Please God get rid of this frogface!!
I'd watch Big Gay Al on the view!
And just to piss Valerie off-FIRST!
My apologies to the others.
The day Star leaves, is the day this shit get's cancelled, well maybe a week later. Even though I can't stand her, she is the only reason I know about the view in the first place, her and Debbie Meta...the dumb one they got rid of first. These bitches are like out of mean girls on the real.
Rosie is ugly too.
Can't figure out which one is uglier.
Let you know at a later date..
buh bye star
OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! SHE NEEDS TO JUST DIE OF GASTRIC BYPASS COMPLICATIONS ALREADY!? OMG i am mean!
That picture scares me
And we care because.....
Is it just me or does her face seem happy and her eyes show no emotion? DDDUURRR!!!
Poor Star...no one likes you! Ha Ha
Ding Dong the witch is almost DEAD! Death to Starzilla.
I will lose sleep tonight fretting over what will become of Ms. Star. My, my... this is harsh 
* snore *
STAR JONES USED TO MEAN SOMETHIN' NOW SHE'S A FUCKIN' JOKE.
If her contract is up, they don't need any reason not to renew it. Just don't freaking renew it! BYE BYE, STAR.
FROGFACE ugly, still fat, smelly, pompous, smug, not fucked (heh,heh).. SHE wants her own talk show... could you imagine that?
the old Swine Bag Ho......
I don't watch the view and I don't care for Star, but I'd hate to see her lose her job.
sorry that was harsh...
I really want to see Rosie and Star fight, though. That'd be some hot shit!
Without Star, Rosie will have to be mean to Elizabeth whatsherface.. and I was always told as a child that its not funny to make fun of retarded people.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
I'm getting a titty lift and a brazilian just to celebrate...
Dig the nail of your thumb into the flesh between your eyes... dig hard.
Did you sneeze?
I just did.
dayum! she didn't get lipo - she gnawed the fat off with her monster teeth!!
Toothy Tile
I want to see the showdown between Rosie and Star to..so hopefully Star stays around for at least a day!
Imagine her NAKED without makeup...
{SHUDDER}
sorry that was harsh...
katiescarlett | 05.02.06 - 1:51 pm | #
Nah not to bad. But then again why else do we come here. I don't know about you but i don't come here to kiss ass.
Imagine her NAKED without makeup...
{SHUDDER}
katiescarlett
I JUST ATE!!! DAMN YOU!!!
OH NOOO!!
She is going to get her own show!!
(pure speculation on my part)
$5 says that Star will get her own show in syndication.
PS- I was watching a trashy tabloid show and Hohan is in talks to play Janis Joplin and is recording her songs 
katiescarlett | 05.02.06 - 1:54 pm | #
my eyeballs are burning!
Imagine her NAKED without makeup...
{SHUDDER}
katiescarlett | 05.02.06 - 1:54 pm | #
I hate you like poison, KatieScarlett!
yeh that is pretty sick her pussy lips prolly flop to the floor..
Seriously, tho', kidz.
Where WILL Ms. Star find employment after her lucky gig on "The View" ends?
I believe she will report to Vegas as an above-average showgirl, complete with pasties. That is one show I would pay to see.
Rosie is gonna annihilate both Star and Elizabeth. Luvs it.
I don't know about you but i don't come here to kiss ass.
I come here to make my own pathetic life seem better 
Don't send her here (vegas) i refuse to live in the same town where she wants to entertain! lol
JUST ATE!!! DAMN YOU!!!
spin sycle | Homepage | 05.02.06 - 1:55 pm | #
Star scar sandwich for lunch anyone
FUCK, MARRY & KILL?
Tom Cruise
Star Jones
Paris Hilton
who would you FUCK, MARRY & KILL
the choices are VERY VERY TOUGH!
i'm still debating my choices
Star scar sandwich for lunch anyone
katiescarlett
*baaaarrrrf*
yes please, extra sauce
i would shoot myself.
Oh, sonofabitch, KitKat, that's just impossible!
seriously... watch her face on The View when some one else talks.. she looks so damn bored.. and when they say shit about gay stuff OMG it is too funny..
prico! LOL i'm still 'thinking'
THINK PEOPLE and think 'hard' LOL
Don't let the door hit you in the ass beyotch! baa baa!
Ok, but only if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Tom (he's the only male, and it would have to be doggy style because I don't wanna look at his face). I'd marry Paris, but only to get to her money, and I'd spend my life traveling in opposite direction of her. And I'd kill Star, well, because in older cultures whenever an aberration of nature was born they'd kill it on the spot, so she's been living on borrowed time.
Good riddance. Go get a bagina lip lift on your time off you saggy ugly frog!
(no offense to frogs)
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.02.06 - 2:05 pm | #
genius!
i would fuck star jones because she has tig old bitties...or at least let her eat me out...then i would kill paris herpes hilton and then i would marry tom and keep him locked in the basement and make him watch top gun until he rotted and died...but not before writing a letter to the press outing himself and denouncing scientology. then i would live high on the hog on his bank account.
What the sweet Jeezus is wrong with her eyes/eyelids? Besides the garish makeup, I mean. There is some structural deformity, which, of course, meshes nicely with the remainder of her grotesque body and all, but...
What is with the EYES?
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow | 05.02.06 - 2:05 pm | #
I was heading in that direction too, of COURSE Star would have to die there is no going anywhere else other than death for Star Tits Jones.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 05.02.06 - 2:06 pm |
"tig old bitties"?
BWAHAHAHA!
i hope rosie calls star out, to her face, on camera, about her refusal to admit to gastric-bypass. why is that embarassing? i'm sorry, but the embarassing part is the fact that she weighed over 300 pounds...not that she had surgery to lose it.
ROFL
I'd throw up and then dry heave for hours if I ever saw her gag sacks.
morticia you need an intervention.. I did not know you were into FROGS!!!
Fuck, Marry & Kill
Marilyn Manson
Pete Doherty
Kevin Federline
I would kill PETE, fuck KEVIN and marry Marilyn.
yes I need therapy no need to tell me :P
katiescarlett | 05.02.06 - 2:10 pm |
you're right. i do need an intervention. i just said i would let star eat me out.
i need a donut.
If Star becomes unemployed, how will Al continue to live in the manner that he become accustomed to?
Oh that's too much... I wouldn't fuck any of them, so I guess it's moot.
Oh, How I hope this is true!
GO YANKEES 
morticia the makeup alone she wears will eat away your beautiful cooter.. her makeup is like battery acid.. she puts it on with a blow torch..
I just grossed myself out
I need a coke slurpee
OakRaiderfan | 05.02.06 - 2:14 pm | #
i LOVED those pictures of Brad & Angie from W magazine !
KitKatWoman | 05.02.06 - 2:11 pm | #
I'd have to kill MYSELF.
If I HAD to... I'd fuck Marilyn Manson (weirdos tend to have huge dicks), I'd marry Pete (he's gonna die soon anyway) and kill K-Fed (there's no way I'm fucking or marrying his dirty ass).
lol i love the reponses
Fuck- Sylvester Stallone
Marry- George Clooney
Kill- Janice Dickinson
Fuck, Marry & Kill
Marilyn Manson
Pete Doherty
Kevin Federline
I would kill PETE, fuck KEVIN and marry Marilyn.
KitKatWoman | 05.02.06 - 2:11 pm | #
ugh these are HORRIBLE Kitkat!
I'd: fuck Tom (only male), marry Hilton (like Prico, $$$), kill Star
I'd: fuck Marilyn Manson (least repulsive of the 3), marry Pete Doherty ($$$ - i'd NEVER have to see him, what with him being in jail all the time(, and kill Federline - he has spawned FAR too many children and needs to be put out of OUR misery
F, M & K.
F*ck - Robbie Williams
Marry - Harrison Ford
Kill - I only take the life of insects.
i'd let star jones eat out my pooty-hole.
she prefers jelly.
oh, and i'd swear to her i was clean down there, but just between you dlisters and me...i would actually have eaten rotten thai food nights before in preparation for the tsunami of scalding orange diarrhea with which to super soak her worthless, stupid, lawyer ass-face.
i would squirt partially digested thai food into star jones mouth on her last day at 'the view' as she tossed my salad.
i should write for hallmark.
ease up on the zoom bleaching already...shit, i'm blind!
Yes Yes Yes! Put that miserable self-absorbed lying sack of shit diva bitch in her place!
F. M. K.:
GEORGE BUSH
CONDELEZA RICE
BILL CLINTON
tim | 05.02.06 - 2:19 pm | #
OMG I've got kind of a laugh/ gagging hybrid going on here.
tim | 05.02.06 - 2:19 pm | #
"scalding orange diarrhea"
I have no words........................
"scalding orange diarrhea"
puts down her orange jello
tim - If you write for Hallmark, I will be purchasing your cards.
I need a coke slurpee
katiescarlett | 05.02.06 - 2:15 pm | #
I love coke slurpee's can I have one too??
That's easy... I'd fuck Bill, then I'd fuck Bill, then I'd kill George, then I'd fuck Bill, then I'd marry Condi, then I'd fuck Bill in my honeymoon.
NoAnjl | 05.02.06 - 2:05 pm | #
Seriously funny, but Dr. Rey on E actually did a bagina lip lift to one of the girls (yes, "girl", she is a very young early 20's) who works in his office. She had no qualms about it at all. Next to last scene, she is in stirrups, he is checking his work and coos and giggles because it is now "perky". Too funny......
tim | 05.02.06 - 2:19 pm |
You just made my fucking afternoon better!
tim..... I will think of that as I am preparing dinner
witcyn!!
She was very snippy this morning when they were talking about people taking time off to be with their children and how wives can't take time off to be with their husbands.
She also made a statement that she was an illegal immigrant... of course barbara corrected her and said that was because of slavery.
She is ugly!!!!
Tim you're a poet who brings tears to my eyes from trying to keep my lunch down LOLOLOL
Well, she would've been too ugly to work in the main house, so yeah, she would've been a slave.
MK - don't tease. As much as I hate Star I kinda want her to stay and have to put up with Rosie. I think that'll be well worth the price of admission.
A Perez reader had a BigGayAl sighting:
"I spotted Mr. Al Jones Reynolds at Coachella in the VIP tent with some other undercover homosexual - a cute little blonde thing with some gay gay jeans and a white button up shirt. Al was following the blonde thing around everywhere. They looked like they were going to the White Party."
I give it 6 months before Star goes on record that her hubby is a pillow-biter.
If she loses her job, he's gonna drop the bomb on her... otherwise he'd have to support her (!!!!!).
If she loses her job, he's gonna drop the bomb on her... otherwise he'd have to support her (!!!!!).
oh this is the sweet beginnings of her end...
seee what happens when your head supewr inflates
^^Nyla I watched the show this morning. Star did not sayshe was an illegal alien. The issue was people who came to this country legally and Star said that she (and her peeps) did not At that point BW agreed.
Star has got to know that they are trying to get rid of her. BW is calling all of the shots. Star si no fool BW is not her friend;Star is not stupid.
Frankly the other people on the panel are boring, Joy is not funny and Elizabeth just scares me with that Republican-crap, no one is interested in her political views.
As far as Rosie, I think she is going to self-desctruct because she cares too much about too many issues. I really don't want to hear about Parkar and the gang. Her show did not make it because she does not have emotional fortitude.
Star will not make it on her own show although I hope she gets her own show. Part of it will be her own undoing, but part will be the inability to accept women who are unattractive, but try to improve themselves.
Women are harder on other women. You damn near have to be perfect-looking to suceed in that industry.
i think it'd be funny if she'd get breast AND stomach cancer.
simultaneously.
then what'd that make her?
a gutless, titless ho.
like kylie, but without the stomach cancer.
Barbara et al better remember: Star Jones IS A LAWYER!
Kitkatwoman 2:15pm, I know I LOVE them too!
GO YANKEES
As far as Rosie, I think she is going to self-desctruct because she cares too much about too many issues.
Samantha Jones | 05.02.06 - 3:01 pm |
uh, i like, hate it, when like, people, like care about issues. especially, like, when they care TOO much, about issues, that like, totally effects them in like, everyday life.
i want to watch star jones get mauled by a cougar.
or a tiger shark, but i would want plenty of cameras to film it from underwater. and a microphone on her swimsuit lapel to hear who she cries out for with her final dying breaths.
I don't nderstand why they havn't moved the View to a pay-per-view format. Cause when Rosie comeso n it will be better then Ultimate fight championships.
Blood will fly I can see them foaming at the mouth already.
i'd probably be angry too if the country i lived in allowed states to discriminate against my lifestyle (read: anti-gay adoption laws). when you know you're right and the laws are wrong, it's hard to mask frustration.
G-damn her mouth is 'uge. And so is her head.
Looks like the shark from "Finding Nemo".
Does anyone know what she did before this show besides "being" a lawyer?
You know what though, I would actually like to see Star and Rosie O'Dyke screaming at each other a few times. Then I would like a huge crack in the earth to open beneath the set of the view and swallow all of those annoying bitches whole. Let's hope that Paris is the guest that day as a bonus!
i want to watch star jones get mauled by a cougar.
tim | 05.02.06 - 3:06 pm | #
I just had the WORST image of some 40 year old cougar mauling Star, fake nails, tits and lamme a-flyin'
Does anyone know what she did before this show besides "being" a lawyer?
meramari | Homepage | 05.02.06 - 3:16 pm |
Ruminate. Grass, that is.
Pleeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz
You must check margret.is.com to see Star in a plunging neck line dress. It's disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Star Jones leaving The View would be the best thing to happen to television EVER.
is it too early to do my happy dance, or should i wait for a confirmation first. knowing this bitch, she has cheated death on the surgeon's table, she may cheat getting canned as well.
buh-bye Starsquatch, you fucking ho-bag.
MsAstro
You don't ask for much, do you hon?
I heard Star worked at a Ravioli tasting plant...She studied law (while sampling the pasta) , then got the gig on the VIEW
I dunno, it's a toss-up which is more odious, Star or Rosie. I have to go with Rosie for the poetry:
knuckles i use
on rose a sha
adult zits without heads
puberty at last
red welts a go go
I hope she does at least one show so we can see her and Rosie go at it. Then she can leave.
Bliss Ann Jenkins | 05.02.06 - 5:02 pm | #
"allegedly"?
I still say Star looks like she has a yeast infection in her mouth. Look at the corners. Ew.
IF STAR GOES I GO, WHERE WOULD THE FUN BE WITHOUT STAR. YOU GUYS BETTER JOIN ME IN PETITION, YOU ALL KNOW WE WOULD HAVE REDUCED OUR DISUSSION BY LIKE 80% IF STAR GOES INTO OBLIVION.
LOL.
I actually liked Star until she got with Al and all this wedding/payless crap. Since she got with Big Gay Al she has become a mega watt pain in the ass. From Payless, to the wedding and weightloss she has become self-righteous and annoying. Hope the View not renewing her contract humbles her.
im pleased to learn that the ugly bitch is finally getting the fuck out of there, but on the other hand it would be nice to see rosie & star in a major battle on the show. now, that would be entertainment for once! i think rosie would beat the fuck out of star, big time.
Um, the producers are hoping she'll walk??? Are you kidding? Don't the producers know they're in charge and they are her boss, not the other way around? What morons. Oh, and she'll never ever walk, because even though i hate this bitch, she's probably at least smart enought to realize that if she doesn't have the view, she won't have any other offers. ever.
This bitch might as well put all that weight back on
I was wondering how long before blood started spurting. Women just cannot work together and have never been able to. Us women are too catty to make a group for long before they start to scratch each others eyes out or just start the back stabbing.
trading rosie for star...the degree of butchy bitch is about the same...
Obviously, rosie will push her gay marriage agenda. Maybe it will cost the Democrats, the White House, again!
BW is not an asset to the show, as a member of the panel.
Rosie is getting the glamour treatment in preparation for her appearance. They'll have to work night and day to make her look halfway like a woman, instead of like a transsexual.
And you thought Jerry Springer was all that contgaious
What's up with her teefh in that pic?
Well I like Star!! and she must be doing something good, for so many people to hate on her. Keep em talking Star!!!. This woman has done nothing to none of you, you don't even know her, only what you hear. People is so quick to judge others. Many of you would like to be sitting where Star is. Star, what God has for you it's yours and can't no man nor woman take away what God has planned for you. Aren't you glad about that!!!
Tina, I agree with you.
I pray for Star, I wonder how these people sleep at night
And some of them call themselves CHRISTIANS what a joke.
They hate on her because she is a successful black woman.
I will bet mu lat cent that if STAR was a white woman ---we wouldn't be hearing any of these nasty comments.
SAME old RACISTS crap ---hiding behind a keyboard
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