First!
It will be hot when her back gives out.
i thought the millionaire's fair was jordan's idea gang bang.
that pic where she's grabbing her boobs & looking up - ugh! She'd be very pretty if she wore less make up (& did something about that hair)
But like MK I too am starting to love this woman (help!)
is it just me or does she look a little like Janice Dickinson in these pics
..she is NOT going to age well...can you imagine what she's going to look like carrying around those floatation devices when she's in her 50's
morning ALL
she really is all titty.
she's under toilet.
GOD SHE IS SOOOOOOOOO FUGLY!
I especially love the pic of her with TOILET behind her head.
that pic where she's grabbing her boobs & looking up - ugh! She'd be very pretty if she wore less make up (& did something about that hair)
But like MK I too am starting to love this woman (help!)
jenner | 04.29.06 - 1:35 pm | #
she kinda looks like that chick that used to be on Buffy and Angel...Charisma Carpenter in the pic in question
nia : Morning to you,
do you know where is Sassy ass? I have not seen that bitch for a while
she looks like a 2-bit whore. And I think (could be wrong) the Millionare's fair is for people who earned their money and or inhierit (SP) and not for hookers
She does NOT do it for me.....sorry MK you can have her!
i think she is hot.
this bitch thinks shes the shit,i think it would be funny if jody marsh or whoever that rival girl of hers is did a boxing match lol
Love the pic with the big "TOILET" sign over her head.
everyone sing along;
Glamour. Beauty. Class. Jordan.
One of these words, is not like the other..
which one is different, do you know?
Anonymous | 04.29.06 - 1:40 pm | #
OMG...........you're RIGHT............. *shudder*
mornin' Nia & Horsechick!
Apparently Sassy Ass is away somewhere with her daughter? She mentioned the other day going somewhere.....(great now I feel like a stalker
jenner : Good morning
I miss sassy, she makes laugh
she probably was the showcase: new tips and products to whore up your trophy wife.
and those tits look disgusting from the side. like watermelons. least sexy side boob I've ever seen.
yeah Sassy's cool - nice ass, too, real sassy
she probably was the showcase: new tips and products to whore up your trophy wife.
Kat... | 04.29.06 - 1:50 pm | #
Fuck I bet she has some nasty herpes and crabs, pussy probably smells like rotting cheese with all that fucking oozing discharge. Christ what a piece of shit whore.Bet she dies of AIDS.Her kids should be ashamed.
When prettykitty said the Millionaire's Festival was Jordan's idea of a perfect gangbang, she was dead on.
Every time I see her I think of that part in the sex video where hubby's shovin' his toe in her vadge........ now to each his/her own, but I don't think I'd want a fungus-y foot in my cooter....just me
Can you imagine a Japanese guy with the smallest dicks in the world giving Jordan a titty fuck?
Can you imagine a Japanese guy with the smallest dicks in the world giving Jordan a titty fuck?
Jesus Christ
my thoughts exactly!
her tits are like coconuts!
Dear Jordan,
I can see your implant scar.
Love,
marty
HOrse Chick | 04.29.06 - 1:40 pm | #
i know she wasn't feeling well for a bit
, and i think she went out of town recently...
jenner | 04.29.06 - 1:56 pm | #
what video??...is jordan a reformed porn star or just a wanabe
I refuse to see that video... I want to preserve whatever innocence I have left.
nia | 04.29.06 - 2:05 pm | #
probably both But there's a video of her & hubby, your typical home sex tape -you know, you're not TRULY famous until you get yerself a sex tape!!!!
(and yeah, at one point he's sticking his toe in her vadge - ????????)
I refuse to see that video... I want to preserve whatever innocence I have left.
la mexicana | 04.29.06 - 2:10 pm | #
the little bit I saw was actually very tame - and surprisingly Jordan just lay there like a lump - BUT SHE DID have her pubes shaved heart-shaped, so you knew there'd be SOMETHING Jordan-esque in the video
God, she's ugly. If she knows what's good instead of getting a facelift she'll gonna get a boob for a face instead.
i call her......hmm....cum dumpster
LOVE THE BOOBS! GOT TO GET A PAIR OF THOSE SUCKERS.
they paid her and flew her in... wow thats classy..for jordan
how did no one comment on the huge nip slip in the first pic? am i seeing things?
She has small tits... can barely even notice them in that dress
Her face is sort of pretty...too bad her personality is so revolting! And those boobs! My God they are painful to look at. Why do women do this to themselves?
I'll keep my size A breats natual thank you very much.
Bitch does have a hot face tho... I'd sit on it.
Im sorry but this ugly bitch makes paris look like a supermodel! For once im poud to have paris as an american representative of trashy socialites, this bitch just needs to exit stage left already!
Um seriously what is she famous for? Does she have rich parents (I highly doubt it) or was she a porn star? I mean who is she an why does she matter?
That is one unholy tan/makeup job...and are her nipples purple or are my eyes scabbing over?
mommy I'm scared.
Considering how skinny she is and considering the massive amount of silicon she has stuffed in her chest, I'm surprised that those boobs don't look so bad. Compared to the ones Tara Reid has and compared to implants that the Victoria plastic girl has.
However, she's still trash! She's so trashy she reeks!
Prophecy Grrl | 04.29.06 - 3:35 pm | #
...where are her nips showing?...i'm suprised you can see them with all that boobage in the way
someone mentioned being able to see her scar...isn't that the wrinkle that happens when really skinny chicks get boobs too big and they just lay there on their flat chest so you can see the crease?...personnaly i would have pegged Whoredan for getting the boobs that go in through the arm pit...
nia | 04.29.06 - 4:07 pm | #
I think Tara got her implants inserted through her nipples, right? Hence that awful stretched out nipple mess. (Just thinking about it makes me feel queasy)
bucki | 04.29.06 - 4:12 pm | #
when i was younger ( im 26 now) i wanted to get fake boobs...but then i saw the pics of what the scars looked like and never regretted my decision...
Tara's boobs are nasty..and you're right they look like she got them through the nipple or she had her nipple moved to accomidate the new size of her boobs....
Jordan looks like she got hers through the underside of her boobs although i heard that the best way to get them (for the smallest,least noticable scar) is to go through the arm pit..you still have to reposition the nipple if your natural boobs were a little saggy
my aunt had a breat reduction and while she is happy with the size of her boobs they look kida bad....they took out 3lbs in each boob, repositioned her nip and did a lift...her health has improved though, so im happy for her, although sometimes she gets really self-concious about it....
nia
I think that Jordan had the implants inserted through the mammary fold. But that's a very long incision if you can see it in the cleavage!
I also had a breast reduction - 2 years back. I don't miss my massive breasts, but the nips will never be the same.
I disagree about the scar in the cleavage. That may be where she has had them done before, but it is way too small for her present cup size. Take a look at the picture with Jordan on the red carpet, thrusting her tits forward and her arms back. Now look at her armpit. There is a diagonal scar in front of her arm at a 45 degree angle. Now THAT is a scar that is proportional to the FF cup that this bitch shoves around.
Thank God Harvey is blind!
if I'm being honest. She makes me wanna ufck.
not her necessarily... but somebody.
drez | 04.29.06 - 5:02 pm | #
I didn't know about the other incisions. So she has incisions all over! It does make sense that she had augmented over time, her original breasts would not have accomdated implants that size.
make it stop....
ugh. *gagging*
god, how i loathe this (alleged) woman...
hopefully "she" will starve herself to death cuz she thinks she's "fat".
i don't wanna hear anything about her unless she finally admits that she's a tranny.
Why would she be giving titty fucks to Japanese businessmen if she was in CHINA??
What a handsome man she is.
She's really in Shanghai so she can be closer to the hometown of bukkake.
Oh, and do you think her mother is proud?
So doesn't look any worst than Pamela Anderson, frankly I think she looks a lot 'softer' in her facial features than Pammy after the first fews years in the spot light. I guess as long as men lust after the cartoon like porportioned women with massive implants instead of natural women, there will always be more Jordon's waiting to take the place of the last one.
I saw a eposide of Dr. 90210 earlier this year and they took out the implants on a woman who looked like Jordon due to a medical condition caused by the implants.
It was actually two implants stacked one on top of the other. Her whole chest area collasped. She was concave and skin was sagging everywhere.
It took seven hours to cut the excess skin off and try to make her look slightly normal again. It was a real eye opener.
I'm not really sure if 'Glamour', 'Beauty' and 'Class' go along with Jordan!
Her boobs are ridiculous
She does look like Janice Dickinson in these pics... if there's ever a flood she won't have to worry about sinking with those boobs...and what's up with that TOILET sign....lol
When I grow up I want to have big fake boobs just like Jordan.....
Nevermind the fact that I'm 28.
Jordan looks like a tranny bratz wax figurine with oversized tatas thats been left in the sun too long and obviously started to melt....she looks like a cracked up prosty...not a cute look..her face is so made up its all greasified and glistening...have another glass of bubbly i am sure it will mix with the eight ball you sniffed and the handful of pills you ate.
Fuck I bet she has some nasty herpes and crabs, pussy probably smells like rotting cheese with all that fucking oozing discharge. Christ what a piece of shit whore.Bet she dies of AIDS.Her kids should be ashamed.
amanda | 04.29.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Amanda, please don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.
Why would she be giving titty fucks to Japanese businessmen if she was in CHINA??
Anonymous | 04.29.06 - 8:46 pm | #
I thought the same thing
Y.K | 04.30.06 - 12:32 am | #
i was thinking the same thing kind of an oxymoron i think.
She is hideous!
i wish i had a penis...id like to ram this bitch, HARD!! 
Im sorry but this ugly bitch makes paris look like a supermodel! For once im poud to have paris as an american representative of trashy socialites, this bitch just needs to exit stage left already!
leslie | 04.29.06 - 3:30 pm | #
----------------------------IM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS....THE LOSS OF YOUR MIND, I MEAN.
Who is this freak anyways...What is she famous for..... She reminds me of the "Neighborhood Bike"..Everyone took a ride on her. She needed to get the "tires" reinflated not her "boobs". LOL. She had way too many bad rides. She is wiped out.
She's really in Shanghai so she can be closer to the hometown of bukkake.
little cheeto | 04.29.06 - 9:16 pm | #
Isn't bukkake Japanese? China and Japan are not interchangeable.
so hot
Looks to me like Jordan's had a breast reduction. Her boobs look noticably smaller.
wow. like. she is plastic.
She looks like a man with makeup and implants. Why anyone would voluntarily want to look like this is beyond me! N-A-S-T-Y.
can anyone say skankasaurus!!!
Her tits were her display. Each one is probably insured for $500,000.
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