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Wow-KFed and Britny look especially lovely in the last pic...the white socks and flip flops are a classy touch.
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05.05.06 - 12:23 pm | #
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that is the funniest shit ever! and jeez how i love that last picture.
Morticia |
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05.05.06 - 12:24 pm | #
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Britney's treetrunk legs make me fucking ILL.
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05.05.06 - 12:25 pm | #
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What the hell is Britney wearing? a towel?
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05.05.06 - 12:25 pm | #
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Wish I was as stylish as K-Fed.
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05.05.06 - 12:25 pm | #
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MK, 
Posh would have a fit if she saw him dressed like this.
GO YANKEES 
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05.05.06 - 12:25 pm | #
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I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate socks with flip flops or sandals. You guys have enough money for a pedi. Invest!
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05.05.06 - 12:25 pm | #
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He's killin' me the thong sandals and those thick ass white socks.
renee |
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05.05.06 - 12:26 pm | #
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Eek! Socks with flip flops? When I first started dating my husband, he did that because he was self conscious about his feet but I told him to cut that shit out and he hasn't done it since.
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05.05.06 - 12:26 pm | #
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Britney makes me so sick when I look at her. She looks sooooo trashy. I mean I've seen people in wal-mart at 3 am that look better than her....
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05.05.06 - 12:27 pm | #
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Has someone already marketed the little magnetic dress-up doll things of Britney and KFed yet? That would be endless hours of entertainment for me.
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05.05.06 - 12:28 pm | #
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K-Fed has camel toes... what a nice piece of shit art he is
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05.05.06 - 12:29 pm | #
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stupid; the first two photos are of him after football...dumbass
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05.05.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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Well K-Fed is wearing flip flops and socks which is worse than sandals, none of the others have fallen to that level of shame and disgrace yet. Shitney's towel isn't exactly easy on the eyes either. I bet they have little Sean drapped in a used cheetos bag. Classy Trash!
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05.05.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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the comparision of these two should not be allowed, they don't even compare
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05.05.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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Oh my god what has happend to David Beckham?He is still hot you cant fool me David you can wear all shit you want you are hot!Please ask you wife what to wear before you go out!Like usually!
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05.05.06 - 12:32 pm | #
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They could both wear wife beaters and one would look HOT and the other like someone let him out of his trailer
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05.05.06 - 12:32 pm | #
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K-Fed has camel toes... what a nice piece of shit art he is
Tabatha | 05.05.06 - 12:29 pm |
Holy Shit! I almost fell out of my chair at that! That's beautiful " Shit Art" I'm gonna keep that one in mind! 
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05.05.06 - 12:32 pm | #
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Ewww times 1 billion! I can't stand it when men do that shit with socks and sandals, aaaargh! Its up there with baseball caps on backwards, man pris, suit jackets with jeans and my pet hate; denim jackets and jeans worn at the same time. Sick and wrong!
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05.05.06 - 12:32 pm | #
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and the sock and sandal thing for Beckham is completely a soccer thing, who wants to wear cleats everywhere
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05.05.06 - 12:33 pm | #
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What's up with Beckham's head in the first pic? Lobotomy scar?
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05.05.06 - 12:33 pm | #
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Bzbee,
LOL great idea for Shitney and FERALin--dress 'em up dolls! Hey, it could be fun! Like instead of going shopping at the mall for stuff to wear they can go to the garbage dump and look for stuff. 
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05.05.06 - 12:34 pm | #
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On the other hand, Posh is looking especially lovely beside him in the 3rd picture down.
Bug Spray |
05.05.06 - 12:34 pm | #
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He has a nice head and that is not a scar!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 12:34 pm | #
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Bug Spray,
LOL duna nuna nuna nuna BAT POSH!!!! 
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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Fooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Harley Bitch Barbie |
05.05.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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Bug Spray stope it!But you made me laugh,bitch now stop!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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Foo, where are you??????????????
She's back!!!!!!
Hey Katie,um, er, I mean Valerie....Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!! Are you off your meds today, dear?
Harley Bitch Barbie |
05.05.06 - 12:37 pm | #
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last pic = the k-feds on the way home from the dollar store where they bought brit some new flip flops
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05.05.06 - 12:37 pm | #
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Harley Bitch barbie a nice hello to you too slut!Like i said i wasnt myself the last couple of days but i am back to normal!So dont make me hurt you whore!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 12:39 pm | #
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LOL duna nuna nuna nuna BAT POSH!!!!
Long Island Irish
I love her codpiece. I wonder if they come with diamonds on them?
Bug Spray |
05.05.06 - 12:39 pm | #
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Even in batman ccostume she looks good way bettre than some bitches!So lay off insect!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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Oh I know and her pointy ears are just darling!
Too bad theres too much cloth there for Britney, she looks like a bat anyway.
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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Good Lord! Britney actually went out in public, wearing that? They give "white trash" a bad name.
Jasmin |
05.05.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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Bitch, bring it! I'm so glad you're back to "normal". I'd hate to tell my kids I beat down a heavily medicated special needs person1
Harley Bitch Barbie |
05.05.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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Calm down Valerie, I'm saying that Britney looks like a bat, not posh. Actually posh has a nice fashion sense in many photos. Shitney wears towels to the cinema so she's the one I'm going after.
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 12:43 pm | #
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Jasmin,
White trash weeps with shame when they see these two. Who would leave the house liike that? They must be on something....poor Sean. 
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 12:44 pm | #
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becks could wear a burlap sack and tainted blood and i would probably still pop a big ole boner.
tim |
05.05.06 - 12:44 pm | #
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but becks makes it look better...
spin sycle |
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05.05.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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The same goes for Brad Pitt!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 12:47 pm | #
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I SMITE insects. Come a little closer...
Bug Spray |
05.05.06 - 12:48 pm | #
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Valerie, you get a boner when you see Brad Pitt?
Bug Spray |
05.05.06 - 12:48 pm | #
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No i said Brad could look good in anything you fucking insect!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 12:50 pm | #
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If it's any consolation at all I think K-Fed would look good in a coffin.
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 12:51 pm | #
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Valerie, you said a red word. Now you're going to have to do 400 e-meters and a hail Mary!
Irish, a coffin on K-Fug? Oh, we could only dream! What color satin lining should we chose for him?
Bug Spray |
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Long Island Irish | 05.05.06 - 12:51 pm | #
bwahahaha :D
Opinionatedwon |
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05.05.06 - 12:53 pm | #
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valerie, would you fuck brad pitt's ass with your rubber-banded clit?
tim |
05.05.06 - 12:53 pm | #
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NO,NO i want him to fuck me!Oh and please leave my clit alone its depressed today!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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Hard question Bug Spray--don't rednecks like fake wood trims? Maybe some nice coon skin would help....
Opionionatedwon,
LOL I'm glad you liked that confession. 
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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Oh, yeah. A coon-skin coffin. Or maybe some nice squirrel...
Bug Spray |
05.05.06 - 12:56 pm | #
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Long Island and Bug Spray - don't forget that he'd probably go for a double wide.
fo sho |
05.05.06 - 12:56 pm | #
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That is THE trashiest picture I've ever seen of them and there are plenty of trashy ones to pick from!

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05.05.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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I did hit David.He's such a hottie.
But why the hell will you wear flip flops to wear socks?
Bitch plz.
Jean |
05.05.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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Long Island... You crack me up. i wanna be as funny as u guys... i just insert my opinion and hope to join in. haha
Opinionatedwon |
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05.05.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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valerie, sorry. you should tickle it...you'll feel better, then.
tim |
05.05.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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Yeah trashy is the new black!Wear it bitches!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 12:58 pm | #
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Bug Spray--squirrel! Perfect. Oh how sweet it would be to lock him in a coffin alive with a rabid squirrel. Ah how lovely his dying screams would sound....
Fo sho,
Britney should go in the coffin with him so lets try a triple wide. 
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05.05.06 - 12:58 pm | #
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Long Island and Bug Spray - don't forget that he'd probably go for a double wide.
fo sho
Right! With chrome trim. Then we could pack Twitney in there beside him. Uh... we might need a triple wide.
Bug Spray |
05.05.06 - 12:59 pm | #
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Long Island - after popping out baby, after baby, Britney's gonna need her own double wide.
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05.05.06 - 12:59 pm | #
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Snap, Irish! Great depraved minds think alike! LOL!
Bug Spray |
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Opinonated,
Thats great! The more the merrier when going after the trailer trash of Beverly hills. Let's just hope the baby gets out of there soon.
Valerie,
"Trashy is the new black" LOL so true. I say we get some plastic bags for Britney to wear over her head...tightly. 
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 1:00 pm | #
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Total nutjob alert in Charlie Sheen post...be warned. Someone pour me a drinkie poo!
bzbee |
05.05.06 - 1:00 pm | #
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haha... i feel for SPF... poor kid
Opinionatedwon |
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05.05.06 - 1:01 pm | #
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Bug spray,
Twitney! LOL! I love it! ROTF!
Fo' Sho' it's so true. Where do you think they could send Sean to live after maw and paw are six feet under?
Long Island Irish |
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I think Sybill is running rampant on Dlisted today. Same MO, different personalities, depending on the thread.
Bug Spray |
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Damn BZ! Another one? Our Val's got competition!
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WE MUST save that baby. At this rate he'll be walking soon and that's when he's going to get killed. He was just lying there at six months and look at what befell him. 
Oh, and I say we send Lewis to deal with Federline.
Long Island Irish |
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Harley bitch dont you insult my insanity slut!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 1:05 pm | #
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Long Irish - Hmmm, Sean Preston will already have learned to take care of himself by age 3. If they're not dead yet, Sean will be rasing K&B and taking on the responsibility of raising Aurora Lynne too.
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This is visual pollution at it's best!
Molly |
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LOL! Fo' sho that maybe hard for the wee fella. How in the world will he ever get Kevin to eat all his vegtables?
Long Island Irish |
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LOL Molly every time I see K-Fed I think blindness can be a blessing in certain cases.
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 1:08 pm | #
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Lock K-Fug in a coffin with Lewis?
Bug Spray |
05.05.06 - 1:08 pm | #
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becks is hot - and his are shower shoes w/ socks NOT FLIP FLOPS - but maybe he has an excuse - he probably just played a game - showered and that's what he wears. What's K-fed's? Oh wait I know he's just retarded.
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Laugh.Out.Loud.At.Britney.
pageantgal |
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05.05.06 - 1:10 pm | #
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Bug Spray! LOL oh my lord brillant! ROTF!!!!
~ohmy~ Federlines brain can't handle too much stimulation. The idea of a game may just elude him to the point of no return. I bet as a kid when they played hide and seek he thought he was playing for his life and the police had to come find him later on in the night before the homeless winos did.
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 1:12 pm | #
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Beck ought to try wearing the batman suit instead.
Casual Friday |
05.05.06 - 1:12 pm | #
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Paegent,
Aren't we all?
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 1:13 pm | #
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How in the world will he ever get Kevin to eat all his vegtables?
Long Island Irish | 05.05.06 - 1:07 pm |
Yeah, I know, it would be tough getting him to eat veggies. Maybe if he rolls them up in joints so Kevin can smoke them? Or maybe bake them in brownies and tell them they're magic? Britney would totally bogart the brownies. I don't know. Sean will be creative. I have faith in that little booger.
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LOL! Fo' Sho' magic brownies! Shitney would believe that! kevin needs the joint belief. What a crook of losers!
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 1:15 pm | #
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Britney looks so BAD in the last pic!! I forgot how sloppy she looked during her last pregnancy.
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You have to be a soccer player to love Mr. Beckham's outfits. At least he is clean shaven and in shape. Can we say the same for K-Fed.. I think not.
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Okay everyone! Leave me all the comments ya want ya'll! I'm going to go write a little play on this here post about a day in the life of Britney Spears. It may take me awhile to type up but check back in about 10 to 15 minutes for the whole post okay? 
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 1:22 pm | #
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Is Britney wearing a bib?
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari |
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05.05.06 - 1:24 pm | #
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Can't.Stop.Laughing.Out.Loud.At.Britney.
pageantgal |
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05.05.06 - 1:26 pm | #
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Have you ever tried that? It fucking hurts! It's like jamming a cottony knife between your 2 toes
saram23 |
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05.05.06 - 1:27 pm | #
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I get the shower/locker slides on Goldenballs but WTF is going on in the pic w/Batman?
I read they were at some amusement park for his birthday when that was taken.
He is still HOTTT! AY, AY,AAAAAY...
Mrs. Jose Cuervo nee' meramari |
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05.05.06 - 1:27 pm | #
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winter socks and a summer sandal?! come on, only the germans are tacky enough to pull that off.
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05.05.06 - 1:29 pm | #
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I'd still hit it.
It is a European thing, however ugly, to wear socks and sandles after playing sports or swimming. Yes, it's very unattractive but everyone wears sandles around the pool too, to avoid germs etc., function over fashion in this case.
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what is happening to this people? they are really going south
happyface |
05.05.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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**It is a European thing, however ugly, to wear socks and sandles**
Maybe K-Fug thinks he's a UR-A-PEEIN now?
(PS: That's no offense intended to Europeans. Just the way his trailer trash ass would think of it.)
Bug Spray |
05.05.06 - 1:39 pm | #
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I will excuse the socks/sandals combo in the middle picture. He is holding his tennies and it is obvious he just got done playing soccer. But there is no excuse for the other two.
Jessucka |
05.05.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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YES THERE IS HE IS DAVID BECKHAM!
Valerie |
05.05.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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looks like Uncle Ned at the retirement home in florida having a sunny day out.. har har
d.c |
05.05.06 - 1:51 pm | #
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Maybe K-Fug thinks he's a UR-A-PEEIN now?
(PS: That's no offense intended to Europeans. Just the way his trailer trash ass would think of it.)
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 1:39 pm | #
That would mean that K-Fed thinks and thats not bloody likely. I hate the idiot but at least he doesn't walk around barefoot like his trailer trash bride.
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At least Beckam is good looking! K-Fed looks even worse with that fat ho walking down the street. What a nasty-ass pair!
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05.05.06 - 1:59 pm | #
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Britney looks like a fat slob in the last picture. She's just as bad a K-Fed.
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I wonder if it bothers brit that her man has smaller legs than her? lol
~ohmy~ |
05.05.06 - 2:16 pm | #
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Soprry guys. I deleted my story by accidnet so I can't do it anyway. sorry. 
Long Island Irish |
05.05.06 - 2:22 pm | #
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I'm absolutely convinced that they are dressing and behaving this badly on purpose!! There cannot be any other reason...they MUST love bad press!!
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05.05.06 - 2:27 pm | #
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Leave my Beckster alone, M.K!
He's fuckin' hot shit no matter what he wear... or wears not... you know what i meant!
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I've been living across the pond and I'm force fed Posh and Becks every flippin' day. And let me tell you ... the man is HOT. He is one mighty fine specimen. But he's starting to look a little weird lately, like he's been hitting the botox or something. Weird.
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05.05.06 - 3:15 pm | #
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Ohmyfuckinggod.
Suzie |
05.05.06 - 3:27 pm | #
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WTF?? Socks and flip-flops?? What is WRONG with this fucktard??
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur |
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05.05.06 - 3:37 pm | #
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At least Becks looks like he takes a bath. And - Kevin does not look quite as stank as Shitney.
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05.05.06 - 4:29 pm | #
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Ugh! Thats like Stella McCartney asking for dressing tips from Jacklin Smith of K-Mart.
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05.05.06 - 4:45 pm | #
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Awww. Poor Becks. I just feel sorry for him.
He can't 'elp if 'e's a bit of a chav, 'ey?
At least he has a job though, and talent. (fucking k-fed.... grrrrr)
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it hurts just to look at his socks digging in between his toes from those damn flip flops
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Becks is soo G I cant believe that you would campare him too Kfag. Beckham transends what it is too be a football icon and his style is unparallel
Con |
05.05.06 - 8:55 pm | #
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Oh God!
Lohan Roberto |
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05.05.06 - 11:04 pm | #
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The English dude is cute. He has a fug wife.
Kfed is nasty, has a fug wife.
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bobo |
05.05.06 - 11:21 pm | #
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WHITE TRASH.... AND I MEAN BOTH OF THEM!
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05.05.06 - 11:28 pm | #
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Why Becks why?!
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05.06.06 - 1:17 am | #
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Those pics of Becks in the Adidas sandals are after soccer, so that's not really that wierd. I have no explanation for the other photo of him tho.
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The term White trash implies that normally a white person is not supposed to be anything other than trash. This term plays into the theory that white people are superior and therefore can not be trash. what does this term mean?
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^ give it a rest already for crying out loud. There's nothing racist about the term 'white trash.'
Don't you have anything better to do with your time than look for problems where they don't even exist?
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what happened to britney's right ankle? It's all twisted and shit!
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Becks is handsome in the face, but his body isn't as hot as people make it out to be. I mean, of course he has a nice body, but he is no Greek God. Now that he has worn socks with sandals he has ready fugged up. Absolutely no excuse.
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Don't these people all have stylists? I would think Posh would dress her hubby better. No socks with open toes! Ugh they all dress their feet like an old man in a retirement community in Florida. Personally I don't want to see a guys toes except with totally naked feet.
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