FUCK! I'm FIRST!!!!!!!!!
I'm FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE I WANT TO THANK......
OH MY GOD, I AM SPEECHLESS. I SHOULD HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS MOMENT.
WOW!!!!!!!!!
I am either second or third.I know that much!
uh... ?
Kevin is an asshole. I was actually listening to power 106 and I changed that shit when I found out that Kevin was going to be a guest.
icecreamsundae, you have more willpower than I can imagine!
HE IS PROBABLY NOT THE FATHER!!!
I totally agree, I think she is pregnant and kicked his sorry butt out
Does he ever shave or shower!?
God, I would kill for these dumbasses to be on a Maury paternity test show!
she has managed to trash her life entirely. what a fuck up. now she has two of that guys babies to cart around. ugh. that sucks.
as stupid as Britney is I do feel sorry for her...she will wake from this nightmare soon!
He is a slime ball
It's not too late for an abortion Brit. (or is it?)
Rush Limbaugh got arrested on perscription drug charges
I totally agree, I think she is pregnant and kicked his sorry butt out
snoopy | 04.28.06 - 6:42 pm | #
That's what it sounded like to me!
Rush Limbaugh got arrested on perscription drug charges
latina_barbie | 04.28.06 - 6:45 pm | #
FO SHIZZLE???
didn't this happen once before, but rush walked away from it?
He is so stupid... His mug shot is priceless. You can see it on perezhilton.com
That guy looks like he has lice! Even though Brit is white trash, how can she screw someething THAT nasty?!
I don't get how Britney isn't embarrased as hell to still be with this guy.
Actually, she's probably too embarrased to admit that she made such a horrible decision.
Very sad.
MK you whore.. after britneys sloppy seconds.... yiatch!!! gross!!
i'm agreeing with everyone else. i think she's pregnant and they're separated. supposedly, she's holding a press conference on May 4....i think she's going to address some "issues" (rumors, separation, pregnancy, etc). the big rumor is that she's going public about leaving Jive.
It's already been proven she is not holding any press conference nor is she leaving Jive. All rumors.
Looks like Britney is now a single mom........WHAT happened to her?!?!
GO YANKEES 
shonda ur gravatar is priceless.
He sounds so THRILLED! Yeah, I just listened to this TOOL!!!
GO YANKEES
OH!!! I know! it's not his!!! it's like, a bodyguard's!!!!
I always wonder what JT thinks when he reads about her. Seems he traded up.
I'm waiting for them to go on Dr. Phil's show. I'd pay to see that shit.
I think she is pregnant as well and kicked him out. Honestly, its going to be wonder if she still has a career after all of this. Especially after him
She'd BETTER be pregnant to explain her past 5-7 months of dingy appearance.
And if HE is the father (never underestimate a true skaink), then I hope she can keep her legs closed long enough to mount something else...
Like a world tour.
I don't want the chirrenz to starve!
I'm waiting for them to go on Dr. Phil's show. I'd pay to see that shit.
Bug Spray
i'd pay to see them on SPRINGER!
I don't really know why this surprises anyone. You can't always rise above your raisin'! I predict after this baby, they'll divorce. She'll get involved with someone else and end up pregnant again, a la Melanie Griffin. The girl needs to go away by herself and GROW UP! Or it will be one mess after another...
If she leaves Jive who does she think will pick her up?? It's career suicide and so was marrying this tool. And I don't doubt SPF is Kevin's tatertot looks JUST Like his sibilings via other mommy.... they all have that "look".
K-Fug doesn't know the difference between his mouth and his asshole.
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 04.28.06 - 7:38 pm | #
where've you been!!!!!! I've missed gold like this: chirrenz
Bug Spray | 04.28.06 - 7:49 pm | #
OMG Kfed's the guy in Caption This then!!!!!!!!
oh gosh!!! how dumb can he get???
I loooooove this shit. bwahahaha
Hi Scout!
Thanks for my daily treat!
GO YANKEES
I've been actually attempting to work today, Jenner. I got an email from my editor asking ...ahem... where is the proposal, and when is it coming in? HINT, HINT.
Figured I'd better get busy before she loses interest in my ass!!
get out the popcorn! it's gonna be a show!
So...is it confirmed she's actually giving a press conference or not? Some sites say yes, some say no.
BugSpray - I HATE when work interferes with dlisting
And what channel will it be on? HBTV (Hillbilly TV)??
I know. It's too damn bad we actually have to work for a living, no?
I guess we could rob banks. That doesn't take long. And if we got sent to jail, we'd get free room and board, free medical care, and we could Dlist all day long! (Oh, wait...do they allow internet access in jail?)
Jenner, is that Liberace?
i just coined another one on urban dictionary for when you make a deliciously evil remark to someone:
snarkalicious
Pregnancy is no excuse for her nasty appearance. Pamela Anderson was sexy and beautiful during and following both of her pregnancies.
Breakdown!!!! Holy Christ, it's good to see you post again!
I still believe an assasin would cost Brit-Brit a hell of a lot less than a divorce from this fuckstain.
Gwen Stefani and Jennifer Garner and Rachel Weiz all look(ed) gorgeous and glowing during their pregnancies.
Katie Holmes and Brit, on the other hand... okay, well, Katie drank the Kool-Aid, so we can't blame her too much. But Twitney could afford a decent stylist for the same amount of $$ she spends on frappucinos!
Jenner, is that Liberace?
Bug Spray | 04.28.06 - 8:01 pm | #
it sure is!!!! It was GREAT for all the dancing that went on today
OK peeps I'm outta here (again) - have a great night, "see" y'all soon!
Kdick...it speaks
anytime OakRaiderfan!
Maybe, just maybe, she finally kicked his ass to the curb! It would restore just a little of my respect for her; about this much {}.
Rush Limbaugh got arrested on perscription drug charges
latina_barbie | 04.28.06 - 6:45 pm | #
FO SHIZZLE???
LA
This happened some time back when I was living in Palm Beach. They have reached a deal where the charges will be dropped if he continues treatment.
Maybe he does not know. Could it be someone else that porked the pig? SPF has a tomato face. Poor child
The next kid will be black?
He looks like Seann William Scott in this pic.
I hope she has a girl this time.
Congratulations Brit
WE LOVE YU!!
It's because his evil ass was going to push her down the stairs later that morning!
i bet he made this face in bed with brit and shar....ICK!!!!!!
The picture and his expression in it sums up everything about him. Beady eyed loser douche.
In honor of this thread something fun!
http://www.prisonbitchname.com/
i just have one thing to say....
he is soooo fucking fugly....gag a maggot.
um. i don't think kfed's kidding when he says he wouldn't bet on it. the idiot really doesn't know!
BREAKDOWN! i believe the chirrenz are the future...
He looks like Constitine from American Idol.
Everyone is jealous of Britney's pregnancy.
Hope it's a girl!!!
No he is not the father.. and the worst shocker.. she is not the mother!
it makes me laugh that when I came back here there were 69 posts re: Kfed
If they'd stuck to that maybe Britney wouldn't be knocked up again
sandal gal--totally! it's, like, sooo hard to be a white-trash breeder. props to britney! screw you haters!
Sandal Gal, yeah , that's it! 
now now, Oahu & Tang - you KNOW you too wish to give up an oddly successful singing career ("oddly" in that she can't actually sing)spawn with Mr Popozao himself, eat Cheetos all day, drop your children from all manner of furniture, and abuse your uterus with yet ANOTHER spawn shortly after poppin' out the first
YOU TOO want to be covered in zits and cheeto crumbs, wear clothes 3 sizes too small, step on hypodermic needles, and have CHild Services at your door everyday
I don't know why you can't accept this, like Sandal Gal has.........
i said it was hard! damn, i was sympathizing with ol' britbrit! i've been eating cheetohs' for FIVE WEEKS now and i still can't put on that last 10 lbs!
and my stupid husband just refuses to battle rap the kids on the corner!
maybe brit could hire shar as her new nanny.
aw fuck man, I HATE when dad won't battle the kids - THEY'RE YOUR CHILDREN, for crying out loud!!!!!
And I sympathize with those last 10 pounds, gaining that last bit o' love handle requires discipline only a strict cheetoh and red bull diet can accomplish
i put extra sugar in my red bull. i've tried everything...*sigh*
i'm thinking i should contact pete doherty for tips on how to better trash myself up...i'm desperate!
I just laughed out loud thinking of Pete Doherty having his own talk show a la Dr Phil
helping people get trashy - he'd have the studio audience, the stage with comfy armchairs, holding hands with sobbing guests
MK don't ever do KFed, he might sperminate you with his 5th spawn!
Un-be-lie-va-ble!
But he is cute!
jenner- yeah, pete could sit there pretending to listen, nodding his head and holding hands then BAM - needle in the arm!
it's called tough love. you want to get trashy, you gotta get with the program!
i don't think everyone is jeoulos of her pregnancy its just hard to see her go from a pop princess to a baby maker
hahahahaha GUERILLA HEROIN INJECTIONS - brilliant!!!!!!!!!!
soooooooo tired - goin' to bed *visions of Kfed & Doherty in my head*
good night Oahu - g'night peeps - Happy Dlisting
NIGHT!!!!!
Hey, bitches! What's going on this evening?
Oh, well I guess everyone is saying goodnight!
Cletus is NAAAAAAAAAASTTTTYYYY!!!!!! and Trailer Park Barbie should be ASHAMED she ever let J Tim get away JUST so she could end up with that fucking retarded piece of white trash....Those poor kids will be riding the short bus and need helmets...
I believe Britney will have a cute baby girl and all the haters will thank K-Fed afterall.
Love to you Britney!
JEALOUS OF BRIT'S PREGNANCY?
um.....when i was britney's age, i specifically took birth control and used CONDOMS, just to avoid having a kid with a scumbag like that.
i think brit married her pot dealer, who may have a large schlong and knows just how to crush her self-esteem enough to earn his allowance.
i would like to know if anyone didn't see this coming?
STOP THE CRAP!!! We all know it's an evil scheme by tom cruise, it's another alien spawn to take over the universe for C of $!!!! he probably planted it in there with a turkey baster himself!!!
he wants a boy this time, so get it right!!!
Um...are you SUPPOSED to get a film of grime on you every time you see K-Fed's pic?
Britney will have a beautiful baby like Suri Cruise.
Libby, I never thought about it, but I bet he WAS her pot dealer! She always said that they met in a club...maybe she was scoring some E from him!!
foo is right, you can't leave here for too long before douchebags start popping up! suri is a puppet, k-fool is gonna take up rez in mexico cuz all the shit's legal now and brit's gonna overdose on cheetos, kept comatose until she gives birth to the new race of trailer trash brats designed to take over so tom can cruise control them all!
it's a conspiracy to make all our hair fall out and start our own methlabs!!!!
Okay that was deluded. At first he sounded as if he was saying "Yeah she's preggers" and then he said "Wouldn't bet on it." He's such an idiot! Even the DJ's sounded like they had had enough of him.
I think he's the father. Britney won't leave him for some deluded reason, I think he'll leave her LONG before she wakes up. I bet we'll have some hilarious footage of her begging him to come back to her. Real Jerry Sprinegr type stuff as someone above mentioned.
A few people were wondering how she could bring herself to screw him. I don't think she knows any better. Worse yet: do you remember a few years ago how she used to race around screaming about being a virgin? Well after she met him the "I'm a Vrigin...but this is an old T-Shirt" shit started. What a great guy to have your first time with huh?
This just gets worse and worse. I feel sorry for the kids though. None of this IS NOT amusing at all when you think of the wee ones.
Justin T popped Brit Brit's cherry. He spilled the beans after they broke up.
Oh yeah she also boned Fred Durst.
LOL I never heard that. She always denied anything said. I rememebr her raving that Durst just ahted her and said mean things and she was dead quite whenever Justin said anything. I only saw the virgin thing leaving her mind after Federline crawled into the scene.
LOL I wonder what Justin thinks of her now. 
Still, it's funny. I want to check google to see what Justin said!
she took it up the butt for forever! how else could she claim virginity for so long?
DAMMIT! now I want cheetos!!!!
Sorry, three typos.
*remember
*hated
*quiet
I typed it up to fast and didn't proof read.
Spin Sycle,
LOL! How old was she anyway?
I mean I suppose it is possible she was a virgin but really, with her air head?
She denied doing Durst but she was lying like a rug. Durst just had enough detail without having too much detail if you know what I mean. Brit Brit's only response was "I don't even know him."
Riight. Durst spilled the beans on Howard Stern. I even think he kinda fell in love with her. I know...very vomit worthy.
LOL! Thanks! This is classic dysfunction! I'm going onto goole right away!
How old was she with Justin anyway?
ew...i threw up in my mouth...just a little then!
i dunno...12, 17?
I mean I suppose it is possible she was a virgin but really, with her air head?
perfect for boning her in the ass! lots of room!!!
I just read she was 18. That's not THAT old. soem women wait until their 20s. Actually too many girls do lose it to young in my opinion.
Still, it's nutso. Doesn't Justin come from a trailor park too?
Why did he break up with her anyway?
The main question is this: How the hell did Federline manage to get laid even once?!
Now there's something to truly ponder!
The last 3 anonymous(es) were me but I was too lazy to add my email. Anywho, I must admit Brit Brit played the virgin card to perfection.
michael k!! you would still hit it???? you really are a disgusting slut!!!
.....but i still love your ass!
yeah he'd hit it doggie style with a donkey punch!!!
Hi Ruby,
LOL I love your picture! It's so much fun to harrass beloved children's icons isn't it?
ahhhh...my cheetos have finally arrived and i think my dealer scored me FOO's meth and hash!
'nite, bitches!
LOL I love your picture! It's so much fun to harrass beloved children's icons isn't it?
Long Island Irish,
Hiya back!
So true. I have another Bert & Ernie masterpiece I plan to unveil in a few days.
LOL! Awesome! Do you know about the Elmo's Got A gun movie?
No...do tell.
He is a jackass. I hope it's not his baby.
But if it wasn't his whose would it be? Her bodyguard's? The pool man's? Did she go to the bathroom in a club and do it with the bartender?
Whoever is after Cletus is probably going to be even worse than Cletus knowing Britney.
Okay got to google.com
In quotes type in:
"Elmo's Got A gun"
Click on the links that come up. It's a flash player. About one minute and 20 seconds long. The funniest thing you will ever see!
Make sure your sound is on! Then tell me what you think.
Just Jules,
The pool mna! Oh My God! LOL! It's like a country song! ROTF!!!
Holy shit! That so wrong. Wronger than my avatar.
LOL! Isn't it just great?! I love it!
Someone should do a demented Britney and Kevin movie...but what would the theme be?
HAHA. thats a sexy pic of him(yea rite!), no wonder he always wears a damn hat! his hair is hideoussssssss ! holy shooot .. but at least SPF is kute, for now..
but what would the theme be?
Long Island Irish | 04.29.06 - 12:11 am | #
I don't know about the theme song but I want SPF to do the killing.
didn't they already do a demented tv show? how could you twist these two to be even more fucked up?
Ruby and Oahu,
I knoW=w! Britney and Kevin: Childcare and Great Lies To Tell The Angry Police Man DVDs!!!!]
By the way Ruby, how'd you get the wee face to laugh?
click on the pink "?" next to "comment" to get smilies
Thanks.
Brit-Fed DVDs: IN A WAL-MART NEAR YOU SOON!!!
1. How to elude a angry drug dealer.
2. How to dance with a snake.
3. How to raise a child.
4. How to chose your outfits.
5. Sandal with socks are fun.
6. Oh my god ya'll I'm done preggers!
7. Cheeto's for all.
8. Favorite trailor parks.
9. How to avoid bathing.
10. Britney and Kevin Christmas sing along.
Come on people! Let's think fo more great DVDs/ childrens books for K-Fed and Brits.
You crazy!
1. How to get your hair did.
2. How shoes keep you from stepping on drug needles
3. How not to drop your kid on his head
4. How to blow your career by marrying an ass.
LOL! Good ones Ruby! Now here are some children's books by K-Fed!
1. Why It Is Never Good To Steal Drugs From A Big Guy Named Jamal Who Has A Large Automatic Weapon.
2. How To Knock Up A Hillbilly.
3. Why you should Never Rip Off A Hooker.
4. How To Avoid Intelligence.
5. i kan wrap
6. Socks and Flip Flops, Style Fo' Life Little Bitches!
You're killing me.
LOL. Which one killed you?
Don't give me credit, Federshit is pobably thinking up much better ones now--provided he hasn't drowned in the toliet or something.
Federline Sagas--True Life Stories From The Man Himself!
1. Why the Brazilain man got very angry when I said his wife had a popozao and why I wound up in that hospital.
2. The time I drove my trailor into the ditch killing grandma.
3. How I nearly drowned in my soup.
4. How I learned never to hit a honets nest with a large stick.
5. Why my underpants are yellow and brown.
These are definitely my top 3:
2. The time I drove my trailor into the ditch killing grandma.
2. How To Knock Up A Hillbilly.
6. Socks and Flip Flops, Style Fo' Life Little Bitches!
And an honorable mention goes to:
5. Why my underpants are yellow and brown.
And There's More!
1. Why To Never Let A Escapee From The Mental Hospital Be your Designated Driver Home from the Strip Joint.
2. What It Feels Like to Be Attacked By an Angry Elephant At The Zoo.
3. How to Kill A Small, Annoying Little Dog without Your Meal Ticket (Wifey) finding Out.
4. Why Shaving Is Unnessacary.
5. Russian Mobsters Don't Like To Be Cheated--How I Learned.
6. Let's find Out If Babies Can Really Fly! Or Is It Angels? Oh well....only one way to find out! Come here Sean....
And Yet He Still goes On!
1. How I became Queen for A Day In Rehab.
2. How to Steal A Burger king Crown From a Four Year Old.
3. Why Beer and Scooters Don't Mix.
4. All the Ways My Teachers Tried To Kill Me.
5. Why Mr. McCabe Got So Angry When He Found Me and His Prize Sheep together Behind the Shed (First times rock bitches!)
6. Avoiding Shotgun Blasts.
Well the last two post I just did there should be somewhat amusing.
You are on fire! You have to save all of these. You so deserve a couple of book deals.
Long Island Irish | 04.29.06 - 12:53 am | #
You need to get yourself an avatar. I'm curious to see what you'd come up with.
LOL! Cool idea, where do you find them?
I actually just got my first story published. It is comedy too.
Seriously though--this is real stuff to K-Fed!
"Why the Mean Police Got Made When I Swam In the Beer Vat."
"Getting Dragged By A Horse For 75 Miels Is Fun!"
"My Big Day In the Ghetto Bitches!"
"Petting Wild Bears and How To Withstand Pain"
Now for Sean's Book Deals!
1. Daddy's Drunk--My First Driving Lesson.
2. What Mommy and the Pool Man did When Grannie Lynn Was Hacked Up On Sleeping Pills.
3. Cheetos Diet.
4. Banging Your Head Agianst Random Objects To Get Attention.
5. Daddy's Musical Torture.
"I actually just got my first story published. It is comedy too."
1. Are you serious? If yes, congrats and what's the name of the novel, I'll look for it on amazon. Heck if its as funny as your K-Fed book titles, I'll buy it.
2. go to www.gravatar.com to get an avatar account.
3. I'm outta here for an hour because Bill Maher is on tv and George Clooney is on tonight.
Leave the name of your book and I'll check it out after the show.
Hi Ruby,
LOL no it's just a wee story I published in a magazine in Long Island called The Great South Bay. It's a huge deal for me though cause I'm only 18! First one published ever!
I plan to do a novel of "Naughty Children's Books" it should be fun but I can also write good drama and horror. I can write anything but romance really.
Actually I think I'm going to add these K-Fed titles into a long running series I have about a hillbilly. Maybe it will be published as a comedy novel one day.
I'm checking out that website now.
Enjoy your show. It's 1:11am here in New York now so I maybe off when you come back on but leave me a message and I'll check here in the morning.
I detest him so much.
Hi Ruby,
I posted to you two posts up with the book stuff but here's something else I think you'll like.
This is from another website who hate Britney and are thriving upon her downfall. This is the funniest Britney bashing on the web!
Okay here's the link:
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com...ears/
index.html
I think you'll love this! The best entries (I think) are the ones by K-Fed and the one with Britney pregnant in the cowboy boots. These posts are made to read like letters Britney and K-Fed have written. It's hysterical. Hope you enjoy.
Damn! Okay the link's not working! Just go to google and type in "fug" "Britney Spears" "Hi ya'll" and watch in amazment at what comes up!
Actually no "Hi ya'll" just plain "Fug" "Britney Spears" brings it right up.
Rush Limbaugh is a dickweed
Bicthes
She aint pregnant
she is just fat as fuck
she has PR pple who will say she lost her baby
love.
him.
he's
sexy
ugly
and
dirty.
I feel like taking a shower just by looking at him.
But I'd hit it hard and nasty.
"Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday..."
where did this guy come from?? Is he white or black..does he even know? What does Britt's mom think of all this? All those years of trying to get her on the Mickey Mouse Club gone to shit!!
KFed's skin looks great in this pic...glowing and translucent.
His bone structure and that expression, not to mention the shifty look in his eyes, scream white trash, though.
Wow, another kid she'll give brain damage too.
LOL Al! So true.
This is off subject, but can someone tell me WHY any radio station would want to do an interview with k fug? what a waste of iq points jesus.
Florida Girl,
All I can think is for the purpose of amusement and to make even the biggest idiot feel good about themself. Really, after hearing K-Fed anyone can say "Hey I'm smarter than that!"
I hope to god noone is crazy enough to go buy his album, because his ego does not need any more boosting.
LOL god point! Although it is kind of funny--it's like training a clown.
Still, I feel sorry for those children. It's not funny in their eyes. It's actually dangerous, I mean Sean is only 6 MONTHS OLD and look at everything that has happened to him already. The police have been called for Christ sake!
checking gravatar...
????
I'm just happy no one ivented Pictures that smell...
Aaah, just look at that slimy Bastard!
JUST HATE HIS STINKY ASS, THIS FUCK PROBABLY HAS FLEAS & TICKS ALL OVER. AND WHY WOULD WE BE JELOUS OF THAT DIRTY FUCKEN SKANK. I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE KIDS, ITS A SHAME THAT THEY HAVE PARENTS LIKE THEM. THE ONLY GOOD THING OUT OF THIS IS THAT ATLEAST BRITNEY HAS MONEY. JUST WONDERING FOR HOW LONG?
what a smug look on his face
he kinda looks like Sean william scott
poor sean
check this shit out - funny as hell
He always looked like beady eyed sleazy white trash to me. The way he talks just confirms it.Ugh, I'm going to go wash up now!
Repulsive.
he's totally gross!!!
????
oh??? i fixed it!!!!
The word "DUFUS" just came to mind after I looked at his pic.
take the kids away and sterilize them both!
The word "FUNGUS" came to mine.
"God, I would kill for these dumbasses to be on a Maury paternity test show!"
Shondi
Shondi, i couldnt agree more-- stop taking all the good lines people!!
ok i have a HUGE QUESTION: just out of curiosity, tell me what you think:
do you think brit still loves keven? or do you think that she just dosent want to get divorced? i dont get it....
thanks guys!! 
oh yeah, and imnot surprised at all that that fucktard has no clue..
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