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i love mean lewis. and i hate soliciters.
libby aka kellie pickler |
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Stupid bitches gotta support one another!
funny MK funny!!!!!
sunny |
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Zahara's TU TU |
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05.04.06 - 4:51 pm | #
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I'll do it. I love animals. Better than mean people. (We are just truthful!!)
CokeMonkey |
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05.04.06 - 4:53 pm | #
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I love Lewis but damn every pic of him looks like he would bite my tits off.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.04.06 - 4:53 pm | #
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They'll be hearing from PETA soon.
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05.04.06 - 4:54 pm | #
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Lewis is the shit. He puts my cats to shame. Team Lewis!
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Now, that doesn't look like a nice pussy.
My Pookie |
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hmmmm.... back again I see.....
sunny |
05.04.06 - 4:55 pm | #
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wow
Susan |
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05.04.06 - 4:55 pm | #
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yeah wow is right!
sunny |
05.04.06 - 4:56 pm | #
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I knew a really evil cat once, and he was black and white too! Cats always like my ass, but this cat wanted to scratch my eyes out. You just can't tame some pussies you know.
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MEEERRROOOWWWRRRR!! PZZZFFFFFFT!!!
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05.04.06 - 4:57 pm | #
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Lewis rocks. He looks like a polydactyl (extra toes). He'll fuck a makeup lady up real good.
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moderator ban
Zahara's TU TU | Homepage | 05.04.06 - 4:55 pm | # and
Susan | Homepage | 05.04.06 - 4:56 pm | #
it's the same racist asshole in yesterday's brangelina thread!
sunny |
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it's a pussy with some TEETH!
spin sycle |
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05.04.06 - 4:58 pm | #
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Anyone email the moderator yet?
My Pookie |
05.04.06 - 4:58 pm | #
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My Pookie thank you --you see what I see!
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YES! he does have extra toes! i saw him on the news and i guess he's got a real crotch-rippin' claw about an inch long in the sixth toe!
go lewis! eat that avon lady.
i guess skin-so-soft doesn't repel cats.
libby aka kellie pickler |
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Freedom of speech or not?
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05.04.06 - 5:01 pm | #
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someone please clear this up for me before I start the cryin' - if she does go to court they put him down, if she doesn't they put him down - I'm not only getting quite upset but also effin' confused....
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I can't email cuz it's from my work and I'll get massively busted!
My Pookie |
05.04.06 - 5:01 pm | #
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Stoney, I love you......
CokeMonkey |
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05.04.06 - 5:02 pm | #
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Not Jockie. This isn't a racist page.
My Pookie |
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Some pussies have sharp teeth!
2Pink |
05.04.06 - 5:02 pm | #
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what is NOT JOCKIE?
Jockie |
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05.04.06 - 5:03 pm | #
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Guess Lewis doesn't like Avon calling afterall.
My Pookie |
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save the pussy!
spin sycle |
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05.04.06 - 5:03 pm | #
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jenner--i think the court is shitting now, b/c of the national coverage.
how DARE they kill a cat!
libby aka kellie pickler |
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Good night hotnesses! 
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isn't it enough to keep him inside?
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Jockie | Homepage | 05.04.06 - 5:01 pm | #
again you can't fool us
I emailed the moderator
there's freedom of speech then there's racism -go crawl back in your cave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I heart Lewis!
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NoAnjl bye!
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i guess skin-so-soft doesn't repel cats.
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MJF |
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Fucking stupid Avon Lady probably deserved it.
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Jockie:
Not freedom of speech if you are going to be in here spewing hate so get out and go find a kkk site.
My Pookie |
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I agree Foo. Perfume stinks anyways.
My Pookie |
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I would love to train my cats to attack solicitors!
Bug Spray |
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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libby aka kellie pickler | 05.04.06 - 5:04 pm | #
PLEASE tell me it isn't 100% they're gonna do it, there's a way out? AND YES they f*cking BETTER be shittin' themselves, AND let him live - Britney gets to walk around droppin' babies but Lewis gets euthanized?
ALSO - I have 3 cats - anyone who is "terrorized" by a cat is a fucking MORON - a) they're MUUUUCH smaller than us deeerrrrrr & b) I said it b4 & I'll say it again - just equip all the people in his neighbourhood with squirt bottles, he'll leave well enough alone!
MORONS.
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05.04.06 - 5:09 pm | #
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Dude just slip him some catnip!
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I have 2 cats and all you need is a dust buster. Turn that bad boy on and they run and hide.
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That's what I was gonna say, Jenner. Terrorized by a CAT? Must be some chicken shit neighborhood!
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05.04.06 - 5:10 pm | #
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Avon Lady. Heh. Bitch deserved to get her ass slashed for pestering people at home!
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BonchMistress | 05.04.06 - 5:09 pm | #
i heard that cats go crazy for that crap... not being a cat owner, i dont know about it.. just what i've heard.. like its marijuana for cats.
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OK squirt bottles & dust busters for everyone!
And oranges - cats HATE oranges.
jenner |
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And yet... they're letting K-Fed live.
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LEWIS is my fucking hero.
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05.04.06 - 5:11 pm | #
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hey jenner--i have 3 chirrens m'self!
i agree....they COULD lazer de-claw him. i don't like it, but it's better than killing him. lewis is probably JUST defending his territory and having fun. big woop.
yes! cats still can't defeat the squirt bottle!
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oops, didn't see this - 'night NoAnjil! Pray for Lewis! 
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Catnip doesn't work on all cats. For example: mine. I put a pile of it on the floor and they just lay in it. They don't run around all tweaked out. Nooooooo. They lay there. Glassy eyed. That's it.
My Pookie |
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Love you too Cokemonkey!!! *passes nug-filled bong*
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Jenner, I used to have a cat that loved to eat oranges. It was the only people food that she'd touch. Other than my McDonald's chicken sammich that she stole off the couch when I went to get a drink and hid in the bathtub and ate, that is.
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i've got a rip-cord helicopter toy that defeated even my EVIL boys.
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i heard that cats go crazy for that crap... not being a cat owner, i dont know about it.. just what i've heard.. like its marijuana for cats.
Opinionatedwon | 05.04.06 - 5:10 pm | #
my childhood cats got all fuckin' trippy on catnip, all mellow & seein' trails with their paws - 2 of my current cats get fuckin NASTY and FIGHT - they're ANGRY DRUNKS
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Cats rawk!
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TRAILS??? hmmmm, I wonder if that shit works for humans?
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Pussy cats aren't always nice!
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Bug Spray | 05.04.06 - 5:12 pm | #
That is the first cat ever I've heard that likes oranges!!!! Mine get all squinty & leap away like I just tazered them or somethin'
My one cat loves toothpaste 
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My two totally ignore catnip. Maybe they're teetotalers?
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My Pookie | 05.04.06 - 5:14 pm | #
*rolls catnip in papers*
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jenner--- my older boy LITERALLY starts swinging at the first sniff!
BTW, cats getting stoned is AWESOME!
libby aka kellie pickler |
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my l'il bastard gets mean on catnip so i don't let him have it
spin sycle |
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05.04.06 - 5:15 pm | #
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holy felines batman! i'm gone for 5 minutes and there are over 50 posts about lewis! SAVE LEWIS!
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I used to have a cat that would steal corn on the cob off the dinner table. That's the only time that Patch bothered to get on the table. He couldn't resist the corn.
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My cat use to rub her face all over her catnip and sleep on it, then she would get up and run up and down the hall. crazy shit it is
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i wonder what they put in that stuff
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Hmmmmmmm, maybe Jenner, a bong rip is in order????? GOD DAMN WHY AM I AT WORK STILL?????? I'm gonna go home and try it! I know my bf will do it!!!!!
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Jay, I tried to catch you earlier to ask if your puppy was feeling better, but I missed you.
How's he doing?
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Opinionatedwon | 05.04.06 - 5:17 pm | #
it's a fucking herb, it's grown and dried
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my 3rd ignores catnip too - he'd rather lick plastic bags
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He couldn't resist the corn.
2Pink | 05.04.06 - 5:16 pm | #
kind of like TC-can't resist the cornhole.
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how exactly did he terrorize the neighborhood? Did he poopie on everyone's plants?
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They lay there. Glassy eyed. That's it.
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Y'know how when some people drink they get rowdy and others just want to go lay down and take a nap (me)? Well, I think catnip has the same effect(s) on cats. Mine just looks half-baked and licks the bajesus out of his two front feet and goes to sleep. My brothers is like a Hell's Angel in a bar room brawl, though.
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valerie again on jake thread
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Hi Foo Foo!
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05.04.06 - 5:18 pm | #
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SAVE LEWIS, CLONE HIM AND RELEASE
HIM(S) ON ALL THE SCIENTOLOGISTS, OH, AND PARIS HILTON!
Sorry, I never type in all caps. I don't know what overcame me. 
2Pink |
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Yah - i totally love this crazy bitchass pussy!
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jenner--- my older boy LITERALLY starts swinging at the first sniff!
BTW, cats getting stoned is AWESOME!
libby aka kellie pickler | 05.04.06 - 5:15 pm | #
kitty boxing gloves, DING DING IT'S ON
And yes, watching them get all trippy & shit is about 1 good solid hour of free entertainment
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Captain Tripps is my good boy that eats corn. And olives. And chicken. And marshmallows. The other one...Schmeeeee, he doesn't like human food at all but he likes to lick the tuna can. Neither like milk.
My Pookie |
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My oldest male pussy eats doritos. seriously.
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Bug Spray:
Ah, he's a wreck. He got brochitis from the tube they stuck down his throat during the neutering and now he hacks until he throws up. we are almost a week into antibiotics and he hasn't gotten better-it's sad because I can't help him Thanks for asking
JAY aka Spanky |
05.04.06 - 5:19 pm | #
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Hoping to Jade thread...get your avs ready!!!!
My Pookie |
05.04.06 - 5:19 pm | #
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my cats are crazy too and damn are they entertaining
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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05.04.06 - 5:19 pm | #
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Lewis is a polydactyl? They're supposed to be real smart.
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05.04.06 - 5:20 pm | #
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i wonder what they put in that stuff
Opinionatedwon
Catnip is just a natural herb -- a member of the mint family.
http://
science.howstuffworks.com...question303.htm
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my cats didn't give a shit about the nip either.
but once i was squirting lime juice into a corona and i missed and squirted my cat right in the eye. she was pretty fucked up the rest of the night.
Oahu |
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when i get weed, the chirrens get weed.
bye jenner. i gotta go to work now.
libby aka kellie pickler |
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my cats are crazy too and damn are they entertaining
Morticia, The Corpse Bride | Homepage | 05.04.06 - 5:19 pm | #
It MIGHT be my influence, but ALL of the cats I've EVER owned are crazy bastards
People who say cats have no personality have obviously never owned one! *pets kitties*
SAVE LEWIS!
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my mother grows catnip in her garden and she can hardly keep it alive b/c when i take my cats over there they go fucking crazy on that shit! and one is always fucking sabotaging the other!! it's fucking hysterical
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Bug Spray | 05.04.06 - 5:20 pm | #
thanks.. as i said, im cat retarded
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my 3rd ignores catnip too - he'd rather lick plastic bags
jenner
OMG, Jenner, my male cat LOVES plastic bags. He chews on them all the damn time! I didn't know other cats did this. I thought he was just retarded!
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see ya libby - I'm home now so I can post like a madwoman
My buddy's cat is a polydactyl - 6 toes on 3 feet, 7 on one - he was born near the local sewage plant - coincidence?
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From the Connecticut Post:
"Reynolds attracted the ire of cat lovers when she agreed to grant accelerated rehabilitation to Cisero on the condition that Lewis be killed.
The offer was made on the insistence of neighbor Maureen Bachtig, who was reportedly attacked by Lewis Feb. 20.
In a letter to prosecutors, Bachtig said she would only agree to probation for Cisero if the cat were put to death."
Maureen Bachtig. What an evil bitch. I can't imagine someone wanting to kill a cat because it jumped their ass. Since when did the person claiming an injury get to decide what the punishment is (i.e., she would only agree to probabation for Cisero if the cast were put to death."). Only when it comes to animals I guess. I think this Bachtig bitch should be put to sleep.
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dude someone totally stole my t-shirt idea.
http://cafepress.com/cashmonies
i made t-shirts first, mother fuckers!
sammy |
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Jay I'm so sorry to hear about your poor boyo. I hope he feels better soon!
Is it the coughing or the antibiotics that are making him hack?
Bug Spray |
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See my one cat sits there looking at me like "what the fuck do you expect me to do with this shit" look.
My other one gets all frisky and starts sucking on the other ones ear.
It's like Kitty Crack for him.
I feel so bad for the other one he dosn't know why he is doing that to his head 
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I don't get the post but are they really going to force this woman to have her cat put down? Awwww. Poor widdle puddy cat.
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I thought he was just retarded!
Bug Spray | 05.04.06 - 5:22 pm | #
2 of my 3 love plastic - my boy only licks them, my oldest girl EATS them - and then pukes them up. I have to hide every bit of plastic around the house
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Bug Spray | 05.04.06 - 5:24 pm | #
Thanks, it's the coughing we think.
JAY aka Spanky |
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damn I can't believe I've been depriving my pussies for so long! *runs out to buy catnip*
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that bachtig bitch needs to die. unless that cat scratched her eyes out or ate her samples, what's she so het up over? she could've come to my house and had a gigantic dog break her fucking hand for touching our door.
some people need to check reality and call it quits if they're not tough enough for avon.
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I don't see how they could force her to kill the cat. All she'd have to do is keep him inside. It's not like a dog that has to go out to potty. Sheesh.
I agree with the poster that said the neighbor should be put down.
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I thought he was just retarded!
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Nope hun then mine are too. Cause they love that shit...and paper bags too and milk rings.
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i'm totally adding Lewis to my myspace, but whoever made that page is fucking out of their mind!
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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05.04.06 - 5:26 pm | #
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You like the blinding green Morticia?
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
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Maureen Bachtig.
LOLA | 05.04.06 - 5:23 pm | #
OK, SAMMY: you need to make Kill Bachtig t-shirts - someone stole your Lewis t-shirt idea (I REMEMBER, you said it first, I was THERE)
YOU can be the first to make Kill Bachtig t-shirts
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ah damn brent!! First Sean and now Paul Newman?!?!
lawdy lawdy those are some fine ass men.
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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You know what mine do love are those laser pointer things. They go nuts chasing the stupid dot on the floor.
My Pookie |
05.04.06 - 5:28 pm | #
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I ordered a shirt.
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I feel so bad for the other one he dosn't know why he is doing that to his head
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jenner |
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You like the blinding green Morticia?
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx | 05.04.06 - 5:27 pm |
I almost had a fucking seizure!
Morticia, The Corpse Bride |
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I thought he was just retarded!
Bug Spray | 05.04.06 - 5:22 pm | #
2 of my 3 love plastic - my boy only licks them, my oldest girl EATS them - and then pukes them up. I have to hide every bit of plastic around the house
jenner
Yeah, my boy (Goblin) eats anything plastic, too. We call him our stoner/surfer kitty (he's like Bill & Ted). When a mouse got into the house, our girl cat (Ivy) went nutz and was stalking and hunting it. The mouse ran right past Goblin's front paws and he just layed there and stared at it... like, "Whoa dude. A mouse in the house. Righteous."
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My Pookie | 05.04.06 - 5:28 pm | #
and flashlights, and if you're holding a mirror light reflecting off a mirror.........
COMBINE the laser with catnip and NOW you have a party
jenner |
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COMBINE the laser with catnip and NOW you have a party
jenner | 05.04.06 - 5:30 pm |
Shit that's called a kitty rave.
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I ordered a shirt back at the time, already have worn it and washed it twice. Ciao out.
I HEART LEWIS, EVERYONE BUY A SHIRT!
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jenner | 05.04.06 - 5:30 pm | #
don't forget the strobe light
JAY aka Spanky |
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Goblin (our stoner/surfer kitty) chases the light that reflects onto the floor from his own tags. (I told you he was retarded!) 
Bug Spray |
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2 of my 3 love plastic - my boy only licks them, my oldest girl EATS them - and then pukes them up. I have to hide every bit of plastic around the house
jenner | 05.04.06 - 5:25 pm | #
My baby boy eats plastic bags too!! I had never heard of that 'till I got him. His mommy died when he was 3 weeks old & I had to bottle feed him - I thought there might be a connection. Anybody else have a plastic eater who was bottle fed??
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They can make her put him to sleep. The government can do whatever they want to do. They can get a warrant/court order to come into Cisero's house and take the cat. She needs to put Lewis someplace safe while this is going on -- hell I'd move for my animals if it meant they would die if I didn't.
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I ordered a shirt but Gos i was laughing so hard cause that cats eyes just scream I want to chew on your SOUL!!!!
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LOLA | 05.04.06 - 5:34 pm | #
Maybe we need ADOPT LEWIS shirts instead
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Hey, now that you mention it mikki, Goblin was bottle fed too. He was fostered out thru the Humane Society before we got him because he was the only one of an entire litter of stray kittens who survived feline leukemia.
He also drools alot. Anyone else's cat drool? Or is mine really a short bus candidate?
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Morticia, The Corpse Bride 05.04.06 - 5:28 pm
Actually, that's Marlon again. The other pic was a little severe looking.
brent |
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hey la those arent my t-shirts, the fucker ripped me off!!!!
http://www.cafepress.com/cashmonies
i cant believe that shit
sammy |
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05.04.06 - 5:36 pm | #
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WHO WANTS TO GET NAKED?
FART KNOCKER |
05.04.06 - 5:36 pm | #
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WHO WANTS TO GET NAKED?
FART KNOCKER | 05.04.06 - 5:36 pm | #

StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata |
05.04.06 - 5:37 pm | #
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hey at least mine say the avon lady deserved it, hahaha.
wtf is bachtig?
sammy |
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05.04.06 - 5:37 pm | #
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I don't get the post but are they really going to force this woman to have her cat put down? Awwww. Poor widdle puddy cat.
brent | 05.04.06 - 5:24 pm |
Yes, Brent, people are that fucked up that they are afraid of a CAT! Nevermind that the average adult probably outweighs the cat 15-20x, people are idiots.
Okay, I'm done ranting. I'm gonna buy a mousepad or something else, too.
LEWIS RULES! Alfie, Phoebe, and Cleo are his buds.
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05.04.06 - 5:37 pm | #
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He also drools alot. Anyone else's cat drool? Or is mine really a short bus candidate?
Bug Spray | 05.04.06 - 5:35 pm |
My cat Chooch drools alot. But sorry to say we already know he is a short bus cadet!!! Rescued him out of a snow storm and thought the vacant stare was because of trauma.
Nope he's just stupid. Look into his eyes and you just hear circus music.
By the way he's the one getting his head sucked on.
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.04.06 - 5:37 pm | #
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WHO WANTS TO GET NAKED?
FART KNOCKER
I don't think it's safe with Lewis around.
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 5:37 pm | #
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and fuck michael K, i told him about my shirts, yet he never posts about it, this cunt does and he tells everyone to buy one.
thats bullshit.
sammy |
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05.04.06 - 5:38 pm | #
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WHO WANTS TO PARTY IN MY PANTS?
FART KNOCKER |
05.04.06 - 5:39 pm | #
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Do you ever wonder what your cats/dogs think when they see you naked?
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 5:39 pm | #
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Bug Spray - I was gonna cut & paste the "I told you he was retarded", and then I saw the short bus candidate - both have me LMAO
I don't know if my boy was bottle fed, he was a rescue & was already 1 when I got him - so I can't rule out the connection bottle-fed = retarded plastic lover
When I was a kid we got one who was 2 weeks old (owner was gonna drown them), and we had to feed her with an eye dropper - and she was VERY retarded - CUTE AS ALL HELL but definitely one Valerie short of a full deck
jenner |
05.04.06 - 5:41 pm | #
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my cats are thinking 'hummmm, I wonder if I could latch on to her bewb with my claws'
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata |
05.04.06 - 5:41 pm | #
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WHO WANTS TO POOP ON THE PLAYGROUND?
FART KNOCKER |
05.04.06 - 5:42 pm | #
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WTF?
MJF |
05.04.06 - 5:42 pm | #
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wtf is bachtig?
sammy | Homepage | 05.04.06 - 5:37 pm | #
the bitch that wants Lewis dead
jenner |
05.04.06 - 5:42 pm | #
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Do you ever wonder what your cats/dogs think when they see you naked?
Bug Spray | 05.04.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I always wonder what the dogs think we they see us having sex
JAY aka Spanky |
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FART KNOCKER | 05.04.06 - 5:42 pm | #
wtf is up with these random stupid comments as of late. ?
Opinionatedwon |
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05.04.06 - 5:43 pm | #
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my cats are thinking 'hummmm, I wonder if I could latch on to her bewb with my claws'
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.04.06 - 5:41 pm | #
fuck I thought that was just my cat - my left boob (it's ALWAYS THE LEFT, IT'S HIS FAVE) always has scratches on it
AND it's ONLY the boy cat who does it - pfft, typical
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05.04.06 - 5:43 pm | #
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but definitely one Valerie short of a full deck
jenner | 05.04.06 - 5:41 pm | #
I love that "valerie" is a substitute for batshit crazy!!
JAY aka Spanky |
05.04.06 - 5:44 pm | #
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DOGS LIKE TO SMELL YOUR BUTT WHEN THEY SEE YOU NAKED. THAT'S A FACT.
FART KNOCKER |
05.04.06 - 5:44 pm | #
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I always wonder what the dogs think we they see us having sex
JAY aka Spanky | 05.04.06 - 5:43 pm | #
one of my cats is VERY possessive of me, and FREEEEEAKS if someone so much as raises their voice to me - once I was *ahem* gettin' it on & she jumped on the guy's back & attacked him
Mood killer, but funny shit
jenner |
05.04.06 - 5:45 pm | #
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jenner | 05.04.06 - 5:45 pm | #
She went for the cock block!?! 
JAY aka Spanky |
05.04.06 - 5:46 pm | #
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I love that "valerie" is a substitute for batshit crazy!!
JAY aka Spanky | 05.04.06 - 5:44 pm | #
we should add it to urbandictionary OR the glossary I've been saying MK should start - with "twat it up", "bagina", and many more I can't think of
jenner |
05.04.06 - 5:47 pm | #
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She went for the cock block!?!
JAY aka Spanky | 05.04.06 - 5:46 pm | #
seriously, it's like "honey, mama rarely gets to do this, gimme a break"
jenner |
05.04.06 - 5:48 pm | #
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WHO WANTS TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999 AND GO EAT AT HARDEES AND ORDER CURLY FRIES AND SHIT ROLLS?
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05.04.06 - 5:48 pm | #
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My hubby & I have to lock the kitties out of the room when we're gettin' busy. The stand outside the door and meow and scratch the door. Now my hubby jokes that he gets a boner every time he hears one of the cats meow...
mikki |
05.04.06 - 5:49 pm | #
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mikki---that's kind of creepy.
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jenner | 05.04.06 - 5:47 pm | #
STFO! must be added
JAY aka Spanky |
05.04.06 - 5:50 pm | #
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my dog always tries to "see whats going on"
plus he likes to lick up things that he shouldnt, hes a dirty dirty boy
sammy |
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05.04.06 - 5:51 pm | #
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ROFLOLOL Jenner and Jay.
Our dog has a jealous FIT if my hubby even hugs me. (Yes, we have 2 cats & a dog. We're nutz.) He jumps all over him and starts barking carrying on. We have to put him in his crate if we're gonna have sex. LOL!!
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 5:51 pm | #
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@ mikki!!
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 5:52 pm | #
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STFO! must be added
JAY aka Spanky | 05.04.06 - 5:50 pm | #
OK, MK HAS to start a list, for real - AND I don't get to post as much as everyone else coz like I bitched about earlier they actually expect me to fuckin' WORK at work (WTF???) so someone's gotta figure out all the words AND be in charge of this........
MIKKI - 
Pavlov's Cats!!! (OK, sorry, bad joke)
jenner |
05.04.06 - 5:56 pm | #
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G'night everyone! I'm heading home
JAY aka Spanky |
05.04.06 - 5:58 pm | #
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plus he likes to lick up things that he shouldnt, hes a dirty dirty boy
sammy | Homepage | 05.04.06 - 5:51 pm | #

jenner |
05.04.06 - 6:01 pm | #
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'Night Jay. Hope your puppy is better!
Bug Spray |
05.04.06 - 6:03 pm | #
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Okay, it's close enough to time for me to go home. I'm outta here bitches! Maybe I'll go home and "meow" at my hubby tonight...
mikki |
05.04.06 - 6:06 pm | #
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WHO WANTS TO JUMP IN JELL-O?
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05.04.06 - 6:06 pm | #
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yeah tell me jenner, i gotta yell at him to stay off the bed or lock the door, but then he fuckin whines outside til i let him in.
hes a needy bitch. but hes a cutie pie.
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05.04.06 - 6:07 pm | #
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sammy | Homepage | 05.04.06 - 6:07 pm | #
aaaahhhhhhh so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are MASTERS of manipulation, lil' bastards!
jenner |
05.04.06 - 6:12 pm | #
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mikki - no, never heard of that. I got a baby kitten that was a rescued stray (they couldnt' catch his mommy) and he had still been breastfeeding but was able to eat kitty food. While he did eat kitty food he would snuggle up to my neck and try to suck on it. It was cute because he was looking for his mommy but kind of creepy too.
LOLA |
05.04.06 - 6:22 pm | #
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my dog attacked my husband the first night he was home from iraq. no more sex in the living room for us!
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05.04.06 - 6:24 pm | #
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id date him.. hes is hot shit
regreta |
05.04.06 - 6:31 pm | #
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Aly |
05.04.06 - 7:29 pm | #
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Dude, my comment didn't work.
It was supposed to say: "I [heart] Lewis."
Aly |
05.04.06 - 7:30 pm | #
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My cat hates catnip--it doesn't affect her, but chew some doublemint gum and she's your friend forever. Catnip is in the mint family, so go figure. She also loves to smell olives--not eat them, but she will put her paws on my face and try to make me kiss her when she smells them on my breath. Her eyes get all slanted and Chinese like, too. I think she's high....
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05.04.06 - 7:46 pm | #
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Put that nasty animal down. Nobody likes being attacked, especially by disease carrying cats. I would put him down myself if he tried to attack me!
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05.04.06 - 8:15 pm | #
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Why not just give him two - three hits of cat nip every day! I hear that shit is like cat-reefer. That oughta calm ol' Lewis down.
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05.04.06 - 9:35 pm | #
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Lewis is like the badass cat in my own neighborhood. "Sarge" is so big and mean, dogs just walk on by, respectin'.
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05.04.06 - 9:39 pm | #
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My cat Joseph could beat his ass any day.
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05.04.06 - 10:02 pm | #
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The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris (and Lewis) hee hee
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05.04.06 - 10:42 pm | #
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I don't care for cats but he is cute.
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05.04.06 - 11:12 pm | #
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Danielle, well then you're a cunt too aren't ya.
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05.04.06 - 11:22 pm | #
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Put that nasty animal down. Nobody likes being attacked, especially by disease carrying cats. I would put him down myself if he tried to attack me!
Danielle | 05.04.06 - 8:15 pm | #
Why would you say that, bitch? Maybe you need to be put down! Grrrr! 
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05.04.06 - 11:27 pm | #
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Sassy Ass...agreed this nasty "Danielle" bitch needs a shot.
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05.04.06 - 11:28 pm | #
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They should train that crazy little fucker to attack Jehovah's witnesses and let him roam free.
I get the spray catnip in a bottle for my babies. They love it. I like to spray it on the tips of their tails and watch them chase each other. They also go nuts for cat grass.
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Sassy Ass...agreed this nasty "Danielle" bitch needs a shot.
Anonymous | 05.04.06 - 11:28 pm | #
I would love to give this bitch a shot! 
Sassy Ass |
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05.05.06 - 12:03 am | #
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I am a crazy cat girl...i love them specialy the ones like Lewis....I just bought 2 shirts and those are the shit!!
Thanks MK for keeping us informed
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That is one awsome Cat there. i would train him to attack all those stupid neighbours at my very command.
If i wasn't alercic i would have a ct too.
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05.05.06 - 12:50 am | #
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Animals attacking anyone is serious business - period - and needs to be stopped. If this cat attacked a child, or YOU, it wouldn't seem so funny and you wouldn't be saying "go Lewis! you sure bit my crazy ass off!". A cat can do some serious damage if they want to.
Yes, solicitors are annoying, but Avon doesn't show up unannounced. The neighbors are complaining about being terrorized too - and a responsible owner would have had this cat indoors a looooong time ago. The whole situation is sad.
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Why is it they don't put down fucking people who attack and kill other people? I'd just as soon put up with a lunatic cat then get attacked by a cranked up yob with a bat. Take the yob to court he gets probation. Fucking world's gone mad!
And as for Lewis, he could be put on prozac. I worked for a vet and a few of the feline patients were given this medication cause they acted like the Tazmanian devil on speed.
FREE LEWIS!!!
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05.05.06 - 1:54 am | #
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all lewis needs is some catnip...that shit is like weed for cats!! 
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05.05.06 - 6:28 am | #
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As some of you know, I work for a law firm. I am trying to get one of my lawyers with a strong interest in animal law to take this case pro bono. Of course, it requires managing partner approval...it would get us on CNN though!
jdm |
05.05.06 - 8:33 am | #
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Though I think this cat shouldn't die, someone's gotta control it.
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05.05.06 - 8:37 am | #
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Go Team Lewis. I love that cat.
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05.05.06 - 8:43 am | #
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Lewis must be saved! People are so twisted.
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05.05.06 - 9:40 am | #
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Just give the woman a fine or something...or have the victim sue. People kill people all the time and even they don't get the death sentence.
losers
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05.05.06 - 10:03 am | #
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http://cafepress.com/cashmonies
for lewis shirts, i was first
yeah jenner, he is fucking adorable, but hes also a needy bastard. he is racist too. i swear it. but hes still hot shit.
sammy |
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05.05.06 - 10:42 am | #
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CATS RULE! Lewis is a Maine Coon which my cat Fred also is. He had a spell when he was very young where he was attacking anyone that would come over to my apartment. Luckily he got over that.
Killing this cat is not the answer. I kinda feel like sending these people some threatening letters, especially the avon lady.
anyway, my Freddy loves falafel and hummos. He likes lots of other things too but those have always been his favorite.
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Well what the hell?! I think Paris needs to be put down before Lewis. She's spreading the herp, all the kitty needs it to be locked up in the house.
The lady should try shotgunning her kitty. Cats like actual weed too!
lemure |
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05.05.06 - 11:21 am | #
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They better not kill my hero.
Lewis, you rock.
christine |
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05.05.06 - 2:30 pm | #
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Hey!
Team Lewis here, even from Italy!
I really can't understand why some people hate cats, unless they are allergic to their fur.
Anyway, forcing her to kill the cat is atrocious, that AvonLady is evil!
Speaking of catnip, my boy never liked that as much as he loves plumcakes and fries. He literally goes wild about that stuff, like a crackhead!
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05.05.06 - 5:55 pm | #
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test
FirstClass aka Candy Coxx |
05.05.06 - 7:24 pm | #
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I ate me some Lewis kung pao the other night and it was GOOD!
I think Lewis should be sold to a chinese restaurant so he can be served up to the CT neighborhood that he terrorized.
Hey, it works for the surviving victims of man-eating tigers in India!
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05.05.06 - 7:53 pm | #
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I don't care what you say, cats are nasty.
Danielle |
05.05.06 - 8:24 pm | #
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Danielle, you're an Avon girl, right?
Dani |
05.06.06 - 8:38 am | #
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ugly ass cat
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