meg ryan's, alexis arquette's & Mickey Rourke's
perez is so lame.
a swollen anus (ew)
one giant hemorroid.
1st, bitches!
krispy kreme
Lisa Rinna's lips remind me of Paris Hilton's vagina *before* labia reconstruction surgery.
the holocaust.
i should say, john travolta's swollen anus after he's spent a few hours with Tom Cruise
teri hatcher's uncle.
the pig slaughterhouse.
...pennywise's balloon animals.
...people allergic to bee stings.
...tisha campbell.
...how bad that bitch deserves to get hit. The lips mock me.
Perez *also* commented on a Jessica Simpson pic, "I'd still hit it!"
As if!
My pussy lips after my bf fucks the shit out of me.
the blob.
...how nice Miss Piggy looks after having lost the excess weight.
the day I gave birth
... Britney's Labia after she pops out #2!
DJ AM's liposuction.
big, banged-out, old vag lips...
a fetal pig from 7th grade science class.
Except for her lips, I think she's beautiful. Well, okay, I could do without the implants!
for peanutbutter!
Rocky Balboa's face after he climbed outta the ring in Rocky I, II, III, IV, V, and Rocky VIII -- The Nursing Home Dust-Up
meh
The scarrification on Seal's face, except pinker.
and snuh
Perez is a fucking tool.
Err...of.
a big wad of bubblegum stuck to the back of a seat on a bus.
Perez Hilton is a fuckstick who isn't even fit to lick Michael's pinky toe!
Harry Hamlin's love of blow jobs.
a sucker fish
an athiest's worst nightmare
having to feed my fish
And the indentation at the top of her upper lip is crooked. She looks like someone who's had surgery to repair some disfigurement. Did she actually pay to have them look like that? Ick.
what it would look like if my grandma went down on me.
HAHAH SHONDI
an athiest's worst nightmare
Shondi | 04.28.06 - 6:07 pm |
Shondi on fire today!
My dog got real constipated once and he was walking around the house trying to shit and his asshole got all swollen and pink like that. He kepy puffing it out and it looked just like Lisa Rinna's lips. Then one night he let fly with a big fucking turd followed by diarrhea all over my kitchen.
one giant hemorroid.
tim | 04.28.06 - 5:57 pm | #
Copy that!
a restylyne nighmare
actually, what the eff is up with her cross-eyed nipples. to think this labia-faced hedgehog has actually had 'work' done??
I've noticed that Perez has been copying most everything you do now. He even has a "Caption This". What a fucking whoreanus! You rule MK!!!
Thanks, versace! I just vommed. UGH!
I must be the only one that has never viewed Perez's page...
Blocked by WebBlocker. HeHe. Oh, well.
versace | 04.28.06 - 6:09 pm | #
Wuhoo what a fine mess I bet that was
i hate perez hilton more than i hate tom cruise. and that's saying a lot. what a no-talent hack, fat-ass fugly in his free ben sherman. blech!
MK, you should imitate Perez and get some asshat bangs!
Floaties!
of recycled materials?
dog shit rising out of melting snow
a Venus fly trap.
Aww, hey, venus fly traps are hot.
I stopped going to Perez's site ages ago. I won't give him hits anymore...and I'm starting to get bored with Trent over at Pink. Have to say MK seems the least impressed by celebs...and that's why I'd fuck that bitch blind.
Shondi, MK's hair is not only curly - it's REAL!
oooo, his fugly bangs are fucking grosser than his fucking fugly face. and, his fucking fugly face is fucking fugly fat and fucking fugly disgusting.
an athiest's worst nightmare
Shondi
fishbait!
I love fill in the blank.
I too have not seen Perez page until today.
dog shit rising out of melting snow
that was sheer genius!!
The cheap soap opera whore she really is.
Pink twinkies.
PEREZ IS SO FAT. Nothing like your hot ass MK. xoxo
bozo's mother
a Streetsweeper...
growing old disgracefully.
...a very botched cosmetic procedure. Either that, or Harry's been giving her a fat lip.
I go to Perez just to read the comments after he posts a pic of himself...friggin hilarious!!
Wow you guys are so angry and full of hate and rude insults.
Keep up the good work.
my seat being able to be used as a flotation device in the event of a crash
A baboon ass.
Lisa Rinna's lips remind me of a pornstars twat after a gangbang
...sad porn.
a donkey punch to the front of the head
Perez's fat face
gotta keep up with tim!
...how fat perez is.
(following marty)
a baboon's butt!
A wet air mattress from the pool, folded in half. Bet they squeek and give you skin burns.
bloated chicken breats stacked on top of each other.
two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese all on a sesame seed bun!
Audrey 2
luv yer pic pats!!!
Bill Cosby's lips after he has scoffed down 20 Bowls of Jello
...(sadly) my own lips when my dentist put braces on my teeth for the first time...
I love the way Perez pasted his fat head on the top of someone else's body in his "twin" post!
of an abstinence ad.
Bill Cosby's lips after he has scoffed down 20 Bowls of Jello
"have a can of coke and shut the fuck up!"
i fuked that all up:
"have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!"
perez is lame. but that orlando bloom is HOT.
perez is so lame. he's such a gross wannabe poser.
Gremlin ears.
Ricky Martin's ass after all of Menudo had a go at it.
My colonoscopy appointment
"In the event of an emergency, lips can be used as a flotation device"
the lasting results of kissing a red hot cast iron skillet.. ow
My colonoscopy appointment
Shondi | 04.28.06 - 6:31 pm | #
Backalley lip replacement surgery.
hemmoroids
versace--Ew. Are you saying her lips look like a prolapsed anus? lol
They look like Zombie Hilton's rotten labia.
A Buffalow's asshole.....with hemmroids!
...remind me of..the way a person's face looks when they smoosh it up against a window.
My ball sack
..those fake wax lips we wore when we were little...
John if your nuts look like that you may want to see a doctor.
Ronald McDonald making a kissy-face
Pringles
okay, enough about her lips...why is her head shaped like a square?
My dog got real constipated once and he was walking around the house trying to shit and his asshole got all swollen and pink like that. He kepy puffing it out and it looked just like Lisa Rinna's lips. Then one night he let fly with a big fucking turd followed by diarrhea all over my kitchen.
versace
Versace...is this is true it's something that can be very bad for a dog or cat. The straining will sometimes rupture the colon and it will become prolapsed...this condition can require surgery. I've seen a lot of small animals die from constipation and the prolapsing of their rectums. Give your dog some laxaton next time...or an enema.
Her lips kind of do look like that.
14--the plastic surgeon slipped when trying to do her lips, that's why.
An Anus with lipgloss on it.
Bonch- That rocked. But maybe it's not lip gloss so much as astroglide
A stick-on Garfield on a back windshield.
Labia.
MALFORMED ASS CHEEKS
MK rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Perez is a POSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anon.- Technically, labia means lips.
Lisa Rinna's lips remind me of...
Perez Hilton's swollen asshole after Parasite and Hohan's limo drivers assrammed him until Nachos crashed the car.
a cows va jay jay
Her hair is so tired.
Change your style, lady. Christ.
Michael Jackson's sister... really
MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER AND THE RESULTING YEAST INFECTION....I CAN STILL FEEL THE BURN
Severe allergic reaction to *NUTS*
(perez is a shameless whore, just like, well..paris! hate them both!)
MK, Perez is too busy kissing Paris' ass to be original anymore. I didn't even bother to click the link and I knew it was him, which is another reason why I don't bother to view his page anymore. I bet he didn't even mention it was your idea.
DESPERATION
Paris Hilton's etc....blablabla
MK ARE YOU GONNA LET PEREZ PLAGERIZE YOUR SHIT?
BEAT THAT BITCHES ASS! HE IS CRAMMED SO FAR UP PHILTONS ASS THAT HE SWALLOWS NACHOS JIZZ!!!
chop suey.
this one time at band camp.....
hemmoroid pillows
but the more pressing issue is what's up with that HAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Is it just me or is it FEATHERED?
Reminds me of the popular girl in grade 8....
BTW - a few months ago I posted here asking if anyone agreed with me that Perez was getting lame - no one answered -the above hate-filled comments make me so proud *wipes tear*
how I should go fishing.
Does she have anything left that's "REAL" on her? (Ugly, bleached hair, face job, fake big-ass lips, fake tits.) UGH!
perez hilton is as unoriginal as ____________
perez hilton is as unoriginal as ____________
Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 7:21 pm | #
perez hilton
(is that allowed?)
reminds me of that fucking moonhead perez hilton's vagina flapjack lips
A flotation device
A hogs butt
I could go on .
Fuck Perez Hilton
YOu rock MK
Sadly, Perez's readers don't get it. Lame.
Fuck Perez MK!
He copies everyone and their mother. You are the bomb and his stupid site instead of being called
"Hollywood's Most Hated Website" it should be called "Hollywood's most unoriginal site".
You are the bomb and this wishes he was as witty as you so I'm hoping lighting will strike his ass or atleast he can fall in the pool with Paris and they both can get electrecuted stupid twats the both of them.
xoxo
Jenner -- you are correct!
I used to LOOOOOOOVE perez
The problem for me isn't his "budding celebrity", it's that he totally lost his snark
And not only did he lose his snark, but he lost it to befriend 2 of the WORST CELEBRITIES EVER - Lohan & Paris - I mean, COME ON
If he was doing it to be ironic, well, OK, but I don't think he has that ability....
used to be dlisted & perez tied, now dlisted is a MILLION times better
Not sucking up, I swear, I truly LOVE THIS SITE and all the bitches that post all the time
y'all make my life complete.....shit, I'm crying again
britney spears vagina?
Jenner -- you are correct!
Anonymous | 04.28.06 - 7:28 pm | #
I WON!?!???!? YEEEEEEEEEEAH!
omg i hateeeeeeee perez hilton and his gigantic carb face !!!!!
here's a great picture of this monstrosity in all his fatness !
http://churchofannette.blogspot....her-
people.html
An old shaved vagina
Jenner don't feel bad MK IS the shit, hands down. It's not hard to admit this site is extremely addicting and witty plus I personally love it when MK reminds me of people and I completely forgot about. Some of the 80's stuff he posts, no one talks about anymore.
yeah...dlisted is...
SNARCOTIC!!!!
i thought it up all by myself!
Yeah, I'm completely addicted.
I keep having to remind myself I'll be unemployed if I keep spending all my time here.
But dayam, it is sooo tempting. Maybe we need a Dlisted Anonymous?
yeah...dlisted is...
SNARCOTIC!!!!
i thought it up all by myself!
spin sycle
Fooking BRILLIANT!!!
Natalie N | 04.28.06 - 7:36 pm | #
well thanks for THAT, got my nightmare fuel for tonight
thanks Candy, BugSpray *sniff*
I love you guys *drunk weeping*
spin sycle | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 7:40 pm | #
I think MK also needs to create a glossary section - snarcotic, twat it up, bangina, um....lots of others I can't think of right now..........but snarcotic will be there!
I love you all, too. WAH!!
Okay, is it possibly this picture that is making us all cry?
a skin graft.
Hotdots with no skin
Spin sycle, you better hurry up and add that to the urban dictionary before someone steals your term and takes full credit. I like it. Ingenious.
it's possible! Though Kfed makes me cry more
Hotdots with no skin
kathotdog | 04.28.06 - 7:47 pm | #
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Brit Brit's Kagina after baby #2? ack
MK, for a fill in the blank, you need to have:
"I'd rather ________ than fuck Tom Cruise."
Imagine what fun that would be. MUAHAHAHA!!!
Spin sycle, you better hurry up and add that to the urban dictionary before someone steals your term and takes full credit. I like it. Ingenious.
Candy
done and DONE!
MK you are the man!!!!!
A Carnival Cruise.
omg perez is a moron. I finally saw that german tv shit - classic. Although I felt kinda sorry for him afterwards though, bc he's such a dork. But so entertaining.
i just did 'snarkalicious' too
I got sick of Perez's brand of self adulation, I quit his site ages ago. (Yawn). He'd probably kiss his own ass, if he could bend over that far.
molly | 04.28.06 - 7:59 pm | #
what German TV thing???? It sounds familiar, but I have a headache & am therefore slooooooooo.......................................
................sorry - slow today
i just did 'snarkalicious' too
spin sycle | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 8:03 pm | #
german perez is on youtube - god bless youtube!
So does this mean Perez reads our comments too?!!!
Perez's asshole or mouth or both.
...two bloodworms....
So does this mean Perez reads our comments too?!!!
scout | 04.28.06 - 8:24 pm | #
Yes. I wonder where he finds the time. He's so busy being famous and all. For those who haven't seen it, look at what Pajiba has to say about him. With added commentary from Gawker.
http://www.pajiba.com/perez-hilton.htm
a baboon's butt?
Britney's Brazilian-waxed Bagina
Two albino slugs doin' the nasty...
A trout with thrush.
An arena, and Aerosmith is the main act! Yeah!
Two blood sausages.
Perez's hemorrhoids
My cat's pussy in heat
A burn victim's asshole
Perez's mama's twat.
Katie Holmes' herpes
a yeast infection
King Kong's chocolate starfish?
The suckerfish at the bottom of my aquarium...
MK, you are soooo much better than Perez. Your site is like the secret addictive ingredient McDonald's puts in their food that keeps you coming back for more. Super-Size me!!!
Gay Al's buttplug
Can someone answer me why Perez can't stop referring to himself in the third person? That shit is old. I cannot stand his site. MK you are the best and that's why he wants to be your hot ass!!!!!
A toilet plunger!
Your site is so much fucking better. I used to go to Perez's all the time and then he started posting all the pictures of himself and it was lame. Luckily other people put your address in the comment section. At least all the other sites have links to more gossip. Where are his? And all he does is self indulge in his relationship w/ Paris and that hag lohan. He is more than likely sitting right next to them snorting it all up. Thanks for keeping everyone entertained while he makes everyone yawn
puckered asshole.....
an ovulating cow's fleshy vagina
These comments from perez's site are too funny .
----------------------------
copy dlisted much??
Posted by: aaaaaaa | April 28, 2006 06:12 PM
Way to rip off Dlisted Perez. I guess it can't hurt, that site is way funnier and has better stories than your Paris Hilton ass kissing site.
Posted by: Kelly | April 28, 2006 06:47 PM
Seriously Perez, MK did this yesterday. I guess you can steal his ideas but too bad you can't steal the people who post on his site. You make a bucket of ass look attractive.
Posted by: shreiking violet | April 28, 2006 07:31 PM
Why don't you go help clean out Paris'herpe encrusted vag instead ripping off the good gossip site, dlisted.com. Your a fat ass kissing piece of shit.
You are also ugly.
Posted by: Justin | April 28, 2006 08:08 PM
Niiiiiiice, way to copy Michael K....DListed rocks my socks off!
Posted by: Kate | April 28, 2006 08:34 PM
Team MK! Perez, I love you, but you don't need to steal that hot sluts material. You're your own hot slut. I know it, you know it, and the American people know it. Though lose the broad (aka Parasite), she's gonna give you the herps.
Posted by: bitchtastic | April 28, 2006 08:44 PM
youre a real fucktard to be ripping off dlisted. "sup bitches?" kind of reminds me of trent on pitnb...
Posted by: jennnnn | April 28, 2006 08:54 PM
"jessica simpson's lips."
PEREZ HILTON SUCKS!!!!
Why do people even go to his lame website. He is just a Paris Hilton ass kisser.
Perez and Trent are Tom Cruises assclowns. I don't even go to their shitty sites anymore.
Everybody loves MK!
Lisa Rinna's lips remind me of everthing that's wrong with the world. Like Trent and Perez.
A prostitute's labia
2 dead slugs in the garden side by side
a baboon's ass
lisa rinna's lips remind me of harry's hamlin.
sorry, but all the good ones were taken.
Lisa Rinna's Lips remind me of...
Thick Spam slices.
aw coffey
even the THOUGHT of spam makes me gag
...this one time, at band camp....
Lisa Rinna's lips remind me of Perez's swollen pussy lips.
radioactive mushrooms.
Yeah. Agree with all the comments above regarding Perez. Stopped going there and giving him hits after he decided that he was going to kiss celebrity ass instead of sticking by his initial "hollywoods most hated" concept. He's a tool and a sell-out. ALso there's nothing worse than reading someone bang on about how much of a GREAT time they had at the weekend with Lindsay and Paris. Fuck you Perez: I'm sure "LaLohan" would care if you fell under a bus.
Paris Hilton's swollen vagina lips after getting gang banged by the entire cast of Kept.
.....our growing dependence on foreign oil, which makes the plastics that make modern celebrity possible.
__________that weird infection I got after I went down on Colin Farrell
Lisa Rinna's lips remind me of meat curtains...
MK, you are a trillion times funnier than Perez. F--- Perez.
Like warm apple pie...
A balloon animal made into the shape of a butthole.
Perez sucks. 
Hemaroids
A folded futon.
Lisa Rinna's lips remind me of...
Bunk beds???
Paris Hilton's vag
cock suckers!! sorry if it was already said didn't feel like going through all those.
...Janice the Muppet
A swollen butterfly-shaped pillow.
Yeah i'm thinking weird.
A hot dog.
MK you're waaaay hot!
I went to Perez's site once. Funny...that's how I found THIS one. Someone in the comment section of that site had mentioned that Perez was copying Dlisted...so I came here and haven't left. To be honest, I found Perez's site really thin on content and info. Just a lot of pics of him with people I've never heard of. This site has way better analysis. No contest. Plus, it's way more fucking funny.
Someone should hack his site.
of the boy i hit in the face back in grade school. his lips were swollen for 2 weeks.
wonder who's punching her constantly?
Two Pugs Fucking
a stretched out vagina
Oh gosh, now perez is going to use all this smack talk as "any publicity is good publicity" but... damn!
his site is how I, too, found out about dlisted, and I must say, I vastly prefer this to him.
he has social-climbed to where he believes, in that bloated, "carb-headed" head of his, that he belongs. let him lap parasites oddly Lisa Rinna-esque puss and lindsay morgans (as he fondly refers to her) cocainetasticness and feel whatever validation he needs to feel. this site and the bloggers are what keeps me coming back daily.
way to go MK and everyone who posts. this shit is bananas!
...cum receptacles.
...two leeches gorging on coke and Vitamin B laced blood.
the lips of a sexy woman,go on hate me!!I'm desperate,sick of using my hand,i'd do anything with a pulse(sometimes without)
...Mick Jagger's youth!
...porn star blowjobs.
Perez sucks ass! I stopped going to his site AGES ago--got your link from a commenter--and here I am and lovin' it!!!
MK you rule--you got the goods.
I have a teeny request--if you can, do more Angelina/Brad slamming! They need it!
Lisa Rinna looks like a blow up doll.
...hemroids.
In case of a water landing, Lisa Rinna's lips may be used as a floatation device.
it looks like shes got a twin mattress set shoved in there!
PEREZ IS A HACK!!!
love this!! when I'm at work on hold with the tele, I scroll through this all day long...funny, funny shit!!!
LA-
so true, you nailed it!
Don Knotts' embalming fluid filled kisser.
Donkey-punched puss
You just made me give Perez a 'hit'; he's always running his mouth on how many hits; I stopped going there because that site is now mostly about HIM
like my toilet plunger!
Lisa Rinna's lips remind me of Perez Hilton's swollen fingers... a helpful reminder to stay away from the pastry section when i see his fat ass every day at the coffee bean.
why won't one of his hooker friends pay for him to get the internet at home?
like Parasite's saggy ass cheeks
oh oh, MK is becoming arrogant!
Another Perez. Please, please donīt!
anal prolapse
He also suddenly found passion for Jordan. The bitch never heard of her before visiting your site.
a pile of coiled shit!
Raw hamburger.
hemmoroids
an ugly boxing match??
and perez is king kiss-ass
just sayin.
A SWOLLEN PIGMY ASS!
I saw Perez at a party during the Miami Winter Music Conference. He seriously looked like this:
http://www.szilagyi.us/images/le.../
leprechaun.jpg
and he was fat, short and wearing black eyeliner.
I went up to him to say hi and tell him that I (used) to read his site and he brushed me off like I was not worthy to grovel at his fucking troll feet now that he's such hot shit. That was the last time I ever clicked on that fat fuck's page.
Oh, and not only is MK the funniest bitch on the net, the quality of this site comes from all you bitches, who come up with the most brilliant shit I've ever read. You make me cry with laughter and provide me with new vocabulary each day. For that I thank you.
1) Veal Chops
2) car bumper
"A balloon animal made into the shape of a butthole" ~Lisa
paris hilton's swolen pussy lips after getting plunged for hours by tommy lee's dirty infected oversized meat sword....that bitch is tainted goods...ewwwwwwwwwwwww
rectal prolapse.
perez always steals your stuff. I see it on his sight about 2 hours after you have it.
two raw hot dogs.
Inner tubin'!
pennywise's balloon animals! hella funny, tim!
Osama Bin Laden's hiding in those lips.
Her lips remind me of oysters. Ugh.
Lisa Rinnas lips remind me of an.....
When I am visiting the Zoo and I see the Chimpanzees Exibit....When you get a glimpse of their behinds...it is the most disgusting sight ever. Her lips look exacltly like the Chimpanzees A**Hole. Gross but true.
Granny cunt lips
the tragedy of existing.
Lisa Rinna's ugly face.
...stupid people with too much money.
an orangatan's puckered asshole!
Those things defy description.
http://
iprobablyhateyou.blogs.co...tle_needed.html
Perez...ur so hottt. HAH.
.....of Two old wrinkled hot dogs that's been sitting in a pot of water all day.
A fish that has been shalacked with zinc pink lipstick.
her nipples
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