He forgot to mention it was the perfect size for Kirk's asshole.
That was...weird
yes, and pants were made to be put on legs, so we have legs!
I saw this a few days ago and I guess I'm retarded but I don't get it
As someone who tried to double major in Anthro. This offends me. Isn't it just as possible that god created that to fit in an animal hand...who we evolved from? =)
Hahaha. Kirk looks SO uncomfortable. His hand is by his private the whole time, and he is shifting like he has hemmorhoids. I feel sorry for his six kids. He seems like such a nice guy. 
Even Kirk is embarrassed
So how does he explain the lack of ease with which we eat an orange or a cow?
Whaaaa?
Gee you think the banana was made for man or monkey? (Im not sure who were dealing with in this actual video though)
That man should give Sexual Education on elementary schools :P
By the way, I'm an Aetheist, and I don't find bananas nightmarish at all!
that is so retarded
O.K., I'd like to see him try and put a condom on that sucker.
Tang--You are clearly not a lesbian =)
omg!
Um, i am sure my cock has three ridges somewhere on it and can fit in someone's hand perfectly. DId God make it that way?
He and the Sunday Night Sex Show lady should get together. She pretend-fellates a dildo much the way he pretend eats a banana.
Next up, pineapple.
WTF!
thank god for evolution, i feel sorry for those cavemen who couldn't hold a bananna..poor bastards.
hey bitches, what did i miss?
Next he will tell us that God was the inventor of the falling on a banana peel gag....God so wanted us to be amused by others' pain.
that shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s
i nearly shit myself when he made the O face.
My penis banana av is highly offended!
Oahu - LMFAO!!
that whole film just wasn't right
dammit, can't watch it at work! have to wait til home
i went to a seminar by Sue Johanson (sunday night sex show lady) and she put a condom on a dildo with her mouth: very complelling. That had nothing to do with Kirk Cameron but somebody above me mention her.
"perfect shape for point of entry"????
wow.
DAMN, SEX PSA'S SURE HAVE CHANGED SINCE I WAS YOUNGER.SPIT THE SHIT OUT ALREADY... "THIS IS HOW YOU SUCK A D!CK"
What the fuck does any of that verbal diarhea have to do with Christianity? Glad I'm a Satanist.
Rabies | 04.28.06 - 4:53 pm | #
I agree that many things in life seem guided in their design but a banana was a horrible choice because people automatically think of monkeys with bananas..not people...and when they think of monkeys and religion..they think evolution.
Fuck Scientology...we should be worried about the Christians!!
Great clip
Shondi--Nah. Christians just guilt you into staying with and paying the church. You are contractually obligated with Scientology.
can't see it...and when i finally get to, it won't matter anymore!
That was the funniest thing ever!
spin sycle--Basically he proposes that god designed a banana to fit perfectly in the human hand, peel easily like a nature's del monte fruit cup, and is pointed and curvy so it just asks to be put in your mouth. Furthermore, he calls it an athiest's nightmare because apparently it shows devine design.
The Corona bottle in my hand seems also to be of divine creation...thanks, God!
"so it won't squirt you in the face"?!?! "for ease of entry into the human mouth"?!?! I thought Kirk was gonna shit himself. I can't believe that guy was so serious about that shit!
I loved when he made the O ring with his fingers and just slipped the yellow bastard right on in there. Oh Kirk, you know Mike Seaver would be making witty comments...and you should steal that banana and give it to Tracy..girl is getting thin again I think.
It looked like Kirk was a wee uncomfortable, squirming and shifting around in his chair LOL!!!
I'm out. Have a great weekend!
rabies...thanks....that sound so damned....crazy! glad i'm an atheist too.....i suppose he has some clever quip regarding the platypus!
I feel like I need a shower after watching that! LOL!
" DAMN, SEX PSA'S SURE HAVE CHANGED SINCE I WAS YOUNGER.SPIT THE SHIT OUT ALREADY... "THIS IS HOW YOU SUCK A D!CK"
oliand1 | 04.28.06 - 4:56 pm | #
I am dying here LMAOFFFFF!!
Bye NoAnjl! You too!!
I've seen that before...that guy's insane...too bad the pretty's been wasted on Kirk.
"It curves toward the face to make the whole process so much easier."
Damn brother. Come to think about it... there really IS a gOD!
So if by posting this your point is that all religious people are to a greater or lesser degree ... retarded... then Ima have to agree with you on dat. The war on drugs ought start with Religion: the most destructive crutch of all!
oh and funny clip BTW. Does it end with a money shot?
omg...that was one of the weirdest creepiest things i have ever seen
I have a cramp in my ass muscle....A cramp in my ASS MUSCLE! is that divine design too?
isn't divine design a decorating show in hgtv? and what does that have to do with bananas?
spin scycle...I like to believe that Candace Olson was sent to us from God as well (host of Divine Design on HGTV)
I like to believe that Candace Olson was sent to us from God as well (host of Divine Design on HGTV)
Rabies
Morons like this make normal people who believe in God look stupid. In the long run the joke will be on the atheists though.
they were joking right? that's a parody of intelligent design, right?
Shondi--Nah. Christians just guilt you into staying with and paying the church. You are contractually obligated with Scientology.
Rabies
And $cientologists make you give them your alien spawn...er...children!!
I'm a Christian and this even embarasses me. It makes all Christians look like weirdos. Seriously, I'm offended and insulted by this analogy.
God, that was really hillarious. It took me back to where I was in Christian and had to watch these types of movies while passing notes to my friends pointing out all of the sexual innuendos. Is it sad or just pathetic that people still believe stuff like this is true?
Lizzie:
yes!
Pardon me, I meant to say Christian school...sorry about that!
Somehow I feel dirty
apes open their bananas from the other end by squeezing the bottom... so i guess god made it user friendly.
The best part of the whole thing is watching Kirk Cameron's reaction. Kirk is a freak, and even HE looks extremely uncomfortable.
That whole scene could have turned into porn any second. I just kept waiting for him to put it in his mouth.
I guess the fact that fruit is supposed to be nature's perfect design mean nothing to these people...Jeez, they will take credit for anything when they are trying to make a point.
Both Kirk and and that other Baldwin brother are crazy christians.
"And it's even curved toward your face to make the whole process so much easier!" Bwahahahahahaha! So is Cameron's dick, you moron.
The banana is the athiest's nightmare?
Oh, okay.
This was so funny/bizarre on so many levels, I don't know where to begin.
-_-
"perfect shape for point of entry"????
wow.
Oahu | 04.28.06 - 4:56 pm | #
I KNOW!
I guess my husband should thank God for the creation of the Atari joystick.
spin scycle...I like to believe that Candace Olson was sent to us from God as well (host of Divine Design on HGTV)
Rabies | 04.28.06 - 5:18 pm | #
She's like 6 foot 2, have you ever noticed?
She was sent by God to make our homes more genteel.
I like her designs. And she's funny...and a giant.
You know, I just watched this damn video again, and he's missing one important fact.
Apes have been eating bananas as long or perhaps even longer than humans.
This video was an endorsement for EVOLUTION!
wtf?!?!
No way.
Oahu - me too!!! LMFAAO
Yeah, all that hokey pokey sure does a **good** job of explaining the banana, but this sure is specific to that one fruit (the actual fruit, not the guy...). Sure makes an apple look like a freak of nature. Not at all curved for my point of entry.
Dang. Why is Kirk Cameron on this show - I don't get it...
Sure makes an apple look like a freak of nature. Not at all curved for my point of entry.
ROFL. That's what I said too. Oranges are so difficult to eat. So are animals.
And Kirk Cameron is all super religious. He did that movie about the rapture. His sister (Candace Cameron from Full House) is similarly off of acting now and WAY into the church.
WTF?
Finger me, baby. Yeah. Now, peel me baby, oh yeah, that's right... Keep going...
Yeah, it does make sane, real Christians (like me!) feel really, really bad. On behalf of us, sorry. Every belief system has its top-shelf-tool-jobs, and this guy is our number one candidate...
how does that splain coconuts?
anyway, why'd the video stop right before kirk and the aussie get busy with that banana? whadda tease...
FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe God should have spent a little less fucking time on the banana, and little more time creating a unified religion so we aren't always at war in his name....stupid bastard!
Oy Vey!
quite possibly the gayest thing i have ever heard.
Was this made for Sex Ed.
LA you're right, that's one reason why i love watching cuz she's the same height or taller that the guys!
Candice Olsen has my dream job. A bunch of hunky guys to boss around and make them redecorate for ya. "You, sew my drapes. You, paint my walls. You, wire me in a chandelier. You, build me some shelves."
Sigh. Heaven.
Chino is hardly a hunk. =)
actually..I think it's chico. Haven't had that channel since this past summer =(
I think Chico is cute!! He's got a great sense of humor. And yah, Edward is gay, but oh well!! The carpenter Paul and the painter, Andrew... I'd hit them. Hard. Especially if they did decorating for me.
Is it sad that I know all their names? LOL!!
Well, I was an avid HGTVer but I only know Chico. =)
what a fool. he cannot be serious.
I heard about this the other day and wanted to look it up but forgot. Thanks for posting it. CRAZY!
What the hell????? surely that was not for real
he forgot to mention that monkeys ate bananas first. hmmm...kind of reinforces the idea of evolution if you ask me...
OK!!! I KNOW THIS IS LATE! but i'm at home now...i finally got to watch this....and you know, there is gay and then there is GAY!!!
these guys are so in the closet they're opening christmas presents!!!
ROLMFAO!!!!
Candice Olsen has my dream job. A bunch of hunky guys to boss around and make them redecorate for ya. "You, sew my drapes. You, paint my walls. You, wire me in a chandelier. You, build me some shelves."
fulfills my whole fantasy of men! cleaning my house & fixing everything & making it look nice!
*creams*
he forgot to mention that monkeys ate bananas first. hmmm...kind of reinforces the idea of evolution if you ask me...
yup! we're built to eat the same sort od stuff! we're just a variation of ape!
That is priceless. Thx MK.
WHAT THE FUCK!?
can we say "homoerotica"?
that is heeeee-laaarrrr-ious.
bananas are an atheist's worst nightmare.
that's what i love about dlisted. beautiful.
hahaha. This would be a GREAT Davey and Goliath ala South Park!!!
He looks like he has regressed to Mike Seaver and gets all embarrassed when that dude talks about the "soda can" squirting. Goofy bastard.
He looks like he has regressed to Mike Seaver and gets all embarrassed when that dude talks about the "soda can" squirting
don't let it squirt you in the face!!
That banana's making me SO horny!!!
UM...Is he giving blow job lessons or what...he needs to go audition for REAL SEX...LMAO
I was reminded of that Rainbow Kids show clip..."I've only gotta small plucker..."
Lol!
Bug Spray - You totally know the guys on Divine Design! LOL! (I love them!) (But I like Debbie Travis' Facelift just as much.)
Jeez...everything I hate about religious morons displayed in one clip. Amazing!
Apples ARE easy to eat as long as an evil serpent tells you to eat them. However, God will curse you and kick your ass out of the Garden of Eden.
The moral of the story is:
Stick to eating phallic foods. God created your oral aperture for phalluses.
Now get on your knees and pray.
and after the clip, they both banged each others assholes with the banana. truly the perfect fruit.
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