Yeah, but what about having it bug bombed?
second
i thought she had tattoo-sleeves...i was aghast! agog! awash in a sea of amazement!
they work perfectly for her.
but, it's just an ugly shirt.
I thought she left Jive or Jive dropped her? Anyway, no one wants to buy it if Kevin's been in it at all. There are some smells even Febreeze can't take care of.
I think she is going to announce that she has signed K-Fug up for Scientology. 
i want no pieces of anything from her
i heard she was DROPPED from jive.
b/c even if she weren't preggo now, i'm sure they saw the "cow dancing" vid we all saw a few weeks ago.
oh my god how many chins does she have?
The place is probably infested with crabs, and God knows what else. They should just brun down the building!
when she was still a teen, i mentioned to my then-overweight friend that brit was gonna blow up----ha, ha christy--i was right!
MK K-fed is so fertile he would even get you pregnant!
We can all pitch in and call it the Cheeto Chack.
yeah!!! purifying fire...so clean...so bright...
caucasion compost
aka/ white trash!
Nasty pic. And there isn't enough Lysol in the universe to clean the Brit cooties out of that place!
a damB fool!
That cow dancing video was hilarious. She really knows how to moooooo-ove.
Michael - You should buy it!
I think shes gonna announce that she is giving K-fed back to Shar!
uh-UH! A mystery press conference?! Hot!
Damn that's one gross pic..
What a waste they both are I feel sorry for the kid.
i imagine britney sitting on the kitchen floor, looking at her reflection in the oven, listening to justin timberlake's album, while eating cake frosting from the can and weeping, silently.
she looks horrid in this picture. how many chins is enough, brit?!
i can't imagine being 24 and having the kind of moolah that can buy a manhattan penthouse.
Before I read the caption, I thought that was Kimmy, Anna Nicole's assistant lez.
tim | 05.03.06 - 12:16 pm |
Nah...I bet she's a bawler. A messy, snotty, sniveling bawler.
i can't imagine being 24 and having the kind of moolah that can buy a manhattan penthouse.
yeah, and can you imagine losing it all by 30?
the bigger they are, the harder they fall...and britney is getting bigger and bigger and bigger...
tim, that was hard but totally true...
Good God. She used to be so cute. What the hell is happening to her? She hasn't had one single cute picture taken of her since she got married.
off topic real quick: did anyone see the pic of the 1212 lb man on yahoo?
be sure to look before lunch, you won't eat as much
okay back to regularly scheduled program
and britney is getting bigger and bigger and bigger...
tim | 05.03.06 - 12:18 pm |
imagine britney sitting on the kitchen floor, looking at her reflection in the oven, listening to justin timberlake's album, while eating cake frosting from the can and weeping, silently.
tim
Why oh why did she have to cheat on Justin?? She made the world fall off of its axis.
Nah...I bet she's a bawler. A messy, snotty, sniveling bawler.
MJF,
oh, don't get me wrong...when she thought she still had hope, she bawled daily...
but, anymore, she eats her feelings and tries to stay inconspicuous.
Britney's realising Karma's a bitch to her.
You fucking reap what you fucking sow.
Flip, ditch that tattoo sweat.It's minging.
Tanya Harding arms.
And singing "All By Myself"
She should've rerecorded "Against All Odds"
And what did she need a library for? All the bitch reads is People. You don't make libraries for THAT.
tim: I can totally visualize that pathetic scene in my head... Hilarious!
I hear K-fed in the background
Bitch what you crying about??
Get yer fatass up and make me sammich! I's got pimmpin to do!
the press conference is to announce that she is writing a book called "chicken soup for whitney houston's soul" and it's all about self medicating with dangerous drugs and masturbation.
bathroom lock not included.
moooooo-ove.
jennifer | 05.03.06 - 12:15 pm | #
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah, my overweight friend used to admire brit's figure, until i reminded her that SHE was that size too when she was 18.
so she can practice the dewey decimal system???
tim | 05.03.06 - 12:21 pm |
True...she's probably "progressed" to the next level of self-loathing.
Tabatha | 05.03.06 - 12:19 pm |
Is that the same dude that was featured on the Discovery Health Channel documentary? Shit...he even made Britney look thin!!!!
did you guys know that avril lavigne's family is telling her not to get married at 21 because britney spears is what happens to pop whores who get married so young? and that jen garner is using britney as an example of how NOT to look and be as a new mother? she is the antithesis of a role model for everybody... what a waste.
"The latest reduction is new"
Too bad it wasn't a reduction in K-Fag spawning season.
Super, super busy today but I wanted to say "Hello" to everyone and did I mention, I hate my job, what kind of job makes you work?
Sorry to hear that, Jay... how's Odin?
selling shit prolly means she needs $$$.
britney might have had $$$, but that shit doesn't last...all the employees, bodyguards, etc. plus the record label makes you pay your own expenses out of your sales, even the cost of stamping out c.d.'s.
and have i mentioned that her darling hubby may be a spender....just a feeling i get.
Hi Jay!!!!!!!!! Tell them to fuck off!!
Greetings, Jay. I'm in the same boat and there's no love in it. Except when I come here.
JAY - Hi and LOL!! Is Orin (please forgive me if wrong) feeling better?
God, I am so sick of hearing about this bitch. You know she is going to run out of money in the next 5 years. 
"Odin" so sorry!
death to star jones | 05.03.06 - 12:25 pm |
Yeah...now it's a verb!!! Like, don't be a yutz and pull a Britney!
britney could save money by getting a roommate.
i know a guy in bahrain...he'd probably babysit SPF for free, too!
The press conference is to discuss the rare foot disease she has from walking on all those filthy truck stop restrooms barefoot. Alledgelly the press conference is to find a epiderm donor for the top layer of her left foot...
Good luck Brit!
Multi-task, Jay..... multi-task
odin is the god of thunder, and what "wednesday" is namd after (somehow).
this is jay's dog, too, i presume?
and bahrain has so much fresh air and sunshine.....i wonder if SPF and baby #2 could legally marry an adult male in bahrain?
hell, brit needs $$$.
And SPF already has experience with falls, so if he gets dropped off a balconey during dangling sessions, he'll know what to do!
MJF--EXACTLY!
i know a guy in bahrain that would trade 20 llamas and a strapping breeding camel for a young male courtesan. the only problem is, he looks like a KISS halloween mask and he's friends with liza manneli and liz taylor.
maybe MJ likes 'em pre-retarded.
(sorry, SPF, i know it's not your fault.)
(sorry to dignified "slow" people ever'where too.)
maybe michael jackson is where that huge bruise on SPF's forehead came from?
big ole mushroom thump.
just beat it, and hit that baby one more time.
Britney Spears is having a press conference to announce the following:
1. She's knocked up ya'll! She ain't sure who the daddy is but it ain't K-Fed. It might be Johnny Knoxville but she ain't fer positive.
2. K-Fed is officially kicked to the curb. She got sick of washin' his beaters and listening to Popozao.
3. She is sayin' "fuck it" to music and instead plans to be the official spokeswhore for Cheetos, Dunkin' Donuts, KFC, Farm 'N Fleet, Dollar General and Wal-Mart.
4. The new baby's name will be either Digger, Willie or Billy Joe.
5. She also wants to tell people to quit callin' her white trash. Just cuz she likes eatin', spittin', boozin' and fuckin' don't mean she's white trash.
6. She wants the world to know that those fuckers from DCGS ain't taken little SPF and that she's a good milf
7. Last, she plans on starting a line of "Britney Spears Mobile Home Parks" complete with double-wides and Cheeto dispensers on every block.
SNORT.
tim | 05.03.06 - 12:28 pm | #
you crack me up tim, that guy in bahrain wears a burka as well, from what i hear - who knows what he does under all that fabric.
and MJF, that's exactly what i'm talking about. what a sorry mess that britney is. Britney is on her way to be the next Whitney... the Whitney that's whacked on crack that is.
Shit. I meant DCFS.
I feel you, JAY!!! But, we'll still be here when you're done!
Rallying cry "Don't do a Shitney!"
LOL! I thought Brit was covered in tats and had a giant tarantula in her hair (it was the reflection from the windshield). It would have been much funnier (and trailer trash appropriate) if she WAS covered in tats and DID have a giant tarantula in her hair. I got all excited for nothing.
What time is that press conference? Is it going to be live on television? Damn, I hope she is announcing she and Kfed have become Scientologists. She's probably just announcing a new album.
poor girl, she was so hot
actually the announcement is probably little SPF 's tell-all book about "living with the spederlines"
LBFF...My money's on Digger!! Isn't that the name of the toe nail fungus in that GROSS commercial????
Britney is a lost cause....she's so hick, she probably buys groceries at 7-11.
Super, super busy today but I wanted to say "Hello" to everyone and did I mention, I hate my job, what kind of job makes you work?
JAY aka Spanky | 05.03.06 - 12:26 pm | #
OH SHIT! IS TODAY A WORK DAY???
Tabatha - I just looked at that picture. Is that his stomach hanging out? I couldn't tell, but if you weight over 1000 lbs. then no shirt will fit you.
i was hoping it was stomach. ugh... it's sooooo gross
MJF - Probably. Snort.
maybe his name should be Digga... so they can call him wigga digga
Of all the heinous pictures of Britney we've seen in the past few years, this one takes the cake (which I'm sure she gobbled up right before this photo was taken). She looks like a fat Elvis Presley with tatoos.
I heard she had bought this Manhattan apartment for her brother a few years back. Does that make her the ultimate Indian giver?
MJF - ewww, the fucking commerical where they rip the nail up???????? ****skin crawling**** fucking gross is right!
Tabatha - wigga digga - hmmm, yea, KFed's next song!
NoAnjl | 05.03.06 - 12:44 pm |
Yup...that's the one. I literally change the channel now when that shit comes on. It makes me vomit a little bit each time.
MJF - me too!!! My husband literally puts his hands over his eyes. Worse than nails on a blackboard! *feeling woosy*
As much as I hope Little Bunny Foo Foo is right. I would be willing to guess the dumb twat will just be announcing another trashy cologne or her comeback.
She is totally useless!
Isn't she renting out the staples center or some shit for this stupid press conference? Better be good god dammit!
Jay, sorry you have to work bro. I'm working and dlisting in between visits from the boss man.
I think MK should buy the apartment.
damn it tim. you made me laugh so hard, then feel ashamed and a little (teeny tiny) bit sorry for britney.
My god she looks like a fat man nanny!!! EEWWWWW!!
I think MK should buy the apartment.
purpletwinkie | Homepage | 05.03.06 - 12:48
New location for the DLi$tology Center????? C'mon, MK!
Wow, she's looking worse and worse in every picture. I didn't even think that was her at first.
I feel no guilt whatsoever!
The truth has been exposed...
Shitney is Caucasion debris (Credit Fancy!?, nothing more!
Have she ever held a press conference before? Doesn't she just usually leave some gay message on her website for album updates, birth announcements and shit? This is a little weird for me.
That pic is of Mrs. Kev Fed???? Holy fuck, she blew up bigger than the goodyear blimp. Oh Lords she looks a horror!!!
Like a middleaged left behind after she pulled a train bikerbabe strung out on methadone and no money to buy a bar of dial soap. Holy fuck!!!
That poor baby, first she almost risks killing him while she is driving, then the kid gets dropped on his head, now she is trying to suffocate him. Please, child services, save this child.
That bitch should buy her self a trailer home, it would be more her style.
SPF as a chauffeur? Looking at his parents, I would say it'll take a genetic miracle for him to be smart enough to drive.
Little Bunny Foo Foo
---Observation--
Again, no car seat
...only a stroller or carrier in front of her fat ass.
"shes so lucky, shes a star!!" i bet shes kicking herself in the ass now!!
afternoon bitches.
Poor Shitney. I used to feel bad for her. I dont anymore.
That picture is an oldie but goodie. I think SPF was like two months there. *hides head in shame for knowing*
"Hi y'all. It's me, Brit-Brit. I just want y'all to know thatI'm a good Mama to little SPF and I will do all I can to keep him safe, including bathing him in yard with the hose, so's he don't drown, and feeding him on the floor, so's he don't fall.
I know y'all have been hearing all kinds of real bad stuff 'bout me and Kev-Kev, but we be good parents!
I swear! Now, if y'all want to help out, y'all can buy some of my there colon, er, cologne and buy Kev-Kev's hobby, er, Popozao thingy..."
ted c. had a blind item about a blonde who had a recent break-up and who told her hubby/bf that she was preggers and the daddy wasn't his!
please please please please let that be the press conference.
"hello america, i'm a whore and i'm getting divorced. and my toe fungus is killing me. SPF is fine...we're just waiting for his left pupil to start workin' agin...."
(the blind item, alas, says the chicky got an abortion, tho. so it can't be brit. sigh.)
MizRo,
LOL I love you! Sadly that does sound like somethingt he dumb cunt would say.
Okay people look at ehr here! She looks liek hell, worse than i have ever seen ehr look! White trash tatoos (I hope fake), bewildered expression in the eyes and looky ehre! They are in a limo and the baby is STILL NOT IN A CAR SEAT!
Okay I posted that too early I have more to say. Sorry about the spelling errors.
Okay, my first post was a bit to early because I was so enraged that i accidently hit the ENTER button early. However I'm okay now, I am calm and I now ahve a message for the department of social services:
*ahem*
Don't worry Long Island Irish... we understand you!
Libby: IT'S SOOOO CHESTICA Simpson!
Sorry posted to early again:
To Social Services,
TAKE THE CHILD AWAY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!! TAKE HIM OUT OF THAT HOUSE BEFORE HE GETS KILLED! GET HIM AWAY FROM THAT TRASH--DO YOUR GOD DAMNED JOBS! HE'S PROBABLY BRAIN DEAD ALREADY BUT FOR CHRIST SAKE GIVE HIM A CHANCE! GET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW! DON'T WATCH HIM, DON'T "LOOK AFTER THE SCENE" JUST GET HIM THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!! OUT, OUT OUT!!!! NO WHERE NEAR THE TRAILOR TRASH OF PARENTS! TAKE HIM AWAY BEFORE HE GOES OUT THE CAR WINDOW OR OFF THE BALCONY OR DROWNS IN THE POOL! TAKE HIM AWAY! DO YOUR DAMN JOB THAT THE PEOPLE OF THIS DAMN NATION PAY DAMN TAXES FOR YOU TO DO! GET THAT DAMN BABY AWAY FROM THOSE DAMN PARENTS PRETTY DAMN FAST! NOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pant pant pant*
Thank you.
"Thanks yall guys fer cummin. I 'preciate yer prairs and concernin' fer lil Seanee. He's be fine and we feerd that nanny who dropped him own his head. Kevin and me we's gonna take a lil break so he kin rap his songs yall, 'cause you know, mairge be hard n stuff. Oh yeah, another meeruhcle tooken place! I's knocked up agin. Thanks to all mah fans n stuff!"
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.03.06 - 1:26 pm |
what's strange about that post is that I could totally hear it coming from Courtney!!!!
It was supposed to be Shitney, but I guess either works!
"Hi Ya'll! Kevin done just did the sweetest thing for me cause it was'um my done there happy day, that's a happy holiday day I just done did make up! A'yuck, amn't I a' smarts? Anyway this day was supposed to be makin' me reals happy there nows so Kevin he done gone an' took me to the strip club cause it makes him happy so I should'um be happy to. He don't even make me dance with a snake or nothing! I just gots to sit down there and an' watch the other gals. A' Yup! An' Kevin so dang damn there sweets that he taken Sean with us cause he said the we could done have a family day! And Sean was real happy to be with us although he did cry when Kevin done crashed into that there ditch an' the gun rack a'fell on his little baby head. But he's a baby! They're real dang strong! And the bleeding stopped real soon! He's not makin' any dang damn noise now, just sleeping through all the fights here and people screwing on the floors and the cocaine stiffers passed out by my done bares feets. He's such a good little napper. Really, Sean's so damn there fast asleep I cain't wake him up. He's done gone cold too an' thats real good cause it's hot outside. He must have a cooling button somewhere on em like my ol' climate control barbie doll us'ta. Well Kevin's getting a lap dance and Seans getting real hard for some reason and real heavy so I gots to put him down. A'Yuck! It's like dead weight fo' some reasons that just occureded to mes. Anyways I'ma gonna go see if there be a cheeto machine around these parts! I'm done starving ya'll!"
Let's send "prairs" that Courtney's NOT pregnant!
I feel dirty thinking about Brit's cooter, and why would anyone have a press conference to announce their knocked up? I bet it is about Jive kicking her knocked up ass to the curb. She is making them look bad with the whole KFag thing.
She is fucking smoothering him with that blanket! The people at social servcies should be taken out and shot for not doing something!
To Ruby,
The Britney's letter post is my post at 5.03.06--1:38pm.
Hope you like it.
Libby: IT'S SOOOO CHESTICA Simpson!
MizRo | 05.03.06 - 1:21 pm | #
yeah, i imagined that....but then later there's "julep jiggle" who sounds like her too.
does ted c. EVER use diff. names for celebs to confuse us? i'm asking...
CLimate control barbie...
Hey Stoney,
I'm glad you liked my views on "how Sean will die".
There are some smells even Febreeze can't take care of.
fo sho | 05.03.06 - 12:10 pm | #
hahahahahahahaa - good one!!
"Wow, she's looking worse and worse in every picture. I didn't even think that was her at first."
Carina
Carina, i couldnt agree more
Don't know Libby, but now I have to go read about Julep Jiggle!
Miz....I can't find Julep Jiggle!
I always knew Britney was a grower.
It's all to do with her nose and space between her eyes. All innately chubby chix have a certain look about them, even if they're momentarily anorexic.
So I am not at all astonished that she is now a filthy blimp. She is merely fulfilling her destiny.
Other growers:
Alba
Chestica
Duff
Richie
Stefani
Fergie...
She needs to sell that apartment since K-Fed is USING her and her money quickly. I hope she dumps the wanna-be pimp and starts all over again. She needs to get rid of the trailer park look and attitude before it's too late.
ugh, i used to feel sorry for her too, but now im like, hey shitney! ever heard of something called KARMA? or was that already covered?
LLBF, Sassy Ass, Anon, Long Island Irish your so cool i LOVE everyones comments!!! unfortunatly, they make mine look really really weak...
Stoney: me neither! WTF?
StoneyBaloney Julep Jiggle
One Foreboding Blind Vice
A skinny starlet previously in rehab is back on the blow? Say it ain't so! Suckin' up lines in front of dozens of clubgoers? Shocked!
As if.
I mean, gals getting their fix of nose candy in the VIP area is nothing new in Hell-Ay. I've got some much juicier gossip about a supposedly squeaky-clean twosome...
Breaking up is so hard to do, and the aftermath is never pretty. There are so many unanswered questions. Who gets what? Who's to blame? Who will hook up with someone new first? Who will be named in a scandalous, kinky lawsuit? And finally, who cheated?
As if divorces weren't ugly enough, things between Julep Jiggle and Driscoll Dreamboat are about get downright abysmal--even though their split occurred some time ago. You see, in the near future, someone's most likely going to file a lawsuit. And in that suit will be highly incriminating conversations about one partner's penchant for extramarital threesomes--so says balking babe with fancy lawyers. This is so exciting, I feel just like Tom Cruise in The Firm!
Now, I bet you've already pinned Julep as the obvious offender. After all, rumors were flying that J.J. hooked up with a slew of humpy high-rollers. People say she's self-centered and demanding. (By the way, who isn't in this damn town?)
Yep, everyone felt très sorry for poor D2. He seemed like such a nice guy.
Until now. Since he married Julep, Dris has been gettin' more nasty nooky than ever, according to legal-filing chick. And, evidently, Driscoll's a multitasker. Not just around the house but in the bedroom, too. Three's never a crowd for this guy...the more, the merrier. As if that's not naughty enough, Driscoll hinted he might also be down for a threesome with a smokin' girl...and a very hot, semi-famous bud. Yes, buddy, as in a dude.
Whatever, threesomes are the norm here in Blindville.
But you know what's exciting about this one, gals? In like a few weeks, you're prolly gonna know exactly who I'm talkin' about. We'll talk then, 'kay?
Um, Denise and Charlie? Chestica and Lachey?
Heather and Ritchie?
brad and jen
God. She looks like Linda Tripp there. Pre-surgery Linda Tripp, back when she was Pewinsky's BFF.
Dlisted I love ya, but the rest of the story is this is a four story penthouse (basically one room per floor) that was owned by Mick Jagger and then Cher.
Is this an old pic? Once again she doesn't have little SPF in a car seat. I hope they are just sitting and waiting and not moving.
I hope she announces her plans to murder KFed!
Justifiable homicide, methinks. Hell, she might not even lose custody of Tater Tot for that.
haha she wore that shirt at her las vegas concert thing back when she was skinny. and what's the deal with her always holding SPF in cars?
yah know the property value is gonna decline if she keeps up. hell If I know she could have cummed all over it and there could be some faint coke lines in the master bath.
Plus the floor plans are awakard and you cant do much with it. I don't care how nice the house is if it has a sucky floorplan no one would buy it.
It's a pre-war loft style and too bad the real estate company dont have it on thier website... ( or do they if someone has the listing URL Please post!)
also if lenny kravitz gets it he's gonna plummet it down the toilet as well. mabye he should flush brit down one of his toilets! LOLz!
She will get what she's got coming to her. She took KFed from Shar while she was pregnant. She didn't care that she was taking someone's baby daddy, so who cares about the way KFed treats her. What goes around comes around. Note to Shitney, get your own man. Don't fault Kevin, he had two options. 1) Do I stay with Shar with minimal cash flow or 2) do I go with Shitney and take all of her millions, break her down, keep her fat and pregnant, make her jaws bigger, put the zitmonster on her at all times, and keep her greasy and stankin.
http://www.curbed.com/archives/
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TOTALLY thought that was Courtney Love in that pic. But Ive always thought she was butt ugly
omg is that britney? I was to she was so cool when I was younger. But she is trash. So much money and she is one useless whore. Get a grip bitch!
Hi Jealous,
I'm glad you like my posts and don't worry, as long as you are anti-Britney you are helping our "Save the Sean" movement!
does anyone notice that SPF is not in carseat? even though it's the back seat, the kid is still supposed to be in a carseat, jesus...what is wrong with this girl?
Ladyjmeow,
Um....everything?
The question is what is right about her?
you should have put this photo with the one @ the top for a shocking before & after .
Mother is DONE, thats it for her ass.
Lordy, Madonna is twice as old as her & looks twice as good .
Fug DOWN
Brit Quit,
Amen!
For a moment there I thought it was some old, obese rocker - she looks like she has a mophead and tattoos on her arms.
People don't want to go near anything place that Britney's been around. Yuck! That press conference is not happening as reported by Perez Hilton. Who cares anyway? She's over.
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