where's prico?
Hot man on man action here!
They both look like the same person to me.
Pricoooooooooooooooo! I think he's on another thread.
who the fuck?
Isnt Tyler gay? figures,she has no clue.
I hear he's on the downlow..
on the downlow with GAL
NEVER date a man who looks better than you do in a dress.........!
so, did she give up on VS and is now modeling for Frederick's or something?
niiiice boa!
My old boss had a meeting with Tyler & said the guy is totally qeer. She's a fag hag and this is her fag of the month.
Tyra Mail!
You are a delusional bitch!
doesn't look like they have to fight over titties
"Someone Who Was There"
is that a first or last name?
Tyra's personal Mama's House
niiiice boa!
pageantgal/Ifuckedfreddurst
I have one of those, except it's on a long pole that gets the cobwebs from the high ceilings.
Oh and if he is on the DL, this whole dressing like an old lady is a great cover up!
Someone Who Was There"
is that a first or last name?
JAY aka Spanky
I noticed that too LOL!!
dumb fuckers. Damn Im pissy today!
Who and Who?
So are other people, Fancy, trust Mousie on this.
i need some stimulation
jennifer | 04.28.06 - 2:16 pm | #
hahahahaha! I can imagine you cleaning and then picking the dust out of it and wearing it out on a Saturday night...
i thought she was with someone else?
I thought he was gay.
I thought that dude was a fag.
Mousie for real?? It must be pissy Friday!
OMG, i just realized they have the same boobs
Ok 50 votes that he is a fag.
So i will say
FAG!
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 2:23 pm | #
It must be! I was bitching to my hub on the phone about what a bad mood I'm in and he told me to quit feeling sorry for myself. Asshole!!
He'd be cute
for Tom Cruise
Shondi and Anon2 -
i with yall on the bitchy friday thing! i've found myself especially nasty today. the beers at lunch helped, but now i'm back in my cubicle hell and want to tear some asses!
Shondi 
Thats just wrong!
Ladies? y'all need to get laid or what?
oh looky looky it's MR.Tyler "flaming" Perry!
Tyra's been chasing his ass to have him on America's Next Top Tranny!
Shondi | 04.28.06 - 2:24 pm
OMG!! My husband said the same thing today!! Only he says..those hormones are always on huh? Because you're cranky a lot..
Dildo's for all DLister
Free t-shirt included...
Tabatha -ding ding ding
I don't need to get laid...I'm over-laid!!
Bitches - SNAP OUT OF IT!
It's Friday, you can sleep late tomorrow, you have the time to come and play here, you're relatively healthy, you have peeps that love you. STFO!
Fancy - truly. Personally, I feel like ripping someone's head off and in the mood I'm in, I won't even consider sewing it back on!
Do we need to dance again girls and boys?
I'm so hungery....totaly off topic.
where's prico... he was the dildo model of '06
MizRo - i know you're right...but this cage gets to me from time to time. i just want to go get my drink on and have a good time! thank goodness for dlisted to keep me entertained!!
MizRo | 04.28.06 - 2:31 pm | #
Is that you husband?
No, MizRo, you are right...I need to snap out of it
Let's dance to.... "Everybody's working for the weekend...Everybody needs a little romance..."
Fancy - truly. Personally, I feel like ripping someone's head off and in the mood I'm in, I won't even consider sewing it back on!
Mousie's Sex Toy | 04.28.06 - 2:32 pm | #
christ who is looking in my window???? I'm in a 'take no prisoners' mood and ready for Jehovas Witness to knock on my door for me to relase my fury...
DONT ASK!(holds up her hand)
Are we sure they're not the same person? Maybe it's like Tootsie...
OK Im shutting the fuck off now!!!!
You guys always make me laugh!!
Yes JAY! *turning in circles trying to sniff your tail*
Totally on the down low, Tyler. Tyra can fall off the face of the earth anytime now and it wouldn't bother me.
Tyler, Tyra. Maybe they are the same person.
Kitkat, that was me. Sorry I left noseprints on your window! 
When i see the name TYLER i'm always thinking of TYLER FLORENCE from Food Network... FOOD 911 and all his other shows...
HE IS FUCKING YUMMY ahhhhhhhhhhhhh(droools)
***hips shaking***
I think I'm pissy because I had to do work for a few hours and had to work with my dumb co-workers instead of you nice people...I'm back now..so all is better...
I love Tyler Perry!
I met him and I took a picture with him. Tyra wasn't there. But 8 big black bodyguards armed were.
He is a big guy in person though like 6' something.
Anyway i posted this along with pics with Regina Hall and Carmen Electra and Anna Faris among others.
http://www.moviepicturefilm.com/....php?
itemid=184
Kitkat, that was me. Sorry I left noseprints on your window!
Mousie's Sex Toy | 04.28.06 - 2:36 pm | #
i was blaming my cats for those nose prints!
Hands you the windex :P
*getting warmed up*
Miz, play that funky music
GUYS GO TO THE BRANGELINA THREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWW!!
Wha ha-happen?
ANON "FATFUCK MAFIA"IS BACK WITH AN ARGUMENT
AM I weird that I find Bobby Flay (sp) hot?
I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a Dr. Pepper float now...
omfg Ty Ty baby
AM I weird that I find Bobby Flay (sp) hot?
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 2:38 pm | #
i am a closet admirer of his too :"> blushes
*titty slappin' in someone's face*
I'm over that
Shit, I need to catch up, I have like 27 threads open...
*bend, drop, lock*
JAY: ***Shimmying shoulders, swaying hips***snapping fingers***
white girl dance****
I don't want to fight y'all: ignore the haters and DANCE!
Drop it like its hot drop it like its hot!!
passing out new glow-in-the-dark, waterproof dildo's... Rave Dildo's
Don't worry, *doing the microwave*
*standing on kitchen cabinet in breakroom*
I just have to wonder if these people lurk around just to start a fight--I mean WHY???????
DO THE HUSTLE!
*doing splits on kitchen cabinet*
sunny- i love you for telling us! just what i needed!
Sunny, love, it's Dildo Friday. Ignore them! *spins, kicks and falls on ass*
**Grabbing glo-stick, sucking on joint***doing the bertha butt***
Great Dil-do...Great dil-do...Great dil-do***
I feel waaaay better - how y'all doing?
*doing the Charleston*
Where is the fight? I need a new catchphrase!
Shake it like a salt shaker!
Shake it like a salt shaker!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 04.28.06 - 2:45 pm | #
lol love that one!
Much better MizRo...I'm not kidding! 
*Electric slide*... .come on y'all!
I LOVE THE CHARLESTON!
Morticia and
Mousie Disco Queen ,
OK you're right I won't bother myself about it **does a pirouette(sp?)**
TYLER IS GAGY GAY GAY! IT'S A FACT PEOPLE.
my 9yo sings I LIKE BIG BUTTS and I CAN NOT LIE, when she see's I am down in the dumps
and it works!
I need another dildo Tabatha!!
Oh no you didn't! *tombe pas de bourree glissade assemblee*
***rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby...
YMCA YMCA
*worming across the living room floor*
Too legit! Too legit to quit! HEY HEEEEY!!!
I DO feel better! You guys rock!
more dildo's... here they are! enjoy!
crank em up!
Running with the devilllllllllllllll...is on now
Aaaaaaah, Push It!
Aaaaaaah, Push It!
Ooh baby baby, ba-baby baby
Get up old dick!
Dont dont you want me you know I cant believe it when you say that you dont need me!
Doing the robot
*doin' the bump*
**Laughing, twirling, hair flying** GLOSS ALERT!!!
I know I'm crazy but when I feel like shit - I dance! It makes me remember to be thankful that I CAN!
**Hustling**
Ooh baby baby...
b-b-b-baby....
ooh baby baby.....
dancing queen...........
KitKatWoman....Speaking of the Jehovah Witness people...I told them to fuck off the other day it was pretty funny actually...sometimes you gotta be a bitch in all situations.
"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"
...COME ON LET'S SWEAT!!
Do tha hump do tha humpty hump!
*He's not vicious, or malicious..Just DeeLovely and delicious!!
*pulls MizRo through legs and tosses her ever so gently in air*
let the music take control...let the rhythm move you ....***does the running man**
medic we live in rural suburb(yes an oxymoron but thats how i describe it) and these fuck nuts are here like every other week, someone different...I put up a no trespassing sign and they ignored it till I called the cops
no one knocking lately :D 
get up old dick?! that shit was hilarious
Well woman de way da time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature fi shelter you from da storm
Oh lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on
And girl I....wanna be da Papa...You can be da Mom....oh oh!
do you realize HOW MUCH gas I am saving by being here right now?(laughs hysterically)
yeah baby!!! This is more like it! Fuck this work stuff...
I met a girl named Nicki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby masterbating to a magazine...
aw do me baby...do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump..***slaps fancy on the ass***
I don't wanna be sleazy, baby just tease me, got no family plan! Houston, can you hear me? Ground control, can you feel me? Need permission to land!
ROCK DJ BABY!
*falls on ass*
**landing on feet, taking Tabatha's hand and twirling her, round and round**
AW YEEEEEEEEEAH WE'RE DANCIN' AGAIN
Don't worry, *doing the microwave*
JAY aka Spanky | 04.28.06 - 2:43 pm | #
*Doin' the Grocery Cart*
Lodi, dodi we likes to party we don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
Save a horse ride a cowboy! YeHaw!
pricolatino!! NOW that's my jam--looooooooooovvvvvvve Sean Paul-no one makes me move lik he does!
backs ass up on sunny!
Fancy!
Oh, shit Sean Paul is my baby daddy!!
well, i might as well gitterbug
jenner | 04.28.06 - 2:55 pm | #
what's the grocery cart????????
*throws head back and laughs and spins underneath disco ball*
Get up old dick!
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 04.28.06 - 2:50 pm
Oh FUCK!
How come no one's asked me to dance? this is high school all over again....last song of the night, Stairway to Heaven, me eyein' my crush, him dancing with the school slut...... *cries*
DOING THE SHOPPING CART!!! The first time I saw that was Kiki on a tv interview! I couldn't stop laughing!!!
***I got the powah***
jenner | 04.28.06 - 2:57 pm | #
yeah i was standing next to you too watching that skank dance with him
Wave you hands in the air like you just dont give a fuck!
*shakes ass and laughs like a damn fool*
sunny | 04.28.06 - 2:56 pm | #
who was it doin' the grocery cart earlier? Spanky? Was that you?
Basically you're dancin' down the aisle, hands on the cart handle, pickin' items off the shelf (shakin' yer ass, or whatever you WANNA shake, the whole time)
*****slaps Jenner and Fancy in unison*****
*Booty Booty Booty Booty rockin' everywhere...
haha my 3 1/2 yr old son sings that song...I don't know where he got it from though...hmm...
See, dance parties are the shizzle!!
Poor MK - he must think we're nuts! He never dances with us.
*rico suave
*doing the ross and monica routine from friends*
You Sexy Motherfucker *grinding on desk*
kitkatwoman | 04.28.06 - 2:57 pm | #
I HATE that bitch. Ours was named Suzanna - f*cked most of my crushes....hmm, guess I was better off....
*butter the bread, butter the bread yeah yeah*
Jenner would you like to dance?
slow song
I had the time of my life
KeLL, Tyrone's Hooker | 04.28.06 - 2:59 pm | #
Oh KeLL that is my current favorite ass shaker!!
*doing the Madea shuffle*
Call the po-po, ho!!
It's Prico Suave......
oooh Sunny, hurts so good...........
*deal the cards, deal the cards*
When I go to the store I shall car dance in all y'all's honour!
I had the time of my life
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 3:00 pm | #
*blush blush, shuffles feet*
"and I've neeeeever felt this way befooooooooooooooooore........."
Oooh me so horny
me so horny
me love you long time
*doin' the SPF dance*
just fall off your barstool
*Booty Booty Booty Booty rockin' everywhere...
haha my 3 1/2 yr old son sings that song...I don't know where he got it from though...hmm...
KeLL, Tyrone's Hooker | 04.28.06 - 2:59 pm | #
LOL Special K - I heard that this morning driving to work that and.....
MACARENA!!!!
Nirvana is on the radio now..and it's a mean lil fast song...hmm..
*starts moshing into everyone*
yah, bitches!!!
One Night Love Affair by Bryan Adams is on now. Hells to the yeah!
Everybody FUCK!
*straddling one of Prico's legs and leaning back *
Aaaaah... Falling into chair, glistening with sweat, flushed face...
Thank you, Mousie!
OK, I'm coming down from the pole. Whew, I got carried away and was working it Blue Iguana style.
*ROLLIN in my 5.0 put my ragtop down so my hair can blow...
now i gotta cut loose, footloose!
KeLL, Tyrone's Hooker | 04.28.06 - 3:03 pm | #
*HORNS! HORNS! HORNS!*
Mousie Hagface von Doo Doo love that-you serial name changer you...
let's all hold hands in a circle end of the night dance....
jenner | 04.28.06 - 3:02 pm |
haha!! !!! that made me laugh hard!!
Dirty dirty dancing with jenner!
This is just too funny. I go and do some actual work, come back and everybody's grindin' on each other. Hot shit.
I'm so in........
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge....
SHAKING MY ASS VIOLENTLY BITCHES!!!!!
NoAnjl | 04.28.06 - 3:03 pm | # oh no you di'ent NOT the macarena!
*straddling one of Prico's legs and leaning back *
Tabatha | 04.28.06 - 3:04 pm |
Oh, the pain!
Oh shit look at the new post!!!
*HORNS! HORNS! HORNS!*
jenner | 04.28.06 - 3:05 pm
Oh damn I'm laughing tears!! You guys are hiliarous today!! damn!!
*I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you*
Jenner how do you like dancing with the school slut?
My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack...
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh MACARENA!!!!
OMG, I feel so POPULAR!!!!! FUCK YOU HIGH SCHOOL SLUT! Dirtyin' it up with Fancy......*grind grind shimmy*
Go NoAnjil GO!
Tabatha bring that little booty over here, I'll put a dollar in your pants for all your hard work
Legalize it, time to recognize it...
Jenner how do you like dancing with the school slut?
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 3:07 pm | #
saw this AFTER I screamed out FUCK YOU SCHOOL SLUT
I need a drink, or two. or three....then it's a dance off with K-fucktard and I'll kick his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fancy, your skirt just flipped up! Nice to know I'm not the only slut who doesn't wear panties! Yep - I looked. And then I looked again!
Hey youre a crazy bitch but you fuck so good Im on top of it
**Macarrena?***
***Lambada***
**goes to water fountain to get drink and catch breath**
WET T-SHIRT time bitches!!!!!!!!!
MIIIIZZZZZZZZ!!
the lambaaaaadddddddaaaaaaaaa!!1
I love that dance!
Oh christ, I can't stand either of those bitches.
NoAnjl, work that shit!!!
DAYO! DAYO! Friday come and me wanna go home!
I just noticed, my Liberace looks like he can dance to ALL of this music.....
I"M so in with the wet -tshirt contest!!
36 dd's comin' right up!
Dance Off With Your Pants Off!
**doing wet t-shirt lambada with Sunny***
Thong thong thong thong thong
Sunny! I'll bring my D cups!
*shreaded wet t-shirt*
36 D's bouncin'
Tabatha oh you had to one up us dincha?
***shimmies boobs with Mizro***
Damn do we all have big tits or what??
*Caressing my breasts as I sway to Fancy's bouncin'!*
smacking my ass then smacking mousies
we should make a support group for big titty girls!HAHAHAHA
****still doing the forbidden dance with Miz****
Duran Duran! The Reflex!
Looking for white shoes and fedora!
My lord, what are all you crazy bitches up to today? I notice Ms. abortion was back in the brangelina post. Why do people come here to start up stupid shit? I'll never understand it.
I feel left out of the boobies department. I'm only a B. 
OUCH! Fancy! Damn, girl!
*rubbing asscheeks gingerly*
**Titty-hump-dance-with Sunny****
Blue Rose, they're just mad that we have so much fun in here!!!
*rubbing asscheeks gingerly*
Mousie Loves 80s Music | 04.28.06 - 3:20 pm |
Oh faaaaaaaacccccccckkk!!LMAO!!!!
*******dips Miz********
**Perky C cups in NO t-shirt, with a yellow thong** Andale!! Arriba!!!***
Jennifer - bewbs are all good no matter the size. Unless they're Starsquatch's!
Blue Rose! Take mine and Sunny's hands and polka!
Hey Anon2/Fancy we should call Jennifer Love Hewitt, tell her to come over here and play us some polka with her accordion vagina lips...
*muskrat love*
nibblin' on bacon, chewing on cheese, Sam says to Suzie honey would you please be my Mrs.
Wow! I'm really in the mood for IHOP, now.
Oh my god, y'all are the lamest cunts ever.
MizRo OHHNOOOOOOO you don't -stop tryin' to turn me on!!*****puts t-shirt back on Miz*********
Do the hokey pokie and you turn your self around
KeLL, Tyrone's Hooker: Holy shit!!! I think I just peed a little.
Oh my god, y'all are the lamest cunts ever.
mutterhals | 04.28.06 - 3:24 pm | #
Oh, SUCK OUR AFRO CLAMS!
Hell yeah Kell call her up!
Good comeback. I stand corrected.
Hey Anon2/Fancy we should call Jennifer Love Hewitt, tell her to come over here and play us some polka with her accordion vagina lips...
KeLL, Tyrone's Hooker | 04.28.06 - 3:23 pm | #
BWAHAHA! I fell out of my chair!
Oh my god, y'all are the lamest cunts ever.
mutterhals | 04.28.06 - 3:24 pm |
either shake your ass
or
STFO!
KeLL, Tyrone's Hooker | 04.28.06 - 3:23 pm | #
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don't you dare start that again KeLL
I never laughed so hard last time!!
Oh my god, y'all are the lamest cunts ever.
mutterhals | 04.28.06 - 3:24 pm |
Go twat it up somewhere else. Your breath smells like vadge.
Blue Rose thats called the SPF dance
mutterhals = fuckerballz
Fancy! Now I can't sit down! HAHAHA! Slap me gently, baby!
Sunny! A Miz and cheese dip?
Blue Rose! You hot!
who's an even BIGGER lame cunt ---YOU for reading it!
Go twat it up somewhere else. Your breath smells like vadge.
jennifer | 04.28.06 - 3:27 pm | #
I wuv you!
Blue Rose thats called the SPF dance
LMAO, that's actually the only dance I'd be pretty good at.
sunny
mutterhals
bite my ass cooterface!
Sunny! A Miz and cheese dip?
Mousie Afro Clam |
SURE!!
wuv you too NoAnjl.
*You're my angel, come and save me tonite.*
NoAnjl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ack, gots to go, my spawn is home. HAVE FUN LADIES!
I see you all and love what I see! What hot bitches!
Bye Blue Rose!
Bye blue Rose
Some say love it is a flower
AAAACH!! runs and hides!!
Oh my god, y'all are the lamest cunts ever.
mutterhals | 04.28.06 - 3:24 pm | #
how did he know how lame my cunt is................................................
........ is that my OBGYN? C'mon, no foolin, tell me......
HEY - we all still dancin'? Coz I've got "as long as I can have you here with me.....I'd much rather be....FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS......."
*shake-a shake-a shake-a my rump-a*
MOUSIE - that's some creepy shit, that there avatar!
That's what Suri Cruise will look like, all creepy alien eyes a-glowin'
Bye Blue Rose!!!
It doesn't matter what they say,
In the jealous games people play, heeeeey...
Alice I see you
Jenner, Foo threatened to cut off my tail if I didn't go back to my cuke. She thinks my green fucking eye is looking at her. Shhhh (it IS!)
don't you dare start that again KeLL
I never laughed so hard last time!!
sunny | 04.28.06 - 3:26 pm
Talking about vagina lips are fun..*sigh*
how did he know how lame my cunt is...is that my OBGYN? C'mon, no foolin, tell me......
jenner | 04.28.06 - 3:33 pm
Hahhahaha you have a lame cunt too?? Good, for awhile there I was thinking I was the only one!!
it really does look like one of those pictures where the eyes look at U no matter where U move.....*shudders, cries*
my cunt lips are so lame that they cant even get a cameltoe.
KeLL, Tyrone's Hooker | 04.28.06 - 3:41 pm | #
I've been a little lax (pun intended) with my keigels lately....
Good Night all!!! I hope you feel less shitty!
Have a great weekend! ***MWAH***
aw HELL YA "music sounds better with yoooou" whoop whoop
*raises roof*
Night MizRo!! Have a good one. Luvs Ya!
Bye MIzzzzzzzzzzzy!
Fancy, that was way TMI!
MizRo BYE Doll!!
yup that eye is def. creepy Mousie!
Have a good, Miz. See ya Monday!
OOOps! I forgot to thank all my dance partners! Curtsey***Thank YOU*****
Ciao! Love you all right back!
"I feel like........music sounds better with you......"
*waves hands in air, doesn't care*
haha I have a 80's pregnancy workout dvd and they have kegel exercises! I'm tight..er loose...er strong down there...I bet I can shoot out 20 pingpong balls if I wanted...hahaha
See ya Miz, my love!!
Sunny, people actually took a vote on here and by an overwhelming majority, they chose this one.
My cuke would like to thank the academy..................
20 ping pongs!?!?!?!??! Sweet, Paris's record is only 13, you got her beat!!!!!!!!!
I yell.."Fire in the hole!" when I unleash fury!! haha okay thats TMI..sorry..for that folks, sorry!!
KeLL, you silly sloot!
UNLEASH THE FURY
I just wanted you all to know that the party last night was fantastic and that I swear I had my picture taken like 500 times. I got so many date offers and offers of free jewelry that it makes you people bashing me totally worth it. I was the star. Anjelina didn't show so I was the It girl of the night!
Hot chicks at http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
Tyra is dating herself.
Bwhahahaha! Anonymous A-lister, you must be Maniston or Hohan! Wilmer V. got a lot of gifts on the Soprano's episode last week, too.
I was the It girl of the night!
Anonymous A-Lister | 04.28.06 - 3:56 pm | #
"IT" - yep, that about sums it up....
Anonymous A-Lister | 04.28.06 - 3:56 pm | #
yawn, what an idiot.
well La DI DA!
dammit - Ass-lister promise you'll stay around for at least another hour or 2 til I get home - I gots to leave work now, but YOU'RE TOO FUCKING ENTERTAINING
(though I really shouldn't take joy in tormenting the feeble minded, that's wrong of me.....)
Bye jenner!
Ass-lister, you're a delusional twat. How's that raw crotch holding up?
Anonymous A-Lister | 04.28.06 - 3:56 pm | #
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! I would humbly like to apologize. You are a fucking star!! I saw you last night on the Animal Channel's Pet Tricks! You ARE cute!!!! Now go fetch!
Ass-Lister is the It girl? Yeah like Cousin It from the Addams Family. Too fug to show her face!
just ignore the anon ass lister guys --she's just in desperate need for attention--she's looking for a fight and she's off her meds-NO ONE here believes her shit anyway!--Ignore and "IT " will scurry off
Bye Jenner!
see ya jennifer - hopefully by the time I leave work, shop, & get home Ass-Lister will still be here *crosses fingers*
Bye Jay/Spanky!
*dances out of office*
Anonymous A-Lister | 04.28.06 - 3:56 pm | #
You sound like you like to talk, there is another Anonymous in the Pitt-Jolie thread that would love to get your views on abortion. I think you two would be lovely together.
Have a good one jennifer!!!!
Bye Jenner!
LOL Jay!!
you too jenner
Someone got a little too carried away with her fucking Barbie fantasies.
bye Jenner
Anonymous A-Lister | 04.28.06 - 3:56 pm | #
Let's hope your next "gift bag" has a brain in it.
LOL NoAnji
as if any legitimate star would be on a gossip blog the afternoon after a major party??
guess she didn't have such a grand old time huh?
What you arent gonna tell us how luminous you are today??
NoAnjl, I'm not going just yet! This gonna get good!
Ok, Dlisters, I'm off. Got a hot date with Freddie Ljungberg and I need to freshen up.
Hope everyone has a great weekend and enjoy the rest of Fuck me Freaky Dildo Friday!
Jay and NoAnjl, you guys are killing me today?
anon2, your luminosity overwhelms this here rodent. Daya is going to give me your addy.
Night Jay and Jenner!
See ya Monday, Jay. Enjoy that hot date!
oh and lest we forget "ANgelina didn't show up"BWAaaaahahahahahhahahahahhaha!
umm she's 8 mos. pregnant and has been in Africa how long now??
HAHAHAHA total poser!
bye Jay!
sorry jennifer!
see ya JAY - give ookie a big wet one for me and your puppy too!!!!!
Yes mousie my luminosity is blinding..
Okay cool
You are all just jealous and it really doesn't bother me. Toodles, I have to go see my boyfriend now for a session and my publicist says to fuck off.
SMOOOOOCHHHHHHHHHEESS!
Oh come on talk to us. Tell us how great you are.
Bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha!!!
SEE?? what did I tell you?
she's scurrying outta here!!!!!!!
Tell you publicist to eat a greasy snatch
or a lame cunt....
Yes, I am luminous today girls. I went to the best spa in L.A. this morning for your information. It's a place you commoners can only dream of. I wish I could stay but the publicist says to knock it off so I can't. Mouse knows who I am and that's all I am going to say about that. A few of you guessed right but my point is to just stop being so jealous of celebrities. We know you want to be just like us and that is why we act like we do. You think we are high and mighty and really we are very high and mighty. We are the royalty of the United States and everyone else is just living in this world. You all want to get in but you can't. I have to go to another party tonight celebrating the end of another great season of my show. Toodles and keep wishing you were as hot as I am.
Is that your publicist in the Caption This?
Tell you publicist to eat a greasy snatch
Anon2/Fancy | 04.28.06 - 4:15 pm |
Better yet, suck afro clam!
Hope your luminous complexion doesn't blind him! Oh and your nose needs powdering.
OK, I don't know if anyone else mentioned, but he was on her show I think last month? I thought they mentioned he was married? You could tell though, by the way they were both acting, that they had something going on. But they were playing it off... I think because he said he was MARRIED?? I thought?? Well, not that it means anything anymore. But, in the end, who cares
Its Eva
Mousie she says you know who she is so spill biotch!
She had to go gargle. Her breath smelled like vadge. Fucking phony ass, deluded, loco twat!
Anonymouse, if your day job doesn't workout, try stand up cause you're fucking hysterical. Oh, and please send me some of what you're smoking!!!!
I guessed right.
You are......A fucking CUnt.
thank you.
and it's totally Eva.
Anonymous A-Lister
umm"commoners,luminosity"??
get your ass back too medevil times girl this is 2006 --no one speaks like that anymore --unless --OH that's right you must be Scarlett O'hara !
stop wasting our precious time here wannabe--you can't win!
oops! *Anonymous*
no offense to mice
I told you guys it's Eva.
sunny - LOL!!!!!
Memo to Ass Lister: TV shows typically shoot their last episodes in early April or late March. Asshat. Well on the pluc side, at least this one looked up the spelling of the words she used before she posted this time!
Bitch went to go get her 4:20 on.
But how does she tie in with Pat McGee??
And who the hell calls fucking their boyfriend a session?
Mouse that's why it takes her so long to respond--she's using that there er spellcheck y'all!
anon: you know eva is a filthy whore, she prob. fucked him for a taco.
Mousie, there are no typos because she had a properly assembled assistant.
I know Daya but he said he wrote it for a Jessica right?
Sunny I agree with you... I bet its some fucken kid saying dumb shit like that..
OK sorry to leave all the fun but I'm off!
Enjoy the entertainment!!
Jennifer, her blow-up penis deflated and she had nothing better to do!
Daya!
yes, but he was prolly lying, nobody wants to admit they fucked Eva fishy burrito Lonwhoria.
Bye Sunny! Have an awesome weekend!
What the hell is going on in here? Why the fuck is Tyra "Martian Head" Banks so fucking interesting? Seriously people. Let's talk about vertical smiles and penis burgers.
Its some old twat who watches old movies and picks up words like lumious.
KeLL EXACTLY!!
OK gotta go!
Bye Sunny, my lover on the side!!
See ya sunny girl! Have a great weekend!
Bye sunny!! No scat this weekend ok!!
I want to be a total asshat who goes on DListed and makes a jackass of themselves! Oh, if it weren't for liability laws, I would so out that little C U Next Tuesday!
Yo KeLL - I saw that - WTF!
Bye Sunny!
Foo, Anon A-Lister has been keeping us entertained. Before that, we were dancing!
I
MUST
DANCE!
That's from an episode of Roseanne
Who wants to go get high and then eat 5 bowls of Lucky Charms? I do.
Mousie aka Nips McGhee | 04.28.06 - 4:29 pm |
I love watching the Roseanne reruns on Nick at Nite!
wait, wait, wait...you REALLY KNOW who it is Mousie? Did I miss something?
Mouse - I see that. Nice. It's Longwhoria fer sure. Except she has a dirtier mouth. More like me.
LBFF - count me in!!! Don't forget me percs!
What?? who?? Sorry, sweetheart, it wasn't me typing that. It was my publicist. She told me not to write to you anymore because you're just jealous of my hotness.
NoAnjl - Cool. Don't forget we are having a contest to see who is the biggest slut this weekend. The winner will be determined Monday morning. I am going to mark my territory and pee in someone's yard. I'll be right back. Snort.
Foo, I'm down for it.
Mousie spill!
Foo, you already did that in my yard and Hagface wasn't amused. You marked his territory! *ducking fly swatter* I told you if you need to go, you can use our fucking outhouse!
NoAnjl, we'll talk.
KeLL - fire that cunt. You're mine!
Mousie - give it up sister!
Mousie Im waiting tap tap tap!
What?? who?? Sorry, sweetheart, it wasn't me typing that. It was my publicist. She told me not to write to you anymore because you're just jealous of my hotness.
KeLL, Tyrone's Hooker | 04.28.06 - 4:31 pm
Awww...if NoAnjl gets to know, I want to know... *sigh* 
tap tap tap
I gotta know who this fucktard is...
anon2, I will but not here. It isn't what you think. It's a hoot.
Fuck a duck! I missed the luminous one again?
fudgicles! I will have to find a computer this weekend to see if I can email you Mousie!
Ok mousie
NoAnjl, remember, I will be out of the country starting Monday........
OMG! How many of you bitches have ever wanted to do this?
http://www.nypost.com/news/natio...lnews/
63017.htm
It's high school all over again...and again I'm sitting with the nerds who don't know anything... *sigh again* jk
OK you hot sluts! I'm sneaking out of my cubicle Office Space style.
Have a good weekend!!!
Bye Jennifer!
See ya Jennifer!!
Bye Jennifer
Mouse - Hagface can kiss my furry ass. I'm sick of his shit. Do me a favor and put his muzzle back on. What's this horse shit about you leaving the country? I didn't give you permission for that.
Foo, neither did Dayanara, but my ass is going. And I'm leaving Hagface in the doghouse with Bubba the Hound Dog so they can share fleas. Do me a favour and throw them a biscuit once in a while as you check the still, okay? Yep - I am out for 8 glorious days in the sun! So guess what, you furry asshat, you get to make your own crank!
Okay I'm out like britney's fetus's's's jumping out of her coochie..
Bye Kell!!
Im out too!! Luv you Ho's!!
OH FUCK! The radio station I'm listening to is actually playing Popozao! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Bye KeLL!
Bye anon2! Check your emails!
DAMMIT! What do you mean make my own crank? If you think I'm going to babysit Hagface for you, then you are seriously delusional. Just put him in a straightjacket and leave him a bag of cheetos and he'll be fine. Where the hell do you think you're going? You won't get past customs carrying all that meth around.
I think the luminous lady is Paris. Mousie, you've got to make sure MK reads this thread. :-D
Anona Matronic aka Hugh Jorgan - HUH/ Why would Michael care about this thread? Once again, Mousie is clueless!
Foo - St. Bart's. Eat your heart out! And how in hell is Hagface supposed to eat his Cheetos if he's in a straight jacket! Duh. We all love you, Foo, but you're losing it.
Mousie - I did not know that!!! Have a wonderful time and a safe trip my love. I miss you already!
St Barts??? Good God Have Fun Mousie!!!! Relax and Enjoy. LBFF will keep us in line! xoxo
I'm out sexy bitches. As always, it's been a blast. Have a wonderful weekend.
I'm completely sane. Snort. Hagface can deal with it.
Have a great time in St. Barts! Try not to come home with an S.T.D.
NoAnjl, Michael just gave me your email. I'll shoot you one!
cya KeLL and Anon2 xoxo
Mouse - I'm in charge while you're gone bitch. I'll keep these little fuckers in line. They know what happens when they piss me off.
Bye slutmonkeys! Have a great weekend! Don't forget to skank it up. Take one for the team bitches! Snort.
Thanks, Foo! Keep your snoot clean, okay? I don't want to have to clean up any of your fucking messes when I get back. Watch MK for me, bitch. He gets out of line if you don't watch his ass!
Bye NoAnjl!
Cool Mousie!!!!! I will check!!! xoxo girl, have fun!!!!!!!
LBFF love you!!!!
Peace bitches, have a good one!!
I really like Tyler Perry - he's really smart and has some creative ideas, but I thought he was gay.
Mousie - I will bitch. I promise. No messes when you get back. Snort.
No Anjl - Love ya bitch! Keep your cooter clean this weekend!
Foo, stay out of my fucking cheetos while I'm gone!
He's a actor..Sheese!
I am off to a party celebrating my appearance in People Magazine's Most Beautiful issue. I am worshipped!
Anonymous A-Lister | 04.27.06 - 5:22 pm
Whoever anon a-lister is, they fucked up with the above comment yesterday.
There was no party celebrating People Magazine's Most Beautiful issue last night.
Mouse/ie why won't you say who it is? What's the problem?
They make a cute couple...I saw a connection between them when he was on her show.
he's gay and annoying. i hope he dies!!!
I am off to a party celebrating my appearance in People Magazine's Most Beautiful issue. I am worshipped!
Anonymous A-Lister | 04.27.06 - 5:22 pm
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Awwww, are you a Scientologist? Did they take you off your meds? Go towards the light...the light...the light...
i believe tyler is into dudes...that's what my gaydar says
hey y'all remember mutterahls or whatever its name is? called us lame cunts (just jealous of our dancing) - it posts on pajiba all the time:
I'm in the unfortunate position of spending entirely way too much time in front of a computer for 8 hours a day. This has made me develop an unhealthy addiction to celebrity gossip blogs, aka junk food of the internet. Every one of the blogs you mention are not worth a wet shit. They "ruminate" as you put it on the most petty and trivial matters, such as who Jessica Simpson is fucking, when will Nicole Ritchie die from her eating disorder, and just how fat is Britney Spears planning to get. I'm ashamed of myself and feel dirty in a way I haven't since I attended catholic school. Hi, my name is mutterhals, and I'm a celebrity-gossip-blogaholic. Please help me.
Posted by: mutterhals at February 16, 2006 11:09 AM
not that important, BUT FUNNY
Mutterhals LOVES the gossip junk, like a junkie
Next time, JUST DANCE Mutt!
Poor Tyra she doesn't even know Tyler Perry is a closeted homosexual. GIrlfriend watch out, your man is on the DOWN LOW!!!
ALL u fuckers are pathetic. Mouse I hate u
tyra always seems to have back luck with the men...good for her ass, i can't stand this power-bitch!!! 
she's a fake and a phony and i patiently wait for her downfall...
*waits*
sorry, that was creepy, but i really don't like this girl.
and tyler is a flamer.
HE IS FOR SURE 100% GAY. RUN WHILE YOU CAN TYRA UNLESS THIS IS A SCAM.
TYLER PERRY IS A BIG OL FAG
TYLER PERRY is GAY. So the in thing is for guys who used to be gay is to marry a straight woman? ewwwwww
Who in the heck wants to suck poop-on-a-stick? (Star Jones and Iman and Kelly Klein raises their hands).
This is really a silly rumor.
He isn't gay! Yall some haters! If they are dating why is it your business. While yall are commenting on their relationship, what is your spouse doing right now? If they like each other, then hell let it be! Tyler is just a good ass actor, and a good performer.
Wow, I just read most of the comments and they are negative. Tyler Perry & Tyra Banks are very successful people and work very hard at what they do. Stop all of the back biting and jealousy and just be happy for people. If anyone of you were making millions the conversation would be all positive. Concentrate on YOUR success and involve yourself in constructive things and you won't speak so negative about people. GW
TYLER PERRY IS NOT GAY! IF SHE DOESNT WANT HIM THEN I WILL TAKE HIM...PEOPLE GET TO SAYING SOMEONE'S GAY IF THEY DRESS UP LIKE THE OPPOSITE SEX...IT'S CALLED ACTING! ROBIN WILLIAMS, EDDIE MURPHY, MARTIN LAWRENCE, ALL HAVE DONE IT SO WHAT. MAN, STOP JUDGING SOMEONE FOR SENDING A MESSAGE...THAT'S ALL HE'S DOIN IS TRYING TO WAKE PEOPLE UP TO LIFE'S MISTAKES...HE'S SO REAL...
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