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poor Jessica...
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05.04.06 - 12:12 pm | #
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Another gem from Cletus
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05.04.06 - 12:12 pm | #
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Love the pic
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05.04.06 - 12:13 pm | #
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i would die if my huuuuusband said "I want to have sex with another woman who is hotter than my wife"
on air.
pageantgal/Ifuckedednorton |
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05.04.06 - 12:13 pm | #
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Oh god I heard the interview. Now i know why there is a press confrence I would kick his ass to the curb after this shit.....wait i would have kicked his ass to the curb from day one LOLOLOL
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05.04.06 - 12:14 pm | #
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"I don't think there's one song that I really hate...just sorta hate them all. Really prefer it if she wouldn't sing...or talk....or breathe. Basically I hooked up with her because she had a hot body and lots of money. But everytime I do that they get all fat and shit and I don't know why."
Rabies |
05.04.06 - 12:15 pm | #
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Way to bite the hand that feeds...
fo sho |
05.04.06 - 12:15 pm | #
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So freaking funny, there are not words for it.
LA |
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05.04.06 - 12:15 pm | #
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Mother fucker. Does it get much worse than this? How much more humiliation can Shitney take before she snaps? *drums fingers together and laughs like a maniac*
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05.04.06 - 12:16 pm | #
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SCUMBAG!!! He said this on air?! shitney was probably fucking flattered and I heard the bitch cancelled the press conference. Poor Jessica, she must be horrified. She's such a nice person, the futherest thing away from white trash you can find.
CHILD SERVICES! SAVE SEAN! GET THAT FUCKING KID OUT OF THERE NOW! WHAT'S NEXT? A THREESOME FOR BABY WITH BARNEY AND ELMO?!
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05.04.06 - 12:16 pm | #
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And Rabies - I agree, this pic is hilarical!
fo sho |
05.04.06 - 12:16 pm | #
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fo sho - hello love and right on!
hi rabies!
Can he possibly be any more of a leaching loser?
NoAnjl |
05.04.06 - 12:16 pm | #
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Ick.
He is so low budget. What a fucking cooter head. Jessica Alba and those two bumpkins? He's gotta be high!
jennifer |
05.04.06 - 12:16 pm | #
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NoAnjl! *big hug*
fo sho |
05.04.06 - 12:17 pm | #
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what a real winner he is!!!!
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05.04.06 - 12:17 pm | #
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I'd cut my husband if he said that ANYWHERE, out loud!
Shitney is a complete idiot.
MizRo |
05.04.06 - 12:18 pm | #
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I hope Alba confronts his ass and says If you ever talk shit like that again, you will no longer be living...
Kell |
05.04.06 - 12:19 pm | #
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OKAY NO! I'M NOT DONE HERE YET!!! LOOK AT THIS SCUMBAG! I'VE GOTTA SCREAM!
BRITNEY FUCKING DESERVES HIM, SHE FUCKING LOVES HIM FOR CHRIST SAKE BUT GET THE BABY AWAY!
WHO WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THE AIR? HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT! I HATE HIM AND HER AND I WANT THE BABY SAVED!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*pant pant pant*
Okay I think I'm okay.....
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:19 pm | #
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I'd cut my husband if he said that ANYWHERE, out loud!
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I laughed so hard I stopped someone walking by so they could look at the crazy bitch at her desk.
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05.04.06 - 12:19 pm | #
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Hey Kell? Just one Kell now?
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.04.06 - 12:20 pm | #
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In a perfect world Albas boyfriend would kick kfeds ass...
Kell |
05.04.06 - 12:20 pm | #
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ew. that is all.
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05.04.06 - 12:20 pm | #
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"Jessica Alba is probably creaming in her panties..."
I thought it said SCREAMING in her panties.
jennifer |
05.04.06 - 12:20 pm | #
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I could really do without.... him being a live.
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05.04.06 - 12:20 pm | #
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Poot Jessica, she must be so upset. This is just sickening. and he said this ON THE RADIO?! What the fuck is wrong with him?!
GIVE THE KID UP AND GO BACK TO A WAL-MART LOVIN' CORNDOG EATIN' TRAILER PARK YOU REDNECKS!!!
Note to all the good people posting here: Until that baby is removed I'm going to keep on with these wee outburst. Try to ingore me. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:21 pm | #
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Alba should tell his ass, "Keep my damn name out cho mouth!"
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05.04.06 - 12:21 pm | #
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He's so ungrateful!!! He should be kissing Brit's big butt every minute of his life for saving his sorry ass. She supporting him and Char's kid too!!
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05.04.06 - 12:21 pm | #
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Hey Firstclass my love bug!! How's my baby boy doing?!! I cleared my cookies and forgot to put my whole name in there...
Kell |
05.04.06 - 12:22 pm | #
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He's still so god damned dirty! Why can't he be clean? Why?! He is violating my eyes to look upon him!
*sobs*
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:22 pm | #
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He's kicks momy in the bladder.
You find out yet for you? Havn't heard anything from you 
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.04.06 - 12:23 pm | #
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Haha Fo Sho!! No kidding!! 
Jennifer, congrat on being runner up!! That caption was funny as sin!! 
Kell |
05.04.06 - 12:23 pm | #
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Trust me NoCrederline, the world is laughing AT you.
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05.04.06 - 12:25 pm | #
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You know what's going to be awsome though?! At every famous event from now on when they run into each other you KNOW Alba will give them that perfect what the fuck are you breathing the same air as me look that you know the bitch has prefected.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.04.06 - 12:25 pm | #
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For real, FCD!!!
You want to fantasize, great... but NOT out loud, to the generaL PUBLIC, AT MY EXPENSE!
Someone needs to pull a Jimmy Hoffa on this sad-sack, whirling dirt-dervish!
GRRR!
MizRo |
05.04.06 - 12:26 pm | #
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Kell my Special K 
NoAnjl |
05.04.06 - 12:27 pm | #
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hey noanjil =)
Yeah, I bet meetings between two celebrities are awkward after something like this for sure.
Rabies |
05.04.06 - 12:28 pm | #
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Word, MizRo.
AdamAnt |
05.04.06 - 12:28 pm | #
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he looks like the wall-eyed crackhead who used to hang around the coffee time near my house, waiting to blow old men for loose change
La Angel |
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05.04.06 - 12:28 pm | #
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I bet celebrity sex is weird anyway. I mean it's bad enough when you know of your partner's ex, but when they are super famous it's creepy
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FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.04.06 - 12:23 pm
Oh I know how you feel!! I don't find out until the end of the month, I can't wait that long!!
NoAnjl!! xoxo!!
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05.04.06 - 12:29 pm | #
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La Angel I think that's by every mini mart coffee shop type place. I think it's written into the lease 
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.04.06 - 12:30 pm | #
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and all over the radio even!
spin sycle |
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05.04.06 - 12:30 pm | #
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Oh he also mentioned in this one that Brittany screw better then Shar.If you can find more of the interview it's off the wall.
In summery he pretty much pulled a Fez. And just talked so much shit.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.04.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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My question: why is anyone interviewing this dope anyway?
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Rabies | 05.04.06 - 12:29 pm
Not to mention scary...who knows if the other celebrity visited the Church of Herpe or not!!
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05.04.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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He has got to be the biggest asshole in the world. Seriously. Nice thing to say while your wife is home with baby # 2 and feeling like complete and total shit while everyone is saying how ugly you are. Jessica probably read that, choked on her water and spewed it out her nose laughing!!! Personally, I'd file charges against him for visually violating me!!!
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur |
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05.04.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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What did the DJ's do when he came out with this shit? DAMN! It's like a South Park episode, really it is.
Meanwhile Britney is sittin' there saying:
"Hi ya'll! God dang damn Kevin's been a real tease recently. He been all horny an' stuff an' he tried to kidnap Dakota Fanning the other day but she wouldn't'um come nears the van so instead Kevin went out to the boonies and kidnapped this here goat. A'Yuck! It was sick ya'll, in a fun way! Anyways Kevin can't take my songs no more and he says my ass isn't nough fo' him no more so he wants to done have us a third person come an' pleasure him an' I tought it be fun but none of the hookers on Hollywood bulavard would agree so Kevin he done gones and done something real smarts! He done told the radio what he wanted and the radio done gone made his voice go out all over the world so maybe we be's getting us a threesome soon! Oh my god ya'll I'm so dang happy! Even Sean's been real excited. He's been throwing himself in the pool face down to cool off all day! I've gone an' done goods with my life ain't I? A'Yuck!"
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:32 pm | #
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Thank you, Kell.
jennifer |
05.04.06 - 12:32 pm | #
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FCD - For reals? He said that shit? Dumb and dumber.
fo sho |
05.04.06 - 12:32 pm | #
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Was his father Dr. Spoc?
NoAnjl |
05.04.06 - 12:33 pm | #
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I can't believe his people still let him ope that hole. STFO Also douchebag that song you hate is how you are leaving bitch get used to it.
missing my soldier |
05.04.06 - 12:33 pm | #
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Ugh it's the longest month EVER KellKell. I'm geeked for ya. What do you think it is???
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.04.06 - 12:34 pm | #
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MizRo!
Good idea! I love the way your mind works woman! A Jimmy Hoffa seems perfect for K-Fed. Bury him under some trailer park or Wal-Mart. This is a job for the Gotti boys! 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:34 pm | #
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Long Island Irish--
being from Long Island, and since you obviously HATE britney, I say you track her down, find her, and cut a bitch! 
pageantgal/Ifuckedednorton |
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05.04.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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Long Island--Definitely a trailer park. Those things are totally static. Walmarts get knocked down to make new Walmarts every 2 years.
Rabies |
05.04.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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Great.I need to take a shower just reading that shit...omg he makes me wanna get my tubes tied.
florida girl |
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05.04.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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He disgusts me. He reminds of some cornpone who thinks it's still cool to drive a 1984 Z-28, when all anyone does is laugh at his ass for thinking he's hot shit.
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05.04.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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*reminds me*
jennifer |
05.04.06 - 12:36 pm | #
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Pageant,
No kdding, I know where the Gotti's live. Obviously I've never been to the house (my uncle was in the FBI and arrested Gotti once so I'd be whacked if they found out) but I might take the trip to off Shitney and safe Sean. You can see the Gotti's house from the LIE when you drive by. 
Rabies,
It's perfect isn't it? He'd be right back where he belongs.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:38 pm | #
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oh FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!
put an effin' muzzle on him already!!!!!!!!!!!
sunny |
05.04.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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Sunny,
Better yet: cut out his tongue, stab pencials into his eyes, snap twigs off in his ears, cut his entire privates off and burying him alive in the desert for the ants and vultures to eat. Record it all on and internet cam for our entertainment. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:43 pm | #
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Rabies, sweetie.....please don't use k fed and celebrity in the same sentence. however i'm sure he would be quite popular on jerry springer.
Kevin:
What can I do to make my fat wife feel like shit today. Ahh I know I want to tell everyone that while I fuck her I'm really thinking of a toned Jessica Alba and a fat joint.Now THAT'S hot.
florida girl |
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05.04.06 - 12:44 pm | #
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Repulsive scumbag........
*must find garbage can to puke*
witcyn |
05.04.06 - 12:44 pm | #
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I bet Jessica Alba's pussy dried up and moved to Amish country after hearing that crap from K-Fed!
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05.04.06 - 12:45 pm | #
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LOL Florida Girl!
And don't forget:
"How can I endanger my child's life today?"
So far he's taken him to get his ears pieced when he didn't have his shots, exposed him to drug smoke and refuses to bathe around the child thus weakening his ammune system.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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Long Island...........
You're so violent and vindictive! I love that!! I *heart* you!
witcyn |
05.04.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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I too would like to see a duel between her bf and kfed. Only it would probably turn into another lame ass dance-off on the DDR machine.
Rabies |
05.04.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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Judging by that face he's making someone probably asked him what's 2+2
florida girl |
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05.04.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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also look at that self-righteous mug, I mean I can't stand Brit but at least she sold some records-- as for him uuhh I think the last thing he should be doing is insulting a song of hers that has paid for his cushy life --what a complete and utter LOSER!
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05.04.06 - 12:48 pm | #
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ARGHH!!! Britney cancelled the interview?WTF? Who are his fans? Why do people keep giving this guy a microphone?
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05.04.06 - 12:48 pm | #
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I would put a contract out on his ass involving castration, decapitation and feeding the parts to the sharks. K-Fed = Fish Food
2Pink |
05.04.06 - 12:49 pm | #
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Too bad everytime Brit sings "Hit me baby, one more time," she doesn't whack him in that fugly mug with a baseball bat!!
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 12:49 pm | #
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Dude can barely get a record deal WITH a famous wife. At least she came from obscurity and made her lifestyle.
Rabies |
05.04.06 - 12:51 pm | #
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"He is so low budget. What a fucking cooter head. Jessica Alba and those two bumpkins? He's gotta be high!"
jennifer
ya think????!!!! heehee!!!
what a douchebag!!! Long Island Irish, i LOVED your comments!!
they really are the trailer of all trailer park trash!!!! ugh, and im so sorry--- WHAT excatly happened at the press conference....? i was wasted on xanex
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05.04.06 - 12:51 pm | #
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I would put a contract out on his ass involving castration, decapitation and feeding the parts to the sharks. K-Fed = Fish Food
2Pink
Because you know if he "disappeared" nobody would ever miss him.
Bug Spray |
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Witcyn,
LOL this is a strange story but do you know that when Britney first came out I didn't hate HER? I hated her music but I didn't hate her. I don't know her, she hadn't done anything to me. She was just some teeny bopper who made crappy music.
The reason I hate her now is because of the kid. Britney has the right to shack up with whatever loser she wants to and live as dirty and disgusting a life as she pleases. What she DOES NOT have the right to do is pout that baby in danger. That kid has fallen down an amazing number of times. The most serious of falls was ingored for SIX DAYS and now the kid maybe brain damaged.
Britney can act however she wants as long as she tries to look after her kid. The fact that she is endangeringt he kid makes her worthy of the death penatly. the idea that social servcies hs decided to ignore the scene makes it worse.
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is that a prison jumpsuit?
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05.04.06 - 12:52 pm | #
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Stupid motherfucker.
Britney: You just HAD to go twat it up and breed with him? Stupid, stupid girl, not yet a woman.
I'm going to be sick!
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Bug Spray--LOL baseball bats and K-Fed's face would work together.
Florida girl--2+2? Girl that's just cruel! You know that is FAR above his intellgence level! He could never do it, what a mean thing to ask him.
Jealous--Thanks honey! If you were a guy I'd give you a big old kiss. i'm glad you like my comments. They coem from my bitter, enraged blackened heart. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:54 pm | #
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that picture sez it all.. just look at his dumb expression...
regreta |
05.04.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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Wait! Imapapper ahs a good point. Has this idiot ever been to prison?
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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Because you know if he "disappeared" nobody would ever miss him.
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How dare you? Of COURSE people would miss him....the imaginary fans in his little mind! 
sunny |
05.04.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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is that a prison jumpsuit?
imapepper | 05.04.06 - 12:52 pm |

I WISH! Then he can get popozao'ed right up his ass by his new husbands. OZ ain't got nothing on what I'm thinking. Fucker would have to shit out a colostomy bag.
jennifer |
05.04.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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is that a prison jumpsuit?
imapepper
Yup. DayGlo orange!! Wonder if he's been picking up trash by the highway again?
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 12:56 pm | #
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Ugh it's the longest month EVER KellKell. I'm geeked for ya. What do you think it is???
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.04.06 - 12:34 pm
I don't have clue, I was hoping for another boy, but everyone and their mom is saying I'm having a girl...I don't care, I just want a healthy baby!
How is the losers at your work!! still bugging!!?? 
Kell |
05.04.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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Because you know if he "disappeared" nobody would ever miss him.
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How dare you? Of COURSE people would miss him....the imaginary fans in his little mind!
sunny | 05.04.06 - 12:55 pm
LOLOL!! Sunny! But the imaginary fans can only report him missing to the imaginary PO-LICE! So we're safe!!
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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Passion, Irish, Bug Spray...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Harley Bitch Barbie |
05.04.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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So what's the weather forecast for today?
translation: Don't care, K-Fed. Next.
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05.04.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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KELL my love.... 
sunny |
05.04.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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This is off subject but i'm cracking up i'm reading US weekly and on the cover it says "Britney, pregnant and unhappy"...so under the title they have a pic of the pig with a big grin. makes no sense..but reading on..sorry just had to vent
florida girl |
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05.04.06 - 12:58 pm | #
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I bet he's been caught for fighting pigeons for bread in the park. And you KNOW he does drugs just by looking at his blank eyes.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:58 pm | #
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and fittinly enough under britney is a pic of jessica alba...lmao
florida girl |
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05.04.06 - 12:58 pm | #
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Long Island............
I totally agree! I wonder how many times she has "fallen" on her head to put up with such a ridiculous blood sucking leech. I too never had anything against her, but when the welfare of a baby is at stake, there is no excuse. I agree with 2Pink, feed him to the Koi out in the "cement pond".
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sunny |
05.04.06 - 12:59 pm | #
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Thanks Harley,
I'm glad you like my comments. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 12:59 pm | #
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he is such a fucking tool. if it weren't for brittany being dumb enough to marry his ass - he'd be rappin it up in some trailer park, tryin to outrun the law for not paying off his babymamma.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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05.04.06 - 12:59 pm | #
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Witcyn,
I know I poke fun at this but behind it I feel it's not funny. A few months ago I was able to laugh at the fucked up white trash family but now the kid has been hurt to many times. It's just not as amusing anymore. 
Long Island Irish |
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Prico, didn't you have a date with Tom Cruise last night?
Did we get the 411 on that yet and I missed it?
Bug Spray |
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Actually we should all be thanking KFed right now because 15 mins. ago, Jessica Alba heard this, her head rotated twice, she vomited pea soup, and flung herself off the balcony of her apartment in effigy.
pageantgal/Ifuckedednorton |
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05.04.06 - 1:01 pm | #
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Morticia,
Perfect point although he'd probably be running from the law on World's Wildest police Videos. He'd be doped up on pot and coke, driving wrecklessly on the wrong side of the highway with a hostage in the car, Merl Haggard blasting over the radio and a concealed weapon in his bealt. Maybe he'd shoot his balls off and better the world.
Long Island Irish |
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Pageant,
I actaully like Alba. I mean at least she's not trailor trash like these idiots. I wonder why he didn't go for Tanya Tucker?
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 1:03 pm | #
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Yes and Yes, bug spray. lol
pricolatino aka Dickson Furrow |
05.04.06 - 1:03 pm | #
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pageantgal/Ifuckedednorton 
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Long Island Irish | 05.04.06 - 1:02 pm |
ROFLOLOL!!
I see you still didn't find an avatar.
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 1:04 pm | #
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Where is it Prico, so I can go catch up?
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 1:04 pm | #
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Nope Bug Spray I done can't find me one yet. 
Oh did you see the new Suck Me Off Elmo thing?
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 1:05 pm | #
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At the bottom part of Britney's Preggo Post.
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Long Island Irish | 05.04.06 - 1:03 pm | #
lol TANya Tucker! Maybe he could have a threesome with the Mandrell Sisters?
pageantgal |
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05.04.06 - 1:06 pm | #
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No, somehow I missed Suck me Off Elmo. Is that K-Fug's new kids' toy line?
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 1:06 pm | #
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I wonder why he didn't go for Tanya Tucker?
Long Island Irish
Because she won't share her stash with that poser!
jennifer |
05.04.06 - 1:07 pm | #
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oh yuk, I bet Jessica Alba is rubbing VAGEVA on her crotch desperately!!!! this motherfucker is crazy and gross.
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Jennifer and Pageant,
LOL good points. Honestly I think he secrectly wants to fuck Barney over a good one.
Bug Spray,
Suck me off Elmo: How to see!
http://www.carcino.gen.nz/images...a796d8/
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BAD ELMO! LOL! 
Long Island Irish |
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Long Island..........
Total agreement on this one. When a life is at stake, the comedy just isn't funny anymore. As a mother (or a father...no discrimination here), your children are the most precious beings in life and should be sheltered and nurtured, not used as prop for publicity or to tell the world that "YES!! I am having sex! I am a woman now, not just a girl!" Nobody gives a crap Britney......and a baseball bat to the back of his head could be a good thing....
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I would put a contract out on his ass involving castration, decapitation and feeding the parts to the sharks. K-Fed = Fish Food
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That would be an environmental disaster. All those sharks with herpes!
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Ewwwww...God, he is so repulsive, and Britney is the dumbest cunt (and I HATE that word) on the planet. What a couple of fucking morons. PLANE OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Go K-Fed.. I'm with his ass til the end
SOFTNESS1 |
05.04.06 - 1:18 pm | #
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Witcyn,
They must be distroyed. The creepy thing here is WHY hasn't the kid been taken yet?
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 1:21 pm | #
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"Jealous--Thanks honey! If you were a guy I'd give you a big old kiss. i'm glad you like my comments. They coem from my bitter, enraged blackened heart."
Long Island Irish
well, then a HUGE hug to you 
my dad has a place in long island, AND were Irish!! 
i have to ask, why a "blackened heart?" if anyone hurts you ill run them over with my car! 
YourJustJEALOUS! |
05.04.06 - 1:25 pm | #
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PS, Long Island, i have NO clue. they really should take her kid(s)away, like, STAT!
YourJustJEALOUS! |
05.04.06 - 1:26 pm | #
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Jessica is so hoochie mall mama material. She would be up in it.
Brianna |
05.04.06 - 1:26 pm | #
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Marla Singer, oh crap, you're right! The ocean is already polluted enough. The Everglades would totally shrivel up and die if the K-Fed fish poo infected the flora and fauna. What was I thinking? I'm usually so environmentally conscientious! My bad!
Okay, we'll feed his ground-up parts to the prisoners up in Pelican Bay. They'll never notice it in the mystery meat and they have a taste for blood. 
2Pink |
05.04.06 - 1:27 pm | #
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"Jessica is so hoochie mall mama material. She would be up in it."
Brianna
i couldnt have said it better....oh wait yes maybe i can say that shes an overrated "actress"...please! slut dressed as the virgin mary couldnt act her way out of a paper bag
YourJustJEALOUS! |
05.04.06 - 1:28 pm | #
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i hate jessica alba. i'd let brit and kev gang bang her...
pageantgal |
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05.04.06 - 1:29 pm | #
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Is this stupid MoFo too dumb to know that Hit Me Baby is one of the reasons she has money to give his stupid ass....that dumb ass song was her first big hit!
What a first rate asshole!
YSW!!? |
05.04.06 - 1:30 pm | #
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Hi Jealous,
Awesome. My heart is blackened every time I hear that Sean is still in that house. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 1:31 pm | #
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2Pink.....
Being a Northern Californian, I'm with you all the way!!! K-Fed Enchiladas anyone?
witcyn |
05.04.06 - 1:33 pm | #
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aaahhh, yes, that makes sense. i cant BELIEVE shes pregnant AGAIN!! UGH!!!! seriously, child services should just take them away, but...there "celebrities"..
PS, Pageantgal, alba is short for ALBATROSS 
YourJustJEALOUS! |
05.04.06 - 1:40 pm | #
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That kid should be gone! If he gets killed the servcie should be in trouble.
Really, do you know how fast a kid could drown in a poll in a house like that? It's not funny! Think up a list of all the watys the kid could get killed....it puts a pit in your stomach. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 1:46 pm | #
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I wish he would just magically disappear!! David!? Help me out here!!
BonchMistress |
05.04.06 - 1:47 pm | #
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Let's set the record straight: Brit is an idiot.
She hand-picked this joker to marry and procreate with.
She is NOT taking care of her son.
SHE did NOT take birth control, even though she was unhappy.
If she does not announce a divorce in the near future, I vote that we simply write the bitch off!
There is no more pity left in this frigid, shrunken heart of mine: either she fights to the finish or she'll be one of those "where is she now?" jokes.
She needs to take control of her money, her kids, her home, her life.
If you can talk the talk, walk the friggin' walk.
I blame her for bestowing this piece of shit on to us.
And I blame her for everything child-related.
MizRo |
05.04.06 - 1:47 pm | #
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Man, all the posts are so good! Everyone is in great form this morning, nothing to add really just dropping in, except that Kato Katlin was known as the biggest freeloaded for years, now KFed is going to become a new noun in Webster's Unabridged for loser/freeloader/idiot.
Cammie |
05.04.06 - 1:52 pm | #
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Britney Spears will provide years of material for E Hollywood True Stories.
Cammie |
05.04.06 - 1:54 pm | #
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The Urban Dictionary too, Cammie.
Don't do a Britney!
Don't be such a K-Fed!
MizRo |
05.04.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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you're right! k-fool IS the new cato!
spin sycle |
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05.04.06 - 1:57 pm | #
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Mizro.......
Don't hold back...tell us what you really feel! I don't think there is any DLister out there who would disagree with you....and I think we can all agree that she is definitely missing more than a few billion brain cells. Does she even have an education? Oh excuse me, in K-Fed speak, that would be "edumakashun". *heart* you Miz!
witcyn |
05.04.06 - 1:59 pm | #
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"Don't do a Britney" MizRo!
Cammie |
05.04.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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"Don't be such a KFed" 
Cammie |
05.04.06 - 2:03 pm | #
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how much humiliation does britney have to take from this clown? it's pathetic. and please, jessica, release a statement saying that you wouldn't touch this pig with a ten-foot pole. 
mpcmike |
05.04.06 - 2:04 pm | #
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What an asshole.
Enough said.
Molly |
05.04.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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LOL, Rabies!
Anonymous |
05.04.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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MizRo I hear ya! The thing is that they deserve each other, one is bad and the other is worse. I think it would be great if she wasn't pregnant again, her and K-Fed stayed together and Sean got taken away. That way we could all laugh at their expense without worrying about the baby.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:10 pm | #
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Okay, we'll feed his ground-up parts to the prisoners up in Pelican Bay. They'll never notice it in the mystery meat and they have a taste for blood.
2Pink | 05.04.06 - 1:27 pm | #
Now that is a good idea!!! 
Marla Singer |
05.04.06 - 2:12 pm | #
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One problem, International Amnesty would sue their butts for feeding them sewage.
Cammie |
05.04.06 - 2:15 pm | #
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2pink,
Love the idea!
The only other way to free Sean is if Britney and K-Fed die in an accidnet. Good goddamned ridiance and the kid will have a chance at a sane live. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:16 pm | #
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Thanks Witcyn, Cammie, and Long Island Irish: I had to get it off my chest.
None of us have the financial wherewithal to do the things that she CAN - she's weak and weak women make me angry.
Do you know how many little girls look up to this twit?
It boggles my mind.
MizRo |
05.04.06 - 2:16 pm | #
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MizRo, Britney is a complete, total and absolute cunt. She could do so much good--instead she fucks Cletus. It's sickening. Do you understand thta the kid could REALLY get killed? This isn't a joke!
Cammie it's cruel to describe Kevin and Britney as sewage. Raw sewage has so much mroe class than them on the best of days.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:18 pm | #
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I should rephase: raw sewage has more class than them on their BEST day and it's WORST day. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:19 pm | #
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MizRo and LII - what pisses me off is hearing her fans defend this idiot, especially with the whole driving w/ baby in lap thing. I hate hearing things like, "Aw, I like her. What has she ever done?" or "She's real. You're just jealous." I can go on with the quotes and I'm sure you've seen them too but it would just make me explode.
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05.04.06 - 2:21 pm | #
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^^ Agree Long. And MizRo, you are the voice of reason that is recognized by all.
Has Britney made an offical announcement about her pregnancy yet?
My computer is S-L-O-W today Agh!!
Cammie |
05.04.06 - 2:21 pm | #
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If they are STILL fans fo sho~ then they are incapable of any reasonable thoughts.
Cammie |
05.04.06 - 2:23 pm | #
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Ah, yes Cammie, VERY good point! It's just tragic.
fo sho |
05.04.06 - 2:25 pm | #
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Fo sho,
Thank you! How can they defend her? Look at what she did to that kid! HE HAS A FRACTURED SKULL! It wasn't taken care of for six days and it could effect him for life. What has she ever done? She turned her kid into a retard. And yes, she is real. She's real trash.
Cammie,
No she cancelled the press conference so no news on the supposed pregnancy. Obviously being Irish I was born Catholic but for the most part I don't believe in God (although I do believe in bible morals, weird huh?) but I feel like running into church and praying that she's only fat and not knocked up again. Please God, bringing one kid into this train wreck of a whores life is bad enough, don't make another suffer. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:25 pm | #
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man...to have money...my friend got in a screaming match with her bf while i babysat her kids and the cops showed up. the next day social services showed up and made her life hell until she dumped the guy, moved out and wasn't allowed contact with him...or they'd take her kids away...she's a good responsible parent and her kids were NEVER at risk...makes me sick to think what people with money can get away with... little shitney needs the same kind of intervention. and dumbass needs to be castrated. think of all those good people out there who can't have kids and this effin moron breeds like locusts...
Lisa |
05.04.06 - 2:27 pm | #
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everytime I do that they get all fat and shit and I don't know why."
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that is a classic, rabies.
libby aka kellie pickler |
05.04.06 - 2:28 pm | #
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*passes bong to Long Island*
It's ok sweetie. Calm down! I'm sure SPF will grow up to be the wifebeater he was meant to be.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata |
05.04.06 - 2:29 pm | #
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Lisa,
Good point. The services are really to blame here. Britneya and Kevin are BOTH bad. In your friends house at least she loved her kids and look what happened there. Sean's really screwed. No one cares about him. Even the nanny's they hire have nearly offed the kid serveral times.
Stoney,
Sorry sweetie don't do drugs. Not ever.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:32 pm | #
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Whatever. SNORT!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata |
05.04.06 - 2:32 pm | #
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Hey StoneyB, over here! I'll take a hit. 
fo sho |
05.04.06 - 2:35 pm | #
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Would anyone else SO love to see him on Judge Judy ???????
BrownEyes |
05.04.06 - 2:36 pm | #
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*passes to fo sho*
Got the nugs today bitch!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata |
05.04.06 - 2:36 pm | #
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Brown eyes,
LOL! Yes! After they re-open the Tower of London!
Ah, sweet fantasy's. 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:37 pm | #
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Okay Everyone:
Let's just give up hope for Sean living a normal life. He should be taken away from Shitney but he's already seen to much, we need to put him with people he can understand, people who his life is like, people like.....TOM CRIUSE!
He'd be fine there. Him and little Suri could get along very well at this stage. Of course, he really WOULD be safer with the Cruises that's how bad the Spears/Federline spawning thing is.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:47 pm | #
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I hope Alba's boyfriend, "CASH" kicks his ass! What a tool!
GO YANKEES 
OakRaiderFan |
05.04.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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Honestly the more people who kick his ass the better. I think a seven year old girl could take him.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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*cough, cough, cough*
Good shit, Stoney! 
fo sho |
05.04.06 - 2:51 pm | #
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Damn! I missed Valerie this morning while I was roaming the new posts earlier. I'll have to check back on the Nicole thread a little later.
Oh sorry for the OT interruption everyone... good points about Britney all around!
Cammie |
05.04.06 - 2:56 pm | #
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well, in the words of dr. phil -paraphrased of course...
"you teach people how to treat you" or "people treat you the way ou allow them to".
britney chooses to live like this. she chooses to put up w/ his sorry ass. she chooses to allow him to leach off of her and make horrible statements about her.
both of them deserve each other. they dont have 1 comlete brain between the both of them.
jeep chic |
05.04.06 - 3:10 pm | #
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She needs to take away his allowance. STAT!
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 3:48 pm | #
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I could do without hearing "Popozao" one more time...
Cocobean20 |
05.04.06 - 3:51 pm | #
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brit seriously deserves kfed if she stays with him....
letinstar |
05.04.06 - 4:00 pm | #
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How insulting and low it is to make a comment like that about Shar Jackson, the mother of his first two children. Britney probably is feeling dang special that he said she fucks better than the ex, but she is next in line for the same degrading treatment. He's already started to degrade her with the threesome remark. You usually can tell what a guy will be like toward you by the way he treats his exes.
Scary that a guy like this impregnated two women four times!!! And who knows how many more with other women.
The Real Mimi |
05.04.06 - 4:08 pm | #
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Is it wrong if I have this deep nagging urge to want to twist his head a little more in that picture until his neck snaps and tear his fucking head off?
Is it?
brent |
05.04.06 - 4:54 pm | #
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She may be what she is and she may have done those things but do we HAVE to resort to calling SPF a retard? Come on peeps, he's a BABY!
CRAZYCAJUN |
05.04.06 - 5:09 pm | #
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hahaha. I wish Jessica would run to him and they take off together. I can't stand either one of them. 
Tang Wei Dong |
05.04.06 - 5:55 pm | #
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Jeep chick,
I cannot tell you how right you are.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 6:49 pm | #
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EWWWWW!!!! There is NO WAY in hell Alba is going to the same neighborhood as K-Fed. He nothing but a white trash, slimy, sponge! (The thought of that makes me queazy.)
Anonymous |
05.04.06 - 6:51 pm | #
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As far as I'm concerned, Britney deserves what K-Fed is dishing out! She didn't have to marry him, didn't have to have his spawn, and definitely not for a 2nd time! She is putting up with the piece of shit, so it's her fault. They are both losers!
Anonymous |
05.04.06 - 7:06 pm | #
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*appaulds above*
The only victim in that house as of now is that kid.
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 7:07 pm | #
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yet another face i'm sure he makes in bed as he knocks another chick...he should be neutered and have his lips sewn shut....
letinstar |
05.04.06 - 8:04 pm | #
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How did this guy manage to get laid even once?
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 8:15 pm | #
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He must have a lovely personality
Miss M |
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05.04.06 - 9:00 pm | #
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Yes thats it he has a lovely personality
Miss M |
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05.04.06 - 9:01 pm | #
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LOL Miss M. Can't you tell it's true from the nice comments he makes? 
Long Island Irish |
05.04.06 - 10:03 pm | #
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BARFFFFFFFFF, If I was Jessica I would be totally nauseated and offended.
Suzie |
05.04.06 - 10:10 pm | #
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K-fed wanting a threesome with trailer trash Shitney and over-rated Alba? Like Billy Bob Thornton said in "Bad Santa," "wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see what fills up first."
Moist for Meloni |
05.04.06 - 10:41 pm | #
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Does anyone else think he looks like Freddy Krueger?
sarita |
05.04.06 - 11:44 pm | #
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He is a ugly bitch! 
Sassy Ass |
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05.05.06 - 12:42 am | #
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What he lacks in looks he makes up n personality... lol
Miss M |
05.05.06 - 1:18 am | #
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KFED should keep his overdeveloped imagination to himself. Jessica Alba wouldn't fuck him with someone else's twat...
He and Brittany are perfect for each other aside from the fact that they're polluting the gene pool and ruining the planet for the rest of us.
X5 |
05.05.06 - 1:25 am | #
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Eww. what's up with his left eye??
Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
coochie momma |
05.05.06 - 1:54 am | #
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Egads! And she's still with his ass.
Has the girl been knocked dead in the brain.I say the day Britney dumps his ass.It should be declared as a national holiday for all and beyond.
It passes the point of being funny.
Jean |
05.05.06 - 4:23 am | #
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Hey, Miss M -- LOVE your avatar -- what a sweet little puglet! Awwwwww . . .
Moist for Meloni |
05.05.06 - 8:51 am | #
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Run Alba run!
Fug. |
05.05.06 - 8:52 am | #
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LOL Fug. 
Long Island Irish |
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