Er, why?
i love his show
..he does some crazy shit though...i think i would hate to live my life always trying to think of the next stunt to stay on top.....
Bitch is crazy!!!! When is the maddness going to stop.
this guy is insane!!!...what would make a person want to do this
ok, i live like 10 blocks away from his underwater stunt that will start on monday...should i gawk? what do you dlisters think?
Jinxy McDeath | 04.29.06 - 2:23 pm | #
get pics for this site!!!!! There will no doubt be pics in the media, but maybe you can get some really good fucked up ones!!!!!!!! Something about this "stunt" tells me there will be a LOT of opportunities for fucked up things!
Jinxy you better gawk! And send MK exclusive pics for us.
I don't get it though... he's going to live underwater for 7 days, THEN come out and try to hold his breath? I'm blonde... please explain to me someone.
OMG the game starts in 35 minutes
I'm gonna wear ONLY my Oilers jersey today 
Should bring them luck ya think??? :Lol:
i cant wait for this shit. he's going to be in front of Lincoln Center!! Gode I love living in nyc.
Jinxy McDeath | 04.29.06 - 2:23 pm | #
please and lots. He is one crazy ass dude. And these celebs saying "exhaustion" just pisses me off. I don't work but come if my hubby went into work and said he was exhausted they will laugh and tell his ass "strap on the boots it is time for work pussy"
If yer exhausted... taking a fucking nap. Period.
Slightly Tanned Shell | 04.29.06 - 2:32 pm | #
YEAH I TOO HAVE THE COUNTDOWN GOIN' -
http://tsn.ca/nhl/
scroll down a little bit, look to the right - THAT'S MY SATURDAY PLANNED RIGHT THERE
ps - make sure you wear an orange sweatband - YOU KNOW IT'LL MATCH THE JERSEY PERFECTLY!
i was too exhausted to go to yoga today. oh that and hungover. but mostly, exhausted.
I've almost never been prouder of my countrymen than when they turned out in force to pelt that tosser with stones and eggs during his "living in a box" "stunt".
I hope he drowns.
Orange Sweat Band = Check
Jersey - Check
Beer - Check
Husbands balls to scratch - Check
I'm ready!!!
Great website, Jenner.... thanks I never thought of looking on TSN.... I love my Jason Smith.... mmmm I'd love some beard burn on my thighs from his beard.. yummmm.... er... holy shit... I'm losing focus....
snowflake | 04.29.06 - 2:42 pm | #
I don't live in England, but I can imagine it was a proud day *sniff sniff*
Shell - Smith used to be a Leaf, I've ALWAYS thought he was hot! BUT my crush is the OTHER Smyth - even though he's kinda dorky lookin' I think he's HOT - and that STARE DOWN with Chris-Fucker-Chelios the other game...ooooooh *loins quivering*
I hate that Chelios... I'm gonna "dive" and kick his ass next Edmonton trip!
Cute pic of Ryan in the paper the other day holding his 1 year old daughter Elizabeth. She's kinda bald but adorable! The opposite of her daddy with his damned mullet!
I howled when David Blaine did his stunt in the UK... weren't people setting up bbq's under him and cooking to try and drive him nuts with the smell??
sorry to the dlisters about the hockey-talk...... I have the fever, what can I say??!
Shell - hockey & dlisted.....2 of my favourite things
I am enjoying the playoffs even more than usual this year - since the Leafs aren't in it I haven't suffered even ONE heart attack yet! And Chelios - I have hated him for as long as I remember - he's Chelios, for one thing, and he's a diver, and he's CHelios - 'nuff said!
oooh gonna go put on CBC - should be on soon!
How can anyone be drowned alive?
ok, I'll go, gawk, take pictures, and then send them to that hot slut MK to post for all you hot sluts. i suppose if i can't make it monday, i'll be able to make it on one of the days...i need to get one of my friends to come with me so we can pose inappopriately with him in the background.
Hey, Sports and Dlisted ALWAYS go together!
GO YANKEES 
GO RAIDERS
I'm STILL watching the NFL draft.
Jinxy McDeath | 04.29.06 - 3:12 pm | #
don't rush nothing interesting is gonna happen the first day. if the man dies it would be the third or fourth day. that is the pic i wanna see. (man i am evil today) btw i love the avie he is my favorite!!!
He's a sexy bitch...
I just want to see a picture of his penis after being submerged in water for 7 days.
isnt he dead yet?
Well keep the cameras rolling so we can see it when it happens then we can show our impressionable kids why not to be a jackass like him
His career - and my interest in his attention-whore ass - died a while ago now.
Give it a rest Dave, no one cares anymore. There are real wars going on.
See, if he dies during this stunt, we could witness the first "snuff" special. I am so over David Blaine. *yawn*
don't rush nothing interesting is gonna happen the first day. if the man dies it would be the third or fourth day. that is the pic i wanna see.
(missing my soldier | 04.29.06 - 3:18 pm | #
We have Dlisting down to a SCIENCE!
My husband and I were on a plane with him and F. Apple years ago, before we knew who either of them were. He was in and out of his seat (coach!) trying to engage other passengers in magic card tricks. It was cute at first but eventually, it became very annoying. He was hanging over seats, blocking aisles, and talking loudly. The flight attendants had to ask him to stop and just sit down. As I remember, he didn't make a fuss but (and I mean Butt) whenever he would lean over anyone...well, you know what the rest of the passengers were so "blessed" to see. It was so strange for us to see much later who this guy (and girl - like her music!)was. Just a real life story for your enjoyment.
Jo
He wants to go out like Houdini... let him.
I remember that South Park episode where he ate his own head or stuck his head up his own ass. I forget.
Didn't his crazy ass date Fiona Apple back in the day?
i guess he's desperate for publicity!
must have an ex-GF w/a baby to pay
Criss Angel is hotter and so much more talented.
So, I'm thinking that us NY Dlisters should set up a stand there and sell shirts or something. Die Dave Die? Other ideas welcome.
He is really ultimate JackAss
Bonnie
My suggestion
Retarded Fish
Wuhoooo... WE WON!!! 3-2 IN DETROIT!! 
Take THAT Chelios you big dumb moose! Take a DIVE into a pool and DROWN mofo!
he's already making excuses...
I hope he gets "exhausted" the first day then we will never see this bitch again. He said he can't miss a meal or it messes everything up. well my dear yuo are about to miss 21 and some snacks. you are about to be exhausted you fucking fairy.
Didn't he bang Madonna?
I just want to know how he's gonna 'go' during his week in that fish bowl thingie. I mean, is he going to have a little trail of poo hanging off of him like a real goldfish? And if he dies, do they have a giant toilet to flush him down?
He is a beauty isn't he? Now that's my idea of a sexy guy. Look at him! *purrs*
mabster60 | 04.29.06 - 8:23 pm | #
lmfao.
ba-bye.
mabster
Didn't he bang Madonna?
Anonymous | 04.29.06 - 8:19 pm | #
i think you're thinking about carlos leon...
I say get the nets and harpoon and let's go trolling..
$100,000 to the first person to take a leak in his tank!
$1000,000 to the first person to take a dump in his tank. An extra $500,000 for explosive diarrhoea! 
I really, sincerely hope he dies. Live on tv.
Was great when he did that box thing here in London. We threw eggs and all kinds of shit at him! We don't take no shit from egotistical cunts here in the UK and you guys in New York shouldn't either!
Okay...I don't understand this. Is he claiming that he's going to live underwater and NOT breathe for a week? Cause unless he's hooked up to cardiopulmonary bypass, that is NOT compatible with life!
Sounds like total BS to me.
Meh, David Blaine so 90s.
jenner and shell...i yub you, but...WINGS FAN FOR LIFE!!! i love chris fucking chelios. he makes the best chili. i'm going to have wear just my wings jersey next game to negate yours, shell.
enjoy your win, ladies..
and people...DUH..in celeb-talk, 'exhaustion' means 'i hung with pete doherty all weekend'.
What is with the holding his breath thing? I'm confused.
I think the best 'trick' that Blaine could do is to disappear. Bitch also needs to wax his chest.
Mermaids do this underwater survival all the time at resorts.. woo woo..
I loved it when he did a stunt in England and they threw stuff at him. This guy is such a joke. The masked magician explained all his lame tricks.
Was great when he did that box thing here in London. We threw eggs and all kinds of shit at him!
Tom Cruise's zero sperm count | 04.30.06 - 1:07 am | #
interesting...because i felt that the behavior of the british in that situation was quite uncivilized and rude. that whole 'treat others how you would want to be treated' kinda got the 'ol heeve-ho. if he wants to do these bizarre tests of endurance, why don't we let him. to be honest, i want to see him succeed...
bunch of idiot losers that wish him dead! You think that's smart or hip or even funny??
I don't see why anyone would wish another person dead or even "joke" about that.
I used to live in London, the city is full of "egotistical cunts" who think they are soooo special just for being british..
At least David's not sitting in a cubicle, making money for someone else!
Anonymous | 04.30.06 - 12:30 pm |
I wish you would die.
Um, just how will he be able to shit? Mabster got it right; perhaps he'll have a little trail of feces, like a real goldfish. : )
... and second, I'm glad I ain't one of his parents. : / My little baby could never!
@amonite
very smart
^ hey. at least i'm not bitter and don't make sweeping generalizations about an entire country because I couldn't hack it there or whatever your fucking problem was!
Just my personal opinion. Don't cry.
@Amonite.
No you just want someone you don't know to die. I agree, much better!
Your opinion is stupid.
Grow a brain polly.
Criss Angel wipes the floor with Blaine's ass.
i felt that the behavior of the british in that situation was quite uncivilized and rude. that whole 'treat others how you would want to be treated' kinda got the 'ol heeve-ho. if he wants to do these bizarre tests of endurance, why don't we let him. to be honest, i want to see him succeed...
Jinxy McDeath | 04.30.06 - 11:51 am | #
He can do as many fucking "bizarre tests of endurance" as he likes I'm not bothered really. Why he has to do them in public is what pisses me off. He could do the same thing and feel the victory by doing it in a locked empty room! He only does this crap in public as he needs to feed his pathetic ego.
Yup I still hope he dies. Live on tv.
i agree! deth to spazzoboy!
this bitch is crazy!! I seriously think he must have a deal with the devil.... i've seen his acts before and its just freaky!
plus he really is hot!
So, is he dead yet?
This is what I think: David Blaine's Dive of Death_
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