firsttttttttttttttttttttttt! yet again!
Bella is a retard and has both a fick and a pussy!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella - tell Holy Fuck to suck your fick
ON TOPIC - I LOVE this woman - top 3 on the If I Was a Lesbian List
But there DOES seem to be a Wonky Eye phenomena in Hollywood.......????
Who besides Thom Yorke has been able to work this shit?
At least it's not as bad as Parasite's shit...
aw, i like lucy liu.
i dont like her!!!
Who besides Thom Yorke has been able to work this shit?
Anonymous | 04.29.06 - 1:25 pm | #
I'd hit Thom Yorke HARD but his eye is BEYOND "wonky"
jenner go step on an HIV infected needle you piece of blowfish shit.
jenner go step on an HIV infected needle you piece of blowfish shit.
Bella | 04.29.06 - 1:29 pm | #
Last time I try to "stand up" for someone
I'm confused - am I the shit of a blowfish, or just a blowfish? confused....
she still cannot match the wonky of paris.
Have never noticed any kind of wonky defects on Lucy! Loved her as Ling though. She and Richard should have had their own show.
jenner | 04.29.06 - 1:30 pm | #
That could be Holy Fuck impersonating Bella. Remember trolls, clear your caches!
nerdnoir | 04.29.06 - 1:45 pm | #
same thought occurred to me! Love the avvie!!!! 
What the hell are you talking about?
I just picked my nose and wiped the greener on the screen of my monitor all for you nerdnoir.
I like Lucy...she was hot in "Ally McBeal" in a bitchy way...plus, she has a hot bod.
nerdnoir - OH NO! Now Bella's after YOU!
my dealer looooves her!
I saw this girl who looked just like Lucy Liu the other day working in a nail salon. I was like "are you Lucy Liu?" and she was like "Me no speaky English, thank you come again". I was pretty dissapointed. Why did Lucy have to be such a bitch about it?
Why did Lucy have to be such a bitch about it?
Jesus Christ | 04.29.06 - 2:03 pm | #
that's so wrong but
Jesus Christ | 04.29.06 - 2:03 pm | #
damn..that was funny..as Jenner said, wrong, but funny
i like Lucy Liu and i have to admitt that i have never noticed her Wonky eye..i think its just a bad angle..
Eh, it's not as bad as Parasite's. Almost everyone has unevenly sized eyes - totally symetrical features are quite rare. She's still gorgeous.
yeah, i kind of like a wonky eye. or a tooth gap. but never together.
i have a lil' cat with wide-set wonky eyes---it's adorable!
i had always imagined lucy liu a lesbian. i guess she's just private?
I like Lucy, but her wonky eye is nothing compared to Paris. Lucy embraces her wonk while Paris tries to cover it up with hair but the wonk shines through the hair cover
I like Lucy too, she at least has some semblance of class.
Fuckin' hot. I never notice any eye unevenness. Nothing compares to the Paris Hilton/Shannen Doherty wonky eye battle of the century.
hahaa, dont be jealous "holy fuck" - your pathetic!
suck my fick... dumb biatch!!! lololollllllllllll get ur hooked on phonics skills up- you need to renew ur membership sucka.
awww.. she has nothing on Sabrina the teenage witch though.
She looks like a retarded Oriental fish... don't worry, thats not an Asian Joke!
But I'd eat it!
Get her wonkey eye fixed! She first needs to get a pair of eyelids.
Whoops.
Does anyone maintain a list of Hollywood celebrities that have a wonkey eye?
Retarded Fish!! I luvs it!!
*adding that to my list of names to call people.
This is a case of what I like to call "the crack eye"
It happens from time to time.. and there's nothing more comical.
Her imperfection is a key part of her beauty: she doesn't look like every other Asian actress out there.
I think she got a facial and the jizz is making it itch. Hi jenner!
I saw this girl who looked just like Lucy Liu the other day working in a nail salon. I was like "are you Lucy Liu?" and she was like "Me no speaky English, thank you come again". I was pretty dissapointed. Why did Lucy have to be such a bitch about it?
Jesus Christ
she was practicing for a role!
awee. its not her fault. all asians have eyes like that!
Her wonky eye is "not that bad"??!! Are you people wonky-eyed yourselves? She out-wonks Shannen and Paris anyday with that googly-eyed sh!t of hers....
Still can't beat Paris'.
R U SURE THAT WAS NOT AN ASIAN JOKE? CAUSE THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM....ASIAN JOKES.
LET'S TAKE A POLL:
WHO ACTUALLY TRULY BELIEVES ASIANS ARE GOOD LOOKING?
I DON'T I HATE TO SAY IT.
I AM CURIOUS IF OTHERS AGREE WITH ME AND IF NOT - WHY DO YOU FIND THEM GOOD LOOKING?
I CAN'T GET PAST THE LACK OF BEHINDS OR ASS. WHY ARE THEIR ASSES NOT CURVY AND CUTE LIKE JESSICA SIMPSON - WHY ARE THEIR ASSES SO FLAT?
UMM - i totally disagree with you.
I think Lucy Liu's eyes aren't that noticeably wonky. One of the previous posters said it--it's rare that people have perfectly symmetrical eyes. I think MK's being harsh here. If you want to see wonky-ness, go look up Paris Hilton.
asian chicks r hot.
i always date them. im white btw.
theyre just awesome. theyre so much smarter than other girls too. and to that loser who said she needs to get eyelids, u need to get a brain. ur probably the most ugliest guy/girl.
if only your problem was needing eyelids.
i am a gay.
yeh i like huge asses. because i am an ass
i am also a racist
OH, NO!!! YOU DI-IN'T!!!
HOW ABOUT MELISSA GERBIL HART, SABRINA,THE TEENAGE WITCH. AND WHO WOULDN'T HAVE NOTICED SHANNEN DOHERTY'S EYES WHICH ONE IS ALMOST CLOSED.
HOW DID THESE 2 GET PAST YOU???
AND YOU WERE ANNOYED.
I don't find Asians good looking at all. They look like they have Down Syndrome. That is why they were called Mongoloids because they look like Mongoloids.
What is attractive about that?
I also agree, Asian women never have curvy butts like Carmen Elektra and all the hot blonde chicks in Playboy.
Their butts are like square shaped or they are abnormally flat almost like their butts were squeezed between a door and flattened out. It's weird.
Also, I have met plenty of Asians that were dumber than a doorknob. A lot of the women play the submissive thing and they come off as so dumb.
Also Asians kiss ass a lot so they seem like they agree with everything - it's weird. They always try to blend in. I find this annoying. They have no pride in their race - they just want to be like us. That is why Asians always have a White best friend, or a white boyfriend. They are not proud of who they are.
That is also why a lot of them are getting surgery to fix their eyes. I don't blame tem. I have a hard time looking at their eyes. Do they see everything fully or do they see only half of it because of the slanty eyes? I think it is disgusting and it always looks like they can retain all kinds of junk in their eyes because their eyes are so slanty. I think it is gross.
Isn't that a deformity? I mean why would a whole race of people just have half eyes? Gross.
4:57am: I agree with a lot that you say except I don't agree that Whites are Better though.
I just think Asians are an odd looking race of people. And their bodies are weirdly shaped. I was looking at a picture of Kylie Minogue and she has a stunning body. You never see Asian women with bodies like that. They just are not curvy women. It is unfortunate. But what can you do? Not everyone can be beautiful.
A retarded fish??????????
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Well you started it with the Asian joke cause that is kind of offensive given all the retarded jokes about Asians.
Racism is very ugly on this board. Worse than a wonky eye (which in my opinion is not wonky). LL is beautiful.
even with the flat behinds, at least the asian race is not as obese as the white race.
Just because one's eyes are slanted, it does not obstruct your vision. What kind of comment is that? only an ignorant and uneducated one.
it's only because asian eyes tend to be smaller that it's more obvious when one eye's bigger than the other. it's very hard to get eyes that are exactly the same size..
it's very easy to say such vile racist things from the anonymity of the internet
they're allowed their opinions, but I suspect they're typing these opinions in between nap time and diaper changes
DON'T RESPOND to the above comments - they're just trying to get a rise
I don't find Asians attractive either. The girl in the picture looks like an alien out of some movie. Has anyone ever noticed that all Asians look alike? I mean, this girl looks just like the girl from "The View." And yes, I have Asian roomates/friends, and believe me, their philosophy does not vary:
Marry a wealthy white boy, and have mixed race kids because as my Chinese roomate once said "We need to improve the race."
Oh and yeah, they have no butts and there are some VERY stupid Asians out there.
wow...i never knew there were so many stupid people in the world.
Wait, so it's ok for him to comment on American people's "wookie" eyes but once he starts commenting on Asian eyes he's racist? Get real people. I guess Asians are overly sensitive about their eyes.
christy...maybe you didn't read correctly...but the ignorant comments weren't only referring to their eyes.they basically called all asians vile,disguisting,and ugly people...and that whites are better.and thats not racist right?anyway i see alot of beautiful asians...but each race has their own,because there sure are some ugly xtremely flat assed white women too.
and i'm sure umm is one of them...a fat nasty flat assed greasy haired trailor park lookin white chick...disgusting. moving right along...
whew, LL DOES have seriously wonky eye, i've seen it before in interviews n stuff. but has nothing to do with being asian and she's still pretty hot. i've got a wonky lazy eye and and I'm def. NOT asian, but damn, I wish I was. asians are just effing cooler! period. and...i'm def. NOT hot either.
waaaaaaaaaa.
wow...i never knew there were so many stupid people in the world.
w | 04.30.06 - 12:07 pm | #
you didn't....................????
LA Angel - I've seen your homepage - you're a hot piece of ass, who are you trying to kid?
I'd add you to my "If I Was a Lesbian" list (as previously mentioned, Lucy Lui is in the top 3 on said list)
I agree, Asian women are very into a white boy and marrying them to improve the race. It's a fact, their parents welcome this.
If they married a black person or Latino, their parents would have a fit.
But I have seen the most educated Asian women and their goal is to marry a white guy to "whiten the race". They will do anyhting to get this. They seem to be very ashamed of how they look.
The butt thing: Well, I think it is genetics. Some races are taller, some have curvier butts, some have smaller penises. There are certain things that come along with certain races - that is a fact. We should not be ashamed of admitting this.
I don't think intelligence comes with a particular race. But physical things come with certain races. Most Asians are shorter. Most German whites are taller, etc.
Why are we afraid to admit this?
One of the main reasons why Asian people are so ashamed of themselves is because of unaccepting, racist bastards such as some of the people that have posted such derogatory remarks. There are many many nasty things that I can say about Caucasians, but I'll be the better person and skip out on that.
"Nature delights in diversity, why can't humans?"
If you want a curvy woman, get a Latina - Salma Hayek, Shakira, hot hot hot!
Asian girls are fine but they don't have the Caliente curves - we do!
wonky like shannen doherty or that chick from amelie
same thought occurred to me! Love the avvie!!!!
jenner | 04.29.06 - 1:48 pm | #
Thanks, would you believe gravatar.com rated that shit G!?!!
What a sad little pissant of a website this is becoming. There is never anything funny/positive or funny/ neutral on this site. It's all just mindless, unfunny bitchery.
As for Lucy here? She's an international sex symbol, a real cutie, and she's got talent and a successful career! Good luck bitching about people to strangers for free on the web.
Even with her "wonky eye," she looks hot to me. As for "all [East] Asians" having eyes like that, not really.
Then there's the lack of ass thing, Li Gong (the chick from the Geisha movie) has a HUGE ass.
And what's with the "there's lots of dumb Asians"? An attempt to make yourselves feel better about their ability to do better than the rest of us?
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