anna nicole is a hot mess
Crossing fingers that it is an IBC root beer. Who am I kidding! We wouldn't love her if she wasn't drug addled, drunk and stupid.
looks like Aaron Carter or Jess McCarthy.....
Howard K. Stern is just jealous he's not the father! 
there goes his mealticket......
Only ANS could come up with a shyster named Howard Stern. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anna-" No, I don't need a bottle opener. I brought my own." (points at teeth)
I thought it said Larry Dickhead.
Is she wearing a Hooter's shirt???
She is funny
um...somehow i don't think ANS will be too concerned about how her actions will effect the development of her fetus. she's continue boozing and trim-spa-ing and that baby will be lucky to have Harvey as a friend.
Man she is NASTY!! i mean she used to be hot but then she got all retarted
Do you seriously think a minor detail like being pregnant would stop her from getting fucked up? Ummm....I doubt it.
She is wearing a Hooters shirt. Check out the to go box. Good call. What class.
this picture must be old because theres still halloween decorations in the backround! lol!
Man she is NASTY!! i mean she used to be hot but then she got all retarted
BonchMistress | 05.05.06 - 11:59 am | #
You mean retarded?????
HAHAHAHAH!
she's got a harvey in the oven...
bzbee, either way! Looks like I'm the RETARDED one who hasnt woken up yet! lol!
Maybe she was working there??? JK
bzbee, either way! Looks like I'm the RETARDED one who hasnt woken up yet! lol!
BonchMistress | 05.05.06 - 12:01 pm | #
No worries! I thought you were just drunk already! Good eye with the Halloween decorations, though!
Wow if that bitch is preggers it would cause me to take a stiff drink just to handle it.
Anybody ever seen a barbie head with makeup done by a five year old?
Yeah that's probably what her baby would look like and covered with some type of pink fur.
oh you know she has a nasty old snatch
Breaks my heart!
Pregnant, about to be filthy rich and.... a total waste!
Valerie in the Vince thread!!!!!!!!!1
No worries! I thought you were just drunk already! Good eye with the Halloween decorations, though!
bzbee | 05.05.06 - 12:02 pm
Dude i wish i was drunk right now! It's better than being at work!! lol
BonchMistress: so you must work for the government too, eh?
I love the fact that they are eating at fucking Hooters! I love/hate this bitch!
fishsticks paltrow would approve of ANS and her preggers beer drinking
I'minlovewithastripper
LOL no! I'm a stupid secretary for a 7 foot tall man with high blood pressure! and he has lots of bad days! THATS why i wish i was drunk lol
at least if it comes out blind or retarded it won't know what a drunken whore she is.
BonchMistress:
Can you get into his well? Then do the ANS nasty with him. Don't forget me when you're rich, my love!
Geez-usss...I mean his 'will'...I guess getting into his 'well' might work too if it comes to that! HAHAHAHAHA
that baby will be retarded...
nature vs. nurture.
if her chemicals don't retard it up, then her raising it will.
RE:SPF
LOL!! See? YOu should have a few drinks to! it's Cinco De Mayo!
I wonder if he goes to school with her son?
Fuck that, I work for the feds I'm already hung over...
You think she'll pop a Harvey or a Junior?? For that poor kid's sake let's hope Halle Berry adopts the little thing. The parade of cheating losers would be better for mini anna than miss pill popping, crazy, I got a pwettty dwess smith.
ew he looks too much like her other kid to me
Fuck that, I work for the feds I'm already hung over...
I'minlovewithastripper | 05.05.06 - 12:19 pm | #
Hell ya! Thats how it's done!
Her Lawyer Howard Stern is a loser... but he's like her little side kick. Wonder if that scary assistant Kim is still tailing behind too.
Didn't she meet her late sugar daddy at HOOTERS?
GO YANKEES 
i would love to see her getting fucked in the butt and making retarded noises. so awesome.
is that really anna nicole? I mean she is in a hooters in a waitress uniform?! I know shes crazy but... any hooter blonde could look like anna ? thoughts???
No suprise they were all 'lovey dovey' at frickin' Hooters!
Geeez!!!!
She met her late sugar daddy at the strip club she worked at. Perhaps Hooters was the stepping stone to the club.
nikki6, correct, blondes with fake tits are a dime a dozen. It could be someone else.
How old is Anna Nicole?
Instead of worrying about taking her Trimspa bitch should be remembering to take the pill. I do love this hot mess though!
He looks hot. He's totally in for the money.Smart guy.Marry her.Ditch her and come get me.
She's wearinf scrunchies in her hair. That poor destitute girl. Why can't her stepson have a heart and give this woman some money so she can get new hair accessories?
Oh my god. What a travesty. Someone please prevent her from spawning. It's like the 2nd coming after Spederline
I think "retarded" is a given.
hard to tell if he's hot or not, must be a dim-wit to go out w/her though
Why can I never access the Star or Enquirer sites? It's been 'oject not found' for months, but everyone else can see it. I'm beginning to get paranoid!
If she is preggers, I hope she's not drinking that beer. I wouldn't put it past her ass. I hope that baby doesn't come out retarded or blind.
I'm still not convinced that SHE isn't retarded.
Poor "If it's true" Baby!
I suddenly got an image of poor little Harvey in my head. Does this mean that our American Version of Jordan will have Bobby trendy making the babes clothes for her?
i would hope she's not pregnant, those two are surrounded by a pitcher of beer and it looks like she has a full glass AND a bottle going at the same time, LOL. LIiiKE mY BoODdyYy?!
I've always wondered how low her IQ is. she used to be extremely beautiful, but I've always suspected she had a Forrest Gump type of retardation. normal looking but challenged.
she should look into birth control...
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS, BITCH IS AT HOOTERS...SWEET DATE.
MK, beer or not, the kid will still come out retarded. Look at who the parents are.
(I dont know who the father is but I'll go out on a limb and say he prolly isn't a nuclear physicist or a neurosurgeon. - although the idea of Anna Nicole dating one would be kind of interesting and funny... good basis for a sitcom of some kind, or something. yeah... I'm full of peachy ideas today)
Why wasn't this BF on her Reality Series? Maybe he didn't tap her when she was fat. Poor, lovesick Howard K. Stern. . . .
Oh God his gay too!!!
She is the DEFINITION OF HOT MESS!!!
I can't even imagine how a baby would turn out with all of that TrimSpa (and other assorted substances) coursing through it's system. It's got no chance. If it inherits Anna's brain then it will be like this big O. If it's on Trimspa, then it will probably shrink it to this size o. 
Forget about the beer. Wouldn't having Anna Nicole Smith as your mother inherently make you retarded?
I guess he really liked her body.
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