first!
better not get fug bitch, cuz your brain isn't going to take you places
Omg, how ..... stupid.
Does she have a brain? I mean Jade, and the person who just posted 'first!'
Coming from Jade...no, not surprising!
Bitch is terrible...
I hate her. I am so pissed off that Nnenna petered out because she was the most naturally beautiful thing ever. It sucks that being smart and confident is always considered "boring" and "smug". I've never like a real working model for her personality. It sucks that you have to be a tard and a bitch to win this shit anymore.
what's this bitch's racial mix again?
I agree Rabies!
Book by it's cover? Well, this is one book I won't be checking out of the library!
She's half black and half white. Or a "biracial butterfly" as she always calls it. So maybe she's 1/4 insect too?
that doesn't make any sense... what you see is what you get... don't judge a book by it's cover. If what you see is what you get then the cover tells it all!!!
Yeah, MK, I nearly dropped dead when they got rid of her last night. When Furonda is still in this shit (talk about your insects), there is something dead wrong.
Did you see her Cover Girl commercial on ANTM? That shit was hilarious! "That felt fabulous!"
what a moron, did she win? or is it over yet? I didn't care for the girls this season.
Scout--that's sorta the point. Tyra totally called her out on being so confusing
i don't know, i'm kinda over the whole bald model thing. i was tired of looking at nnenna. and i thought she was so mean to that other girl who cried all the time.
jade is a fucktard, plain and simple. she reminds me of jocelyn wildenstein (sp?).
Anon--No, there are 3 episodes left.
You mean Tyra caught that? I guess I don't give that bitch enough credit!
I think that she is also has some asian (chinese?) ancestry too.
She is a hooker BUT she is gorgeous. The fact of the matter is she is probably no more vapid than most other models. Even if you don't start off nutz that industry could make you into a fool real quick. Half of those kids barely made it through high school and then you make tons of money for being pretty. That combo does not make for devleoping into a human worth listening to.
She kinda looks like a big cat. I love cats but this one is creepy.
dumb cunt just contradicted herself, I guess lots of models are stupid as hell!!
Yes. Another reason why she is still on the show.
isn't that contradictory? am i stating the obvious?
i love that quote.
it reminds me of that poem, "back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other..."
i forgot the rest.
it's all about ratings, i guess.
Good job dumb ass you negated yourself out LOL
people love to watch the stupid on television.
i think they're all fug and stupid this season. i guess america is getting so obese that all that's left is butterfaces... that's it! America's Next Top Butterface. UPN, watch out!
Hey, at least Nnenna wanted it. They had to run down Sara and like force her to be there.
Does this dumbass realize that what you see is what you get is the same as judging a book by it's cover???? And how are her tits not falling out in that pic?
Why does she talk in 3rd person - that's so annoying!! Besides she looks like Dionne Warwick and that's not a compliment!
That had to be the dumbest thing I've heard/read all day.
hey you guys, looks can be deceiving, so take it at face value.
She always does the 3rd person thing. "Jade can dance!"
the grass is always greener on the other side, but the grapes are probably sour.
i love idiots...they make life much more enjoyable!
hey you guys, looks can be deceiving, so take it at face value.
tim | 04.28.06 - 5:18 pm | #
Hahaha! And on that note, I'm out, have a good one!
thanks tim, made me have to google. And why in the WORLD did we ever learn this?
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men stood up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A blind man there to see fair play
And two big dummies to shout hurray
A legless donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and arrested the 2 dead boys
some people honestly have no other reason for their existence except to be pointed & laughed at by the rest of us!
less is more, gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!!
People actually watch this shit?
Maybe someday you'd like to come over to the house and watch me fondle my balls and pick my nose?
kellie pickler would totally get that poem
"Don't laugh at Jade! Jade is not funny, she is hilarious! Laugh at Jade all you want!"
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men stood up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A blind man there to see fair play
And two big dummies to shout hurray
A legless donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and arrested the 2 dead boys
-jade
jade thinks jade did a great job writing jade's poem.
I like the part where the legless donkey kicks the blind man in the eye the best. =) I can picture it. It's like one of those rhetorical questions...what sound does a legless donkey make when it kicks a blind man in the eye?
Jade used to drive me nuts. But I think she's getting the 'bitchy' edit end of the stick.
She may be crazier than a shithouse rat, but she's a thousand times more interesting than that robot, Nnenna. Nnenna is beautiful, but she's a one-trick pony. Her doll and mermaid pictures were dreadful.
I'm putting my money on Danielle. She cracks me up.
"wax on...wax off..."
-jade
she really likes to cover her bases.
She is fugly and that hair is nasty. Put a bag over your head.
I'm rooting for Joanie now. Bitch is talented, raunchy, and went though 18 hours of snaggle-ectomy and didn't complain.
The teeth thing was gross. I was cringing the entire time.
GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW she is so full of shit that it is pouring out of her ears. I hate her but dont want to see her leave because she is so stupid
I LOVE SCOTT's AVATAR!! good deal
I am so not into Jade and so pissed they got rid of Nnenna! I so wanted her to win! Jade's a dumb blonde!
She's a smart one
love jade 
)
I lost so much love for Nnenna when I saw the way she jerked around her stalker boyfriend. But I wanted a smart girl to win. She's a chemist...*sigh*. Not just saying she's smart like Sara.
Jade's too long in the tooth to be ANTM. That ship sailed right past her years ago.
it reminds me of that poem, "back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other..."
i forgot the rest.
tim | 04.28.06 - 5:14 pm |
That's funny! I've never heard that before. Who wrote it? Jewel?
fo sho, i'm not sho...
i heard it years ago, and was reminded of it via jade, the poetess.
The only thing I've seen from this show is that Jade clip MK posted trying to do the Cover Girl commercial. Jade should have said this while holding the make up bottle.
so basically what I get is a man, right?
huh!
lol 
all of the girls this season suck and look gross.
Jade and Furonda need to leave NOW.
Jade is quite the master of complexity there, isn't she? Did she get a discount on cliches at the local large lots warehouse?
she may not have aced grammar school but imo she has experience and knowledge most of y'all wish you had. i value people for their insight not their proper verbage.
this bitch is hot.
Can I nominate Jade for Hot Slut of the Day sometime?
if what you see is what you get then in this case i would think you could judge the book by the cover???
okee.. show us your guts lady
Bitch is stupid. What ever she said does not make sense
LOL LOL LOL @ that pose
This bitch couldn't have won anything that has to do with a "top model"! Don't they have to be pretty? She looks like someone poured bleach on her--she's all one color!
remeber the time when this bitch did a fake cry and tyra told her to stop the acting?
Hi Scout! You know what I am laughing at, it will never get old! 
Jade is so.............DEEP!
GO YANKEES 
Dont judge a book by it's cover? Does ANYONE come up with their own shit!? it's 2006 people!! get some new lines!
Is she supposed to be floating upside down in that picture or something?
Jade's performance at the Cover Girl commercial was not terrible, it was simply pathetic, I am sorry but I have to suggest for her to look at something else to do for a career, she is no model material.
Jade looks like a cougar and Furonda looks like ET.
oxyMORON!
ANTM did a whole clip reel on their catch up episode with a shit load of the stupid crap Jade says. She likes to invent words, too. Dumb bitch.
As Ron Burgundy would say: "when in Rome..."
i like when she said she is "analystic" like always analyzing things and shit.
Jade is Trantastic! lol.
I don't know if she is pretty enough to be a model but she sure is stupid enough.
Dumb as a box of rocks.
Uhmm, isn't that an oxymoron? "Moron" being the operative word.
Is that quote supposed to be an oxymoron &/or paradox or something?
lol she always contradicts herself.
seriously, why is jade still on the show? she is full of shit and thinks that her shit don't stink...can't stand her ass!!
she usually looks like skeletor; here she actually looks *gasps* halfway decent?...wtf, was that a pig that just flew by?
yes it was. 
thats the funniest fucking thing ever
and they say models are not smart
It makes no sense that the likes of Jade and *gag* Furonda are still there and the most gorgeous woman ANTM has EVER had was eliminated. It makes me not even want to watch this shit any more. Fuck Tyra.
That sounds like something Tyra would say.
I'm speechless at how moronic that statement was.
I used to work with this bitch at a club here in NY...can't really say anything bad cause she was a bartender and made my drinks. She's not all that though so she needs to turn the attitude down a notch.
"fuck tyra."
exactly nycmami, exactly.
Well, if I were to judge Jade by her cover I would have to go with "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas."
When she walks around without makeup, I could swear I am watching a bad remake of that movie.
Ya'll are crazy. Jade is hot. I didn't like her at first but she is growing on me. Plus I think she is getting to look like a bitch. I bet you all those other girls are worse than her but we just don't see that. Jade takes amazing pics. She's hot and she's a frontrunner for this competition.
She has the usual warm, intelligent, and inviting look that most of these models sport.
Americas next top tranny
I'm curious to know who let her out of her cage and gave her permission to speak.
That is Ghetto-telligent!
None of the victors of this vapid series get awarded juicy contracts afterwards.
That flat-chested, oversexed Adrian chick who does the Brady did Playboy. That's it. No top runway assignments. No Vogue covers. They fade into oblivion and realize it shortly after 'winning'.
This show is a crock and Miss Tyra is the crock-master.
She's a walking contradition, isn't she? I luvd the jadism vocabulary special ANTM ran last week.
jade is too old to be a top model...shes in her mid 20s...top models start at 15/16 years old
Poor Jade! All she needs "is a lil more direction". That is next weeks quote.
I had no idea she was in Jay-Z's Change Clothes video!!! No wonder she thinks she's America's Next Top Model already.
it was a okay picture
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