Wait...what were Vince and Jen doing in Chechnya?
I think i dont like him!
I want her with someone cuter, nicer, better.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
meh
Yeah Jennifer is way out of his leage!
stop tryin so hard Val
My heroin!
No I didn't misspell it...
MK you are so much more interesting than these two wankers.
'What the hell is civil uprising? What the hell is Checnya?'
Fuck you Sunny!I wouldnt try for your slut ass if you would pay me!
nice language BITCH!!!!!!!!!LOL
I see him and I think Rodney Dangerfield.
Sunny and Valerie
MEEE-OOWWWWWW
That's not the real Valerie *sigh*
Yeah me too!He is just not atrractive to me!
Stoney I thought not --she wouldn't use that language!LOL
Ask Angelina Jolie, she's been to Chechnya.
Valerie and Sunny - Just a TAD bit of hostility for a Friday, eh? I guess I missed something....LOL
CRAZYCAJUN it's just a joke
Girls, play nice. Take your meds...
I love Vince!!!
StoneyBaloney its me dont worry!I am just myself again and i would like to apoligaze for the last couple of days i was on....um...not feeling good.But i am fine again and am ready to join you hate meen bitches.But i am still not tallking shit about Victoria Beckham!
he reminds me of a puffer fish
i love vince. angelina will go after his ass next.
Sunny i love hate you bitch!
I think he has to have the biggest in Hollywood!I mean look at his foot they are huge!
Girls, play nice. Take your meds...
wtf | 05.05.06 - 12:09 pm | #
oh almost forgot--we're JOKING people!
Valerie is THE best!! back at ya!
Why don't they just fess up? It isn't even that interesting, but its so obvious that they're shagging! Enough with the bullshit mystery already!
Angelina probably alredy had his ass before Jennifer we know she fucked half the Hollywood!
He's kind of bloated.
I don't think this is the real Valerie. The real Valerie doesn't swear. She just acts like she's on the biggest acid trip EVER.
I know who cares if they are fucking each other!
i like these two together. they just seem grounded to me.
They dont interest me.
Its me LBFF like i said i wasnt myself lately and sorry for all the land/peter pan/tinker bell shit!
I was ...um let just say not at home!
But know i am and i swear when i am not.....!So deal with it bitch!
Right now, Jennifer is crying through her pilates session over being publicaly denied by Vince. Like we don't know they are together, stupid fuckers.
I want her with someone cuter, nicer, better.
large_sized_teen | 05.05.06 - 12:02 pm | #
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that would only be possible if she were cuter, nicer, better...did i mention cuter?
Yeah pretty boring these two!
Fake Valerie - Shut up slut. Quit being a douche bag and bring me a beer. Bitch.
LBFF FUck off bitch.I hate beer!
And your mother is fake slut!
Hummm...somthing's fishy. She's definately making a little more sense than the real Valerie, but her sentence structure is eerily the same. When did you start swearing bitch?
*yawn*
GO YANKEES 
someone poop in his mouth, squeeze his lips together and shake him until he chokes to death on your poop.
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!
vince vaughn is a dumbshit.
but, i'm going to see this movie because a friend of mine is in it.
I like Vince less and less each day. Its the curse of the maniston.
Fake Valerie - Settle down Beavis. Go take your meds.
I'll talk to you bitches after lunch!
He seems like he'd snap if given the chance. He's only upping his publicity by being 'mysterious' about his relationship with Rachel Green.
I started swearing since i was a little girl!But like i said i wasnt myself lately hence the land shit!
But i am here joining your meen vaginas!Deal with my new self bitches!I had relevation and i am enjoing it!You guys are bettre than Oprah!
Hmm Vince was in MMS... I wonder how much Brad paid him to take Jen off his hands? You know, like how Vince's character in Wedding Crashers had to go through all that shit because Owen Wilson wanted McAdams?
Rachel Green wouldnt come neer his shit!
Valerie, go talk to luvs2dance. She's about your age I think. You guys can discuss cunts.
LBFF - your mother is a fake slut? and you have been tellin us she has been a real slut all this time? You lyin biatch! GREAT now I have to look to Valerie for info! Damn i thought you loved my genital wart luvin ass!
Stoney RIGHT! Isnt there an age limit in here to at least me at PMS age?
luvs2dance is Valerie in a tutu.
Val, your revelation obviously didn't include spell check!
Stoney Baloney dont be jealous on my youth slut your days are gonne!
Yeah even do i fell a lot better you whores need to deal with my spelling because it will stay nasty!Deal with it bitches!"
Right, I'm so old that my 26 year old tits are sagging already! NOT!
Look the truth in the eyes your tits will be to the floor in a couple of years bitch.You are almost old.Its down hill from there!
LBFF -- you crack me up (and I like you, too, because you're a Chicago girl like me). I took my meds today (I hope you approve) and am trying to procure a beer for you -- any preferences? Hey, do you think you and I can go visit Vince & Jen when they move to Lake Forest?
Vince used to be TOTAL HOTNESS -- has anyone seen "The Locusts" or "Clay Pigeons"? Vince dancing around in briefs with a cowboy hat on was so sexy, which is weird because I'd hate that look on anyone else!
I so hate it when Celebs dont answer the question are you dating this shit.A simple yes or no will do.
It's not like we care.We just want to know.
Oh we care!
OH NO YOU DIDN'T VALERIE!
*lasers shooting from eyes*
At least I'm old enough to get past the doorman and drink a cocktail and fuck in my own apartment you filthy rabid child! Go get fingered in your neighbor's car and cry about it!
Stoney Baloney that was nasty turn that laser down a noch whore!
Face it in a couple of years you will have the privilage,after you wake up in the morning,to say gosh floors are cold today!Stay saggy slut!
Blah blah blah. Vince is a funny guy but together they are BORING.
ok, that was kind of funny you whore!! Bravo! You're catching on!
I know i still have a lot to learn!But i have someone to learn from.You are funny slut!
loves it!! 
Moist for Meloni | 05.05.06 - 12:53 pm | #
vince is the hottest wet dream ever in Clay Pidgeons and Swingers. For Sure.
David Letterman is such an old bitty.
Would anyone else kill Paul Schaeffer if they had the chance? B/c I certainly would
Seems to me like the box office for The Break Up will decide the future of Vaughniston so he's being careful with his words in case he dumps her ass later. He can just say "Hey, we were friends and it was fun".Did I say anywhere we were a couple?bwahaha.
Moist for Meloni - I am much happier when all you silly sluts take your meds so thank you! Yeah, we'll go up to Lake Forest and lure Vince away from that fugly-ass Chinnifer Maniston! Load up the ratwagon cuz we are going on a road trip!
Road Trip?! Sign me up. I'll bring the Bud Light.
Vaughniston = House of Boredom
it's too soon to say I like her, as I have only been shacking up with her for a little while, and we have to wait and see what happens? What a loser.. nawh both of them.
House of Boredom = Tranquilizers
House of Boredom = Anesthesia
Who gives a shit about Vaughn and MANiston?! Ugly couple & I'm sick of hearing about them.
He reminds me of a pudgy child molester.
She reminds me of a junior high school boy trying to pretend to be a girl.
Both are disgusting.
I guess her vajayjay is not all that. They don't have chemistry on/off screen.
FORTHELOVEOFGOD will SOMEBODY PLEASE introduce me to this uber hunk-o-man!?!?!?!
I will leave my husband for him........I swear I would!
*slinks off with tail between legs*
He looks like Frankenstein minus the bolts.
^you can barely see the stitches
"I'm not saying we are or aren't a couple.
Jesus H Christ, Vince, have you been with so few women in your life that you don't know that WAS NOT the right thing to say?
So, how was the couch? Comfy?
well, the good thing is if he ain't claiming her, we won't have to hear Chinny whine about it later in some mag.
He looks like an effing mortician in that photo...or the corpse. 
2pink!!!!
PREPARE TO BE BITCH SLAPPED.......BITCH!
Pageant Gal, hon, you have great taste. Vince in "Clay Pigeons" -- that scene where he takes that dame from behind -- had me hot and bothered for like forever. Rawwwrrr!
LBFF -- I'll take my meds, bring a big supply of beer for you, bring rope, arsenic for Chiniston and then go crazy on their asses in pretentious Lake Forest. Hey, my ex lives there -- all he cares about are appearances. My car's too nice to be a rat wagon, but I may bring my neighbor's tarantula, Pinky, to make the car a bit scary. We'll probably need a cult deprogrammer to get him away from the Chin.
she was desperate to be attached because brad was. she should have held out for something better. she does not seem into him.
his hairline aint a good thing. some men look good bald and he aint gonna be one of them.
I will take him bald, oiled, greased, dipped in shortening even..any way I can get him.......HE IS MINE DAMMIT!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME, I AM A PSYCHO FAN AND CRAZED FOR THE MAN.......
carry on...
OneVooDoo... I just seen him on Dave tonight and I thought he looked HOT! I want a piece of his ASS! I think you will have to share. 
OMG! I just saw him too, you must be on the West Coast you hot mama!
Okay, I have decided that I will share with you Sassy, and we will enbibe in a Vince Vaughn Sandwich! YUM YUM!
Don't you love his cute laugh and sweet little-boy smile?!?!?!?!
I adore him, and can tell that he truly is a man of integrity...... you have excellent taste Sassy!
Vince was the best part of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Seriously!
Lol. VV was a joke in Mr.and Mrs. Smith. Btw,
Alice must be a Maniston freak. Vince is a joke period. Aniston is still ugly and look like a man.
Hey, OneVooDooVixen! How are ya?
No, you are lost and your a seceret Angelina Jolie radical freak who is out to slam JA and Vince. You are a pathetic little hater and you have no life. Freak!
Alice must be a Maniston freak. Vince is a joke period. Aniston is still ugly and look like a man.
YOU GUYS ARE LOST | 05.06.06 - 10:40 am | #
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don't claim to know me fool...
Vince hot?hahahahaha, maybe 10 years ago but his bloated buddy, the puffy eyes, the continous balding process make him look anything but hot.He is still better looking than Maniston though and if he heard my advice he'd dump her ass and go run after bimbos, like he used to do before.
I saw him on Letterman and he was freaking out.What the fuck is wrong with him?Me thinks they're keeping this charade until the movie release, staying together for some months to save face and then voila! The true break up follows. You think Vince has the patience to hear to that whiny ass like Brad did for 7 years?You're dead wrong. Vince is preparing to take off, mark my words.
The clip they showed was unfunny too.
Hey 2 pink you hot little tramp you!
I am nothing less than excellent today! I would be even better if I had Vince's phone-number.......or even better if I had his hot mess on top of me.......the list goes on and on!
too many rabid brangelina fans on this thread. their psychosis shines through.
I agree with news flash....the "BAMZ" stalkers are rampant.
They are the biggest haters and they are total hypocrites.
VooDooVixen aka Vince's future | 05.06.06 - 12:52 pm | #
Please. I even like the guy.I can't stand Maniston but than she earned the dislike 1000 times over. You don't have to be a hater to see that the guy looks like shit and the movie is unfunny.Poor Vince.
^ rabid brangelina fan. nice try making it look like you're not but your comment made no sense and proves it.
give it up. you're bussssssss-ted.
now run back to justjared with all the other bamz losers.
No, we don't care anymore. Not at all. Aniston is a homely has-been hurtling towards 40 and Vaughn is a nice enough guy who has partied too hearty and lost his looks. Aniston's PR pit bull, Huvane, must be ready to slit his wrists at the downward trajectory of her career--what more can he do?
VINCE IS A JOKE JUST LIKE JA. THESE 2 BELONG TOGETHER, DUMB N DUMBER. VINCE IS SO CREEPY LOOKING,JEN LOOKS LIKE A OLD MAN.
Jen does look boring. She looks like one of those chicks who goes to the mall and buys shit from the gap every weekend.
voodoo ugly face, mind your own business, slut. for the love of god, get your nappy hair fixed.
^ STFU brangelina loving moron. go french kiss your brother and wear a vial of blood around your neck.
whore.
hahahahahahahahahahaha thanx UN, you made me laugh very hard tonight you stupid hater. Oh, yeah, I am just sooooooooo ugly aren't I?!?!?!?! Let's see your picture you ass-hat!
This picture is very old.......vintage........from the 80s you idiot........no, I don't wear my hair like this anymore, but it is a fun, old pic and I thought I would post it.......why am I expalining myself to the likes of you...........you little bamz freak.......fuck off!
NEXT!
^ yes you are bytch. Get a make-over, fast. You look like you are lost in the 50s, pathetic.
Vince is to big and stupid to be handsome. Aniston deserves him, being she is old and ugly.
I don't know who looks the worst. Vince or Voodoo bitch. They both need a complete make-over. Probably wouldnt help. So VV is cheating on JA too. Makes sense. Who wants the ugly old lady. She favors voodoo bitch.
^ STFU Tammy from VA. I know it's you crazy old hag bitch. What happened? fadedyouth banned your fat pimply ass?
Whorelna jolie just called. she wants you to lick her asshole clean. she has diarrhea.
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