comedian is Jim Carrey
I agree with all your guesses.
grounded guru?!?!?
OMG... LOVING THIS SCANDALOUS MONDAY!
it's such a bi Monday.... woooo hooo
I don't think either Penny or Salma could be called a "grounded guru" though...
Can't be Penelope and Salma, makes no sense. They are both bilingual and spicy, and one is not a guru.....
mcconagay does nOT surprise me at all. He tries too hard to be hetero.
Plus, he gave himself away when he rubbed Barbara Walters feet.
Penny & Salma!
definately muffmunchers!
Penny is a serial "beard"
and Salma is never seen with a man--recently
i was thinking robin williams...that dude tap-dances over the insanity line frequently. jim carrey is a good guess too tho. i think chris still has to worry more about his image for him to do that. also he's not that insane.
Jim Carrey, that was on Howard Stern last Friday
Salma Hayek and Rene Zelwegger
Jim Carrey
Heath Ledger
Shakira and Keith Richards
Rene Zelwegger!!!! LOLOL
if I were a latin woman, I would kick anyone's ass who called me a "spicy dish"
what.the.fuck.
oh, and I don't think penny and salma are lezzies.
Salma is hot but very very very very dumb.
She also got her start in a Mexican soap opera alongside fellow hottie Gael Garcia Bernal
Jim Carrey is a good guess for the comdedian...I agree with Selma and Penelope as well!
Speaking of dumb, didn't Penelope Cruz date Tommy boy for a time?? Bitch is lucky to have escaped with her life......
Sunny, so does that mean every women in between relationships with men should be considered a lesbian? Not very logical, and feels a little like middle school.
Salma has said that she is focusing on fixing things in her life before getting into another relationship.
Read the items, it sounds like one latin woman and someone else, not two. They are painting them as opposites, not similars.
No shit! Cruz is lucky she have withstood the brain-washing.
you say potato, i say potawto
2 is definitely Jim Carrey. It was a Mike Walker item on Howard Stern the other day.
MrMagic, "Shakira and Keith Richards."
Thanks, now I have to go home and change my underwear...
what if matthew was in bed with both salma and penelope?
Doing what? Playing jenga?
none of the male actors i can think of had a birthday anytime recently.
Storm | 05.01.06 - 12:06 pm | #
yah! that was a BLANKET statement!
that's what I said ... ALL women are lesbians between relationships...*rolls eyes*
learn to read before you attack someone Kay??
it's called an opinion-don't take it soooooo seriously...
and if you're looking for a fight --go elsewhere. Thanks.
oh god, what if it was Steve Sanders, he did try and hook up with a tranny but Brandon cock blocked it
I haven't seen any of the award shows this year, so I don't really know any bilingual stars presenting with someone else... anyone?
i think the les. is more likely penelope, just b/c of her history of beard-dom.
i wouldn't doubt either, that salma is bi (she sets off my gaydar), but she no "grounded guru"!!!!!!
Penelope did date Tom Cruise, but her contract was done after 2 years, I think.
otherwise, i would say sean william scott.
Matthew McConnehomo! I'd hit it!
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing some kind stranger's lips...
nope, Prico, no recollection here
I have to confess that the idea of seeing these two (Cruz/Salma) is scorching fucking hot!
God I love lesbians.
1) penny & salma (ay carumba)
2) dave chappelle
3) def. matty boy
i think MM is the third, but i must say that the restrictions on toucking reminded me of like a ben affleck. you know, somebody self-important.
oprah asked MM about penelope, all he could come up with was "she's pure!" over and over he said it.....and then began the familiar ringing, and i realized my gaydar had now defeated stealth technology.
Sunny, not trying to fight, just wanted to alert you as to your, as you put it " blanket statement", which always get people in trouble.
Be cool, open forums are for opinions, and we both have them 
oooh! "bad girl!"
i used to pole-dance to that song in college!
madonna writes great songs to dance to.
I'm not touching that one, libby. LOL
Sky fits heaven so fly it,
that's what the prophets said to me...
or vin diesel. that guy should just come out already.
Second one HAS to be Robin Williams. He always has insane "improvisations" that never end.
What are Penny & Selma co-presidents of?
Could be Hayden Christenson for number 3. Everyone thinks he is gay and he just celebrated his birthday last week
mpcmike, nice call! Yeah, I can picture that.
grounded guru? is that like ground beef and can I pick it up in my local market? Thanksssss!
Bye bye baby, bye bye,
it's your turn to cry,
that's why we have to say goodbye,
to say goodbye...
Shit, my ipod is having a Madonna episode, wtf...
Could be Hayden Christenson for number 3. Everyone thinks he is gay and he just celebrated his birthday last week
bobbo | 05.01.06 - 12:23 pm | #
I think Hayden is HOTT but he is no leading man
matthew mc c is not gay. i will not believe that unless i personally witness him buttfucking a man or vise versa.
Ok, I'll post the pictures, muhammed. LOL
muhammed, totally agree, I need proof, especially for that hunk of man, he is one fine speciman.
I don't know, doesn't have the gay vibe to me, I live in West Hollywood so I have a decent gaydar, and it doesn't beep when I see him, although it might be biased. 
prico! check out the nicole ritchie thread. low- i.q. valerie was told off and melted down, i think.
then she was tardy.
"Salma is hot but very very very very dumb"
Actually, she's pretty damned smart!
Storm | 05.01.06 - 12:16 pm | #
ok, cool
I saw MM around growing up, and he was a bit of a whore with the ladies, but that doesn't mean he's not on the other team now, so I don't know.
prico, i'm stoned. it's the POSH SPICE thread. desculpa me.
STORM: Where in Weho do u live?
I live off Melrose by the Marc Jacobs store
MERYL STREEP and LILY TOMLIN!!!!
Don't worry, I'm following Valerie... I just don't answer back because I always think people who misspell constantly are beneath me. LOL
MERYL STREEP and LILY TOMLIN!!!!
Bay | 05.01.06 - 12:41 pm |
Yeah, but which is bilingual?
i know for a fact that the comedian is Jim Carrey
florida girl -do tell!
probably lily....she's had a lot of practice.
I bet you wish your girlfriend was HOT like mine
So what other hot latinas are out there... Michelle Rodriguez (some think she's hot), Eva Longoria (some think she's hot), Jessica Alba (some think she's hot)...
jim c. is starting to lose it for sure! wow. remember how bad he needed critics to think he can act? he can, but he was so needy about it.
and he hooked up w/ lauren holly, speaking of beef jerky.
i am sure one of them is bilingual....it has to be them. They had that funny co-presenting speech at the Oscars...
so we assume the "bilingual babe" speaks spanish because he says "spicy." hmmm.
does kate bosworth speak dutch or anything?
their first languages were BOTH spanish, bay.
Has Kelly Preston or any other major Scientology chick presented (like at the Academy Awards) with a Latina lately? Even though I don't consider them "grounded" (far from it!) maybe the guru is somebody cramming the C of $ down people's throats. "Guru" is the key word here. And whoever said Renee Zellweger - LMAO!!!! She has so much air in her pumpkinhead that I'm sure she has to carry a big ol' hobo bag filled with shit to keep her from floating into the clouds!
Isn't Eva Longoria a dildo guru?
NO NO i am talking about meryl and lily...but i guess htey are not technically HOT BABES
Maybe bilingual is a code word for bisexual.
bilingual could be spicy Hunan? Chinese lez's?
sorry bay. i've been reading so many posts from that ignoramous valerie that i forgot you were smarter than that! i was worried for a minute there about you!
how do you spell ignoramos? or ignoramous? too bad val went to wood shop...
I think it's ignoramus
i say things a lot more often than i write them. i can't spell. i'm valerie.
Ay chicos, ya dejenme en paz! So what if I like to eat paella off Penny's nalgas?
MM's birthday was in November... celebrating a bit late..
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000190/
MM's birthday was in November... celebrating a bit late..
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000190/
Ah, I knew that horny bastard was a fellow scorpio...
it can't be j.lopez---she's too high and mighty to share the stage w/ anybody.
exceptin' her hubby, whose mention here finishes the beef jerky hat-trick.
And J.Lo can't speak Spanish, lol.
sunny-it happened on set of his new movie he got too much into character and shocked everyone when he wooped it out...and expected everyone to laugh..but they were all too shocked so he just walked from set to his trailer...that's all i know
It's probably just gossip anyways, we are all wondering for nothing
TABATHA IS CLUELESS?
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow
Eva Longoria is a good guess!!! She has been recently saying she's the "teacher" in the bed...but she seems happy with Tony..
hmmm
Well at least Jake will feel better with a few more on the team, taking the heat off him, poor lad.
And I think no 3 is his mate Heath. Leading man? Check. Birthday in April? Check (4th). Discreet? Double check. NY Blind item - Heath's based in NY. Anything else? In a film called Two Hands for the 'touched' part.
I'm probably so way off base it's unbelievable. It prolly is McBongo after all that.
florida girl 
thanks
Pe and Shalma are not lesbians, their relationship can be qualified more like a sister bond, hahaha funny trashy rumour!!! tsk tsk..., Matthew M has always been a manwhore and he is not about to stop, I bet he is laughing his ass off reading this trash, u guys need to be a bit more creative if you want to trash someone with the gay thing....is really boring...yawn
It's funny how if you listen to Howard Stern everyday this shit is always so old news...
It's Star and Al!!! HAHA!!!
oops, i got j. lo. confused w/ cartman's hand. THAT j.lo does speak spanish.
must've been that word "spicy."
i use this site for gossip because it's 99 and 44-hundredths free of howard stern
Not to mention free, libby.
yeah, like hotmail, myspace, and everything else in my favorites list.
how many times can howard ask a stripper if she's bi? i can't believe people would waste the energy.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not Matthew McConaughey! I need him to be straight!
I love Howard Stern. I think he's totally misunderstood by main stream media and that a lot of people don't get he's all about irony.
It amuses me when people take his ass seriously.
Anom:
I live off of Melrose and Huntley. Love the area, great food, great shopping!
Penlope is right but I'm stumped on the "grounded guru". I don't think it's Salma...btw she's much too hot for "A Bugs Life" looking Penny.
Jim Carrey
Vin Diesel
Hayden just turned 25 on April 19.
He was recently a leading man in Star Wars.
And the "alledgedly hetero" part comes from the recent press about his supposed affair with Sienna Miller, even tho there's been gay speculation about him for years.
I'd say he fits.
I agree about the no-gaydar for Matthew McC. Everything about him screams hound playa - hetero style.
I don't think it fits Christensen. He hasn't done anything big besides Star Wars till now, so he isn't excatly "Hollywood leading man" material yet - Heath Ledger on the other hand...
LMFAO la mexicana!!!!!
Calm down and stop wishing MM to be gay, good lord his birthday isnt until NOVEMBER!!!!! There has been way too much wishful thinking for him to be gay, stop it!. I think there are bigger culprits then him.
the comedian is Jim Carrey dude. Change the guess. It was in the National Enquirer.
No shit! Cruz is lucky she have withstood the brain-washing.
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Yeah butt, first you have to have a brain.
STORM:
Huntley?? jeez we're totally 3 blocks away from each other..
How old are u? 24 here
Pfff. The Penny and Salma blind item is obvioulsy them and, IMO, total BS. But such a nice image to think about....
and think about...
and think about...
...
Billy is a has-been. Why does he even bother. The Salma-Penny rumour is what a year old.
Sites like D-listed have mad that old fart toally irrelevant.
At least this weeks blind item was actually gossip and not the nonsense he usually just BIs to make it sound interesting
one out of 3, dumbass. you get an f.
Selma and Penny are def muff divers.
Robin Williams new film was part improv.
Jake Gyllenhal has been "out" with a guy a LOT lately.
R U thinking what I am?
Except for the fact that Salma and Penny have known each other for 10 years. You would think they would have gotten together long before they presented togeteher last year at the Oscars. Which is why I don't think it's them.
The first blind item describes them as a "high-flying combination". They starred together in Bandidas and I remember a small story about how the plane they were on almost crashed, but everyone was fine in the end. Just saying is all....
Anon:Same age....Spooky! How do you like the neighborhood?
Storm: I love the neighborhood... quick walk to everything!
mk is wrong and perez sucks 05.01.06 - 4:52 pm
suck on my throbbing sweaty meat pole and i'll jizz up your nostrils. fucker.
Hmm,could the first item be Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba or Eva Mendes? I think Eva L. was in NY recently for the Letterman show.
The 2nd item could be Jim Carrey. I don't think Chris is THAT crazy to pee in front of anyone. LOL
I hope the first one is Bai Lynn. I wonder who she would hook up with?
Seriously people, think other languages besides Spanish...
My other "wish" would be for Christina Aguilera...siggghh...
Oh and I know I just contradicted myself. I just wish for Christina cause she's so damn hot!
Also, what about Natalie Portman? She could qualify as either...I think she knows several languages, and she's definately a "grounded guru".
BAI LING IS NASTY AND FUG.
THE TWO ACTRESSES ARE THE GORGEOUS DIVAS: SALMA HAYEK AND PENELOPE CRUZ!
Mhmm I wanna see some Penny & Salma action!
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Salma is not a lesbian. Neither is Penelope but I don't like Penny. She has slept with every leading actor starring along side her in all the movies she's been in. Every one of them (except the gay ones in the Almodovar movies). And then she dated Cruise, pleeeze, what a loser!
But then again, speaking of tasteless, it seems Salma dated Jude Law recently, uggghhh! 
Salma needs to get herself a non celeb!
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