ugh.... that pink swimsuit looks painful
Fucking twat. Someone sew her cooter shut!!!
CRACK IS WHACK!!!!!!!!!
Um, double ew.
K-Fed is set for life. HOLLA!
I see asscrack. Thank God I can't see the awful camel toe that must be in the front.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
OMG THAT PIC OF HER ON THE INFLATABLE MATTRESS 
I don't even have anythign nasty to say, NOTHING I could say could do it the justice it deserves
I never realized how hot she actually was until I saw the un-hot version.
Again, US Weekly's shit usually turns out to be true. I can't wait to hear what will come out of the lawsuit Britney has against them for talking about the sex tape - which I heard is NASTY!
Geez, she just likes to wear everything too small.
I see asscrack. Thank God I can't see the awful camel toe that must be in the front.
Jessucka | 04.28.06 - 12:50 pm |
Oh dear lawd! That's not toe, that's the whole camel!
I knew it wouldn't be long before I saw Britney covered in pearl necklaces...
where'd the nips go on the 2nd pic? eraser nips?
I heard the sex tape is nasty too but I'd still watch that shit.
or i guess aereola's (sp?) missing.... fat finger me
Fuck. What is wrong with her?
K-Fed did to Britney like Bobby Did Whitney
What I don't understand is even on my most hung over days I never left the house with that fucking hairstyle and that's about the only way you see it on her now a days.
I heard the sex tape is nasty too but I'd still watch that shit.
ZStar | 04.28.06 - 12:52 pm | #
LOL me too! I'll bring the popcorn!!!
Fuck. What is wrong with her?
Kats | 04.28.06 - 12:52 pm |
There are not enough hours in the day to go over that...
I have a theory...
Stop me if you've heard this before, but after Britney and Madonna kissed at the 2003 MTV VMA's (Madge then kissed Christina Aguilera), both Madonna and Christina's careers skyrocketed, while Britney's become the poster child for skankalicious white trash....
Could that kiss have, through voodoo/magic/fate/whatever, sucked Britney's charisma out of her and into Madonna and Christina?
Dayum! 
I guess she got a lifetime pass to the chub club and has no desires of getting the fuck out. poor brit or body WAS to die for 5 years ago.
I would fucking kill or die to watch the K-Fed/Brit vid! Holy shit!
at least we know K-Fed's good at something. Poor little Tater Tot.
ZStar and NoAnjl - That'd be a "no thanks" for me. I heard Aunt Flo appears in that tape.
OMG missmysoldier your av!!!!! I take it that's your hub and son/daughter???
I was right I was right! :D
I read online that she's searching for new label....... either she was dropped or left either way here career is bye bye bye.........
She's 5 MONTHS? Wow, they say you shouldn't have sex until 6 weeks after giving birth... She didn't waste ANY TIME, did she! I wish I could understand why God made KFuck so fertile....
I heard Aunt Flo appears in that tape.
fo sho | 04.28.06 - 12:55 pm | #
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING
(whispering) Pssssstt! Britney! Hey, it looks like you have your bottoms on backwards...
fo sho - who's Aunt Flo babe?
Ya'll she's just returning to her roots
Is she trying to push out that impending turtle-head in that picture?
Her ass is enormous! WTF happened Brit Brit?
OH god there is a sex tape? I'm so there. God it's got to be somthing out of National Geographic...Oh god mommy what are the two monkeys doing???
OMG missmysoldier your av!!!!! I take it that's your hub and son/daughter???
NoAnjl | 04.28.06 - 12:55 pm |
that is my son and my hubby the day he left
popoNOOOOOOOOOO! Shitney and the Poser can't even manage one. All their kids are gonna end riding the short bus!!!
That last picture is sooooooooooooo photoshopped. It looks like she has no boob. lol
You know, I could deal with never seeing Brit hot again, as long as I would never have to see her trailer trash ass ever again.....and that includes that retard she married. I laugh at all those people who think he was lucky for getting to screw her cuz look at that nasty ass whore now. He's only lucky cuz he doesn't have to lift a finger for the rest of his life.
Nope - I heard it made an appearance too..
This bitch is not worth the sperm her father issued, she makes me cranky.
I heard that Aunt Flo appears,too...if it is true, why the fuck wouldn't she immediately erase the tape?
If she wants to have a lot of kids, better start at this age and not at 40.
Brit's having the last laugh. She's thinking "those suckers actually bought into my pop diva nonsense".
OMG, the first pic is so hideous; that made me feel better about myself O__O
Dayum...she's was soooo hot!
DUH!!!!! Again, she was fucking pregnant in the bikini pictures people!!!!!!! What are you all not getting????? You can tell in this video clip. Bitch LOOKS 5 months...
http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/
b...421111809990001
What the hell was she thinking?!
Thank god I downloaded her cd and didn't pay for it.
why are the Feds at my door...?
SO she got preg. 2 months after have SPF. Damn girl slow down!
heard that Aunt Flo appears,too...if it is true, why the fuck wouldn't she immediately erase the tape?
Shondi
huh what did I miss?
hearing this shit makes me feel sad for those who cannot conceive
NoAnjl - you don't know Aunt Flo? She comes to visit every month. 
i believe that deep down britney never had any intention of going back to work. 
ok, sooooo... should we start a betting pool to when she will have her 3rd kid?
I say july 2007
Well, her money's not going to last forever...
i wonder what's it like to go out one night with her, think you're nailing a hottie only to wake up next to her with her extensions caught in the sheets, her make up gone, revealing horrible skin and find out the lighting prevented you from seeing the cellulite covering her legs
The pic of her in the bikini makes me want to eat a pork chop! Or eight.
missing - awwwww - beautiful and sad at same time! Hang in there honey! xo
JAY - so, so happy lil' ooks is ok!!!
MizRo Dahling xoxo
Hi Penis Sophia - haven't seen you in ages!
damn it, gotta go
Ok I read up
I get it!
I so want to see that tape!! I dont care how nasty it is!!
Ladies and gentlement, The Penis has left the building...
NoAnjl - you don't know Aunt Flo? She comes to visit every month.
fo sho | 04.28.06 - 1:02 pm | #
EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER HEARD THAT!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!
Fo sho, that is pretty gross but I'd still watch that shit, with the right amount of alcohol of course!
why has she been lying for months? Dumb Ho!
knew it wouldn't be long before I saw Britney covered in pearl necklaces...
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 04.28.06 - 12:51 pm | #
God, EEEWWW! That was an awful mental image. 
NoAnji-hello daaarrling!
poor SPF what little attention he got from his "parents" will now be even less
ZStar | 04.28.06 - 1:05 pm | #
I agree...many drinks would have to be involved!
No more Britney Spears please! This talent-less chick is NOW famous for being ubber white trash. We've had enough thank you!
What a fucking pig. How exactly do you know Aunt Flo is there??? Don't even tell me she shows a bloody pad or some shit like that! That's fucking gross. Plug that shit up! wtf!
not to be an ass by asking, but did BRITNEY actually confirm? i'm only asking, because i just can't believe it until i hear it from her.
Lets all say a quick prayer for the soul and wellbeing of this poor unborn child. It will need all the help it can get.
Who wants to bet K-fed gets caught in a sordid affair during this pregnancy. Possibly knocking someone else up in the process??
giggling
I bet they just use the withdrawl method. haha isn't he like 25 or 26 now with 4 kids holy crap that guy doesn't play around...he could probably get her pregos through a concrete wall!!
What's he gonna do though - now that she's apparently not with Jive Records anymore.... Chaotic II
i'm in denial as well but her rep has not made an annoucement saying otherwise
ohhh, let's name it
Cletus Jethro
not to be an ass by asking, but did BRITNEY actually confirm? i'm only asking, because i just can't believe it until i hear it from her.
The Muffin | 04.28.06 - 1:08 pm | #
she is suppossed to have a press conference to confirm i forget the date i will look.
Charles Henry Edward Ernest Thomas Orlando...
How's that.
Cheeto 2?
is that bathing suit bottom on the right way? it looks backwards.
tater-fed.
Dizzy Gilespie Federline (because of the impending cheeks)
Who took the pic?!?!?! How hysterical is that?
Hi Shondi, Prico, Fancy, Jay, NoAnjl and everyone! Happy Freaky Dildo Friday!
Hey Mousie!
I never thought two asshats like Brit and Kevin, who eat junk food all day and smoke like trains could be so healthy as to reproduce at this speed. This only leads me to one conclusion. They are amoebas. That is the only logical explanation.
Hey, Mousie you sex goddess!
Hi Mousie's sex toy!
they should for something classy like Channel if its a girl, or louis vouitton for a boy
Hi Mousie!
I still vote for C.H.E.E.T.O.
Evaseline if it's a girl, Drakkar if it's a boy
HAHAHA! Oh it's soooooooo Friday!
Oh, I get it now, Prico, duh!
Mousie Happy Penis Friday!>>>>>>>>>>>
Ooops she 's pregnant again....
GO YANKEES 
GO RAIDERS! NFL DRAFT TOMORROW
Oh! Oh! Oh! Diva Celine!!!!
JAY aka Spanky | 04.28.06 - 1:13 pm | #
I've decided U need to change your avatar, bcs every time I see it I have the overwhelming urge to run to my mom's house & hug our Border Collie Martha....the pic is too distracting in its INSANE CUTENESS
Shit - I have been away for a week and the world has gone mad, mad I tells you!! Britney is still fat/pregnant, yeah I could have guessed that, but wtf about this sex tape? You know that shit would be nasty, like watching some hapless dumbass from the country acting all *sexy* in a very unsexy, unflattering way... Oh wait, that is her to a tee anyway.
Well, at least if she got her period for one month that was one more month she wasn't pregnant for... I predict virtually perpetual pregnancy for the next two years.
How about Suri. That would piss Tom off!!!!
if it's another boy--CHESTER (as in chester cheeto)
Britney needs some pussy control!
Why will somebody in the right state of mind would like to see white trash having sex...I rather watch Jerry Springer for that matter
Prico, you no visit anymore? Cat fight going on! Wow.
Jenner-Sorry, his cuteness is blinding I know. Try having to look at it everyday when you have to leave the house.
Missing My Soilder, Those brave troops are in my thoughts and prayers! 
GO YANKEES
wah? i'm here!
Ugh, we're moving next week to another building, and everyone is packed but me, lol.
What a fucking pig. How exactly do you know Aunt Flo is there??? Don't even tell me she shows a bloody pad or some shit like that! That's fucking gross. Plug that shit up! wtf!
NoAnjl | 04.28.06 - 1:08 pm |
If it's true then things probably got "messy".
ZStar - yes, lots of alcohol would definitely be required. But I don't know if that'd be enough for me. Maybe I could be persuaded if MizRo provided me with some of her blunts?
Prico, no...........you know where!
Missing-did you find the press conference memo?
and who calls one of those to make that annoucement?
Britney Spears will hold a press conference on May 4th at the LA Convention Centre for record executives and exclusive selected media. Sources say Britney will annouce her pregnancy officially and relationship status with current husband Kevin Federline, 28; the couple haven't been seen together for weeks.
Britney's pussy is gonna fall off at this rate.
oh. OH! Catfight?!?!? WTF????
Try having to look at it everyday when you have to leave the house.
JAY aka Spanky | 04.28.06 - 1:17 pm | #
you probably get the same "whyyyyyyyyyy are you leeeeeeeeeeavin me" whines and looks that our dog has MASTERED - lil' bastards, they totally know what they're doing
ok i got that from bricks and stones. it is in the ok magazine
Yep. MEOW! The second one today, dude.
they were in vegas like, a week ago but had a huge fight. omG,what if it's a girl that looks just like k-fug?
this is actually worse now that i think about it..Brit is going to become a trashtastic mother again and is going to insist that K-Fed be the breadwinner, that means that he is going to unleash more if his creativity on us!!! i can't take it...I'm moving to Namibia!!!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Diva Celine!!!!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 04.28.06 - 1:16 pm |
Oh yeah digging that one. Although I still love LBFF idea of Shalala Disco Globe.
Cheeto 2?
Shondi | 04.28.06 - 1:11 pm | #
geez this bitch cant even keep the kid she has safe and unscathed...i feel sorry for her kids man...
that is my son and my hubby the day he left
missing my soldier | 04.28.06 - 12:57 pm | #
before i go on about brit I just want to say to you ..
I feel for you and I can't imagine how
heartbreaking that must be-I just want to say I wish you all the best-try and think positively-- everything will be OK!
That's what happens when you don't breastfeed ladies...you end up fat and knocked up. Nature does everything for a reason. The formula companies must be laughing their asses off.
She's just another white trash, knocked up sleaze ball. All she needs now is to move K-Fed, her brat & herself into a trailer. Go away, Brit--you're fat, ugly and soon-to-be broke!
Heeeey... my mom didn't breastfeed me and she didn't get fat. Well, she tried... I just never had a taste for the tit.
Damn I just remeber hearing her in an interview when she said she did almost a thousand crunches. Christ the closest she gets with that now is reaching for the remote and tapping out her cig.
LOLOLOLOL
You were far beyond your little infants years Prico.
on a lighter note....isn't that pic of Britney from her last pregnancy cuz she had darker hair there..
and I don't think she will EVER have the motivation to get in that great shape again--it would be waaaay too hard for her ass to lay off the starbucks and cheeto's
actually the new baby's official name will be Case #32178a24 Los Angeles county child protective services
Prico! Neither do I!
Hi Sunny!
It's true, though... if you ask her, she'll tell you she managed to breastfeed me for two days before I protested.
The only crunches she will be doing now is when she opens a bag of cheetos and chows down.
I'm gonna buy some stock in Frito-Lay now that this asswipe is knocked up!
Hey, you know what? I have three sons. I breastfed #2 and #3 but #1 would have nothing to do with it...was he telling me something about the future?
how whitetrash of her.
Their new kid could be called Doublewide Federline!
crunch crunch k-fed baby these here new twisted crunchy cheetos sure are good. Go by me another case at Sams Club.
awwwwwww thats sad... I miss the old Britney, I've just lost her forever!! :-(
Well, I did breastfeed. How, I don't know, cuz my mother's bewbs are so tiny, I don't imagine they held much!
Way TMI?
poor SPF what little attention he got from his "parents" will now be even less
papa joe's coke binge
---------------
What attention?
They will probably name it:
Pandora Alma Bayou Alice or PABA to go with SPF, if it's a girl (PABA is an ingredient in sunscreen and SPF is sun protection factor). Or Sol Sunny Spears if it's a boy after, what else, her obsession with the sun and tanning.
Oh shit, Shondi, I'm the oldest of three boys...
Well, at least he'll buy you fabulous shoes, perfumes and accessories.
thank you and I do I made it this far. lol I should thank all of you for all the laughs. I could be crying then come here and u guys make my day. so thank you
FUCK ME! i leave for lunch and a couple beers to get me through the torture of my cubicle on a friday afternoon and i miss all the good shit....
I LOVE THAT FIRST PICTURE! that is fucking classic trailer park.
Missing my soldier
Is this his first deployment?
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 04.28.06 - 1:41 pm | #
Yeah!! Sounds good to me!
Sometimes you get blessings but others bring you to disown and hate the things you desired.. when they are included in your dreams. She has time to get her life in order and priorities straight.. and I hope she does it soon.
I know my mom doesn't mind. Shit, I'm the only professional one making money out of all three! And she does love expensive perfumes...
I fail to see the appeal in this ugly ass singer. It doesn't matter whether she's fat or skinny, she is still barfugly!!!I see why she wore scant clothes because she didn't want anybody to focus on her hideous face!!
Will somebody refresh me about what was supposably on her sex tape?
Look, she's nuts beyond belief in her choice of men, but don't underestimate her ability to get in pre baby shape. She was on her way before getting pregnant again, and she's young. She's worked hard, never had a childhood, give the girl a break, she wants some reality in her life, think about it, since the age of 12 she's been told what to do by her handlers 24/7. I know she can lose baby weight and be super hot again, muscles have memory. I've seen amazing transformations at the place I work out, much more serious than Britney, she's chubby not obese and hey she's five months pregnant!! I'm much more concerned that Jive label dropped one of their top selling artists of all time, that's some big time shit.
NEVER SAY NEVER... this is Hollywood she may look like that again one day!
Missing my soldier
Is this his first deployment?
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 1:43 pm | #
yes!!
she was always a skanky, stupid hoe.
Only she was a rich, blond skanky, stupid hoe who could pout, so it was okay.
But underneath it all, we have the true britney: a skanky, UGLY, STUPID hoe...
missing my soldier, you're in my thoughts and prayers...have lots of friends in Iraq right now. Tell your husband "thanks" from someone who really appreciates what he is doing.
missing my soldier
The first few are always really hard. It will be over before you know it though.
Who wants to bet K-fed gets caught in a sordid affair during this pregnancy. Possibly knocking someone else up in the process??
giggling
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 1:08 pm | #
Fancy, I do believe you're calling that one correctly!
Hmm, who could it be? Some castoff from that Flava of Love show?
That's a heck of a shot. In case any of you wondered what happened to all the cheetos, pork rinds, and pepperoni flavered beef sticks, well let me tell you that you're looking at their inevitable outcome. That's also the processing plant!
Eewww ---
I remember that hairdo from when I had a colicky baby and got about 2 hours sleep every nite.
But I didn't have nannies, maids and personal assistants.
But then again, she has K-Fed for a husband. The equivalent of a helpless, needy infant.
Good morning (pacific time here) all! Happy Penis Friday! I'm gonna get mines!!!!
I heard somewhere that she's devastated at this because she was hoping for some huge comeback and now that's not gonna happen. Yeah, like it was gonna happen before this.
Are you sure she wasn't hoping for a huge scumbag?
OOOOh, that's so scary that the babymaking factory is the same one that is processing all of that mystery meat!
She's already got the scumbag!
You know Shar Jackson has 4 kids too!!!! God!!!
How about instead of Suri they call their kid FURI hee hee Furi Federline
Well, maybe she can keep making perfume to keep all of the money rolling in?
what's funny is that britney is the same size as most women in america, wearing a 12/14 in jeans.
what's funnier: most of you that comment have fatter bodies than her right now. and if you're a guy you know your girlfriend isn't that much smaller. don't deny it, fatties.
Blah, she was never hot. Airbrushing was her best friend.
Her real thighs have always been thick.
she's not a size 12/14 in that pic. maybe an 8.
HA, size 6 at 46 yo, so I don't think so.
Hi Sunny!
Mousie's Sex Toy | 04.28.06 - 1:33 pm | #
Hiya Mousie!!!!!!!!!!!
HA | 04.28.06 - 2:08 pm | #
that must be the man who controls the internets, since apparently he can see us ALL *cue Twilight Zome theme*
Wow, HA, way to generalize the entire population. I am NOT a 12/14 thank you. I am an 8 so fuck off.
god, she is falling to pot...literally.
doggy style..right now...Where do i sign up?
And she thought she was gonna be an instant MILF. Surprise! Having kids is actually a lot of work and it ain't all about YOU!
I'm 5'10 and a size 8 - so I'm not fatter than her. So can I call her fat now?? j/k I don't think she's fat.... her body has just "matured"
errr, I'm a size 0-2, and I ain't all that. But to say everyone is a 12/14 is redicumulous...
I don't necessarily think she's fat I just think her overall demeanor is gross. She never brushes her hair, I highly doubt that she bathes, she constantly goes barefoot and what's with the ass crack?
She's not fat - she's just... disheveled, unkempt, pig-like, stupid, hickish, ignorant, thick.
Can you tell I despise her?
Now her stretchmarks will have stretchmarks!!!
Oh brit I hate you!! My damn thunder is being taken away from me by this sleeze!!
I agree miz. I never liked her when she was all tiny and clean either. It's amazing what a dirty boy will do to ya!
HA | 04.28.06 - 2:08 pm | #
I think this post is referring to a British size 12 -14, which is the equivalent of a US 8 -10.
MizRo | 04.28.06 - 2:26 pm
I'm right there next to you with a bat!!
Scorpio Minx | 04.28.06 - 2:33 pm | #
Hey darlin!! I don't care if Brit is a size -4 or a size 28, American or Brit or Swahili, she SUCKS!!!
Let's all say it in vulgar-unison:
Shitney Sucks!
Hahaha Miz...thats too clean for me, but I'll go along with it.. Shitney Sucks!
Its called birth control!
Kevin has a potent penis...he must never be in the vicinity of a fertile woman.
KeLL: you make me guffaw, girl...
seriously.
pageantgal/Ifuckedfreddurst | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 2:35 pm | #
Hello! I never really got her appeal either. She always struck me as kinda rough. The type of girl who takes it up the tradesman's entrance on the first night......
You cracked me up in the Mimi thread! Suki Suki, bwaaaa!
PS Your ass is tiny, girl! I needs to send you some chitlins!
damn! I had to actually work today and now I see this????? Bitch needs to pay my bar tab!
One of my friends is trying to get pregnant, and she's the sweetest person in the world. Yet this piece of trash can get pregnant at the drop of a hat. GRRRR.
And as far as the Brit-Kfed sex tape I bet the reason you can tell aunt flo visited, is k-bitch was probably going down on her. God I just made myself gag!
One of my friends is trying to get pregnant, and she's the sweetest person in the world. Yet this piece of trash can get pregnant at the drop of a hat. GRRRR.
And as far as the Brit-Kfed sex tape I bet the reason you can tell aunt flo visited, is k-bitch was probably going down on her. God I just made myself gag!
I've never been a brit fan, but sheeit. So the fuck what if she's put on a few pounds. I'd take her now, and so would the rest of you pervy motherfuckers who are so busy badmouthing her.
As for Aunt Flo. Don't knock it till you tried it, boys.
Shit if friggin MIMI can make a comeback so can Brit Brit, maybe she will do it with out white trash hubby in tow...
I hope my kid and hers don't share the same due date...that would be hell!
I needs to send you some chitlins!
Scorpio Minx | 04.28.06 - 2:50 pm | #
I make some mean collard greens! Come on over to my hood! I can eat like a horse...
tradesman entrance? hahahahahaha. you kill me
DUH!!!!! Again, she was fucking pregnant in the bikini pictures people!!!!!!! What are you all not getting????? You can tell in this video clip. Bitch LOOKS 5 months...
http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/ b...421111809990001
Hotbitch | 04.28.06 - 1:00 pm | #
I think most people are grossed out by the acutal bikini bottom...Is she carrying the new baby in her ass cheeks or what?
:P
Remember when she saw the "palm reader" or something RIGHT AFTER she had SPF and she was told that she would have another child very quickly? Either that was a self fulfilling prophecy or she just fed us that line 'cause she knew she was already pregnant.
KFed needs a vasectomy STAT!!!
The second picture make me weep tears of sadness and regret.
Oh Britney, how could you? You could have been somebody. You could have had class. You could have been a global hottie superstar, instead of a white trash loser wife, which is what you are. Let's face it Britney.
I would love it if K-Fug hooked up with Chestica and brought out her white trashiness for all to see, too. Can you just imagine Papa Joe's head exploding?
MUAHAHAHA!!!
I still have the Vanity Fair where she appears in these pics.
ah reported this the same day us did. i dont see AH as a reliable source. ill pelieve it when it in people or entertainment tonight.
Who wants to bet K-fed gets caught in a sordid affair during this pregnancy. Possibly knocking someone else up in the process??
giggling
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 1:08 pm | #
How about that skanky French singer/actress he was caught with a few months ago? You know, while Brit-Brit was in Hawaii...
me and my fiancee were speculating the same thing!
------
I have a theory...
Stop me if you've heard this before, but after Britney and Madonna kissed at the 2003 MTV VMA's (Madge then kissed Christina Aguilera), both Madonna and Christina's careers skyrocketed, while Britney's become the poster child for skankalicious white trash....
Could that kiss have, through voodoo/magic/fate/whatever, sucked Britney's charisma out of her and into Madonna and Christina?
kookykeen15 | 04.28.06 - 12:53 pm | #
More on Britney's second pregnancy at http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
Im a size 0 (5 feet tall), so moo moo fucking moo britney and HA.
it looks like they airbrushed her nips out. or somehing. creepy.
So wait, she got preggers two months after S.P.F.!?!?!!? Is she insane?
If these are new pics...Is she supposed to be lying on her stomach? 5 months along...don't think so
Tang Wei Dong
Pretty much...her kid is going to be due in September just like SPF..
Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 4:12 pm
Thats from her first pregnancy..
Hahaha. Wow. I remember when her and Kevvy were so in love and they did that "us" magazine interview where they were hanging all over each other, and they asked her about gaining a little weight, and she was like, it's just a little weight, I will NEVER become a fat ass. Guess you were wrong, Britster. It's easy to gain but VERY hard to take off!
This pic is not current, or the rumor is untrue. You can not lie on your stomach at 5 mos pregnant.
Oh damn that's funny She wouldn't look so awful if she realized she's not the size she used to be - stop trying to fit into little kid clothes
I could have gone my whole life without seeing Shitneys crack...Now that her career is completely over she might want to cut back on spending money cause that shit dissapears quick...and can someone tell me why does a bitch who doesn't have anything else to do but stay at home need a nanny? I don't get it..get off the couch bitch and take care of your kid you lazy ass whore every other stay at home mom does it.
that does not even look like her
TOTAL WHITE TRAILER TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah you can get back in shape like that. Shes so fucking young she can & she did before!! Remember the pics from October of Britney, flat stomach & then she got "fat" which is actually now a second pregnancy.
Just you see haters! lol
That 1st picture is soooo old, she was staying at the Palms in Las Vegas and had the pool area closed...OLD OLD PIC!!!
she should shit in the bathroom.
Hotbitch | 04.28.06 - 1:00 pm | #
Agreed. She looks pregnant in the video. I suspect she's been knocked up since the bikini pics months ago in Hawaii. Besides, I think she has said that she wanted more than one child, and to have them close together...don't see why everyone is shocked.
I also heard the sex tape was gross-Aunt Flo was visiting, and it was obvious! Don't tape that shit!!
um, she never looked that in the first place...that's airbrushed as heck
I don't really have an opinion on her but this pink bikini is absolutely horrendous on her. SHe is FAT.
Um... I think Nicole Ritchie has Brit and Kevin's sex tape. That would explain why she's stopped eating.
If she is pregnant and laying on her stomache she is even a worse mom than I imagined! That is a really bad idea!
what kinda mojo does kfed have over women who used to have jobs and were productive members of society (sorta)? dare i say kfed has a hypnotic penis? yuck!
I agree with those who say its not so much that Britney is "fat", it's that she's unkempt and walks around without shoes in public restrooms. Plus the fact that even if she can't do it for herself b/c she's lazy, she could certainly pay for someone else to do it for her or help her get in shape. Anyway, I hope she's not pregnant again because its bad enough that she procreated with K-Fed once already.
who is the idiot? ^^^ pregnant women can lay on their stomachs. lmao. haha.
Does she own anything other than a bathing suit? Crackwhore, buy some clothes!
wait a minute...remember back a few months, she was walking around Hawaii with no shoes on and stepped on needle..she was pregnant then!! damn, she wasted no time putting this kid in danger either!!
OKAY HOLD UP EVERYONE!!!! JUST STOP GIGGLING FOR A MINUTE!!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!!
*pant pant pant*
Okay I'm gaining control now. Let's recap all this new news shall we?
1. Britney is pregnant again. She got prgnant two months after giving birth. She is unclean, she doesn't eat healthy and now she is lying on her stomach. This is bad.
2. She is still married to that no good bum who only wants her money. He will soon leave her to get someone else knocked up and she will have a complete mental break down.
3. She just fired her nanny because of a high chair incident. Now no one is around to watch the children.
4. She can't even take care of the one kid she has!!!!
Let's think about this now. Sean was born in October. So far he has been dropped three times, driven wrecklessly in a car seat and forced to hang around daddy and christ only knows what sort of shaddy characters are running around the house 24/7. It is very possible the boy may have already been subjected to drug smoke. I'm not kidding.
Social services has been to the house MANY times. The child may have a fracture in his skull. His parents do not bathe or clean the house right, then they fire all the help they had. The boy is growing up in filth!
Now he is about to get a sibling.
Still, nobody laugh, think about this. It's not funny in the eyes of the children.
Do Britney and Kevin seem like the brighest crayons in the box?
No. No they do not.
Do they have good parenting skills?
No. Not at all. Check police records for relavence.
Do they have one brain in between them?
No.
So what will they do?
Nothing=alot. Think about it. They are the kind of people who will ignore their children to no end. Kids fall down the stairs, kids drown in the toilet, kids fall out a window, kids fall out of a high chair--who cares? Certainly not those two pot heads.
In fact, Britney and Kevin are so clueless that they may decide that when Sean is three he can look after his little sibling! Do you know how many times this has lead to child death?
This IS NOT FUNNY in the eyes of the children, this is dangerous. Child services should take both the kids away the next call they get. Seriously, this may seem funny to us bloggers but sooner or later one of those kids is going to get killed. No joke. Sean is only six months and look at all the reports already--the authories have been contacted three times that we KNOW of! That is not normal for a six month period!
That bitch and he prick husband should be gassed. These poor babies. Really, this isn't good. I can't even really joke about it anymore. Those kdis are going to get hurt.
Kell Kell,
Great point! Kids not even out of the womb yet and look at what happened there. Also, didn't she wait awhile to go to the hospital after that needle fiasco?
She waited six-fucking days to take Sean in after he cracked his skull!
Social services should note these things. Next time they get a call, just one more call, they should nail the bitch. Just pick the kids up and take them away. She can't take care of herself let alone them.
As a note: People say that Shar had kids with Kevin and they are okay but Kevin was gone soon after them. He also waited a bit before he got her knocked up again and SURPRISE Shar IS NOT Britney.
The problem is not merely that Kevin is a father, the problem is that he is the father and Shitney is the mother.
jennifer you sound like such a dirty ditch pig...
ummmm...hasnt there been several pics of this dumb bitch drinking in public lately? again, marrying your drug dealer is a bad idea
Her figure in the 2nd picture will forever cease to exist
i think the top pic is from her 1st pregnancy, or just before it. and jeez, you guys act like she's a harpooned whale...as much as i hate what she's done to "pop" music and know that she's the trashy-ist of trash, she isn't fat. hella thick, yes. i've always been jealous of bitches with a fat asses
and over half of the country is obese, thats a fact...and the average woman's size IS a 12, look it up...
and that 2nd pic is hella airbrushed (nips?); she's always had those child-bearin' hips and thunder thighs
So she basically got pregnant 2 or 3 months after having the baby. That is why she's being so quiet about it. She doesn't want anyone to see what a trailer trash ho she really is!!!
And you're surprised her label dropped her?
Well the picture is from her former pregnancy but the news isnt about pictures. Its about her current pregnancy. Shes confirmed she's having baby number to a bunch of people and her rep confirmed to AH that she would be annoucing it soon
She's pregnant with baby number two, GET OVER YOUR DENIAL BRIT FANS! Yes the pic is from her first picture but usually when this stuff is annouced, they usually do take old pictures and use them. They did that the first time she was pregnant too and she turned out to be pregnant then too.
Ok people...I think we can offically say this bitch is history. She has finally killed off her career.
She and Hanks would be perfect together.
'Look, she's nuts beyond belief in her choice of men, but don't underestimate her ability to get in pre baby shape. She was on her way before getting pregnant again, and she's young. She's worked hard, never had a childhood, give the girl a break, she wants some reality in her life, think about it, since the age of 12 she's been told what to do by her handlers 24/7. I know she can lose baby weight and be super hot again, muscles have memory. I've seen amazing transformations at the place I work out, much more serious than Britney, she's chubby not obese and hey she's five months pregnant!! I'm much more concerned that Jive label dropped one of their top selling artists of all time, that's some big time shit.
Mrs. Robinson'
Mrs. Robinson, she's done. Get over it! She's fat, and has been fat for years. She's old, and talentless.
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk that's in that trunk? Is it me or does she have too much junk and not enough fabric in that bikini?
How about Whoops for the next baby's name?
Or Nacho. Also, I heard she fired that nanny she had for Tatertot.
Hi Droppin',
I like Critter for the next kids name. Knowing these parents they'll most likely leave him out in the yard to be raised by ants. I mean what else are they going to do now that nanny is gone?
i miss the old britney,she was SO hot!
the judicial system can also be discriminating to society. if that piece of trash was fucken broke, her kids would be in foster homes by now. but, since she is a rich piece of shit, the system has let her get away with her bull shit. i wouldnt be surprised if she were to really get in trouble, she would just get slap on the wrist & let her go. look whar happen to OJ SIMPSON, THE BARETTA MAN THAT HAD HIS WIFE SHOT. or when the little boy drowned at pamela andersons home, what was the outcome on that? lets think about this for a minute.
*applauds above*
and i would really like to shove a dildo up her ass.
Fuck u - Britney-Haters !
Get a live or die , u sucks !!!
KookyKeen i agree with you 150%!!!
Hey, Tabitha and Long Island Irish!
NO! FUCK YOU BRITNEY LOVERS!!!
Hey Jealous,
What's up?
GM, you are probably trailer trash too, just like her.
Hi Jealous,
Go up the post all about K-Fed not having a clue at the top of the page. I was talking to this girl named Ruby last night and we were thinking up book titles for Britney and Kevin. Knowing your sense of Britney bashing I think you'll like them.
im with you 100% long island irish!
there is something about her ass, i would really like to hit IT. IM FALLING FOR HER
I LOVE ALL THIS!
ooooh that first pic is kind of nasty, it just crossed my mind that K-Fed probably pokes her up the ass all raw and shit.
She's 5 MONTHS? Wow, they say you shouldn't have sex until 6 weeks after giving birth... She didn't waste ANY TIME, did she! I wish I could understand why God made KFuck so fertile....
Dana | 04.28.06 - 12:56 pm
"Brit is 5-months pregnant and this comes only 7-months after the birth of SPF." - Access Hollywood
Guessing you didn't read the last line?
Hi Hardcoremariahcareyfan,
Thanks, this whole Britney thing just upsets me. That poor kid (kids now). Seriously, this is funny to us but when you look behind the laughter there is real hazard here. These kids COULD easily be killed in that house due to an accident stemming from neglect. It's disgusting to think that if she was a poor or middle class person the kids would be gone but she's rich so they stay. How is having money going to save a baby from a bewildered parent? Now they don't even have a nanny to fall back on!
Actually the police probably would have taken the kids away if she was rich but not famous. The fact that she is famous is what is keeping the kids in that house. It's just horrible.
Everyone is saying that the baby should be taken away and they are right. Britney did not have a child for any healthy reasons. She had a baby to say "Look I'm an adult lady with babies and that means I'm grown up and never have to dance with a snake again!" She gave birth simply in attempt to prove that she is "adult." Neither she or that loser she's shacking up with have the intelligence to be parents and now it's quite possible her son is retarded (fracture skull aftermath) because of this "grown up" notion.
This whole situation is just so sick.
Whoever said she is pregnant in that first pic - you are incorrect. I'm almost positive these were PRE-wedding (2004)pics. Besides, I've seen her looking just as big back in 2000. Her weight fluctuates alot.
The 2nd pic is digitally altered beyond belief - the face, the thighs, almost everything.
It's ugly when the truth comes out.
I predict her firstborn will be the victim of neglect, and will be found at the bottom of her swimming pool.
Omg!!!...Will She be staying pregnant each one years??. How many k-fag will she have????.
omg. what happened. she was so HOT!
Didn't KFed want to pierce SPF's ears when he was just a few months old? I'm waiting to hear that he got the kid a tattoo at age 18mos.
Both Britney, and Tom Cruise seem to be poster kids for the "This is Why You Need To Employ a Good PR Manager" ad campaign. How these people kept the "real" Britney, and the "real" Tom from the public eye for so many years brinks on total genius.
"DUH!!!!! Again, she was fucking pregnant in the bikini pictures people!!!!!!! What are you all not getting????? "
Uh, what are YOU not getting? That picture was taken in May of 2004 on the roof of a hotel in London. There are other shots showing her talking to her mother here. She had just started her last tour and K-Fed had not yet flown out to meet her, he would within a day or two. She had just met him a few weeks prior.
She was NOT pregnant here. Just FAT before starting her tour. Check out her hair color at the beginning of the tour and see it's the same, too. You can find these pics on the net and it will confirm what I'm saying.
She's a fat cow now and stupid to get knocked up again, but it's not surprising. She never had any talent, she's all manufactured. Her body was hot for about five minutes, the rest is all airbrushed to look like she did in those five minutes.
OMG eeeeeewwwwwwww, I'm watching 101 Most Starlicious Makeovers right now and Brit is number 4 because she went from schoolgirl to sex goddess. HELLO! Have they seen her recently. She has now gone from sex goddess to white trash/whore! jeez. last thing I have to say: CRACK KILLS!
ew and Michael Jackson is number 2
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