First!
gay.
He's got Corky St. Clair's hair. Gross.
He stole trump's hair, dyed it black and slapped it on his very butchly shaved head...
Its like a helmut.... he sure is special.
That haircut totally sucks ass!!!
Does he have a new album out or is he still performing "he bangs?" and "livin da vida loca his ass"?
Looks like his head have the "skin"
OMG that's awful it kinda looks like Perez Hilton's new do... hee hee
he's totally gonna get it with Kayla Coxx
Ditto the helmet. Note to Ricky, fire stylist asap!
i like enrique iglesias!!!!!!!!!
Can you say "SPECIAL NEEDS"?
he has a new Gregorian Chants CD coming out, apparently
okay - i know you guys are going to rag me for asking this, but MK - did you go through a load of pics and post the gayest ones available, or is this guy incapable of not taking a gay gay GAY picture?
He's so gay.
He just gotta search deep within him.
I say he did look good with Jake Gylenho
Looks like one of the ducking Three Stooges.
*FUCKING* fucking typos!
~ohmy~ | 05.05.06 - 1:04 pm
That was the first thing that I thought....what a stupid look
I wondered what happened to American Idol Elliot Yamin's old hairdo.
jenner are you kidding me about the chants? I'm in gullible mode today and i'm inclined to believe you...
He looks like a furry penis.
He can ride the short bus with Perez
Looks like one of the ducking Three Stooges.
jennifer | 05.05.06 - 1:07 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
he has a new Gregorian Chants CD coming out, apparently
jenner | 05.05.06 - 1:06 pm | #
HE does look like a monk.
it's a fucking bowl cut!!!!!!
He kinda looks like the fawn from The Chronicles of Narnia in that first picture.
Remember on Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carry was getting a haircut and all they did was put a bowl on top of his head and trimmed his hair around the bowl?? Yah, Ricky's haircut reminds me of that movie...
Almost looks like he could ride the Blue Bird with Valerie.
(singalong)
his mommie cuts his haaaaiiir...his mommie cuts his hair
he eats wonderbread...
*Eeee Jennifer!! I'm right there with you on the whole typo thang... I can't type either!!*
Moe Howard from the Three Stooges called...he wants his hair back.
i like enrique iglesias!!!!!!!!!
luv2dance!!!! | 05.05.06 - 1:06 pm | #
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SEARIOUSLY.HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU? REALLY
OMG, he vaguely looks like GAL in the last pic.
That haircut is totally Moe Howard
Looks like one of the ducking Three Stooges.
jennifer | 05.05.06 - 1:07 pm | #
My first thought was "It is Moe!"
jenner are you kidding me about the chants? I'm in gullible mode today and i'm inclined to believe you...
just me | 05.05.06 - 1:08 pm | #
IT'S TRUE - IN STORES NEAR YOU
jk
In that one pic with the chick, I think they're trying to look sexy & shit, but they actually just look like they're doing taht chest bump thing dudes do after touchdowns & shit
Its the MOE look
Jeezus!! He reminds me of Jerry Lewis.
His hairstylist's idea of a joke perhaps?
I think he's gonna be sucking some cock, so he wants easy-to-wash-the-jizz-out hair.
Are bangs back in for men?? First Tom Cruise - now Ricky - ack... it scares me....
bad, bad, bad. But can I please trade in my old tired legs for the legs on his dancer? Holy crap!
i like enrique iglesias!!!!!!!!!
luv2dance!!!! | 05.05.06 - 1:06 pm | #
In case you didn't hear me in the other thread, Shut the fuck up. Everyone is bored with your immature shit. Your 15 are up. Get lost freak.
i ran track
hung out in malls
ed ran head first into walls
i had girls
lots of clothes
ed had names for all his toes
O, special ed
momma dropped him on his head
Now he thinks a peice of bread
coz he's a little bit special
just a little bit special
maybe it's a yamika (sp?)
When did Ricky Martin become so goddam ugly!
"Moe Howard from the Three Stooges called...he wants his hair back."
i like enrique iglesias!!!!!!!!!
luv2dance!!!! | 05.05.06 - 1:06 pm |
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
Is this just a bad version of that Cesar haircut that was big about 15 years ago? I dunno...it was a bad idea then...even worse idea now.
Tim...you crack me up.
tim: yarmulke - OY!
This idot wants attention. Does anyone know if it's Val? Or just a very small child playing games
well, don't forget, he does like to give the "golden shower".
face it, he's still hot though.
oops, tim...gave you credit when it wasn't due. I thought you came up with the 3 stooges comment. I shall retract that credit...but you do crack me up most of the time anyway
he just needs the curly fries dangling near his sideburns and a copy of the torah...
instant hebrew!!
New vernacular for the Urban Dictionary: "He went and got himself a Moe".
I took my daughter to one of his concerts a few years back when she was 13. We were in the 3rd row. The man is *very* charismatic in person.
And if moves his hips in bed like he does on stage, he's a great lay, whether he's gay or straight, I'll give him that.
But WTF is up with that hair? Is he channeling The Beatles?
my avatar appears to be on vacation. damnit. ugh.
Is he trying to look phallic? It totally looks like a penis-head
jennifer - it's getting old, isn't it? Dumbass.
PS - laughing my ass off at:
He's got Corky St. Clair's hair. Gross.
Annapurna | 05.05.06 - 1:03 pm | #
ok no self-respecting gay dude would go out in public like that, right?
Happy FLAMING Cinco De Mayo!
NoAnjl, lets invite her to my next party, get her drunk, and pixie dust her ass into oblivion. Twinkle twinkle!
i like enrique iglesias!!!!!!!!!
luv2dance!!!! | 05.05.06 - 1:06 pm | #
I thought all of David Koresh's followers died when the ATF surrounded them and they burned them selves alive. How did you manage to get overlooked?
ugh, motherfucker is gayer and uglier than ever.
NoAnjl, lets invite her to my next party, get her drunk, and pixie dust her ass into oblivion. Twinkle twinkle!
Jessucka | 05.05.06 - 1:24 pm | #
LOL....but I am not sharing any of my booze w/her! Fuck that!
i like enrique iglesias!!!!!!!!!
luv2dance!!!! | 05.05.06 - 1:06 pm | #
STFO :D
He looks like Mo of the Three Stooges.
And if moves his hips in bed like he does on stage, he's a great lay, whether he's gay or straight, I'll give him that.
But WTF is up with that hair? Is he channeling The Beatles?
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 1:22 pm | #
my nipples are tingling
wow looks like a big mushroom head. I am waiting for something to come squirting out the top.
"He's got Corky St. Clair's hair. Gross." Awesome reference.
And if moves his hips in bed like he does on stage, he's a great lay, whether he's gay or straight, I'll give him that.
I call bullshit!!!! If hec moves his hips like that in bed then he has sex like a fucking Jack Rabbit!!!! And that just means CHAFFING for everybody!!!!
OMG my dad used to cut my brother's hair like that back in the 70's. He had a chair and a cape in the garage, and would put a bowl around their heads and shave with the buzzer!! 
I thought all of David Koresh's followers died when the ATF surrounded them and they burned them selves alive. How did you manage to get overlooked?
Marla Singer
ROFLOLOL!! Marla, I haven't seen you here before. But you fit right in!!
my nipples are tingling too, but only because I scorched them in the tanning bed
It'll only take one drink. We'll spike it. A cheap ass zima should do. If she refuses to drink, I'll drug the kool aid. Twinkle, twinkle, BOOM!
If hec moves his hips like that in bed then he has sex like a fucking Jack Rabbit!!!! And that just means CHAFFING for everybody!!!!
FirstClass aka Coandy Coxx
LOL! But I think Foo might zap your ass for dissing bunny sex!!
Gay Moe. I love youse guys.
Aw come on you guys. Not every special needs person has a cut like that. Ease up on them; they have a hard enough life the way it is! 
And please don't yell at me; I just feel bad for them. I have two relatives that are special needs, and they are both the sweetest people in the world. 
I can't even comment on the hair, because I can't get past the dorky-ass scarf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF? I thought ALL gay guys were preprogrammed with good style sense? How did Ricky not get the memo?
He looks like Mork from Ork in that last pic. Nanu Nanu!!
Jessucka, I'll be there and make that click, click, BOOM! Bottoms up my byotches!!!
He used to be sexy (gay or not.) Now he just looks like a retard. What the hell is he thinking?!
*clinking glasses with Harley Bitch Barbie*
Jessucka: Oh, all right! *looking down and stomping foot*
Marla - you be pretty damn funny girl!
what's with the nasty and gay fade haircut? Are we suddenly back in 1984???
Stoney: tanning topless again? Get the little eye things and put them on your nips!
**Aw come on you guys. Not every special needs person has a cut like that. Ease up on them; they have a hard enough life the way it is!**
If he were really special needs we wouldn't be mocking him. But so-called "normal" people who look/act like this are just begging to be dissed.
therickster'sonlyfan | 05.05.06 - 1:37 pm | #
I truly am sorry if you were offended in any way, but please know that I am sure no one meant to offend.
NoAnj congrats on your caption. I think it's the best one of the year!
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 1:42 pm | #
dissed and pissed!!!
Bug Spray!! How very nice! Thank you very much.
ROFLOLOL!! Marla, I haven't seen you here before. But you fit right in!!
Bug Spray | 05.05.06 - 1:34 pm
Thank you! I normally don't post comments but I can't stand self-riteous "saved and forgiven" twats coming to an obviously snarky blog created for the sake of gossip trying to get us to change our wicked ways.
I am opinioned and quite bitchy, but I happen to be proud of this and everyone here always crack me up so I will be here for quite a while.
I know Miz! Where do I get those little nip covers? I was just going to put some spf on them...
I can't believe I totally neglected my poor nips! *pets and uses soothing words*
Marla, please post more often you hot bitch!
IT DOSENT GET ANY GAYER THAN THIS.SERIOUSLY THIS IS CLAY AIKEN+LANCE GAY!YEAH BABY HAKE YOUR FEGGET ASS!
you guys are too fuckin funny today...
Valerie how old are you??
Corky St.Clair, LMAO he does have his hair! too funnny
He's the gayest gay in gaville, comeon who's getting kidded by this. and he likes golden showers too.
I"m 22 years old,bitch!But i dont look a day pass 18!
you sound hot you slutty bitch you..
Welcome Marla! *fist-bump*
Stoney: do they give you small, gold, eye covers at the salon? They are supposed to provide you with eye-shields, aske for 2 pair.
i wonder if his pubes are shaved the same way..can he flame any more? jesus just say you're gay, sprinkle som fairy dust on yourself, introduce us to your new love "bubba bertha" and move on its that simple
we still have the plastic connected ones, lol!
katie, that bitch isn't a day over 14!
katie, that bitch isn't a day over 14!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 05.05.06 - 2:00 pm | #
school is not out yet Stoney...
.. some of the comments have me shaking my head and laughing though
Stoney: I used to use seashells: gather two at the beach and use them as nip-covers! I also use them for my eyes while napping on the beach.
Ricky Martin should just come out! Everyone with a half a brain, and a quarter gaydar, knows his shit is Tinkerbell.
don't be so naive retards, its a hairpiece
Whose Corky Saint Clair? Damn I must Google.
don't be so naive retards, its a hairpiece
tama | 05.05.06 - 2:06 pm | #
I prefer "special" over retard myself...and sorry to say genius, that is HIS hair
ok Corky's Hair is better than Ricky's and that ain't saying much! Thanks Google!
Good God, Moe had better hair.
In the last pic he looks like a homeless person singing into a discarded hair brush.
what a "Dickhead"
I see that they still make ''FlowBee'', huh?
don't be so naive retards, its a hairpiece
tama | 05.05.06 - 2:06 pm | #
hairpiece or no (and it's real, deeeerrrrrrrrr) THE REAL issue is why would he go for that look in the first place????????
On second thought, it'd be EVEN WORSE if it WAS a hairpiece, because that means he went out & BOUGHT this from somewhere
Seashells! Brilliant! *looks around for a beach, sees only concrete*
I see that they still make ''FlowBee'', huh?
Rip Taylor | 05.05.06 - 2:20 pm | #
I thought "Flow Bee" too
Stoney: that's right, you're in Tennessee!
Alrighty then, use coffee filters, cut out some circular cloth-bits, whatever! You need to protect them.
I have liquid coming out of my nose from laughing so hard.
Watch the movie "Waiting for Guffman" to see Corky in all his glory. Trust me, funny shit.
Now, back to our regularly sheduled gay, Ricky.
Two lids from Lipton tea bottles, Stoney?
I thought the first pic was from The Howling Part 6 or something. I just knew the other pics would be of his transformation from man to wolf.
A Puerto Rican Werewolf in America!
übergay?
We know he is gay....
But I don't think it is the haircut.
I don't many gay men who would wear a bowl cut.
So, is Ricky Martin Spanish for Clay Aiken?
I think i'm going to cry... he was a beautiful man... now he looks like a 60's cop..... and not the hot kind (if thats at all possible)
God, I so adore his gay-ass! He is sooooooooo incredibly homo, and I am such a fag hag for this amazing fag!
LOVE LOVE LOVE and ADORE ADORE ADORE him!
I hate his hair. Ricky give Moe back his haircut. I still think he is cute, though.
Damn, but why do I still want to do him, bad hair and all?
GAYGAYGAY
He is so........so........homo-erotic!
how in God's name did I miss this post??? My11 yr old son had this hair do at 3 years old
chili bowl.. still like him though
I think I'll just rub some SPF on my nipples for protection. No, not Shitney's brat, perverts!!
Gay, Gay, Gay all the way!!
i guess we know who bought up those flobie mechines to cut your own hair
Looks like Perez's haircut.
looks like they are full steam ahead on dumb and dumber 3 --the latin years
his hair cut makes him look like he should ride the short bus...
Ricky be ridin' the short bus.
hah, synchonicity letinstar!
his ears look all retarded!
Hey! It's Fryer Tuck visits a bathhouse.
Actually, no self-respecting gay man would have a haircut that bad.
oh ricky you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind
GAY RICKY
*clap clap*
GAY RICKY
(sorry, checkin' avatar, needed to come up with somethin')
YEAH 2 avatars......
They call that hairdoo "Lloyd Christmas in Fire Island". Tres fudgepacker.
Why do I feel like Jonathan Antin was somehow involved?
My God, please tell me thats not coming back
old poor boy's bowl hair cut.. lame
OMG, my husband just looked over my shoulder at the picture of Ricky and said, "Who the hell is that? Julius Queefer?" LMAO!
I think he looks like Spock from Star Treck. "Beam me up Scottie"
Where's Larry and Curly? FYI, I know gay men and with this horrible hairdo, THEY won't want him!!!
moonmaid | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 4:46 pm | #
great minds, moonmaid!
LOL!
His hair stylist sure had a grudge with him.
hey u guys
he looks pretty gay here nd his hair cut sucks but i find him hot overall!
"What in all that is pink and glitter..." Now THAT'S funny!
Please, please don't let this be the equivalent of George Clooney trying to bring back the "Caesar Cut!" What would you call this?
The "He Bangs a Dutch Boy Bowl Cut?"
It looks like he's wearing lipstick on the first pic.
He shoulda' came out street! I mean if your Puerto Rican you gotta keep it street. That pop shit just makes ya' look soft from the start. Now everyone is calling him gay. Too bad bruh.
I interned at W Mag when they did a shoot of him a few years back. All the gay editors said he was totally gay..something about hitting on one of them. Ricky likey the dicky.
Mister Spock!
it reminds me of the dumb and dumber haircut.erggh.Ohh Why...
did the fact that bowl cuts were considered "in" like..10 years ago ever occur to him? O_o or has he been living in a hole all this time
always wondered what the "german cut" looked like now i can go get circumcised.
Ai yi yi yi yiiiiii
fucking stupid people its normal that someone has a bad hair cut once a while but he is no fucking gay u guys are °just so jealous control ur self fucking pathetic everyone know u wanna be him come on he is SO FINe And he can dance as hell what is wrong a guy shaking his ass watever just jealousy
well, gay or no gay, it's not any of your business. True, he has looked better. Still, he has a body to die for.
Finally, Ricky Martin is the boyfriend of the multimillionaire puerto rican young Samuel Beniquez. That such Samuel Beniquez is a son of the religious one and multimillionaire puerto rican merchant named Aaron.
Ricky Martin and Samuel Beniquez quick they will marry as Elthon John.
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