Maybe they like him because he's short enough that they can tuck him under their dresses and make them smile
He must have the wonder cock!!
If she's good enough to match wit and mouth with David Spade, I say she better think again and stfu. She'll sound like Napoleon Dynamite! But, let the games begin.
David is so fug. How in the hell does he get those hot chicks? He can't be good in bed. I am going to puke just thinking about it! 
Ok So Heather can move on but Her husband can't? So it was with Denise -that sucks... but they are all adults... shit happens.
He must have the wonder cock!!
CokeMonkey | 05.02.06 - 12:11 pm |
Damn that pretty much says it all.
i (now) love denise richards.
actually, this whole convoluted thing is pretty intense. i'm enjoying it, thoroughly.
This "triangle" gets better everyday!
GO YANKEES 
he's got the magic stick
i bet david is a cuddler
I wouldn't fuck David Spade with Paris Hilton's bits.
Spade vs. Ho....
Let the battle of the yard tools begin
Team Spade
Honest to God I hear cat's hissing in my head when I hear that bitches name. Fucking love it!!
I also hear it when I meet most women to so it's probably my problem.
See iwould love David Spade as that just a friend guy. He would have me laughing so hard I'd have to keep extra undies in my purse but that's about it.
lay it all out there David! fuck Denise and her rotten cooter!
He must be good with his tongue cause I can't imagine him having a big dick. jmo
Maybe he tells funny jokes to distract the fact that he has a litle weewee.
is that your ass Sassyass? If it is...You have NO RIGHT to pass judgement on to ANYONE
They saw his cock (lol @ me using that word) is huuuuuge.
NoAnjil, you never know!!!! I've known some little, skinny guys with coke cans!
~ohmy~ I AGREE!
TEAM DENISE! I heard Heather treated Richie like total shit and mentally abused him. Denise is younger, prettier and seems like a better mom than Heather. Heather is all worried about her career being over while Denise just takes her kids to the park every day and doesn't worry about it. I hope Richie and Denise get married and have like 10 kids. Snort.
Oh I can't stand David S. He is a little annoying jerk. I love this whole messy triangle. It's very entertaining. I just feel sorry for all of the kids. 
Hollyweirdo's should be banned from having children. There should be a law.
He may think he's dating Locklear, but I guarantee Heather wouldn't characterize it that way.
Please. No one goes from Tommy Lee, to Richie Sambora, to David Fucking Spade. It's just not done.
P.S. TEAM RICHIE/RICHARDS!!
This is getting too incestuous.
Yuk! He dated Krista Allen? Damn that's disappointing. I really wanted to like this bitch.
is that your ass Sassyass? If it is...You have NO RIGHT to pass judgement on to ANYONE
Anonymous | 05.02.06 - 12:22 pm | #
wow who urinated in your Cheerios this morning?
Harley Bitch Barbie | 05.02.06 - 12:23 pm | #
True, so true, you got me there! My friend must weigh 100 pounds and his cock reaches his kneecaps. *now fantasizing*
Seems like Sambora has distanced himself from this whole mess and has been in Mammoth with his daughter for a few days.....not fucking that bitches brains out which must piss her off
Am I the only person who's rooting for Denise in this whole mess with crazy Sheen?
TEAM DENISE!!!
Blue Rose - Nope. I am totally TEAM DENISE! Charlie Sheen is a fucking dirt bag.
Denise is a nobody looking for attention. That's why she is making such a big deal out of everything. No one knew who she was before she married Charlie Sheen.
Stature does NOT indicate endowment! I've had short, thin men and they were GODS in bed... *ahem* just sayin'...
He was on Howard Stern a few weeks ago talking shit about Kristy Swanson. It was great. He's my hero.
Dude...There is ass and thigh and rolls all in one. I find it hard to belive that someone can talk about how bad everyone looks when they look like that! Sorry. Tell me I'm wrong.
Anonymous | 05.02.06 - 12:40 pm | #
I have rolls?
True, so true, you got me there! My friend must weigh 100 pounds and his cock reaches his kneecaps. *now fantasizing*
NoAnjl | 05.02.06 - 12:30 pm |
Stature does NOT indicate endowment! I've had short, thin men and they were GODS in bed... *ahem* just sayin'...
MizRo | 05.02.06 - 12:38 pm |
Phone numbers, people! I want phone numbers!
How the hell does his fug ass get these chicks? Well, you know they say small guys have big peckers.
At least we know for sure now that Heather is blind.
Yep, I totally dated a short shinny dude once who had the biggest slong I've ever seen.
Anonymous if you come here often you will know that Sassyass shamelessly promotes herself on here often. The problem is she is ugly but doesn't seem to realize it.
Sassy! Never mind that Anonymous slag... All he/she does is come in and lurk, make some derogatory statement about one of us, and lurk some more... He/she prolly looks like Spade without the great hair and endowment!
Denise is all upset because she posed for Playboy cause Charlie likes the Magazine, and ruined her career in the process!. Always knew she was a Regina George!(the main mean girl in Mean Girls!)
Maybe Denise would like Heather to just come over and whoop her little ass? That'd be way better than Heather's boyfriend defending her.
Don't count Heather out in the ice dept ever..Denise made a wrong enemy 
Miz..I find them quite funny! You have to love the haters. 
I think all those cheesy bitches want free Kate Spade stuff.
I'm not really a hater I just don't want to look at your fat ass.
Stature does NOT indicate endowment! I've had short, thin men and they were GODS in bed... *ahem* just sayin'...
MizRo | 05.02.06 - 12:38 pm |
Miz - You know what Ava Gardener said about Frank Sinatra don't you? I'm paraphrasing, but it was something like, "he weighs 130 pounds, and 100 pounds of that is cock."
Yes bitch. there are rolls ander what you think is an ass. Flat wide and full of cheese. If it was a pic of a celeb...You would be full of negative comments....
under***
if it were a celeb ass sassy and her crew woudl all be saying how fat it was for sure!
david spade is one lucky bastard if hes getting it on with ANY of them!!!
heather locklear, in my opinion, hasnt aged since Melrose Place....oh my, anyone remember what a bitch she was on that show???!!! totally awesome!!!
PS Sassy Ass--- i LOVE your pic!!
David Spade is gay! He's not fooling me!
Your just JEALOUS is also known as Sassy Ass who is also Shell who is also Crazy Cajun. It's funny how Shell disapeared and so did Crazy cajun. they are the same person that's why you dumb bitches! you always defended them but look at the evidence now you know it's true.
Sick of your Shit..Whatever bitch. I use one name. Why would I go to the trouble to use other names? You must be that bored?
Whatever!! You don't like it, don't stay. You have a problem with anything here, don't stay.
LA Love that description and love that woman!
Spade also works that "funny man" thing...
Just pointing out the obvious and it's funny how you get all defensive.Because you know it's true that's why. Sassy, please be more secure with yourself and stop resorting to promoting your fat ass on blogs.
How is David getting so much action? I think we need to bring in CSI to find out what's really going on!
Why are all of these women going out with scrawny, greasy, tiny, ugly David Spade?!?!?!?! What a wimp! And Denise Richards could get anyone she wants--why her best friend's ex? Seems to me she's a bitch and a slut.
Stature does NOT indicate endowment!
That trude,, HOWEVER, you still have to look at the guy, too (once in a while). And Spade is a fucking weasel!
oh my GOD is that tard back here with the dlisted conspiracy theories??!!
Sick of Your Shit | 05.02.06 - 1:06 pm | #
Jesus H. Christ, Shell is everyone, including Hitler, Santa Claus and Marlon Brando. Get a grip.
I think she's missing the point. It's the fact that she slept with her best friend's husband that everyone has the problem with. If she doesn't like the bad PR, maybe she should stop being a manipuulative slut. As if she had a career anyway. Would anyone even know who she was if she hadn't married Charlie Sheen? Now she has Richie to latch onto for her PR pics.
Go away Denise.
he must be packing some serious meat. cause hes short and goofy looking. i guess it is true a sense of humor goes a long way.
BUT why would any decent chick go after a friends ex-husband?
What is the topic?
1) Why David Spade?
or
2) Is Denise wrong in seeing Richie?
or
3) Does Sassy have rolls?
WHICH SHE DOES NOT AND IF SHE DID, I AM SURE THEY WOULD TASTE REALLY GOOD WITH BUTTER ON THEM!
Sassy, sorry about caps.
Shut up Meramari it's none of your business so go fuck yourself.
Delusional people are funny .. hmm maybe thats really what the "D" in Dlisted stands for
Let's see - Spade is not getting pussy from any hot famous chicks - maybe Lara Flynn Boyle but she is fucked up any hoo..
stature don't mean anything - a big dong is winning the genetic lottery
Prico - call me anytime
okay, Heather Locklear isn't necessarily an ice queen because of who she played on Melrose place! come on people! Denise Looks more like a real bitch than heather, plus I never felt heather was bitchy enough playing amanda woodward, it seemed like she was trying too hard to try to be mean.
I'm sorry, but did you say something. I can't get past the idea that a woman would actually go back and forth between David Spade and George Clooney. That's like not knowing if you want to live in a trailer or a mansion.
No offense to trailers.
Why did that just say "bite me." I'm telling you. David Spade is totally after me.
WHICH SHE DOES NOT AND IF SHE DID, I AM SURE THEY WOULD TASTE REALLY GOOD WITH BUTTER ON THEM!
Sassy, sorry about caps.
meramari | Homepage | 05.02.06 - 2:58 pm | #
You funny, bitch! You can put Butter on my Rolls anytime.
What did Heather expect when she filed for DIVORCE from her husband? That he was going to be celibate forever?
And David Spade needs to stfu and enjoy the pussy while he was it, cause once Heather finds another rocker it's over.
Personally, and this may sound weird, but I would rather have Spade over Clooney. Clooney is a womanizing prick and Spade is fucking hilarious. Just saying.
Sassy you need to lose weight before you post pictures on the net.
Sassy, sorry about caps.
meramari | Homepage | 05.02.06 - 2:58 pm | #
You funny, bitch! You can put Butter on my Rolls anytime.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 05.02.06 - 3:45 pm | #
Is that all you have to offer? your ass? there are 3 rolls under what looks like a pancake. Take a picture of your face.
Scooter and Anon..Hate to tell you fucking bitches but I am NOT fat in anyway. If you look my my blog, you can see that dumbass!! I would LOVE to see what you both look like.
Later, bitches!
Wait, wait, Krista Allen goes back and forth between David Spade and GEORGE CLOONEY???? How is this possible, isn't that like going back and forth between dog food and filet mignon? Is he a magician? Hypnotist? Maybe he has super powers to make much hotter women fall for him...
Like I said earlier today, this "triangle" gets better everyday......
http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/
e...502134109990001
GO YANKEES!
umm Heather and Denise were best friends - when you dump your husband, you get really pissed when your best friend shows up in the tabs making out with him..that is just wrong.
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