). The mother had tuberculous (small lumps on skin). Of the four children born, the first was blind, the second died, the third was deaf and dumb, the fourth also tuberculous. She gets knocked up again. Should she abort that baby?
That's Beethoven.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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04.28.06 - 2:59 pm | #
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EVERYONE is capable of not having sex. If you can't afford condoms, the pill, etc then don't have sex if you don't want to deal with a pregnancy no matter how you deal with it
JAY aka Spanky | 04.28.06 - 2:51 pm
Not true Spanks. What about a girl who is a victim of incest? Or a woman with an abusive boyfriend or husband? Or a woman who is raped? Or a poor and illiterate woman in a third world country who
has no say about her sex life? What if she's pregnant with her 9th child against her will? It's so easy for a bastards like yourself sitting pretty in the comfort of America to pass judgement on others. I suggest you go visit a very poor neighborhood, or a poor country and talk to the girls and women there about sex and birth control. It'll open your eyes to reality.
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Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 2:57 pm | #
The whole point of this debate was that this is a fucking gossip blog and yes, we were commenting on Britney's lack of responsibility, but this is not a forum for moral debate.
If you want answers to your questions, find them somewhere else. If you want to make witty sarcastic comments about celebrities then you're in the right place
This site is about humor and not something to take seriously or attack people on
JAY aka Spanky |
04.28.06 - 3:03 pm | #
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You mean like Kazakhstan? There's a 13 y/o mother in a tent there...
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow |
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"It'll open your eyes to reality."
I'm done talking to you but I will say this, you have no fucking clue who I am or what my background is. You have no idea where I am right now or where I come from so don't fucking make judgements about me or anyone on this site about being narrowminded.
And my name is not Spanks you fucker.
JAY aka Spanky |
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What about a girl who is a victim of incest? Or a woman with an abusive boyfriend or husband? Or a woman who is raped? Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 3:01 pm |
i did some research on abortion, and these situations account for ONE PERCENT of the reasons for abortions in the U.S.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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04.28.06 - 3:07 pm | #
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If the child is wanted and will be loved, and the family has means to care for the child, as well as treat themselves for their curable diseases, then they should have their child. TB is treatable as is syphilis.
Anonymous |
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Uh oh, Spanky, did i hit a nerve? I sooo sowwy. Go dip your 1" dick in some acid.
Anonymous |
04.28.06 - 3:08 pm | #
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Maybe in the US, but not worldwide. And these statistics are well known not to be accurate, as not everyone admits to incest or rape.
Anonymous |
04.28.06 - 3:09 pm | #
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Anoymous
STFO!
Anon2/Fancy |
04.28.06 - 3:21 pm | #
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Anonymous-1st off Jay's a CHICK. 2nd-what the FUCK does abortion have to do with ANYTHING ON THIS SITE??
Away with you!!
Blue Rose |
04.28.06 - 3:24 pm | #
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I want to visit namibia too.
Anonymous |
04.28.06 - 4:12 pm | #
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I can't wait for the baby.
I think it's a girl, i just got a feeling....
moviepicture |
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04.28.06 - 4:24 pm | #
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Yawn.
Nothing interesting or exciting about seeing one of the biggest pussies on the planet.
Wearing military khaki clothes, "cool" sunglasses and doing a few pushups just before the photo shoot to make your arms look bigger still don't make you a man, brad. I'm not buying.
Next.
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Just as an aside, would you consider this family in the same light?: The father was syphilitic (venereal disease). The mother had tuberculous (small lumps on skin). Of the four children born, the first was blind, the second died, the third was deaf and dumb, the fourth also tuberculous. She gets knocked up again. Should she abort that baby?
That's Beethoven.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 2:59 pm |
that is so lame and used up a question! so what if she had, would our world really be any less if beethoven had been aborted?
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04.28.06 - 4:56 pm | #
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BRAD IS DEFINITELY OOGGGLING AT ANGELINA GARGANTUAN MAMMARY GLANDS!!!
BRAD IS DEFINITELY OOGGGLING AT ANGELINA GARGANTUAN MAMMARY GLANDS!!!
BRAD IS DEFINITELY OOGGGLING AT ANGELINA GARGANTUAN MAMMARY GLANDS!!!
BRAD IS DEFINITELY OOGGGLING AT ANGELINA GARGANTUAN MAMMARY GLANDS!!!
Angie lover |
04.28.06 - 6:39 pm | #
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"Namibia: The Only Place You Can Truly Get Away From Jennifer Aniston!"
Brillant. lol.
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04.28.06 - 6:40 pm | #
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yay.. the world's most beautiful family pix.. love it.
d.c |
04.28.06 - 6:41 pm | #
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The kids are dark and ugly
Cute ONE |
04.28.06 - 6:49 pm | #
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d | 04.28.06 - 4:56 pm |
Wow. You really are some kind of idiot. A cruel one too.
hu jintao |
04.28.06 - 7:41 pm | #
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Kids are very ugly and way too dark to be cute.
Redheads are ugly too.
Cute ONE |
04.28.06 - 7:54 pm | #
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Thank god Pitt has a beautiful gene pool to swim in after Maniston's skanky one.
toots |
04.28.06 - 8:41 pm | #
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They look like models. What an awesome family. f the haters 
hotshit |
04.28.06 - 8:52 pm | #
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^ it's not a gene pool when the looks are obtained by plastic surgery. Fast fading looks I might add.
anon |
04.28.06 - 8:53 pm | #
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Baby is ugly and will be even uglier as she ages.
Dark and hairy type of kid to be for sure
Handsome Stud |
04.28.06 - 9:05 pm | #
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Who had plastic surgery, dickweed? Go back to your Aniston-sponsored Weight Watchers meeting.
toots |
04.28.06 - 9:32 pm | #
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Baby looks like Star Jones
Star of Stars |
04.28.06 - 10:04 pm | #
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toots you're a moron. i'm not gonna waste my time on a retard like you. it wouldn't be fair.
go back to your home justjared with all the other brangelina nazis. shithead.
anon |
04.28.06 - 10:57 pm | #
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Did Star Jones give up her baby for adoption?
Star of Stars |
04.28.06 - 11:14 pm | #
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^ it's not a gene pool when the looks are obtained by plastic surgery. Fast fading looks I might add.
Who had plastic surgery and when? You are so full of shit.
hotness |
04.28.06 - 11:16 pm | #
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Oh come on.
I just love this family!
Fug. |
04.29.06 - 1:29 am | #
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angie had a nose job, i don't know if brad had any work, it doesn't look like he did...but a nose job isn't a big deal.
the way i see it is at best, the kid is super-gorgeous and at worst, average 
viva la bamz!!!
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04.29.06 - 2:55 am | #
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MANISTON IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITHC LYING SCUMBAG WHORE WITH A BIG CHIN AND FUG FACE AND BEADY EYES BITCH FUCK MANISTON THAT PATHETIC WHORE WITH NO CAREER AND NO TALENT HER FILMS SUCKED ANOTEHR BOMB ON HER HAND WITH HER NEWE PIECE OF SHIT FILM. BRAD LEFT YOUR UGLY ASS FOR A GOOD LOOKING WOMAN AND GET OVER IT MANISTON YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Abuja, Nigeria
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CARE
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United States
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Jennifer Aniston didnt want any children and Pit did. Aniston is such a whinner and a very weak woman and Jolie is strong and works her ass off for the poor countries and is not fake about it...Pitt likes strong women that take charge and doest whine. The first time I saw Pitt and Aniston together and married I could see it would never work but with Pitt and Jolie they both work in every way.
The only thing that Jolie works at getting in the news is her humanitarian work not like Anistons dreamed up whiney problems.
If Jolie and Pitt dont work out then I doubt Jolie will be all over Oprah Whinefry's show whining.
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The background looks like the planet that Luke Skywalker came from.....
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04.29.06 - 11:34 am | #
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If Jolie and Pitt dont work out then I doubt Jolie will be all over Oprah Whinefry's show whining.
spider | 04.29.06 - 8:41 am |
You're right. She'll be all over some new guy's cock, or many cocks, and you brangelina freaks will be praising her for it. Fucking nazis.
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bronx_chic | 04.29.06 - 2:55 am |
Rizos. Go back to justjared, dumbass. No one cares about your asshat opinions here.
*yawn* |
04.29.06 - 1:01 pm | #
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I don't care about Darfur
Star of Stars |
04.29.06 - 2:14 pm | #
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This is what the Namibian Human rights Organisation thinks about Angelina.
And it's absolutely not favourable.
http://www.nshr.org.na/
modules.p...1c043262990f937
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The only thing that Jolie works at getting in the news is her humanitarian work
spider | 04.29.06 - 8:41 am |
Hahahahaha!!! Psycholina nazis are truy pathetic
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I want to go to Namibia, everyone is beautiful and have little black babies and there's so much....sand. You know these two have the only hardcore, end-all, hot, sweaty sex. It would be funny if the baby came out looking like a cow's butt hole.
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Right away the rabid Jolie fans have to come out swinging with Aniston remarks! Just sickening, leave Aniston out of your ranting, for just ONCE. She's in Cal, and has nothing to do with the two nuts in Africa! Jen in fact probably cannot believe she was married to this nut, now. Africa, to have their baby! Give me a break. But enough with the Aniston crap talk, she's moved on, you morons. Pitts parents must be overjoyed, too, (yeah right!).
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*yawn* | 04.29.06 - 1:01 pm |
right..."rizos"? wtf???
listen you piece of shit, you don't wanna read people comments or opinions? don't click on the fuckin' link...why are u singling me out anyway asshole? whatever, get a fuckin' clue...and a life while your at it.
bitch ass.
bronx_chic |
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Aniston has moved on?! Why did she mention "Brad Pitt" (first and last names) on Leno a few weeks ago? Because she has nothing if she's not the dumped ex--her movies suck and gross 2 cents, and she's probably throwing darts at the current People with Jolie on the cover--because JA wasn't mentioned once in the magazine of beautiful people. She's a homely loser who lost her stardust with the divorce.
toots |
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3 MILLION PEOPLE DIED IN DARFUR GENOCIDE (IN ONE CITY!)
IMAGINE 3 MILLION PEOPLE FROM ATLANTA DYING? DOES ATLANTA EVEN HAVE 3 MILLION PEOPLE?
THIS IS AN ATROCITY PEOPLE.
STATE OF EMERGENCY |
04.30.06 - 2:19 am | #
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maniston is a fuckin' cunt bitch lying slut whore HER MOVIES SUUUUUUUUUUCK!
anothe rbom on her hands what a freakin' loser bitch fuck off maniston you whore fuck off.
BRANGELINA ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE ANGIE, BRADDY MISS ZAHARA, AND MR MAD. BEAUTIFUL FAMILY
maniston you fug ugly bitch skank frigid ass whole - stay away from the family you no talent b actress whining piece of shit fuck off maniston you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHINNIFER MANISTON CAN'T ACT |
04.30.06 - 2:21 am | #
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oh my goodness how dare Jen mention the name of her ex on leno. She was married to him for 7 years you twit. she has god given rights to tweak his ever lovin cheatin two timin ass. got it
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04.30.06 - 9:55 am | #
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awww they are so friggen hot.... i want those pics, but i cant save them, let me know how to get them!!!
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