Hmm, She does look like she's forcing a smile.
These clowns have never looked more strained together. Give it a rest, please.
Gawd, look at her face. Which level of thetan brainwashing is she on?
What's the deal with her teeth in the 3rd pic? She looks like a crocodile.
Behind that "smile", she's wondering, what the hell did I get myself into? And, can me and the baby escape?
Those shoes!
Are they from her First Communion? Tap Dancing,Granny closet
EEEEGGGAAAAHHHD!!
Something's not right with her....oh and those white shoes eh!
I'd be hiding if I was her!
They are probably the only ones that fit her big fat swollen feet.
Katie, I told you shoes are the LAST thing you buy when you are about to pop.
After all that shoe shopping, this is what she wore to the premiere. That's a damn shame. It looks almost like she was invited at the last minute and threw this outfit together slapdashedly. Tom as usual looks like a tool in lifts.
Oh man. Took me a couple of months to recover from giving birth. Him forcing her to get all dressed up so he could parade her around for publicity is so wrong. But then again, giving birth to a pillow probably isn't that hard. She's dumb.
Welll, at least we can see she's alive.
Best thing I can say today. Major lack of sleep goin' on here.
Look at her right hand: a red, roundish spot on the top of her hand, as if she had some IV or something in there....
Is it awful to wish them gone?
As difficult as it is for me, I am actually going to say something nice. She looks quite lovely for just having a baby. Honestly, she just popped that kid out two weeks ago and we should all be so lucky to look that good! This is also the last time I will say this but she truly looks like she just had a kid. I believe the pregnancy was real and all of the talk of it being fake is just too ridiculous for me to fathom. I highly doubt her parents would have went along with something that insane. That being said, I wish these two well and will now return to my normal, asshole self.
I swear in the third picture I heard a wolf growl when I looked at her.
she's looks good after pillow birth
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
LBFF! You need a shot of tequila and a line, stat!
She's already 3 inches taller than him, so how come she's wearing those ugly ass heels and yet only looks slightly taller than him?
Those must be some magical lifts he's wearing.
^ do you think it was goose-down?
tears of a clown.
he is a fuckin midget
I just don't look at detail the same way the rest of you do because her teeth look fine to me. At least she doesn't have chiclet teeth like the rest of Hollywood. She could have LBFF teeth you know.
That being said,... will now return to my normal, asshole self.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.05.06 - 11:02 am | #
Thank God.
SWB she's slumpping like hell.
LBFF! You need a shot of tequila and a line, stat!
Jessucka | 05.05.06 - 11:04 am | #
No Shit! Someone get on this for me!
and so what kind of father will this baby have to look up to when he wasnt even there for the very important days after her birth? hes such a tool
Couldn't he have gotten her a better dress?
They're great together.
I heart Tom.Kate's got a great smile.
Cheesy.
Ignorant.
Arrogant.
All levels of wrongness are personified by this "twosome".
Those white shoes have got to fucking go. Okay, now I am being an asshole again.
BTW happy cinco de mayo all...bottoms up!
Those shoes are probably the only pair he did not take away from her. She was hiding them in the pillow all along. teehee 
Sorry, but i think she looks fab in these pictures. I want to look that relaxed and healthy after my first kid!
I do think it's weird tho how Hollywood people don't think twice about leaving their newborns with a nanny straightaway. I wouldn't let my baby out of my sight for at least 6 months 
I guess the alien child is probably smart enough by now to look after itself!
Wasn't he afraid the flash bulbs would make the wiring and microchips all wonky?
She looks like ass and I know she just had a baby but she probably paid someone a lot of money to put that look together and it's unflattering to her postpartum body
Foo, my boyfriend is in love with you! So you must return to your normal self or he will be heartbroken! He loves wicked, sarcastic bitches like us.
Parasite Hiltons Colonics Tube... now that's a pretty mental picture. 
He loves wicked, sarcastic bitches like us.
Harley Bitch Barbie | 05.05.06 - 11:10 am | #
Ah, that explains a lot.
4Queen&Country | 05.05.06 - 11:08 am | #
They said "she is being cared for by good friends" which translates to "we dropped her off at the Scientology Center on the way here
Harley Bitch Barbie - I will. I need to go sniff around for my stash and then I'll be back to my normal self. Bitches!
Shit she looks 1000000000000x better than Britney...
I love love love that she's nice and chunky - the shots of denise richards looking like a size 0 after dropping baby number TWO were just irking to my non-superhuman self...
Y'all, we've been drinking since 8:30. You need to catch up. Pass the apple pipe.
i think her face looks good.
Tom - take those fucking glasses off. you only wear them b/c eyes are windows to the soul, and if we saw your eyes we would all know that YOU HAVE NO SOUL.
I'm going to refer you to Heidi Klum at the Emmy's 6 days after Henry's birth, she was glowing and looked amazing or even Paltrow the other day in NY
Damn if he would let her a pants suit would have been WAY better. But you know that ass didn't want her lookin more manly then him.
He face looks very pretty in the third pic. She should stick to that expression not the the "Toddler showing off his toof" one.
I'm gonna hurl.
standing next to Tom, she looks like an Amazon woman.
That poor girl has lost any credibility at only 27! I hate that fucking douchebag! He had to get her young! Now that poor kid is going to think it's alien spawn. She'll be all kinds of fucked up after the other kids joke the shit out of her.
She should rock her new body not wrap a bow around her boobs and smush her nursing boobs, look at any of the last shots, the dress doesn't fit her
Thouse 2 scares the hell out of me
and just think...she then had to sit through MI:3...
that evil evil little man. In the 4th pic he's like 'yeaa ur gonna have to suck in that belly a lllllittle bit more.mmk??"
MERAMA- IS THAT A SELF PIC ON YOUR GRAVATAR?
i actually think that dress is the only thing that would look good on a two weeks' postpartum body. anything too fitted would show the way loose skin from giving birth.
i also think that she looks very good, though tired. her teeth, especially when she does that fake smile, look terrible as always, and white shoes, ugh. all in all, though, she looks pretty darn good.
i still hate tom and think she's brainwashed.
My sunglasses. Stole ot off the website I ordered them from.
Harley, i don't think she's 27. i think she's more like 24. not sure though.
IS NOT KATIE IS KATE......KATE CRUISE...BEEEEEEP
She looks puffy, but I still look puffy 12 years after my last baby. I wonder if she got to be with the baby or if they took her away per the alien ritual rules?
He makes my skin crawl. Plain and simple.
Awww,both looks so happy and cute together
Wow! She looks like a new new mom who does not have family, friends, a husband or a baby that sleeps for more than 40minutes at a time! which means she looks wretched! Ya see, thats exactly why I don't want one. As rich as she is and she still looks lost!
Sweet little knees or no..not having it!
Katie's hair and face look very cute, but she needs to stop with the Permagrin. Beyond that, I couldn't give a continental about these two.
MERAMA- IS THAT A SELF PIC ON YOUR GRAVATAR?
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:16 am | #
Let me try this one more time.
You mean my sunglasses? I stole the picture off the website I ordered them from. Thank you for your patience.
TOOL
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and one stupid, stupid girl.
They are making me angry
this movie is getting great reviews..
I think its going to do well this weekend..
I allready bought my ticket
that dress is saying nothing. and if this was a fake pregnancy, they could have made her gain weight.
they= tom and the scientologists
did you notice her right hand? she's been branded...
So, I wonder where the Pod People are keeping the real Katie?!
Poor thing! She is probably sooooo brainwashed that doesn't even wipe her ass without consulting a Scientology handbook on how to do that correctly.
i can't be mean to her
i can only hope that i look that good 3 weeks after having a kid!
she looks tired, but... she's a mom!
Has the Brangelina savior been born, yet?
The back view pic is the worst. From Kate(ie)'s Payless white pumps to Tom's tappered midget man pants - this couple just makes my head hurt.
Tabatha: you and me are the only two that noticed her hand!
Just had a thought...do you think Valerie is Katie Holmes? She has only just started posting, the bitch is all kinds of whacked out and she loves Posh 'Dayglo Lollipop Head' Beckham. I don't know.....
Where is Prico????
Maybe he's making a liquor store run?
So, I wonder where the Pod People are keeping the real Katie?!
DJ | 05.05.06 - 11:22 am |
She's long gone. They dropped her into a volcano.
I think she actually looks pretty (except for her awful taste in accessories)-the shoes are tragic, and the troll with the glasses just totally ruins the ensemble. She looks so relieved no longer be carrying the Spawn.
oh
Harley Bitch, damn good question!!!
Those shoes are awful.
I'm not so stylin', but hey, 'cmon...
UGLY!!
DJ - What did I tell you about that avatar? Snort.
Hello everyone!
Ugh I am so tired of seeing these two kiss and pretend already!
Prico has to work today
For someone who just gave birth, her breasts look really flat. I guess her new religion does not allow breastfeeding either.
RUN KATIE RUN! I will gladly hide you in our basement in Jersey.
Prico is out scoring me some smack. Mouse is gone so I had to enlist the help of one of you fuckers.
Jay, how's the baby?
Oh oh..She is wearing a WHITE bra under the black dress. You can totally see it in the 1st pic.
I need to get my ass working. I'm starting to look at pathetic details.
is every last little detail of their lives calculated or what?
Ha! Foo Foo you are tooo funny!
AdamAnt | 05.05.06 - 11:26 am | #
It's because of that fucking ugly ass bow strapped around them, her boobs are actuallu huge!
Happy Cinco de Mayo from Arizona!
We be partying here for the whole weekend mariachis, tequila tortillas.... wheeeehee~!! =0)
jennifer | 05.05.06 - 11:26 am | #
Better today actually Thanks!
Hola velvett1
Morning Sluts!
That one pic taken of the robots from behind looks hilarious... she looks like a giant towering over him!
He's a very powerful rich man.... he'll no doubt get everything he wants, no matter what it is. When he's done with her, they are so over. Poor thing will never see it coming.
she does look legitimately post pregnancy pudgy. dare i say i like her better with a bit o weight!?
To be next to a creature that preposterous and that big, it was just like wow"
Jay, glad to hear that!!!
I'm telling you, it's part of his and Xenu's evil plan to take over d-listed. You know he can't take our comments. He can try to dish it out at people like Matt Lauer, but not to us. We'll sick Foo on him!
Shell-Babe | 05.05.06 - 11:28 am | #
He should pay for his legs to get stretched out
Awww, it's Tom and Cait.
But yes, I have to agree with whoever said it already... KatIE does look very good for someone having a baby 2 weeks ago.... even though the smile is forced, she looks glowy...
Die Tom, die!
It's hilarious that he is SSSOOO short, she has to wrap her arm around HIS shoulder!
She does look great for having a baby only 2 weeks ago. You can still see a little of the chubbiness in her cheeks....cute.
she just needs to leave him.
he urks me
i can't stand him
ok, that picture with their backs to us CRACKS ME UP!!!
She's always got her arm around his shoulders like buddies do.... it looks strange for 2 people in lub....
yah he's probably already got her eatin' scraps off of the floor just to lose weight--scraps being celery sticks and lemon slices
DJ - Meet me in the bunny meadow for a throw down bitch! Whoever wins gets to keep their avatar. Snort.
Jay-thank you.
Looking at the picture again, Katie's face looks different almost like she had her eyes done while she was in the hospital. She looks much older and not "I just had a baby I am exhausted older" either.
Thoughts?
yea the whole being a foot taller than your dude thing is very ew
I just had a visual... she could literally push him to the ground with one arm
Awww, it's Tom and Cait.
pricolatino | 05.05.06 - 11:29 am | #
Yay!!!! Prico is in da house! Hola, and Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
To be next to a creature that preposterous and that big, it was just like wow"
Kell | 05.05.06 - 11:28 am | #
Hola~ jennifer! A shot to all the awesome D listed sluts and of course to MK!
Slides off chair.......giggle.......
Velvett, we're on the way!!!! It's Jennifer's BD and that evil douchebag is already giving her a headache! DRINK, JEN, DRINK!
bzbee | 05.05.06 - 11:24 am | #
I agreee!!! except i wouldnt mind that Cartier gold bangle she's sporting...hmmm
Tommy, dude "Kate" Bot has a fat face... If you make the effort of building yourself a Robowife atleast make her look some what hot.
Pic 2 her smile looks so fake, it's not even funny.
I'm almost done! But I have no time to read all the posts, so I'm walking in blind...
I keep laughing at that picture of them from behind
How odd it looks!
According to People.com, at the premiere, a fan apparently handed them a hand knitted set of baby booties.
Katie's response (and I kid you not) was: "Thank you. I know just where to put them."
Uh...where else would you put baby booties? Unless...
What she didn't say: Up Tiny Tom's ass!!
http://people.aol.com/people/
art...1191397,00.html
If the vacant, empty stare, forced smile with teeth clenched to keep from screaming and idiotic responses to questions are any indication, this chick is a walking poster girl for NOT joining $cientology.
AdamAnt | 05.05.06 - 11:31 am | #
she just looks tired, not like she had surgery.. she has to get up at all hours of the night, you know tom doesn't.. heck, he's not even there half the time!
Aww the shight of her made me teary.
She looks miserable, exhausted and desperate. She needs to be home in bed.
*glug, glug, glug*
who are these fucking retards who stand out there and cheer this maniac on. they've got to be the same 30% cultists who support that drunken fool in the white house.
Oh, no... did you just drink the koolaid?!?
shes gonna have a humpback by 35 from leaning to be his height in pics
Let me check... No, just the Cuervo.
AdamAnt - Whatthefuckever dude. It takes a long time to recover from any kind of facial plastic surgery. I know someone who had an eye-lift and she looked like someone beat the shit of her for at least 6 weeks. Snort.
Where the fuck is Valerie? I'm bored. Whoever you are (yes, I think she's faking and yes I think it's one of you toolboxes trying to yank everyone's chain) get in here! NOW!
Prico, good to see you're back!
anon | 05.05.06 - 11:36 am |
that's a pretty fuckin ridiculous statement.
I don't know about you guys but it seems like it's the same damn pictures everytime they go somewhere. Shes always grabbing him and kissing him. It's like a fucking routine!
I think Tom wanted this "look" for her. The big bow is so maternity. She has to wear an ill fitting dress because she's a "child bearing woman" now so she can't look like a hottie.
If it wasn't Tom's intention then he's just really cheap when it comes to others. White shoes with a black, ill-fitting dress. He has all that money but she can't look as put together as he is. I just keep thinking about him giving her a copy of each of his movies as a present to her. All that money...
Oh oh..She is wearing a WHITE bra under the black dress. You can totally see it in the 1st pic.
Maybe it's that damn $cientology sekret underwear "onesie" she wore during her entire pregnancy.
damnit! i thought i had a new avatar now!
I wonder if she is even allowed to breast feed. Too much of a mother child bond gained through that you know.
Bug Spray - The fan handed them toy blocks, not booties.
LBFF, Valerie is a bore, exhaustingly so, we need someone new to entertain us
*brings in jesters*
Valerie is dusting her pixie hollow with her magic wand...
man she sure does look like an amazon woman next to him.
Me too, Mortica. They rated it. Grrr.
uh, I see something new Morticia...just can't figure out what the hell it is!
I think Tom wanted this "look" for her. The big bow is so maternity. She has to wear an ill fitting dress because she's a "child bearing woman" now so she can't look like a hottie. fo sho | 05.05.06 - 11:37 am |
you're totally right. any sex appeal Katie may have had will never be seen again.
i can't help but wonder who is more of a mommy mess involved with an insentitive "man"? katie or britney?
Rock on HBB I love Harley's
Ha ha Partteeeeee! Arizonans love Cinco de Mayo..... Happy Birthday Jennifer.
This shots for you. Hmmmmm what a pretty pattern the carpet has.....slithers away.....
who are these fucking retards who stand out there and cheer this maniac on. they've got to be the same 30% cultists who support that drunken fool in the white house.
anon | 05.05.06 - 11:36 am | #
Funny. Snort!
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogg...0/
tomkat6.3.jpg
this picture....is that tom or a child she is hugging? WTF? he looks sooo tiny!
Katie looks REALLY weird.
Oh, and she wasn't "allowed" to attend her OWN premiere for Thank you for Smoking, but Crazy Ass Cooze drags her out two weeks post-birth for HIS premiere. Having kept her "hidden away" until then to build interest, of course.
I so want to choke the fooker!!
their love is eternal.
she is fat, and i know she JUST had a baby, but i don't like her because she's married to a gay man who is also a religious zealot and a tiny napoleanic sue-monster.
so, i want to insult her.
she is fat.
he is gay.
Valerie is playing with the chemicals under the sink, popping expired meds found in the trash and following them down with some windex.
Why is the top of her hand red? Looks like an IV was put there recently... like that morning!
ok stoney...let me delete some of my shit...
Tim!! *hands him a margarita*
Jay - You're right. She is boring. I miss that dumb-ass Fat as a Rat. I liked tearing that bitch a new asshole!
Hey, maybe Star Jones sent her those shoes
Valerie is playing with the chemicals under the sink, popping expired meds found in the trash and following them down with some windex.
jennifer | 05.05.06 - 11:40 am |
I hope she finds some cryptosporidium or legionella down there. Shit, I'm watching too much HOUSE...
"Xenu is my stylist."
what tim said
I can't get the image of him dancing out of my mind... I burst into joyous laughter everytime I think about it... DORK!!!
letinstar | 05.05.06 - 11:39 am | #
Britney, no doubt in my mind. Kate seems like she would be a good nurturing mom, but its the fact that she is with cruise that makes this situation insane. britney is just hands down unfit
Maybe it's that damn $cientology sekret underwear "onesie" she wore during her entire pregnancy.
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 11:37 am | #
You man the homing device? It's part the Scientology Summer Collection.
Well now that the MI3 publicity shit is over, maybe we won't see them for a while. She shops at:
BARNEYS
NEIMAN'S
MAXFEILDS
and
PAYLESS for shoes!
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO
GO YANKEES 
I can totally see KATE picking Tom up and rocking him to sleep...
Bug Spray - The fan handed them toy blocks, not booties.
ROFLOL! My bad, Foo! That's what I get for reading gossip sites before caffeine. It's only 8:30 on the West Coast. And I don't have my contacts in yet.
And I've been drinking Katie's Kool-Aid!
Better that they're blocks. They'll hurt even more whens she shoves them the midgets ass!
Happy Penis Friday Bitches!!!!
That picture where they are not facing us is hysterical. She probably has major neck/back pain from all the crouching!
JAY: So happy to hear lil' ooks is better!!! 
That picture of them from the back is so not flattering to her. The shoes are bad and she could've done without ther bow and the white bra but apart from that it's business as usual.
There is a show about them on tonight on Channel 5 _ I am hoping they all in the body language expert to cionfirm my theory that he akes her skin crawl just as much as he does mine. The bad news is: I might be out and if no one tapes it for me I will throw a scientology iszed hissy fit.
Prico, who's the delicious new avie?
*uses lime to wipe salt off of the glass*
*slams margarita*
*mexican hat dances*
happy cinco de mayo, MFers!
somebody send the poor bitch some crest white strips... her teeth are rotting from sucking his shlong too much.
sho'nuff stoney. thanks!
She looks like Kat McPee...conspiracy!!!!
Seriously Bug Spray, i live in Cali and it's too early to comprehend everything! lol!
Ian Sommerhalder (sp?)... He was the first casualty (after the plane crash) in "Lost".
And he has amazing blue eyes... Like two pools of caribbean sea water.
Bug Spray - LOL!
Where's Daya?
I can't get the image of him dancing out of my mind... I burst into joyous laughter everytime I think about it... DORK!!!
scout | 05.05.06 - 11:41 am |
That was almost a funny as this:
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/mi.../
dammedance.gif
Seeing as how it's my birthday and Cinco De Mayo...I'm going home and drinking lots.
Foo Foo, name the meadow and the time and I'll see ya there! Ha!
See ya later beeyotchs.
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
What a curse if the movie does well!!!!
Tim
She looks like Kat McPee...conspiracy!!!!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata
Holy fuck!!! Yes! And congrats on the win!
she is fat.
he is gay.
tim | 05.05.06 - 11:40 am | #
Tim, have another shot. You're not quiet bitchy enough yet.
I don't know fo sho that's funny, but Tom's wild breakout just floors me!
I think that Katie definitely has the potential to be a better mom than Shitney ... if she isn't too brainwashed and the scientolofucks let her actually raise her child.
Shitney is just dumb white-trash and I dont see her having the maternal instinct to be a good mother.
I really don't know whose situation is more dire. probably Katie's.
Foo, I'm with you!
Valerieeeee....
Come out, come out wherever you are!!!!!
The evil bitches want to play!!!!!
Prico, I made a pool in my panties.
Ughhh, West coast here too. i can not wait for this day to be over!
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:45 am | #
only among friends.
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
Anonymous
Only if they buy me drinks and give me wild monkey sex first.
Mk is a man, and he can call me bitch anytime he wants to.
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:45 am | #
None of your bidness, bitch, now have a fucking margie already, slut.
Those do not look like breastfeeding boobs to me.
LOL BUG SPRAY!
This is dlisted, not the real world. We embrace our inner bitch and slut. Try it. So freeing.
thanks jennifer *passes buttery nipple*
Marcia $cientologists use a special formula, made from oats or something. And they wonder why the Travolta boy has "problems"...
Isn't it barley and placenta water?
Did it say "ladies"??
they kiss and cling too much for me to believe that they are an item.
oh, and also, he's got way too many anal warts for me to believe that they are an item.
oh, and also, he is disgusting. like, he's the type of gay that is in the back room of the seediest gay bar, spit shining army boots and seeing how far a traffic cone can be driven up his ample hole.
but, look at how happy kate holmes makes him.
i'm changing my mind...he is straight now.
I think she looks way too good to be with this nutjob.
kool aid is Everclear... woo hoo.
*dancing*
and cow urine I think
Yes, Scout. Barley water and sugar. So nutritious.
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:45 am | #
Hell Yea Bitch!
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:45 am | #
Exactly who are you referring to And, don't you have anything better to do than question our ability to be called a bitch without going postal?
*oops* too excited Kool aid and Everclear... it's kicking in...mixes well with Wellbutrin and Xanax
Two words: BANG TRIM
Please spare us the drapes in front of your eyes.
I could rag on this nut all day long but I've got to get work done. Tear him up people!!!
i agree with the white shoes being horrible. and the bangs....wtf is going on there? either trim that shit up or atleast side sweep it for crying out loud, no wonder she looks like she's squinting all the time.
Why is he dragging her ass out of the house a week after she gives birth? He's such a massive toolbox.
scout | 05.05.06 - 11:50 am | #
Shit Scout, you are going to make me feel guilty. not..
Where the F is Mouse at? I havent seen her lately!!
Anyone?
Someone please pass this Bitchy Slut a shot!!
Mk is a man, and he can call me bitch anytime he wants to.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.05.06 - 11:46 am | #
Gay men don't count! LOL
I guess since he got horrid bangs he forced her to get them as well. They should be called the Banger Sisters.
Don't...wanna....work. 
Wanna knock off early and go sinnin'.
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:45 am |
This is dlisted, not the real world. We embrace our inner bitch and slut. Try it. So freeing.
Jessucka | 05.05.06 - 11:47 am |
totally. i may have to be fake and nice to idiots while i'm at work, but this forum allows me to be awful and catty in a way only anonymity allows. i fuckin love it.
if you're really mean...you might get the pleasure of being called a bitch and slut yourself. maybe slutty bitch. shoot for the stars.
Actually, MK started the whole name called of Bitches and Sluts... so there
Where the F is Mouse at? I havent seen her lately!!
Anyone?
My Clit Hurts | 05.05.06 - 11:52 am | #
on vacation, St. Bart's
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 11:34 am |
They were not booties, they were blocks. I am not a Tom/Kate fan, however, cut the girl a little slack. Try reading the article that you posted yourself before you start talking $hit about anyone.
Gay men don't count! LOL
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:52 am | #
Get this fool, bitches! Do I have to say cunt 2 days in a row?!?!?
My Clit Hurts - The lucky bitch is in St. Bart's for EIGHT DAMN DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:53 am
Settle down camel toe! It was an accident. Quit being such a crabby bitch. Bitch.
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:45 am |
I'm like, "You're the bitch, bitch!"
what is it with you"ladies" calling eachother bitch and slut? Do you allow men to refer to you like that as well?
Anonymous | 05.05.06 - 11:45 am | #
yeh mostly when I am down on my knees
Settle down camel toe! It was an accident. Quit being such a crabby bitch. Bitch.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.05.06 - 11:54 am |
LOL, I was about to say something rude, but this made me laugh so hard I forgot...
I think he makes the poor girl more tired than the newborn does. He just strikes me as so manic and high-maintenance. She probably can't get a moment of peace when his ass is around.
Settle down camel toe! It was an accident. Quit being such a crabby bitch. Bitch.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 05.05.06 - 11:54 am | #
LBFF - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Anonymous, stop being such a slutty, bitch twat.
I know tons of people who lovingly refer to one another as Bitches and Sluts! No offense to MK but he isn't exactly the originator of that whole trend that is calling one's friends/homies bitches! Bitches!
My Clit Hurts - WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN YOU HOOKER?!!! YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE DORITO SQUAD AND YOU ABANDONED ME!!!!
katiescarlett!!!
fosho/katiescarlett
Gay men don't count?! Oh no you di-ent!!
LBFF - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
NoAnjl | 05.05.06 - 11:56 am | #
Get it straight, Anjl:
I FUCKING LOVE YOU, BITCH.
LBFF - What amazes me is when you call someone you know REALLY well a bitch and they look at you like you are SERIOUS! I had that happen recently and I actually apologized!!!!
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 11:34 am |
They were not booties, they were blocks. I am not a Tom/Kate fan, however, cut the girl a little slack. Try reading the article that you posted yourself before you start talking $hit about anyone.
Anonymous
I already apologized above. Try reading all the posts before you start talking shit, slut.
Morning NoAnjl, you funny ass, CT contest winning bitch!
I know cajun....I jokingly referred to my sister as a bitch a couple times this past weekend and I thought she was going to knock me out!
I like to call the people I love bitches, sluts, hookers, dumb-asses, skanks, twats, snatch sniffers, muff lickers, dick munchers, shit lickers, penis burglars, ass fuckers and Slutty McGhee's!!!!!!!!!! So to all of you D-listed fools - you are all big ol' SNATCH SNIFFERS! BITCHES!
She's Fat and he's a midget
Crouching Katie, Hidden Salami.
Ewww... I smell $cientologist.
SMITE!
I'm usually the one called a bitch, because I'm usually the one spouting cunty comments... Once the "bitch" word is out, there's no holds barred.
And yes, gay men count, and we call each other much worse words, especially in Spanish, puta fleje gamberra cerda puerca asquerosa maricona de mierda pendeja desgraciada!
LBFF what the fuck is up! I have been down at the Frito-Lay factory trying out some new munchies! Then a bunch of fucked up wacko fuck scientologists came in and brainwashed my dumb ass - this is the first time I was able to sneak away...I am still a little foggy - where the FUCK IS MOUSE!
bzbee | 05.05.06 - 11:58 am | #
fosho - Thanks BITCH! xo
WTF is a penis burlgar FOO?
is that like Loretta Bobbitt or something?
FUCKING HOOKERS! I LOVE YOU FUCKING SKANK WADDS!
Crazy - I call all my friends bitches! It's like a term of endearment or something.
Awwwwwww Katie looks so pretty and cute!!!! i wish i could be with tom too!!!!!!!!!
does anyone else think tom looks really cute with katie!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!
You mean Lorena Bobbitt. Or was that Loretta Swit?
Awww... we love you, too, Foo!! You bitch!
My Clit - we answered you above!! Mousie is in St. Bart's!!!
Prico - You must translate for me!!!!
puta fleje gamberra cerda puerca asquerosa maricona de mierda pendeja desgraciada!
I need some dirty rotten names to call my Latin BF in Spanish when he is acting like a little bitch. Which is like always.
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Sorry for all the girls...
But what a BIG GIRL !!!
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Tonton Ravachol the french fool but the best !
hey do u guys think they look really cute together???????!!!!!!!!!
Valerie alert!! Vince thread!
Prico - YOU cunty comments? No way....LOL...and what the fuck did you just say in Spanish????
Stoney - I called my husband "dog" and he looked at me crazy the other day, too! I was like "touchy, touchy"....dang....LOL
luv2dance!!!! | 05.05.06 - 12:03 pm | #
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?????????
AND NO!!!
prico - who is your av?
because i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous, stop being such a slutty, bitch twat.
jennifer | 05.05.06 - 11:56 am | #
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thanks...I guess
awwwww why not?!?!? their really sweet!!!
Fuck, I'm being forced to work. See you bitches later!
hey do u guys think they look really cute together???????!!!!!!!!!
luv2dance!!!!
No, we don't. Probably because we are not wearing our sekret $cientology homing device onesies and L. Ron brainwashing glasses!
How the hell could that unemployed scag afford a trip like that! DAMN i want her sugar daddy!
Aiight I will give anyone who will take my still loopy ass to St. Barts unlimited anal and multiple oraphis sex! Any takers? (How the hell do you spell oraphis anyway?)
My Clit Hurts - The cheeto sluts turned me to the dark side and I am actually an honorary member now. Mouse drugged my drink and forced me to be nice for 72 straight hours. Then she put me in a straightjacket and buried me alive in cheetos. Silly bitch!
huh?? that's silly, their a really sweet couple!!!!!!!!!!! i bet their baby is soooo cute!!!!!
'I called my husband "dog" and he looked at me crazy the other day, too! I was like "touchy, touchy"....dang....LOL'
LMAO!!
Ian Sommerhalder
Everytime I see pictures of Tom smiling, with his teeth exposed like that (particularly with those shades on), Michael Myers's (of Halloween horror movie fame) theme music plays in my head.
Awww, Foo Foo... You know at a kids party they always put the cheetos and doritos together in the same tray...
(How the hell do you spell oraphis anyway?)
Hell, who the fook knows? I read "blocks" as "booties!" Ask after I have mainlined my extra large espresso.
Tho it could be the trauma of these pictures so early in the a.m. My EYES!!
I called my nephew "cabron" not a week ago because I had crashed my new car and he laughed at me.
OOOOOOOOOOO MORE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA GO LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!
Oraphis?!?!? Um... orifice?
Looks like the Cruise PR machine is in the house, or it's just a REALLY STUPID 'TARD...
YOU GUYS COME LOOK AT THE NEW PICTURES!!!!!!!!
Prico - Seriously. I need to know some Spanish swear words. Good ones to call my BF. See my post to you above!
Aren't white shoes before Memorial Day illegal in the blue states? (In the red states, we're just happy if they're wearing shoes!)
Bitches and Ho's Bitches and Ho'w I'm gonna git me some bitches and ho's!!
I think someone at the Frito Lay factory gave me an anal wart - it hurts when I fart.
I MISS ALL MY FUCKIN BIATCHES!!!! Anon, Mouse, LBFF and all you other whores I forgot about!
Tell your latin BF you want him to Mange your hairless meat taco!
Happy Cinco de Mayo you snatch eatin cunts!
I did, hehe. I'm trying to think what can you call him that he won't be too shocked...
HOLY SHIT My Clit Hurts! Oh how I have missed your sorry ass!
Aren't white shoes before Memorial Day illegal in the blue states? (In the red states, we're just happy if they're wearing shoes!)
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 12:13 pm | #
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Prico - that looks about right....oriface. hmmm just didnt want any of you cock hungry whores calling me on my mis-spell. Since you all have prob been sucking cock all night I figured you would all be up in my anal warted ass for not spelling the shit right!
Prico - Oh no, give me some good ones with their English equivalents. He's from Argentina and he's a dirty bird so nothing will shock him.
hey i have a question can someone tell me what a cunt is the people on the other pictures wont tell me!!!!!
LBFF- Call your friend a lambiscone. It means the biggest kiss ass
hey i have a question can someone tell me what a cunt is?
luv2dance!!!!
Go look in the mirror.
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 12:17 pm | #
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
pretty please i really want to know!!!!!!!!
luv2dance = the real Valerie
Thanks Anon!
hey i have a question can someone tell me what a cunt is the people on the other pictures wont tell me!!!!!
luv2dance!!!!
I told ya. Go look in the mirror.
LBFF - I have been forced to actually finishe a project here at lame ass central.
So how is the DARK SIDE? I knew it would be sooner or later before those Dorito eatin coochie fucks would get you! Kidding...love to all...just why dont you all bury your faces in my juicy snatch - i buried a few things in there in honor of today...el lapiz, mi perro etc....come on YO!
no its not a reflection otherwise it wouldnt be a bad word would it?!?!!!!!!!!!!
a CUNT is actually a very nice adjective for someone you love or order fast food from...so you know what Luv2dance - GO THE FUCK TO McDonalds and tell those CUNTS you want a FUCKING McCHICKEN CUNT SANDWICH YOU fucking tart.
Depends on whose reflection it is, sweetness.
Yes, it's a huge compliment. Be sure to call your mother a cunt for Mother's Day. She'll be so happy!
My Clit Hurts - Heh. Heh. Well unfortunately I like those dumb cheeto eatin' coochie fucks now! Snort! Don't dissappear again bitch! I have to go eat lunch. Ciao!
everyone keeps giving me different things for cunt, which is the right one??
Or call up a family member and say "Hi, CUNT how the fuck are you" you may be removed from the Will but who the fuck cares. You probably sell your ass anyway and have lots of cash. I suck dick for $10 so I am sure your making close to my wad for the week.
PS: and in case any of you were still curious. MY FUCKIN CLIT STILL HURTS.
The Dorito Vagina Squad and the Cheeto Vagina Squad can live in harmony, Foo and Clit. There is a snack mix that has cheetos and doritos all in one bag. Snack rapture!
She looks way different to me.... do you get puffy after you give birth or right before? I mean there were pictures of her days before she had Suri - and I don't remember her looking like this. then again I don't know what it's like to be preggers either.
The Dorito Vagina Squad and the Cheeto Vagina Squad can live in harmony, Foo and Clit. There is a snack mix that has cheetos and doritos all in one bag. Snack rapture!
Jessucka | 05.05.06 - 12:24 pm | #
I agree!!!!
Bye bitches!
My Clit Hurts - Sorry it still fucking hurts after all this time!
she still loooks soooooooooooo pretty tho, i really love her with tom cruise!!!!!!!! but you all are still mean because u wont tell me what a cunt is!!!!!!!!!!
LBFF - that's cool. I was only a ball bustin cunt in here anyway....I share the love....always will even though I am a sarcastic bitch who likes to drop DA BOMB just like you my symbolic yet similar whore from another mutha! I miss your asses!
pretty pretty pretty please tell me really what a cunt is!??!
Luv2dance - Look down and spread your legs apart, now get a hand mirror, place it between your legs and look up at that stinky afro hair muffin you got laying between your legs. THAT IS A CUNT!! and your welcome for education 101. Now go shave the 70's afro cooch will ya!
wait your talkin about a vagina?!?!?! y do u say muffin then?? and whats an afro?!?
and thats kinda gross i think u should not talk about that word or that thing anymore!!!!!!!!!
oh jeezus!!!!! hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahha
hahahahahahhaha
Mk, you really should have an age requirement for this site!
LMAO!!!
luv2dance = Valerie wearing a tutu.
hey my names not valerie and i only wear a tutu when i have dance recitals, not all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Clit Hurts | 05.05.06 - 12:31 pm | #
luv2dance - you like this>>>>>>>>>>>>
hey thats another dirty word and no, i do not like it!please change your picture to something nicer, theres lots ofcute things to put up!!!!!
here's a suggestion. quit twirling around and open that grammar book
(you my also want to check out 'my body, myself' or 'so that's where I came from!')
She looks tremendous.
I wonder if Tom has allowed her parents to visit the grand kid yet? doubt it.
I think its always nice to wear a dark bath towel to a gala event. i can't beieve i'm going to say this but tom looks good in the face in the first shot - he's still a dick
I think they're cute together. I've been brainwashed!
LMFAO!! Tom is wearing heels...omg the picture!!LOL Can't......breathe...
silent...laugh...mode...
LBFF call your boyfriend pendejo, that always works for me
Tom Cruise actually looks pretty hot in the first pic.
who are these fucking retards who stand out there and cheer this maniac on. they've got to be the same 30% cultists who support that drunken fool in the white house.
anon | 05.05.06 - 11:36 am | #
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
um...Did anybody else notice the shoes?!
Gross..
I'm no fashion stylist but I am almost positive those Sunday Grandma Pure White shoes don't go with that dress!
She looks like crap. She was thinner when she was suppose to be pregnant. Couldn't she comb her hair? I mean come on, she's going to a premier and what's with the dress?
Tom is on the View right now... and I just can't watch anymore ass kissing! I mean, the women might as well line up and KISS HIS FRIGGIN ASS!!! Everything he says is applauded..... OMG I've lost respect for Joy too.... I never ever thought she was capable of this pathetic behavior, but she's worse than Star! Uh huh I said it.... She's worse than Star with the suckin' up ass kissin'!!
it doesn't even look like her...
I guess your face changes when you give birth??
Blanche Deveraux - Thanks!
Is luv2dance supposed to be funny? God damn I wish she'd go the fuck away, stupid poser.
her hair is fug. she needs to go with the bangless look. bangs are so not her.
She looks like she is going to burst out crying any second. I bet she has Post Partum Depression! That would be so funny! And I would love if she went all psycho on his ass.
Shell-babe, I saw that too. I almost threw up. I was surprised Joy didn't get up in his face about Scientology and all that; but I think most people are scared to do that now. I think if they rub Tom the wrong way, the Scientologists make their lives miserable.
she's all out acting for the big bucks.. and gathering up nutsy-koo-koo public evidence of what that Guy is, stands for and .. I think Tom's gonna get kicked to the curb and Holme's is gonna laugh her head off, restraining order in hand..all the way to the bank without him.
T-Gay & Fakie bought a publicity baby to parade around on occasion.
T-Gay's publicist: Have him come out in public, & stand strong for the Gay community! Only way to salvage his image.
Why oh why is watching this downward celebrity spiral so incredibly entertaining?
It's kind of spiritual.
Is that Katie? Oops...I mean "Kate". She is sure looking an awful lot like Katherine McPhee these days. They could be twins.
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!!!!!!!
American Idol's Katharine McPhee will replace Katie Holmes in Hollywood now that Katie is a fembot/Stepford wife.
And yes, gay men count, and we call each other much worse words, especially in Spanish, puta fleje gamberra cerda puerca asquerosa maricona de mierda pendeja desgraciada!
pricolatino | 05.05.06 - 12:01 pm | #
LOL Prico, you forgot "canto'e cuero, loca cuereje, flejetrona"... Shit, I need a gay friend, STAT!!
Little Bunny Foo Foo:
you can use these ones:
pelotudo de mierda
boludo del orto
and the softer, even cute one:
gil de goma
besos from this argentinian girl!!!!
are the bangs covering the lobotomy scars, or antennae?
DJ, its my birthday too! Happy Birthday. Mine is actually tomorrow though.
is it me or does she look out of place here, kind of alice in wonderlandish. shes a freakshow.
Remember how he hates when she sticks out her tongue when she smiles? Notice shes not doing that anymore?
Control freak.
She looks like a giant next to him and her shoes look like something my Grandma used to wear. She actually genuinely looks happy but it's prob. cuz of the happy pills she's on like when she appeared on Letterman totally out of her head on some kind of pills...
what sorta sack is she wearing?
Thanks Vanina! Besitos!
Nicole Kidman must just vomit when she sees pics like these.
He looks like a restaurant host in that last shot.
Or a sleazy restaurant owner.
Ugh. Poor girl.
Okay other than needing a haircut and a better dress, she looks totally normal for just giving birth a couple weeks ago. She is puffy from the water retention that happens from the epidural. I think she and Tom are really happy and in love. Why is it so farfetched that they could be? Stranger things have happened. Can't we give them a dang break now that the baby is finally here. She was 2 weeks overdue and I bet she gained about 60 pounds in her pregnancy. Come on...no fake pillow, no timing it with MI3....Let's leave them be.
Christ, she really sold out.
(yeah. creative comment, huh? really plumbed the depths for that one. *yawn*)
ButterflyGurl is a plant from T-Gay's cronies
You guys sure are pitless. I love their crazy asses.
Okay other than needing a haircut and a better dress, she looks totally normal for just giving birth a couple weeks ago. She is puffy from the water retention that happens from the epidural. I think she and Tom are really happy and in love. Why is it so farfetched that they could be? Stranger things have happened. Can't we give them a dang break now that the baby is finally here. She was 2 weeks overdue and I bet she gained about 60 pounds in her pregnancy. Come on...no fake pillow, no timing it with MI3....Let's leave them be.
ButterflyGurl | 05.05.06 - 5:18 pm | #
I agree with you, I must have an implant too because whatever the case may be, Katie entered into this under her own free will and whether they want to pretend to be happy or they are really happy it's of no consequense. I like them together in all of their craziness.
Candy - PLANT!
Candy - PLANT!
tazi3 | 05.05.06 - 5:54 pm | #
Oh well
KATIE LOOKS REALLY PRETTY BUT THE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!
KATIE PLEASE GET A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. AND WHITE ONES WITH THAT DRESS? STOP THE PAYLESS GO TO BARNEY'S AND GET YOURSELF SOMETHING NICE. IT IS NOT AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY - NICE SHOES I MEAN.
jesus being with tom has aged her about 30 years! she looks liek shit
Nothing says "natural" like these 2. Those fakey kisses, grimace/smiles, and all the posing. It's got to be exhausting!
Apart from the vacant eyes i think she looks prettier holding a bit more weight on her face
I am sure that Star Jones approves of her white Payless Shoe Source Shoes...........yetch!
Little Bunny Foo Foo, I would look that hot too, if I had just given birth to a Sealy Foster Pedic Pillow!
She is an ass and he is an ass-hat!
Dumb effers!
TC is so damned tiny! Have any of his beards been his height or shorter?... Not even Penelope Cruize, who's pretty petite. TC is in lifts too, so you know he's a damned midget. A sue-crazy, in-the-closet, cult-member, bi-polar midgetman.
I think Katie looks good for just having a baby. I think she is cute in most of the pictures but those fucking white shoes have to go!
dsafsfsd
poor, sad katie...she looks good for just giving birth; maybe a little more weight suits her, but tommy boy ain't havin' that shit, poor thing
whoever said katie will never be allowed to be sexy again, cosign.
and i swear tom and xenu are feeding off the soul of that girl, cuz tom has never looked more radiant and healthy, damn him to hell!! i hate that fuckin' douche...
backshot pic: priceless
She didnt deserve better. She sold herself.
S t e p f o r d W i f e!
I think they both look happy and in love.
So creepy; this is a poster for "Lives Ruined by Denying You Are Gay". Just fess up, Tom, and then you can get out from under Scientology's thumb. You won't need to keep funneling money their way; you can like men openly; you can keep all your earnings and have no more secrets. Sound good?
http://www.themoviespoiler.com/S...oilers/
mi3.html
So no-one took the opportunity to shoot these two cunts in the head then? That's a shame.
warning movie spoiler
http://www.themoviespoiler.com/S...oilers/
mi3.html
I do not believe that she had a baby. They either adopted or had a surrogate. Her breasts are too small for just giving birth. She is wearing a baggy dress. She gained weight, but not enough for a pregnancy, pre and post. No pregnancy mask either.
She looks miserable. Tom looks crazy as usual, he has always made me sick, more so now. I have a friend who has a friend who is a high end escort, did Tom. Tom insisted that his face be in the pillow so he wouldn't be recognized. Duh, whatever! LOL
Enough already, please be gone. Or, come out and be a man about it.
What is the Pulp Fiction quote? "That is some fucked up repugnant shit." Hands down.
"That is some fucked up repugnant shit." Hands down.
BlissBoo
hello!!!?
white shoes?
it's not even memorial day yet!
freakin' zombie
Whats with the blatent "RED" circular mark on her right hand in all the pics where you can see her right hand??? - is it a CULT thing or what - or just a Scientology thing??? - Can someone please comment on that - I have noticed its in all her pics - its a RED CIRCLE like stamp like you get going to a night club - on her right hand!!!!
Whats with the blatent "RED" circular mark on her right hand in all the pics where you can see her right hand??? - is it a CULT thing or what - or just a Scientology thing??? - Can someone please comment on that - I have noticed its in all her pics - its a RED CIRCLE like stamp like you get going to a night club - on her right hand!!!!
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