It's hard to get into this when every choir program at every high school across the country has kids as talented as these...
first just for val
I don't watch it, so humor me- How old is Taylor supposed to be, anyway?
dammit
sorry missing my soldier I'll step aside...
It's a pain we lot in the UK cant vote.Totally sucks but oh well.
Y'all Americans should vote Taylor out.
This show is so pedestrian. It would be better if they brought back the Gong from the Gong Show and let people come up from the audience and whack the shit out of it when they've heard enough. I might be inclined to watch THAT show!
Chris was alright...i liked his second choice of song, but his voice couldn't hang
Taylor kindof sucked but i would fuck the dogshit out of him. there is something really sexy about him...except for that retarded fucking shirt he was wearing. Ryan Secrest wants it back
Katherine- first of all, it looked like you found your dress while dumpsterdiving. secondly, i know you're most comfortable on your knees, but unless you're going to suck Simon's dick onstage, how 'bout standing?
i'll say what i say every week:
as long as Elliott is safe, i'm happy.
i love him.
Blue Rose | 05.03.06 - 10:52 am | #
I don't watch either but I think he is suppossed to be in his late 20's.
MJF | 05.03.06 - 10:56 am | #
OMG! That would be awesome! I WOULD watch it then, lol.
i think he's like 29. Mcphee was all weird yesterday kneeling on stage - wtf.
Scout lol. 
Missing my Soldier that totally sucks.
MJF: it's time to pitch that shit!!!
I so don't watch this but obviously I'm missing nothing.
And, instead of a record deal, give a bouquet of carrots like the $1.98 Beauty Pageant.
Taylor was born in 76 - so he turns 30 sometime this year. I am hooked on the stupid show - mainly to see hot hot Katharine looks and how awful Paris performs. Elliott is awesome and is suppose to be a pretty good guy. I live in Richmond, VA and most of the people I know are (obviously) totally pulling for Elliott.
Carrots...hmmm....that would work! Or just letting them leave with their dignity in tact.
Kat needs to go before Paris. Kat sounded like shit and humped the floor!!
All those bitches are boring. I hope no one wins, lack of talent!!
This is why i don't watch that show no more
Kat sounded like shit and humped the floor!!
Anon2/Fancy | 05.03.06 - 11:01 am |
She was calling the mothership.
Kat is stupid and annoying, I just wanna stick that microphone up her ass.
And she wasnt wearing shoes just like Brit Brit!!
I want Paris to go. I am tired of Elliot and Taylor.
I think Katherine and Chris will be the Final 2.
MJF that would be incredible! And Joanne Wurley could be a judge!!!
I watch this show to see Paula make an ass of herself. That's about it.
I'm thinking Eliot is going home....
but I WISH Taylor would!
Daya!!!
Fancy: Or she was using her cooter lips for a drum machine.
@ Simon's comment to Paris on her first song: Screechy and Annoying
Paula seemed restrained... her and Simon are not getting along... he's totally on her case!
Taylor has the moves! His dancing in that first song! Total Hotness!!!!
Paula didn't seem to be drunk or high last night....boring.
jennifer | 05.03.06 - 11:00 am | #
OMG! I remember that show when I was a kid.
Daya please shove the microphone and Ryan seacrust up her ass so she will shut up!!
Jennifer Even the mothership would go the other way!
i'll say what i say every week:
as long as Elliott is safe, i'm happy.
i love him.
whatwouldjanicedickinsondo
I watch this show to see Paula make an ass of herself. That's about it.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.03.06 - 11:03 am | #
What's not to like about free drunken entertainment! She's such a cow
Fancy: Or she was using her cooter lips for a drum machine.
jennifer
And Joanne Wurley could be a judge!!!
scout | 05.03.06 - 11:03 am |
OMG!!! Is she still alive??? We could resurect Richard Dawson's remains to host!
My boyfriend refuses to watch, but sometimes he catches a snippet while we're eating dinner, and he's ALWAYS like "wait a minute, is she drunk??!!"
not Richard Dawson was it? I thought it was the little curly headed guy...
Chuck Barris was the host. I THINK he's still alive??
Sassy Ass: And the host was Rip Taylor, right? Oh, that shit was so funny!
Blue Rose: That was Baris! I loved that show, too!
Yeah...it was Chuckles, I just thought it would be nice for Richard to get some lip action again.
Shell | 05.03.06 - 11:03 am | #
I laughed out loud and the whole apartment building must have heard me... squeaky and annoying... Brilliant Simon!
@ Richard Dawson
If he were a judge he'd be necking with everyone before each song
I want Paula to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also watch to see Hot Celebs such as Ryan Cabrera and Constantine in the audience. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I have Constantine's phone number and me and my friends dirty text him all the time. He actually responds too. It's quite entertaining. I think he's dating Pickle-Butt. What a dick wadd.
LBFF, is that true ??? gross, wtf would he date that imbecile hick? dick sucking abilities, i bet.
i wanna be jaye p morgan if ew're doing the gong show....
that said, i think taylor is the BEST! i think his enthusiasm is infectious, and he doesn't take himself too seriously.
his dancing in the first song was awesomE!
Taylor creeps me out. I get so uncomfortable watching him dance. And I am bothered by the way his second chin quivers when he sings. Weirdness
I totally agree. I can't stand Taylor he's like nails on a blackboard. And Paris....well, she gets fashion tips from a blind person
did anyone else want to kat, that yet again, a song about losing your true love DOES NOT require smiling and winking at the camera.
everytime i watch her i feel like she's an opening act in a seedy vegas hotel.
"take a look at me now...'cause there's just an empty space (HUGE SMILE)...but you comin' back to me is against all odds and that the chance i gotta take......(final note ends in huge smile).
does she know how to read?
Sassy Ass: And the host was Rip Taylor, right? Oh, that shit was so funny!
jennifer | 05.03.06 - 11:08 am | #
I tried to google it but you are right. It was Rip Taylor.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.03.06 - 11:12 am | #
Do you really have his number? How did you get it?
i just about vomited when paris came out and sang "kiss". and 'scuse me, but you can catch taylor's show at any bar at the holiday inn on the outskirts of your town.
i loved ellitoot's rendition of "home" and i don't blame him for singing it. imagine being stuck in the house with those freaks.
puh-lease let katharine go tonight (crossing fingers)!
not a happy, flirty song.
also the knee thing was just silly. the whole song on your knees? stupid.
but even in that one, she smiled at inappropriate times.
chris' second song sucked.
i actually enjoyed paris this time, more than usual. but she gets less charasmatic (read: ugly) every week.
elliot's voice is good. AI may be his only chance, unlike chris and taylor.
i'm still for taylor though.
SOUL PATROL!!!!!
wooo!
Ok, did anybody else vommed when Katherine was air humping on her knees?
Ugh, I can still taste my baked ziti.
It's gonna be her and Paris at the bottom, and Paris is gonna go.
Death to Star Jones - Hell yeah it's true. I have Bo Bice's number too. My friend works for one of the promotional companies that go on the Idol Tour each summer. He gives me all the goods on these fuckers.
Sassy - See above. My friend rides the buses with these tools - everything. I hear all sorts of shit.
gross, Constantine'd dick has been sludged through the "I'm a mink!!!" mud. blech.
I love Bo!!
'Twas truly uncomfortable watching Kat on her knees like that.... how unfortunate for her she had to behave that way.
Hubby asked if she was practicing for something..
Constantine is a total tool. He tells all sorts of stories about how he "cums on a different girl's boobs every night" and he goes apeshit when someone mistakes him for Bo Bice. Classic!
What happened to the commercials the contestants had to do for Old Navy and $hit. Those were funny!
Still trying to figure out why Katherine was washing the floor with her knees but it was sad.. and she totally butchered that second song...OK kiddies let's play a game...Who can tell me what drug(s) Paula was on last night..she seemed cross eyed.
She was sleepwalking on Ambien.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.03.06 - 11:22 am | #
We want to hear some stories, please. 
did anyone else want to kat, that yet again, a song about losing your true love DOES NOT require smiling and winking at the camera.
everytime i watch her i feel like she's an opening act in a seedy vegas hotel.
"take a look at me now...'cause there's just an empty space (HUGE SMILE)...but you comin' back to me is against all odds and that the chance i gotta take......(final note ends in huge smile).
does she know how to read?
libby aka kellie pickler
Yes that irritated the shit out of me!! You dont smile while singing Against the Odds!! WTF its a sad song dumbass!
paula takes booze w/vicodin...i would bet my bottle of vicodin on it.
Constantine is the poor man's Bo Bice!
Sassy - Well fist off Fantasia is not the sweetheart she is portrayed to be. Her little "rags to riches" story makes me want to barf. She's a total slut. She got so wasted at one of the concerts last summer that she shit herself on stage. She was wearing WHITE pants when it happened and the back-stage helpers had to changer her clothes for her. Also, Constantine is a little pussy and likes to talk about "bukakkie". I probably spelled that wrong. Jessica Sierra was supposedly the tour slut and gave free b.j.'s to anyone who wanted one and Carrie Underwwod is a litte miss goody two shoes. Go figure. My friend said she wouldn't even talk to anyone else. He also said Bo Bice was the only decent one of the bunch.
libby aka kellie pickler | 05.03.06 - 11:34 am | #
dat's hilarious
Carrie who? Forgot about that bitch...
thanks fancy!!!
votefortheworst.com has a couple of great blogs re-capping each performance.
"against all odds" i LIKED when it came out (i was 13). and i used to boo hoo hoo---BECAUSE IT'S SAD, scientologist dipshit.
scientologist aren't "allowed" to seem sad or miffed. ever.
I want Kat and the Pickle on their knees before me. With full mouths (well, slightly full), they would seem much more attractive. There is not one singer, the entire season, whom I could put my support behind. I do think Picles, Kat, and that Barbie Doll who left early in the final 12 are way hot.
hey shell--i used to have a boss who was addicted to booze and vicodin---she looked, acted and spoke JUST LIKE PAULA every day.
the crying, the strange non-sequiters, the hitting of simon when she's irritated (you can tell the bitch is so fucked up, her arms ae in slo-mo. check it out!)
well Elliot is no fucking genius. he sang a song about wanting to go home. he should be voted off just for being so GD stupid
libby aka kellie pickler | 05.03.06 - 11:37 am | #
is that why cuckooruise always seems like he's inhaled a whole tank of laughing gas? cause they're not allowed to appear sad or miffed? so did he commit a sin when he was all huffy with matt lauer when he called him glib about psychotherapy? wow, this shit gets more fascinating everyday!!! i wanna be a fly on the wall in one of their audits, dammit!
i don't think they have an official anti-frown policy----but EVERY for-profit cult since time began makes their followers always wear a smile.
they are the ambassadors to your wallet.
tom claims he was just "really concentrating" when he was w lauer. he denied being upset all the way...
Katherine- first of all, it looked like you found your dress while dumpsterdiving. secondly, i know you're most comfortable on your knees, but unless you're going to suck Simon's dick onstage, how 'bout standing?
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 05.03.06 - 10:56 am | #
mwah! exactly!
Thanks Little Bunny Foo Foo. That is some good gossip! Shit, it's getting dark here. We are in for some fucking bad weather. 
Sassy - Get out of the 5 bedroom trailer NOW! You need to gather up your valuables (Beer huggies, your water bong collection, cheetos etc.) and get the hell out of there!
When I first saw that second picture, I swear I thought someone had just taken a huge dump on the AI logo on the floor. Then, I realized it was Taylor trying to break it down.
LMAO!
LBFF! You funny fuck!
Katharine McCocky - What the fuck was she doing trying to be all different by sitting on her knees and looking like a fucking dumbass. Idiot
Chris & Paris are BORING....same old, same old.
Elliott & Taylor are fabulous!!!
Elliott & Taylor are fabulous!!!
bella | 05.03.06 - 12:32 pm
yay! i agree!
To the tune of Sandra Dee (from Grease)
"Look at me, I'm Kat McPhee,
I KNOW you all want to be me,
I'm PERFECT and when I sing,
bewbs and buttons are pop-ping,
Vote for me and Scientologyyyyyyy!"
Katherine needs to go, I know she's cute and everything but the bitch is creepy and trust me, I know creepy. What is with this bitch's appeal?!? Why does AI show her blubbering daddy everytime bitch sings?!?
Gag me please, hard...LOL
Because they are Scientologists. I bet they had the elders "talk" to the shows producers and the judges. Simon looks scared when he has to give her a criticism.
That was so funny when Simon interrupted everything to make sure Katharine didn't think he told her that she did a good job. And Ryan was asking the drummers what kind of drums those were, and they told him, and he said oh, sounded great. And McFake with her scary smile and looking into the camera said, well thank you. She thought he was talking about her. Psycho.
Elliot & Taylor were amazing. Paris looks like Gary Coleman with a wig. She can't be serious with that speaking voice - that has to be a put on.
PLEASE LORD LET KATHERINE GO HOME TODAY!!!!
Tang Wei Dong | 05.03.06 - 12:57 pm | #
i heard it too! what a self-centered bitch.
i think her dad was crying last night b/c she was flirting w/ the black guys.
kidding.
Taylor needs to go so he can go visit the ER and get the gerbil out of his ass. WE all know he goes into fits because that gerbil's busy chewing on his pucker dying to get out.
Katherine sang a KD Tunstall song, not Joss Stone
Chris and Elliot I loved....
Paris - yuck
Katherine - I normally Adore and she sucked BIG time last night
Taylor - He's a nerd - I'm over him
Bottom 2 -
I'll say Paris and katherine - and Katherine will go.
Wrong Mishma...she sang a kT Tunstall song. At least get the name right if you're gonna call someone else out, lol. And the girl's name is KathArine, not Katherine.
It's KT Tunstall not KD.
katherine is gone tonight
taylor is gonan win it all
just follow dialidol.com
Loved Taylor, as usual. He's really not quite right in the head. Want him to win, I think he will.
I'm the only person in America who still likes Paris (hated the second song, loved the first). Going home tonight.
I never thought I'd say it, but I liked something by McPhee. The cherry tree thing was enjoyable. Has one more week.
Chris' first song sucked, liked the second. He and Taylor are going to face-off at the end.
Liked both of Elliot's, although that scatting bit in Broadway was bleh. He'll be final three, but will go home.
Poor Eliot is sooooo fugly with his low slung ears, weird shaped teeth and Dr. Spock ears...what a dufuss!!!
PARIS IS GONE!!!!
Taylor Hicks looks like he's getting his fudge packed in the 1st pic. . .
I like Taylor, at least he's real, besides I wish Shrek, I mean Elliot would leave.
I would do taylor, he's hot!!!!!!!
I read that the most voters are from the south. And we know that the scientologists are going to vote for Katharine, no matter what.
Elliott has a face for radio? What does that make Fantasia, Clay, and Rueben, to name just three!
As much as you guys hate them, I still think this top 5 is the best so far.
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Katharine sing KT Tunstall and not Joss STone? (Black Horse and a Cherry Tree).
Can someone please explain why they all hate Paris?? She does have the most talent vocally. She always changes her dress style and hair.. which shows creativity. Besides every muscial guest has praised her talents as being amazing, extraordinary..etc?? What gives?
Anyways, Paris is on to bigger and better things..heard all the big labels are gunning for her. She will be BIGGER than this year's idol. That's a promise!!!
She's really the only one with any personality or star power. Oh yeah, Taylor has personality... like him too! Go SOUL PATROL
Signed
Paris's fans from around the world.
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