firsrt?!!!!! oh dear i have no life
if 50 years of drug abuse can't kill him, a palm tree has NO chance
(though wouldn't that be ironic? And funny as hell)
first he put de lime in the coconut...?
how could someone that old climb a tree? it's gotta be the drugs!
he was probaly high as hell and thought he could fly I tried once my self along time ago.
d.c | 04.29.06 - 1:42 pm | now i will have that dumb ass jingle in my head all day lol thanks
Ah, screw it. Keith Richards does all kinds of crazy shit so the rest of the world can live vicariously through him. Mark my words, the man will be falling out of palm trees in 20 years.
He was probably taking a dump.
first he put de lime in the coconut...?
d.c | 04.29.06 - 1:42 pm | #
missing my soldier | 04.29.06 - 1:42 pm | #
and i agree...he was no doubt HIGH as hell and thought he was bird or some other stupid shit!
Senior citizens should not be climbing trees...he could have broken a hip!
he's just getting back to his monkey roots...you know, to make sure he can still hold a banana!
he got all excited because of mexico's new decriminalization:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/am...s.ap/
index.html
Isnt the fact that its Keith Richards explanation enough???
Pwash! He climbed the tree so he could smoke some coconuts.
missing my soldier | 04.29.06 - 1:42 pm | #
heartsflowers | 04.29.06 - 1:56 pm | #
And you know what happens when they break hips.... they never recover... No more touring for the Stones... those poor seniors...!
i will explain why the ho was on a palm tree... piratesIII... hes gonna be jack sparrows daddy... cameo,cameo... so maybe he's really practicing for the role...
"Keef" might smoke a joint here and there, and his fav "gin "n" juice is never far away (sorry Snoop, but that's been Richards true drink of choice for ages) but his narcotic intake ended permantly in 1979. The guy is probably healther than most 20yrlds.....he's just got it like that. Many have died trying to imitate (can anyone say Johnny Thunders?) but no one can duplicate.
I bet he goes back and carve his name in the tree lol.
Love it, I hope to be doing crazy crap like that when I am his age!!
Hi Hearts!!!
he belongs in a tree, focking look at his ugly ass face!
someone be a love and tell me how I can upload my avatar when I post.
kisses!
At least he is/was feeling young enough to climb a tree...now his family will be getting the room ready at the nearby nursing home for the mentally gone.
ok, never mind, I'm only half retarded. where's Edna, I got a special avatar just for her sweet, sweet ass.
test my avatar.
I absolutely love Keith!
Hi, Coke!
Hi, Shell!
I've been so hit and miss lately, but I keep up by reading threads late at night...miss you guys, though!
Way down in Kookymo
Fiji truly is a paradise if drugs grow on trees there. // In unrelated news, funny someone should post that "lime in the coconut" song because as I was vacuuming this morning that song kept going through my head. And then I see it here. PLATE OF SHRIMP!
The explanation is simple.
He was nesting.
"Isnt the fact that its Keith Richards explanation enough???"
One would think...
Hearts: I miss yer ass too!! 
He was juggling coconuts..that's why he was leaping around like a monkey in that palm tree!!!
this is the big wtf? story of the day! i fricking love when people do stupid shit like this...it's even better when they're celebs!
Christine, i had the same problem earlier today and it was because my own stupidity!!!! Scout saved me though... anyways, you have to put your e-mail adress in the Comment's section ( where it reads "Email (optional)"). i hope it shows!!!!
I LMAO when I heard this this morning...WTF???
He delivered his baby at NY hosp. and my aunt (she was the head baby nurse) said he and whatever her name is were very low key, very polite, no demands, and they were very hands on with the baby...
I remember seeing a cartoon of the devil tearing down a banner in Hell that read "Welcome Keith Richards 1996" last year. That cracks me up, he has probably done enough drugs to kill an elephant several times over but he still keeps rocking, and apparantly....falling out of trees!!
Hey, why don't cha take a hit off of my palm?"
I love Keith Richards to death! Who gives a fuck what he was doing in a palm tree, though I do want to know myself. You know he was high off his ass -- I expect nothing less from this crazy old fucker! Rock on, Keith!
Somebody had to take the place of Keith Moon.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!
DUDE, LOVE KEITH LOVE THE STONES!!!! ROCK ON KEITH!
I EXPECT NO LESS FROM A MAN WHO HAD TO
CHANGE HIS BLOOD, PLAYED KICK ASS SONGS STRUNG OUT, DID WEED IN JAMAICA, SAYS WHAT HE WANTS AND SURVIVED THE 60'S 70'S AND 80'S AND 90'S.
KEITH WILL LIVE LONGER THAN ANY OF US.
BLESS HIS HEART. ROCK ON KEITH!
WE LOVE YOU MAN. YOU'RE A BAD MOTHAFUCKER!
thanks! my email addy is in there.
i didnt know they had palm trees in jurassic park
Neither did Keith. He probably thought he was sitting in a extra tall lawn chair.
this is the least suprising thing coming from that man. only keith would climb and then fall out of a palm tree. i love that man
I pretended to go to the Hospital Pharmacy at Ascot yesterday but I couldn't get into the lifts without knowing name and room number of any patient. They never had that much security in their life!! Keith's alive though - no flags at halfmast
Well, he's Keith Richards.
That's what he was doing in a palm tree.
Impressive Work Geordie 
Too bad you could not get in. Keith is kind of a national treasure, but it makes you wonder if all the security was due to the paparrazi (most likely) or if they were afraid someone was going to try to "off" him. (hysterical laugher)
Speaking of pharmacies, you know he's bringing his own pain meds. 
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef!
LOVE KEITH LOVE KEITH!
STONES ROCK. BEGGARS BANQUET, SOME GIRLS ALBUM, EVERYTHING THEY ROCK.
IT IS VERY COMMON IN THE TROPICS TO CLIMB A PALM TREE - THERE ARE PALM TREE CLIMBING CONTESTS - IT IS A SPECIAL SKILL - SO YOU ALL MAKE ME LAUGH BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS.
YOU CLIMB IT LIKE A MONKEY BASICALLY - IT IS PRETTY COOL.
IF YOU ARE NOT GOOD THOUGH, YOU CAN FALL AND FALL PRETTY BADLY.
OF COURSE INTAKE OF TOO MUCH CALIFORNIA WEED DOES NOT HELP THE CLIMBING SO KEEF PUT DOWN THE STASH AND TRY AGAIN.
I LOVE YOU THOUGH. STONES FOREVER!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately Keef didn't actually fall out of a coconut tree.
The real story is that he fell out of a hammock that was suspended between two coconut trees while he was reaching for a book.
Not very rock n roll, but there you have it.
Richard Wilkins (celeb reporter in AUS) announced it this morning on breakfast TV.
I also heard he had a jet ski accident hours later or a day later.
Long live rock & roll.
Long Live weed.
Long Live Keef!
Keeeeeeeef!
Trying to climb while at the same time keeping control of the cigarette was a little too difficult for poor Keith.
Could it be that he was wacking off? Wasn't he caught doing this a few years back at some island resort?
So that's where all these quaint comments come from,
'It's as easy as falling out of a tree', 'It's like rolling out of a hammock..''It's like being stoned out of your mind'
Maybe all Keith needs is a Sudafed.
A few years ago, he fell off a ladder in his home while he was totally drunk and was hurt real bad. Gee, I'll bet he was drunk in this tree. Wonder what his liver looks like -- ARG!!
I'm kinda disappointed it ended up being a case of rolling out of a hammock strung between two palms. That sounds so pedestrian. I like falling out of a palm tree a lot better- it just sounds so out of control and crazed!
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